02x07 - Blood Bath

[bunniefuu]

Previously on
House of Villains...

Larsa, you are
the Supervillain of the Week.

Who are you going to piss off?

So I'm gonna say Camilla.

Victoria.

Game on, Larsa.

This is really, really hard.

- Teresa.
- What the [bleep]?

You are a snake.

- All together, girls.
- May the best queen win!

- My girls.
- I want Victoria gone.

You don't have to cry.
Why are you crying?

- Because it hurts me.
- Why are you crying?

I'm gonna start crying too.
[mocking crying]

I think she knows
how to play certain people,

and I think
she's very strategic.

The first Villain to erase all


will literally erase her name
from the Hit List.

[exclaims]

If I don't win the challenge
today, I might be going home.

Congratulations, Victoria.

You have removed yourself
from the Hit List.

Thank you.

Basically like valedictorian
up in this house.

Right? Is it valedictorian?

You don't think
these walls talk?

Jealous! Jealous!

- [bleep] you, b*tch!
- Kiss my a*s.

I was talking with New York
when all that happened.

- Oh, so you started this.
- No, I didn't mean to start it.

- [laughs]
- Yo. Lia-bility.

We don't need her anymore.

Whoops.

The third Villain to be
banished from the house...

- Camilla.
- [buzzer blares]

Larsa, you're lucky
that I'm still here.

But watch out.
Okay, back to b*tch.

♪

[exhales]

Oh, gosh. It's a lot.

The house feels different.

Okay-- Oh, I think
this was mine from before.

That was intense.

I know! I believe you guys now.

New York, sorry, b*tch.
I'm back.

I made it. I'm still here.
So I'm glad people that said

they were gonna vote for me,
they did.

Because I didn't wanna
go home this week,

especially with Larsa
putting me up.

Like, Housewife against
Housewife? That's a no-no.

I'd say
this formalizes the union

- between us and the Housewives.
- Yes, it does.

Oh, yeah, you guys are
definitely househusbands.

♪

Yeah, I'm cooking for you guys.

Not for New York.

It's hard to cook for someone
you don't, like, [bleep] with.

No, I'm sorry.
I don't play like that.

That's the same thing she does
to me. She's standing next to me

and she's talking sh-- to me.
I'm like...

- Me?
- Yeah.

Well, her dog peed on
everyone's bags and stuff.

- All the Hermès bags.
- No, he didn't.

You're delusional and annoying.

I'm gonna go eat by myself

because I'm not
trying to argue nonstop.

Excuse me?

I can't hear you when
you talk with your mouth full.

Well, I'm looking at
a piece of sh-- like you,

so that's the only way
I can talk to you.

- Classy, Larsa.
- I'm super classy.

- You're super crazy.
- Nonsense.

I love how you play victim.

- Oh, i feel so--
- I'm not playing a victim!

g*dd*mn!
I don't wanna sit with you.

As if we're asking you
to sit with us.

Teresa actually did
just ask me to sit there.

I was asking her to sit with us.

Oh, well, that's good.

- She's my roommate.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, my gosh. [bleep] Larsa.

I'm literally breathing
and it pisses her off.

I'm also, like,


so that's pathetic.

You don't have to burn people

just because
you're in the house.

- I'm not burning her.
- You could be nice to people.

I've been nothing
but nice to her.

When have I not
been nice to her?

Well, I'm looking at
a piece of sh-- like you,

so that's the only way
I can talk to you.

I love Teresa so much,
but I don't think she's

a good judge of character
when it comes down to Victoria.

I feel like she is nasty,
she's mean.

So I don't understand
what Teresa sees in this girl.

I like her. You know?

I don't know what happened
between you two.

That's okay.
She'll burn you too. Trust me.

- Until she does--
- She will.

Larsa and Victoria
keep going at each other,

and I'm put in the middle.

I just want them to hash out
whatever they need to hash out

and don't get me involved.

This does remind me
of being on Housewives.

This is a game of offense,
Teresa.

It's not a game of defense.

You don't have that opportunity.

- This is not basketball.
- I mean, until she does--

Look, I liked New York.
Now I can't----ing stand her.

I would love to be Supervillain
and hit that button

and make New York go flying.

Where did Kandy go?
Oh, there she is.

I'm right here.
You know, now that I'm here,

I found it real interesting
that the votes tonight were 4-2.

