01x21 - The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

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welcome aboard the ship on a pirate - don't do anything nothing nada hey

that's a vest you lazy's today we're doing a little something not again

we did something yesterday huh oh yeah good was order Chinese hey it's hard to

say Moo goo gai pan what I did it again I'm beat here have a one time

Oh over the past few months we've asked our loving and loyal fans to cast their

votes for their favorite chili sauce well the votes are in and now it's a

that's how we have all up in the astonishing contraption

[Music] [Applause] what a lame name who came up with that I

liked it one time Oh what the silliness begin well

classics like everybody got a water [Music]

f*cking-a bolts enough lollygagging your

slackers it's time to shake a leg Buccaneer Larry man the vote sex aye aye

Cap'n pirate Lunt hoist the booster ok

let's go over the rules shall we we'll put your votes into the astonishing contraption of silliness the

astonishing contraption of silliness will count your votes and then the astonishing contraption of silliness

will count down to the silliest silly song of all time meatballs are closed oh

great well the moment has arrived but can you know what the lever we join Larry as it

Barbara

follows the tragic saga of Barbara manatee in the daytime drama dangered

you are the one Barney [Music]

please don't cry Barbara you're a nice man it's he you've been so good to me

but I must go into the world in do noble things for the good of all and you can't

come because you don't speak French I'll

take you to the ball Barbara manatee [Music] don't must Barbara

[Music] you are the one for me [Music]

the one I love

Barbara I'll be your

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hoo-wee ramona me i always knew you could I really hoped you would now can

we go into the world into novel things for the good I can't dance you can't no

I must go please don't

bah [Music]

Oh Larry what are you doing Jeff

watching a little TV Bob well maybe you should read a book

yeah okay this old with a Barbara I've

learned to dance [Music]

we'll be performing the traditional Argentinean ballad the dance of the Cure in its original Spanish Bob the Tomato

translate meaning as the Pinot the

cucumber this motion inaudible been on

ball monkey mean it means the cucumber Louis Vega doesn't vegetables Vida not

so envy therefore it in wishing to dances they think you come dancing

cucumber cucumber let's dance

yeah even as a month look at the tomatoes today's thing isn't it sad no

pretty much can't dance blades on Monday port tomato olicity aporia vada commodity no he wishes he

could dance like the cucumber leaving piece rather than free and smooth better

no puede that's a buddy can't ok music what do you mean I can't dance I can

dance but what about uncle Louie's polka party didn't you see me dancing and uncle Louie's polka party no comprendo

no comprendo I'll show you no comprendo

okay barb okay junior but we better hurry I think the dwarfs have your mother

confused with someone else say bees

[Music] it's good to nice and strong it's good

to know the cucumber lose he and his boys from your strut is like a corny

little birdies escuchen p*nis in a new cucumber

[Music] cucumber sing yeah yeah listen to the

tomato this thing isn't it sad and the clinic we can't sing all rhythm at a

port tomato listen here boy gonca hey wait so they could say they need to

say come on strong and sweet like the cucumber puede buddy can't you see

Canada Sorvino can't even whistle all right that's it senior come over here

and let me sing you a song adios amigo this has been silly songs with Maddie

don't you next time to hear Larry sing Bobby's really angry I hope he doesn't

catch me it's so hard to run with the sombrero on my head [Music]

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I must in fact share more than that that

makes him feel so that me [Music]

my chocolate placed upon my lap I feel so good you just cannot I have my sir

now do you think that is

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before and contemplated as he perspired

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tell me anybody now what do you think of that [Music]

