Suckers (2024)

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(door slams)

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(door slamming)

Just keep that feeling

Just keep that

[Lady] Howard.

I can feel it

Just keep that feel

I'm tired of this hide and seek sh*t.

Just keep that thing

I'm leaving.

(dramatic music intensifies)

(Howard laughing)

- Oh my gosh.

Howard, you as*h*le.

My bad, baby. I couldn't help myself.

Looking and I tell him gotta run down

(girl laughing)

[Howard] I miss you,

I been thinking about you.

I been missing you. You ready for this?

[Howard] Mm-hmm, okay. Uh-huh.

Is it showtime?

(girl laughing)

[Girl] Oops, I'm sorry.

I don't mean to mess

up your work equipment.

[Howard] Man, f*ck that equipment, man.

(chuckles)

[Lady] Ooh.

(couple smacking loudly)

We could have a ball

Look, check 'em out. (clears throat)

Here we are all alone in this room

Oh (couple laughing)

You are so silly.

- Yeah, you like that?

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Come here.

(couple laughing)

(couple smacking)

(object thudding)

[Howard] What?

I know you heard that, right?

Nah, I ain't hear sh*t.

Man, relax man.

Okay, I'm just saying.

I don't want to get you caught at work.

I don't want to get you in trouble.

Nah, it ain't no getting me in trouble.

I'm the only one here.

Everybody else is long gone.

Besides, even if we did get caught,

I'm blessed to lose my job over you.

- Hmm, is that so?

- Mm-hmm.

(lady laughing)

(couple smacking) (object thudding)

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[Howard] What the f*ck was that?

See, I told you I heard something.

Somebody is in here.

Nah, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

Yo Leon, that's you?

Maybe we should just go to my place.

Go to your place? I can't just leave.

I'm the on-site manager

for this event later on.

It's probably just the cleaning people,

you know what I'm saying?

I'ma go check it out real quick, all right?

- Okay.

- No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, what you doing?

And I'm saying keep that

where it's at, you feel me?

I'ma go check it out real quick

and I'll be right back, all right?

(couple smacking)

Sexy a*s girl, you stay right there.

You leave that like that, all right?

- Okay.

- All right.

- You promise?

- I promise, I got you.

Okay.

(suspenseful music) (static crackling)

(lady sighing)

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(object thudding)

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Howard!

Howard, you better stop playing with me!

You know I'll punch the sh*t outta you.

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Howard! Okay, I'm really leaving now.

Like, you playing too many games

and I'm not here for it.

Howard!

Oh my god, Howie!

Howie! Oh my god. (sobbing)

(lady screaming) (door slamming)

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(record crackling) (hip hop music)

Yeah

Well there's a little angel

Oh, I ain't gone lie about it

Been thinking 'bout you

Even having dreams about you

Want you to know that

I'll never be over us

Every relationship

ain't gone be perfect

Ain't gone be perfect

And I know that I give it to fast

But this time I shouldn't have let go

Shouldn't have let go

And yeah I know you told me last time

I jump my (indistinct)

I thought I'd be better alone

Better alone

Didn't mean to take you for granted

Don't really know what the plan is

But I guess honest and love

'Cause it hit like a flood

Think I might have f*cked up

Where did you go

Where did you go

I'm missing your touch

And enough is enough

Enough is enough

Can you come home

Come home

'Cause it hit like a flood

Think I might have f*cked up

Can you come over

Come over

I need you, yes I need you girl

I need you girl

I need you

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(hip hop music)

Hey, yeah I just got here.

(sighs) Letting that work a bit.

Show face and pray there's an open bar.

Okay, I'll text you when I'm done.

(hip hop music)

(car beeping)

(car door slamming)

I try to let these n*gga make it

They running round here like a train

Running round here,

running round and round

Running, running, talking loud

My guy will take 'em to the base

Excuse me? Hello?

Hello? Hey, hey.

Um, is this the Young

Hollywood Influencer event?

Yeah, my bad, I was playing Street Fighter.

You know I been practicing to play

in this tournament next week.

I gotta get my ranking up.

Did you say something?

Yeah, is this the influencer event?

Yep, this is the spot.

Are we early?

No actually when I came

they were still setting up.

You know, I don't really get invited

to too many things, so I had to make sure

it wasn't a mistake.

And until I saw you this very moment,

I wasn't sure if it was or not.

Well, I mean where is everyone?

I thought I was late.

You're white, you're never late.

I'm a female, that logic

doesn't really apply to me.

Being fashionably late

is kind of our thing.

Yo, what's good everyone?

We're going crazy, we're here

at the Young Hollywood Influencer Mixer

and it's going down

'cause S Dot has arrived.

And you know it's not a party

unless S Dot's in the f*cking building.

We gone be live streaming all night,

going crazy, turning up,

and wait, where the f*ck is everyone?

Nah, S Dot don't party when

there's no b*tches involved.

Hold up, right there.

A snow bunny too.

Ain't gonna tell you again

'Cause I ain't off no

n*gga don't mean I won't

Won't, won't, won't, won't, won't

(liquid falling)

Check it out chat.

Hi, how are you?

- S Dot.

- Oh okay.

Chat, she know who I am.

Of course she does.

I've seen you on the blogs.

Which named you one of the

top 10 streamers of the decade.

That's right.

It's quite the accomplishment.

That's right baby girl, but um,

I'ma be at the top of that list real soon.

Everyone's been checking me out.

I'm f*cking S Dot, but enough about me,

let's talk about us.

- Hmm.

- I think my chat

would like to see us get a

little bit more acquainted.

- Would they?

- You know maybe see us

- get a little viral.

- Would they?

Is that what, what the

viewers want to see? (laughs)

- Yeah, I think they do.

- Hmm, me and you.

- Uh-huh.

- And what could be

the make out of the century.

Absolutely, the chat is viral right now.

I'll pass. Thanks for the

opportunity though. (chuckles)

Damn rejection. One of my

top 10 fears on my list.

You see that why I don't

have a girlfriend now.

Man, I could tell you a

million f*cking reasons

why you don't have a f*cking girlfriend.

Is this your n*gga?

No, we just met. He's a guest like us.

I'm Max by the way.

Oh, Freeway, it's nice to meet you.

Thank you.

Freeway. (laughs)

That's the stupidest f*cking

name I ever heard in my life.

[Max] S Dot, not much better.

