02x10 - Laughter Heels

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♪ music playing ♪

- Guess who?

- That's right!

It's Doodles!

♪ We're Sheira and Loli,
we're out of control-ly. ♪

♪ With twice as much
music and double the fun! ♪

♪ There's Squeeky Squeeky Kronk
and Eeky too, with Zippy, ♪

♪ Molly and Doodles, and
Pink-a-Dink and Bluedles. ♪

♪ We're Sheira and Loli,
we're out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into the
DittyDoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Diddydoodle Works ♪

- That was a good one,

Miss Molly.

How about this joke?

Why couldn't the pony
sing happy birthday?

- Why?

- Because he was
a little horse!

- I get it, when
you have a cold,

your voice sounds like this.

And that's called
a hoarse throat.

Very funny!

- I have a good one.

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Shelby.

- Shelby who?

♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes. ♪

♪ She'll be coming around the
mountain when she comes. ♪

♪ Yee-haw. ♪

- That's
funny, Sheira.

- Yeah, you're funnier than
a barrel full of monkeys,

but monkeys are much cuter.

- Hey, Doodles.

That was a mean thing to say.

- Keep your fuzz on Zippy.

I'm just kidding.

- Well saying mean things to
people just isn't that funny.

- That's true, Doodles.

- But I'm just jousting.

Jousting, having a little joke.

Having a little
fun with a friend.

- Good friends don't
joke about other friends.

- Just because Zippy
lost his sense of humor,

doesn't mean he
should get mad at me.

- Doodles, Zippy hasn't
lost his sense of humor.

You were making
fun of Sheira.

- And making
fun is never funny!

That's right.

♪ - Your hair looks silly,
you are so smelly. ♪

♪ You're not cool,
that's making fun. ♪

♪ - If it's not kind
then don't say it. ♪

♪ Words can hurt,
you're making fun. ♪

♪ Making fun is not funny
and take some advice. ♪

♪ Making fun is not funny,
so try to think twice. ♪

♪ If you don't have anything
nice to say, say nothing, ♪

♪ and it'll be okay. ♪

♪ Whatever you do will
come back to you, ♪

♪ that holds true
for making fun. ♪

♪ - Everyone is special
in their own way, ♪

♪ so please
don't go making fun. ♪

♪ - Making fun is not funny
and take some advice. ♪

♪ Making fun is not funny,
so try to think twice. ♪

♪ If you don't have anything
nice to say, say nothing, ♪

♪ and it'll be okay. ♪

♪ Making fun is not funny
and take some advice. ♪

♪ Making fun is not funny,
so try to think twice. ♪

♪ If you don't have
anything nice to say, ♪

♪ hey, say nothing
and it'll be okay. ♪

♪ Okay ♪

- Hey Squeeky.

- Oh, Zippy.

Sorry I didn't
see you there.

Hey, is something wrong?

- No, nothing.

- Nothing?

Then why the sad face?

- Well, to be
honest with you,

I think I lost
my sense of humor.

- Oh, Zippy.

Just because Doodle said you
lost your sense of humor,

doesn't mean you really
lost your sense of humor.

- Oh, yeah?

Then how come I can
laugh with other people,

but I can't seem to
learn to be funny enough

to make other people laugh.

- Zippy...that's it!

- What's it?

- What you just said!

- I just said, "What's it?"

- Before that.

- Laugh?

People?

Funny?

- Keep going.

- Learn?

- Yes, that's it!

- What's it?

- Learn, Zippy, learn!

I have the perfect
way for you to learn how

to make people laugh!

- Yeah.

You want to tickle
them with a feather?

- Actually that would
work too, but no.

What I have in store
for you is a once in

a lifetime chance to
attend a place that's

incredibly comical.

Splendidly satirical
and historically hysterical.

- You're sending me
to the White House?

- No, Zippy.

I'm giving you
the Professor Squeeky

Squeeky Kronk Scholarship
to Silly School.

Taught by non-other than my
three favorite people...

me, myself and I.