- Nothing against you, Teresa.
- Yeah.

I'm emotional because Camilla
has been my ride or die

from the first day
we walked into this house.

And now that she's gone,
I really feel like I'm alone.

I just hope for y'all's sake
I do not become

Supervillain of the Week,
'cause I have some big ol' plans

- for a few of you b*tches.
- [snickering]

Wes, for my girl, just so you
know, you number one on there.

Camilla, girl,
I got this for us.

If you thought I was gonna
back up out of a----ing w*r

because I'm alone,
a lonely soldier? [chuckles]

Everyone wants to
follow Wes's footsteps,

but I come from the South Bronx.

b*tch, I've had to
fight my entire life,

and this is no different.

- This is the House of Villains.
- [whip crack]

It's not just about we're
all best friends, you know?

Oh, no, trust.
I figured out my way.

Now that the friends I had
are gone--

- Larissa...
- [Larissa screaming]

- ...Rich...
- [Rich shouting]

...Camilla...

And I'm not looking out
for anyone anymore.

'Cause let me tell you
something about me, baby.

I've done competitions
twice before,

and I've been
the runner-up twice.

So if you b*tches thought
that just because y'all in

y'all little clique, in a group,
y'all gonna get somewhere far,

let me tell you,
you are highly mistaken.

So I hope for your sake that
I do not become a Supervillain.

[snoring]

I've noticed that
Kandy has voted

against the house
multiple times.

One looks at it like,

"Oh, my God, she's losing
all of her friends."

The reality of it is
she's ushering her friends

onto the jury,
and they're gonna vote for

the winner of this entire game.

Villains! Tonight,
the power is in your hands.

You will hear from each Villain
and air any final grievances.

And it's genius.

But there is a fellow genius
in the house,

and I'm watching
what she's doing.

Y'all----ing disgust me.

- [laughing]
- You, b*tch,

we got some problems.

♪

[baby voice]
"Sweet dreams, Jessie!"

I need a bear.
I need something to cuddle with.

[snoring]

♪

[blowing nose]

Does that mean
I'm supposed to turn it off?

I feel like you and Teresa
had a two-minute situation.

People say things
they don't mean when--

- Where is she at now?
- In her room.

- You wanna go see her?
- Yeah, let's go see her.

I'm always a peacemaker, and so

I want Teresa and New York
to talk and get over it.

They had a two-minute argument.

You guys should talk,
because both you guys

are hotheads when
pushed or not happy.

No, I did nothing.
She's the hothead, not me.

I'm not the hothead.

You attacked somebody I love.

You know why Luis
really sent those roses?

Because he's guilty, b*tch.

He's been----ing around,
and each one of those roses

represent how many times
he cheated on your a*s

since you've been in here.

Oh, I was saying that
'cause I know it's not true.

If it's not true,

why would you say it out there
for the world to hear that?

I thought it was for fun.

For fun? I mean,
what is wrong with this woman?

Like, this is not someone
I wanna be around

in this house or in real life.

I didn't think that was mean.
I thought it was a kiki.

Luis, Luis, Luis,
- ing on Teresa!

She also thinks
you're a lot tougher.

Sometimes I do get your show
mixed up with Mob Wives.

And I love Goodfellas. That's
one of my favorite movies.

Okay.

If you do decide to make
bouillabaisse tonight,

I just ask that you hold
the poison in my portion.

[laughs] Okay.

- Thanks for hearing me out.
- I'm glad you guys spoke,

'cause it's not that serious.

It was a two-minute
conversation you guys have,

and it was not that serious.

Now, me and Victoria is a whole
other ballgame, by the way.

♪

What are you doing
with five pounds?

I'm putting on some LBs.

Putting on some muscles.

I'm gonna get yoked.

I don't even know
what her doll looked like.

I said I want my doll,
and they said no

'cause somebody's daughter
plays with them.

Dolly!

- [chiming]
- Hey, Villains.

It's almost time for
your next Battle Royale.

I left a special outfit
for each of you on your beds.

- What?
- Go get changed and get ready.

- Whoa!
- A special outfit?

Oh, Lord,
here we----ing go again.

What the hell is this?

It's like a doctor outfit.

This outfit has me shook.

Okay, villains! It's time
for your next bloodbath.

- Bloodbath?
- I mean, challenge.

Head through the secret bookcase
to the Stronghold.

