01x52 - Abe & the Amazing Promise

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whoa Bible times it's just out of everything yep we have

a catering tent and a nurse's station

and a film crew

wow what are we waiting okay we're burning daylight here people

chop chops the daylight is not all that is burning it's too hot I am

uh junior I'm the director no complaining guys

trust me when we're done with this we'll have the best show ever I cannot wait

just have some patience patience

he's fine nothing not that kind of patience

yeah like one Bob the Tomato here and right

now I'm in the middle of the desert it is so hot the hair is so much

so much where I'm about to get to the bottom of the Amazing Story of one of my personal Heroes Abraham a man of

incredible patience where's the patience no not that kind of skip this part and hurry up and find

this Ibraham guy members whoa

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hey Jean-Claude move that light over Mr Abraham's nose is shiny could I get

some makeup here [Music] God bless you

and that background it looks a little bit too deserty uh Philippe oh beautiful

okay let's do this and Mr Abraham you

are the father of a great nation what is the secret to your leadership well

frankly Amazon what happened um well get another I brought plenty

actually you're down to one Bob one oh no just have to get through this kind of

quickly then huh hurry hurry hurry all right everyone take three take three

three I said frankly I'm as surprised as you good boy

as I said frankly [Music] so there's a spitting camels good cut

cut very sorry Mr Abraham I'm so embarrassed you are blushing

I'm red that's what I said you are definitely a man of great

No Patience

patience no no no no patience not patience

oh that makes perfect sense cookies waiting Abraham interview Take Five

sorry moving right along all right then back to your story Abe

well to tell you the truth Bob it's all about Hope and trusting that God is

gonna do what he says he's gonna do and even if it takes some time hey waiting

is really hard sure it is but sometimes you gotta wait even when the waiting

Ain't Easy foreign [Music]

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of Our Own and that's what we wanted a child

here's your ball that's Harold Aunt Sarah

I think I'd make a good mommy uh this is lot Abraham's favorite nephew

oh

sure I think maybe even Sarah wanted kids a bit cheaper like kids and plus

you can set pizzas on their backs like a little table so you know extra awesome

[Applause] and then one day God spoke to me

he told me to leave my country my father's home for a land that he would

show me it was very surprising this is very surprising

God said one day my children and my children's children would become a great

nation and he was going to bless me

thank you finally a child of our own I can't wait

Moving Along

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that's fantastic moving right along here yes let's talk about

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practically a Seedling but but I was at peace and ready for the adventure ahead

peace it was a mess packing change of

address forms I have happy you know I preferred to live near

my mother so Sarah are you sunburned I'm red

that's what I said you know I've got an ointment for that so anyway God said to go but where Abe

says he didn't say he didn't say

my insides all crazy [Music] crazy like a smoothie you know what I could go

for right now a smoothie I love those [Music]

then just skip to the part where we learn about patience [Music]

as you were saying so we obeyed God leaving a homeland of

her immediately glot tagged along too we took a lot of sheep lot took a lot of

pizza a lot we finally arrived in Canaan well life

was good but still no children and salmon hit

lot ate all the pizza plus cheese in the crust

so we decided to move again this time to Egypt to weather it out

and though we didn't have our own home and still did not have a child we were

patient it wasn't easy but we waited for God's promise I spent time thinking

about all the things I would do with my baby and I started thinking of names for

him Larry Moe Shimp God had made us a promise and we had

hope when waiting got hard it helped me to think about how wonderful it would be

when we got our promise so that's how patients paid off the end okay let's go

home for our cookies away Junior what about the child they were waiting for the child we wanted a child haven't you

been listening sorry cookies on the brain anyway we were at the part when

The Shepherds Fight

Abe Shepherds and lot Shepherds started fighting fighting yeah you do not want

to wear wool in the desert it makes you grumpy you're very mean

what and I love each other like brothers but our Shepherds well that's another

story [Music]

so I allowed a lot to choose which direction he would go and that land

would belong to him east or west [Music]

I think I'm gonna go east and my dear nephew went his own way

my last bit of family left hey that was a sad day but that's the

time when God spoke to him again and reminded him of his promise [Music]

God told me to look around all around East and West he promised me that all

the land would be mine and that my descendants would outnumber the sand

but I can't count the sand I I think that's the idea honey

it was a wonderful promise and then right when we thought our answer was

about to arrive wall broke out you

you've promises would you [Music] that's what I'm talking about I can't do

this anymore Bob yeah watch he said I'm burning hot out here

little I'm tired of waiting I want to go home I

want my cookies ow Junior come on this is why we're here

for what Bob so I can miss the cookies my mom promised me no Junior you're

eventually gonna get the cookies your mom promised you but what can I do in the meantime well

do you trust that your mom's gonna do what she said she's gonna do

[Music] Bob I'll get my cookies eventually I

shouldn't have gotten so upset but we're still out of cave Oh no I got an extra

if you want it you mean it sure it's the second season of Dancing With the Stars

and you can tape over it ready to roll so Abe I don't know how hard it is to

wait calmly for something you really really want tell us what happened next then I got a new name Abraham which

means follower of many nations has a nice ring to it doesn't it

The Amazing Promise

then God made good on his promise and sure enough Sarah gave boys to a baby

boy the baby God promised 15 years Olia

the boy that would become the father of Israel the nation that would bless the

whole world all the way through King David to Jesus

wait that's the end you're done with the story oh there's a lot more actually but

as far as patience goes it's a good place to stop can we sh**t a few holes you got it son

come on it's a nice story aren't you glad you

waited so there you have it patience it's not always easy to wait but God always comes

through with his promises are you ready for your cookies now Junior what already oh boy cookies here

