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01x04 - I Saw the Whole Thing

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Alfred Hitchcock Hour". Aired: September 20, 1962 – May 10, 1965.*
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It was a segment of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, this time, lasting an hour.

01x04 - I Saw the Whole Thing

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Good evening. I am organizing a key club.

It seems to be the thing to do.

For the uninitiated, a key club is one which

members can enter only if they possess a key.

These clubs are

terribly exclusive since

membership is limited to men.

My club is completely different.

It is for women. Inside the club is

everything a woman could want,

Including me. You see, I am

the club's only bunny.

This evening's story

is not about key clubs.

It is about a man who finds himself in a

unique predicament and is called I Saw the

whole thing. If you

wish to see the whole

thing, I suggest you watch this

spot closely for the next 60 minutes.

Hi Penny. You waiting for somebody?

Not for you.

I called Thursday but the

warden said you were out. Hey, I'm

having a big bash at my place next week.

Interested? Look Freddie, can't you take a

hand? You know I'm going steady with George.

Is that who you're waiting for?

Well you kind of flake off. Who is the

jealous type, huh? He'll go stark staring

ape if he finds you hanging around me

again, so if you don't mind.

Okay, okay. See you around.

My name is Michael Barnes, I

Speak up, please.

My name is Michael Barnes. I had an auto

accident yesterday. My car hit somebody.

A man on a motorcycle. Yes,

we've been looking for you.

I heard you broadcast the one

where you were asking for witnesses.

Just a minute. Get me Lieutenant Sweet.

Your license number, PN3271. Yes.

Lieutenant Sweet, the driver

of the hit-and-run case is here.

Yes, sir, he just walked in.

Okay. You prepared to make a statement,

Mr. Barnes? That's what I'm here for.

This is Lieutenant Sweet of the automobile

squad. This man's name is Michael Barnes,

Lieutenant. His license

number checks out.

I'm very sorry about

all this. I'm sure you are.

The broadcast didn't say too much about the

man's condition. Is he gonna be all right?

He's got a pretty bad concussion

and a couple of broken ribs.

The doctor thinks

he'll be all right.

Come with me, Mr. Barnes. On Tuesday,

May 17th, my car was heading north

through the town of

Greensville. There's a stop

sign at the intersection

of Holland Avenue and

Greensville Road. My

car stopped at the stop

sign and then when no

traffic appeared in any

other direction proceeded

to cross the road.

A motorcycle came out

of nowhere and headed in

the direction of my car.

It was going very fast.

The driver of the

motorcycle decided to

pass in front of my car and he ran into it.

He was thrown over the top and landed on

the road. My car stopped and then went on.

That sound about right to you? Did I say

just like that? Not very good English and

I'm supposed to be an author. We don't want

fiction now, Mr. Barnes.

Just the truth.

My car stopped and then

went on. Like to add anything

to that? That doesn't

sound very good for me,

does it? You say this statement's

going to be read in court.

If you're prosecuted, it will be. You

mean there's a chance that I won't be

prosecuted? That's

not for me to say.

The district attorney is

assembling the evidence.

That's why they've asked

for witnesses to come forward.

I can tell you right now there

were plenty of them. What kind of an author

are you, Mr. Barnes? I write crime stories.

Hmm. I never read them myself.

The cops are always too dumb.

Now if you'll just sign this statement.

Say, well I have to

be kept here very long.

My wife is in the hospital.

I'd like to get over there.

Just sign this statement

and then we'll let you go.

We'll be in touch with you later.

Cheer up, Mr. Barnes. Women have

had babies before. I suppose I have

been pretty jittery about all this. You

know Stella's report card better than I do.

I mean if you've struck out twice already.

This isn't a ballgame. If she got this far,

I'm sure she'll be all right. Mustn't

go wrong this time. Just mustn't.

She wants this baby so badly.

You know, your older fathers

are always the worst.

Water. Especially if

it's the first baby. Now it isn't easy for

a woman who's not so young, is it? I mean

Stella's 36. You have any children, doctor?

Three incredibly hungry ones. sh**ting up

like weeds. Kids get older fast and so

do parents. Are you sure that she's going

to be all right? I mean she's not as nervous

as when I brought her in this morning.

