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01x45 - Celery Night Fever

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales". Aired: December 21, 1993 – present.*
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.

01x45 - Celery Night Fever

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[Music]

challenge me together everything is

[Applause] [Music]

gonna dance

[Music]

[Applause]

lose [Music]

now that's music thank you Mr McMurray for bringing in your films see you tonight Grandpa copy

that Curtis our next special guest for grandparents day is Laura's grandfather Lanny Wilson himself lead singer and

wood block player for The Groovy brother so tell us Mr Wilson what was it like

being a disco star um my disco Days Are Over uh who wants

to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat [Music] whoops we got my rabbit but I did

remember my flowers

um thank you maybe you could share with the class what it was like to be in The

Groovy Brothers best band ever I don't really like to talk about the band but

why did you break up you were such a great band oh look a blimp huh

Mr Wilson Mr Wilson let's keep this show moving I gotta walk my Pekingese poodle

in a half an hour class this is Mr Bruce onion Stevie's grandfather hey Grandpa

how you doing grandson it's Grand to be my grandson isn't it you you know it boys and girls Mr onion is a real estate

Tycoon is that like a hurricane no little lady you're thinking of a typhoon

that's a force of nature that wipes out buildings and businesses and Roads and you know what that's pretty much what I

do too oh nice see I buy up old run-down useless property and redevelop it places

like celery Park well I uh I wouldn't exactly call celery Park useless I would

that playground looks like a junkyard had a going out of business sale that's a bit harsh you know what's harsh that

mud pit they call a baseball field Mr onion my name is Laura carrot and I'd like to know what you plan on doing with

the park a great question little girl not really sure yet I'm still spitballing ideas to be honest something

classy like a strip mall or a motel on kids motels are fun lots of free

towns and little soups really grandpa that Park's kind of cool tell you what Stevie you kids put your hands together

and tell me what you think I should do with it actually Mr onion that's a wonderful

idea I want to keep celery Park a park come on little girl this town has plenty

of parks it seemed after our Town's greatest hero General celery

[Music] don't you try and make me cry you make an onion cry you start crying everybody

cries okay class new assignment I want you to work in pairs to create a project

about what you think should be done with the park and at the end of next week we can turn them into Mr onion might be a

little late by then what's that oh boy missed

Miss Lee Laura that's a tall order little lady that part cost me a hundred grand that's a lot of bait sales

[Laughter] well kids can't wait to see you got

I'm sorry I forgot your name uh Laura right you are some go-getter you keep it

up and one day I might be working for you okay class choose your partner and

come up with a plan Billy Junior do you hear that we're gonna work together on this junior junior junior

what what's going on [Music]

I don't sound like that no I'm gonna roll over you and sit on you

see actually you think Mr onion yay my hero I'm gonna spray you with my

anti-gravity spray [Music] that's as far as I've gotten so do you

like it you sure let's see like kit extension cords battery packs I was

thinking that maybe we could use it for our class project no Junior I want to do

something serious do you even know what happens when a guy gets hit with anti-gravity spray it's pretty serious

oh Junior we have a chance to do something important here to save a part of history tomorrow morning we have an

appointment to speak with Mr McMurray Curtis it's Grandpa yep I'm hoping he'll tell us the secret to celery Park

success once Mr onion knows that he'll be sure to keep it apart hey are you

even listening to me yes you were drawing weren't you maybe seriously good

I needed air support [Music] ah okay I think I've got everything

check and now all you have to do is make sure that you have your camera at

the park at precisely 8 AM can you do that 8 am on a Saturday

of course piece of cake Junior this is very important Mr McMurray has a plane

to catch so you cannot be late what when am I ever late [Music]

so maybe I've been late a couple of times I'll be there I promise okay just

promise me you won't stay up all night drawing oh no I'm pretty tired already

I'll probably go to bed early tonight excellent this is gonna be awesome

thanks for being such a great friend Junior see you in the morning

[Music]

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foreign [Music]

pops Junior on my way see you there

[Music]

