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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ T-T-T-Taking over, teenage rebellion ♪
♪ It's our time ♪
♪ It's our year ♪
♪ No more fantasizing about it ♪
♪ Everything's about to change ♪
♪ We're all gonna be okay ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, let's go ♪
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- Hello one and all!
Welcome to another thrilling
episode of "Dimension 20:
Fantasy High Junior Year."
I'm your humble dungeon
master, Brennan Lee Mulligan
and with me as always
are our Intrepid Heroes.
Say hi, Intrepid Heroes.
- [Players] Hi, Intrepid Heroes!
- Ah, last we left off the g*ng
was back at the Aguefort
Adventuring Academy
heading into...
Heading into the spring!
- Zac dropped a spell card,
does that mean he doesn't have it anymore?
- [Siobhan] He doesn't have-
- [Brennan] Unfortunately.
- I got it back, though!
I got it back, though!
- I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
- [Brennan] You did cast it, though.
You did cast a spell, though.
So unfortunately, and oh so sadly--
- [Siobhan] And Ally's actually
been this small the whole time.
You just are misremembering.
- Yeah, here, let me adjust the pillow.
- Nat 20.
[laughing]
- Last we had left off,
we had just wrapped up in Fallinel
for the Moonar Yulenear
with all the family around.
Our g*ng had gone to Hell.
They went to the recording
studio in the Bottomless Pit.
Baby had another imp
made, which was Baby Baby.
We met Bill Seacaster.
We met Pok Gukgak.
We met Rip the sound
engineer who's a spine devil.
And we got a lot of info about Bakur,
Athenriel, the fact that
Athenriel was made into Bakur.
We learned about some of the timeline
of Ankarna, who had been
the sister of Ruvina,
these twin giant deities
of winter and summer together,
who had married one of the
Sylvan gods, Cassandra.
None other than Kristen
Applebees' goddess.
How wild.
In downtime, we had a quick
stop over at the Court of Stars
where Adaine finally got paid after Fabian
won a dance contest.
- [Siobhan] My champion.
- [Brennan] My champion.
- Hey, it's the plot of "Honey," you know?
[laughing]
I'm Jessica Alba in "Honey."
- Oracool
- Oh yeah, the Oracool of Dance.
- Oracool!
- And we learned about who Ankarna was
prior to becoming this
fiendish version of herself.
Her fiendish domain, of course,
was fire, rage, conquest.
But in an earlier iteration,
she had been a goddess
of summer, of the sun,
of clarity, certainty,
judgment, discernment, justice,
and retribution.
Which you kinda see how
you get from A to B there.
But those are not strictly
speaking the same thing.
And there was a conversation that Bakur
had had with Gorthalax
way back in the day,
that Gorthalax was able to share because
by finding the name, you
had bypassed Oblivati Mori
and creatures were able to speak to you
of that deity that had gone away.
That distinction there
being that it was almost
as though Ankarna had incentive
to become the way that she
was, due to something to do
with her mortal followers.
That you gotta play the
hits, to a certain degree.
And you gotta give the
people what they want.
End of last week's episode,
Adaine with the new gig
and giving her two weeks at Basrar's;
Fabian running down Owlbears,
and I believe also,
Fabian, once again acing
your various exams.
- We do it all.
- [Brennan] We do it all, baby.
- Oh hey, another day being the Oracool.
- Is that a "Honey" reference?
- That's a "Honey" reference, yeah.
- Oh and I forgot,
Fig and Fabian also chased down
and assaulted Fabian's
banker, Alston Hughes.
[laughing]
- Are those g*ns?
- Yeah, yeah.
I never used the g*n, I just-
- [Lou] Yeah, all the flintlocks.
- However, we ended last week's episode
on Kristen walking right into cleric class
and meeting face to face with
the priest of Sol himself,
Mr. Bobby Dawn.
[organ instrumental]
Which is where we continue.
- Great.
- As Bobby looks at you and says,
"Miss Applebees, welcome to class.
You can go ahead and take your seat.
I've only just begun."
- Great.
I sit down.
- Students of junior year cleric track
here at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy,
my name is Mr. Bobby Dawn, as I have said.
I am a priest of Sol.
But in my capacity here at this academy,
I will, of course, not be proselytizing.
But rather, a neutral party here simply
to help facilitate your devotion
to your various and sundry
divinities.
So, we will begin with a short lecture
on the nature of faith as it pertains
to a pantheon cross-regionally."
You see that he goes and starts
drawing stuff up on the chalkboard.
[music fades]
Kristen, do you sit down
and just start observing in the class?
Or is there anything that you're doing
as you take a seat?
- I think I'm gonna really try
to be under the radar here.
I think it would be really good to know
what these people think and
maybe what they're up to.
And maybe be a little
bit less adversarial.
- Yeah, I dig that.
You see that Bobby
continues that first class,
obviously a very learned
and proficient cleric.
But give me an Insight check.
- Okay.
That is an 18.
- There is an unmistakable bent
to Mr. Dawn's lecture
that has the structure
of a sermon to it, right?
- Yeah, yeah, totally.
- He's clearly not like
Professor Badgood in
this way, who was a...
Much more devoted to an academic,
analytical discussion of these issues.
Whereas, there's a couple moments
where the lecture kinda
veers into something
that you would describe as being like,
certain students in
the class get a harsher
type of question than others.
But we can go ahead and continue
with your downtime activities.
What would you like to
roll for your downtime?
- Well, I'm gonna do
academics, probably first.
- Okay, cool.
- Just to make sure I'm good on that.
But I was wondering if I could also
look in the library for
Ankarna information.
Like, her old domain
and maybe any new info
that could help us.
- Okay, go ahead.
So let's do academics-
do you wanna do academics first
or do that mystery roll first?
- Oh, okay.
I'll do academics first.
- Okay, go ahead and roll Religion.
[dice rolling]
- Nice.
That is a...
- 19 is an A-plus.
- Woo!
- Hell, yeah.
- Okay.
Then I'm going to do a popularity roll.
But specifically, I wanna
go and visit Gertie.
[laughing]
- [Brennan] Let's do it.
- Gertie!
- [Brennan] Gertie.
- [Ally] I wanna go flirt with-
- Hey, Gertie!
- Hey, Gertie, Gertie, Gertie.
Where you going?
- Is that entirely why
you're dating Gertie?
- Yeah. Hey, Gertie!
- Go ahead and roll
either Persuasion or Insight
or whatever you would wanna
roll for this popularity.
- I'll do Insight with Gertie.
- Do Insight, yeah.
- Hey, Gertie.
All right, that's a 21.
- 21 means that you get that
second tier of popularity
which means that you can get advantage
on a later track check.
- So sick.
- So you approach, bees
humming everywhere.
You see this lovely, firbolg girl.
She's sort of about 6'5" or 6'6".
And got big glasses on under
the big apiarist thing.
She's all protected.
And you see she's like
whispering into the beehive.
She turns around and says,
"Oh, aha.
Kristen, hello."
- Damn.
[laughing]
- What uh...
Why the uh...
Why the little moment of
sacrilege, Miss Applebees?
- Why the little moment of sacrilege?
- You just look good, I'm sorry.
- Oo, well.
I don't exactly think that my apiarist's
protective uniform is form fitting,
but I guess if you've got it, flaunt it.
Hubba, hubba.
- I like you, Gertie.
We should go out sometime.
But other than that, I'm
actually here on business.
- [laughing] No!
- You see she says, "Well,
if you wanna get- yeah.
Uh, oof.
Ha, ha, it's hot in this.
Uh, yeah, tell me what you want."
- Yeah, well, my friend
used to work at Basrar's
so maybe we could go and get dinner there.
I don't know, maybe I could
still get her discount.
Basrar is kinda lenient.
But I was wondering. You know how you said
that you were getting that Devil's Nectar?
- The Devil's Honey, yeah.
Yes, Devil's Nectar,
making Devil's Honey, yes.
- How much of that Devil's
Honey are you shoveling out?
Is that like a lot of turnover there?
- Not much.
I mean, you need a tremendous amount.
Like think about how
much nectar bees collect
to actually make a given amount of honey.
Devil's Nectar is so hard to find
that I've only made about,
I would say probably a handful of bottles
over the last year.
- Whoa, okay, okay.
Do you have any orders coming in
that you're about to fill, or...?
- No, not at the moment.
Um, it seems like...
Well, let me see.
They ordered some right
after the new year.
And they did order two bottles,
which is like twice as much
as the last chunk of time.
So it seems that they
needed more than normal,
but I'd be amazed if they, you know.
I mean, two bottles if you were gonna...
Yeah, it was sort of interesting,
I feel like maybe just one of the trucks
is using it as like a garnish
or something like that,
'cause if you were
trying to make big sheets
of like a baklava or something like that,
you'd need way more than I made.
- Yeah. Oh, so they got it in the trucks.
- Putting Devil's Honey on baklava?
- No, just like if you were
gonna put it on baklava, right?
- It's just a weird, specific [muttering].
- I love baklava!
- Oh, okay, yeah.
- Okay, I was thinking
Kipperlilly was already doing it.
- Yeah, was already doing
it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of the many honeyed confections,
I believe baklava is king.
- [Ally] Oh, yeah.
- It's true.
- I love a little yogurt
with a little honey on it.
- I like a little honey.
[sniffing]
- I'll give you as much time as you need.
- I'll get back to you tomorrow.
- Okay, great.
Okay, well, you know what,
if they order more, would you tell me?
And I was thinking maybe we'd
try something kinda funny.
And we just give them placebo.
- Listen, I'd be happy to tell you,
'cause everything I do
for the Apiarists Club
has to be logged 'cause
it's a school activity.
So it's open knowledge,
but I don't think I would feel comfortable
telling a fib.
- Oh yeah, that makes sense.
- Listen, I think we should call out
the elephant in the room.
I have feelings for you.
- Oh yeah.
- But one of your closest friends
is my archnemesis.
[Emily cackling]
- Kind of Shakespearean in that way, huh?
- Very tragic.
[cackling continues]
We are, I am afraid, star-crossed.
- We're star-crossed.
Well...
- I love her so much!
I'm gonna steal your girl, Kristen!
- No!
Gertie is mine!
- Not if I don't k*ll them first.
[laughing]
- Gertie, do you mind, ugh.
Can I see the logs of the apiary honey
that you've given out?
I'd love to just snap some pictures of 'em
on my crystal.
I'm working on a big project.
- She looks over at you
and says, absolutely.
Even without rolling a mystery check,
just based on the popularity,
she takes you through
and you see in the logs
that the first delivery of Devil's Nectar
to make Devil's Honey happened about
a week or two after
spring break last year.
- Oh, interesting.
So even before Lucy died.
- [Brennan] Even before Lucy died.
- Before spring break last year.
What were the Rat Grinders doing
on spring break last year?
Were they just grinding?
- Were they grinding,
were they shrimp partying?
- [Emily] What were we doing?
- We were shrimp partying.
- Yeah.
- Before spring break?
- They must have had a
big project though, right?
'Cause we had a big project
[murmured agreement]
and the Seven had a big project.
- Okay, cool.
Well.
I take her hand and I go, one day.
- Te quiero, mi querida.
- Huh?
- [Brennan] Hm?
- She's speaking Spanish.
- Oh! Te qu- oh, te...
Gotcha.
Beautiful.
- Je t'aime, as they say.
- Yes, yes, definitely.
All right. I moonwalk out.
- I shall make you a gift of bee's wax.
- I'd love that.
- Amazing, okay.
So that's your popularity check.
- Clearly nailed it.
- Yeah.
- Did you see that moonwalk outta there?
- Absolutely nailed it.
- That's cleric classes,
that's popularity.
- Last one, I think I was
gonna meet with my parents.
- Yeah!
- So, I'll go do a family check.
- Hell yeah.
- And then after that I'm gonna do
a Hail Mary for the campaign.
- Cool.
So would this be a
relationships check here?
Or would this be-
- Yes.
- Okay, cool.
Go ahead.
The DC is 15. Go ahead
and roll an Insight check.
[die rolling]
- 27.
- Wow! Okay.
You end up going to Krom's Diner.
And you see Mac and Donna are there.
And you see that your younger
siblings are all there.
- Okay.
- As well.
You see Bucky comes up
and gives you a big hug.
- Hey!
- Hey, Kristen! It's good to see you.
- It's good to see you too.
- Wow, wow, wow, wow.
How's junior year going?
- [sighs] It's really good.
It's really good.
The party's doing well.