She seemed a little worried, but that's

only natural. Truth is it's not just Stella

that I'm anxious about. Something happened

yesterday. I was in an auto accident.

Motor cycle ran into me. Man who was riding

it was hurt. Stella doesn't know about it yet.

Was the man badly hurt? He'll recover.

Might be some upsetting things in the

newspaper. Might even be a trial. I see.

Well I suppose the sensible thing to do

is to keep the whole thing quiet.

At least until your wife feels well. Oh

could you do that? That would mean a great

deal to me. Yes. I'll speak to the nurses

and see that she's kept out of touch

with the world. You know I never did

prescribe newspaper headlines for my

patients. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Hey you got over here pretty quickly.

The way you sounded on the phone,

I thought the house was burning down.

I don't smell any smoke. I had to come

over to your place except I didn't

want to leave the house. It's Stella,

she's in the hospital. Might be a call.

So soon? Mm-hmm. Thought the baby wasn't

due for a month. Rush order. Can I fix you

a drink counselor? No objections your honor.

Scotch of the rocks. So that's it.

Stella. What? I've just been weighing the

bags under your eyes. You look

like a man with troubles. I spoke to Dr.

Palmer and he says that everything's

all right so far, but you know Stella.

You know how nervous she can get. She's

already lost two babies. Mike you didn't

ask me over to talk about Stella.

What's the matter? Haven't you been

reading the papers? Well not the local

ones. I got back to the coast this morning.

It looks like I'm facing a criminal

action. You? What did you do?

Write yourself into one of your own

stories? Had an accident driving through

town last week. A motorcycle ran into

my car. It wasn't my fault, but well I.

I just didn't stop. You mean you?

I didn't stop. I did. I lost my head. I.

drove on. There were plenty of people

around to help the guy. Maybe too many

people. You mean witnesses? Mm-hmm.

I turned myself in the next morning after

I drove Stella to the hospital. Hit

and run. Well that could be serious.

Even if they were mitigating circumstances.

Yes, but other things too. The witnesses

claimed that I didn't stop at a stop

sign. That I passed right through it.

Now that's not true. But that's what

they say. Any witnesses on your side?

Yes. Who? Me. Jerry, what's the what's

the sentence for that kind of a crime?

You're talking about two crimes. Hit

and runs a felony, passing a stop signs a

traffic violation. This would be

serious for the victims critical. How is.

he? He's got a concussion but

they say he's gonna be alright.

But Stella that's a that's a different

story. If she knew what was going on.

And she doesn't? No, the hospital's keeping

the newspapers away from her. But if I had to

go to jail I couldn't hide that fact

very long. And you're positive you

stopped at that stop sign? I stopped.

I stopped. That's what's so crazy about

this whole thing. Now five witnesses

go to the district attorney's office and

swear that I didn't. How do you figure

a thing like that, Jerry? You don't know

any of these people. Never saw any of

them before in my life. Now how did they

see something that never happened?

Mike, I'm not a criminal lawyer but I've

been around enough courtrooms to

know that an eyewitness can be the weirdest

animal in the zoo. Personally, I like a

good clean case of circumstantial evidence.

Five eyewitnesses can tell you the

five different stories about the same.

.. So these five are telling the same

story and they're all wrong. What's a

You leave that up to your attorney. I'm

gonna give you the name of a man I know.

I'm not hiring an attorney, Jerry. What?

No, I'm gonna defend myself. Where did you

get such a c*ck idea? Just

because you're a hotshot mystery writer.

No, I'm gonna defend myself. I've been

around courtrooms before, you know.

I just don't dream up that stuff that I

write. That has to be authentic these days.

A man who keeps his own counsel?

As a fool for a lawyer, I know, I know.

But I thought a lot about this is something

I've got to do. There are reasons, believe me.

All right, now you're Clarence

Darrow, so what do you want

from me? Talk, advice, anything you

can give me. Jerry, you've got to show me

how to shake up those witnesses. All

right, so we'll talk. Thank you. You know,

can I fix you another drink? Better put

on a pot of coffee, a big pot. And Mike,

I'm your friend, right? I'm telling you the

truth, Jerry. Maybe nobody will believe it,

but it's the truth. Mr. Anderson, you may

make your opening remarks to the jury.

