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01x66 - Princess and the Popstar | A Lesson in Being Yourself!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales". Aired: December 21, 1993 – present.*
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.

01x66 - Princess and the Popstar | A Lesson in Being Yourself!

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[Applause]

[Music]

you're watching veggie beat television and that was Vanna Banana's newest hit that's not everything only then a banana

could have everything she wants and still want more oh snap are you one of

the special people catchers sold out show live this weekend at the onion Flats Arena I'm rocking Robin and I'll

see you there you won't see me there and then I said no way and she said Aha and

I said uh-uh and she said no way papaya

bunny with your dream car yeah that's because she's filled with candy corn and rainbows paprika parsley can't hear my

show this is our house too yeah forget it the only thing around here that's

really mine is where's my radio [Music]

listen to life form hopefully it's friendly pepper you took my radio again

come up and play with me Princess what's going on Dad he won't come down and give

me my radio pepper just pretended thanks you need to go easy on your

little brother but he's always tough he just wants to play with you and

a banana doesn't have to put up with a grabby little brother or house crammed of people or I'm sure Vanna banana has

plenty of troubles of her own her life's perfect how awesome would it be to hear yourself singing on the radio be adored

by millions of fans wear fancy clothes and be in a cool music video God made

Vanna to be Vanna and he made you to be you he put your life together just like he wants it to be princess well I wish

he put it together more like than a bananas what are you doing to my pogo stick

turning it into a robo Pogo now you'll really be able to get the fruit down from those High branches

there goes nothing [Music]

oh yeah that hops a lot higher loose in the wild as nature intended what are we

planting today apples did you get the milk and eggs okay Dad

what can I do to get away from my annoying brother my own space where I'm

not always feeling smushed and smothered where can I go to find where I belong

oh more difficult than many others if it

were different I'd be free without so many fathers where can I go to find where I belong

I'll play my music sing my songs [Music]

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music video sh**t sweetheart okay why aren't you dressed yet

on Earth is the matter yes little Peas on the Prairie the little

girl she plays with her sisters and there are hugs and skipping through a

meadow [Music] thank you Lord for this food

enough is enough Vanna you've got to pull yourself together and get dressed for the video sh**t

um good morning let's make you beautiful [Music]

the horsey your life is amazing why would you want the one in that little

box they don't have anything you have but they aren't lonely how can you be

lonely at your last birthday parties there were 2 000 fans

I know how to cheer you up selection of foreign teases I'm instead

of cookie bucket need help flossing wild massager

that's not what I want I do music videos instead of playing I rehearse instead of

making friends what kind of a life is that a special Superstar life but we

leave in 20 minutes [Music] what's so great about being special if

it means I'm always alone

and if you want to meet her now is your chance to win what read a 99th car and

sing me one of random songs this weekend's concert

he wouldn't fit in my lunchbox [Music]

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[Music]

singing for the people that's how I roll oh I guess that a regular girl

could get to sing for the whole wide world who turned on the radio that's princess [Music]

the crowd I'm a radio sweetheart a radio sweetheart

oh no [Music] no no

how could you I'm so sorry princess that ticket was important to me it was an

accident I was going to meet Vanna banana [Music]

princess he was only dancing to your song He tripped I just

wanted to win I need to go to the park to sell some pies why don't you come

okay princess invite pepper what can't you

see how bad he feels but invite pepper

pepper you want to come to the park [Music]

Never Alone

[Laughter] [Music]

and face this crowd alone but to me they

only sound like thunder look at me

there are millions

[Music]

of these clothes I should not be

you is there something somewhere a special someplace out there

[Music]

[Music] oh

stay nearby princess I just need to sell a few more pies then it's back home okay

hi want a seesaw you want to play with me sure why not

what about the same size perfect for Seasons so you don't have any kids to play with

either are you kidding I've got way too many kids to play with too many

is thing and it's time to sh**t our music

video we are so on it and honey

and then my brother danced on the phone cord and accidentally hung up

no way it wasn't funny at the time there he is over there

[Music]

sounds like you have such a fun life are you kidding living on a farm kids

everywhere everywhere always out in the sun smelling like horses horses I'm

telling you it's not so great when you're never alone oh never alone

wow that sounds like the exact opposite of my life opposite I'm lonely a lot

because there are never any kids around oh you should come to my house sometime I'd love to really but I never get to

stop working long enough to do anything fun work you're a kid

who exactly are you what would you say if I could get you a

backstage pass to that concert [Music]

oh there's there that's the unmistakable sound of Havana banana fan

[Music] I don't want anybody else to know so do

you want to come hang out with me backstage of course but I don't

hire I can't go dressed like this oh don't worry about that I have tons of

extra clothes

it smells famous we look exactly the same exactly as a

strong word but I wonder

[Music] wow it's like looking into a mirror we are

looking into a mirror Hey kid have you seen Santa banana around here you're

here to take me back I don't want to go back what but you've got the best life in the world I'd do anything to be you

oh yeah well I'd do anything to me wait a second I wish I were you and I

wish I were you and we look exactly

the carrot has landed I repeat the birdie is back in the cage yeah Bernie

whoa what's going on quickly get her to this stage princess

[Music] that was weird come on princess gotta go

well come on [Music]