Wait, what? b*tch, we are
getting down and dirty.

But if there is a bloodbath,
it's not gonna be my blood.

It'll be the blood
of my competitors.

Sorry, girls. Mwah.

[cackling]

♪

- Hey!
- Oh, my goodness.

- Welcome.
- What is going on, Joel?

A lot of plastic, guys.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Wow.

The stronghold looks like
Dexter's laboratory.

There is plastic
all over the floors,

all over the walls,
all over everything.

Perhaps I'm gonna
be the one k*lling.

Perhaps I'm gonna be
the one getting k*lled.

Either way, it looks cool.

It is time for your
Battle Royale challenge.

Yeah! The challenge is called
"Blood On Your Hands."

[woman screaming]

A true villain can
take out a whole house

without getting
any blood on their hands.

So that's what's
gonna happen today.

This challenge is played
in head-to-head matchups

in three rounds.

At the beginning of a matchup,

Villain One will pick a Villain

they want to eliminate
from the game.

Villain One
will open this cooler,

and it is filled with two bags.

One is filled with blood,

and the other is
filled with plasma.

Only Villain One will know
which bag is which.

Villain One's goal
is to get Villain Two

to open the blood bag.

Villain One will place one bag
in front of themselves

and one bag in front
of their opponent.

Villain Two now has a choice.

They can either keep
the bag they've been given

or switch with Villain One.

So this is where you use
all your villain skills

to read your opponent.

Have they given you
the blood bag,

or have they kept it
for themselves?

Once villain two
makes their choice,

both villains
rip open their bags.

The villain covered in blood is
eliminated from the challenge.

The villain with no blood on
their hands

not only advances
to the next round,

but also selects villain one
for the next matchup.

The new villain one then
chooses their opponent

and then
the process continues.

The last standing villain with
no blood on their hands

becomes the supervillain.

Winning this challenge has
nothing to do with speed,

agility, strength.

This challenge is all about
reading your opponent's mind.

All right, Larsa,

since you were the last super
villain,

you are villain number one.

Please come stand over here

and I will stand right here.

Okay, Larsa.

Who do you want to k*ll

and/or see drenched
in prop blood?

- Victoria.
- I knew.

I'm going to have
to challenge Victoria.

If Victoria is
Supervillain of the Week,

I am definitely
going on that list.

Larsa, it is time to go to the
cooler and pick your bags.

Joke's on Larsa.

She's so obvious with
all of her choices.

I know exactly what
she's going to do.

She's a----ing liar.

Like, she'll just lie
about anything.

Okay, closing that.

In this challenge, you have to
keep track of the blood

and the plasma.

But once you put them down,
it's out of your hands.

Which bag did you give me?

I gave you the one
that had the plasma.

I'm sure.

I figured if I gave you the one
that had the plasma,

you wouldn't believe me,
so you would spin it.

Larsa, she's a liar.

So basically anything she says,
it's the opposite.

I'll give it a spin.

Pick this one.
I think her game is lies.

And let's just rip it open
and see.

Villains, pick up your bags.

In three...

Two...

One! Rip open your bags.

Oh!

I knew it.

I knew you were lying.

Larsa, you've been m*rder*d.

Victoria moves on.

Larsa is a stupid-a*s b*tch.

So, she deserves the blood

and she deserves
to be out first.

Victoria, what villain
do you choose to go next?

Would you like to go, New York?

Yes, I would. Thank you.

I feel like Victoria picking me
is an advantage

because I have the most options
to choose from

who I want to go up against.

And I feel like this challenge
definitely plays

into the side of me
that has intuition.

New York, who would you like
to try and eliminate?

Kandy.

- Yeah.
- Kandy?

New York picked me and
I'm a little confused

because I thought we were good.

But if the HBIC wants to go
toe-to-toe,

then let's do it, baby.

Oh, my God.

Hm.

Maybe you have the blood.

To think that I would think
that you would have the plasma,

so I would switch it back
and I would have the blood.

This guy's a rocket scientist.

I'm trying to read her,
but let me tell you,

New York is already hard
to read on any other day.

But I'm turning
this rotating tray.

I can just see in her eyes the
fear because she does not want

to be covered in blood.

Hm. I know which is which.

Villains, pick up your bags.

Here we go.

Tear into it.
Get it all over you!

I would watch this show.

♪ She's bat crazy

Holy crap.

HBIC is here, b*tches.