♪ Welcome to Silly School,
this place is really cool. ♪

♪ Here we all get to make
fruze of ourselves. ♪

♪ We're all about comedy,
no time for drama. ♪

♪ We learn how to be
funny and nothing else. ♪

♪ Silly School, Silly School,
sign up for Silly School. ♪

♪ Laughter and giggles
are a part of the test. ♪

♪ Silly School, Silly School,
no place like Silly School. ♪

♪ And in case
you haven't guessed, ♪

♪ this place is the best. ♪

♪ Now, you can have your pick
or stand up, or slap stick. ♪

♪ Take the silly faces
class, it kicks at 8:00. ♪

♪ Our students and staffers
are all quite big laughers. ♪

♪ Boy, you don't
know the half of it, ♪

♪ you think this is silly? ♪

♪ Just you wait! ♪

♪ Silly School, Silly School,
sign up for Silly School. ♪

♪ Laughter and giggles
are a part of the test. ♪

♪ Silly School, Silly School,
no place like Silly School. ♪

♪ And in case
you haven't guessed, ♪

♪ this place
is the best. Okay, ♪

so you want to go
to Silly School?

- Well.

- And you think
you're pretty funny?

- Uh, no.

- Can you make funny faces?

- Well, I...guess.

- Tell funny jokes?

- Well, I--
- Have a rich father?

- It doesn't matter, kid!

You're in.

♪ Silly School, Silly School,
sign up for Silly School. ♪

♪ Laughter and giggles
are a part of the test. ♪

♪ Silly School, Silly School,
no place like Silly School. ♪

♪ And in case
you haven't guessed, ♪

♪ this place is the best. ♪

Please be my guest.

Join our Silly fest!

Am I being a pest?

Hey, you like my vest?

- Hey Zippy, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry about before.

I didn't mean
to upset you.

- Thanks Doodles.

Maybe we can both
learn something about being

funny in Silly School.

- Me learn about being funny?

I could teach that class!

- So, then why are you here?

- To help my friend Zippy
find his sense of humor,

that's why.

- Ah, thanks Doodles.

- Okay, class.

Before we get started,
I'd like you to welcome

our newest student,
Zippy the Kwirk here to

Silly School.

- Hi, Zippy.

- Zippy, I am your
master of amusement.

Your guide to giggles and your
Superintendent of slapstick,

Profesor Squeeky
Squeeky Kronk.

Here at Silly School,
you will learn all there

is to learn about
the art of being funny.

Can anyone tell me
some of the ways that you

can be funny? Loli?

- You can act funny.

- You sure can!

Would you care to
give us an example?

- Well, you--you could
do a silly dance like this.

- That is
quite a silly dance.

Anyone else a way
that they can be funny?

- Well, you can make
funny sounds like a monkey!

- Excellent, Sheira!

Anyone else have a way
that they can be funny?

- How about a thing
called a joke?

Anyone remember that one?

- Oh, good point Doodles!

Jokes are a great way
to make people laugh,

provided that
they are funny.

- Well, how do you
know what's funny and what's

not if you've lost
your sense of humor?

- Well, you will learn
lots of ways to be funny.

Simply by playing funny games
or practicing funny skits,

or just making
each other laugh.

So, without further delay,
I'd like to welcome Sheira

and Loli up here,
to help me discuss a topic

I call "Look Funny,
Feel Funny, Be Funny."

Girls, the
floor is yours.

- Thank you,
Professor Kronk.

Like Professor
Kronk just said,

if you're
trying to be funny,

it may help to look funny
because if you look funny,

you'll feel more funny.

And if you feel more funny,
you'll probably be more funny!

- This is why some
comedians use props.

Here I have this
Silly Schools one and only

pair of giggle glasses.

- Zippy, these silly
spectacles are guaranteed

to get a
laugh every time.

- Okay, Zippy, let Sheira
slip those babies on.

Then have a look
around the room.

- You see, Zippy, they're
laughing already.

- Yeah, but they're laughing
at me because I look funny,

not because I am funny.