Thank you, your honor. Members of the jury,

the defendant in this trial is charged with

a felony known to you as hit and run.

The case for the prosecution is a simple

one. We'll bring to the witness

stand five independent eyewitnesses.

Each one of them will give you direct

evidence regarding the accident in question.

None of these witnesses has any interest

in this case. None of them knows either the

defendant or the man who was injured,

Harold Brady. I would like for you to

listen very carefully to their testimony.

Each of these witnesses will

tell you without qualification that the

accused, Michael Barnes, was involved in a

collision between his vehicle and a

motorcycle at Holland Avenue and

Greensville Road. Pardon me, your honor.

Your honor, I've just received some

important information regarding this case.

The victim of the accident, Harold

Brady, has just died as a result

of his injuries. In view of this

development, I request that the

hit-and-run charge be dismissed.

The case can then be refiled with

the charge of involuntary manslaughter.

Mr. Anderson, are you ready to call

your first witness? Yes, your honor.

The prosecution calls Miss Penelope

Sanford. Penelope Sanford. Hold it, miss.

Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly

swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth, so help

your God? I do. State your full name.

Penelope Sanford. Take the witness stand.

Miss Sanford, you live at 12

Ridgewood Drive in Greensville? That's

right. But on the day in question, you

were at the corner of Holland Avenue

and Greensville Road, weren't you? I was

waiting for somebody, the creep. I beg your

pardon? I was waiting for George Peabody.

And who was George Peabody? The

creep I was waiting for. Miss Sanford, I

assume George Peabody is a friend of yours?

Not anymore, he's not. All right, Miss

Sanford, so now we know why you were there.

But let's get to the accident itself.

You were the witness to what

happened on May 17? Well, I don't

remember the date, it was on a Tuesday. But

you remember the accident? Oh, it was awful.

I had to look away so as not to

see it. But you saw what happened

before you looked away? Of course.

All right. Will you please tell the court

exactly what you saw? Well, I saw

this man flying over the car and then I

didn't look anymore. But what did you see

before that? Now, please start at the beginning.

The beginning? You mean

George? No, not about George.

Miss Sanford, this is a diagram of the

intersection where the accident took place.

Would you mind showing us what

happened? Oh, sure. The car was coming

from there and the motorcycle was

coming from there. Now, when you first

saw the car, where was it? Coming

down the road. And did it stop at the stop

sign? Oh no, it went right through. How

fast? Oh, like that. And it didn't stop at

all? Not until it got in the middle of the

road. That's when the motorcycle hit it.

Well, how fast was the motorcycle

going? Oh, but pretty slow, I think.

He was very cute. Who was? The

boy on the motorcycle. I saw him before

the ambulance took him away. Thank you,

Miss Sanford. I have no further questions.

Mr. Barnes, do you wish to cross exams?

Yes, Your Honor. Miss Sanford, you were

standing on the street across from a place

called Harry's. Oh yes, I always stand there.

I mean, it wouldn't look very

good standing in front of a bar. Yes.

Now, Miss Sanford, you told Mr. Anderson

that you looked up and you saw this

motorcycle driver flying over the car.

Is that right? Yes. And then you turned

your head away. That's right.

Miss Sanford, are you sure that your head

wasn't turned away before the

accident? Oh no, I saw the whole thing.

Miss Sanford, do you remember what you were

thinking about before the accident? What

I was thinking about? How should I know?

Well, I mean, you weren't thinking about

the accident just then, were you? Well,

of course not. It hadn't happened yet.

Objection, Your Honor. This is not a

relevant question. Oh, it is relevant,

Your Honor. Now, the witness has just

told in detail how the accident happened.

Now, I know that it didn't happen

that way and I, I want to know

what was on her mind at the time. Well,

I'll not stop you, Mr. Barnes, but I'll

caution you not to carry this line of

questioning too far. Thank you, Your.

Honor. Miss Sanford, you spoke of a George

Peabody. Don't even mention his name to me.

Now, when you talked about him,

you called him something. What was.

it? Shall I have it read back? Will the

recorder please read back Miss Sanford's

statement? Question, and who is George

Peabody? Answer, the creep I was waiting for.

