01x49 - The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's

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team you're next how's the floss

it's almost ripe great

hey have you seen my dad I want to show you now Dottie I gotta get old Bessie ready to bring in the floss we're gonna

have a bumper crap if we can bring it in on time and don't forget to check on

that road dad oh Darby what is it look

at this Dad the land of Haas yeah it's an amusement park happy Bernard when Tony visited his

cousins last week Bobby said that they had to roller coaster

he jumped around and you knock your heads together until you pass out wow that sounds like quite a place but it's

very far away I'm afraid we just don't have the money this year too we got it all figured out Dad we got the piggy

bank right who said the money you're putting and it is for me now son that's for your college for your future I don't

want you throwing it away on it's not

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it's ready the floss is ready we can pick it now I think fire up old Bessie

the floss is ready all right [Music]

can can you fix it they don't even make pots for her anymore what about the

floss we'll have to bring it in by hand but that'll take too long 12 hour days every hand we got what

the land of hearts Darby son

I'm sorry maybe next year sorry Darby but we're Farmers the crops

have to come first it's not [Music]

it's been a long day go home to your families we've got a lot of work to do tomorrow [Music]

pick the floss man I never get to do anything I want to

do

I know what you're thinking you're wishing you could be somewhere else Somewhere Over the Rainbow

I was just like you once I wanted to go over the rainbow how would I go over a

rainbow it's water droplets refracting sunlight oh well I just meant no the

place I want to go is Beyond The Barn come again beyond the

barn across Kansas and all the way to the land of Haws

right well remember how much your dad loves you Darby you really are a lucky

kid how can I be lucky if I'm missing out on

all the fun life should be a party but the hot dogs

falling from my bun

somewhere beyond the barn far from this lousy Farm I'll find my

happiness I'll do what I like best

somewhere beyond the barn

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hmm [Music]

is it oh

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hi Bobby hey Dobby I told you your dad wouldn't let you go he will too let me

go just not this year because of the floss of course not he don't want you to

have fun that's not true he loves me very much listen kid love has its limit

do what you want to do do something you don't like then see how far his love goes it's now and never pipsqueak get

wise get some money and go have some fun [Laughter]

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far from this lousy Farm I'll find my happiness

I'll do what I like best with no one as

my boss no smell of dental floss out from my father's nest I'll do what I

like best I'll go somewhere beyond the

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we should have done this a long time ago tutu now we'll do what we want to do

what is it boy what are you supposed to do if you're

caught outside by tornado get out of that ditch and help me

remember what do you do

hi come on [Applause]

[Music] we'll be safe from here too we're inside

thank you is it over

hey look a telephone pole going down no why would the telephone pole be going

down unless we we're going wow

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[Applause] oh

Munchkin Land

turtle I have a feeling we're not in Kansas

anymore oh my what do you suppose that is

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hello you have freed us um I what you blocked dementia with your

little Aunt from the sky I I don't understand I I only see where I hear she

would explain look it is C what yeah hi Mom she even explain

everything is there a beautiful fairy inside that big round ball no a

beautiful fairy is that big round ball oops I am Splendid the street button on

fattening fairy these cute little creatures are the munchies and you are in munchie land munchie land yeah

no thank you the banshi think you fell from heaven in your shiny heart but I

know this Clues it is a Starship that brought you across the Galaxy to save these sweet ones from the evil munchy

muncher that's a star what the munchie who but no you and your stuff Starship

had destroyed it and you are their hero ma'am it's not a Starship it's an old

trailer yes come out little munchies and meet the brave sailor who sailed across the stars

in his rocket ship trailer it's just a plain old trailer

oh my friends

thank you sir for saving our good friends who would have met the most

unpleasant most unpleasant and have you not happened by in your trailer from the

sky a song about your exploit will depend that means written what is your

name Darby Darby can you think of anything that rhymes with Darby Furby I

got any other names uh nope just Darby we'll make the most of it

his name is Barbie and he's our hero

I like my baby but I know weirdo

[Music] Robert De Niro his name is Darby and

he's our hero his name is

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everybody [Music]

