01x03 - Gutless/Day of the Dreadbots/League of Destruction

[bunniefuu]

Once upon a time, there was a

Jillionare playboy who was

Blown up in a tremendous
expl*si*n.

His brain survived [stomach,
too]

And was attached to the body of

A stupid circus bear.

I am that brain.

My name is hector con carne,

And I will one day rule

The world

[Sheep bleats]

[Yawning]

[Rumbling]

I don't feel so good.

[Groaning]

Aah!

Pay no attention
to that little crybaby.

The stomach has
no value to us, boskov.

The sun is up.

It's a beautiful day...

To rule the world.

Woman: chief, chief!

There's been
an outbreak
of the vapors

All over the island.

We have to get
to the isolation
chamber

Before we're
infected.

[Stomach farts
and groans]

Oh, I'm too late.

You'll have to stay
in bed until stomach
is better.

Stay in bed?

But I have to rule
the world and promote evil.

[Groaning]

Sorry, chief.
You're staying
right here.

Now watch some tv,
and I'll be back
with some hot tea.

Tv man: you are
watching the news.

Bah!

I detest the news.

Sources say
that the rare virus
known as the vapors

Originated in
the united kingdom.

Humph, the british.
It figures.

Although the virus
originated in england,

It is actually quite
uncommon with people
living in great britain.

In fact, most brits are
living normal lives.

Normal lives, huh?

Well, not for long.

Let's go, boskov.

It's payback time.

Oh, no you don't.

You're going to stay
in bed and drink
your camomile tea.

No way!

I've got a country
to conquer.

Ok, ok. Have
it your way.

But the stomach
stays.

[Stomach groans]

Please...

[Cough cough]

Don't leave me.

Sorry, I cannot stay,
for it is up to me
to avenge you.

[Clock chiming]

We're coming up on
the united kingdom.

Prepare the crusty dragon.

Activate
the crusty dragon.

Aye, aye, general.

Oops. Sorry about that.

Ha ha ha.

♪ We sweeps are lucky
to be in your chimney ♪

♪ We cleaned out your chimneys
and now we're filthy ♪

[Screaming]

We've got buckingham palace
in our sights, sir.

Excellent.

Fire the crusty dragon.

On my mark.





Wait!

I--i can't do it.

But sir, we have
the perfect shot.

I just can't do it.

Why not?

I haven't the stomach for it.

[Thunder]

[Stomach groaning]

Stomach,
you look terrible.

[Groaning]

Stomach, you must fight.

You're a disgrace
to the uniform.

You make me
sick as yourself.

I command you to live.

[Crying]

Stomach,
you must live.

I need you.

I can't help it if I'm sick.

I have trapped gas.

Please! You cannot die.

[Belch]

Ah.

Boskov,
it's working.

Keep patting,
keep patting!

[Belch]

He's getting better.

Keep going.

[Stomach farts and belches]

Stomach: oh, yeah.

Wait! I found
the cure.

But we've got a cure.

Nonsense, chief. This
vaccine will flush out

Any toxins left in
stomach's system and...

[Sniffs]

What the heck
is that smell?

Ghastly, I'm telling you.

Stomach doesn't need
no stinking medicine.

Chief, trust
me for once.

I know what
I'm doing.

I just have
to heat up
this liquid.

No, uh, matches,
matches. Got 'em.

No, wait!

Stomach: pardon me.

[Chickens clucking]

Oh, that's it!
You're all fired!

Oh!

Out! Go back to burger king
where you came from.

Don't you think
you're being
a tad harsh?

They're boobs!

They're lucky
I do not step out

Of my dome and teach
them a lesson.

So, who needs
an army?

You can just crush
your enemies with
your brain stem.

Hmm. Ghastly,
you must come up
with a new way

For me to take
over the world--
a way that works.

Jawohl, meinchief.

[Electronic beeping]

Tinkering with
your toys again?

Just making sure
the new troops

Will be completely
loyal to the chief.

It's time for
your coffee break.

Mmm, caffeine.

Will you watch
the lab till
I get back?

Why...certainly.

[Whistling]

Ha ha ha!

Can I turn
around now?

Chief, I give you
the dreadbots!

Oh! Pretty good.

Why don't
they have faces?

They have faces!

But can they fight?

[Whistle]

Destroy.

Annihilate.

Smash.

Ah ha ha ha!

Yes!

Ghastly, you have
outdone yourself.

I'm very happy.

Hey.

What's going on?

Uh...

Hey, I don't get it.
I--oh...

Ahh...sigh.

[Grrr]

You are captured.

Have a nice day.

Ghastly!
What happened?

I don't know,
chief.

And what
have they
done with skarr?

I hope he's ok.

Ha ha ha ha!

Brain-boy had
his chance

To take over
the world.

