01x47 - Noah's Ark

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i can't wait to get home to the old orange grove and start decorating well first i'll need to build our house i'm

thinking of a big rec room or a walk-in closet and a barbecue pit or a flower garden you know what sadie whatever

makes you happy we're team now that we're married yeah oh wait till you see

my plans for the porch i'm gonna go swing and then right next to that swing i'll build another swing why would you

do that because the best things in life come in tubes

like salt goes with pepper and carrots with peas a sock with this meat macaroni

and cheese a cup and a saucer or a pair of shoes the best things in life

come in twos they're coming [Music]

adorable it's cookies [Music]

the best things in life [Music]

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what's going on maybe they're putting in a zoo the animals are all headed in the same direction yeah to the orange grove

to the orange grove oh i hope this isn't one of dad's little projects

oh i don't think it's little at all no no no no no i gotta hand it to noah

when he does something he does it all the way all the way off the deep end that giant

orange slice is right where our new house is supposed to go

hey hey him japheth welcome back guys yeah welcome back guess what we've been

doing the whole time you've been on your honeymoon grab a tool it's hammer time

and this is a it's a boat actually it's an ark no i mean why are you building it

now doc it's so good to see you oh hi you two hey can you tell me what's going

on here not before sadie tells us about the honeymoon come on girl we want to hear all about it and don't spare the

details shem's gonna build me a walk-in closet oh hey guess what i adopted a pig

great he's adorable now why are you building the boat ark yeah dad wanted to talk to you about

that you do understand that this is where my new house is

a lovely name all right do you know where dad is up top on the boat all

right dad says he heard straight from god on this okay i'm gonna just tell dad

that this crazy project has to stop we'll unbuild this monstrosity and everything can get back to normal cool

sound good good great thanks straight from god jim hey sham when you see him

ask him when we're breaking for lunch okay

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no one said it would be easy building this old ark

but anything sure is possible when god gives you the

spark set it right there please got plans for me and you

great big things for us to do when god has plans don't ask him why

if he says bill you say how many cubits high cause god's got plans hey dad

welcome back son how was your honeymoon wait hey dad um explain to me why you're

you're building a giant orange slice boat ah arc right where my new house is

supposed to go isn't it wonderful god told me it would have to be big the mess you're making no the aqua building one

morning i was talking with the lord and he said noah you gotta build an ark a

really big one so here we are daddy you're the best

you walk with god you're honored and re-feared nice here to say build a boat

in the desert don't you think that's weird you should be wearing a hotdog

i've got plans to build a life and spend it with my awesome wife and your big

plans are in my way we'll build your vote but let's do it

another day cause i've got plans put those on the top deck my dear be

gentle of course

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i've got [Music] yeah but your big plans are in my way

i've got plans

now where did i leave that drill wait oh dad wait up

wow you bought the whole hardware store always have the right tool for the right

job son of course it helps to know where it is so then about this monstrosity arc

arc you're building i get that god told you to build it but did he say why sure

he did why do you think i'm in such a rush 600 years old and you still can't slow him down shem look who we brought

you you're finally here hey mom oh mom it's good to be home even if i

barely recognize it how are you handling all this nema i i mean mom i'll admit

when i heard what god told your father i was a little rattled but i trust him and

i trust god now why don't you sit down and eat found it relax everybody this is only a

drill get it oh noah you're such a card walks with god and tells jokes

mom this looks delicious okay who wants to say grace hold on dad please i've got

something i've been trying to ask you and and you've got to listen to me okay all right son what is it why did god ask

you to build this boat because the earth is going to be flooded shim okay it's a what

god has seen that no one cares about doing what's right anymore so he's gonna start over you

really the ark will save us from the flood this is god's plan

dad this is the craziest most unbelievable thing i've ever heard we must trust in god if we do i know that

he will see us through there are things we believe but can't touch with our hands like the

way we know this seed will grow with water and with light

if you choose to have faith you must trust in god's plans

and have confidence that come what may they always turn out right

it's the proof of what we pray for and

the things we hope each day for so we trust just that god will keep

his promise trust we trust because he always does trust

he'll care for us and guide us even when he's sometimes hard for us to see that's

when we must trust it's the proof of what we

pray for and the things we hope each day

so we trust that god will keep his promise trust because he always does

he'll care for us and guide us even when he's sometimes hard for us to see

that's when we must trust

i think i need more than oranges to trust in something this big oh hey it's you guys again aren't you

cute the passengers are starting to arrive i thought we were the passengers we're not the only ones god is saving

whoa whoa you're not gonna take some animals on board too are you oh no not some animals

all the animals god promised he would send two of every living creature anything that crawls or

flies is coming on board open the doors open the skulls get the shovels hold on

everyone we're not quite ready yet give us a second [Music]

now we're ready welcome to the ark animals and friends we thank you all

for coming to this place the weather's dry

and it seems like i might be a bit off faces

we know it may seem odd but we're listening to god we're

grateful for your willingness to try [Applause]

which is why we

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karaoke is

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inspired by the lord thanks for having faith this is

