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01x05 - Shrinky Shrinky Kronk

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sheira & Loli's Dittydoodle Works". Aired: 2000.*
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Originating in a magical musical factory, rag doll twin sisters Sheira and Loli are the hosts in the world they share with their friends: resident visual artist Miss Molly, Doodles the wise-cracking talking purple crayon, eccentric but brilliant Professor named Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk, the troublemaking but good-natured yellow reptile-like creature named Zippy the Kwirk, and the childlike factory helpers, Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk and two little furball characters known as the Funkins.

01x05 - Shrinky Shrinky Kronk

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♪ music playing ♪

- Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

- That's right.

It's Loli.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Sheira and Loli a
re out of controli with ♪

♪ twice as much
music and double the fun. ♪

♪ With Eeky Eeky Kronk and The
Funkins, too, with the quirks, ♪

♪ Molly and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of controli. ♪

♪ Come into the
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- This Doodles is my
greatest invention ever.

- Eh, you say that about
all your inventions, Eeky.

- But this time
I really mean it.

This incredible,
unforgettable,

unbelievable Dittydoodle shrinking machine can shrink

any object from--
from big to small.

- Wow.

Will it work as well
as that amazing time machine

you invented?

- Uh, well,
the time machine didn't work.

- Exactly.

- Very funny, Doodles.

Now stand
back and watch this.

♪ music playing ♪

- You see
this piece of luggage?

- Yeah, I see it.

You going on
vacation or something?

'Cause I got a guy that can get
you a nice little timeshare in-

- No, no.

Doodles,
I am not going anywhere, but

the luggage is about to.

I [inaudible]
press the button.

Ready?

It's right here
my little crayon friend.

A week of cloning, and
it fits right in your pocket,

and there's room to spare.

- Eeky, I got to
admit that's incredible,

but just one thing
my brilliant professor friend.

- Yeah, what is that?

- Who's gonna be able
to fit into all their little

tiny clothes once
they get to where they're going?

- That -- that's
a very good question.

Well, I'll give it
some thought right after lunch.

- Sounds good to me.

And since you're paying,
how about we do Italian.

- Who should pay?

♪ music playing ♪

- Eeky, are you here?

Eeky.

Oh.

Guess not.

Ooh, what's this?

Oh fun buttons.

♪ music playing ♪

- I really want
to take a peek inside.

I don't really
think it can hurt, can it?

No.

My curiosity
just won't subside.

Is anybody around?

No.

No.

♪ I don't know
if I'm supposed to. ♪

♪ I'm sure it'll cause
a host of problems and then ♪

♪ I'll have to hide. ♪

♪ This is
such a big dilemma,

really big yeah
let me tell ya, ♪

♪ I couldn't
explain it if I tried. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Curiosity has
got a hold on me. ♪

♪ I feel like
a mouse who sees the cheese. ♪

♪ Curiosity,
what will become of me? ♪

♪ Can someone
help me pretty please? ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - My ability
to show restraint is poor. ♪

♪ My being
curious is immature. ♪

♪ And I know it got the cat,
but I don't think the cat ever ♪

♪ saw that
contraption that's for sure. ♪

♪ Should I try it,
shouldn't I? ♪

♪ This is tough
oh me, oh my. ♪

♪ I don't know how
much more I can endure. ♪

♪ Curiosity has
got a hold on me. ♪

♪ I feel like
a mouse who sees the cheese. ♪

♪ Curiosity,
what will become of me? ♪

♪ Can someone
help me pretty please? ♪

♪ Can someone
help me get into this thing? ♪

♪ Please! ♪

- Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

This is nice, very nice.

Okay, ready to get out now.

Oh no.

This door is stuck.

I know there must be
a secret password to get out.

Open sesame.

Open poppy seed?

Oh no.

What'd I do?

Eeky.

Eeky!

Hello?

Eeky?

Anybody?

♪ music playing ♪

- Loli?

Is that you?

- Oh, Zippy.

It's so great
to hear your voice.

- It is?

- Yes.

- Great to hear
your voice too, Loli.

Where's it coming from?

- In here.

- Where's here?

- Here's here.

- Oh.

There's here.

Why didn't you say so?

What are you
doing in there, Loli?

- Being curious.

- Curious?

About what?

- About what
was inside the box.

- Oh, and what
did you find out?

- I found out the only
thing in this crummy box is me,

and now I'm locked in.

- Locked in?

- Yes, Zippy,
and you have to get me out.