History of Fashion

and now it's time for an installment in the history of fashion with Archibald the model of the show and Archibald

comes out and shares a lesson in the history of fashion in the olden days the biggest craze with

the folks who live back then of the bourgeoisie an accessory for the women and the men not panto shirt nor blouse

or skirt or anything made from Fred but woven hair from Warsaw bear situated on

the head our astonishing weeks they're enormously big we love our establishing wigs foreign

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and so it said this fashion spread from the lofty to the blue from Prince to Pig

the look was big and continued us to grow hence girls and boys would dress their toys in manufactured mops then

Bush and trees into itsy score wakes up on their tops [Music]

astonishing with us

so you think I'm silly well yes this has been an installment in the

history of fashion with Archibald tune in next time to hear Archibald say so

then after a while wigs went out of fashion and everyone turned to bell bottoms

oh brother

Superstar

you cannot just disappear like that sweetheart I was worried sick

it's time to stop daydreaming and start acting like the Superstar now play

play [Music]

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move my feet to the feet down in my soul

people that's how I roll [Music] is that a regular

for kids to sing for the whole wide world what happened to her voice

[Music]

audience is my best friend

[Music]

hi originally sweetheart [Music]

Breakfast

I don't I don't want to meet the president Mommy I want to ride the horsey

wake up princess good morning

what is that wonderful smell what do you think family breakfast

Emily breakfast [Music]

something smells delicious oh I got it I got it oh morning princess

what have you got a homing device for the robo Pogo watch [Music]

whoops yes I need to teach it to use the door better go get my wall fixing tools

hurry up children we all have our choice to do chores

what's this what do you think it is breakfast pie your favorite it's perfect

hold on we haven't said Grace oh

oh thank you God for this food [Music]

it's just like little Peas on the Prairie [Music] oh

okay I need more bread anybody see my butterfly scarf please no honey

[Music]

Good Morning

good morning what's happening breakfast who are you

gave your voice three different outfits to try on this morning and we've infused your eggs with all the nutrients you'll

need for an energetic day I scraped the bones off your toes dress number two

okay [Music]

you leave the rehearsal in two minutes and debating on you look like you're done here good morning

[Music] what a way to wake up

[Music]

sounds like you are getting sick [Music]

no third pair today Vanda what's the matter nothing's the

matter just a little nervous let's do it again uh okay after the Piano Man fixes

his glasses and by some earplugs I don't need the piano I'll just

though it's acapella Vanna you are not your selfish this morning

what would I be I mean it'd be impossible for

me to trade places with some other girl okay

Vanna if the performance is as bad as your rehearsal this tour will be over

we've both worked too hard to lose everything now I don't want to lose everything Venom you must decide right

here and now to put aside this foolishness and do whatever it takes to be this Superstar you were made to be

whatever it takes are you ready to do that

Fancy Outfit

I'm ready got my fancy outfit on

while I sing my favorite song yeah [Music]

I gotta get lazy

[Music]

[Music]

how hard could this be

[Music] EP

home that I'm here

[Music]

Good Night Princess

good night princess good night pepper pepper what are you doing uh best day

ever I've enjoyed seeing you be so kind to pepper today

and like him he's a great little brother so you don't want a life like than a bananas anymore

I guess not I'm glad you know the Bible says you are so

special to God that if you try to count every time he ever thought about you it

would be like trying to count every single grain of sand in the whole wide

world wow that's a lot it is a lot

God thinks about you all the time princess and do you know what he thinks

what he thinks you're really really great

so do I let's say our prayers

God we are grateful for the life that you have given us

even when it's tough we know that you made us special and you put us right

where you wanted us even when it's tough princess God uses the good times and the tough

times to make us who he wants us to be every life has both

every life has both good night my sweet girl

you grow up so fast but you'll always be my little princess

Good Night Sweetheart

[Music]

good night sweetie oh no she has run away again I'm over

here oh you're sleeping in a dresser drawer

the bed's too big this just feels more like home huh

Vana I appreciate you working so hard today

but I cannot help feeling something about you has changed no no it hasn't I

promise I'll be back to myself in no time I've never heard this song

when did you write it I I don't remember

you've never hidden one of your songs from me before would you mind singing it for me