New York, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm a m*rder*r!

Booyah! I was able to beat
the psychic, New York.

Come get your readings from me,
Miss Kandy Muse.

Candy, select the next villain
number one.

- Safaree.
- Step on down there, Safaree.

Who do you want to eliminate?

I feel like I want to pick
somebody who feels like

they know me
and they can trust me.

- Jessie.
- Ugh.

I'm not in the mood for
the mind games today.

I want you to have this one.

I want to have this one.

I tell you, when I look you in
your eye,

I want you to live, not die.

- Woo. I'm locking this in.
- Okay.

I let Jessie win
because he's in my alliance.

And plus, would it be any fun
just pouring plasma on me?

That's boring.

Jessie, who do you choose to be
villain number one?

- Teresa or Wes?
- Teresa.

Wes, you may take your spot
as well.

At this moment,
I think it's this.

Oh, now I'm back to this.

- You're locking this in.
- Yes, sir.

[gasping]

What you're seeing, America,
is all smoke and mirrors.

Teresa and I,
like all good housewives do,

gossiped a little bit.

This is obviously risky,
but no matter who wins,

I've got a path forward.

They're either one of my close
alliance members

or they're someone that
I feel like I can manipulate

with other tools at my disposal.

One of you four will be
the supervillain.

Teresa, since you were the
winner of the last round,

you'll be villain number one.

All right, Teresa, who are you
going to try to eliminate?

I made it to the final four,

and I'm nervous
because my girl, Camilla,

literally was just eliminated
at the last banishment.

b*tch, it is very clear

that if I do not win
this challenge today,

oh, I'm going up on the
Hit List, and baby,

I could be going home next.

I nominate, let's see.

- Kandy.
- Kandy, come on down.

This is every g*y man's dream.

I'm up here with Teresa,
the table flipper,

and we're about
to go head-to-head and find out

who has blood
and who has plasma.

I feel like you would want me
to give this back to you.

Then, why don't you
open it and see?

Okay, here we go.
Pick up your bags.

Tear into it.

Oh!

I'm going to the finals, b*tch.

Kandy, who do you choose to be
villain number one?

You got one of two choices.

- Jessie.
- Jessie has been chosen.

I'm picking Jesse right now
because if he wins,

he will move on
to the finals with me,

meaning either way, I'll be
safe off of the Hit List.

- Dear God.
- What the--

All right, Jessie, I know
you're not very coordinated

or athletic, so be careful.

Go ahead.

N...

- No.
- Jessie has placed the bags.

All right, Victoria,
what do you think?

So, I think I have the plasma,

but then I don't know.

He could want me
to play some mind games.

I don't-- That's
a great question. I don't know.

So maybe, he gave me the blood.

This is the plasma.
I want to lock it in.

Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go. Oh!

Oh, he's spasming.

Yes.

I'm in the final round
with Kandy

and I have to win so that
I can put Larsa up on that list.

All right, Victoria,
come choose your bag.

If Victoria wins Supervillain,

I'm almost guaranteed
to be safe.

On the other hand, if Kandi
wins Supervillain,

I'm in a lot more trouble
because she wants me out.

The stakes could
never be higher.

Well, now look.

This is so----ing
nerve -wracking, y'all.

I'm literally sweating.
My palms are sweating.

I decided to put the plasma in
front of me

because I believe Kandy thinks

I'll put the blood
in front of me to trick her.

I feel like you'd be the one to
give me the plasma

so that I can
switch it back to you

and then,
I would have the blood.

You would want me to switch it.

Okay, let's lock it in.

You're locking that bag in.

All right,
pick up your bags, guys.

Here we go.

On the count of three, one.

Let's go.

Two.

Three. Rip it open.

Oh!

Kandy is supervillain,
everybody!

Oh, baby! I just won
Supervillain of the Week.

Ooh, Plasma has never tasted
so good.

Congratulations, Kandy.

You are the Supervillain.

Now, Kandy, you've got to tell
us

which villains you're going
to take on your reward.

I'm going to bring...

Jessie and
I want to bring New York.

- What?
- I choose Jessie and New York

to come on the reward because

Jessie's the only person
right now who I trust.

And I chose New York because
she's a----ing wild card.

She would be full of information
that I need to know.

- Bye, guys.
- I'll see you at the precinct.

Don't worry,
I'll clean all this up.