At different times we've
attacked each other
but I'm gonna definitely believe
that it was someone being charmed.
- Gotcha.
Gotcha.
My party's having a hard time now
'cause none of them
are converting to Helio
so it's a little stressful, but um...
You know, it's hard.
- Are you trying to convert
your whole party to Helio
and that's the whole issue?
- Yeah.
Well, you see he looks over
and you see Mac goes, "Well the issue is
they're not converting."
- Ah.
Okay, okay.
I like kinda quietly meditate within.
You catch a lot more bees with sugar.
- Ha, ha! You catch a
lot more bees with sugar.
So Mac and Donna look and they say,
"Nice of you to reach out, Kristen."
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Parentalized child.
- Well, you know...
You reached out to us and I know you got
some things on your mind.
We'd be happy to talk
to you about, you know?
- [Ally] Yeah.
- I know you're staying with your friends,
Fig and Adaine.
But you're always welcome to come home.
- Oh, thank you. That's really sweet.
Yeah. I, uh...
We got a new teacher. We got
Bobby Dawn.
- We were really happy.
It looks like now that, uh...
that bum is outta the c*ck,
it looks like some good decisions--
- She died! She was m*rder*d!
- Oh, she was m*rder*d?
- Yes!
- I thought she got fired, oh.
- No, she was absolutely m*rder*d!
- Ah. - Do they look
actually remorseful for that?
- Well, yeah, you see they're like,
"Ah. I didn't..."
- [Ally] Okay, they're not monsters.
- Well, you know, nobody
should be m*rder*d
other than by Helio.
- Cool.
- So, I don't agree with that.
I don't agree with that.
And, you know, I wish that, you know,
she had been fired instead and not...
- Before she was m*rder*d?
- Or not m*rder*d, you know.
We don't, you know.
But I will say, you know, maybe Helio
wouldn't have let that happen, you know?
That's all I'll say.
- [awkward and quiet] Hm. Hm. Oh, yeah.
[chuckling]
My voice just gets so high
for the rest of the talk.
- Woo, oo!
- I guess so.
- You see they say, "But I was very happy
to see the school
finally make a good call.
Not sweating so much sending,
Bucky there anymore."
- Yeah, Bobby just got here, right?
- Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wow, cool.
I was in Fallinel
recently and there was...
Yeah, it seems like the... kind of like
Galicaea and Helio, there was a big mix
of different people. I thought
that was really interesting.
Do you guys like Galicaea?
- Uh...
What's this, the elf god?
- Yeah.
- Uh, you know.
Hey... It... you know.
As far as gods go, you know,
it's not like she's, um...
You know, a demon.
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's true.
- But you know.
I mean, to be honest, Kristen,
I know that you had a roommate or a friend
who was a worshiper of Galicaea.
- Mm-hmm, yeah, my good friend.
- And that's all fine, you know.
But... you know, it's
like, you could worship
a god that tells you how to be a werewolf
or you could worship
one that could cure you
of being a werewolf.
And it just seems, I don't know.
I, I...
Kristen, you know, I think
I'm on the record here.
I think you know how we feel.
- Totally.
Um, yeah. Well, okay.
I just, I wanted to reach out
and just kinda... You know, just be like,
I'm alive, you're alive.
And I was kind of thinking,
and I hope that we can do this in a way
that feels good.
But I wanna come back to church
with you guys some Sunday,
but just once.
And just to pop in and
kinda see what it's like,
you know, for my cleric classes
and Bobby is my teacher now.
So I just wanted to let you guys know
and I'd love to, maybe we could get-
- You see they look at each other
with this feverish kind of look.
You see your mom goes,
"Well, that'd be wonderful, Kristen."
- Yeah.
- That'd be wonderful.
You know, a lot of people left the church
these last couple months.
- Really?
- You know, long night, no sun.
You know, I know you might
think this is stupid, but...
I know that you're worshiping another god,
but isn't it kinda funny
that Helio chose you
and you were the one to
bring the daytime back?
That doesn't feel special at all to you?
It doesn't feel like maybe...
Maybe you got it wrong.
- Well, it wasn't just me, it was all
the PhotosyntheKIDs.
[Emily cackling]
- Look at Murph [indistinct].
[Ally chuckling]
- Yeah, you're welcome to come by church
anytime you want.
- Yeah, great.
Well, it was great to see y'all.
- Yeah, just let us know.
You see Bucky has dinner there
and he's got his little paladin longsword.
But you see he sort of looks over at
the glowing kind of shards
of twilight in your pocket.
Looks over and is just like,
[bright humming]
Is that your crystal?
- No, no, these are um...
These are the shards of my god, Cassandra.
The God of Doubt and Uncertainty.
- Bucky raises a hand and
you see that Mac, your dad,
grabs his hand really hard and says,
"Okay, that's enough.
We'll treat ya to lunch, Kristen."
- Cool, thank you.
- So, we'll leave it at the counter.
- Can I get a roast beef sandwich to go,
a potato salad to go.
[laughing]
Four orders of fries.
Do you have mudslides?
- What a piece...
[irritated grumbling]
Sort of mutter, take
your siblings and leaves.
- Okay.
- Okay, that's your
relationship check there.
Go ahead and roll a d6 for me,
if you'd be so kind.
- Okay.
[die rolling]
Two.
- You go ahead and...
- That's how many orders of fries I got?
- That's how many orders of fries you got.
Is there anything else at the end of your-
- Final roll is for the campaign.
- Got it, for the presidential campaign.
Go ahead and roll, DC is 20.
- Okay, DC 20.
And this is?
- Persuasion.
- Persuasion.
- Can I give them a Bardic for this?
Because I am a security detail.
- [Brennan] Yes you can.
- Yes! That's d8?
- Yes.
- All right, okay.
I get advantage, I'm
gonna use the advantage
from the first popularity.
- [Brennan] Cool. Hell, yeah.
- Nat 20!
- Woo, baby!
- Woo!
- I still have this little girlie.
All right, fantastic.
- Kristen, you got your German Shepherd.
You're hitting the bricks.
- Walking through the halls.
- The uphill battle that
Kipperlilly is fighting
is the reaction that all of you had to her
is the reaction that a
lot of people have to her.
And you can see anytime you're with her
in the cafeteria or you're
around the other Rat Grinders,
especially- but primarily
from Kipperlilly,
you can just sense this
boiling f*cking rage.
That as people chanting your name.
- Ha, ha, stop!
- Word's gotten out, like, Applebees,
it's always happy hour!
'Cause word has gotten out
that you are acing cleric classes
with a dead god.
And it's just like--
- She's not dead!
I hold up my shards whenever I can.
- [Brennan] She's not dead!
- Kiss and drugs!
- [all chanting] Kiss and drugs!
Kiss and drugs!
- And people are still talking-
- That's my campaign promise.
- People are always taking literature
at Fabian's lo-fi study hours.
Like, all the kids that
would normally not even
pay attention to student government
are coming to hang out at Seacaster Manor
and just getting a thing
on the way out the door.
- I'm in my Wranglers and
now I'm into painting.
I'm doing really bad paintings.
- You see-
- Oh, but it's so soothing to watch them.
- Yeah!
- You see there's actually
a confrontation one day.
All of you are in the cafeteria
and actually have a moment when
a big chant of "Kiss and Drugs" like,
"It's always happy hour
at Applebees" comes up
in the middle of Kipperlilly doing
a little presentation in the cafeteria.
- [awkward] Ooh.
- And walking by your table, Kipperlilly
turns over and goes, "I just
wanna say congratulations
on your sloganeering.
It seems like it's really working."
- Oh, thank you.
I appreciate that, Kipperlilly.
My friend's doing a bunch of stuff
with the Apiary Club, it seems cool.
- Mm. I know you're involved
in a lot of the extracurriculars.
That's really exciting.
- Yeah.
- [Ally] Thanks.
- You are too, right?
- Yes, I'm in all of them.
- Put in a few orders, yeah.
- [Ally] For the Devil's Honey?
What are you trying to
forget, Kipperlilly?
[laughing]
- [Brennan] Give me Intimidation.
- You do have a Bardic still,
'cause you didn't use it.
- 12.
Six, that's 18.
Plus three, 21.
[tense music building]
- It's really nice how
charmed everyone is,
by how little you f*cking care.
I guess egg on my face
for wanting something.
- What do you want?
- I want you to go f*ck yourself.
- Whoa, relax!
- Security detail! Security detail!
Security detail!
- I Smite Kipperlilly!
- [Brennan] There's
actually, I think a moment.
- Conor Counterspell!
- He's like reconstituting
himself in the void
like Dr. Manhattan.
When body blasted to bits
becomes, Conor Counterspell...
- It's okay, you've been dead a long time.
You've been dead a long time.
- You see there's a true square up moment
where you guys get up from your table.
- 'Sup? 'Sup?
- I have five questions for you. 'Sup?
- [Brennan] [as Ivy] Relax,
darling. No one needs to see it.
- You see that Oisin goes,
"Guys this is stupid.
This is stupid, come on, come on."
You hiss and Mary Ann
Skuttle goes, "You hissing?"
- Riz doesn't look at Mary Ann.
Yeah, what of it?
Just not making eye contact.
Looking past her at Oisin.
- Can I Message Mary Ann and be like,
you could do so much better than these.
- How do you mean?
- [Ally] You're just really f*cking cool.
- [Siobhan] Yeah, we love Mary Ann.
- [Emily] You could f*cking run with us.
- Guys, I think she's too far gone.
[laughing]
- Now whenever I see Kipperlilly I go.
- Everyone, don't f*ck with Mary Ann.
Don't even try to talk to her.
- Honestly, I'm not afraid
of any of the other ones.
Only Mary Ann.
- I tried to tackle Gorgug
and it just didn't happen.
And she just tackled-
- Gorgug is looking at Mary Ann, touching
his Potion of Fire Giant.
- [Brennan] Your Giant's Strength?
Is that mango soda?
- Is it mango soda?
This freak thinks it's
mango- [breaks into laughter]
- Oh my gosh, dude!
Gorgug!
- We're trying to recruit her, Gorgug!
- Gorgug's going full bully.
- We're trying to recruit her!
- She beat the sh*t outta me!
She beat the sh*t outta me!
- Nah, let him cook! Let him cook!
- We're not ready.
- Do you have the magical item?
- Yeah, I cast Enlarge/Reduce on it
and reduce it down to size.
So it's half the size and
an eighth of the weight.
- What? What is this?
- This is something from the Vulture King.
- What does it have to do with Mary Ann?
- No, people get a disadvantage
on all skill checks.
- Mary Ann sort of regards all of you,
and Buddy says, "Hey, hey, everybody.
Let's just walk in the light of Helio.
We don't need to cause ruckus."
- He's almost right.
[laughing]
I think I got Mary Ann
a big Squishmallow seahorse stuffed animal
and I go, hey Mary Ann, I um...
We are trying to be bigger people
and I just thought of you when I saw this
at the store.
- Go ahead and give me a Persuasion check.
- Gorgug is livid.
- Yeah, ugh.
- This is Gorgug's nemesis.
- 18.
- 18, you see that she takes it and goes,
"I have this one."
- Oh, okay.
That's fine.
- So you don't need it?
- 'Cause you could have twins.
- I'll give it to Toy Bank.
And you see that she walks off.
- Okay.
I'm just trying to get us
giving them gifts in the mix,
so maybe we can-
- We're not ready, okay?
- Okay, okay, you're right.
- We're not ready.
- We're not ready.
- You haven't seen what I've seen.
She's got that dog in her.
- She does?
- Yes, I'm not afraid of
any of the other ones.
Just that one.
- That's wild, because
I feel like I could take her.
She's like half of my height.
- No, no, no.
- That's why I feel like we
need to take her away from them.
We need to separate her,
isolate her from the group,
get her on our side.
- [Ally] Yeah.
- She's the only one we
need to buy gifts for.
- [Emily] Yes, exactly.
- I hate her, I don't know.
- The wizard? The wizard
seems pretty cool.
- Yeah, who doesn't want twin seahorses?
- As you say that, give me
a little Perception check.
- [Ally] Come on!
- Flash of Genius?
- Yeah!
Or Guidance?
Then you get two d4s.
Or what's your Flash of Genius?
- It just adds three.
- Eh, okay.
- Bardic?
Bardic Inspiration, add a d8?
- Do you want another Bardic?
- [Ally] It's a five.
- We gotta know what the
hottie thinks of you, Adaine!
- Look, we're trying to
make this romance happen.