- Oh, no!

That's not true, Zippy.

You really are funny
in those things.

Besides, you got
to start somewhere.

- Okay, now we're going
to start with the wild

and wacky word make-up game.

Miss Molly, would you like to
explain the game to the class?

- Of course, Professor!

Lose the accent.

In this game,
we go around the room

and everyone makes
up a silly word.

The sillier the
word, the better.

It can be as long
or as short as you'd like

for it to be,
but it cannot be a real word.

Okay, Loli, why don't
you go first to show

Zippy how it works.

- Sure!

Diffo-fibble-slop.

[ALL] - Diffo-fibble-slop.

- Yes!

Diffo-fibble-slop.

- Good!

- That was great, Loli!

- Okay, Zippy, why
don't you give it a try?

- Okay.

Um.

Kid-ne-bean.

- Uh, excuse me Zipster,
but did you say kidney bean?

- Aha.

- But Zippy, kidney
bean is a real word.

We're trying to use our
imagination to make up our own

silly words.

- Zippy, what Squeeky--

[CLEARS THROAT] I mean,
what Professor Kronk is

trying to say is that
we can make up our own brand

new silly sounding words
like flubu-hoffer or um,

oggldee farblee zoink dig.

- Oggldee farblee zoink dig?

- Oggldee farblee zoink dig.

That's really fun to say!

- Yeah, I think so too.

♪ Oogldee farblee zoink diganooble's my favorite ♪

♪ thing to say. ♪

♪ Nobody knows what
it means but me. ♪

♪ And that's
the way it'll stay. ♪

♪ Everyone needs their
own little word. ♪

♪ A word that makes you smile,
you need it when you're ♪

♪ angry or sad,
we all are once in a while. ♪

♪ - Make sure it has
plenty of consonants, ♪

♪ and only a couple of vowels. ♪

♪ If you find it
hard to think one up-- ♪

♪ - Don't throw in the towel. ♪

♪ - Oogldee farblee
zoink diganooble's my ♪

♪ favorite thing to say. ♪

♪ Nobody knows what
it means but me and that's ♪

♪ the way it'll stay, oh. ♪

♪ - Oogldee farblee
zoink diganooble's ♪

♪ my favorite thing to say. ♪

♪ Nobody knows what it
means but me and that's ♪

♪ the way it'll stay. ♪

- Okay,
I think I got it!

Spa-ge-ti.

- Uh, no Zippy.

Spaghetti is
a real word, too.

- It is?

How about Mac-a-roni?

- No.

Real word.

- Spo-moni?

- Okay, now I'm getting hungry.

- Tartufo?

- Okay class!

Okay, class.

Now we're going to learn why
laughter is good for you.

Did you know
that laughter can actually

make you feel better?

- And all these years
I thought it was Miss Molly's

famous chicken soup
that was the miracle cure.

- Yeah, I never knew that
laughing is good for us.

- Oh, yes!

Laughing brings us harmony
to our minds and our bodies.

- We have a harmonica
in our bodies?

- No, Zippy!

Harmony means that everything
is working well together.

- Like when people are getting
along and working well together.

You can say they're
living in harmony.

- Everyone at Diddydoodle
Works lives in harmony,

right Professor?

- Well, actually Loli,
because there is so much

happiness and laughter
here at Diddydoodle Works,

I'd say we all live
in ha-ha harmony!

- Ha ha harmony?

♪ Laugher can bring
people together. ♪

♪ Laughter can
lift your spirits whenever ♪

♪ times are tough. ♪

♪ When you've had enough
and you need some of that ♪

♪ funny stuff. ♪

♪ Laugher can help your
body start healing. ♪

♪ Laughter, it gives you
such a good feeling. ♪

♪ Your heart sings
and everything is in sync ♪

♪ because laughter brings-- ♪

♪ - Ha-ha-ha-ha harmony. ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha happiness. ♪

♪ He-he-he-he healing. ♪

♪ Who-who ever you are. ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha harmony,
ha-ha-ha-ha happiness, ♪

