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01x02 - Sifu-It Takes a Life

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Secret Level". Aired: December 10, 2024 – present.*
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Series consists of fifteen animated, standalone short stories based on the following video games and franchises.

01x02 - Sifu-It Takes a Life

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[pulsing music playing]

♪ ♪

[Chinese music playing]

♪ ♪

[sharp inhale]

Mmm. How are these so good?

- What do you put in them?
- [laughs]



I have you.

sh*t. You got lucky, that's all.

Lucky? Five days
straight I've been lucky.

And I bet I'll keep being lucky until
whoever you're waiting for finally shows.

- [glass shatters]
- [people screaming]

[suspenseful music playing]

[laughter, indistinct chatter]

Father.

[tense music playing]

[laughs]

[screams]

[woman] I know those boys.

- [chair scrapes]
- Where are you going?

Young man, they'll k*ll you.

You get used to it.

[thunder crashes]

[dance music playing]

- [woman yelps]
- [indistinct chatter]

Huh?

Where is he?

[yells]

[all grunting]

[bone cracks]

[screams]

[gurgling]

[gasping]

[people screaming]

[phone beeps]

He was asking about the boss.

Cut his throat. Felt my knife hit spine.

f*ck's dead as...

[exciting music playing]

[grunts]

[thunder crashes]

[suspenseful music playing]

[yelling]

[all grunting]

[yells]

[shouting]

[mysterious music playing]

♪ ♪

[shouting]

[squeaking]

[intense music playing]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[thunder crashes]

[thunder crashes]

[mysterious music playing]

[inhales, exhales]

What do you want, old man?

Come on then. [clears throat]

If your life means that little

to you.

[wings fluttering]

[calm music playing]

♪ ♪

Four, please.

I've met your grandson, I think.

He looks like you.

A younger, angrier you.

Where is he?

Is he okay?

He's fine.

But he sent you for the dumplings.

He said they were the best in town.

You bet your a*s they are.

[MC] He told me you put



Was it worth it?

[laughs]

[inhales deeply]

You tell me.

♪ ♪

[calm music playing]