[Music] who destroyed my munchie muncher

ah who was it morning

oh it was you was it do I know you you're gonna pay for this and your

little dog too [Laughter]

I end up with the smoke [Music]

oh you have nothing to worry about if he shows up again you can just drop your

Starship on him right in the meantime are you hungry read that Chris Paul

Jesus thanks but I'm not very hungry you see I'm trying to get here

do you know how to get there oh yes is it yellows yellow

let's see if he's home yellow yellow

it's yellow MC toad he's very old but he will lead you to the land of hearts

so all I have to do is

guys are kind of freaking me out look there he goes

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New Zealand yellow [Music]

[Music] hello everybody

The Scarecrow

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hey you huh who said that got any comic books who is it Game Boy iPod blender

magnetic chest pocket Scrabble talking candy corn no wait the Scarecrow yeah

it's me the Scarecrow any magazines other than Farm digest or bird fancy

what seems to be the problem the problem as you can see is that I am stuck on a

pole with nothing to do well you are a scarecrow I'm a bag on a stick I keep

waiting for a train to come by and grab me with a hook so are you a little bored

bored out of my brains I left home to have some fun and somehow I got a little

hung up I'd rather be anywhere but here oh well I gotta keep going we're

following a toad and I don't know how to get him to stop hey toad it's a long

story we're going to the land of Haas the land of has the funnest place on

Earth I've always wanted to go there if I got that right they spin you around then you'll stick to the wall and then

the bottom drops out I love that you could come with us

yeah but that place isn't cheap and we scarecrows don't carry a lot of cash I

could pay for you I've got plenty of money you are my new best friend can you help

me down sure come still

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scarecrow are you all right I ran into a metal wall you ran into a metal man

uh make that tin watch where you're going I don't think that he was going

anywhere he's rusted Tin Man what

boil spam he wants us to boil some spam I've heard about guys like this

buy your own spam oil can he needs his oil can oh oil can right that makes

sense [Music]

thank you that's much better you were really stuck yeah what's the scoop Rusty

boy oh I'm not a boy anymore paw says I'm a man that's why I left home to seek

adventure and roller coasters doesn't look like it's going so good oh

it was going fine but after a half an hour the walking part got old after an

hour I was born to tears hence the rusting yep well now that you're moving

again I guess you can go back home oh no I'm a sick Adventure have you considered

a career in telemarketing no it's roller coasters I'm looking for we're going

someplace with roller coasters hope you brought some money cause fun

has their price the tin Smith forgot to give me pockets I have enough money to pay for all three

of us you mean it sure I do well what are we waiting for it's time to see the

weather

want some more time

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Silly Songs with Larry

and now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

today Larry and Bob are on a photo Safari hop on the trail of a monkey or

an ape we don't know which hence the song [Music] if it doesn't have a tail it's not a

monkey even if it has a monkey kind of shape if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's

not a monkey it's an ape if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey let's see if we can catch it on

the tape you can very plainly see if it's a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's a name

[Music] cause I don't know it's very simple Bob if it doesn't have

a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's a name don't worry I'm not so sure it's

not a monkey maybe it's an ape if it's a nickel or a salad or a pillow if it doesn't have a

tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail not a monkey are you sure that's what you really mean

to say uh camera has no tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey I think there's something wrong with

your logic Larry well Bob the lady of the zoo said it and who am I to tell her that she's wrong if there's a tail it's

a monkey no tail ape it's easy but Larry a kite has a tail and it's a

monkey a comet has a tail it's a monkey a bubble doesn't then it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a

monkey it's an ape exactly I knew you catch on Larry we might need to talk about this I don't think the lady at the

zoo meant look there it goes in the trees Follow Me It's gotta be a monkey or an ape

