01x06 - Bully Trouble

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thank you I swing from the trees with the greatest of ease

for the Fisher wood and I'm Robin Hood [Music]

and much more we did it all for free all bad guys

across [Music]

everything [Music]

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oh it's called Junior's toast Hey kid what are you doing on my playground your

playground nobody owns oh okay if I say this is my playground then it is my

playground sure sure this is your playground oh he's little Junior scared well you

should be from now on no one is allowed to play here unless I say so you got it

sure I've got it and that goes for Alias if I catch any one of you even stepping

foot in here you'll get what Junior here got and worse get it so get out of here before I pound on all

his have you ever been pounded of mine was soup now bye-bye Junior

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hey we're all heading to Laura's house to play you want to come no thanks

her mom's making cookies no don't worry about it Junior he's just a big old

bully I know well I'm gonna tell your mom or dad no

I'm fine there's nothing to tell

you could tell Gordon who doesn't own the playground that's what I tell him if I were bigger

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[Music] [Applause] [Music] without my stop later we haven't got a

prayer he's here get that man

[Applause] with only two minutes to play where were

you there were lights to be saved coach oh what could he do in just two minutes

just watch him [Applause]

three one one yay

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yay [Applause]

and you're gonna lose

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Junior there you are what were you doing up

there oh just thinking what's up I wanted to make sure you were all right yeah sure why wouldn't I be well

Gordon's awfully big he doesn't scare me he doesn't what's the worst he can do

sit on me he already did that and I barely felt it then do you think we could go back to the playground someday

I'd go back today if you guys wanted to he's probably gone by now anyway you'd you'd face up to Gordon like I

said he doesn't scare me that's them too fantastic I'll go tell everybody

I'm toast not yet

that is

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bully Monster uh Roger that Junior Spaceman be careful we've already lost

several Good Men on this Mission we'll do over and out yep East Coast

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box so who did Junior Spaceman Vanquish today Mount Gordon a big old bully on a

playground far far away far far away huh yeah when you were a kid were you ever

afraid oh you bet that wasn't always the strapping specimen that I am today Dad

there was one guy in my class who always picked on me

hiding from him hoping he would go away but he just kept picking on me until finally I faced up to him you did what

happened oh he pounded me but after that I was never bothered again because he knew I wasn't afraid of

him Junior God hasn't given us a spirit of fear but of courage

so if I were Junior Spaceman I'd stand up for myself but what if he pounds me uh him well then you turn the other

cheek turn the other cheek sometimes a spaceman's just gotta do what a

spaceman's Gotta Do and remember son God's rules don't just work down here

they also work on playgrounds far far away

he'll squish you like a pee what do you want to be soup

well are we going or what he's probably not even at the playground anymore

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hey he's not here see what did I tell you

why if it isn't Junior it is Pee-wee friends what did you do come back for a second

helping of pounding God gives me courage not fear Garden

no one owns this playground it's big enough for all of us to share you tell him Junior hey when I'm done

pounding him I'm coming after you you're not helping so little boy who's

going to make me share my playground um I can't make you do anything if

you're gonna pound me go ahead but What's It Gonna prove that you're three times bigger than me but no matter what

you do it's not gonna stop me I'll be back tomorrow and the next day and the day after that and you'll have to beat

me up every day because I'm not afraid of you or you could just stay here and play

with us there's plenty of room for everybody you know what I think I think I'm going

to enjoy beating The Living Daylights out of you every day [Music]

then you'll have to beat me up too and me and me and me too

wow this is lame I don't even like this lousy old playground I'm going home to

play video games [Music]

you think you'll ever come back well if he does I hope it's because he wants to be friends

you were really Brave Junior well sometimes the guy's got to do what a guy's Gotta Do

I swing from the trees with the greatest

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I stand for what's right I know not to fight

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and now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry the ball to the show where lady comes out and sings a silly song got the

munchies on that faithful night around eight o'clock so I phoned in a pizza for delivery but I had a feeling that

something wasn't right because I waited for hours no pizza

foreign

how would I know that he'd be late it's taking so long where could it be

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the angel please come to me tomato sauce

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you're my number one wife of Sicily

[Music] did it get lost did they just forget

should I have ordered on the internet ready for dinner now I'm not so sure I

think my soda's room [Music]

angel please

angel I'm on my knees

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thank you [Music]

I opened the door in expectation but it was the saddest sight I ever saw

I could still smell the sweet Aroma of deep dish goodness but the Box

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broken so I couldn't find you I was getting kind of hungry so I hate eat your pizza sorry about that and you

don't need to tip me or anything foreign [Music]

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I'll never forget you Pizza Angel

