01x05 - The Truman Show

[bunniefuu]

Okay, lights out, 20 minutes.

No funny business.

And no f*cking.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Now do you believe me?

He's a f*cking psychopath.

Okay. It does seem

like an odd coincidence

your wires just snapped.

It's no coincidence. It's absurd.

Those lines are strong enough

to hold a g*dd*mn elephant.

Where's your phone at?

He confiscated it.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Kevin. He said lights

out. We can't leave.

He's not my camp counselor.

You know what I'm-a do?

I'm about to go, I'm

about to get my phone back,

and I'm-a see what other weird sh*t

he hiding in his office

that he don't want me to see.

Kevin don't.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

- Ronnie, baby. [CHUCKLING]

- [CHUCKLING] Mon garçon.

- Have a seat.

- Ah.

Uh, pull up scene 12, please.

Have a seat.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

- This is a bad idea.

- It's a good idea.

Wilcox won't m*rder me in front of you.

Come on. There's his office, come on.

- sh*t.

- Do you have a bobby pin?

Yeah. Yeah. It's in the bun

on the back of my f*cking head.

Okay, don't be an as*h*le.

I'll find a paper clip. Excuse me.

Wait, you know how to pick a lock?

South Side of Chicago, born and raised.

It's not North Philadelphia,

but I'm not gonna hold it against you.

- Got it.

- Hey.

[COUGHING] Where the f*ck are you at?

Oh, God. Oh, f*ck, I can't see sh*t.

[COUGHING] Where you at?

- DUMMY: Help! Help me!

- I got you, Little Kev!

DUMMY: Oh, hell no!

Aah!

- Help!

- It's f*cking hot!

[EXHALES] Whoa.

You damn right. It is authentic.

- He doesn't even know he's being filmed.

- Exactly.

I have been chasing for

this cinema verité style

of realistic hard action

filmmaking for years.

It is my white whale, my unicorn.

All I needed was an

actor who was fragile,

vulnerable, afraid of being forgotten.

[SIGHS]

Afraid of being forgotten.

Thank you, Kevin.

You're a gift. Thank you.

Thank you.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Any questions, uh,

for tomorrow's scenes?

Oh, no, uh

Whoa, I'm so je suis

fatigué! [CHUCKLES]

I should get back to

the set, so bonsoir.

- Bonsoir.

- J'aime beaucoup.

Merci.

Again.

Hey, can I can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

So, you you remember earlier today

when we were sh**ting

the scene on green screen?

Like, like, right

before the wires snapped?

You kind of seemed like you was

like you were really into it.

It's called acting.

Yeah, you were acting

like you wanted to kiss me.

Yes.

Got it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Come on. Let's go.

f*ck. Stealing my sh*t.

Hollywood b*tch.

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

You got anything?

No. You?

He's got a drawer full of old headshots.

Oh.

"Coach Ron, you are the bright light

in the darkest parts of my soul."

The f*ck does that mean?

We should get out of here soon.

No, we shouldn't. I know

there's some stuff in here

that he don't want us to

see. Just got to look for it.

Probably got one of them, like,

secret compartments somewhere.

Got it. [GRUNTS]

Bingo.

Holy sh*t.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Here. I got another

lock for you to pick.

- What do you think's in there?

- I don't know.

Some sh*t that he don't

want nobody to find.

[JORDAN SIGHS]

[DOOR SLIDING OPEN]

sh*t.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUTTERING]

I'll get your a*s.

♪

Oh.

Isn't this interesting?

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, I know that you're

both pretending to be asleep.

And that's fine. It's probably the best

acting that either of you will

ever do in your entire lives.

Especially you, Agent Hart.

But if I find out that either of you

left this bunk without my permission,

you'll regret the day

you ever stepped into

Ron Wilcox's Action Star School.

[BUCKET HITS WALL]

If you weren't fake sleeping,

you would have woken up.

Holy sh*t. That was too close.

You're telling me?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]