Well you know, it's actually

my gamer tag you know,

and it's a nickname too

that my parents gave me.

You know when I was younger,

I was scared to ride on

the freeway as a kid,

so my parents would take

these alternate routes

to make sure I was happy and content,

things of that magnitude.

One day though, my pops

just started calling me Freeway

out the blue.

I hated it. I thought

he was making fun of me.

Till I asked what was up with it.

He said, "Hey, son when

you're scared of something"

"and you some fear, the

best way to get over it"

"is to embrace it."

I've been Freeway every since.

(chuckles) So you're over

your fear of freeways?

Nope and don't even get

me started on how I feel

about 'em at night.

Man, that's the stupidest

sh*t I ever heard in my life.

Like matter of fact, my chat is telling me

if I keep f*cking with you,

they fixing to stop f*cking with me.

Okay, it's nice to

officially meet you, Freeway.

This is.

S Dot, you ain't gotta tell me.

Woo-wee. Goodly gosh, my guy.

Top 10 streamer, 2.5 million

followers on YouTube,

and on par to breaking the most money made

as a top streamer.

My guy, I am a fan.

[Trinity] Where's the red carpet?

I thought Getting Other

Media was supposed to be here.

Where is the photographers?

Maybe we're too early.

Y'all are right on time.

Wow, chat, we have two new baddies

that just entered the equation.

Would you look at these ladies. (chuckles)

Listen, I am the S Dot, yes.

But unfortunately the parties kind of dead,

but good news is, I have

over 200,000 viewers

on this chat right now.

How many viewers?

- 200,000 baby.

Oh. Hey.

What's your name, introduce yourself.

I'm Crystal, Beauty By

Crys on all platforms.

Get your beauty tips

every day, follow me and-

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

we not doing any free promo here baby girl.

Maybe we could work something out.

I'm listening.

Girl, no you're not.

Come, let's get a drink.

Hater much? Ugh.

Where is the bartender?

Are we supposed to serve our own drinks?

I thought this was an

exclusive upscale event.

Girl, you not that bougie

here is tequila, pour it up.

There's free liquor and food,

that's all that matters.

Fine. What goes well with this tequila?

Cranberry, pineapple,

a little bit of orange juice,

but not Sprite, it dilutes the taste.

You know what? Allow me. (chuckles)

[Crystal] Ooh, looks like we

do have a bartender on deck.

Thanks, and make one for my

girl too, please and thanks.

No problem. I'm Freeway, this is Max.

- Hi.

- Hey.

Crystal, this fit b*tch is Trinity.

Freeway, should I even ask?

Oh please don't, it is a long story

that does not need to be unfolded again.

I can give you the short version.

Start things up

I'll buy you a drink or two

Look, I told you, I wanna

shift gears already.

I don't want to keep

capitalizing off that same video.

I more than that Mark, I

can be more, I can do more.

Listen no, I can't come in

and talk, I'm at this event.

All right, don't book me for anything.

No podcasts, no interviews, no showcase,

nothing till we can sit

down, figure this out,

so we can move forward from this. (sighs)

Excuse me bro, is the event upstairs?

Huh?

The event, is it upstairs or down the hall?

The instructions weren't very clear at all.

Oh nah, yeah it's upstairs man.

- Upstairs?

- I'm actually

going up there right now.

- Cool.

- Yeah.

- Benny.

- Oh, Dee Jay.

Dee Jay, nice to meet you man.

[Dee Jay] Where do I know you from brother,

you look mad familiar?

[Benny] Oh yeah, (chuckles)

probably Tik Tok.

Tik Tok, I knew it was Tik Tok.

Bro, you funny as sh*t.

You crazy as hell too.

- Yeah.

- Just about every video

you put out goes viral.

Yeah.

Bro, me and my girl was

watching you last week,

- yo that video.

- So my guy,

what do you do, man?

Oh me, I'm an artist. I sing.

Nice.

Yeah, I actually got a new

EP coming out next week.

Yeah, I'm hoping it really

does its thing on Tik Tok,

catches one of those trends, you know?

Yeah.

So if you down to

collaborate, let me know, bro.

I mean, we can figure something out.

- Yeah.

- What type of music you do?

So it's a cross between soft rock and R&B.

- Bro.

- Man, I'm telling you

it's dome sh*t no ones

ever heard of before.

- Okay.

- If you're down to hear it,

I can play it for you right now.

And you can get a head start.

Maybe later man.

I gotta get a few drinks

in first, you know?

- Oh.

- Plus,

you think it's gonna me any

bad chicks in that place?

(scoffs) Of course bro.

But guess what? I got my

girl down on lock already.

My girl Serena, she's actually the one

that put this whole thing together.

Baddest girl in the whole

city of Los Angeles.

Trust me.

Listen man, this is LA bro.

You seen one hot chick,

you seen 'em all. I heard.

(R&B music)

[Serena] Hi baby, you made it. Mmm.

(couple smacking)

What's up baby, you all right?

[Serena] Mm-hmm.

So this the homie, Benny right here.

He's a Tik Tok guru.

Hi Benny, so nice to meet you.

You are really funny. I love your content.

Thank you for accepting my invite.

Thank you for inviting me.

You know, it's been a

while since I been out,

so I'm looking forward to turning up.

I appreciate it.

Well, don't thank me yet.

The fun hasn't begun.

Are you up for it?

Babe, let's give the man

some space all right?

Let's slow down a little bit.

Am I in your bubble, Benny?

Should I remove myself?

- Uh no.

- Yes.

Yes, I mean I should probably head inside,

see how things are going.

You're right. There's no

reason to be here, shall we?

- Let's go.

- Yeah, let's go.

Hmm.

Yeah, you guys should probably go first.

- Let's f*cking go!

- Hey!

Y'all see baddies all around.

It's not what I expected.

Where the f*ck is everyone at?

Babe, did you forget to do

the Facebook event page.

Everybody I invited is here. It's perfect.

Hi everybody, can I have

your attention please?

Let's go over here and see

what she talking 'bout. Damn.

I'm Serena, your host for tonight.

You are all hand selected for

once in a lifetime experience.

I'm sure you're all

wondering where's everybody.

Yeah, we wondering where

the f*ck everybody is,

'cause me, I'm trying to break the record.

And I literally can't do it

with this six m*therf*ckers randoms.

- No offense.

- None taken.

Speak for yourself.