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Minnesota k*lled calling Martin come in Martin I can't see anything are there

any landmarks around here nothing Minnesota that the satellite imagery is pretty fuzzy I'm getting a glare use

your cap to Shield the screen it's not a cat it's called a fedora you just keep a

sure buy out and this is an important find for the Children's Museum yeah is there anyone else up here uh no that

mountain is totally uninhabited hey Minnesota I think I found something look over by the rock to your left do you see

anything I'm on it [Music]

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carrot nose of the indomitable snowman of the North [Music]

oh man [Music]

I got it Marty no worries [Music]

thank you [Music]

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Professor return once again Mr cucumber Finders Keepers

[Music] Minnesota I forgot to tell you be

careful that the Snowman might be a little unstable [Music] I had it Martin the golden nose of the

indomitable snowman of the north was in my hands it's okay Minnesota you did your best then he was there forget about

Professor Rattan our children's museum will be fine oh we'll get some stuff for the display soon he's taken away all my

greatest finds ever since the second grade remember when he took Salvador's dolly that hurt and just to sell it on

the internet rattan's just a big bully Minnesota you have to ignore his type and go on with your life it all started

when he switched the gummy worms in my lunch with him I know real worms but I didn't find out till after I ate them as

long as that that bully is out there I'm not searching for anything again I'm

staying right here Mr cucumber yeah I'm with the New York Parks and Recreation

Department and I have an emergency with which only you can help talk to the Tomato I don't go out

anymore I just gave him some space Oh what seems to be the trouble we at the

nyp and ALDI believe that a rogue Canadian group of barrel makers have launched an attempt to take both sides

of Niagara Falls both sides but they have the best side already I thought you were sulking dastardly isn't it well how

can they do this oh they can't yet they aren't strong enough but they're leaders looking for an item that will Empower

them beyond belief is that other Canadians like this what are these Barrel makers looking for

they are searching for none other than the legendary hairbrush of Samson you're

kidding the Samson what who's Samson who's Samson

Samson was none other than the strong man in the Bible God used him to fight against the Philistines who were

bullying the Israelites a strong man that fought bullies huh didn't you ever go to Sunday school well what's the deal

with the hairbrush well The Story Goes that Samson's amazing strength came from his long hair well kinda it was real

when Samson's hair was cut he lost his strength this hairbrush is believed to be the very same that was used during

the infamous steering so these Rogue Canadians believe that whoever is possession of the brush will also gain

Samson's amazing power but if I find the brush first I'll have

the power then I can stop pretend from bullying everybody be careful Minnesota this isn't a chance to try to get even

with Rattan you know it's more important than that it would be a lovely addition for your children's museum you are our

last hope Mr kuke I may have blown the nose Caper but this

time I'll have the goods on Professor Rattan I'll go but Minnesota Where Are

You Gonna Start there's only one person who would know about a brush this important but men if she isn't an

archaeologist anymore she gave it up when Martin going out for ice cream

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hello Julia Minnesota Cuke I always knew

that someday you'd come walking through my door it's been a long time look

I need a couple things for me Julia first a chocolate Malta malt right

chocolate no it's malt not Malta what malt is a dessert Malta is an island but

with an Italian accent they're both the same I'm looking for Clues Jules you're not

the clueless type I'm on the trail of a hairbrush same song second verse it's a special brush along to a fella

[Music] well I know a fella goes by the name of Samson

you heard of it I've heard there were a lot of guys after this brush it's too dangerous Cuke

stay out of it now let those Canadians take over no way Somebody's gotta stand up for the little guy you were asking

for trouble puke all right try this address 206 Via de

Cortes de pelo there's some fellas there who might help I knew I Can Count On You yo cute you forgot your mouth I didn't

order it for me you need something to go puke oh

what'll it be sir I'll have what your friend was having the address please

I'll never tell you oh I think you will

okay I got an address 206 Via de Cortes de Palo I'm on it

well God wanted Samson to be extra special so Samson had to make certain

promises to God promises yeah he couldn't touch dead things eat grapes or cut his hair that's weird but Samson

didn't always keep his promises very well you see one day okay Martin Could you hurry this up I need you to find

that address for me

I must have got it wrong I'll go back and check [Music]

hold on

here for a scoop

you all right I didn't tell Cuke didn't tell what there was a man he wanted to

know about the brush but I didn't tell him anything the Canadians we gotta find that address is it nearby Cuke we're

going to something [Music]

suits me justifying I'm just insane I can't find them a razor and you're the only other one here so you're positive

that guy was Canadian I can't be sure he didn't look Canadian hey bonjour have a

seat right here so sorry Senora we gonna do the men's hair Leo hey Figaro look

who's the back hey Leo what do you know you're being Julia you've been

of course she looks so wonderful you meatball I only mean she's a look fellas we came here to ask you about something

no problemo bamina what you wanna know I believe she's talking to me

are you sure these are the guys I need to talk to of course

gentlemen I need to know about a hairbrush Samson's Hairbrush

he's okay [Music] he's a cap not a cap the Fedora you just

sit down and listen to Figaro and Leo Las pasola di Samson the hairbrush of a Samsung she's not a drinker to be

trifled with you know maybe your girlfriend forget to tell you figuro and I are La frat Alonso de las pazzola