I can't believe it's true all this time I've searched for you snap the picture

take the shot we're among the lucky few we finally did it photographer we've

discovered what we're after let me look is it an ape Larry this is a disaster

it's a monkey Larry that's a cow that was exhilarating

let's find more if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey even if it has a monkey kind of

shape if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's a name this has been

silly songs with many tune in next time to hear Bob say Larry you don't have a

tail I don't nope and neither do I wouldn't be so sure about that Bob what

do you mean oh nothing [Music]

Where Are You From

it's okay where are you from Kansas no kidding I have a cousin in Kansas oh hey

me too he looks just like me mine is the straw how about that yeah what are the

odds so what color is this tote again you

mean yellow make toad yeah yellow MC toad what color is he

yellow yellow oh like his name clever

is there anything really dangerous in these Woods a friend of mine was in

these woods and he says he saw a fella from Toledo you mean an Ohio

yep well my uncle says he saw one of those guys who played that little flute in the Army a Pfeiffer uh-huh oh boy not

to make matters worse but I met a fella who knew a guy who says he saw

a mommy horse oh hi and pfeiffers and mayor oh high

ends and Vipers and mares oh my oh lions and Vipers and bears

what no that's lion oh lion lion

[Music] oh stop I'm not trying to scare you I'm

just hungry a hungry lion

oh no I'm not gonna eat you I'm just having fun with you and I kind of being

so bored why are you so bored you're the king of

the forest yeah you know I left home to become king it sounded like fun but in

these modern times the forest is actually run by representative governments I'm a figurehead smiling

wave smile and wave boring plus there's no decent food

around here well these Woods are full of rabbits and squirrels yeah but they

won't let me eat them children's film oh you know what I really love cotton candy

try to find that in the forest aren't we going someplace that has cotton candy

why yes yes we are wanna go to the Land of Paws he's buying

[Music] hey it's the toad what are we waiting

for [Music] your eyes

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the land of Hearts funnest place on Earth now I finally get to do what I want to

do come on I'll raise you across this field of flowers

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hey I don't think these are flowers I think you're right these aren't flowers

at all puppies puppies

I love puppies they are so cute oh we

can't stop now this is the cotton candy the rides oh puppies just a few minutes no time for

puppies we're still close stay on target stay on target

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The Land of Halls

excellent looks like we need to take a little trip to the land of has oh can we

ride the roller coaster no we're not gonna ride the road what about that spinny ride will you stick to the wall I

said no no rides

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welcome travelers to the land of Halls by this place order

me what do you want to do well the lion

he wants cotton candy and the Tin man wants roller coasters and the Scarecrow he wants one of those rides where you

spin and the bottom falls out oh my and what about you sir well I just

I just want to do whatever I want then you've come to the right place

but first that is the topic of financial remuneration remember honey what money

getting what you want how's the price you know oh right

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and now whatever you want wow

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a lot of candy as you ride the ride so Dandy do as much as you can stand even a little bit more you'll go around again

in the blender you will blend and the butt will never end like it did before drop drop never stop stop stop there's

no time to pause don't need more more dad say my d*ck is bad all the fun you've had

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just for me

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thank you that was great but don't you have one of

those bouncy castles where you jump around knock your heads together my boy you've only scratched the surface of the

Whimsical land of Halls through this gate you'll find even more Thrills

Going Home

chills and delicious dessert items great let's do it guys I'll be right there

right after I catch my breath we're not as young as you

hey I'll check it out first

it won't open why won't it open oh I see the problem

you simply need to make another development pardon has its price you got

more money right no I don't have any more that was everything oh

and to be honest my tummy ain't feeling so good my mother had this tea she'd give me on

my stomach was upset I kind of miss her come to think of it

I'm gonna go back home you know I think I had enough spinning to last me a while

I'm going home too the roller coasters were great thanks

Darby but I miss my mom and dad

go home son there's nothing for you here

remember how much your dad loves you Darby love has its limit do what you want to