Well to answer all of your questions,

you were all hand picked.

The right people in the right place.

Which brings me to my next topic.

No phones.

(scoffs) What the f*ck she mean no phones?

How can we have an event with influencers

that dominate social

media, but not have us use

what got us here in the eh first place?

I can't comfortably enjoy myself

without my phone in my hand.

And I just ordered food,

I'll miss the text from the driver.

b*tch, you ordered food?

Yes bestie, sorry.

There's food here.

But not good food.

You know, I actually don't

mind giving up my phone.

Boy, is that an Android?

Yeah, it's the new one.

(scoffs) I'd give up my f*cking phone too

if I had that piece of sh*t.

And I'm expecting a really

crucial call from my agent.

My phone's pretty important right now.

Yeah babe, I'm with the homie on this one.

I just don't know if I agree

with this aspect of the party at all.

I understand. It's a

really hard thing to ask.

But tonight it's about exclusivity.

No streaming, no texting,

no posts, just us.

I mean, you say it like

that, you keep the phone

I could break that record another night.

(Serena chuckling)

Yeah, I actually don't mind

the occasional disconnect

you know, from the outside world.

- But my food.

- Come on.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So, where's our phones gonna be then?

All you guys phones will be down the hall

in the office, safe and sound.

You guys are welcome to

grab it anytime you would like.

I personally will escort you to them.

Fine.

Well you're coming home

with me tonight babe,

so either way.

Well there's drink, there's

food, you got each other,

mingle and let's f*cking party!

(suspenseful music)

So I do full body like every day.

I start with my legs and

then I go to upper body.

I do some abs, I'm usually in

the gym like five days a week,

two to three hours each time.

Sheesh, when do you find

time to film content?

I do it when I'm in the

gym or if I need to do

like a pic or a video for socials,

I just do it right away.

How 'bout you?

I mean, (scoffs) I tried the gym thing.

I really did, I gave it a shot.

But how am I supposed to work out

when it's a dude standing next to me

that looks like Thor from "End Game,"

all right a chic in daisy

dukes with a city girl a*s,

then she's doing squats

and it look like a twerk contest in Tulum.

I make content, what content do you post?

Oh sh*t, I livestream.

Oh, kind of like S Dot?

Kind of. But I do mostly gaming post,

console, PC, reaction

videos, things like that.

Nice, I bet you're k*lling

in that game if you're here.

f*ck no. I have about 20,

25 viewers in my stream,

40 subscribers, five of

'em is family members,

and I know they're not watching.

So you're not a famous

influencer like the rest of us?

Not yet. I mean, I'm working on it.

I don't really fit the norm

of what society calls being

an influencer, you know?

I mean look at you all compared to me.

You, 4.1 million followers,

the most fitness brand deals in a month,

S Dot rules the streaming world,

Crystal's beauty line is on

par to surpassing Kylie Jenner.

Max, three million YouTube subscribers,

Bennie, 10 million followers

on Tik Tok and counting.

Dee Jay has a song so popular,

that n*gga Drake remixed it, okay?

And Serena, I don't really

know too much about Serena.

And then there's me. Enough said.

I don't know what the f*ck I'm doing here.

Well you're here. She must've

seen potential in you.

Maybe she's a fan. Hell,

maybe she wants to f*ck.

(chuckles) Oh, slow down girl.

My Uber driver Herbert

has a better chance okay,

and he don't speak English.

I love your outfit.

Is that Fashion Nova or Shein?

You know, I have a brand deal with both

but I don't wear either.

I love the way it fits you.

sh*t, so do I.

Well thank you my love.

Well, I actually made it myself.

Is that what you do as a

creator, fashion design?

Nope. I actually do Only Fans.

Okay, there it is. (laughs)

Only Fans, sheesh.

I can tell man, you definitely give me

d*ck sucking on camera types of vibes.

I knew it.

- Yeah?

- Oh yeah.

So, what give it away?

God, turn around for me. Yeah, yeah.

Them big a*s t*tties,

that fat a*s, (scoffs)

I could see me and you, (scoffs)

I could see me and you and her (laughs)

all doing some Only Fans content on live.

Let's do that tomorrow actually.

That sh*t'll go viral.

How many viewers do you think?

With both of you in bed

with me in lingerie,

sh*t, we talking Tory Lane's

"Quarantine Radio," types of numbers.

Baby, we gone be lit. (chuckles)

Trust me, I'm S Dot.

Why you steady playing games

Not the party girl type, huh?

(laughs) How can you tell?

I mean, the party girl

in the corner routine,

is usually a clear sign of

not being a social butterfly.

No, this is my party till

the sun comes up phase,

I'm just mustering the

courage to down six shots

and then I'll be wild.

(scoffs) Wild? How wild we talking?

Like dancing on the table to Cardi B wild?

Or like girls trip to Miami wild?

Oh well, not f*cking the hot guy

who decide to have a convo with me wild,

but we don't have to worry about that.

(laughs) Okay, I see.

Interesting, you got jokes, huh?

All right, I'll keep that in mind.

You're the comedian in the group.

I am, I am, Max the funny.

You should call that my stand-up special.

(both laughing)

You know it does have a little ring to it.

Or better yet, you give us a taste

of what to expect for your debut.

- Hmm.

- I mean

we're out here on stage.

(chuckles) Only if Dee

Jay can be my opening act.

Huh, you know what? I

think I can set that up.

Me and him were bonding earlier.

- Oh.

- So, Max the comedian huh?

- Mm-hmm.

- I'm Benny.

It's nice to meet you.

So Max, what do you really do?

Uh, like the comedy routine

wasn't convincing enough, or?

(Benny laughing)

Not even close.

I mean plus besides, I mean,

I've never met a comedian

that's you know, as pretty as you.

Smooth, really smooth.

I do YouTube. Women empowerment, blogs.

Nice.

But I'm moving more into the acting space.

Ah acting and YouTube,

I can definitely see that, you know?

You definitely got the face for it.

Thank you. (laughs)

[Benny] Have you been in anything

that I've seen you in?

Ah, are you a fan of Barbie?

Stop. You were in "Barbie?"

No, but I did play a character named Barbie

in this shitty low budget film called,

"Not Your Average Barbie."

You seen it?

(scoffs) Be honest, I don't

think I've seen it, you know?

I'ma be honest with you, Max the comedian,

is definitely a great name for you.