Thank you. That doesn't sound like

you liked George Peabody very much

and yet, you made an appointment to

meet him that Tuesday. Well, sure I did.

I waited on that corner for an hour and

he never even showed his face. And you

were a little upset because you were

stood up. Well, wouldn't you be? Wearing

your best dress and everything and he never

even showed. In fact, you were quite angry.

You see, we had this fight the

week before. I mean, it wasn't my fault.

George gets a quack out of

his skull at the least little thing.

Well, anyway, I went to this bash at

Freddie Drew's place and, you know,

Freddie digs me too much and George

went ape about it. Your Honor, I think I

might be able to translate.

You see, it appears that George is highly

excitable and Miss Sanford went to a

party where the host Freddie, where a

young man named Freddie paid her

considerable attention and this made

George quite angry. Is that

right Miss Sanford? Yes, sir.

Anyway, we had this fight and he

didn't call me for over a week, George

I mean, and then two hours before

the accident he gave me a bell.

A telephone call. He wanted me to meet

him at the corner of Holland and

Greensville at 6.30. And you were

waiting there, growing considerably

more angry when the accident occurred.

That's right. And you were pretty busy

thinking about George too, weren't you?

And I'll say I was, oh boy, the things

I was going to tell him. Yes, you were

dreaming up all the things you were

going to say to George when you saw him

and you weren't thinking about

anything else, now were you? You

just wait till I see him. You

didn't notice people or cars or

motorcycles or anything.

Oh, but I did, I couldn't

help hearing that. You

couldn't help hearing that

accident, now could you?

Oh no, it was an awful crash.

That was the first you knew of

the accident, the sound of the

screeching brakes and that's when you

looked up. I don't think it was that way.

Isn't it true that you only think you

saw the car go through that stop sign?

Well everybody said it did, I mean all

the other people. That's right, you thought

you heard all the other people

talking about it and you believed it.

That's all, Miss Sanford. You may step

down. Your Honor, the prosecution now calls

Colonel John Hoey.

Colonel John Hoey. Yes.

In here. Just a moment,

sir. Raise your right hand.

Do you solemnly

swear to tell the truth, the

whole truth, and nothing but

the truth, so help your God? I do.

State your full name. John

Hoey. Take the witness stand.

Colonel Hoey, you live

at the southwest corner of

Holland Avenue and

Greensville Road? Yes, I do.

On the diagram, that would be about there,

wouldn't it? Right again. You were on the

outside of your house

on the day of May 17?

Yes, I was in my garden.

Will you please tell

the court exactly what

you saw on that day?

As I said, I was in my garden.

I grow roses, prize roses.

I saw a sports car speeding down

the street heading to the intersection.

How fast was that car

traveling, would you say? I don't

know how fast, fast.

So fast it couldn't stop

at the sign on the corner.

It passed the stop sign.

Yes, then this motorcycle

came west on Holland.

It was bound to be a crash.

And you saw that the

motorcycle couldn't have avoided.

it. Sir, you asked me to make my report and

I'm trying to make it. If you'll please let

me finish. Ah, Colonel, there's no need for

temper. Counselor is only trying to make

your testimony clear.

It'd be a lot clearer if

he'd allow me to tell it

my own way. I'm sorry,

Colonel, I'll try not to interrupt again.

Please go on. Well, there's not a lot left

to tell. Car went through the stop sign,

the motorcycle hit him, the driver went on.

Did the driver of the car

change his speed through all this?

Only at the last minute when

he braked. It was too late then.

And the motorcycle that was

approaching from the east,

what sort of speed was he

going at? Well, I'm not sure.

Moderate, I'd say. But

not so moderate that

he couldn't have avoided the

crash? Question of ballistics.

He couldn't have avoided the car any

more than a b*llet can avoid a target.

The sports car was

right in front of him.

He shouldn't

allow a car like that.

They should keep it on a

racing track. Shouldn't allow

him in the streets. Just one more question,

Colonel. Have you known either the accused

or the injured before

or after the accident?

That's two questions. No,

it's four as a matter of fact.

Answer them all, please.

No, no, no, no. That'll

be all, Colonel. Thank you.

Mr. Barnes, do you wish to cause an exam?