Brotherhood of the hairbrush for centuries are Papas and our Papa's

Papa's have protected the secret of the whereabouts of the brush we cannot let it fall into the wrong hands

why you want less posole I need to find the hairbrush before the Canadians do

they plan to use its power to take over both sides of Niagara Falls Mamma Mia no well don't you worry my friend the

hairbrush is somewhere safe why don't nobody but nobody will ever ever find her where down down down

underneath the city there are secret catacombs cat Combs I'm not looking for

a comb it's a bro not catacombs catacombs and down in these ancient

catacombs there is a secret chamber and in the secret chamber lies the one and

only spazzola di Samson see Samson's a hairbrush shrines safe but what if

somebody finds the cat Combs nobody can find a catacomb silly material no no

[Music] you understand especially young Minnesota fluke once

again you lose worry me there [Music]

let me out of the chair s

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he's gonna get the hairbrush first I gotta call Martin Martin Martin

what's wrong uh did you get a haircut never mind that where's the park guy

he was here a second ago I guess he slipped out and tell me what's going on good he wouldn't want to hear this

anyway it's bad news Martin would you just tell me already he was here Martin and he's after the brush oh Professor

return okay now don't panic Minnesota remember he's a bully we can deal with

just a bully he's more than that he's my enemy calm down the Bible says we should

love our enemies love love our enemies everybody can't go around all the time trying to get even that would leave the

whole world in a mess let's just figure out what to do next I'll tell you what we're gonna do Martin I'm gonna get that

brush first and I'm gonna use its power to defeat all the bullies in the world I'm gonna teach them a lesson they'll

never forget [Music]

all right where are those catacombs I'm glad that you ask we have a strength

let's go do dangerous Jules I gotta go alone [Music]

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it's the story of Samson I'm on the right Trail what a guy what's this all about Samson

lost his strength after a haircut poor fella

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worms would it have to be worms

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congratulations Professor return make this simple Mr

kilk please hand over the hairbrush why would I do that I have the brush I have

power really of course watch

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because you have no hair but now please

Mr cute if you will just hand over the brush never return I will give it to you

or the Canadians or anybody it's mine oh but I think you will

cue Julia Mr Park man you say Julia thank you I don't know Minnesota he

works for me you'll see it was you Minnesota who told me the address of the barbershop and you

who led us straight to the brush you saw that a brush for the girl don't

do it puke [Music]

tray [Music]

everyone says that but I always do goodbye [Music]

we have to stop him why because he's a bully Jules I gotta get even with him

why if it's the last thing I do I'll track him down and repay him for every time he's been mean to me you've changed

Cuke you don't care about the hairbrush anymore now you only want to get even I

don't like that in you cute you're you're nothing but a bully Julia I'm

sorry I [Music]

oh you're right Julia being lean back to a bully just makes me a bully too but it's

too late now I can't do anything [Music] that you Martin I've been trying to get

a hold of you you'll never guess the park guy isn't from New York he's really working for Professor ratan who's been following me this whole time and I don't

think there really is a rogue band of Canadian Barrel makers they need that whole thing up to trick me now retain can rule the world because he's got all

the power wow yeah

the brush doesn't have any power but the Bible said that Samson's hair was in the Bible said that God gave Samson his

power not his hair or his hairbrush but what about the haircut that made him lose his strength that wasn't about his

hair men Satan lost his strength because he didn't keep his promise to God and the best part is that God gives us strength

too what yep he gives us an even greater power than Samson's the power to love

our enemies and be kind to them this isn't gonna be easy but I know what I gotta do

ready you bet

hold it right there attend what I [Music]

what I have a brush and I no longer use it you think he's crazy enough to try something you betcha

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but it has no power you'll know nothing of course it has power watch

[Music] it doesn't work what's wrong check the

batteries perhaps it doesn't have any power never has [Music]

why are you taking them away he stole a hairbrush yeah

we didn't I traded him for it you mean yeah let him go

got chance let's go no wait this doesn't make sense no one has ever been kind to

me why did you do that because God gives us the power to love everybody even our

enemies here you dropped this I don't think I want it after all sure

you do look you can use it to cover up that little bald spot you're getting oh nice

hey I'm sorry for everything I've done I think I'm gonna like being friends

[Music] what an adventure and Professor Rattan let you keep the hairbrush after all

well he didn't need it since he gave up that whole world domination thing I'm just glad it all worked out you know

cute I never got to tell you what's that Jules I'm real proud of the way you

handled that bully oh Julia most like Children's Museum

yes what it is sounds dangerous well let me ask him hey Cuke think you can find

Noah's umbrella where's my cat it's called a fedora

I'm on my way [Music]