(both laughing)

I mean I see the jokes

just don't stop, huh?

What about you? I feel

like I've seen you before.

Hmm, Tik Tok.

Ah yeah, you've definitely

come on up on my for you page.

Really? Interesting.

So, was I entertaining enough for a follow?

Maybe, but with the eight million people

already following you, I

figured you wouldn't notice me.

(coughs) 10 million.

- Oh.

But I mean who's counting, you know?

And what? I would absolutely notice you.

Now, what type of host would I be

to leave you two by yourself

with no drink in your hand?

Aren't you thirsty, Benny?

I mean, yeah I could go for a drink.

How 'bout we move this to the bar.

You two go ahead, I don't want to intrude.

No, I came for both of you.

Let's go have some fun,

make some bad decisions,

and get really really sh*t-faced.

(Benny speaking indistinctly)

He wanna taste the bunny

So let him eat

So let him eat

He say he thirsty for it

I fixed him a drink

I fixed him a drink

He say he nasty baby

I said on me

On me daddy

This ain't for sell lil daddy

But it ain't cheap

But it ain't cheap

I just wanna f*ck all night

Then go about my business

Then go about my business

I think he fell in love that night

Fell in love that night

This n*gga tripping

This n*gga tripping

I'm just trying to stay focused

Low key I'm impulsive

Don't play 'bout my money and my time

Keep up with it

It's just one of those things

you gotta understand it

So if you on the same page

This p*ssy get demanding

Hey you wanna ride that

d*ck-d*ck good, he say

I got a flight to catch, wait

Siri, what time does my

flight leave in the morning

Your flight leaves at 6 am

Thank you

If he wanna taste the body

So let him eat

So let him eat

He say he thirsty for it

I fixed him a drink

I fixed him a drink

He say he nasty baby

I said on me

On me daddy

This ain't for sell lil daddy

But it ain't cheap

But it ain't cheap

He wanna taste the party

So let him eat

So let him eat

He say he thirsty for it

I fixed him a drink

I fixed him a drink

He say he nasty baby

I said on me

On me baby

This ain't for sell lil daddy

Okay, but it ain't cheap

But it ain't cheap

I like that p*ssy ate

And that back to break

And it's fast asleep

And my soul's takers

My business is my business

Don't tell nobody

p*ssy real good but

it ain't for everybody

I ain't looking for love right now

I wanna play in these streets right now

Uh-huh

(suspenseful music)

Ugh, this is not on my

to do list for tonight.

What, getting blacked out

wasted on a random Tuesday?

Mm-hmm. Exactly.

Ooh, I haven't gone this

hard since Vegas last year.

I can still taste the

Vodka from that weekend.

[Benny] Look like you could use dome water.

- Here.

- Thanks.

I'm assuming me sprawled out on the couch

and dying of dehydration gave it away.

Is that dry humor I detect?

It is.

(laughs) Max the comedian,

still at large I see.

(Max laughing)

Damn bro, you don't think I'm thirsty?

I drank way more than ole girl over there.

(Benny scoffing)

What about those two girls?

Upside down over on that couch.

Better yet, those two that

are passed out on the floor.

They could all use some water.

(sighs) You right.

Even though I'm no one's caretaker,

I could take care of

you guys for the night.

Sure, I'll get right on it.

Thank you bro, I appreciate it.

You get that all the time

I never seen nobody like you

Wow, wow

(suspenseful music)

Hmm, or better yet, you come

with me to the Green Room

and I can quench whatever you needs.

That's the best sentence

I've heard all night, baby.

Hey Benny, cancel that water bro.

Bring it back later.

(suspenseful music)

(door slamming)

(hip hop music)

(object thudding)

Hello?

(suspenseful music)

Hello? Crystal?

Other girl whose name I totally forgot,

but who's super pretty, is that you?

f*ck.

(suspenseful music intensifies)

(girls screaming)

f*ck girl, why'd you scare me?

Sorry, I was looking for the bathroom.

I drank too much.

Oh my god. (sighing)

[Crystal] What are you doing in here

getting all dolled up any way?

What do you mean?

(toilet flushing)

I mean, you're in here

reapplying lip gloss,

looking cute again.

Who's got Trinity's attention out there?

I'm just touching up my makeup, that's it.

Uh-huh, so nobody has Trinity's p*ssy

tingling with excitement?

p*ssy tingling?

b*tch, if I ever have that happen,

take me to Planned Parenthood immediately.

Don't tell me it's that freak nerd Carpool

or whatever his name is.

His name is Freeway, but

no, but he's really cool.

Well, I'm either taking home

S Dot or that Benny guy.

Maybe both depending on how long we're here

and how drunk I am.

Girl, why are you always a sl*t

at every function that we go to?

What do you mean?

I'm like the Lori Harvey

of f*cking influencer guys.

And I wear that honor proudly.

I can see that.

But that Dee Jay guy, he's kind of cute.

And I like his music.

Yeah he is cute, but I

think you may have missed

your opportunity on that one.

(sighs) Let me guess, Serena?

Bingo.

f*ck, she's so gorgeous.

She's every guys wet dream

fantasy come to life.

Hell, she's my wet dream fantasy come true.

Do you think they're hooking up?

Not at her event.

I think she has too much class for that.

(upbeat music)

I love your videos, I could

sit for hours watching you.

Oh, so you like to watch.

[Dee Jay] I like to, baby.

Watch this.

(upbeat music)

He's having a really good time in there.

Yeah, is he hitting high

notes like off of his song?

That's definitely a falsetto.

Wait, y'all couldn't wake me up

and it's free p*ssy been given down there?

Y'all leave me with this m*therf*cker

on some "Brokeback Mountain" sh*t.

What the f*ck is this?

Dee Jay in there getting some a*s,

S Dot should be getting some f*cking a*s!

You wish.

b*tch, I pray. I wish is

a f*cking understatement.

(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

(flesh tearing)

(Dee Jay screaming)

And you still came.

What'd we miss?

A b*tch getting her

back blown out in there.

That's what the f*ck y'all missed.

They f*cking? b*tch I told you.

That could have been you

taking d*ck in the back room.

Oh, it still can be.

It ain't gotta be in no back room love.

Elevator, hallway, I don't give a f*ck.

So you choosing?

I mean it is what it is, baby.

I like who like me. And

tonight I ain't picky.

There's no way those lines actually work.