Colonel Hoey, I hope you won't take offense

at what I'm going to ask you. Your

Honor, I object. I'm afraid that is not the

prerogative of a witness, Colonel.

This man was the driver of the sports car.

I see no reason. It's perfectly legal.

Mr. Barnes has chosen to act in his own defense.

Now, you will answer his questions just

as you did Mr. Anderson's. Thank you, Your.

Honor. Colonel, I'd like to repeat what

I said. I don't mean to be offensive, but.

well, I noticed that you're lame.

I've only got one leg. Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't know that. By any chance, did

you lose that leg in an auto accident? I

seem to have such a prejudice against

sports cars. I was just looking for a

reason. Is that a question? No, no, merely

an observation. Colonel, would you mind

telling me what you were thinking

about when you were in your garden?

Thinking what business is that of yours?

Well, you must have been thinking

about something. You said you

saw my car driving down the street.

And what were you thinking about just then?

I was thinking about how fast it was going.

And that's all? I was also thinking

about my roses. Your prize roses.

That's right. You're very proud of your

roses, aren't you, Colonel? Anything wrong

in that? No, no, of course not. Colonel,

you're a widower, aren't you? That's correct.

You don't have any children? No.

You don't seem very sure about that

answer, Colonel.

I have no children.

Did you ever have any

children? Your Honor, this

man is out of order. It seems to

me Answer the question, Colonel.

Yes, I had a son. Oh, and what happened to

him, Colonel? He was k*lled. I'm sorry, was.

he in the w*r too? No, he was

k*lled when he was three years old. I.

see. You must think of him often,

don't you? Perhaps you were even

thinking of him at the time of the

accident. Colonel, I'm sorry to have to

ask you this, but how did your son die?

One of your sports cars got him.

We now take time out to hear from an

unscheduled witness, your local station.

We've asked him to limit himself

to the bare facts of the case,

but unfortunately he is a garrulous

fellow, so I'm afraid you're in for some

extraneous details. Oh, back so soon,

I thought you'd become lost among all

those commercials, announcements, bulletins

and reminders. Just in case you may

still remember what happened in the

first half of our story, we present one

more distraction. Mr. Stewart,

we've been hearing a lot about faulty

observation in this trial. Do you feel that

you saw the accident clearly? Absolutely.

You feel that your powers of

observation weren't impaired on the

day of May 17? Not in the least.

You weren't preoccupied with romantic

problems? I've been happily married

for 24 years. And you're not prejudiced

against sports cars? No. As a matter

of fact, I gave my son a sports car on

his 21st birthday. Mr. Stewart, since

Mr. Barnes is bound to ask this question,

perhaps you can tell me what you were

thinking about at the time of the accident.

Nothing at all, except maybe

about the fool who caused it.

You were in your own car at the time? Yes.

I came up right behind him. How close were

you to the actual collision? I would say

about 25 yards. Then you were able to

observe the accident? Oh, I saw it all

right. I saw the motorcycle coming from

the right, and I saw the sports

car stop in the middle of the road.

Then the motorcycle hit the car

and the driver went over the top.

What did you do then, Mr. Stewart? I put

on my brakes and got out of my car to help

the man. And the sports car? It just

drove away. You mentioned the fool who

caused the accident. Well, let's be

more charitable and call him the man.

Which man did you refer to, Mr. Stewart?

Why that one, of course. That'll be all,

thank you. Defense

may cross-examine. Mr.

Stewart, it looks like

like the prosecution has

sort of stolen my thunder, hasn't he?

I mean, after all, we now know that you

weren't thinking about anything

at all, don't we? That's right.

It's not a little unusual. I mean, I may

be peculiar, but I know that I can't keep

from thinking, no matter what I'm doing.

Now, right now, for instance, I'm thinking

about that tie that you're wearing,

the corn on my right foot, and the

temperature in here. I was thinking

about my driving. You always keep your

mind on your driving? Yes. That's

why I've never had an accident. Mr.

Stewart, how fast was your car traveling

behind me? Maybe 40 miles an hour.

And you had no trouble stopping at the stop

sign, traveling at that speed? I reduced speed

when I saw the stop sign. Oh, we

just told the court that you put on your

brakes when you saw the accident.

