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02x03 - Sheepless Nights

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shaun the Sheep". Aired: 5 March 2007 – 3 December 2021.*
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Shaun, an unusually clever sheep, lives with his flock at Mossy Bottom Farm, a traditional small northern English farm.

02x03 - Sheepless Nights

Post by bunniefuu »

[Rooster crow]

Theme song:
he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He even mucks about
with those who cannot bleat

Keep it in mind,
he's one of a kind

Oh, life's a treat
with shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

-He's shaun the sheep
-he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He doesn't miss a trick
or ever lose a beat

Lose a beat

Perhaps one day you'll find a way

To come and meet
with shaun the sheep

Oh, come and bleat
with shaun the sheep

[Thunderclap]

[Snores loudly]

-[Splosh!]
-Hm... [Mumbles]

[Metallic sploshing]

[Water splashing]

Quack! Quack! Quack!

[Sighs]

[Pop!]

[Grunts]

-[Cracking noise]
-uh?

[Loud thud]

-Uh?
-Aruh?

-[Surprised bleating]
-ooh.

[Whistling through air]

[Clunk!]

[The farmer sighs]

[Surprised bleating]

[Gasps, then mutters]

Out there.

Aruf!

-[Loud whistle]
-[all] baaa!

[Scattered bleating]

[Owl hoots]

Maaa!

[Whistles hard]

[Oinking, squealing
and sniggering]

[Whistle blows]

[All] oink!

[All snort, then growl]

-Aruh!
-[Sombre bleating]

-Aruh. Rarrrr...
-[General bleating]

Eeeeeeeee-eeeeeee!

Maaaa... [Sobs]

Aruh...

Brr-brr-brr...

Ma-ma-ma...

-[Whistling through air]
-[splat!]

[The pigs snort and giggle]

[Oinking and snorting]

[Giggles]

Raff! Rar-rar...

-Raff...
-Tsk! [Sighs]

[Scattered bleating]

Weee! Weee! Weee! Weeee!

[General bleating]

Aruh? [Sighs]

[Grunting and bleating]

-[Boing!]
-[Squelch!]

Aruh?

Tsk.

Maaaa!

Rar!

[Loud fart, then the pigs giggle]

[Pigs farting and snorting,
sheep bleating]

-Baaa!
-[All] weeeeee!

Maaaa!

[All] weeeeee!

[Sheep bleating]

-[Boof! Boof!]
-[Squealing and laughting]

Baa! Baa! Baa! Baaaaaa!

[Boof!]

Eeeerrrr...

[Snores]

-Aruh?
-[Bleating and squealing]

[Giggles] oof!

[Blows whistle] aruh!

-[Birds tweeting]
-aruh... Aruh...

Aruh...

-Maaaa!
-[Thud!]

[Sighs]

[Squealing and bleating continues]

-[Metallic clunking]
-hm?

Weeee-weeeee-weeeee-weeeee!

Maaa...

Weee-weee-weee-weee-weee-weee!

Wee?

Maa...

[Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!]

-Maaa!
-[Blows whistle]

-[Thumping and thudding]
-[whistles hard] rar!

[Fighting noises continue]

[Whistles hard]

[Silence]

[Bitzer snoring
and the pigs squealing]

Maaaa!

[Thunderclap]

[The farmer hums]

Huh?!

Huh? Hmm...

Ohh! Aye-aye...

[Loud snoring]

Urup? Urup?!

-[All snorting]
-oh?

[Pitter-patter of rain]

[Slurps]

[Slurps]

Maaa! Maaaa!

Maaaa!

-La, la, la, la, la.
-[Toy squeaks, then squelches]

[The farmer hums]

Hm?

[Sniffs]

[Inhales deeply] ohh! Ohh!

[Scattered bleating]

[Sniffs]

[Sniffs] eugh! Now wash!

[Toy squeaks]

[Both sniff]

-Baa!
-Bleugh!

Quack!

Uh-mm.

[Toy squeaks]

Quack!

Whoo-ooh!

[Springs rattle]

-[Boing!]
-Ooh...

-[Boing!]
-Wheeee!

[Gasps]

[Leaves rustle]

Eee-eee-eee!

[Boing!]

[Water sloshes]

[Boing! Boing!]

-[Blows raspberry]
-[boing!]

[Boing!]

[Boing!]

-Baaaaa!
-[Water sloshes]

[Boing! Boing! Boing!]

[Both giggling]

Quack! Quack!

[Silence]

[Boing!]

[Boing! Boing!]

[Crockery smashing
and hens clucking]

-[Boing! Boing!]
-Quack!