♪ he-he-he-he heaven,
he-he here on earth. ♪

♪ - Laughter, everyone
knows how to do it. ♪

♪ Laugher and when you
get right down to it it's ♪

♪ a glue that
connects me to you. ♪

♪ Without it,
what would we do? ♪

♪ Laughter, you know it's
better than crying. ♪

♪ Laughter, we should all keep
on trying to enjoy the ride. ♪

♪ So dig deep inside and show
the world your funny side. ♪

♪ - Ha-ha-ha-ha harmony. ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha happiness. ♪

♪ He-he-he-he healing. ♪

♪ Who-who ever you are. ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha harmony,
ha-ha-ha-ha happiness, ♪

♪ he-he-he-he heaven,
he-he here on earth. ♪

♪ - Ha-ha-ha-ha harmony. ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha happiness. ♪

♪ He-he-he-he healing. ♪

♪ Who-who ever you are. ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha harmony,
ha-ha-ha-ha happiness, ♪

♪ he-he-he-he heaven, ♪

♪ he-he here on earth. ♪

- Okay, class!

Now, we're going
to learn about another way

to make people laugh
by using our bodies to

do silly things.

Like bumping into things
or doing silly dances.

Okay!

So how about we try
some routines together?

- Sounds like fun, Professor!

- Yeah!

- How about you, Zippy?

Are you ready to try
some physical comedy?

- Come on Zippy,
you can do it.

And it will be fun!

- Oh, alright.

I'll give it a try.

- That's great!

- Okay, then let's go!

- Brilliant, Zippy!

Don't you think?

- I'll tell you what
I think, I think I quit!

- He quits!

- I can't make up funny words or
do the funny stuff with my body.

Everyone thought I was
trying to be funny,

but really I just
dropped everything.

All I am is just another
Silly School drop out.

♪ Silly School drop out. ♪

♪ I'm just not funny anymore. ♪

♪ Silly School drop out, yes,
it's back to being a bore. ♪

♪ Oh I tried, and I
tried, and I tried, ♪

♪ and I tried and I took
a good hard look inside. ♪

♪ My funny bone is broken,
there is no doubt, ♪

♪ I'm a Silly
School drop out. ♪

♪ Silly School drop out. ♪

♪ I just couldn't get it. ♪

♪ Silly School drop out,
I guess I better forget it ♪

♪ cause it at
Diddydoodle Works, ♪

♪ there won't
be any funny kwirks. ♪

♪ I'll never know what
comedy is about, ♪

♪ I'm a Silly School drop out. ♪

♪ Today is not sunny cause
I'll never be funny. ♪

♪ I just want some happiness,
oh, how did I ever get ♪

♪ into this mess? ♪

♪ Oh, kwirk! ♪

♪ I'll never be funny. ♪

♪ Silly School drop out,
I hope I don't regret it. ♪

♪ Silly School drop out,
I just have to let it go. ♪

♪ I tried, and I
tried, and I tried, ♪

♪ and I tried but I can't
go on, I'm totally fried. ♪

♪ It looks like
graduation day is out, ♪

♪ I'm a Silly
School drop out. ♪

♪ Did you hear about the kwirk
with the Silly School? ♪

♪ - Yeah, that's
not very funny. ♪

♪ - Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
kwirk--hoo. ♪

- There you are!

I've been looking
all over for you.

You're supposed to
be in Silly School.

- Yeah, I'm supposed to be
there, but I told you, I quit.

- Yeah.

I know you said that, but well,
listen Zippy...I know you want

to be as funny as
your old pal Doodles,

but being funny isn't
something you can force.

You got to let it
come naturally.

- Oh, but what if
it never comes.

- Oh, it'll come Zippy.

It just takes time
but it will come.

- Yeah, maybe on
the 12th of never!

- The 12th of never?

That's funny.

See!

Your sense of humor
is coming back already.

- It is?

- Sure!

And there are plenty
more inside you, now,

you just got to let it out.

- Anyone have a crow bar?

- Zippy!