Every f*cking time. (laughs)

My rizz is uncanny love.

sh*t, you can get it too.

- No.

- Man look,

she'll pass bro.

(scoffs) Oh that's right,

it is cuffing season, huh?

Oh you put dibs on her, right?

No one put dibs on anyone.

I can speak for myself, thanks.

Hey, hey, hey, I think they're coming,

act natural, do something.

(man whistling)

[Serena] Is everybody

still having a good time?

Not as much as you.

What can I say, I do

like to have a good time.

Where's Dee Jay?

He's asleep. He was doing all this talking

about round one, round two, round three,

and even the Six Flag bounce.

Wait, wait, a what?

Six Flag bounce, that's

what I call my sex position.

It got you screaming, full of adrenaline,

and pass out at the end.

Wait a minute, (chuckles)

I'm definitely gone need that

in my f*cking life.

sh*t, how much something like that cost

'cause uh, I'm ready

to get my subscription.

All season passes, free

line cuts, all the add-ons.

Remind me, if I did that to him,

why would I do it to you?

Do it to me right now, baby. (chuckles)

You sl*t me out.

You know I uh, I been

following you for years now,

I'm not even shocked at

the sh*t you say anymore.

(scoffs) Good, don't be.

I am not drunk enough for this.

- Same.

- Shots?

- Yes please.

- sh*t, count me in.

[Max] Same.

(dramatic music)

Oh sh*t, what time is it?

[Freeway] 10:30.

My food, I ordered it over an hour ago.

It has to be here by now.

Do you want me to come with you?

[Crystal] No it's fine, I'll be quick.

(footsteps leaving)

Oh finally.

(door rattling)

What the f*ck?

Who would lock this door?

Ugh, don't move food, I'll be right back.

(hip hop music)

(indistinct) We at it now,

can you make a whole dollar?

Give me a dollar, you got rhythm.

Make it around 360 degrees

Don't make it hard for you to breathe

Into the sky screaming for keys

She's hot isn't it?

So sweet.

She reminds me of a doll I

used to have back in the days.

I actually used to hate Barbie,

'but I can see you're a fan.

How do you think she's gonna feel

when she thinks you're all about her

but you stuck on me?

I'm not stuck on you.

No, so why can't you keep your eyes off me?

I mean you're always distracting me.

Plus, I wouldn't want to

step on nobody's toes, so.

Who, Dee Jay?

He was just a nice nut.

I still have cravings.

Do you wanna help me satisfy it?

Who the f*ck locked the front door?

What the f*ck she just say?

I said, what idiot locked the front door?

My food's down there and I can't get to it

and I'm extremely hungry.

I'm sure it was an accident.

Did you try another door?

Actually, there isn't one.

There's only one way in, one way out,

and that's through the parking lot.

What? I went on a navigating

adventure earlier.

A navigating adventure?

What kind of f*cking Dora

the Explorer sh*t is that?

Okay shut up.

Crystal, I'm sure that there's

a way to open the door.

Serena, do you have a key?

I don't, I just rented this place

from some random site.

They just gave me the

code for the front door.

So we're stuck?

We can't be stuck babe, it's 2023,

there's no such thing as stuck.

Serena, you still have our phones?

I do, I have them locked

in the front office.

I will go with you. We can call someone.

Maybe they even have a spare key.

Great plan and let's go

quick 'cause I'm starving.

Me and you both.

(dramatic music)

You see, that's why I

never come between a girl

and her Uber Eats, I know better.

Boy, shut your a*s up.

Talk too much.

(suspenseful music)

[Serena] The office is

down the hall to the left.

[Crystal] Great, more walking. Let's go.

Girl, sorry about the door.

I should have known some mishap

would have happened tonight.

Nobody is perfect, right?

It's fine, sh*t happens.

I just wanna get the key, open the door,

eat, and then head to the next event.

Hopefully the next one will have more guys

since these seem to already be taken.

Are you jealous, are you?

Me, jealous?

Look at me, this body had Michael B.

Jordan in it

for an entire weekend.

I don't think jealous is in my vocabulary.

Good, someone as gorgeous as you

will even get me a bit jealous.

I can see how everybody looks at you.

They all love you.

I mean, I get some looks

but they're looking past me to you.

Look at you, you're perfect.

Like some f*cking angel or something.

I'm far from an angel.

(scoffs) Aren't we all.

(dramatic music)

How 'bout me and you don't

go back to the lounge?

We can go inside the office,

get some drinks, have some fun.

Would you like that?

Serena? Serena!

Where did you go?

Serena, this isn't f*cking funny.

I really need to f*cking eat.

Me too.

(suspenseful music)

No, please. I'll give

you whatever you want.

Please, just let me go, please.

I don't think so. You will like this.

(suspenseful music)

(Serena breathing heavily)

(Serena growling) (flesh tearing)

(Crystal moaning)

(body thudding) (Serena moaning)

Yo, what the f*ck taking so long?

Where the f*ck these b*tches go?

(scoffs) He's right.

It shouldn't take almost 40 minutes

to grab some keys down the hall.

Maybe they got their phones,

made some calls, they're just chilling,

chatting, until the owners get here.

No, Crystal would have at least come back

for another shot.

There's still a lot of alcohol left.

They probably f*cking.

What? That's what you come up with?

I mean it only makes perfect f*cking sense.

Two bad b*tches gone for this long.

One super clouted up

and the other one super

f*cking clout chasing.

Yeah, your b*tch probably

in there getting her sh*t

tossed up and down right

f*cking now in that office.

Tossed up and down? How so?

You heard me, lame a*s n*gga.

Tossed up and down. Legs behind her head.

t*tties in mouth, eating

a*s, hardcore freak sh*t.

That's all happening

down the hall right now?

Got to.

Shut the f*ck up, they are not f*cking

in the middle of a f*cking party

while we're all sitting

here waiting for them.

Well, it's feasible.

One time we were on a yacht party

that some of the Clippers

players invited us to,

and before we even set sail,

Crystal had already f*cked

three of the players

and the physical therapist.

So nothing would surprise

me when it comes to her.

Damn, even the Clippers staff?

All right, enough.

I'm gonna go see what's

taking them so long.

Wait, why the f*ck you get to go?

They probably need a third.

And if anybody is equipped

to f*cking slang some d*ck,

it's S Dot. (chuckles)

Gosh, just wait here, if I need any help

I'll be back to make

sure you don't miss out

on any of the action.