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sons and daughters you make me proud we got the boat we got the animals we're

almost ready for this historic voyage you are now in the lord's army uh navy

the lord's navy and to keep his ship as shipshape as a ship should be we will

all have a job to do now and japheth you're in charge of mammal feeding time

check i'll need to know if anyone is on a diet or gluten-free sadie you're on

housekeeping and deck sweeping as long as it rhymes can i be the lookout in the crow's nest we don't have a crow's nest

ham except for the nest with actual crows and sitting in there is not a job

but you and dot will care for all bugs and reptiles oh creepy i'll be on leaks and repairs nema

will be animal exercise and moist aid gazoo type and shem you're in charge of

the aviary you mean the birds yes all of our feathered friends will be your

feathered friends i have a feeling you'll be very suited for it great my job is literally for the birds

and to answer your next big question we will all help with animal cleanup

you got a name for this ship i'm keeping it simple awk that really does sound catchy iconic i think it should be

called noah's ark that's good all right all right

my life with sadie just started this this isn't what i wanted for us

sometimes our plans need to wait shen the world is about to change i know dad

heard from god but i didn't it could be god tries to speak with you maybe you just haven't

been listening you're more like your father than you think you build you invent you question that's all wonderful

all you need to do is get to know god the way noah does now if you'll excuse

me i have to go give a giraffe a neck massage it's gonna be a long one

okay my little turtle friends i think that's the last of them

maybe two by two doesn't apply to pets that were already in the family shouldn't there be a friend for a little

bacon indeed and there she is now [Music]

oh bacon i'm so happy for you and what's your name little lady

i think i'll call you pork chops that should be everyone let's do a final check hippos by the rhinos sloths by the

koalas and the cats and dogs are finally separated lizard lizard snake snake

gekko gekko [Music] birds with feathers flocking together hamming hamsters ready to go captain all

crew and critters accounted for okay everyone's aboard you know what that means lunch in a long nap no more

singing [Music]

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all right now what

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that was weird good morning sleep well next time try to fall a little quieter

you're gonna wake up the moose i had a dream there were birds all around me maybe because your pillow's made out of

birdseed or maybe you're just going a little stir crazy i can't imagine why oh

maybe it's because you've been cooped up in a boat on our front lawn for seven days and oh has it rained one drop no

yep you woke him up hey keith my socks dry yet it still hasn't rained and who knows if

it's ever going to god knows right no i mean god knows he really does

don't you guys want to be in control of your own destiny make your own plans write your own story hmm

straight from god jim i'm happy with my pig and my popcorn fine pick out what you pig i'm going

outside for some fresh air on dry land

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get back here i'm gonna go start planning our dream house you come get me if it starts to

sham we need to stay on the ark even if it's not raining yet it's not

it's not gonna rain mom

okay it might actually be raining now it's beginning get back in the arc sam

where you'll be safe come on shimmy mess around with this bro yeah

hey i will get on that on when i am good and ready and fully confused jim

get on the boat okay

goodbye garden goodbye pork swings

wow [Music]

hang on everyone it'll be all right this is what god prepared us for

we need [Music]

everything's better with bacon

bro stay on here comes another one

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[Music] that's why we packed the top but there

are so many we'll never get to them in time to quote the old man we will if we have the right tools for the job

talking g*n everybody grab one fill it with tar hustle

leaky

[Music] i don't know how much more this i could

take in that boy you're gonna be all right i promise it's just rain right i mean how

long did it last [Music]

how is this possible don't worry son god promised that it would rain for 40 days

and 40 nights and this is the 40th day so that means the rain should stop today

right so far i don't see any signs of well look at that another promised cat

no more rain no more rain no more rain just when it looked like we were at the

end of our rope that our goose had been cooked and that everyone's giving up hope

the sky turned blue and ride the whole world filled with light and oh the sun

came back again just when we feared our um

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rain has gone away now there's no more rain

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[Applause] won't be long till we get off this boat

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well there's still one good use for these umbrellas i've got to say i'm impressed that you've kept so clean from any

target practice i've even had dreams about birds really maybe they mean something yeah they mean i've been

hanging around birds too long don't dismiss it son sometimes this is how god speaks to us did god tell you about

what's next no just that we should wait keep tending the animals and wait

it's not like i'm ungrateful for all this beautiful sunshine it's much better than the storms of course but we've been

floating out here for months now we may be out here for several more months or even years we just can't live on this

arc for the rest of our lives we're running out of hobbies to pass the time he's right we only have one jigsaw

puzzle and this is the fifth time i've put it together and now i can't even find all the pieces i keep losing more

and more of them god will reveal the rest of his plan in due time god's got

centuries to wait i don't i'm running out of animals who'll let me braid their hair

no one said it would be easy we just have to trust in god

ah i just cannot sit around gotta do something

sim said to meet him here he just said meet me by a pile of randomly stacked crates yeah that was pretty much it you

made it don't scare us like that enter the workshop of genius in there that's a

really small workshop no that's the door this is like the clubhouses we used to build when we were kids

fellas i'm getting us out of here oh yeah behold plan b a flying machine to

take us into the air and away from this seasick life into the air and

where to land we'll have a much easier time finding land from a bird's eye view and there's gonna be room for everyone

that'll be so impressed is this part of god's plan it's improving on it i'm just helping him

along god just called every animal in the world and flooded the earth he doesn't seem to need help i'm a doer

japheth just like dad i use tools and build an event just like him once he

sees good old plan b he's gonna be impressed and amazed we should show him right now no

not yet i want to test it get it ready i want to prove to him that it will work

okay but i'm not good at keeping secrets listen every time you think you might tell him just shove a piece of food in

your mouth got it i don't know shim technically you're redirecting

for later like keeping a surprise birthday party a secret a surprise birthday party huh let's get started