- We're literally aiming Adaine's head.
- Yeah, we're like, oh, look at that!
- [Siobhan] That's a dirty 20.
- We got it there.
- A dirty 20.
- I rolled a four.
- Oh, you rolled a four
and got to a dirty 20.
- With my friend's help.
- So everyone, [stammering] actually.
Everyone has to point out to Adaine
that Oisin has a finger up,
like he's waiting to make a point.
But as he does, you see,
as you make eye contact,
he Messages you and just goes, "Sorry."
Like he apologizing for his friends.
And he just moves away.
You see they all head over
to the vending machine,
Mary Ann gets a mango soda
and they all head out.
- Do you guys think Mary Ann
should be on the
Complicated Women Podcast?
- Oh, definitely.
- Absolutely not.
I don't think she's complicated at all.
- It's not that complicated,
she's just so strong.
- That's what's so thrilling about her.
- She's gonna k*ll us all.
- A lack of complexity.
- But an hour of her talking?
- Gorgug punches a wall.
- Gorgug!
- Gorgug knows.
Gorgug, you're not ready yet.
- Although, I have to be honest,
I've been self producing the
Complicated Women's Podcast.
- Wait, wait, it's you!
- [Emily] It's me.
- What? Are you all three women?
- Has it been you?
- Are you Sandra-
- You've been all 40 complicated women?
- I've been all 40 complicated women.
- And their guy producer?
- And their guy producer, yeah.
- Let's continue moving on in downtime.
We've got Fig, Gorgug, and Riz to go
if anyone wants to jump in.
- My rolls are pretty simple.
- [Brennan] Cool, let's do it.
- All right.
Barbarian first?
- Yeah, we'll do Athletics.
- Do I do a...
- You don't do advantage on this one.
- [Lou] You're good, dude.
- 18 on the die plus eight.
- Woo!
- [Brennan] Ooh, baby!
- 26 on that.
- [Siobhan] Gorgeous.
- I told him he'd do good.
- And he did it.
- And then he did it.
- That is an A-plus barbarian,
Porter could not be happier.
- I'm in the class picturing Marie...
What's her name?
- [Ally] Mary Ann.
- [multiple people] Mary Ann.
- Mary Ann as Porter.
- He's like, now use the punching bag.
I want you to picture archnemesis.
You know, it can be a
dragon, a lich, an eel.
- Mango soda.
- Bam! Sand blasts out the other side.
All right, mango soda
really does it for you.
Not my preferred flavor.
- Don't talk to me!
- All right.
Let him be! Everyone give him space!
- Ah! Ah!
Twirling around with my fists.
- [Ally] Don't talk to me!
- Spinning.
- [Brennan] Don't talk to me.
Mango soda!
Incredible. A+ for barbarian.
Go ahead and give me artificer.
And with your MCAT it's just
one roll with advantage.
- [Siobhan] Oh, stunning.
- Incredible.
Another 18 on the die plus,
all right, now I add a sh*t load.
- Your double proficiency, right?
- Yeah, so 18 plus 13, 31.
- Oh my god!
- [Ally] Amazing!
So legible.
- It's that and Murph's d4.
- [Siobhan] He's a freaking legend.
- Just on fire this week.
- Also, Murph's been rolling the...
whatever you've been rolling...
- Henry is blown away.
And we formally unlock
the barbificer subclass.
- Yeah!
- Yes!
- You got an A+ in barbarian,
A+ in artificer, and
there's actually a moment
where Porter and Henry
square up in the gym
to watch you kind of reveal-
What's this new technology
that Gorgug's got going on that's like,
the culmination of all of this work?
- In trying to combine the barbarian
and artificer stuff, has like figured out
the ways in which to like,
I think in our conversation about it,
it's sort of gadgety.
It's very Batman-y.
So he has, I think just a vest
that has a bunch of little gadgets on it.
It has, I think, Cloaca's brain in it.
- Ha, ha, ha!
[squawks] I suck!
- Gotta work on that self-talk.
And he just pulls out like...
- Self-talk!
- I'm gonna test it out
and use the scanner.
- Hell, yeah.
- And I'm gonna use it on Henry.
- You use the scanner.
[trilling]
So one of your bonus
action things you can do
is you have a certain number of uses
of your battle gadgets.
What information about Henry
are you trying to glean?
- So I can automatically
discover all information
within one of the following categories.
Resistances, immunities,
damage vulnerabilities,
creature's condition
immunities, creature type.
I'm just gonna do damage resistances.
- So you see that Henry right now has
an immunity to lightning damage,
resistance to poison,
and resistance to cold.
- Wow, okay.
Whoa, you got a lot of stuff on you.
- Hey, gotta stay safe.
I got a couple things going on.
All right, well here's the big test.
Try to, if you can,
enter into your sort of
barbarian battle state,
while keeping one of your
artificer effects running.
- So effects-wise, you
mean like concentration?
- Yeah, like concentration.
- Okay, so I think
Gorgug is just going to,
I'll use Enlarge on myself
to become huge.
- h*!
- Go into a rage and then...?
Or enlarge and then go into a rage?
- Enlarge and then go into a rage.
- [Zac] Yes, okay.
- With your Primal Focus ability,
you still can't cast spells during rage,
but you can concentrate
on them during rage
and you can drop rage as a free action
to be able to like cast a reaction spell
or do other stuff like that.
- So I just like pick up
a boulder off the ground
and just heave it.
- Yeah we see this like [electric buzzing]
as a matter generator makes you grow
to about 10 feet in size.
- [deep voice] Oh, yeah.
- And you fly into a rage, grab a boulder
and just, wha!
- Huah!
- Hurl it across the gym.
Porter goes, "That's what
I'm f*cking talking about!"
- This is what I was talking about.
- I'm sorry, I...
- The whole time!
- I apologize.
And you see...
- Porter ended up kind of
having some good advice for you.
- I get it, I just can't process
that feeling right now!
- Henry goes, "This is incredible!"
For most people rage really
rattles and confuses them!
You're able to do complex mathematics
and keep these engines running
all while you're, you know, freaking out."
- Math is pretty metal
when you think about it.
- Amazing.
So, those are your academics, both A+'s.
Any other tracks you wanna run here?
- Okay.
- Oh, and you Owlbears as well.
- Can I just do a mystery check?
- Yeah, do a mystery check!
- On Henry?
- What kind of skill do you wanna use?
Investigation, History?
- Can I justify a tinkerer's check
in regards to Henry?
- Yes, you can.
- Okay.
- [Brennan] Cool, cool, cool.
- 'Cause I just am still
trying to figure out
why he had all that Grix stuff,
what his relationship is to...
- To Grix and everything like that?
- To Grix.
- Mm-hmm. DC for this is 15.
- So, 17.
I can't Flash of Genius myself?
- Yeah, you can Flash of
Genius yourself, yeah.
But that will be the one use for downtime.
- Got it.
- What does that make it?
That makes it an 18?
- 20.
- Makes it a 20, okay.
There's a period after class
where you've sort of gotten access
to this motherboard, looking at it.
You begin to look at Henry's notes.
First of all, you do see some
correspondence in his desk
that is like a note from Ruben
asking for a ride home.
Who is his nephew.
- Oh.
Can I look for any evidence
of the cloud drive?
- Oh, the Cloud Rider Engine here?
You don't find any evidence here
of a Cloud Rider anything.
You look at Henry's desk and you see
that there are some
schematics having to do
with basically him in the
absence of Arthur Aguefort
being here, being the one
to try and repair Grix.
Or reconstitute Grix.
It doesn't look like he's
highly prioritized it.
It's mostly just Grix's
broken stuff in a drawer
waiting to be put back together.
You even get the impression, based on some
of Henry's notes that he's like, well,
I could rush to put this
principal back together
or I could just wait for
Arthur to get back and do it.
- Mm-hmm.
- As you're in the room
you hear something outside.
You hear the approach of
Henry coming to class.
And you kind of, I think,
maybe even actually-
scratch staying behind.
You came early when you
knew there wouldn't be
a period in here.
'Cause it's a little bit less suspicious
to be found here if you're
just like early for class.
- Got it.
- And you hear Henry approaching.
And without hearing any
footsteps approaching,
you hear a sudden voice going,
"Mr. Hopclap."
And you hear the voice
of Jace Stardiamond,
the vice principal.
And you hear him say,
"Oh, Jace, hi, hello."
And you hear Jace say,
"Hi, sorry to grab you.
I just wanted to speak really briefly.
I got your letter about Ruben.
Obviously, you know, you're
working here with family
and that's happened in the past.
You know, we've had other teachers
that worked here with siblings
or other things like that.
I just wanted to assure you
that I didn't have time to get
to every sort of point in the letter,
but I just wanted to assure you
that we're monitoring
everything and it's all fine."
And you see that Henry goes, "Okay.
Uh... some of my questions were...
I'd love to actually have a meeting,
if we could, to go over it."
You see Jace goes,
"Well, I mean, you know, it's pretty busy.
I think the easier thing to do would be
to just meet at the end of the school year
when Principal Aguefort returns
and do things that way."
You see Henry says,
"Right, but some of these
concerns are a little more..."
And you hear a sudden [whooshing]
of, like, a Misty Step,
a little short range teleportation,
And you hear Jace say, "I think
I was pretty f*cking clear.
We'll talk about it at the
end of the year, Hopclap.
I'd love for you to keep
your little f*ck' nose
out of other people's
business for the time being.
How does that sound?"
[as Henry] Mr. Stardiamond, if
I've done anything to offend.
[as Jace] Well clearly, you have.
You're a brand new teacher.
Maybe pipe down and let veteran educators
at this school do their f*cking job.
Thank you.
And you hear Jace teleport.
- I put my headphones on.
- [Ally] Oh nice!
- And I'm just like
hitting two bars together.
[metal clanging]
- A very rattled Henry comes in.
And is like, "Gorgug.
You're a little early."
- Hey, I'm just uh...
I'm just working on school.
I got a lot of school.
- Yeah, what's sort of the utility
of hitting these two bars together?
- Well, you know, when I think about it,
I think how music is in everything.
And um...
And that's something, I'm thinking
that'll eventually bend back around to...
- Music has clearly been a key for you
in uniting strong emotion
with pattern and analysis.
I mean, music theory is
such a beautiful marriage
of what is fundamentally primal
and then what is extremely cerebral.
- Yeah.
- And I think that's a beautiful way.
So don't, hey--
- That's what I was saying.
- You saw something that no one else saw.
So far be it for me to
question your methods.
In fact, you see he gets two bars
and starts banging 'em together.
[metal clanging]
Let's just see where this takes us.
- Okay. Yeah
- Okay.
Music everywhere.
All right.
You see that other
students start to file in.
- In the wizard class we're
like, what is happening?
- Tiberia summons an 18-foot
construct to be like,
"Destroy the artificer class!"
- Ah!
- Hell, yeah. Any other tracks? Owlbear?
- I'll do Owlbear.
- Cool.
[die rolling]
- 15.
- 15 is gonna be a failure.
- Yeah.
- He needs a 20 to succeed?
- He needs a 20 to succeed.
- I can't help you, brother. I'm sorry.
- That's okay. I'm trying to
think if I care about Owlbears.
- I feel like the narrative of Owlbears
not doing well is very funny.
- I don't actually ruin
our chances for things
if I fail out of Owlbears.
- You already had a failure,
so you risk being cut from the team.
- And if I'm cut from the team...
- It's unclear what the
mechanical penalties
of that would be, but-
- The emotional ones would be great.
[laughing]
- Mary Ann is in your head.
- She's just sitting there
drinking really spicy mango soda.
- I just don't think
I care about Owlbears.
I'm just gonna let it go.
- Classic junior year dilemma.
All the soccer girls I knew.
- Given a choice between getting
all the way to a rage-
your fifth stress token
becomes a rage token.
There's some heavy
consequences with doing that.
But you elect not to push
yourself and burn out.
- Fabian, I don't really
care about Owlbears.
I'm sorry, I've felt
this way for a long time.
- What do you mean you
don't care about Owlbears?
- I don't know if I ever did.
I just felt like when the-
it just sorta opened up to us
and I don't know, I just
felt like I should do it
because I was gonna probably
be good at it to a degree.
But I just don't like it.
I don't like doing it.
[laughing]
I don't like the vibe.
Hanging out with all the-
- You don't like all the
towel slapping we do?
You love getting towel slapped, Gorgug.
- There's a moment after every practice
where you do your helicopter
noise with the towel.
[helicopter sound]
- And I find you.