Now...

It's my turn.

Right, junior?

Affirmative,
father.

Stick with me, junior,

And you'll learn all
about world domination.

Do you remember what
daddy told you about
crushing your enemies?

Strike when your enemy
least expects it.

Yes...

Good.

Stick the knife
in his back...

And twist,

Twist,

Twist!

Knife in back.

Twist,
twist, twist.

That's my boy.

The troops
are ready for you,
emperor skarr.

Listen to me,
my mighty army.

For too long have
the "good guys" run things

With their
punctuality

And their hygiene.

Well...

It's time
for a change.

This is the day
of the dreadbot.

We will go forth
and rule everything.

We will set
the schedule.

We will decide
what is clean.

Skarr and the dreadbots
all the way.

Something fishy
is going on here.

Remember, father?

Stick the knife
in the back...

And twist,

Twist,

Twist!

Oh...

Ha ha ha.

You--you betrayed me?

Affirmative.

I'm so proud.

Man: behold!

My latest plan
to take over
the world.

I call it
a giant catapult

That launches
spheres
of sticky goo.

Now to sit back and watch
the spheres of goo

Cover the entire planet.

Man: now to release

My telecommunication
disrupter satellite.

With my satellite
in place,

I will have control
of all the world's airwaves.

Soon, my sticky goo
will cover the earth.

Then nothing will
stop me from taking over.

[Beeping]

Yes, yes!

Yes, yes!

I will now show
the world...

The power of estroy!

[All screaming]

Can't...feel...legs.

Eww!

I am completely
drenched in goo.

There are too many
supervillains

Trying to achieve
world domination.

I will unite the forces
of evil across the globe

And form one
league of destruction!

Man: cod, come in!

Cod commando,
come in!

Blah, blah?

Cod, this is
the president.

I've just
been informed

That the world's
most evil villains

Are gathering
together
on bunny island.

You have to
stop them!

That's right, baby.

You know what I'm saying.

I'll rub your feet.

Woman: hello.
S.p.o.r.k. Hot line.

Blah,
blah, blah.

Blah, blah,
blah, blah.

Hello. Welcome
to bunny island.

Name, please.

[Roar]

Please proceed to
the metal detectors.

What a grouch.

Estroy: hello,
my dear dr. Ghastly.

How would you like
a tummy rub, baby?

Next.

[Alarm sounds]

Please remove
any weapons you have

And step
back through
the metal detector.

Move along.

[Alarm sounds]

Well, what
did you expect?

Ohh!
Out of my sight.

Ah, cataclysma.

I thought
for a second
it might have been

A real
supervillain.

How dare you speak
to me that way.

I warn you.

Do not mock
the powers of nature!

Come on.
You don't have
any real powers.

Ooh! What are you
going to do,

Drizzle on me?

You're asking
for it!

Or make me have
a cloudy day.

Now you've
angered me!

Aah!

Aw, aren't
you girls cute?

Hey, mister.
Want to buy
some cookies?

No! Beat it,
maggots!

No kids allowed!

Man: wait! Wait!

Oh, of course
we'll b-b-buy
some cookies.

Uh, bye now.

There goes
troop terror.

Definitely not
to be toyed with.

Mmm. Butterscotch
bumpies.

Welcome, evildoers.

For too long,
we have all been working

To take over the world

In our own ways.

By joining forces,

We will become
an unstoppable force

That no one
will be able to...

Stop!

We shall become

The league of destruction!

Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah!

Blah, blah,
blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

What?

Hmm. The league
of destruction, eh?

It's a pretty good
idea, hector.

[All talking at once]

Hector: I now ratify
the existence

Of the league
of destruction!

With our combined power,
we shall dominate the world!

Now, if you notice,

Dr. Ghastly and I
have come up

With a foolproof plan.

By combining
everyone's powers,
we can create

A giant,
all-powerful
blast-o cannon.

Wait a second.

Who made hector
the leader?

What?
It was my idea!

[Grr]

Oh, sure, but can
you pull it off?

I mean, when was
the last time

You took over anything?

I took over canada.

Who hasn't?

I nominate myself
as leader of this new
criminal organization.

I--professor
death ray--
I should rule

Because I have
death ray eyes!

I should lead
because I command

The forces of nature!

Troop terror should lead

Because we've got
more merit badges
than anyone else.

I have superior intellect,
which would make me
the perfect leader.

Behold my latest
world domination device.

My precious face!
Burn, munchkin!

Ooh!

That's it!

Hey! Everyone,
calm down!

That does it!
Guards, attack!

President: cod!
Come in, cod!

Blah, blah?
Aah!

Great work.

You and your
soldiers saved
the world.

I knew I could
count on you.

[Ring]

Hello.

Man: so then,
I'd tickle

Your tummy, baby.