Holy sh--

Okay, I think it's done.

Hold on, hold on.

What you need help with?

The supervillain can't be
heating up their own--

You want me
to do it for you? Okay.

- Go over there.
- What do you need to drink?

- Nothing, I have it over there.
- You know what?

I'm going to put you
at the head of the table.

I don't want Kandy
to put me up, so right now,

if Kandy needs a butler, Kandy,
I am your butler at service.

- Have a seat.
- Safaree, get away from me.

Have a seat, Kandy. Okay.

[Boccherini's "String Quartet
in E Major" playing]

You know what?
You need some paper towel.

You are not gon-- I don't
need anything. Oh, my god.

Hey, you're going
to need this too, okay?

Okay, thank you.

As a matter of fact,
hold on a second.

You're on crack, girl.

Safaree should absolutely
be nervous,

but I don't think
Safaree's the top dog.

I think Safaree's the face
of the snake.

[snake hissing]

I think Wes is behind him,

telling him
what he needs to do.

So sorry, Wes.

Ya gots to go.

[cackling]

[intriguing music]

Lights off!

♪

- Hi!
- Hi!

How are we feeling
this morning?

I couldn't sleep last night.

The suspense is k*lling us.

- I slept like a baby.
- [chuckling]

Right now, the number one
target on my hit list is Wes.

So I need to go around the
house and talk to everyone

to make sure who has my back
and who doesn't.

Who do you want to go?

Let's just say I were to put

Wes up on the hit list.

Y'all will vote for Wes--

- To stay or to go?
- To go.

As much as I love Wes,

that's where the game
is at right now.

So, absolutely, like,
I'm ready.

If you do something like that,

like, and you pull it off,

you're gonna win the show.

Even though I'm working
with the guys,

The window of opportunity
to do anything about Wes

is getting smaller and smaller.

So, Kandy is playing
a very dangerous game,

and I'm here for it.

Where's Wes?
Is he still sleeping?

I-- I assume so.

Of course.

I see Kandy, Jessie,
and Victoria,

talking about who knows what.

Kandy, the person that
I trust the least in the house,

and that is seeking revenge
about what I've done

to all of her friends,

has now got
all of the power.

He should go sleep
at the Four Seasons

when we send him home.

[chuckling] Hey.

I have got to leverage myself

out of Kandy's sights,

so I have prepared a little
something of my own.

I had this idea to create,

before I got here,
some sort of fake advantage.

Congratulations, villain.

You have discovered
a hidden immunity pass.

This advantage
will grant one person

that is up for eviction safety.

It is transferable
to another player.

This ginger has an ace
up his sleeve.

The question is,
will Kandy fall for this?

Hey, Wes.

I come here
bearing information.

Oh, we love information.

Right.

And if I had the ability
to prevent that,

you would keep me
off the hit list,

and that
would be a good show of faith.

Yeah.

♪

Where the [bleep]
did he find this?

Because I'm like, whoa.

I have been searching
for an immunity letter

since Victoria----ing
pulled out her knock blocker.

I have a little knock blocker,

so I am gonna save Wes.

All I need from you is for you

to not make me
have to waste this.

I just want Kandy
to see the envelope,

but not read the rules,
the fake rules,

but the rules, nonetheless,
that are written on the card,

about what this fake
advantage-passing does,

Because it's scarier

when she doesn't know
exactly what it is.

You know me, I don't want to be

- the supervillain right now.
- Right.

I also don't want
to create an enemy with you,

which is exactly
what that would do.

Look, y'all, it's no tea.

Wes was number one
on my----ing list,

but what is the point
of putting him up there

if he has this advantage

that he can take my powers away?

So, I need to rethink,

reassess what it is
that I'm going to do.

- Okay.
- Get 'em out, go.

If you play Monopoly with me,

don't let me be the banker.

Because I'll take the money,

and I'll stuff
my pockets with it.

I will do everything in my power

to win the games that I play,
including this one.

Did I gag you?

[water running]

But we're good,
that's smart, right?

I would like to acknowledge

that I'm obviously
a little worried.

I've implemented
a very risky strategy,

but this is definitely
the most villainous thing

that has been done
on this show thus far.

There's no doubt about it,

and I am having
a lot of fun doing it.

[cackling]

I bring a lot to the table.

I'm funny, I'm cute,
I can cook.

That's for a relationship,
not this game.