- Have no fear.

Zippy the quirk quirk is here.

Aha.

It's locked.

- I think we've
established this Zippy.

- It's stuck, too.

Maybe we should
just wait for Eeky to get here.

No, no, no, no!

Uh, I'll be
your hero, Loli.

I just don't
know where to-- aha!

- Aha?

- Lucky for you, Loli, your
number one favorite quirk showed

up on the scene and has
found the key to your freedom.

- Oh.

Zippy, what's happening?

- Oh, no.

♪ music playing ♪

- Oh, my gosh.

Loli?

- Zippy, you're huge!

- Huge?

Nighty night.

- Zippy, wake up!

Oh, this is a big problem!

Eeky!

Eeky!

Where are you, Eeky?

Where are you?

♪ music playing ♪

- Eeky!

Eeky, are you in here?

I want to
read my new poem to you.

Oh, Zippy!

Oh Zippy, are you okay?

- It wasn't me!
It wasn't me!

I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!

- Zippy, Zippy, calm down.

You didn't do what?

- I didn't do
what happened to Loli.

- What happened to Loli,
and what is this thing?

- Oh, that's
where Loli got curious.

- What?

- She went in there
to find out what was in there.

- Well, I guess
you found nothing because

that's what's in here.

- Well, actually she
got herself trapped in there.

- Trapped?

How'd she get trapped?

- Well, I don't know
exactly because when I got here,

the door was shut like this.

- Oh, Zippy.

Not a good idea.

Um.

Zippy!

It's locked!

- No kidding.

That's what
I'm trying to tell you.

Loli was locked
in there just like you are,

but then I tried
to open the door like this.

- Not working.

- But I couldn't do it and then
I saw that lever over there,

so I walked
over to it like this.

- Zippy.

- And I grabbed it.

- Zippy.

- And I pulled.

- Don't!

Oh, lights flashing,
[inaudible] happening.

Um, um, um!

- Not again!

- Oh no!

What's the matter, Zippy?

What's going on?

♪ music playing ♪

- Not again.

- Zippy! You're--

you're-
- Huge?

- Uh-oh.

- Uh-oh.

Sleepy time.

- Oh, Zippy!

Zippy, wake up!

Oh.

Oh no, what to do.

Uh, okay.

Okay.

Eeky!

- I don't have
any cheese for the mouse.

- One, two, three, four-

- So this thing's gonna [inaudible] out of the water.

Can you imagine [inaudible]

Dennis the
size of a [inaudible] ?

- Oh, Eeky!

- Who's there?

Sheira?

- What happened?

- It shrinks people.

We're gonna
make millions off of this one.

- I didn't do it.

♪ music playing ♪

- I'm so sorry
this happened to you,

but I'll tell you
that we're going to find

[inaudible] going to work out.

♪ music playing ♪

- Oh.

Thanks for the lift, Eeky.

Oh, Loli!

- Sheira!

- Sheira and Loli?

Oh boy.

- They both got zapped.

This is incredible.

I could see it now.

Live on Las Vegas Boulevard.

The tiny twins.

Forget millions.

Now we're talking billions.

- Wait.

Don't tell me.

Zippy, right?

- Yep.

Oh.

- Eeky, what was that thing?

- Well, it--
it was a shrinking machine.

- Oh, good news!

It works perfectly!

- Okay, Eeky,
now that we found Loli,

we should get back
to the funtalab so you

can return
us to normal size.

- I'm afraid it's not
as easy as it sounds.

- What do you mean?

- Well, what Professor
Shrinky Shrinky Krunk is

trying to say is,
he neglected to figure out a

way to turn things
back to their original size.

- You mean we'll
be tiny twins forever?

- One could only hope.

- Don't worry, girls.

I'm going
back to the funtalab,

and I'm gonna figure
out just how to bring

you back to
your normal size, ya.

Okay, Doodles, come.

We got to go now.

- Come with you?

I've got calls to make, contracts to negotiate.

See ya.

- Well, look at
the bright side, Loli.

- What bright side?

- We've never
been to Vegas.

- Sheira, how can two little
people have such big problems?