Hiya-ta!
- I am hiding from you.
- Yes, I know. That's the fun part!
It's a game we play.
- I just don't know if I have it in me
to keep on the team.
- What are you even gonna
do after school now?
- Like, go to sleep.
Um, maybe work out what's
going on with our school.
See if there's any sort of large gods
interfering with our class.
- Yeah, I guess that's important.
- I know it's where we would hang out.
- Yes! Exactly!
It's like, if you're
not on the team, like,
I guess we just, you know,
anytime we hang out we're always trying
to save the world at the same time.
It's just like, this was a nice place
where you and I could just be bros
and I could find you and slap you as hard
as I could with a towel.
- Do you wanna see what it feels like?
- Well, I never do because
I always dodge you.
- Well, just take one, okay?
- Oh, you want me to just take one?
- Yeah.
- Are you still gonna quit?
- I'm quitting no matter what.
[laughing]
- Wait.
- If you can tell me this doesn't hurt,
then I'll try to stay on the team.
- Okay, great. Go ahead.
- All right. Ready, set.
[snapping]
[groaning]
[Emily laughing]
- Did that hurt?
[sniffling]
- No.
[laughing]
- Did that hurt?
- [crying] No.
- [Zac] You're crying.
- No, it doesn't hurt!
- Really?
[snapping]
[groaning]
- It hurts so bad!
- I'm sorry.
I Cure Wounds.
- Ah! Wait, you can do that now?
- Yeah, I trying to, like,
learn how to do other stuff.
- Okay.
Well, I'll miss you.
- I'll miss you too.
- I mean, I'll see you a lot.
- Yeah, I'll see you all the time.
- Hey guys, I'm still
the equipment manager.
[laughing]
I give you both fresh towels.
- [Brennan] Incredible.
Gorthalax-
- I was actually skipping school
and smoking in the locker room.
- [Lou] Oh, okay.
- In here?
Is that why there's so much smoke?
- I'm in here, too.
I'm kinda passing out some fliers.
- Oh!
- Gorthalax remains professional,
but you can tell is like
deeply upset and disappointed.
[sighing]
You know.
You have other ambitions and that's uh...
That's fine.
I just want you to know that
you were very gifted at this.
- Thank you. I...
Yeah. Appreciate that.
- Okay.
You see he says, "No worries, you know.
We got some big games coming up.
We'll try to get someone off the bench
who can replace you."
- The equipment manager
could be right here.
Been at all the practices,
watching all the stuff.
- Just think about the story, though.
- Think about the story!
- Yes, I do.
Coach, I can't lie.
I think The Ball.
- All right, The Ball, you're up.
- Yes! Yeah!
- The Ball, you're up, you're up.
Great, so you will be making a roll
on the Owlbears track.
[laughing]
Incredible.
- I was sitting there being like,
maybe I should take a stress token
to try and keep Gorgug on the team.
- No, we've got it.
- No, it's a perfect
story for junior year.
Something's gotta drop.
Plates have to f*cking drop, man.
There's too much sh*t.
Anything else Gorgug or are
you good with your tracks?
- Can I try a relaxation?
- Yeah, try it.
The DC is gonna be 25.
But you can give it a shot.
Nothing bad happens for failing.
- Okay, then I just have to roll a nat 20.
- Cool.
- Don't get it.
- No worries.
- Can I try? Can I do a Hail Mary one too?
- [Brennan] Yeah, do a Hail Mary one.
- With my Wisdom.
- [Brennan] Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Go for it.
- Okay.
[die rolling]
- I think what this means is you guys
are spending some time
hanging out and relaxing.
It's just, it's not able to
overcome the huge workload.
Riz and Fig.
- I got some simple ones.
I'll just kick it off with academics.
- [Brennan] Let's do it.
- Oo, really good. 31.
- Incredible, rogue A+.
- Do you find the rogue teacher?
- Rogue teacher is DC 30.
[gasping]
Holy sh*t.
[applause]
We are gonna hold onto that one for later.
- What the f*ck!
- But incredible.
You find the name somewhere
in the school resources
of Eugenia Shadow,
which is the rogue teacher's name.
And what you find is
information about when
Eugenia Shadow
died.
[Emily gasps]
- Ghost.
- And that, you feel
like, is enough to know
that somewhere, somehow, you
will be able to track her down.
So we'll come to that
after downtime concludes.
But that is huge. Well done Riz.
Okay, rogue A+. Way to go.
- Great, then I'll do my extracurriculars
with disadvantage.
- Hell, yeah.
- 20, dirty 20.
- Dirty 20, incredible.
Extracurriculars, flying colors.
- I'm trying to think,
if Kristen's doing okay
with popularity I don't know that I need
to worry about popularity so much.
Yeah, I'll do mystery.
- Yeah, go for it.
- I think we're trying to find out
more about the Rat Grinders, maybe.
And I think I'd like to look into
the spring break stuff that's when
they started ordering the honey.
Then maybe I also wanna find out,
try to find out like, if there was
any meaning behind the High 5 Heroes.
Like, if there was some
adventure that they were on,
that then caused them to
become the Rat Grinders.
Like, what traumatized them
into cheesing the system.
- Go ahead, give me an Investigation.
This is your third roll,
so the DC starts at a 15.
- [Murph] Okay.
- But you can kind of think
about that as is like,
on a third mystery roll track,
normally you'd get like
a basic clue on a 15.
So that's bumped up a little bit.
- Got it.
- But it's like 20, 25, 30
is really what you're looking for.
- That's gonna be a 23.
- 23.
Looking at the Rat Grinders
and specifically trying to follow
the Devil's Honey track.
On a 23 you don't find
any big breakthrough,
but you find a couple small things.
Number one, you do find a little bit,
as you're doing extracurriculars
and the apiarist thing, you
see Gertie is talking to you.
And mentions like, "Yeah,
I mean the properties.
I know that Kristen- ha, what a gal.
Was talking about..."
- You don't deserve her.
[laughing]
- Was talking about Devil's Honey
and it's interesting.
I started looking up some things
about its religious affiliation.
Obviously it's- you
know, devils are part of
the cosmology of the Outer Planes.
But the fascinating part of Devil's Honey
in terms of why it makes
you such a good liar
is not only the sort of honeyed tongue,
but the way it works
is you are momentarily
deceiving yourself.
- Mm-hmm.
- Which is what makes you so convincing,
because all the tells a person
would have on their face are,
for the moment of the lie,
sort of erased as you
believe as you speak it.
What's amazing is they did studies on it
about whether people needed
to actually speak or not.
And it turns out, even
people just thinking a lie
were able to lie effectively.
Which, of course, you
might think, well how-
what's the use of that?
But of course, there's a lot.
For wizards that are
casting a Message cantrip,
or telepathic communication.
And of course the biggest one,
which is originally what the sort of
original use of the Devil's Honey were,
was to lie in prayer.
- Hm.
- [Emily] Oh!
- Is that how you could change
the belief of, like what
a god was the god of?
- But even if you were experiencing doubt
and you wanted to believe more,
and the doubt was causing
you existential anxiety,
if you used it while praying,
your faith would be strengthened.
- Yeah.
- What do they take in
communion for Helio-
- Are they having baklava at communion?
- Yes, is it a baklava communion?
- I think so.
- Looks like we all have to go to church.
- Now I'm interested in church.
I freaking love baklava.
- On that 23 as well, I will say,
as you are walking through the halls
you see there's over
in the student library,
in the forbidden section
Adaine is studying.
You see Jawbone swings
in, puts a big muffin
in front of you and some snacks.
- [Siobhan] Oh, you're too nice!
- Aw, come on, kiddo, you're all right.
Here, look at you.
It's nice to see you looking
a little bit well-rested.
I actually hear you trancing upstairs.
That's a nice change of pace.
- Yeah, sorry I talk when I trance.
- Hey, it's all right.
- Um, yeah, no, Fabian
dance battled my way
to getting paid to be Elven Oracle.
The way the laws work in
Fallinel is absolutely wild.
I guess if you just live forever you get--
- If I had a copper piece for every time
the structure of my life was
changed by a dance battle.
- Right, and they have
an unwritten constitution
and it's like literally
not written anywhere.
They just remember it.
- Yeah, mental tradition.
- Yeah, it's um... I think they may just
make it up as they go along.
- Kiddo, that's true for a lot more
than just the Elven Constitution.
- I guess you're right.
- All right, well, I gotta
go do my office hours.
As he walks he sees Riz in the hall
and walks over being like,
"Hey, Riz, how you doing there, kiddo?"
- You know, doing okay.
All things considered.
Things are going pretty good.
- Yeah.
- I did find out about
[whispering] the rogue teacher.
- Oo! Okay.
That's pretty useful.
One step closer to acing your
classes for the year there.
- Yeah.
I'm just wondering,
'cause I know Copperlilly
is one of the only other people that-
- Kipperlilly.
- Kipper. Copperlilly, why?
Usually I'm the one who gets it right, ha.
- It's all right.
- Junior year.
Kipperlilly is one of the only people
that found the teacher,
but the teacher found her.
And I was just kinda wondering,
was it during spring break
last year that they...
- No, it happened more
recently, I believe.
Let me double check.
You see he goes into his office
and goes through and you see he finds
a little file in his desk for Kipperlilly,
opens it and looks.
And he says, "Yeah, no.
There's no cheating, Riz.
If she'd done it last year,
it would have been her
grades for last year.
It happened this year."
- Hm.
- We just started.
- Interesting.
- Yeah, it was like first day of school.
- You see he says, yeah,
it happened 8:01 A.M.
On the first day of school.
- Oh my god, the rogue teacher went
and found her, then she applied
to student body president.
- Yeah, the first minute that it would
have been allowable.
- Wait, did you say that the
rogue teacher was a ghost?
- Possessed, maybe?
- If they're a ghost, I
can help you look for them.
- I guess I'm just, I'm
confused how somebody
who is mostly just k*lling rats
is finding the rogue
teacher within a minute.
Was there any...
- I massage Riz's shoulders.
Oh, this is- How?
- She just talks about things
being fair and what not
and that, to me, just
doesn't seem that fair!
But before they were the Rat Grinders,
did they have any kinda big assignments
or anything like that?
It just seems strange to me that
they would go from going
on regular adventures
to k*lling a bunch of rats in the woods.
And then one of their
adventuring party members died.
- Yeah, very sad.
Lucy was a really sweet young girl.
You know, she and Yolanda
are down in the morgue,
down at City Hall right now.
I think they got people
trying to work on those runes
that are preventing
them from being raised.
And it's very sad.
I mean, you know, we're
running out of time
for Lucy, to be able to raise her.
'Cause a year, you know,
we're not gonna be able to
use the sort of easier spell.
It's gonna get maybe impossible, so...
You know, kiddo, I can't-
I'm gonna say here, Riz,
just with your passive Perception,
you become aware that there are things
in Kipperlilly's file that you saw there.
It would mean stealing
from Jawbone's office.
- That's fine.
- [Brennan] You see Jawbone says-
- Ruthless.
- I was hoping you'd go there.
- Yeah, I do have- I mean
with the Arcane Trickster,
I believe my Mage Hand
can be invisible now.
- Cool.
If you wanna give me a Sleight
of Hand check, go for it.
- Cool, can I do like thieves' tools?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cool.
[die rolling]
Nat 20.
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Okay, okay! Okay!
I gleeked all over you and I'm so sorry.
I just was so excited.
- Old Murph who, baby.
I don't even recognize this man.
- All he needed was some moon on his dice.
- That's definitely true.
I think Riz surprisingly
easily lies to Jawbone.
Just like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Jawbone's like, "You
know, she's not a bad kid.
Furthermore, what's that noise?
Is there something going on back there?"
- There are squirrels outside.
[sniffing]
- No.
You see, you end up
grabbing Kipperlilly's file.
So, A+ on finding the rogue teacher.
You have Kipperlilly's file.
There's a lot to go through.
Immediately what you see in Kipperlilly,
just from a quick scan,
is she's been coming
to the guidance counselor
since freshman year
for anger issues.
And even as of freshman year,
you see your name in her file.
- Why? Why though?
- She's got a crush on you, The Ball.
- She's jealous.
- She's in love with you.
- She's jealous of you.
- So that's what you're
able to look at right now.
But you see a lot of
Jawbone basically coming in
and trying to help her with anger issues.
But there's a lot left
in there to explore.
Continuing to move through downtime.
- Real quick, I gotta do disadvantage,
minus two Athletics for Owlbears.