Kandy, today you
and your two accomplices

will have a chance to work out
any pent-up aggression.

Grab your villains
and hit the road.

Bye, Kandy.
You would have had more fun

if you would have took me.

Bye, Safaree.

All right.

Break Room LA.

Oh, we're going to break
some sh-- today.

- Hi!
- Welcome to Break Room!

Gear you guys up,
and then get some rage out.

It's a rage room.

Things need to be broken.

Rawr.

- Oh! Oh, my goodness.
- Yes.

There's the TV.

Oh my God, y'all.
We are in the smash room,

and I'm so excited,
because baby,

I can't punch a wall
in the house.

Let's just start
to----ing up right now.

["In the Hall of the Mountain
King" by Edvard Grieg playing]

I did this study thing
when I was in Scotland.

I have short-term
memory deficit syndrome.

So you could tell me a story,

and I forget it,
like, 10 minutes later.

- Do you have that?
- Is that a thing?

I remember a lot of things.

I don't.

Even when I put the bags down
for you, Victoria,

I literally didn't remember
which was which.

Interesting.

Well, I hope you get well soon.

Thank you.

Larsa's real medical diagnose

is that she's a bullsh--er,

so she has more issues
than just the memory, okay?

But if she wants to start there,
we can start there.

I'm going to sit over here
and read.

Okay, babe.

- What'd she say?
- I have no ...

I don't listen to anything
she says, my apologies.

You're so funny.

♪

[eerie music]

Thank you for bringing us here.

This is my favorite part,
other than breaking some stuff.

Yeah, right?

Jessie, where
are you from particularly?

Iowa.

Oh, Iowa's a state
or a country?

It's a state.

Do you know where it is
on the map?

- Yes, it's the potato part.
- That's Idaho.

I think that's where they grow
oranges.

In Iowa?

Iowa, that state
that's like this,

and then it goes like this
out on the map,

and like half of it goes down

to like three other states.

I mean, the panhandle
of maybe Florida,

like, borders a couple states.

Florida borders Iowa?

No, but it borders
kind of the states

that you're talking about.

Iowa's... think of Canada.

- Oh.
- That's where you're from.

[Jessie chuckling]

Well.

Kandy, oh my gosh.

You have such a big job
to do tonight.

Huge decision.

Look, I'm going to be
full transparent

with Jessie and New York,
and let them know

what I'm thinking,
because honestly,

I'm still in a toss-up,
because I fully can't do

what I want to do

after seeing Wes'
top secret letter.

It'll be great to see Victoria
and Larsa go at it.

They're going to be
the two going at it

if you do that arrangement.

If I got rid of Victoria,

that would get rid of
Wes' little lapdog.

Wait, Vicky and Wes
is like this?

Well, I got put up in Wes' spot.

Victoria, who will be taking
Wes' place?

Jessie, I am going
to put you up.

What?

That's what I'm saying.
I'm like,

Wes is like this,
playing the puppet master.

Yeah, Wes is playing
a really big game.

You got to do surgery tonight.

You got to cut the poison out.

Uh-huh, but the spirits of the
house are protecting that man.

I would love to put up
those strongest people

on the hit list tonight.

I know, Kandy.

But I saw something today,

and I can't elaborate on that
until after Hit List.

It's very strange that Kandy
was completely fine

with putting Wes up
this morning,

but now whatever
has her spooked

has taken that plan
completely off the table.

That's making me nervous.

You can't go home and say,
Kandy knows something,

because it'll
come backfire on everyone.

I'm not saying sh--

Is there a way
for you to confirm

what that person's
telling you?

Well, I--

Come to think about it,

I was so in shock as to
what Wes was showing me,

it didn't even
cross my mind

to ask to read
the full----ing letter.

And if you're going to
threaten me with the letter,

I must see
what that letter fully says.

I really hope
you're telling the truth, Wes,

because if not, Wes is going
straight up on the hit list.

♪

All right.

Our chariot
just dropped us off.

Before I go get ready for this
hit list nomination,

I need to go investigate
that secret letter

Wes showed me this morning.

He did not let me
read the letter,

which could mean he's
just bullsh--ing me

so that I don't put him up
on my hit list.

Well, well, well.

We've been shopping.

You went shopping?

- Yes!
- We got diamonds.

So you guys went
to a Break Room.

Connection.

Now, how did you know that?