Until then, everybody chill.

(Benny smacking)

What are you doing?

What? I mean, I'm going with you.

Oh, you don't wanna miss out on

the, "Girls Gone Wild," action.

(scoffs) I mean I do gotta probe to S Dot

that his d*ck ain't the

only one worth slanging.

(scoffs) Dork. Come on.

(footsteps leaving)

So, 'bout them Clippers, which one was it?

I know my n*gga Kawhi

wasn't on no f*cking boat.

You know, it was probably

one of the third string squad.

Like Bones or Batum.

Ah, you right. Bones did

go crazy last season.

(Freeway laughing)

He turned up for the playoffs too.

Absolutely, you know he's actually

a good all around fit for that team.

So if it was him and one of the three

that destroyed that vag*na, I'm not upset.

(scoffs) Me neither. That's a pic factor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I need another drink.

Do you think they smorgasbord

or Eiffel Towered her?

Or how does that work nowadays?

- DP.

- DP? What's that?

[Max] Which way did

Serena say the office was?

[Benny] Um, I think that way

towards the end, left door.

(sighs) So, you having a good time so far?

I mean, I've gone to worse

functions in my life.

- You?

- I mean,

it has its ups and downs.

Like what?

(scoffs) Or down, being

locked inside a random building

with people I've never met before.

(chuckles) And up?

Um, being locked in here with you.

(suspenseful music)

Crystal? Serena, is that you?

Crystal! Trinity's worried

about you, are you okay?

Why are they not responding?

I don't know, maybe S Dot was right.

Maybe they are hooking up.

(chuckles) Maybe we

should walk faster then.

Maybe you should go back to the lounge.

(both laughing)

I'm joking.

Look, maybe they went downstairs

to check the door again.

(object thudding) (Max gasping)

What the f*ck was that?

It sounded like it was

coming from over here.

Okay, let's go back.

We can grab the whole

group and check this out-

Benny, no, no, no, no,

what if something happened?

What if they need us, we have

to go see if they're okay.

(Benny sighing)

All right, come on.

(suspenseful music)

[Max] Crystal! Serena!

Come on, we need our phones!

f*ck this. Yo ladies, let's

go, we've been waiting.

What's the hold-(Max gasping)

(Max screaming)

She's dead!

We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go,

we gotta go, let's go!

[Max] What about Serena?

(Max gasping)

What about me?

(suspenseful music)

Serena, what happened to

you? What happened to Crystal?

Crystal, Crystal, Crystal.

Let's just say our moment together

was too much for her to handle.

Stay the f*ck back.

What happened, Benny?

I thought we had a little moment together?

I thought me and you

would have some alone time

and the boring b*tch can come too.

Go, run, now!

(body thudding) (Benny groaning)

(Serena growling)

We have to lock this door.

We have to block it off or something.

Hurry, hurry! We need help!

[Trinity] What's wrong?

One person, and then

she's, she's in Serena.

- Wait what happened?

- Crystal is dead.

What do you mean Crystal is dead?

How can she be dead?

It's true, it's f*cking true.

We both saw her dead on

the ground by the office.

It looked like her neck was

ripped out by an animal.

Man, you show that b*tch

wasn't passed out drunk

after f*cking on Serena?

Then how do you explain the blood idiot?

Her period dummy.

Our host is a vampire.

Excuse me?

Our host is a f*cking vampire

and she just k*lled Crystal

like it was nothing.

Now I know whatever the

f*ck them too was drinking,

you too m*therf*ckers got in that sh*t too.

Listen here you stupid piece

of sh*t, she's not lying.

Serena is a vampire and she k*lled Crystal.

When she gets in here she's

gonna do the same to us.

First of all, you strong as f*ck.

I wasn't expecting that sh*t.

Second, you ain't 'bout to make me believe

that f*cking bullshit you selling.

Pothole, you hear this f*cking sh*t?

Talking 'bout ooh the

vampire b*tch is outside

sucking everybody's blood.

Now we're in danger.

I don't wanna hear that f*cking sh*t.

m*therf*cker you trying to go viral.

Ain't even no cameras in here,

with that Denzel Washington

monologue bullshit.

f*ck is that?

Hey, did you just call me Pothole?

Pothole, Underpants, Speedbump,

I don't give a f*ck, n*gga.

I'm out this sh*t.

Maybe we should hear them out.

Don't go out there.

We can't be stupid, we

can't leave this room

until we know what's going on out there.

I already know

what the f*ck is going on.

Y'all trying to feed me some,

"Queen Of The Damned," bullshit.

Talking 'bout she trying to suck the life

out of the viral sensations in the room.

If y'all two m*therf*ckers

believe that sh*t,

I don't know what the

f*ck y'all got going on!

Y'all dummies for believing that!

Y'all think her food still out here?

Leaving already? I haven't

got a taste you yet.

Oh sh*t!

(vampires banging)

Come over here and help me!

(suspenseful music)

Ooh sh*t, I almost got f*cked and eaten

at the same got damn time.

f*cked and eaten, that

don't even go together.

Yes it do. b*tches almost

got me f*cking (indistinct).

HD n*gga!

Man, none of that sh*t matters right now.

We need to figure out how

to get the hell outta here.

So what do we know about vampires?

I mean, just the only things we seen

based off of movies.

Jesus, I can't believe this

is a real question right now.

Well, it is real so we need to think.

Because if the only way out

is through those two vampire b*tches,

we need to be prepared.

Sunlight, they hate sunlight.

Nah, 'cause on, "Twilight,"

them m*therf*ckers

running around in the sun

like it wasn't sh*t.

They made 'em look like

f*cking disco ba*ls.

Out of all the movies about vampires,

that's what you chose as your reference?

These m*therf*ckers talking 'bout vampires

based off of movies they seen.

How many movies of

vampires you f*cking seen?

"From Dusk Till Dawn"

"- Dracula 2000."

"Interview With A Vampire."

"The Lost Boys."

Or how about the movie, "Vampires,"

based on the actual

situation that we're facing.

You know black people.

- if you don't shut

- your goofy a*s up.

- Didn't even

- watch "Twilight."

- That's why I don't.

(men arguing indistinctly)

[Freeway] King Jacob.

Oh my gosh, guys chill.

It's the middle of the night

so sunlight isn't even a factor.