- Here we go.
- That's a seven.
- Can I give you a Bardic?
- You can if you want.
- Oh, can I give you a Bardic also,
'cause it's for Gorthalax.
- [Brennan] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it.
- I was so worried about his sadness.
- The DC is 20, you're at a seven.
- 11, I physically can't do it.
Eight, ugh, 19.
- Oh, Guidance.
- Uh Guidance-
- We all would have
gone to his first match.
- We all would have been there.
- 100%.
My campaign manager.
- You're one point away?
I give you my d10 Portent.
So you start with an
eight, so it makes it a 20.
- [Emily] Yes! Okay!
- The Ball, are you ready?
- Um...
- Hey, you stole from Jawbone?
- I really respect
Gorgug needing to leave,
but Gorthalax needs a win.
- All right, all right.
- You're gonna be absolutely fine.
Nothing bad is gonna happen.
- Hey, please don't
take this the wrong way,
but are you playing, or
are you the ball in it?
I just don't know sports.
- Riz freaks out.
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm not the ball!
- I'm so glad you asked,
'cause I was so confused.
- I was just curious.
- I'm The Ball, I'm not the ball!
- Okay, I just wanted to know going in,
so I knew when to clap.
- Riz, you survive the season.
- Hell, yeah.
- First couple games you like,
every time you are not
carted off of the field
- The Ball.
[helicopter sounds]
- Ah!
- [Brennan] Incredible.
Fig, let's go to Fig.
- Okay, okay.
So.
- The helicopter's landing.
- I have about five things I wanna do,
but we're gonna make 'em real quick.
I think the thing I'm gonna prioritize is,
I think that I haven't felt like myself.
And I think, I thought maybe
it was 'cause Ayda was gone
and then I thought maybe
it was that I was cursed.
But now I've decided that
it's 'cause I haven't
been working on music.
And that's my path back to myself.
So the most important priority
is not going to bard class.
I'm gonna go to Hell,
to my recording studio,
and I'm gonna write a
super metal song called,
"Dawn of Justice."
- Yeah!
- It's like a cosmic battle
between devils and angels.
- Hell, yeah.
- Give me Performance.
Give me a Performance check.
- [Emily] Okay.
- You have a 20?
- Yeah.
- You have a 20 in Performance?
- [Emily] I have a 20 in Performance.
- Much like the rogue teacher,
we are going to have to come
back to this after downtime.
You write this song and
I'm just gonna tell you
that Rip, your sound engineer,
has to stop at a certain point.
He's like, "Hey, we got the whole track.
We got the whole thing in the can.
I think something is..."
When you get out and look
at the bottom of the Bottomless Pit,
there is a light at the bottom.
- Is it like a bad thing or a good thing?
- It looks like a bright,
fiery yellow light
in distant space.
And looking into it, circling
up through the Bottomless Pit,
is a small rotating gust.
Like a dancing tornado
of shattered red crystal.
- Okay.
Is that bad?
Can I have Kristen come down and be like,
Kristen, is this bad?
I'm like trying to
speak to the uncorrupted goddess,
but am I just making it worse?
- No Religion check necessary.
You do not believe Fig is making it worse.
- Okay. Is she busting up
the rage and fighting it?
- Give me Religion real quick.
- Okay. That is a
- Ankarna's infernal domain,
when she died
became unclaimed as her body floated dead
in the Astral Plane.
It looks like Fig has, in
her role as a archdevil,
through the creation of the
most metal song of all time-
"Dawn of Justice" is like,
how many minutes is this song?
- I think it's like eight minutes.
I think that also, in order for Gorgug
to play the drum part I've written,
Adaine has to cast Simulacrum,
so there's two Gorgugs.
- [Brennan] Insane.
- [Siobhan] Absolutely.
- I have to Enlarge one and Reduce one.
- [Ally] Yeah, it's double drums.
- So you have a small you
sitting in your giant lap
as you all.
- Ah!
[tiny scream]
- It's one drum set, but
it's you with a Babybjörn
of the little you like, gah, gah, gah.
- I'm behind them casting Chromatic Orbs,
so there's just like
fireworks in different colors-
- A lot of the sound is
actually like cymbals
being destroyed and ripped apart.
- And we're there reloading cymbals.
- And I think we get Riz to go
full goblin Jimmy Page on the-
[laughing]
- I bet your old manager
is reaching back out.
This is a banger.
- She's gonna be hearing from me.
That's on my to-do list.
- This first track for
whatever your self-released
Bottomless Pit Records album is gonna be,
So you rolled a 38.
This song-
- [whispered] Plus 20?
- ...taps you into your position
as the Archdevil of Rebellion.
And essentially what you see,
religiously, has happened here,
is Ankarna's domain that was just living
in absence, in the death of this goddess
has been pulled into the Bottomless Pit.
So on an infernal level,
Fig has basically said,
no other deity, no other
archdevil may claim this.
I am holding onto this.
This vacant space occupied
by this deity is mine.
- So, in this moment, this was something
that I was gonna try and do in class,
but actually this is kinda
the perfect moment for it.
I took a new spell and I
think I want to kind of,
as I'm casting this spell,
take this fractured energy.
It's Find Greater Steed.
I wanted to try to
create one of the horses.
- Yes!
- [Siobhan] Yes!
- That you have the bridle for.
- Yeah.
- Or that we know about the bridle for.
- I basically wanna create
one of these horses,
these flaming horses that
she once had carry her chariot.
- This massive fiery stallion appears
in the Bottomless Pit.
It rears up in this field of
broken brimstone and fiery sky.
And as it rears up, for the first time
this field of Hell is
illuminated by sunlight.
So it's the fire of the mane
but it is the sun rays.
And it goes.
[screeching]
And screams as fire and
light burst from it's mouth.
And you see Baby goes.
[clicking shutter]
Album art! Ha, ha, ha!
- That's good, that's good.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna,
I'm eventually gonna have
to get on this thing,
so I want to like go over and kind of
tentatively be like, hi.
My name is Figueroth Faeth.
You were once the steed
of a great goddess.
And she's been corrupted,
but I think that in you
remains who she was and
who she could still be.
Will you let me straddle you?
[Ally chuckling]
- [Ally] Give it a hot Cheeto.
- You see that the horse
kneels down onto its legs.
And I think you
fully feel in this moment-
and you still have not, I believe,
Divine Smited in this campaign.
But you feel a wellspring of connection
to fire,
justice,
clarity...
Fill you up and [fiery burst]
The anarchy symbol flames on
your forehead for a moment.
- That's right.
The justice of rebellion.
- The steed kneels down and you can get
on this horse's back.
- I do side-saddle 'cause I'm a lady.
[laughing]
- I love it.
Effectively, I know this is crazy to say-
- You're so dainty.
- This is effectively a Daymare.
Right?
It's like a nightmare, but it is a...
- I just want everyone to know
how hard it was for me to not make
my Find Greater Steed a German Shepherd.
- Oh, I thought you were
gonna say a pentachorn.
- I considered pentacorn, but...
Okay.
- You feel a connection to
this ancient, powerful domain.
Basically, the result of that
incredible Performance check
is not only this banger of a song created,
but in the act of its creation,
if Ankarna were to come back,
her coming back would be
basically adjudicated by Fig.
Fig is sort of sitting
on the domain infernally of this goddess.
- I'm hoping that having this thing
would remind her of who she was before
she let her loyalty lead
her away from her true self.
- And you see, as this happens,
playing this song, those
swirling red things
swirl around you.
Those anger crystals, they are dancing.
It's beautiful.
They're dancing around you
as you're playing the song.
- Anger can be good.
- They're moshing.
- [Siobhan] Yeah, moshing.
- [Brennan] Yeah, they're moshing.
- Moshing, ah!
- Just like crashing into each other.
Ksh, ksh, ksh!
And at the end you see that the Daymare
sort of bidding you farewell
as you finish this time
at the recording studio,
gallops down towards the light.
And you see, there's like a flash.
As it almost waits.
'Cause your spell can
summon things, right.
- Yeah. - So you see it
waiting in that golden light
at the bottom of the Bottomless Pit.
Incredible, any other track checks?
- I am gonna go...
I'm gonna go to paladin class.
- Hell, yeah.
That's gonna be a DC
or- I think Athletics or Persuasion maybe.
- Okay.
- Cool.
- I'll do Persuasion.
[die rolling]
It's a 29.
- [Ally] Yes!
- A+ paladin class, hell yeah.
- I kinda wanna, while
I'm training with Porter,
ask him about- just as
we're training I'm like,
I kinda wanna be like, hey Porter,
I've been thinking a lot
about my infernal domain,
'cause I'm supposed to be like,
getting in touch with myself
to write my agreement.
And I've been looking into other planes,
and I was wondering,
have you ever been to
the Mountains of Chaos?
- Other planes?
Oh, eh, well...
The Mountains of Chaos are in Spyre.
- Oh they are?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh.
I thought they were something
like the infernal domain.
- Well, they are elementally
aligned with chaos.
But no, the Mountains of Chaos lie
to the northwest of here.
And they are a source of a lot
of different dungeons and temples
and things like that.
A lot of student classes that-
I don't believe your adventuring
party ever ventured to
the Mountains of Chaos.
But it's a really common location
for, like, freshmen and
sophomore year adventures.
- Really? Like, which
other adventuring parties
have gone there?
Just 'cause maybe I can ask them about it.
- I know the Seven have stopped by
on one of their adventures.
I know the Rat Grinders
went there many times.
And you know, there's a...
- Spring break.
- I'd say, yeah, a fair amount.
Obviously, your adventures
have been largely
either more wide ranging or more concerned
with sort of apocalyptic events.
But for most kids at
school it's, you know,
find a dungeon, get some
treasure, k*ll some monsters.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Okay, cool.
And then I Smite him.
[Brennan shouts in pain]
- And then the next thing I wanna do is,
I'm gonna prioritize
mystery over warlock class.
- Cool.
- And I wanna use my Dream spell
to visit Lola Embers.
- [Brennan] Hell, yes.
- [Emily] As myself.
- Paladin class, so this
is gonna be a DC 15.
You're using the Dream spell.
- Yeah.
- What kinda track is it? This is mystery?
- Mystery, but since
it's social engineering,
can I use like...
- I'll say Deception.
- Deception, okay.
- Cool.
[die rolling]
- 21.
- On a 21, you see Lola is there
and in her dreams you can see
that she is remembering something.
She is remembering an
email between her and Ruben
about Ruben getting
invited onto a podcast.
- I forgot to follow.
- And you see that there is an email
that is being looped in.
The email being looped in is
JS-Faculty@Aguefort.edu.
- Okay, can I...
'Cause I can appear as a messenger,
or I can appear as myself.
Can I, in the dream,
step out of the shadows
and using dream logic and be like...
- You see Lola goes.
"Gotta respond to emails.
Gotta do more emails."
- Lola, hey.
I talked to Principal
Stardiamond and I want in.
What are the next steps?
- The next steps?
You wanna go back on tour?
Ruben just canceled.
- Ruben just canceled? Yeah.
Ruben canceled and I want in on the plan.
- Give me an Insight check.
[die rolling]
- Nat one.
- Okay on a nat one
she seems very clueless
as you start talking about the plan,
you see she goes like, "The tour?
What plan?
Sweetie, tell me what plan."
- Uh, Stardiamond.
Stardiamond said that you
could get me in on the plan
to summon the god.
- Stardiamond planned to summon a god?
- Yeah, like what you were doing--
- Sweetie, I never know what
the freak you're talking about.
I- look.
Stardiamond never has a plan.
All Stardiamond does is
get in my freakin' way.
He always wants Ruben
off doing other stuff,
not touring, not doing gigs.
It was him that- I think it
was some kinda conversation
with him that made Ruben
come to me and say,
hey, I will only perform at Frosty Fair
if they do it at the Thistlespring tree.
- Um, this is interesting information.
And then I think I need to just turn it
into a standard dream.
So I think I turn into her mom.
- Mom!
I'm talking to a former client!
- Honey, we need to make the pasta sauce!
- Oh! Always with the pasta sauce!
- Standard dream logic.
- Amazing. So that is a job
check with making the album.
That is a academic, that's mystery,
any other tracks?
- I think I'm just gonna
give a note to Zara.
So you can just have that.
It's not a secret.
I'm just expediting.
She can have that note.
- Oo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's just telling her why
I'm not coming to class.
- Ha, ha, ha!
Give me an academic track
for warlock, just in case.
You're rolling it with advantage.