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - How did we
get into this mess? ♪

♪ I think it was me,
I have to confess. ♪

♪ All I know is
I was in this machine ♪

♪ and now I
can hardly be seen. ♪

♪ Me, too. ♪

♪ We're little people
with big problems, ♪

♪ and the biggest problem is
no one knows how to solve 'em. ♪

♪ We're little
people with big problems. ♪

♪ And we just can't
stop thinking about 'em. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ ♪

♪ - To get from here to way
over there could take an hour. ♪

♪ This just isn't fair. ♪

♪ Our legs are so tiny,
yet everything is. ♪

♪ We got to get
out of this mess, Sis. ♪

♪ What if an animal sniffs
us out and tries to get us? ♪

♪ We can't even shout. ♪

♪ No one will hear us. ♪

♪ Just try to calm down. ♪

♪ You'll see
things will turn around. ♪

♪ We're little people
with big problems, ♪

♪ and the biggest problem is
no one knows how to solve 'em. ♪

♪ We're little
people with big problems. ♪

♪ And we just can't
stop thinking about 'em. ♪

♪ Little people
with big problems, ♪

♪ and the biggest problem is
no one knows how to solve 'em. ♪

♪ We're little
people with big problems, ♪

♪ and I hope that
we can rise above 'em. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- Ah, ya.

It's still a
number two pencil, ya.

Well, I guess it's
back to the drawing board.

♪ music playing ♪

- It's going to be okay, girls.

Eeky's going to figure
out a way to reverse the effects

of the shrinking
machine real soon.

- Yeah, but what if
he can't figure it out?

Then what?

- We can't
stay tiny like this forever!

- Well, you won't have to.

I bet Eeky's
this close to figuring it out.

♪ music playing ♪

- Ya, you're--
right Pink-a-dink.

We are getting warmer.

- Okay, girls.

Stay right
here where you're safe,

and I'll go
get an update from Eeky.

- Please, Miss Molly.

Tell him to hurry!

♪ music playing ♪

- You think Eeky
will really figure out how

to get us
back to normal size?

- Of course, he will, I think.

Maybe.

Oh, I don't know.

- Well, if we do
have to stay this way forever,

at least we'll
be the tiny twins together.

- Boy, of all
the inventions Eeky had

to make work
right the first time.

- Sheira, look at
the size of that thing.

It's bigger than we are.

- Normally, he'd be able
to fit in the palm of our hand.

Now, we're so small we'd be
able to ride him like a horse!

- Grasshopper back riding.

Bet that's never
been done before.

I kind of wondered what it would
be like to walk through the

giggle garden like this.

You know,
the way tiny insects do.

- Yeah.

Got to admit it's sort of cool
to be able to see Dittydoodle

Works from a
whole new perspective.

♪ music playing ♪

- If I knew
what perspective meant,

I'd probably
agree with you, Sis.

♪ - Perspective means
seeing things from a certain ♪

♪ point of view. ♪

♪ Things can
look big or small. ♪

♪ It all depends on you. ♪

♪ Minutes ago we were taller
and everything looked right. ♪

♪ And now we're smaller and
probably out of sight, yikes! ♪

♪ We gotta a new perspective. ♪

♪ A blade of grass
to us now looks like a tree. ♪

♪ A new perspective is cool
to see the world as tiny me. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - This leaf used to
fit in the palm of my hand. ♪

♪ Now it's bigger
than both of us. ♪

♪ That's perspective. ♪

♪ Now I understand. ♪

♪ I feel like a
tiny ant crawling around. ♪

♪ I bet that we're so small
we don't even make a sound. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - We got a new perspective. ♪

♪ This pebble looks
as big as a boulder now,

♪ a new perspective. ♪

♪ Look, it's Niagara Falls! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

♪ We got a new perspective. ♪

♪ We got small
and everything got tall, ♪

♪ a new perspective. ♪

♪ I don't
really mind this at all. ♪

♪ A new perspective,
it's still one thing we know ♪

♪ will remain. ♪

♪ Best friends
forever stay the same. ♪

♪ Stays the same. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- Hey, what do you
say we check out the

perspective from
the music room?

- But we told Miss Molly
we'd wait for her here.

- We'll come back.

First, we're gonna
jump up and down on the drums

like a trampoline.

- Okay, Sis.

Let's rock and roll.

- Yeah.

- You getting
any closer, Eeky?

- I'm working
as fast as I can, Miss Molly.

I really don't know
how long it's gonna take

me to turn the shrieking
machine into a lodging machine,

ya.

- Well, is there
anything I can do to help?

- Uh, I don't think so,
except to keep the girls safe

and keep their spirits up, ya.

- That's not gonna be easy.

I was just with the
girls, and they're very upset.

♪ music playing ♪

- Girls!

Sheira, Loli!

- Oh!