(girls gasping) (Freeway screaming)

(vampires banging)

What are you doing?

Shh.

f*ck this sh*t!

I'm ready to get the f*ck outta here, bro!

Man, I knew better than this sh*t.

Man, I gotta pee. f*ck!

(suspenseful music)

Dee Jay?

Yo bro, (scoffs) we got a big problem man.

Your girl, I think she's a...

(Dee Jay growling)

Vampire.

Hope this doesn't affect our collab.

Ah sh*t!

- Benny!

- Ah sh*t!

Get back, get back, stay the f*ck back!

[Dee Jay] I'll shut you up!

(screaming) Oh sh*t!

Don't f*cking bite him!

Don't f*cking bite him!

Don't f*cking bite me!

Don't f*cking bite me!

f*cking bite you?

Yes, that's what you freaking

m*therf*cking vampires are into.

And I'm not trying to

be on that f*cking list.

Now why would you think I'm gonna do that?

Well how the f*ck did Serena get you?

Well she, damn, she f*cked me and bit me.

I seen how them two other f*cking b*tches

wanted to f*ck me since I got here.

Now this m*therf*cker trying

to get a piece of my a*s!

Pause!

Oh you don't have to worry about that.

It won't be much of you left

after I'm done with you.

Help!

(suspenseful music) Help me!

Help got dammit!

Get this m*therf*cker off of me!

(Dee Jay gasping) (body thudding)

Get this m*therf*cker off of me!

You good?

Why the f*ck you ain't help me

when the m*therf*cker tried to bite me?

That m*therf*cker was eyeballing my neck

like black people eyeball

Popeye's chicken sandwiches.

What the f*ck was y'all doing?

Why the f*ck y'all ain't help me?

I mean, I yelled at him.

Yelled at him? What you gone scold him?

Teach him a f*cking lesson?

Don't look at me, I was helping Benny.

I thought you would have it under control.

(S Dot sighing) (suspenseful music)

So, what do we do with him?

We gotta k*ll him.

Cut off his head, stake

through the heart to be efficient.

What do we use?

No, no, I got a better idea.

It better be a f*cking good one.

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

Do you think that'll hold him?

Not for long.

Which means it's only a matter

of time before he wakes up.

We need to find a way outta here and now.

Nah, we just wait till the sun come up,

then we can get the f*ck outta here.

We can't wait till that long.

At some point, they're

coming through that door.

So what's the plan?

(sighs) Yeah, and we all need our phones.

Listen Freeway, I know you

said you toured the building

when you first got here,

but there has to be another way out

and we need to find it now.

How are we supposed to get

even close to that office.

As soon as we step foot out

in that hallway, we're done.

We need to break up into groups.

Break up into groups? b*tch is you crazy?

That's the stupidest and whitest sh*t

I ever heard you f*cking say.

f*ck all that.

We can't just march to the office

and pick a fight with two vampires.

We need a distraction.

Someone needs to distract them

while we get the keys and

the others find the way out.

So, any takers?

f*ck no.

I'll do it. I'll distract them.

Benny, S Dot, head to the office.

You two, find the other

way out, if there is one.

- What?

- No,

I'm not letting you go by yourself.

I'll go. You take the others

and you guys grab the keys

and find a way out.

What about you?

(scoffs) it doesn't matter about me.

As long as you guys are all

safe, that all that matters.

Oh so you think you're Captain America now?

Trying to be the hero.

Jokes till the end, huh?

This is not the end. We're

all gonna get outta here.

And maybe, maybe we can

talk about going out.

Yeah.

Excuse me, excuse me,

uh, I keep hearing my name

included in this and I ain't

agree to any of this sh*t.

I'ma stay right the f*ck

here till the morning,

then I'll f*cking leave!

You can't just stay in here alone.

b*tch, do I look like Blade?

N-O, no!

Man, let him.

Listen, let's all grab a weapon

to defend ourselves and let's go.

(dramatic music)

(group breathing heavily)

Okay, I'll go first.

I'll get out there, I'll

try to make enough noise

so that they can follow me.

From there, you guys know the plan, okay?

Wait, wait, wait, which way do I go?

(group sighing)

(suspenseful music)

Girls! (banging) Let's go,

where you at, I'm here!

Come on!

Hurry, I'll got to the office,

you two, find us an exit.

You sure you'll be okay by yourself?

I'll be fine. Stick with Trinity.

Good luck.

(suspenseful music)

I've seen this kind of lock before.

I think I can pick it.

Hey, where you at?

Don't you want a meal,

I'm right f*cking here!

Where are they?

(Dee Jay banging)

(suspenseful music intensifies)

f*ck that.

b*tch, you strong.

Oh sh*t! Oh, look, look, look.

You should f*cking eat Benny.

No, no, no, no, no, Max.

Max is f*cking chewable, not little old me.

Don't be scared S Dot.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not gonna hurt you as

much as you all hurt me.

Hurt you? b*tch, I don't

even f*cking know you.

You remember that model

in that Hollywood party

that thew up all in Snoop Dog bathroom?

Oh, I do. b*tch threw up

on the dogs and everything.

Yeah, that was me.

You were all there.

You were not as famous

as you are right now.

You was streaming the whole thing.

I don't understand.

I spent years of

embarrassment hiding alone.

Praying to God to take me.

He never answered.

But someone else did.

What? What about Freeway?

His f*cking lame a*s

didn't deserve this sh*t.

Well someone has to get

blamed for all of this.

Might as well be someone

nobody cares about.

How the f*ck was I supposed to know

the video would go viral like that?

You was just some b*tch at a party!

(Serena growling and hissing)

Oh Lord.

How 'bout you shut the f*ck up

and let me devour your soul.

Is there anything we can do

without me f*cking dying?

[Serena] What do you have in mind?

I'm open to suggestions.

So am I.

Oh don't eat, f*ck me you m*therf*cker!

(S Dot screaming)

Come on, come on, God.

Let's face it, we're dead.

Hey, hey, hey, I know I don't seem like

the normal savior type and all,

but I wouldn't let

anything to happen to you.

I hope you can believe that.

Thank you, Free, what's your real name?

My real name?

Yeah. If you wanna be my savior,

shouldn't I know your real name?

Oh it's, it's Andrew.

Well Andrew, I do feel safer with you.

(scoffs) You know, maybe

after this you know,

we can possibly hang out.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Oh, it's happening.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Don't know where those lips have been.