Even just rolling it
on behalf of this note.
- Okay.
I'm going for Persuasion here.
- Cool.
- So, 34.
- Oh my god!
- 30 f*cking 4!
- Fig! k*ller turn!
- 34, so that is an A+.
Fig is an academic f*cking powerhouse.
- You got an A+ on your
letter saying you quit?
- I didn't say I quit.
- So now relaxation
track, DC is gonna be 25.
- Okay. I think I literally
can't do that unless I crit.
If I crit, I won't hit it,
but will you let the crit?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wait, what?
- No, I didn't.
- Oh, it almost did.
- [Ally] Oh my gosh!
- It was a 14.
- [Ally] Oh my gosh.
- It just rolled back and forth.
- [Brennan] It is a Wisdom
saving throw. Yeah.
- Yeah.
I only have a plus one to that.
- I think you're feeling so amped
and f*cking like, empowered.
So we will cover more
about "Dawn of Justice"
and more about the rogue teacher.
As we come out of downtime,
all of you are gathered.
I'd say it's about like,
school year ends in May.
This is like early to mid April.
You're getting your kind of
midterm report cards back.
You are tracking down the rogue teacher,
and you still haven't had time
to go over Jawbone's file.
That all happened today.
But you do see something
in Kipperlilly's file
of mentioning going to a cemetery
in Ashgrove.
And you suddenly think about a cemetery
and the fact that the
rogue professor is a ghost.
- Right.
- So you have Kipperlilly's file.
However, you guys are in the lunchroom.
They give you your midterm report cards.
So today and tomorrow are the last days
before you'll have your spring break.
Getting your report cards,
which are a little bit
late getting to you all.
You should have gotten them
at the beginning of the week.
You finally get them and open them up.
Everything looks pretty good.
Kristen has failed cleric
class and is being expelled.
- [Siobhan] What?
- [Emily] What?!
- Why?
- f*cking Bobby Dawn.
- [Murph] Bobby Dawn.
- Bobby Dawn.
- This is bullshit, this is bullshit.
- Okay.
- Can we appeal to Jawbone?
- We've worked too hard for this.
- Riz, take a lap.
- We've worked too hard for this.
- [Zac] Riz. Riz, please.
- Just take a lap. You take a lap.
- It's not real.
It's not real, though, right?
- Riz. I mean, just truly.
- Probably.
- I gave Riz like a pack of
cigarettes and like snus.
- Okay, I think we need to go
to someone and ask about this.
- [Ally] Jawbone for sure, right?
- Or let's go to Stardiamond.
I'll go straight to that f*ck.
- I tell people about the conversation
that I had with Stardiamond.
Or overheard.
- Yeah.
- So he's bad, right?
- I tell everyone what I
learned in Lola's dream.
That Stardiamond was the one that said
Ruben will only play at Gorgug's house.
- That f*ck. - [Ally]
Stardiamond is the one running it.
- That f*ck.
He seemed so chill.
He was just always playing hackey-sack
with the other kids.
- I think people are
getting possessed and stuff.
I don't know what's going on.
- I do feel like we start soft with-
- [Zac] Riz, are you cracking?
- Are you all right?
- [Siobhan] Riz, do you
need to have a lie down?
- No, I'm not okay. I for
sure need a stress token.
- [Siobhan] I pull a blankey out of my-
- Is this your fifth one?
- No, this is my fourth one.
- Yeah, just take it.
- [Emily] Riz!
- As soon as I see
Kristen's thing I just like-
Ugh.
- This is so annoying.
- There's like a sound
and just one giant bead
of sweat coming down.
- I think you had- as
you were all growing up
and you're looking- with
each passing year of Aguefort
you look a little bit more like you will
when you are adults.
I think a vein appears on
the side of Riz' forehead
that will be there the rest of his life.
[laughing]
- [Emily] It looks kinda good.
Not the nose bleed, the vein.
- Thank you, good.
- Can I summon my fiery
steed to comfort Riz?
- Ah f*ck!
- Here's a huge horse.
- Grab this flaming horse.
- I give him Boggy.
- [Brennan] Incredible.
- [Siobhan] I can change
him into anything,
if you'd find something else more...
- Yeah, could you give
Kristen an A, please?
- I, no that... no.
- Let's go to Jawbone.
- Let's start soft.
- We'll start soft.
- So Jawbone says, "Oh hey
there, kids, how's it going?
Come on in."
- Bad. It's bad.
- I got failed by Bobby Dawn.
- [Emily] There's been a mistake.
- [Ally] There's no merit.
- [Siobhan] This is some bullshit.
- There's no grounds.
- There's no grounds!
- There's no grounds.
- There's no grounds.
- There's no grounds, Jawbone!
- Riz.
- We don't need a groundskeeper,
'cause there's no grounds.
- Yeah.
- There it is.
- We're hemorrhaging money on
the groundskeeper, Jawbone.
- The school just has a keeper.
[laughing]
- You see that he looks and says,
"Okay, okay."
He says, "I'm gonna look up this.
You're absolutely welcome
to challenge this."
- I'll challenge 1v1 if we need.
- All right, we're not gonna do that.
Hold on.
- I will also challenge 1v1.
- I know. k*lling the principal is enough.
- We've k*lled the principal.
We've taken down the high-
- [Siobhan] And we'll do it again.
- ...council of Fallinel or whatever.
- Honestly, we're coming
for the other principal.
- All right, look, look, look.
I hear ya, I hear ya.
- Yeah, can we tell Jawbone
all that stuff about
Stardiamond, also?
- Just remember your cleric teacher,
I'm just suddenly wondering.
- Got m*rder*d.
- Let's just find out what's going on.
Jawbone, what's on the
computer? [stressed chuckle]
- Kristen, your work has been exemplary.
There's notes in here that your
spellcasting is prodigious.
What Professor Dawn has put in here,
in his notes, is that
the prior teacher made
an allowance for you to
proceed in this track
without a divinity living.
And what Mr. Dawn has
done is rescinded that
and said, the cleric,
the student in question
was not able to preserve
the life of their deity
and regardless of their ability
to harness spellcasting, this constitutes
an immediate failure
in this class semester,
which normally would be overcome-able,
but because of the academic
probation you were already in,
it seems that there- and there's
a note in here about that
point being made to
Professor Dawn who said,
"Unfortunately, it is my
estimation that an allowance
being made in this case was not equitable
or fair to other students."
- Are we in school time?
Like is school still-
- [Brennan] Yes, you're at school.
- Can I beeline to the cleric's...
- Yes, I think you guys
can all beeline there.
- No, no, no. Give me a moment.
- Yeah, let's give--
- [Lou] Are you ready?
- We're standing outside.
- [Ally] Just trust me, just trust me.
- All right, here we go.
- We've cast buff spells.
- Yeah, Enhance Ability.
- Oh, I think this guy wants to go.
- Look at this guy. I think he wants it.
- Say the word, my
president. You say the word.
- I take a moment.
I take a deep breath.
- [Emily] My president, oh
president, my president.
- And then I walk in, crying.
- Wow, Miss Applebees.
I behold you weeping in my office.
- My...
My crystals of my god.
Have turned into dusty sand and blew away.
I'm godless.
And I don't know what to do.
- Miss Applebees.
You feel lost and directionless?
- I do.
- Go ahead and give me a Deception check.
- And I would have sent
them in with a Bardic.
- [Lou] As would I.
- And I actually have a d10 now.
- 26.
- He gets one.
- He gets a one?
- He gets a one.
- [Emily] Yes!
- f*ck yeah.
- Ugh.
I'm just having a real
dark night of the soul.
But it's day.
- I understand.
Well, how may I be of service
to you, Miss Applebees?
- Ugh!
I, um...
I saw my grade.
And I saw my expulsion letter
and I was wondering if it's not too late
to maybe go with what's
right there in front of me.
- You mean a return to
the worship of Helio?
- Prodigal as I may be.
- Absolutely remarkable, Miss Applebees.
I think that's a very
wise and noble decision.
- Let's pray.
And I take his hands.
- He prays with you.
- Great.
Let's get that paperwork started.
- Paperwork?
No, there's no paperwork
in the pursuit of the lord.
Helio will welcome you with open arms.
I imagine you'll have
a great deal more time
for worship now.
- Why is that?
- 'Cause you no longer attend
this school, Miss Applebees.
- Even with switching my god?
- I believe you.
You wanna switch your deity,
but the rules are the
rules, Miss Applebee.
I can no longer twist them
than I would be able to break the word
of the Almighty in my position.
- I cast Banishment on him.
- You cast Banishment on him.
Do you raise up and cast a spell?
- No, everyone's outside.
I can't do that.
[battle music]
- Say the word, my president.
- I'm huge.
- Geronimo.
- You guys outside, you see that you have
effectively deceived him,
but that his fundamental goal
was to remove you from Aguefort.
You wanting to look for another deity
is great to him, but he
wants you out of the school.
- So Copperlilly can win.
- Who knows.
You see Jawbone approaches
the rest of you and says,
"Hey, I found something of interest,
but I see you're all sort
of crouched in the hallway
with weapons drawn."
- That's right, my president's in there.
President, we're still here.
- What'd you find, Jawbone?
- Okay, well, your grades are all so good
that if you want, you could
take the Last Standard exam.
- In.
- [Siobhan] In.
- Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
- Honestly, I was hoping we
were going to have to anyways.
President, we've got a twist.
- Kristen doesn't have to leave until
the end of this term, this midterm.
- Okay, let's do it tomorrow.
- Yeah, we're in, right?
- I'm in there with my
trigger finger just about
to cast Banishment.
This is the only way out.
[laughing]
- We don't have to k*ll
another teacher yet,
but we probably will eventually.
- My president,
there's been a twist. We
can take the Last Standard.
- Well, that's really unfortunate.
- Miss Applebees, may I
give you a word of advice?
- Yes.
- When a path is laid before you,
it is the height of arrogance to leave it
and choose your own.
- You're a control freak
and you'll never win.
And I walk out.
[laughing]
- Can I put my head in
and use my goggles on him?
- Yeah, what do you wanna learn about him?
- Oh!
- Yeah!
- I just want his damage
resistances and immunities.
- No resistances or
immunities, damages and stuff.
- Regular freak.
- I cast Erupting Earth just
so- basically under his shoes.
So his shoes smell of sh*t all day.
[chuckling]
- And I Prestidigitation
a fart to follow him
everywhere he goes.
- Just an eruption of stinking sh*t.
Lord, help me!
Helio, preserve and deliver me!
- Oo, it stinks in here.
- As you leave this place,
this horrifying cleric here,
you arrive at the hallway.
Jawbone says, "So the Last
Standard exam is an exam,
it's an optional exam
that students can take
in their junior year that replicates
the conditions of a desperate last stand.
So the point is it's an endurance test
where you are fighting monsters
while answering a series
of academic questions."
- Great.
- [Siobhan] Great.
- Yes!
- [Brennan] And the longer it-
- Yes!
- I call the fighting monsters.
Someone else do the academic questions.
- Yes!
Yes.
- Everyone will have to answer.
There'll be a series of desks.
Everyone will have to answer-
- A series of desks?
- Can we jump on the desks?
- You are welcome to jump on the desks.
Everyone has to answer.
There'll be 12 questions for six of you.
You just have to answer
two academic questions.
There will be a proctor for the exam.
- Who?
- Who?
- That's a big question.
- f*cking Stardiamond.
- Proctor Gavin Pundle.
- Great.
- [Lou] I can work with that.
- I don't recognize the name.
I can work with that.
- Pundle, Pundle, Pundle.
- Let me check my nemeses list real quick.
I don't think he's on there.
- So, the objectives of the
exam are fight heroically,
stay up for as long as possible.
Do not let the monsters k*ll the proctor.
That's 30 points off if that happens.
- Ha, ha!
- Out of 100?
- Out of 100.
- Oh, so we could still,
if we k*ll everybody
but the proctor dies, we
would still get like a C.
- Well, then you got the questions.
- Ah.
- And there will be a cleric on standby
to raise you after the exam is concluded.
- Wait, who's the cleric gonna
be on standby to raise us?
- Doesn't say, there's a rotation.
- Bobby, obviously, right?
Bobby Dawn.
- So it has Grundle and...
- We can't go down.
- Gavin Pundle?
- [Brennan] Gavin Pundle.
- It's gonna be Bobby Dawn.
- He won't bring us back up.
Okay, f*ck.
- Get a good night's sleep
and we'll open it up for ya
first thing in the morning.