I didn't say that. Oh yes, but I think you

did. Your Honor, may I have that

statement read back, please? Please read

that part of Mr. Stewart's testimony.

Mr. Stewart, the motorcycle hit the car

and the driver went over the top.

Mr. Anderson, what did you do then? Mr.

Stewart, I put on my brakes and got

out of the car. I meant it. I put on my

parking brakes. I'd already stopped

the car. Isn't it possible that you hadn't

braked at all? That you only put

on the brakes when you saw the

motorcycle? And that you were so

busy stopping your own car that you

didn't see anything? Not anything

at all? No. I saw the whole thing.

Your car did not stop

at the stop sign. And the

accident was due entirely

to your careless driving.

Thank you, Mr. Peterson. That's all I

wanted to know. Oh, just one moment, Mr.

Peterson. Mr. Barnes may have some

questions. Mr. Peterson, I'm sorry to

disturb you. Oh,

that's all right.

Mr. Peterson, your story

seems to be the same

as everyone else's. Shows it must be

true then. Either that or you're all wrong.

Mr. Peterson, you've testified here

in court that you were coming out of a

tavern called Harry's when you saw the

accident. Did I say that? Yes. Would you

like to change your testimony? No, no, no.

I was either coming out or going in,

one or the other. Well, it might be

important to know which one it was.

Now, if you were coming out and you

were facing the street, but if you were

going in, then you must have been

facing the door. Not necessarily. How do

you mean? I mean, sometimes I've come

out facing the door. You mean you've been

evicted from Harry's? Oh, no, I

wouldn't say that. Were you ever thrown

out of the tavern? No, no, I wouldn't call

it that. Sometimes I have been assisted out.

Were you assisted on May 17th?

No. My leave was purely financial.

Pockets was empty. Well, how many

drinks would you say that you'd had?

Well, I'd say one or two. My old lady asked

me. Well, I'm asking you, Mr. Peterson.

Oh, in that case I'd say five or six.

And were you seeing things pretty clearly?

Young man, when I start seeing things, I

stop drinking. Well, I mean seeing things

like on the street, the accident. Oh, yeah,

I saw that all right. You saw that very

clearly? No, thank heavens, no.

Mr. Peterson, you gave the court a pretty

detailed picture of what happened. Did I?

Yes. Now, isn't it the truth that you

were intoxicated when you left Harry's?

I should hope so. That you had five or

six drinks at the bar and you were

just plain drunk? Now, isn't that right?

I like the other word better. Intoxicated?

Yeah. And then you couldn't give a

detailed picture of exactly what

happened? I did my best. Mr.

Peterson, this is very important. Now, did

you or did you not see that sports car stop

at the stop sign? I guess I can't

remember that part. All I remember is

this fella going

through the air.

It was sober in sight. So I

just went back in to Harry's.

Back in to his

prison. That's all.

There's no use

congratulating yourself, Mike.

Peterson doesn't make that much difference.

Yes, but you heard him. Now, what kind of a

witness is that? He admitted he was drunk.

Anderson never expected Peterson's

testimony to count for much.

He figured he didn't need it. But that girl

Sanford and the colonel, don't

you think the jury knows what kind of

witnesses Anderson has collected? You're

forgetting Stewart. Never mind what you

think he is. He's a strong witness,

a man who sticks to his testimony.

And he's got a reputation. Hello. Oh,

yes, doctor. Yes, yes, yes, I understand.

Well, I'll, I'll be here the rest of the

evening, but I won't be here tomorrow.

Look, if nothing happens between now

and then, can I call you? Okay. All right,

thank you. Stella, she's in the labor

room. Could be another false alarm. I know.

Mike, you've got to keep your mind out of

the hospital. Get it back to the courtroom.

Last witness tomorrow.

Miss Joanne Dowling.

Your name is Joanne

Dowling? Well, not exactly.

Well, how do you mean? Well, that's my

maiden name. I was Mrs. Walter Brooks.

Pardon me a moment,

counselor. Miss Dowling, do I

understand that you were separated

from your husband? We're divorced.

I see. Proceed, counselor.

Miss Dowling, would

you please tell the court

exactly where you were and what you saw on

the day of the accident? I was standing at

the bus stop when it happened. When did you

first see the car? Before it came to the

intersection. And did

it stop at the stop sign?