[Music]

good thing cause it's a busy day

I love what's happened here

[Music]

what's that happy singing sound talk

um [Music]

okay everything is all set now the only thing we need to capture this historic

information and save the park is the camera

[Music]

oh thank goodness what were you worried I told you I was gonna be here see you

have to learn to trust me okay okay I trust you now let's set the camera up over there and we'll get started

foreign

[Music] no I think so no

no Mr McMurray would you be so kind as to

turn off your hearing aid for a moment

pencils are all broken I knew it I knew that somehow you would mess this up I'll get it I'll go home right now and get it

there's no time Mr McMurray can't you stay for a little longer I just have to run home and get the camera

hey there's my ride I'd love two kiddos but they're here to take me to the airport but

but nice meeting you good luck on your video

Lauren maybe we can grab the camera and follow them to the airport it's over

okay he's gone we can always use my flip book

[Music] no longer be friends with Junior oh Lord

please I know you're upset but please don't check that I know I messed up and I'm sorry you always mess up I know I

know but I'll try to do better it's too late for that Laura please don't check that box I'll try harder I promise

we're best friends we were best friends [Music]

pick a card Mr onion bought the park and at the end of the week not that one he's

gonna tear it down and turn it into something else that's it any card at all the park has been around since you were

a little boy what could it be your card rises from

the deck sorry Grandpa my card was a jack of diamonds really yes I'm getting

closer look look at this picture that's your band in celery Park your band

started right up there on that stage wait a minute I think I've got an idea a

really really good idea no Laura don't get any ideas yes The Groovy Brothers a

reunion concert we can raise the money we need to save the park no absolutely never ever don't worry Grandpa all you

have to do is get the fan back together I'll take care of all the rest not listening not listening

love you good to hear you got daisies in my ears I got the Flyers done recharged your

video camera and ordered the disco ball how's it going with the Laura I really

don't think this is such a good idea please it's the only way to save the pot

so I did about getting the band back together again I don't know I haven't seen those guys in years I don't even

know if they want to see me I guess I'm mostly nervous but I did hear Styx is

working at the Benny haha well let's go see him

[Music] lanny's all alone nobody's gonna go see

that Sad Sack on stage by himself I might nobody right sounds silly

[Music]

I wonder where Styx is [Music]

it's time to prepare for a feast of the eyes I give you the break sticks

what I need I need beat upload and strong that woman that beat my melody my energy

makes me move my body makes me move my feet

don't mess

me move my body makes me move my feet

this song

foreign

I'm not sure if I can do this we should go [Music]

you've come back to put the band back together

amen visiting some old friends yeah sorry who

are you just a fan of The Groovy Brothers until they broke up you guys never could get along could you it was a

long time ago what makes you think they're gonna forgive you now after you left them behind I'm I'm sure they've

forgotten about all that have you Grandpa are you coming yeah

wait up so why did the band break out all

relationships have a beat kind of like this whatever the melody does around it the beat remains steady now if you take

away the beat you have nothing except maybe a bandmate

with a bruise would you please look before throwing around metaphors hey man it hurts when you lose the beat I still

haven't had any luck tracking down now well I know where Big Daddy Al is you do

[Music] a groovy brother's reunion

winner the boss hears about this I already know we got two band members sir

and they're going after a third let them try 10 minutes together and they'll be fighting again just like old times

[Laughter]

[Music] Junior would not like it here he doesn't

like classical music

what are you doing here we need to talk to you I'm a little busy

hurry Meister Alistair maestro oh and that just old friend people who

are rudely interrupting our rehearsal go away look ah I go by Alistair now by the

way yeah and I'm not calling you that Alistair we need you we're getting The Groovy Brothers back together yo what

you guys are The Groovy Brothers they look so different that's because we're all getting The Groovy Brothers back

together why in the world would you need me for that maybe hot shot because you

were in the band Maestro Alistar used to be all of The Groovy Brothers no way oh yes big daddy

Al was a groovy Brother Big Daddy Al it was a stage name I was young it's true

he played the keys and he was awesome oh man well I don't know if awesome is

the right word but I was known to rock the Roland with spectacular

the Wild Oats of my youth are all behind me now but maybe you could give us a

demonstration we wish we could play the Disco is good really you'd like to play

Disco absolutely well it's really not all that difficult

you just have to get funky how do we do that yeah uh how do we get

funky well I suppose I could show you just once let's take it from the top

only this time we'll take it funky

[Music]