- Great.
- Great.
- Great.
- Crazy that we go to this school
where we have to be worried
that the cleric teacher won't
bring us back from the dead.
- It is wild. It is wild.
Who let this happen?
Aguefort!
- The next day you all come to school.
Jawbone shepherd's you to
Principal Aguefort's office.
Where he takes the doorknob off the door,
fixes on a strange, luminous
green pearlescent doorknob,
opens it, and all of you walk into
the Last Standard exam,
AKA The Last Stand.
[dramatic music]
In a far flung place, another realm,
where you see countless Arthur Agueforts
cheering for you.
Students!
You now behold The Last Stand.
Everyone give it up!
You see a bunch have their shirts off
with Gorgug painted across
their chests in letters.
- Professor Aguefort, the
school is falling to pieces,
can you please come to work!
- [Zac] Adaine.
- You're going to do it!
This is what this school is all about.
- It does say Adaine too.
- Gorgug's over there.
Adaine's over there.
You see people taking pictures.
They're talking to each other.
But you see sort of this illusory army
of cheering Arthur
Agueforts in the background
who are all wishing you the best.
You can do it, students!
We believe in you!
- Thank you!
- [Lou] That one's doing the thumb's down.
- [Siobhan] That guy sucks.
- [Lou] f*ck you, dude.
- [Zac] [offended] Hey!
- [Lou] Get on board with the program.
- We don't need the contrast.
- Also, seated at the top of
this sort of platform structure
is the proctor of the exam.
Hello, my name is Gavin Pundle.
I'm the proctor for your examination here.
This is the Last Standard exam.
If there's any questions I can answer
that you have about the proceedings.
You do have a courtesy
due to the extra credit
you've accumulated here.
You do have a courtesy grace period.
- Oh, because we're
all such good students.
- Yeah, we're all incredible students.
- All of us, including
the one who was failed,
kinda just like randomly.
- So I work for the
superintendent's office.
So, I'm not affiliated with the-
- Hey, pal!
- Okay, writing that down.
- Can we get a quick check
on how much HP Gavin has.
- Yeah, hey.
That's you. - Can you hit him
with a quick scan, Gorgug?
- Yeah, can I use my scanner on him?
- Yes.
Bear in mind that the scanner does use
one of your limited
number of battle gadgets.
- Right, right.
- [Murph] Yeah, you probably
don't wanna do that then.
- I got a couple other
things I'd like to do.
- I go up to him and I
kinda straighten his tie
and shirt and stuff.
And I'm like, um...
I'm sorry.
I'm under a lot of stress this year.
And while I touch him I cast Death Ward.
- Hell, yes.
Okay, great.
You cast Death Ward on him, awesome.
Oh, thank you very
much, I appreciate that.
- And I'd like to cast
Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound
and put it right up there next to him.
- So you see multiple moons in the sky.
It's like an alien green sky.
You see appearing over here is Buddy Dawn.
Not Bobby, Buddy Dawn.
So you see Buddy looks out and says,
"Hey, y'all.
I'm a student volunteer,
so I'll be here to raise
ya, iffin ya drop."
- [Lou] Oh.
- Can I do a Perception check on him?
- Sure.
- Do you guys think I
should disguise myself
as the proctor so there's
two proctors on the field?
- Yes.
- Do you think he would let
you sit at a desk with him?
[laughing]
- I think, yeah, I'm just
gonna disguise myself.
- Yeah, I'll cast Greater
Invisibility on him
and then you sit at his desk.
- So some folks are bringing steeds.
Fabian, are you mounted up as this begins?
- Of course.
I'm just on a motorcycle.
- [Ally] They were just like, sure!
- Just wheeled it through the school.
- Yeah, this is a scholastic- exactly.
- Climbed it upstairs.
Yeah, it's just like on neutral
as I kinda scoot it through the hallways.
- [Brennan] Would Cloaca be
here, or any of your other?
No.
- Cloaca's in my heart.
- [Brennan] Cloaca is in
your heart now, beautiful.
- I think I have my
familiar, Winnie the Pooh,
[laughing]
And she will give me the Help action.
- Yes, Winnifred the Pooh!
- Thank you!
- Finally somebody said it.
- [Siobhan] Finally.
Winnie the Pooh is trans.
- She/her-story.
- I have to lose one d8
worth of spell slots.
- You took one?
- Because of stress.
- [Emily] Oh.
- Cool.
- That is five.
- [Brennan] Cool.
We're gonna place Moggy the Doggy.
- [Siobhan] Any time anything
comes within five feet of him,
he will attack.
- Incredible, so we have a Death Ward
on Gavin Pundle as well. Very cool.
- And then I got four Dry Guys.
- I am so sorry to do this to you,
but this is what being
a high level wizard is.
Just please get that all away from me.
[chuckling]
There you go.
And we're going to go ahead.
This will be our temp for your steed.
- Okay.
- Oh, these are my Bigby Hands?
- Those are your Bigby's
Hands, yes, yes, yes.
- Wow, that's so sick.
I want a tackle box of things.
- Yeah!
- Go fishing, baby.
Time to go frickin' fishing.
- I'm gonna become a wizard.
- Ugh, I wanna go fishing so bad.
- I'm thinking putting these Dry Guys,
one on every corner.
Does that track with everybody?
- Each with a little microphone
and an XLR cable tying them together
while they record their podcast.
- Fig riding the Daymare.
[shrieking]
Which has Pegasus status.
Buddy stands there, the
proctor stands there and says,
this is your grace period.
Each of the desks has two
of your academic questions within it.
You are allowed to help each
other answer those questions.
Each of you will be responsible
for 2 of the 12, but you can ask for
help from your fellow party members.
- Will helping our party
members be an action?
- No, it will not be an action.
It will, however, be timed.
So you only have a certain amount of time
to answer each question.
And for you guys to know above the table,
these questions must be answered
by you the players.
They are not solvable
by rolls of the dice.
- Honestly, I'm so f*cking smart.
I'm smarter than Fig.
This is one of my only
characters that I'm smarter than.
- I am absolutely not smarter than Adaine.
- I'm gonna have concentration up on-
I'm definitely not smarter than Riz.
I'll do concentration on Haste on myself.
- Ooh!
You deserve it.
- Puff it up.
- You deserve it!
- So concentration, that's on Riz.
Okay, you've got some
Dry Guys up here as well.
- Yes, Conjure Minor Elemental.
- So Adaine's got a concentration as well.
Fig, what are your spell
effects that are active?
- I'm disguised as the proctor.
I've cast Armor of Ayda on myself
which also, anything I cast on myself
transfers to my steed,
so my steed also has it.
Also, I'm gonna have
Spirit Guardians going.
- Woof!
- Which I think looks like those dancing,
moshing red shards.
- The red shards, hell yes.
- And it says that
anything I cast on myself
casts onto the steed.
Does he also have Spirit Guardians going?
Like if we were to be separated,
would there be two people
on the b*ttlefield?
- I don't think it would be two different,
if you separated. I could be wrong.
But I don't think so.
- Okay, well, he also
has Armor of Ayda on him.
- Cool.
- It lasts for an hour duration.
Can I have ritual cast
Rary's Telepathic Bond on us?
- Earlier in the morning, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Fabian hates to do it,
but he's gonna get out
the Pipes of the Sewer.
[laughing]
- And summon some rats?
- I then have to make a Charisma check
to make them my friends.
- I put on the orangutan mask.
- [Brennan] Perfect. Perfect, perfect.
- Don't steal his rats again.
He hates it when you do that.
- But I'll use it to say,
hey, this guy is the coolest guy I know.
- I'm gonna summon three swarms of rats.
- Okay.
- And then they all make Wisdom checks
against my Charisma check.
- Okay.
- And I guess I have help from--
- Can I give him the Help action with my-
- [Brennan] Yes, you can
give him the Help action with
with the mask.
- Yeah, Charisma check.
[dice rolling]
That is a 23 with a 19 on the die.
- I rolled a one, a two, and four.
- Wow. - So all the swarms
come under your command.
- [grossed out] Eugh, okay.
- Gorgug, what do you got?
- Okay, I got a couple things.
Two of which are spells
but not concentration.
- Cool. - I was gonna do
Warding Bond with Kristen.
So, I have to be within
And then you will get
resistance to all damage,
and plus one to AC and saving throws.
- Sick.
- And then I take half
the damage you take.
And then I'm gonna- Jump
is not concentration?
Is that correct?
- [Brennan] I don't believe so, no.
- Okay, so I'll cast
Jump on myself as well.
And then I'm going to cast
Enhance Ability on myself.
And I'm just gonna do Bull's Strength.
- Okay, that is concentration.
Adaine, what do you have going on?
- I have Conjure Minor Elemental,
Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound,
which is not concentration.
I have Rary's Telepathic Bond
which is not concentration.
Oh, and actually, I will cast
Mirror Image on myself as well.
That is also not concentration.
- So four effects on Adaine.
Conjure Minor Elementals,
Rary's Telepathic Bond,
Mordenkainen's Faithful
Hound, and Mirror Image.
And then Fabian's swarm.
- I've got these rats.
- [Brennan] You've got these rats.
- Now, I have to keep playing
the pipes to keep them here,
but as of now they are here.
And I'll just be playing them until
the exam starts.
- Gotcha, and then no other
spells are operational?
- No other spells other than
just me playing these pipes.
- And is it concentration?
- It's not concentration,
but I have to keep playing the pipes
for them to want to be here.
- [Brennan] Truly ill-advised.
Kristen, what have you
got, you have Death Ward?
- Yeah, I'll throw a
Bless up to everybody.
- Hell, yeah. Bless up.
- Circle of Power doesn't
really reach enough people.
A 30 foot radius for
advantage on saving throws.
Does that still feel worth it?
'Cause people could--
- Oh, since we're pretty spread out here?
- We're 35 right there.
So it's really just me.
It would be these two, me,
Riz, and Fabian would have it.
And people could move into
the aura if they wanted to.
- Circle of Power is not a bad idea
'cause then we could just go near you.
- Okay, I'll do it.
Then I will do Circle of Power as well.
- Circle of Power is
just so freakin' good.
- [Brennan] Okay, Circle
of Power. Hell, yeah.
And Riz.
- Haste up on myself and I'll also take
some time to tuck myself away and hide,
but near Kristen so I'm still in the aura.
- Cool.
- Adaine is so excited that Fabian
is using her solstice present.
- [Brennan] Cool.
Haste.
- Remember you got your
Immovable pushup Rod.
Pull-up rod.
- My what? What is that?
- The pull-up rod.
- Pull-up bar.
Pull-up bra?
- Pull-up rod. Pull-up rod.
- [Ally] Pull-up bra.
- Yeah, a pull-up bra.
It's not a push-up, it's a pull.
- It's little hands holding your t*ts up.
- Go ahead and place your rat swarm, sir.
- Oh yeah!
- I'll tell you what,
the devil works hard,
but the D20 art department works harder.
- Did they just frickin'
print these out right now?
- Right now.
- That is wild.
- [Brennan] They are hot off the presses.
- My hands are burning.
- Okay, concentration on Spirit Guardians,
Enhance Ability, Conjure Minor Elementals,
Bless, Circle of Power, and Haste.
So as Gavin Pundle is
there, he says, "All right,
you will find the academic
questions within these desks.
The monsters will be coming
out of these four gates
at regular intervals
until you are all dead."
- Wait, it lasts until we die?
- It is the Last Stand. Yes, absolutely.
- It lasts until we all die?
Every single one of us?
- That's why there's a cleric here, yeah.
- I thought it lasted until
we answered the questions.
- Oh, answering the questions determines
your grade and outcome.
But what is being measured here
is your ability to nobly and heroically
take your last glorious stand.
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
- Well, then we have a serious problem
with the fact that the cleric is biased.
- Excuse me sir, are you biased?
And you see Buddy goes, "No."
And you see he goes.
- Can we at least Zone
of Truth that real quick?
- [Siobhan] Yeah, can we zone
of truth that real quick?
- Hit him with the Zone of Truth.
- Mr. Dawn has actually already sworn
a magical oath that will
completely strip him
of his divine connection to his deity
should he refuse in anyway to--
- Yeah, I wonder if he fricken took
the Devil's Nectar to do so.
So if we all, just clarifying the rules,
since we're all gonna die.
I feel like that's fair to do.
- Yeah.
- If we all, let's say
we stagger our deaths
and our personal party cleric is the one
to bring us up, does that
still count as a death?
- We all have to be dead
at the exact same time?