Get behind me.

How cute, you didn't tell me

you had a new boyfriend, Trinity.

Get back devil, get back!

Ha, this is what's supposed

to protect you against me

from ripping out your throat

and feasting on your insides?

Your last three boyfriends

could do a better job

than this simp.

I'll have you know, I've

beaten every RPG game

in the past six years and I'm a level 120

on "Call Of Duty," wh*re!

Did Trinity tell you how good she is

at taking multiple dicks?

Shut up!

Face it Trinity, you're

my unimpressive sidekick

b*tch that I pimp out to

celebs that I'm too tired

to give them any energy.

b*tch!

(girls screaming) (dramatic music)

(Trinity groaning)

Ah, talk crazy now b*tch!

(breathing heavily)

- Are you Buffy?

- What?

Are you a Power Ranger or something?

(laughs) Don't be crazy,

let's go find the others.

(suspenseful music)

(Max groaning)

(Max screaming)

(metal clanking)

No! (body thudding)

sh*t, S Dot.

Man, we told him not to stay in here, f*ck.

(S Dot groaning)

- Oh sh*t.

- He's alive!

Damn man, they got you, f*ck!

Did you at least f*ck first?

n*gga, no. Can you believe that sh*t?

What? Not even some head?

b*tch said she was gone suck my soul,

I didn't know she meant

literally suck my soul.

I knew she was just a tease.

Am I?

(suspenseful music)

I thought you enjoyed our

little play time together, S Dot?

You were not satisfied? 'Cause we were.

[Freeway] You had a vampire orgy?

Okay, playtime is over. Let's eat.

No more running, there's no point.

So what we supposed to do?

Let's f*ck this b*tch up.

- Agreed.

- I'm in.

What, I bet you are, Pac-Man.

This is cute. You think

you can be against me

and my creation?

You think that will work?

Benny, Freeway, get Dee Jay.

Trin, let's handle this sl*t.

f*ck 'em up, y'all.

(man groaning)

(ladies yelling) (dramatic music)

(body thudding)

(skin smacking)

You see, we could have

been best of homies, man.

Your records all sucks.

What the f*ck you mean it sucks?

It was on Tik Tok top tracks.

Exactly, m*therf*cker.

(bones cracking) (body thudding)

(suspenseful music intensifies)

I actually like that song.

- Thanks man.

- Okay, let's go.

(ladies groaning)

And do you think you can

f*ck with me, the queen?

The only queen we

recognize is Taylor Swift.

Taylor and her best nickname

for Beyonce, that's my queen.

(ladies yelling)

(ladies breathing heavily)

She kicking y'all a*s. Got damn.

Here we are together.

You're crazy.

Maybe, you stupid f*cking influencers.

You think you're friends with me still?

Your followers? Let's find out.

(bones cracking) (body thudding)

(flesh tearing)

- Damn.

- Oh f*ck.

b*tch, didn't wanna give

me no f*cking play, huh?

Die, m*therf*cker.

- He's k*lling her.

- Die.

(flesh tearing) (bones cracking)

(S Dot groaning)

Bruce Leroy to the rescue, baby.

(insects chirping)

(group exhaling)

Wow, so it's really over. We won.

(upbeat music)

Yeah, I guess so.

Thanks for saving me, twice.

Stop, no need for thank yous.

I mean besides, you would

do the same thing for me.

Not a chance.

(Benny laughing)

See, you really need to take

these jokes on the road.

I feel like you'd sell out.

Shut up.

So, since we survived this crazy night,

I'd be stupid if I didn't

at least ask or try,

um, maybe we could possibly.

Yes, I'll come over and

play video games with you.

- Word?

- Yeah.

Ah dope, you know 'cause

the new, "Mortal Konbat,"

just came out and they

got these new characters

- going on and everything.

- Shh, we can talk

logistics later, okay?

Okay, okay, cool, cool.

So, uh, should we all go get our phones

and uh, get the hell outta here?

- Please.

- Yes.

Jesus.

At least your stream

will have one hell of story, right S Dot?

[Freeway] Hey, hey fam you good?

You want me to grab your stuff?

S Dot, S Dot.

S Dot? (dramatic music)

f*ck are y'all going? The

party just getting started.

(suspenseful music)

f*ck it.

(S Dot growling)

Who want it better

That we raffle forever

Peep the effort is mind over matter

(indistinct)

And the residence the

thicker the jacket

The resident is too regiment

The reverous is irrelevant

I pay my weight in gold

And set the precedent

Till it fractured the elephant

Made some head room over the excrement

Right in these testaments

Can you assume the sonic boom

The elements

When it bloom I let it drip

No prejudice and no hesitance

Confronting my own insecurities

But you ain't gone hear of it

Sacreligion, conspiracy,

still my eyes shine

With the purity

Blinded by my obscurity

The route never seemed so clear to me

The drought drowned out the imagery

I survived the enemy

I am an alter-energy

I seek the truth

The infinite deep

Come and meet us in a different

Don't be so intricate, uh it's genesis

Some call it photosynthesis

It takes money to make money

But dreams you can never take from me

Though I'm down, still pray for me

(suspenseful music)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

I could never

I can waste time like I'm in a box

I got the money

Bought respect from the lot

Slick as a fox

I could never

Wait around for a handout

When I can go and grab

the fish with my mouth

Bare with me, I could never

I could miss the

talent that God gave me

To say the game check

point can't save me

We ain't lazy, I could never

I should have kept the ball

When I got the rock

I kept my heart turned hard as the rock

I feel like Pac, I could never

The Wagyu steaks are high

So when I say goodbye

I did something you never seen

When cows fly

I'll sue you generous

My movie interest

It's raining all over the world

Making the clouds cry (thunder rolling)

(indistinct)

It's up for debating

Either you gain while you wait

Or you fluctuating

Is it off in it

Or all gimmick

All the stress occurred

in the (indistinct)

Got me off limits

And if it's off limits

I'm looking back at the con photos

Control and he got

this heavy weight off

But it was just the Ozempic

Salty as a oceanic waters

They call me sweet wine

So splendid, b*tch I'm dacquering

Ohio from Akron

She acting like this a accident

Scratching her booty like

a African with a laxative

You sh1tting me

I could never

I could waste time like I'm in a box

I got the money purse from the lot

Slick as a fox

I could never

I could wait around

for a handout when I