Oh golly uh what's your name

they've never given me a name I've been around since show one and I still don't

have a name I don't understand there

Water Buffalo

must be some mistake hey I think perhaps the astonishing contraption of silliness may need some

recalibrating this ought to do it oh

that's a nice one the grandfather of silly songs the one that started the

whole thing let's pause for a moment of respect shall we the water buffalo song

everybody's got a water buffalo Georgie fat but mine is slow Oh where'd

we get them Idol but everybody's got a water buffalo

[Music] Buffalo to the store you can't say

everyone's got a water buffalo and everyone does not have a water buffalo we're going to get nasty letters saying

where's my water buffalo why don't I have a water buffalo are you prepared to deal with that I don't think so the stop

being South City this has been silly songs with a D tune in next time to hear

daddy sing everybody got a baby g*ng crew airlift a man so long ago his

The Veterinarian

memories but fate was not admiring it not inspired like President or state but

people came from far and near with their afflicted pets for a special cure a new

force user wouldn't come from other pets

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he's gonna read a loopy in case you haven't toid there's a couple penicillin

for your sickly arctic boy no sceptic

could explain just powder could won a free bus the wondrous tea set went on in

that little Alpine hunt some would stand in silence while some just fence their

scouts for the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the Alps

good news on the penguin dock hey jump

in your car drive into the city by a jug of milk for your nauseated Jeanie the

practice grew their profits blue until one fateful day when a nurse who did

assist the dark ask for a raise in pay the doctor pondered this a while setback

and scratched his health and said no way Jose [Music]

from Mary and all the elves [Music] that goes on the kitty dock she's

failing great snakes getting named one after you oh yeah that'll wake you

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[Music] now the moral of our story is the point

we hope we've made when you got better

keep your nurse well-paid some would

stand in silence while some dispatch their Scouts for the curious ways of the

yelling veterinarian [Music]

ladies and gentlemen boys and girls you come present in a sequential image

stereophonic multimedia event the song of the subbu

[Music] 50 the song about a boy a song about a

little boy mr. booth a song about a little boy and here's three sevens a

little boy who had a six a boo a sad cebú and amuse evolute and also a hippo

[Music] this is me at the airport this is my

Aunt Ruth this is me at a bullfight this is me fighting a bowl this is me and the

bull this is me and the bull and I think

that's the both cousin he's it's a boo oh this a multimedia event this is a

slide projector sheet and what on earth is a cebú anyway it's kind of like a cow

yes very good this could be interesting

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crying

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[Music] successful in communicating the imminent

danger to the other passengers is the boy injured why is the sad cebú sad if

the canoe wood or aluminum oh look there's me and Bob at SeaWorld oh wow

forgot about that one there's me and that bull again you can't just start a

soul didn't leave it hanging like that you know I've come to expect a lot more

from you this is quite disappointing I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this

[Music] no wait at the water buffalo it appears

Burger Bell

we're experiencing technical difficulties once again buy me some time huh what are

we supposed to do I don't know think of something I can come up with another one of those silly songs you're so famous

for but I didn't prepare anything oh for pete's sake here use this

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barbecue budget cookies

beware of grape with wooden mallet I think that did truth that oughta do it a

nice try but I don't think it'll make the countdown [Music]

he said to her I like it she's Berger and I might like him milkshake as well

she said to him I can't give you either and if that is in this Burger Bell she

said yes it is but we're closed now but we open tomorrow at this

it's and I am extremely hungry but I

guess I can't wait [Music] [Applause]

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cheeseburger everywhere for you

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he stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise it may have told off once or twice when

he spotted a bit more for Danny's bake in the next for half price

how could he resist such not far they really needed

cheeseburger please do not get angry he'll lead and be back get my love

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jeez [Music]

oh my

love your game yeah they're your

right

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you are his cheese bird

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My Lips

[Music] one day while talking with dr. Archibald

Maddy confronts one of his deepest fears if my lips that were left by now pack

the bag and headed south that'd be too bad if my lip fed audio--the I don't

like you I think your growth that'd be too bad I might get mad too bad if my lip

lulululu let them mess in took my tooth that'd be too bad I call my dad oh let

me too bad you call your dad did you say your father fascinating so

what you're saying is if your lips left you that'd be too bad I be so that I might get mad be too bad my this is more

serious than I thought daddy what you see here that looks like a lip what

about this it's a lip and Maddie tell me

about your childhood when I was just 2 years old I left my lips out in the cold

in the turn blue what could I do oh yeah they turned blue what could you

do od turn blue I see on the day I got my tooth I had to

get my great-aunt Ruth she had a beard and it felt weird she had a beard and

eight after I turned eight got my lucky sock in a game my friend I laughed

there until the fire department came they broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got

stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week cuz the both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start

speaking he just spoke polish and I don't know like three words and polishes up now I know for because Oscar taught me the word for lip lista your friends

are left ooh stop how do you spell that I don't know so what you're saying is

that when you were young B turned blue what could I do she had a beauty and it felt weird my friends are

less I'm confused I love my lips have I

told you how I feel about my nose oh

[Music] they're only two silly songs left and

We Dont Do Anything

we're still in it but one song will go home the loser the other will go home as the silliest

silly song ever and the loser is [Music]

maybe we didn't collect all the votes what are you talking about

sure we did no maybe we didn't did you remember to check the closet there's

nothing in there clean maybe there's more votes in the closet oh look wait a

minute what's going on we cannot allow our own negligence to violate the will

of the people hey I smell something

fishy that's your friend somebody has a

confession to make don't they don't they okay okay I rigged

the election that last bag of oats weren't official votes at all they were all phony votes for a song I'm appalled

I'm disgusted you'll disgrace their proud title of pirate and no wait maybe

not I'm sorry it's just that you've got your cheeseburger song and you've got

everything else and well that song is all I had well number two is nothing to

sneeze at yeah that's really good you think so oh yeah it sure beats that

forgive o matic I heard that huh I guess

you're right it is nothing to sneeze at Oh will you guys forgive me okay yeah you look any

of you astonishing contraption of silliness will you forgive me yes oh good

all right already okay let's set the record straight

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we don't do anything well I've never

been the green one been I've never been the denpa red eyes never buried treasure unsafe away or a poor fella never been

the Moscow and I've never been the Tempah said I've never been the Boston in the fall

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause] [Music] with on go anything die never place the

means say and isomer swab the poop deck and I never feared the star bar cuz I never fail at ball and I've never walked

the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot and I've never been to Boston in the fall

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well I ever pluck the rooster and I'm not too good ping-pong and I've never

thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall and I've never hit the chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice and I've

never baked tilapia enough ah what are you talking about what the rooster and

mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate Hey we're supposed to sing about pirate

meetings and who then are just not yet but just nonsense who I even bring it up

am i right what do you think I think you look like after crunch no I don't know -

no not you're making me hungry that's it you're walking the plank

Oh oh yeah [Music]

never lick the spark plug and I've never snipped a stinkbug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball

and I've never bathing yogurt and I don't look good in settings here just

don't get it [Music]

that's the chips and now the silliest

My Hairbrush

silly song of all time [Music]

our curtain opens as laddie having just finished his morning bath the surging

having no success daddy cries out away we've my hairbrush

oh where is my hairbrush oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where oh

where oh where in my era Palgrave enters a seizure

shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry on a towel Potter gains his composure and reports with my

hairbrush back there with my hairbrush back there back there oh we're back

there in my hair but having her destroys

Brooklyn Asian jewelry asparagus enters the scene we shocked and slightly embarrassed to the site of laddie and at

our junior games his composure and comments never occurred to him no hair

this mean what will become a human what will become of his hairbrush no hair for

my hairbrush no hair for my hairbrush no hair told

her to wear it on her

luminara's having heard his wandering was Birds NATO enters the scene shocked

and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry and the tower but a gains his composure and confesses Oh Larry

that old hair brush of yours well you never use it you don't really need it so

well I'm sorry I didn't know but I gave it to the beach coz he's got hair

leaving a deep sense of loss that he stumbles back in the vents babe all

night there but not bad my poor hairbrush not fair not fair no fair not

fair nowhere no dear not fair not fair not fair my little hairbrush having heard his

lament centers the scene himself in a tower Patty and the beach a shot then

slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other but recognizing ladies generosity the beach is thankfully thanks for the

hair right yes food has been done here the beach exits the see smiles but an

emotional attachment for the hairbrush calls out something grabbed my hairbrush

take a oh my hairbrush take care take care don't dare not care take care no

sir no beggar together on my Harris V

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Outro

well that's it the great silly song countdown is complete thanks for voting

everyone you guys are great time you can

do six ever was growing

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