I'd love to do it but you'll never get Dennis well it doesn't matter because we

don't even know where he is I do you do sure he's sh**ting a video right down the street from here

you see my dear music and relationships are all about the harmonies when friends

are in harmony it's a beautiful thing but do you know what happens when you

lose the harmony sore ears

Ruby Brothers [Music] this is it that's what I heard

girl just won't quit a real go-getter I thought Dennis and Lanny couldn't stand

each other they can't never could but get in there and make sure

good take everybody move on to the next setup Dennis

penny I gotta say you look like you're doing well oh uh yeah I'm doing great I mean

you know me right it's all about staying true to the music it's all about the art okay Denny that was

now the next time I look right into the camera and say it's the rock reverse mortgage the only mortgage that rocks in

Reverse oh yeah got it Dennis my name is Dennis wait a minute this this

commercial you're doing a commercial for a reverse mortgage not just any reverse

mortgage it's the rock reverse mortgage the only mortgage that rocks in Reverse

well I'm sold I'm pre-approved Dennis we're getting

the band back together we're putting on a show to raise money to save the park the park Please Mr Dennis if you don't

play we're gonna lose our Park come on it'll be great just like it used to be like it used to be

[Applause] I wish we could go back

back but maybe we could go back back

[Music] best friends

[Music] we were the best band

we rock the big crowds we made the clap hands

[Music] [Applause] [Music]

show off our coolest moves

[Music]

[Music] how it used to be wait a minute I

remember Lenny what you did at fault you walk out I'll never forget

you went solo that was so low I thought we were friends

I thought we were friends we had the perfect thing I thought it'd

be forever

[Applause] foreign [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Dennis we were best friends yeah

yeah were Grandpa are you okay

come on let's go home

[Music]

here you go wait a minute where's Laura hmm ah

touchy subject got it still want it half it

then it was off yeah we were oh snap snap is Right snap

like a snap Pete snap like a rubber band here's Nanny here's Dennis here's their

friendship [Music] I scream for everybody one more day one

more day and the park is all mine the only songs we're ever gonna hear from

The Groovy Brothers on the radio a radio from 30 years ago

it's payback time and it tastes as good as a popsicle on a

sunny day what are you gonna do to that band doing to this pop I

mean tearing down celery this is what it will be a glorious

parking lots

baby down turn that part into a parking lot [Music]

[Applause] s

[Music] [Applause]

down down

[Music] [Applause]

let's see who gets noticed now

[Music]

[Applause]

I'm gonna tear it [Music]

[Music] awesome you guys should start a band Hit

the Road Jack what you waiting for a silly song Grandpa what happened what happened to

the band Dennis and I were best friends we thought we might have something so we decided to put a band together The

Groovy Brothers started getting big we got popular so quickly and I was so young it was so

much the fans the theme the fortune the headlines you should have seen them they said I was brilliant in the best wood

block player that ever lived I let it all go to my head and at the height of the band's success I walked away

but why did you leave I wanted all the spotlight so I started a solo career I

was the best wood block soloist in the business had three hit singles knock on wood wood Night in Bangkok and I Heard

it Through the Wood block I know the guys didn't want me to go but I didn't care I was very selfish

but after all my success I couldn't shake the fact that I did it by hurting my friends

I tried to go back but they wouldn't have me I think I hurt Dennis the most we were best friends and I let him down

I don't think he'll ever forgive me Grandpa how are you gonna do the show without Dennis I don't know Laura I

don't know [Music]

hours and you sound horrible the symbols aren't supposed to come in until a measure later

Laura can you give me a little more boost on the keyboard it's been 38 years Al it's gonna take a

little time That's The Groovy Brothers yep there's only three yeah number four better show

soon oh boy oh this is not good I'm still not hearing myself working on it

hurry Laura a little busy here Laura I've gotta talk

to you it's really important I thought I made it pretty clear we're done yeah I

know and once again I want to apologize I'm really sorry I stayed up so late drawing when I told you I wouldn't and

I'm really really really sorry I forgot the camera Junior can't you see I'm kind of busy I

don't need any more worries will you please just leave but but just leave

[Music]

oh this isn't good this isn't good at all they're expecting a reunion yes

isn't a reunion it's just a concert with a bunch of old guys I quit don't worry

about him he quits all the time I made it this time he says that too

I should have known better without Dennis this is going to be a disaster what if we got another guitarist replace