You don't need
any special tools,

you just need to
get back to Silly School

and maybe go
find a little inspiration.

- Inspirations?

- Yeah, you know
like--why don't you try

watching some funny movies?

Or reading a funny book?

Or better yet, do what
real comedians do,

practice in
front of a mirror.

- Practice in
front of a mirror?

- Absolutely!

And before you know it,
there will be one funny

little kwirk
staring back at you.

- Oh.

Who are you kidding.

You're not funny, funny
looking maybe, but not funny.

Watch!

Boongy!

Boongy-schaffel.

Boongy-schaffel-caloptus.

[CHUCKLES] Kwirk,
kwirk, kwirk, kwirk.

Boongy-schaffel-caloptus.

Knock, knock.

Say, "Who's there?"

Who's there?

"Water." Water who?

"Water you doing talking
to yourself in a mirror?"

Kwirk, kwirk, kwirk,
kwirk, kwirk, kwirk.

Kwirk, kwirk,
kwirk, kwirk, kwirk.

"Hey, that was funny, Zip!"

Kwirk, kwirk, kwirk,
kwirk, kwirk, kwirk.

Thanks.

Squeeky, I've been thinking
about what happened and if it's

okay with you, I'd like to
come back to Silly School.

- I think that's great, Zippy.

- And you know what?

I'm also going to get
some perspiration,

just like Doodle said.

- Perspiration?

You mean sweat?

I don't think that'll make
you any funnier, Zippy.

- Well, Doodle said
I should get some perspiration

from funny movies
or silly joke books.

- Ah.

I think what Doodles was saying
was to get some inspiration.

You see, sometimes when you see
other people do great things,

it reminds you that you
can do great things too.

So, I day, go get inspired
and I'll see you in class.

- Okay, Professor Kronk.

Kwirk!

- Okay class!

Today is the day you
show all what you've

learned here
at Silly School.

So get up
and make me laugh!

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Dooris.

- Dooris who?

- Door is stuck, why do
you think I'm knocking?

- Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- General Lee.

- General Lee who?

- Generally I don't remember
any knock knock jokes.

- Hey Squeeky.

What has two hands, a big round
face and works 24 hours a day.

- My friend Ira?

- No!

- A clock!

- Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Olive.

- Olive who?

- Olive you!

- Okay Zippy,
today is graduation day

and this is for you.

- Wow!

That's the greatest thing
I've ever--what is it?

- It's a special Silly
School certificate.

It means you've successfully
completed the comedy courses

required by me, your
master of amusement,

your guide to giggles and your
Superintendent of slapstick,

Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk.

- Wow, I have?

- Yes, and we are
so proud of you.

- Not only did you graduate,
but you graduated with honors,

summa c*m laugh a lot.

- So, Zippy, what
have you learned?

- Well, I learned that
I really can be funny

and I also learned
that laughing can get me

out of a bad mood.

In fact,
I feel great now!

Kwirk, kwirk, kwirk.

- Wow!

You really did learn
a lot in Silly School.

- Hey, Zippy, I know
this may be hard to believe

but you taught me
something about being funny.

- I did?

- Yep.

You taught me that there are
lots of ways to be funny,

but making fun of
people is never funny.

- Hey, Zippy, now
that you've graduated,

maybe you can teach a course
or two here at Silly School.

- Wow!

That's a
great idea, Squeeky.

I could teach a class!

I could teach a class!

Thanks guys, I
could--when do we start?

- Kwirk, kwirk,
kwirk, kwirk, kwirk.

Clean up, aisle seven!

♪ We're Sheira and Loli,
we're out of control-ly. ♪

♪ With twice as much music
and double the fun! ♪

♪ There's Squeeky Squeeky
Kronk and Eeky too, ♪

♪ with Zippy,
Molly and Doodles, ♪

♪ and Pink-a-Dink
and Bluedles. ♪

♪ We're Sheira and Loli,
we're out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into
the DittyDoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Diddydoodle Works. ♪

- Guess who?

That's right!

It's Froggy, my love.