do do something he don't like then see how far his love goes I'm done with this

lousy Farm now son that's for your future your future

[Music] could never forgive me for what I've done I can't go home

can't you let me try some more rides you said I could do what I want you're out of money kid but you can do anything

you're a wizard look kid I'm not really a wizard there's no magic here I'm just

a businessman trying to make a living but the poster said this is the funnest

place on Earth right now I'm not having very much fun does it look like it's open

um new customers see what kind of food they've got this

place is a joke please don't do this this was supposed to be fun stay away everyone the wizard

he just wants your money oh I see you want to get rid of me well

you'll get rid of me all right I'm gonna go and tell everybody how much this place stinks

I'm gonna make sure everybody knows

nope [Music]

welcome travelers to the land of Halls funnest place on Earth

I Miss My Dad

two two oh Dad I'm so sorry

I miss my daddy what do you want I want you to know to

know what it feels like to be alone but it looks like you're taking care of that yourself

enjoy your new home come on minions

somewhere beyond the barn

far from my father's eyes

it's what I thought was best didn't see how I was blessed

now I'm somewhere beyond the barn

[Music] how could I have been so foolish

even my dad's Farm hands have it better than this

that's it I'll go back to my dad and I'll ask him for a job I don't deserve

to be a son anymore but maybe he'll hire me to work on the farm now how do I get out of here perhaps I

can be of assistance what hey there how's it going how did you find me you

got your dog to think for that so how are we gonna get him out we need

a helicopter 200 yards of Steel cable and a pound and a half a margarine I'll

check my pocket no wait the window has a latch I can't reach it hey I got an idea

unstuck me huh unstuff me I'm for a straw take half the straw out and you

can squeeze me through the bars no really it'll work I don't feel good about this it kind of

tickles okay I think that'll do it now push me

through [Music]

I'll get the latch I feel kind of light-headed

I got it now push on the window

to buy a nose so how do we get down now hey the pile

of straw we can jump onto it there's no pile of straw oh yeah right mind that we jump on you

be my guest [Music] s

I'm an angel [Music]

you're safe Dobby great now we just need to get back up to the window

and in our defense I don't think your dog fully explained the situation to us

can someone give me a hand I'm all over the place foreign

I Want to Go Home

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[Laughter] now you're gonna get it you and all your

friends are gonna wish you were back in that dump

[Laughter] what are you

are you melting no but I'm all wet would you go and do that for I wasn't

gonna hurt you [Music] where have you been we've been looking

all over for you Mom why are your friends dressed up like like evil

minions why was he a closet full of these Munchies you'd better have a good

explanation for this young man [Music]

you can put an eye out well we'll talk about this later come on home Chester and don't forget

we're going to your cousin Bobby's in Kansas

oh you can go sorry

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don't you want to go home Dobby don't even know how

oh I can help all right

[Music] you want to go home don't you more than

anything can you take me there no but I have something that can help you Dobby

two two two two two two they wouldn't be shiny red slippers

would they no silly oh

okay [Music]

now what it's your Starship you should know [Music] um

I have it just say I want to go home click click click ma'am cost me I want

to go home click click click wow

very much [Music]

we've searched everywhere within a hundred miles there's no sign of him anywhere

[Music] Darby I'll just say Dad

um Mr O'Gill farmer or Gil sir Darby I was

wondering if I could have a job if I could work for you Barbie farmer or

gilster I was wondering if you needed anything my son

[Applause] um I could work my son my son

don't just stand there get a cake get ice cream go rent one of those big bouncy castles we're gonna have a party

all right I don't get it it didn't hear run off

and spend all the money my son was lost but now he's found

he was dead to me but now he's alive again join the party

okay dad I'm sorry I know Darby I know

it's okay [Music]

you can always come home to me I can always come home always come home

I love you little mister I love you big mister foreign