Dennis Laura we can't do that Dennis and I came up with these songs together as a

team he was like a brother to me there's no replacing that all right that's it

then it's over I'm out of here what but you can't leave I'm sorry Laura yep

look away if Lenny didn't walk away 38 years ago Dennis would still be here but

he's right Laura it's all my fault it's all my fault

grandpa I told all those people out there that they were going to hear a concert and please don't ask me grandpa

will you go on oh Laura I can't I can't play my solo act

I understand Grandpa I'll go tell the crowd Laura wait

hello ladies and gentlemen [Music] I'd like to welcome you to the save the

park musical benefit this is a song about friendship it's called together

this is so exciting [Applause]

as long as we're together everything is better we'll be friends

forever come on celebrate get funky

huh didn't improve

come on celebrate yet funky

brother like I always say once you break up you

never make up hey hey got something to say when I'm

feeling down you bring us by my way gonna dance around cause you make my day yo it's a celebration hands hi all of my

friends we gonna jam out we gonna do it again [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music] don't sing with me

[Music] as we're together everything is

[Music] what Dennis you came back does this mean

you forgive me you bet I do will you forgive me too of course what Groove

brother as long as we're together everything is

better we'll be friends forever [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

we'll see about that come on everyone let's get the sugar flowing we need some more shells in our

bucket Big Ben needs some more Franklin where's the love people I think my

grandpa means we need more money to reach our goals please give as much as you can

[Music] we gotta stop this counter

did you load that fog machine with stink bombs oh yeah loaded to the top

on

you and me [Music] [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

drop a sandbag on those drums [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

I got something to say 38 years ago I turned my back on my best

friend that's way too many years without the Friendship without the laughs without

the memories can you imagine losing your best friend for such a long time yeah buddy but I

messed up well I mess up all the time too all the time and God forgives me

and if he can forgive me over and over for all the times I mess up I can certainly forgive my best friend

right that's right Dennis I'm so sorry for walking out on the band I promise

I'll never walk out on you again from now on this town in this park will be

seeing a lot more of a groovy Brothers [Applause]

you can sing all the songs you want but it won't make enough money to beat me it's over what is that smell it's the

smell of payback no it smells worse than that like a cow b*stard on a hot day who

cares who smells like what do you old softies really think you can just hug

and make up don't you remember what this clown did to you all that doesn't matter anymore oh yeah what if I told you that

Lenny's got a sweet deal going for his granddaughter by putting this concert together what kind of deal this was

never about making up with you guys this was only about trying to get Laura an A

on her class assignment well I should hope she would get an A

because that little lady deserves it she gets an a

mayonnaise can anybody but me hold a decent Grudge around here what have you

got against this park in The Groovy Brothers can you be happy for them wait a minute I remember you used to play

didn't you what was it was it was tuba that's right ah so you do remember it

was 39 years ago I was at the top of my game Maestro of

the sousaphone I had practiced for months and finally my time had come and

I was supposed to go on right after you guys finished your set oh okay one more but my time never came

because of you they wouldn't let you off the stage and I never got my big chance

to play you low down Scallywags took my sousaphone dreams and crushed them into

itty bitty pieces just like I'm gonna do to you in this park now behold witness the power of the

onion [Music] thank you that's right the onions coming to make

you cry a minute all you wanted to do was play up here well yes but I never got that

chance did I you wanna play with us what yeah we could always use a tuba player

you mean me with you guys up here sure why not you must think I'm full of bird

brains I after 39 years of feeling sorry for myself drowning under a sea of

bitterness and resentment you think after all that I'm just gonna let it all

go and forgive you um if you want let's do this

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause] [Music]

Laura

[Music] I'm so sorry I was really mean to you

and that wasn't right I forgot the camera I forgive you will

you please forgive me I don't want to waste 38 years of you not being my best friend me neither Laura I forgive you

too you're my best friend Junior always have been always will be

[Music]

[Applause]

I'm gonna use my money to restore and improve the park [Applause]

[Music] [Applause] so sing with me

[Music] [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

come on [Music]