I come home do you suppose there might be some cookies

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and now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry the part of the show where lady comes out and sings

unable to sneeze visits the sneeze doctor please

can someone help me I need to sneeze boy

[Music] just take a seat he'll be right with you

[Music] please if you have to sneeze if you need

to Don't hold it in just be sure that you cover your mouth

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miles an hour interesting fact the average sneeze travels at a rate of 100

miles an hour in 2003 Dirk Evert of grunhof's Germany clocked in at 150. way

to go Dirk dunga I think perhaps

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The Great Invention

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or sneezing when exposed to Bright Light is a genetic trait found in 25 of the

population including Dirk pain

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which interestingly means good health in German yeah

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this has been silly songs [Music]

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thank you [Music]

I need more cardboard Maurice give me that old shoe box shoebox shouldn't you use the plywood Jacques let's see put on

goggles turn on saw wear safety mask air protection cut carefully turn off the

Saw nope way too much work cardboard it is but Jack what's Maurice I'm following

in the footsteps Boomerang the most beloved Adventure in the world he was born right here in

boobooville you know my yes I know but where's the glue Maurice

your glue Jacques Maurice this stuff needs hours to dry I

don't want to wait

there that'll do look at this point spit gum instead of blue this will be my

greatest invention ever the one that would make Mama Proud

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Pi Day

I can't wait to show it to the guys at Pi today hi today the philanthropic

invention Enthusiast Club inventions for the good of all that's high I love pie Jacques did you forget about

our practice today yes practice we need to get ready for the town's annual

boo-boo bird Festival we signed up as partners in the baguette relay race

remember solved don't worry we're best buddies I didn't forget we're practicing

during lunch right right did you make the sandwiches we're all around the workbench

[Music] there's only one did you forget mine I

ate mine last night to save time and there's no peanut butter just bread yeah

I was in a rush so I skipped that part get the shock really you need to try a

little patience or or everything just leads to disaster disaster [Music]

I don't know what you're talking about I'm talking about taking the time to do things right Jacques like your brilliant

idea for a steam-powered washing machine you were so impatient to show your friends that you didn't fix the leaf

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if you don't mind the diesel flavor shock you know you don't even take time

to be friends anymore [Music] I gotta understand

from Paris Toledo inventions that are Neato become ideas

in which the world believes meanwhile I'm impeded From Success that

would be sweetened if my genius wasn't faster than my me

my keys please oh brother

[Music] you just get the stepping shortcuts

[Music] all that details I don't need to get it right unless it's right right now he

won't ever get it right unless it's right right now do you think maybe we could slow down of course

[Applause] is that underwear we're here attention

follow pie lovers please recite the motto stated clearly at the bottom of the pie chart

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Robot Army

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you first Alphonse I think my line and go back there for this robot army

stacker you can't stack it I can't you can't I can't because that's where I get ready

well I built this one so no one else is there I pride myself

they don't need to get it right unless it's right right now hey what are these

pinwheels do they don't do anything but they look awesome

[Music] we're still working out it's in this one

[Music] man I took all 20 minutes to build that

thing oh my precious telephone oh shuck what are we going to do now oh great

he's been dreaming again [Music]

Scrolls it takes less time and turns out fine to Chuck the plan and get it done

instead [Music]

before our memories

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impressive but where will you'll find a volunteer foolish enough to try it wow

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I think this is high enough [Music]

it's empty there's no man scientist he's a man I thought he was a mister

next are you looking for this

that book [Music] oops

I'm in complete control

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guys

[Music] oh no this is horrible I pour a flying

machine Hey look [Music]

oh good could you fall a little faster we need to get back to the lab laughs

thanks brush yourself up let's get going over that's it I Quit what do you mean he quit quit

rich but I made you that parachute you didn't

make that it was a prize in a cereal box oh yeah frosted cocoa fluffs yummy but

you can't quit you're my friend I can't afford to be friends anymore your impatience is hazardous to my health

this is about the relay race because you don't understand and until you do you

can find a new assistant wait well

you still have my book I dropped it where in there

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sounds like something important is about to happen our lunch is about to be

served it's near La blue

my good citizens of boobooville as you know we are approaching the annual

boo-boo bird Festival but as you also know there has been no

boo-boo seen in this area for years and years and because the boo-boo stay away the

peoples no longer come through Seasons nobody comes anymore it is an empty

Festival so it is this a heavy heart that I must announce that we must can

Susie poo poo bird Festival to the festival in a baguette relay with

Maurice oh yes unless someone an inventor perhaps can find a

The Mad Scientist

way to make zebu reappear in adventure that's me if an inventor can invent such

a device I will Point him the minister of inventions and he will get to wear

this fabulous stunning wearing that baby

the minister of inventions mama would be so proud think of all the things I could do Maurice Greece let's get started

oh yeah

I need my book here

[Music] speak oh I have my little boogie how are

you [Music]

there you are huh

[Music] hello

anybody Here who's not creepy and owns a stepladder

[Music] I'll take that as a no going so soon

[Music] you're the mad scientist

[Music] hey I get a little grumpy but I'm

generally aimable

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all right not bad for a mad scientist eh I thought you were a myth I'm a mister actually

so are you an inventor I used to be that good I lived in

look beverage sure [Music]