[Water sloshing]

[Birds tweeting]

-[Boing!]
-[Bitzer singing tunelessly]

[Boing! Boing!]

-[Boing]
-[continues singing]

[Blows raspberry]

Aruh?

[Loud purring]

-[Boing!]
-[Muffled] meow!

-[Boing!]
-Maaaa!

[Water sloshing]

-[Boing!]
-[Hums]

[Boing! Boing!]

Hey?

[Snorting and grunting]

-[Boing!]
-Weee! Weee!

-[Contented sigh]
-[splat!]

[Boing! Boing!]

-[Boing!]
-Quack!

-[Boing!]
-Quack!

[Boing!]

-[Boing! Boing!]
-Eeeee!

Quack-quack-quack!

[Blows raspberry]

-[Boing]
-[water sloshes]

[Ding!]

[Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!]

[Boing! Boing! Boing!]

[Boing!]

[Snorting and grunting]

[Boing! Boing! Boing!]

[All boinging and bleating]

Maaa!

[General bleating]

Baaaa!

[Both] baaa!

Maaa!

[Boing! Boing]

-[General bleating]
-[the farmer] ah...

-Ah...
-[Metallic clattering]

[Boing! Boing!]

Maaaaaa!! [Sighs]

-[Boing!]
-Maaa!

-[Thud!]
-Maaaa!

[Speaking gobbledygook]

-Huh?
-Hey-hooo!

Euh!

[Whistling through air]

[Water sloshing]

[Water sloshing]

[Thud!]

[Boing!]

Eeeeeh!

-[Joyous bleating]
-maaa!

[Hairdryer whirs]

Aruh...

[Gasps]

Aruh!

Quack! Squeak, squeak, squeak.

Baaa!

Mmm.

[Sobs] maaaa! Maaa! Maaa!

-[Sniffs] bleurgh!
-[Buzzing]

[Whistle blows]

Aruh?

-[Boing!]
-Aruh, aruh, aruh!

[Splosh!]

-[Flies buzzing]
-eugh!

-[Nervous giggling]
-aruf...

[Loud giggling]

[Hums]

Mm. Mm-hm. Mm...

Hmm... [Sniffs]

Hmm... [Gasps] ooh!

Aaahh...

-Quack-quack?
-Quack.

Ooh-ahh! Ahh-ooh!

-Quack-quack.
-Quack.

Ohh! Aah! Ahh! Aye.

Aye. Hm?

Mm... Aye.

-Hello. There, yes.
-Aruh? Aruh?

-There.
-Aruh.

Thank you.

-Bye.
-Bye-bye.

-Aruh.
-[Gasps]

[Shouts]

[Jangles coins]

-[Clears throat]
-huh?

-Huh?
-[Coins jangle]

-Hmph!
-Oh.

Uh? Hmm...

-Ahh!
-[Both quack]

-[Coins jangle]
-hey.

[Lady] hm?

-Ah.
-Oh. [Thwack!]

[Sniggers]

-Uh?
-[Gasps]

Don't answer!

Aruh.

[Gasps] aruh, rar.

Ooh. Uh.

Arrr. Ahh!

[Excited panting]

Hmm? Ahh!

Um...

Hmm.

[Mutters]

There you are.

Aruh-aruh. Ohh.

-Baaaa!
-Ah.

[Coins jangle]

Tsk. Hmm...

Aruh...

Mmmm...

[Tape recorder]
"stupid!"

Huh.

-[Tape recorder] "yow!"
-[Man mutters]

[Tape recorder] "uh-huh-huh-huh!"

Bye...

[Tape recorder] "as you were."

Hm?

Maaa... Maaa...

[Enthusiastic bleating]

[Scattered bleating]

[Gasps] maaa!

That.

-Uh-huh.
-[Tape recorder] "as you were."

Maaa!

-[Rattling]
-baaa!

[Woman] ooh. There you are.

[Snoring]

[Car horns tooting,
people talking all at once]

Meow!

[Scattered bleating]

Howdy. There you go.

[Loud hip hop music playing]

Aruh...

Aruh... [Gasps]

Aruh, aruh... [Pants]

Aruh...

Ah-huw!

-Rar!
-[Thud!]

-Aruh, aruh, aruh.
-Hmmm...

-Aruh!
-Ha-ha!

h*-h*.

Ah. Ohh!

Mwah!

-Euch!
-Aye, aye.

[Hums]

[General bleating]

Argh!

[Echoes] huh? Uh?

Uh?

Uh?!

-[The farmer] aaarrrghh!
-[Gasps]

Grrrr...! Grrrrr...!

Aruh?!

-[The farmer shouting]
-ruf! Ruf!

[Titters]