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uh [Music]

what have you been up to all day oh yeah

to be technically exact i have not been involved with any set project that is not slated to be shared in given time

when such time is relevant to the project that's the soup

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it'll be okay mrs hamster your heart will go on [Music]

well at least we know it works right and if the little one flies so will the

big one so what are you gonna do now i think it's time to reveal plan b to

the rest of the family are you sure you want to go through with this huh

[Music] what is it the biggest wave i've ever

seen [Music] what do we do we can ride it i just hope we can get over the crest if we don't

keep the mall low in the water that wave could flip us over [Music]

we need to push everything to the front of the boat anything that weighs a lot let's go

[Music] hurry

up

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easy doesn't everyone follow me up to the front [Music]

finish dying up

where's shem right behind me i'm right here

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hey [Applause]

stop it stop the music enough already this is crazy what's wrong with you

people what's next a tornado meteorites attack of a giant squid whatever it is

shem will survive i don't want to survive sadie i want to live with you with everyone off this boat

don't any of you see this floating zoo is gonna be the end of us but i've invented a way for us to get out of

here what i give you plan b an airship designed by yours

truly no more seasick waves no more endless drifting big enough to fit all of us and when we find land we'll come

back for the animals pretty great right i'm astounded

thanks dad i worked hard on it shem this is a very creative idea

but how can you do this have you heard anything i've said i'm trying something new this plan is not

god's plan anyone who climbs aboard my craft will be safer than on this boat

who's with me it's a simple choice sham don't do this

i'm i'm leaving right now you have to choose guys

yeah sadie you called me won't you

oh come on

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i've never been so amused and so terrified at the same time

we gotta save the ark grab something anything and charge son put that down

before you hurt yourself let me take care of this hey be clips

this is the bible story of the ark noah's hawk and you are not in it

so go home you can come back for job

i uh

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i had plans i always do great big dreams they all fell through

and all those plans that i had made have left me here alone adrift

of race [Music]

[Music] oh not again

[Music] get off

is everyone okay i think we hit something please don't be another squid it seems as though we've run aground a

ground as in v-ground this is fantastic where could we be some

mountain we should name it how about mount where are we at that's catchy you know because it's where we at how about

mount ararat sounds like you're just copying me the waters must be receding but how fast when will we be able to get

off the ark only god can tell us but for now at least our drifting has stopped

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hey dad i think they like you they like you too you've taken good care of them i have i

went to check on the water i think it might be going down think well i can't be sure i can't see the water with all

the fog well i figure the water is going down god will give us a sign when it's safe to get off the boat uh ark whatever

dad i'm wondering if these birds might be a part of god's plan maybe why would you think that i guess it's

that dream i've been having ah so uh what do you want to do send a bird out to find dry land

good idea i like it no no that that was a joke let's give it

a try well i i am the bird guy around here right

let's do it dad [Music]

are you sure this is gonna work yeah it feels weird putting our faith in a bird

no we're putting our faith in god what do you mean well god keeps his promises

he promised the reigns would stop after 40 days and 40 nights and they did he promised to keep us safe and here we are

and he promised to send us a sign when it's time to get off the ark the birds are gonna help us out i'm gonna trust

god on this one we send our hopes out into the air on kind of a little

ruin and a prayer trying to trust wishing you just

give us a sign

[Music] here she comes

guess that didn't work well we'll try again we send our dreams out into the sky

and know if you care that they'll take off and fly we'll be all right but maybe you might

give us a sign i say something [Music]

how do you know it's gonna work because god keeps his promises we've got to remember the rain we'll

stop we've got to remember the storm will end we've got to remember blue

skies are just around the bend

god provides all we need when we step back and let him lead

i hope those turtles enjoy that are you kidding that's the most excitement they get all day so uh any sign of the dove

yet not yet hey thanks for being patient with me dad i've been taught by the best

would you look at that hey hey buddy a little guy has brought

us a present better yet a sign our stories start from this humble boat

we hope that we soar or at least that they float we're praying they do while

watching for you to give [Music]

those us aren't coming back are they maybe they found places to nest i'd say so and that means there's enough land

out there for all of us the birds they were part of god's plan

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thank you for bringing us safely through our journey and thank you for keeping your promise

as you always do amen amen

who wants a smart [Music] look everyone what's that

the lord is making us one more promise what's it mean the rainbow is a sign of god's covenant

with us it's his promise to never allow the whole earth to be flooded again

so what's next dad time for us to start over you kids go forth and multiply i

have no idea what that means i'll explain it to you later

yes

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[Music] knock knock who's there

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