Yes. Miss Dowling, I

asked you if the car stopped

at the stop sign. And

she said yes, you heard

her. Will you please

let me conduct my own

examination, Mr. Barnes?

I want to make sure

that she understood the

question. Miss Dowling,

did you understand my

question? Well, you asked

if the car stopped at

the sign and I said yes.

Are you absolutely

positive? I think so.

You think so? Yes. You

think so, but that doesn't

show that you're absolutely

positive, does it? Well, I.

.. Your Honor, in

view of Miss Dowling's

deposition, I wish to treat

her as a hostile witness.

Very well, counselor.

Miss Dowling,

do you know what a deposition is?

It's a statement you made before the trial.

Yes. Do you know the

accused, Michael Barnes?

No. Do you know the

rider of the motorcycle?

No. Have you spoken

to either of them? No.

Or to their lawyers?

No. Do you remember the

statement you made to the police before

the trial at the time of the accident?

Yes. But you don't remember it very

well, do you? You've changed your mind.

Have I? Please let the

witness read her statement.

Is that your signature,

Miss Dowling?

Yes. Well, which is right? What you

said then or what you're saying now?

What I say now. Why? Well, because it is.

I must have made a mistake before.

That's all. Any questions, Mr. Barnes?

No, Your Honor.

Well, don't you even want to ask

the lady what she was thinking about?

No, thank you, Your Honor.

Well, I believe I will.

Tell me, Miss Dowling, what were you

thinking about at the time of the accident?

Do I have to say? Oh, yes, I'm afraid so.

I was thinking about my baby.

Oh, I see. Well, what about your baby?

Well, he was going to be adopted.

You were married how long? Six months.

My husband, he wasn't any

good. So you divorced him.

But couldn't you keep your baby?

My parents didn't want me to.

He said I was too young.

He said I'd never find

anybody else if I was

tied down with a baby.

I didn't want to have him adopted, but they

seemed to think it was the only answer.

Has he been adopted? No.

That's where I was going

the day of the accident

to see the lawyer about

the consent agreement.

Did you sign the agreement?

No, I never got there.

I was so upset by the

accident that I just went home.

Oh, I see. Well, have you

signed the agreement since then?

No, I called him the next

day, but he was busy.

He said he wouldn't be able

to see me for another week.

A whole week.

And that baby was with

you during that entire time?

Yes.

Tell me, did you ever

get to see this lawyer? No.

I finally called him and told

him I wouldn't go through with it.

I love my baby, your honor.

What about your parents?

Well, they love him too now.

Well, the truth is that if it

hadn't been for this accident,

that baby wouldn't be yours right now.

Isn't that right? That's true.

Yes, you could almost say

that Mr. Barnes did you a favor.

I mean by having the accident when he did.

I suppose so.

Mr. Barnes, do you wish to call

any witnesses for the defense?

Only one, your honor, myself.

Raise your right hand.

Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth,

the whole truth, and not let

the truth so help the God? I do.

Would you like to

make a statement, Mr.

Barnes? Yes.

I just want to say that

I'm innocent of this charge.

The accident was not my fault.

I'm sorry that it happened,

but it just wasn't my fault.

That's awesome.

One moment, please.

Your honor, since Mr. Barnes

has placed himself on

the stand, I'd like the

right of cross-examination.

Very well, counselor.

You're a fiction writer, Mr.

Barnes? Yes.

Crime fiction, I believe.

Yes.

Well, all we're interested

in is facts, Mr. Barnes.

You know the stop sign at the corner of

Holland Avenue and Greensville Road?

Yes.

But at the time of the collision

between your car and the motorcycle,

did you or did you not pass that stop sign?

Look, I've made my statement.

I'm innocent of the charge.

The accident was not my fault.

Answer the question.

That is my answer.

I'll repeat it.

Did you or did you not

pass that stop sign? Well, Mr.

Barnes.

I

I refuse to answer

that question on the

grounds that it might

tend to incriminate me.

Your honor, I think this witness

is confused about his rights.

Yes, Mr. Barnes.

You must answer the question.

But, your honor, I don't

have Yes, you do.