Yes, Wes,
we went to a break room.

Okay. So, you know,
I won my reward today.

I was thinking about what
you showed me this morning,

but then I realized I never read
exactly what was on that letter.

- Mm. You want more data.
- Now, I will keep you off that

Hit List but I need to read
exactly what is on that letter.

Okay.

And I'm not taking no
for an answer.

Candy is basically
threatening me

that if she doesn't get to see
and read the advantage

that she will put me
on the Hit List.

And it's not that I'm scared
to put it in her hand.

It is well-designed.

It's that I lied
about what it says.

Right.

The letter says that
I have a lot of power

and that essentially I am safe.

But I kind of tried
to make it sound like

I had the power to dethrone her
as the supervillain.

Why do you seem so scared?

I don't have the ability
to become the supervillain.

Okay.

I have the power
to protect myself.

Got it.

Boom, and there it is.

Of course Wes was----ing lying.

He cannot be trusted.

Don't ever lie to Candy.

I'm always going to find out
the truth.

You know, I get it.
Anyone would throw in

a white line to protect
themselves off the Hit List.

Okay, because it is
a little bit of a lie.

But yeah, I'll show you right
now if you need to.

- Yeah.
- Come on.

Listen, this is not a great
position to be in.

It's a little precarious.
I need her to read this,

make her feel like she's
got enough time with it.

But at the end of the day,
I can't have her analyze it

too well because if she sat
around with this thing in bed

for an hour, she would start
to ask some really important

follow-up questions.

I'm preparing dessert.

I need you to--
I'm privately talking.

I'll talk to you later.

- In our little space.
- New York?

It was.

Hey.
Oh, y'all two shaking hands?

Okay. What's going on in here, buckos?

Didn't expect me to walk in?
I caught y'all.

No--
Everyone, talk to him.

- I'm gonna talk to Larsa.
- Okay.

- [indistinct]
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

Going into tonight's Hit List,

I feel like I need
to just convince Candy

to put up Victoria so we can
finally get rid of her.

If Victoria gets put on,
I will be thrilled.

Teresa's over here arguing
about New York.

I'm like, New York said one
thing to you for two minutes.

Yes, it was mean.
Yes, it was personal.

But it was two minutes.
You can get over that.

This girl's been talking sh--
to me since I got here.

I gotta get this girl
out of here.

You see how she's like,
whenever we're put together,

it's like toxic as [bleep].

I'm too established
to be on this ghetto

fighting a little girl
type thing.

You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't move like that.

I know what you're saying.

Heard. You heard.

I get it, Larsa.
You don't [bleep] with Victoria

and that is not my problem.

If I'm gonna put Victoria up
on the Hit List,

it is because it'll benefit me,

not benefit you.

- Okay, villains--
- Oh my God.

It's time to get ready
for your Hit List nominations.

If it's anything like last time,
I cannot wait.

Oh, and no one is finding
my voice familiar.

Do I sound familiar?

No.

The boots make it look
more lingerie.

I am praying that Candy
nominates Larsa on Hit List,

but let's see
what Candy decides to do.

I'm ready for it.

- Candy, I love this look.
- Thank you.

- It's giving Super Villain.
- Yeah. Yeah, it is.

What are you wearing
under there?

- Lingerie.
- Oh.

- It's giving "Don't put me up."
- Please.

Wait, do you want my crown
for tonight or no?

I just want you to remember,

I did not use the little
c*ck on you.

Do with that as you will.

You guys makes my decisions so,
so difficult.

Just know we all care
about you, Candy.

Whatever happens, happens,
you know?

I'm not about to sit and beg
and tell someone not to put me

up, but Candy, you put me up,

you're gonna have to sleep
with one eye open.

It's time to head through

the secret bookcase.

- All right.
- Tick tock, people.

Going into the Hit List
nominations,

I am half scared
and half excited.

Like this is a big deal
and the strategy that I have

implemented is
incredibly risky.

If I can pull this off,
it's gonna solidify me as

the greatest House of Villains
player of all time.

There they are.

Hello villains, and welcome
to your Hit List nominations.

Candy Muse, you are the Super
Villain of the week.

Please look fabulous
while taking your chair.

All right, Candy.

- You all scared?
- Yeah.

Well, you shouldn't be.
Tonight I can put

the big dog Wes
on the Hit List

or I can put down
his little minions.