[Applause] 50. we all have the capacity for Great Inventions oh yeah I'm an inventor too

really what have you invented that's the stuff and really fast too except it well

they sometimes don't end up working the way I plan really yeah my flying machine

crashed with my best friend in it he didn't like that so much and you came up here looking for answers yeah my book

so why do we boo-booville anyway one word Leon Moran neon meringue wait that's two

One Word

words Leon became rich and famous when he invented that flying machine oh yeah he was the best well he wasn't so great

no amounts of patience in that man he nearly ruined me I vowed to make the discovery that it

always eluded and after all these years

finally

what is it that's it what the sunflower seed yes

it's not a discovery it's a snack take this home plant it you'll see see

what what does this have to do with anything I thought we were talking about inventing a lot of people put great stock in the underarms book but the

Bible a much greater book if you ask me holds the answer you see

enthusia no good haste makes mistakes

haste makes mistakes impatience can lead to disaster that sounds familiar

it takes time to get it right so be patient day and night

and eventually you'll see no no no no something something

[Music] if you brought that scene care for it

and bring it back to me when it's full grown you'll get what you desire most becoming the minister of inventions it's

a fabulous app deal let's take on it [Music]

this is the best shortcut in the whole world if that's the way you want to look at it see you later minister of

inventions here I come don't forget your book [Music]

for a week yeah [Music]

[Music] my Gizmo devices are pleasant surprises

when they all sing humping pearly what am I doing I don't have time for

this I've got a seed to grow and the words

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Get Up and Grow

got no Get Up and Grow huh

I can't help but see now the problem is me now

so much for the humming purr no this is taking forever hello and

bonjour prayer Zach look what we're working on really guys not now you see I

was thinking oh we need to get a boo-boo bird is a giant trap yeah you know a cage or something I ain't gonna get him

in there oh this is where Alphonse comes in by building a giant girl boo-boo

gotta be 50 feet tall how long is it gonna take you to build that oh I don't

know one maybe two hours it's a big job so what are you working on oh it's a

secret yeah Secret uh-huh we get the message you don't want

this around I see it's okay we have better things to do [Music]

I guess I guess you're wrong don't have any friends I've got zilch

nada nothing but a bucket of dirt [Music]

looks like it's back to the drawing board thank you

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so you're becoming a farmer now what I asked if you were becoming a farmer you

know that takes a lot of patience

hey look there it's working it's working it's working it's working

are you still mad at me I just came by to pick up my hammer

oh here it is well keep up the good work

I gotta go yeah foreign [Music]

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Be Patient

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be patient and do things right

but I forgot this song so I rush along through my days and plans more hastily

and I soon lose track of the friends I lack and I lose what means the most to

me so if I just slow down if I look around I would see there's more

important things than what I create and I'd learn to wait and enjoy the joys

that life will bring I am willing to wait my work will be

great with patience I'll do things right I am willing to wait my work will be

great with patience I'll do things right

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la la la [Applause] la I am willing to wait my work will be

great with patience I'll do things right

the time has come the unveiling of the inventions to bring back the boobs

[Music] but how does it work simple really well

once the boo-boo lands inside it's not shut trapping him forever for our

enjoyment but how do you get zebu inside that's my purple mayor is where I come

in you'll see I thought to myself what better way to attract a boo-boo than

with a blue face lunch [Music]

any moment now perfect Maurice will be so proud that I

The Perfect Moment

stuck with it maybe we can still do the baguette really I'll show this to him first before I take it to the Mad

Science I mean the scientist [Music]

this is never gonna work that's that's in a box of rubber bands wasted

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I have no alternative now [Music]

maybe his invention will work Maurice I did it well you did what you

know how he said I didn't have patience he couldn't finish things right right well I did

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[Music] I get it all right everyone I think I

have a plan but I'm gonna need your help a little bit of patience and a whole lot

of C foreign

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this would be the perfect moment for a high five yep

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did it Chuck no we didn't Maurice all of us well done

congratulations little boy it's beyond the Marine what what you're Leon morang

yes I was I used to be that impatient holding better until I learned what is

truly important well but you said Leon meringue almost ruined you yesterday

[Music] oh clever and now I'm so happy to see you've truly learned one of the most

important lessons for becoming a great inventor patience thank you Mr meringue

thank you mind if I take it for a speed it would be my honor

ready for the race buddy

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