You see, by taking the witness

stand of your own volition,

you have waived your privilege of

the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendment.

You will answer Mr. Anderson's questions.

I can't answer it.

Then you refuse to testify.

Mr. Barnes, I must warn you.

Refusal to answer may place

you in danger of contempt.

I've said what I have to say.

I see.

But you won't give this

court a simple yes or no

about whether or not you did

or did not pass that stop sign.

No further questions.

Mr. Barnes, I am going

to refer a transcript

of this trial to the

District Attorney's Office

to determine whether a charge for

contempt should be placed against you.

That's all, you may step down.

This court will now adjourn

until 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.

Well, it isn't George Peabody.

Hi, Penny.

I didn't expect you tonight.

Why not?

I wouldn't even talk to

you after the way you acted.

To the way I acted?

Why, that's a laugh.

Because you stood me up, didn't you?

Me? I was there all right.

No, you weren't.

Well, yes, I was.

But I figured you didn't want me around.

What you're talking about?

Well, I showed up just like I said.

Only I saw you on the

corner with Freddie Drew.

Hey, George, that was

just like a coincidence.

I mean, he was just passing by.

You seem pretty friendly to me.

No, listen, I did Freddie

the least, you know that.

Anyway, you shouldn't have walked away.

There was a real crazy

accident on that corner.

I know.

I'm a witness at the trial.

No kidding.

The guy who was driving the

car is acting like his own lawyer.

Did you ever hear anything so square?

Only he'll probably go to jail on account

if he went right through this stop sign.

Oh, no, he didn't.

Oh, yes he did.

Everybody saw him.

He went right through this stop

sign and then the motorcycle hit.

He didn't go through the stop sign.

He stopped the car first.

You mean you

really saw it? Sure.

It was a cream colored sports car.

He stopped at the sign

and then crossed the road.

This nutty motorcycle ran right into him.

Well, gee, why didn't you go to the

police when they were asking for witnesses?

Nobody asked me.

Come on, let's twist.

Now, wait a minute, George.

I mean, if you really saw it, well,

that means that everybody was wrong.

Sure they were wrong.

They just weren't looking.

Well, you ought to tell somebody.

I mean, the poor swab's going

to jail and he's kind of cute too.

Come on, let's go call him.

No, no, not me.

But you've got to, George.

It's only right.

I don't want to get mixed up in here.

All right, then don't.

But I bet Freddie Drew

wouldn't act like that.

Well, okay if it means that much to you.

Oh boy, I bet your name

will be in all the papers.

The jury's coming back.

Will the foreman of the jury please rise?

Has the jury reached

its verdict? Yes, we have.

Do you find the accused, Michael

Barnes, guilty or not guilty? Not guilty.

Lucky man, Mike.

You don't know how close

you came to conviction.

The only time you could have

seen that new son of yours

would have been on

visitor's day in the pen.

See, the nurse said he

should be right around here off.

Of course, you still might end up

there if that contempt charge holds.

You don't mean that.

I've been trying to tell you.

A friend of mine in the

DA's office tipped me off.

There won't be any charge.

That's swell, Jerry, that's swell.

Of course, if it hadn't

been for George Peabody,

I wouldn't have given a

nickel to your chances.

That did look pretty bad,

didn't it? Name, please.

Barnes, Michael Barnes.

That's my name.

We haven't named the baby yet.

I still don't understand you though.

Why couldn't you answer the question?

Why did you take the Fifth Amendment?

I'll tell you why, Jerry.

Because I didn't want to commit perjury.

Perjury?

Well, you said you were telling the truth.

I was.

But if I'd had to testify under oath about

that day, I'd have had to commit perjury.

There was just no other way.

You're still not making any sense, power.

Why couldn't you testify?

Look, you know Stella.

You know how truthful she is.

What Stella got to do with it?

Stella was sick.

Jerry, you were quite right

about those eyewitnesses.

You couldn't have been more right.

None of them really saw the accident.

In fact, they didn't even

see who was driving.

You see, I wasn't in that car at all.

It was Stella who had the accident.

There is sad news about my new key club.

It has become even more

exclusive than we planned.

The sheriff is now our only member.

We've been padlocked.

I shall be back next

week with another drama,

scenes of which will

appear in just a moment.