It is a very
big decision to make,

but one way or another,
Wes has to go down.

Candy, the power is
now in your hands.

You get to choose three villains

in danger of being banished.

I feel----ing villainous.

This power gives you some
- ing, huh?

- Huh?
- I wouldn't know, Candy.

Well, to those that do.

Candy, who are you gonna
piss off first and why?

The b*tches I had my loyalty
to, they're gone.

So tonight, the first man

that I think deserves
a Hit List spot...

Safaree.

Payback for putting me on your
Hit List that very first week.

Who was the last villain you're
gonna put on the Hit List?

- Candy.
- I hope that I get eliminated,

b*tch, because if I don't,
you are the next b*tch

out of the house.
Now clock that T.

Take your time.

Honestly, I really love being
on the Hit List.

I love being on stages
and I love the lighting,

but Candy, revenge is
a dish best cold served.

When I come back in the house,
your a*s is grass.

Please, I haven't been touched
in weeks.

I like to be here so I could
see what's the next loser

who's about to go home.

Safaree, the only loser here
is you.

Actually,
in many ways, I think

all of us in this ridiculous
room are losers.

Okay, Candy, whose feelings
do you want to hurt next?

The next person on my Hit List,
when they had the chance

to put me up,
they should have taken it.

Victoria.

You forgot "Queen."

I really feel like I have been
like the punching bag

of this house and I really wanna
make it to the finish line.

It's like so close,
we can see it.

So I'm like not gonna give up
now, but I am like scared

because I have like made it
through so much.

I'm like, okay, like,
is my luck gonna run out?

I should have used
the little c*ck on you

and I gave you a chance
to not screw me over

and you proved exactly
who you are.

Exactly who I am, which is
the villain fighting for 200K.

We'll see you
at the finish line.

There is nothing
more heartbreaking

than c*ck regrets.

Okay, Candy, who is your final
Hit List nomination and why?

You know, today I walked in
here and I said, is the spirit

of Camila gonna come in me
and act reckless tonight

and put Wes up on the Hit List?

And let me tell you, it has.

My heart's going.

But not for you.

It's Larsa.

Okay.

Every single person on that
Hit List is close to Wes.

Wes, your time will come,
my love.

I am safe yet again.

These fools have let me go
through four Hit List

nomination ceremonies without
being on the Hit List.

Larsa, my decision to put you
up on the Hit List is

nothing personal,
it's part of the game.

I feel like out of everyone
here, you're the only one that

hasn't experienced a Hit List.

Well,
me and Vicky did it twice.

Wes never did it,
New York never did it,

only Jessie did it.

But I see where
you're at with it.

- That rhymes.
- And not on purpose.

Look, you guys are gonna starve
to death if I go home

because I'm the only mother
- er that cooks here, so.

Who's talking to you?

It's a group situation,
I can talk.

It's not a group situation.

You had your moment too,
so go home.

He asked me,
he wasn't talking to you.

At least I have a home to go to,
my love.

What the [bleep]
does that mean, Larsa?

I don't know, I don't talk
to people like you.

I definitely don't talk to
people like you,

- Good.
- ...classless 50 year old.

Why are you wearing lingerie?
You can't afford a dress?

I can, can you not
afford clothing?

Because you never dress nice.

Okay, keep wearing
that lingerie.

I really appreciate that your
comments are all superficial.

Yeah, great.
And you're so deep.

Victoria, please don't
let Larsa get to you.

I am an ally and support
a woman's right

to choose to wear
underwear in public.

Thank you.

There you have it.

Victoria, Safaree and Larsa
are on the Hit List.

When we return to this room,
one of those three will be

banished and lose out on their
chance to win $200,000.

Hit list villains, tomorrow is
your redemption challenge.

Now get out of here
and go make the most of it.

Victoria has literally fought

with everyone in the house.

So I don't feel like
I'm in jeopardy to go home,

but I will do almost anything
to win tomorrow.

This is w*r.

Next on House of Villains.

I'm so tired of being attacked
all the time.

What's her f*cking problem?

If I'm up against Larsa,
Wes and Jessie better

give me their f*cking votes.

Are your alliances as strong
as you think they are, Wes?

When you look
at how much power we have,

everyone is irrelevant
to this room.

- Oh my gosh, you guys.
- We're all going for the g*n.

Who's gonna get it first?

This challenge is all
about comedy.

I don't feel so funny today.