- Oh, sorry, Miss Molly.

We didn't hear you.

- Yeah.

We were having
too much fun tickling

the ivories with our feet.

- Didn't I ask you to wait
for me in the giggle garden?

- Yes.

- But we got bored.

- It doesn't matter.

I wanted you to stay
there 'cause I knew you'd be

safe until Eeky can
restore you to your normal size.

- You're right, Miss Molly.

- Yeah, we're sorry.

How did you
know we were in here?

- Are you kidding?

With the racket
you girls are making.

- Miss Molly,
being tiny is turning out

to be a lot more
fun than we thought.

- It sure is!

- Well, that's wonderful.

But remember,
this is new and exciting now

because it's different
but as soon as Eeky can figure

out the problem,
you'll be ready to get

back to your normal size.

- Oh, but he's
not that close, is he?

- Well, Sheira,
with Eeky, you just never know.

- Well, tell him not
to rush 'cause the tiny twins

need a little more time
to explore their big new world.

- I'll see ya later.

- ♪ music playing ♪

- Wee!

That was fun!

♪ music playing ♪

- Well, if it isn't
my two favorite clients.

- Clients?

- I can see it all
now in big bold lights.

Sheira and Loli,
the tiny twins.

- Lights?

- We'll begin on Broadway,
then we'll move to every major

city in the country and,
uh, the tiny twins will be huge!

Pun intended.

- But-

- I'll book
you on Oprah, Montel, Ellen.

- Oh, Tony Danza!

- My personal favorite.

- He did it.

He did it!

- Who did what?

- Eeky, he turned
the shrinking machine into

an enlarging machine.

The girls can go
back to the way they were now.

- We can?

- Mm-hmm.

- They can't.

- We can't?

- Girls, Oprah.

- Oh yeah.

- Not to mention all the
fun you having being so tiny.

Who else do you know
gets to use a pottery wheel

as a merry-go-round?

Tell Eeky their
agent says thanks but no thanks.

- Agent?

♪ music playing ♪

- Wait.

Wait!

Wait!

- Sorry, Doodles.

We've made up our minds.

- Yeah.

Miss Molly was right.

It's fun to explore new things,
but it's always nice to come

home.

- What about the tour?

The lights?

The money?

- Hey, yeah, Sheira,
what about that?

- Loli, we already
decided that we would-

- Oh, what am I saying?

Dittydoodle Works
just wouldn't be the same

without the full
size Sheira and Loli.

- But what about Tony Danza?

- Tony.

- I'll see what I can do.

Now, why don't
you cookie little kids

just go
and grow up already?

- Oh, there you are!

We need to do this
before I forget what I did.

- Why didn't
you write it down?

- I did.

But I don't
remember where I wrote it.

- Oh boy.

We better hurry.

- I'm first!

- Hey, come back here.

- Why am I always
such a selfless great guy?

- Huh?

♪ music playing ♪

- It is really nice
to be normal size again.

- Yep, it sure is.

- Oh, hey Loli, come here.

Look who I found.

- Wow.

It's the grasshopper
that looked like a giant

dinosaur when we were tiny.

- Oh, let me see.

Isn't he adorable?

- He is now.

Now that we're
bigger than he is.

- Here you go.

Oh.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - We were in a whole new world
where we both were miniature. ♪

♪ - Even though
it was not for long, ♪

♪ we can say
one thing for sure. ♪

♪ We missed you. ♪

♪ We missed you all. ♪

♪ But now we're
back to being big. ♪

♪ It's all we've ever known. ♪

♪ We're back to being big. ♪

♪ Back to our home
sweet home sweet home. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - We feel lucky to have
had this very cool experience. ♪

♪ Even though there
were some moments where things ♪

♪ were really tense. ♪

♪ I had you,
and I had you too. ♪

♪ But thank goodness
we're back to being big. ♪

♪ It's all we've ever known. ♪

♪ We're back to being known. ♪

♪ Back to our home
sweet home sweet home. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ ♪

♪ - We're back to being big. ♪

♪ It's all we've ever known. ♪

♪ We're back to being big. ♪

♪ Back to our home sweet home. ♪

♪ We're back to being big. ♪

♪ We like it better this way. ♪

♪ We're back to being big. ♪

♪ This is the
way we know we'll stay. ♪

♪ And this is the
way we know we'll stay. ♪

♪ And this is the
way we know we'll stay. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

- That's right.

It's Zippy.

♪ music playing ♪