[Music] I could stand

and face this crowd alone but to me they

only sound like thunder look at me

[Music] there are millions here who cheer but I

don't really know one single other the

world knows my name so why do I you are known

with all of these crowds I should not be alone

[Music] I did not know

didn't know what I thought being a superstar made you feel special

I did not know it made you feel alone it is good that I knows this van

it gives me much to think about good night sweetheart

good night

Radio Sweetheart

oh no not just any alien I'm a kissing alien

oh come kissing me Princess coming

I just don't understand it well there has to be some explanation what's going

on we're in trouble big trouble this is the second morning in a row that the chickens and cows haven't given us

enough it's it's probably the same thing what's singing you always sing to the animals

they love it I don't know why you stopped you stopped that's gotta be it I've got to admit when you sing it does

make the animals very happy you make him feel like giving more milk and eggs it's like a cow lullaby

you're like a Dairy Queen what should I sing

would you always say

[Music] um any requests oh that's not everything

radio stuff March it's radio sweetheart like that makes any sense okay

okay move my feet to the beat down in my soul

[Music] singing for the people that's how I roll

who would guess that a regular girl

sweetheart [Music]

what are you doing I don't think work

I don't understand the animals are treating you like they don't even know you princess

that's because they don't know me what don't be silly princess I'm not

you're not silly I'm not princess what what it's true

I'm sorry I lied but I just wanted to trade places with Princess trade places

with Princess we met at the playground and played on the Seesaw

I saw that seesaw and realized that her life is exactly what I wish I had and my

life is exactly what she wishes she had that's impossible the only person princess wants to be is Anna Banana

kissed me Vanna where is Princess

she's at the arena getting ready for tonight's show everybody in the

[Music] images go bring Princess home [Music]

hurry hold on

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I Cant Be You

that's not the last line of the song I couldn't remember it it was the first

thing I thought of playing with monkeys was the first thing you thought of

who wants free t-shirts I mean

I'm sorry I'm just distracted I know your heart is clearly not in this

anymore no no I'm just the song you sang for me last night it

made things so much clearer perhaps we take some time off give you

as you said a normal life for a while no I want to be famous but your song that

wasn't my song what I I mean it's not what I want anymore it is not no this I

really really want this give me one more chance to show you

[Music] if that is what you really want

see she really said that on stage yeah playing with monkeys that's hilarious

Steve Rusty it's me Vanna you've got to let us in Harney

bananas inside little girl besides if you're there real Vanna you would know

our names I just called you Stephen Rusty right but I'm Rusty and he's Steve

please guys I have to I thought I was Rusty you're not getting in without a

ticket that's okay I have a ticket you do a hot scrumptious chocolate ticket

[Music] now

not a fan of banana not princess I'm princess oh thank goodness I found you you've got

to come home I tried to be you but it was a disaster what I'll explain on the

way come on x is me who let you backstage mom I've missed you so much

what's going on Vanna who is this farm girl I'm your daughter we traded places

a few days ago on the playground Vanna yes Mom

Havana this true I don't know what she's talking about what

what it says you can't be me and I can't be you Steve Rusty did you let this girl

backstage um she had a ticket and delicious ticket don't you see how special you are

princess you grow pies no one does that

always wanted um we're running out of t-shirts over here let's go little missy Batman's

gotta get back on stage is not princess

it's Donna banana no more pies for you oh man

I don't understand my little girl this is all my fault we should have

never traded places wait where's pepper Oh I thought yeah

princess [Applause]

Robo Pogo

why don't you only be my sister did I do wrong

[Music]

my feet to the feet down in my soul singing for the people that's how I roll

[Music] about to let us back inside don't make

me call my Robo Pogo who's that that's my child come on

mom princess what happened it's pepper he stuck up there what is going on here

rusty I'm Steve and there's a boy up there how we've got to rescues that boy

what do we do I I don't know I got it veggie pyramid

[Music]

oh my God I'm so sorry Princess you didn't do

anything wrong but none of this would have happened if I hadn't made you lose that contest

ah you don't want to be my sister anymore Sarah is what's this as a girl said

actually true who are you I'm not fan of banana

I traded my banana because I didn't think princess was good enough

I wanted what Vanna has I wanted to be special

Havana to be better and he made I thought of that and now my

brother's in danger because of what I did I'm so sorry it's not yours there's no other way up

there there has to be another way not unless somebody can jump really high jump really high

[Music] the robot Pogo oh what do you say a robo

Pogo

coming pepper no dad let me let princess it's my fault he's up here I need to go

get him plus good pogoing true

pepper princess oh pepper it's not your fault it's mine loose and swarm princess

you didn't want to be my sister anymore well that's impossible isn't it

it's scary up here then hold on to me and I'll get you back down safe and

sound don't let go I won't little brother

[Music] I don't want to be Vanna anymore really like to be a poppy seed again

oh sweet girl sorry Mom I love you princess poppy seed

[Music] ugh

I am so sorry no I had forgotten what an amazing life

God had already given me it's a girl we both forgot

you are special just for being the wonderful Vanna the daughter who I love Vanna Mrs banana

family look up

[Music]

[Laughter] I think it's even hammering your side

[Music]

I've got my mother and my father sisters and my brother my friends and neighbors

were so happy cause we love each other

[Music]

where I belong [Music]

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[Music]

foreign is