Or do we have to each have died once
and then get brought back?
- You see that one of the Agueforts
stands up in the crowd and says,
"You should of course try
to bring your friends back from the dead.
That's what you would
do if you were trying
to last as long as you could."
- Again, this school is falling to pieces.
Why are there so many of you here?
- None of us are real!
We are all illusory.
And of course, it's never
happened in the school's history,
but you could, theoretically,
be the first students
not to die in the Last Stand exam.
- [Siobhan] Pretty maximum legend.
- I mean.
- [Siobhan] Keep playing.
- I f*cking brought these rats,
it's the least we could do.
- You see Gavin does look out and say,
"Technically there are a
limited amount of monsters."
- Okay, okay, okay.
I love it, I love it.
- I'm changing my thing to Cat's Grace.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna Hexblade Curse Buddy Dawn.
- I think he's a stooge.
I think that's a waste of a spell.
- As you see the timer start to go.
[alarm blaring]
So again, academic questions in desks.
They are timed. You cannot roll for them.
Monsters coming out of gates.
You must last for as long as you can.
And if the proctor dies you lose 30 points
off your final score.
So you gotta protect that proctor.
However, many episodes ago,
academic resources were promised.
Gorgug rolled two nat
and has given himself whole hog
with the hardest academic
workload this year.
For two of the 12
questions, if you read them
and decide, f*ck that.
You may 100% stamp two of the 12 questions
as your two academic resources.
[laughing]
- [Ally & Lou] What does it say?
- 100%.
- 0-0-1!
- But you only get two uses
out of 12 questions on that.
- Did that count?
- [Brennan] Did that count?
I'm gonna need everybody
here to roll Initiative.
- Ah!
- [Lou] Yee-haw!
- 15.
- [Ally] Not bad, honestly.
- [Siobhan] Five.
- [Emily] Wait, I roll with disadvantage.
- [Ally] Yeah, same.
- [Brennan] All right, 15 for Gorgug.
- Okay, still 15.
- [Brennan] 15 for Fig.
What did Adaine get?
- Five.
- [Brennan] Five for
Adaine, what did Fabian get?
- 21!
- [Brennan] 21. What did Riz get?
- 23.
- [Brennan] What did Kristen get?
- 12.
- [Brennan] 12, okay.
- f*ck, can I move my elementals?
- As you hear the timer going down,
you can position yourself anywhere
on the b*ttlefield you want.
There are four gates.
You can start absolutely anywhere.
- [Ally] I've got an aura going
if you guys wanna be near me.
- I'm gonna move these
guys in front of the gates
so they'll have opportunity attacks.
- I'm gonna support with the rats.
- Great.
- [Emily] I'm gonna be
over here, but in the sky.
- You want a stand to fly?
- [Emily] Yeah.
- Here we go.
- I'm hiding right now,
but I'll be hiding under my
desk so I can get my things.
- And your disguised
as the proctor, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- You want rats in the sky?
- Yep.
- I'm gonna stop playing
this pipe really soon.
And when that happens, I cannot--
- Okay, yeah maybe don't put them by me.
- I'll put them with- oh,
no. I'll put them right here.
- I wanna be 10 feet
so my Spirit Guardians
can still hurt people.
- Okay, you wanna be 10 feet up, gotcha.
- Yeah, because they'll have
a harder time hitting me.
- No worries.
- [Siobhan] I'll sit at this
desk with my Mirror Images
on each other desk, so it looks like
there's three Adaines sitting at them.
- Three Adaines sitting there? Incredible.
I will also say, again, you guys
have huge academic surpluses.
So, not only do you guys have these rounds
to cast these spells and
get into maximum, best,
most optimal positions.
You guys also see the timer,
hear growls and snarls
behind these gates and can
ready actions if you want.
To be able to use your
reactions to do stuff.
- Great. - I'm just gonna
jump straight up in the air
and look at this lever.
- Yes.
- Can I make like a-
- Go ahead and make an
Investigation check.
- Guys, we got levers.
[die rolling]
- [Ally] Yeah, that's right.
- This guy is hot today.
- [Emily] Hot!
- He's freakin' k*lling it.
- 22.
- 22.
Looking at the levers,
you think that the levers,
they look incredibly sturdy.
It doesn't look like
they can be f*cked with
in terms of like stopping
monsters from coming out.
That does not look possible.
What does look possible is the potential
for getting monsters out sooner.
So if you wanted to like slot in a monster
that's gonna come the next round,
I don't know to what purpose
you would want more monsters on the field.
You could do that.
- Would it be possible to ready an action?
I see all these chains.
Would it be possible to ready an action
to chain up the first
monster that comes through?
- Absolutely, if you wanted to do that.
- Also, I'm just realizing now
that Mage Hand is not concentration.
So I am gonna cast Mage
Hand just to have that out.
- [Ally] Nice.
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.
We will start immediately
before Riz, who acts first,
by placing the first wave
of monsters in the field.
You guys understand that
when the button goes,
on your turn you can
use object interactions
to pull questions out of the desks.
- [Siobhan] Great.
- Okay.
- [Brennan] Okay?
- And it doesn't count as the whole?
- Doesn't count as the whole action
and once that happens, timers start,
and I will let you know
how much time you have
when you pull the question.
- Can I have a readied action
to sh**t a hand crossbow?
- Yes you can.
- I've also designated everyone,
including the proctor, everyone here
including the proctor but not Buddy Dawn
to be unaffected by my Spirit Guardians.
- You guys are all in position.
Who has readied actions?
We have Fig ready to tie up a monster.
- Wha pow.
- So you're gonna
probably have to get here,
with the chain close enough to tie.
- [Emily] Yeah, I've got the
chain and I'm ready to lasso.
- I'm gonna stay where I am and just use
my Returning Weapon.
- Okay, cool.
You stay where you are.
So you have a readied action
for your Returning weapon.
Adaine, any readied actions from you?
- Yeah, I'll have my dust mephits ready,
a Sleep spell on whoever
is gonna come out of that.
- Great.
- Oh, and I will go into it like,
can I ready an action to do that?
Like go into a rage right before?
- Yeah, I'll say that you
can just the turn before,
you can just start raging.
- Is it possible to just
ready an action to attack?
- [Brennan] Yeah. You guys
can just post up and get ready
to f*cking brawl on that.
- I'm just gonna do that then.
- I'm ready to sh**t.
- I'm gonna do that.
- [Lou] I'll just sh**t on this door.
- [Emily] I'm readying
an action to attack this person.
- [Brennan] Cool.
- [Emily] The chain seemed
fun, wanted to use it, but...
- And I think I've told the rats to attack
the first thing that comes through.
- Cool, so everyone's got readied actions
to attack or cast a spell.
- Let's f*cking go!
- So this first wave of
monsters is gonna be,
it's gonna be f*cking tough out here.
- I'll give you the Help action.
- Aw, thanks.
- Hey. Hoot, growl.
- [Together] Hoot. Growl.
Hoot! Growl!
Hoot! Growl!
Hoot! Growl!
Hoot! Growl!
Hoot! Growl!
Hoot! Growl!
- Battle of the brands king bolts, right.
- Yeah, yeah, same.
- Aw, we shoulda done slick back pony.
- Aw!
- Okay, here we go.
One, two, three, four determines the order
of the gates that the
monsters come out of.
- [Ally] Three.
- That's three, so this
will be our gate number one.
Lurching out of this
gate, a fiercesome otyugh.
[gurgling]
Emerges on the b*ttlefield.
Right underneath Fig, a monstrous gorgon,
a steel bull comes charging forward
to interact with these creatures up first,
with our mephit and rat friends.
Out of the gate, directly in
front of Adaine and Fabian,
a massive hydra takes the field.
- Whoa!
- But it's gonna have to
deal with those mephits
and everything else.
- This is tough for me,
'cause monsters are so cute.
- I know, they're all so cute.
- They're really good.
- I love this little "Monsters,
Inc." type guy over here,
with his stupid, big, fat mouth.
- And a mob of skeletons
charges out of this gate.
- [Ally] Oh, great.
- [Lou] Oh, great.
Get 'em, rats.
- So, we're gonna start
some massive rolling
with these giant mobs of summons.
Let's go with the rats first, Fabian,
and let me know when you start rolling.
Let's go with the ones by the hydra first.
- There's a 15 on the die from said rats.
So that's a 17.
- That's good, though.
- A 17 hits the hydra.
- Okay, what do they roll for attack?
- They roll 2d6.
- Okay!
- That's actually good.
- [Emily] 2d6 piercing!
- 2d6 piercing.
- And they have Keen Smell, too.
- [Siobhan] Nice.
- They do seven points of damage
on the hydra.
[violent squeaking]
- Rats are gonna crawl up and bite
and like find-
As this massive multi-head-
[growling]
- Fabian, your face is so red.
[blowing]
- [Brennan] Breathe, Fabian, breathe.
- [Lou] If I stop playing they go away!
- I yell to Buddy, this is what happens
when you make friends with the rats
instead of just k*lling them!
- Circular breathing.
- You see-
- Didgeridoo, didgeridoo.
- Incredible.
Okay, they start attacking the hydra
and you notice that they are attacking
the hydra's body.
They're not going up for its head.
They're going into the places in between.
So it doesn't look like any of its neck
or anything has been attacked.
- And that's a flaw? We don't like that?
- No, no, no.
With hydras you gotta chop
off their head and burn them.
- Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
- It's gotta be fire damage,
or I think maybe radiant.
- I could Fireball that.
- You guys are also, by
the way, allowed to use-
your junior year adventuring
academy characters
would know all the sh*t about
monsters that you guys know.
- [Siobhan] Great, sick.
- [Murph] Great.
- You don't have to
worry about meta-gaming
monster knowledge.
- We're literally going to school for it.
- My Hydra 101 class
was really interesting.
- [Brennan] Skeleton rats, give it to me.
- Skeleton rats.
That's a 19 on the die.
- Woo!
- [Brennan] That hits.
♪ Skeleton rats and skeleton rats ♪
♪ They're the skeleton rats ♪
- That's nine points of piercing damage.
[blowing]
- [Brennan] The second swarm of rats does
a really good job against this skeleton.
Roll for the ones that are attacking
this gorgon over here.
- Only a nine for those rats.
They're furthest away.
They can't hear my beautiful song.
- Yeah.
- So the gorgon is not affected.
Let's roll for these mephits.
- [Siobhan] It's a Sleep
spell, so it's a DC 10
Charisma saving throw.
- DC 10 Charisma saving throw.
Are they casting it?
- They're casting it.
- Are they casting it on
every single group of enemies?
- Yeah.
- What is the exact wording of that?
If they fail the save they
automatically go to sleep?
Or is it a certain amount of hit points?
- I don't even know if
there's a save for Sleep.
I thought you just roll the...
- Yeah, you roll HP, right?
- Yeah, you just roll HP.
- Oh really? Oh, great.
- So go ahead and roll hit points.
And we can say, you can roll separately
for each effect if you would like.
- Great, so I'll do skeletons first.
- [Lou] That ain't bad.
- That's a 10, 24, 32.
- 32!
- So how many skellies are going down?
- As insane as it is...
- Uh-huh.
- Because skeletons should
not be able to fall asleep.
The dust mephits pull
like sandman dust and go.
[cackling]
A bah!
And three of the skeletons
straight up go to bed.
One, two, three are down.
[sleepytime music]
The badly injured one is one
of the ones that goes down
because it starts with the
lowest hit point total first.
- Great. So don't hit any of those guys
'cause if they get hit they become...
- [Brennan] They'll pop back up.
- Okay, so next.
- [Brennan] Go ahead and roll.
- Big mouth boy.
- For the otyugh.
- That's a 12.
That's not gonna send him to sleep.
- Not gonna send him to
sleep, and go ahead and
roll for the hydra.
- Hydra, and then the bull as well.
- 22 is not gonna put him to bed.
- Okay, and then what about the bull?
- No, you can roll for the bull as well.
- Great.
- It just has an insane amount
of hit points, for sure.
- Yeah, that's a 15.
- 15 is not gonna do it.
- Great, I'll take it.
Three skeletons down, I'll take it.
- Great, it's good. Three skellies down.
- Three skellies down!
Okay, now we're getting
into all of your reactions.
- [Lou] Great.
- [Brennan] We can do it initiative order.
Riz, let's do your reaction first.
- Great, pop out, sh**t the gorgon.
- [Brennan] Here we go.
Or the otyugh?
- [Murph] Oh, is that what it's called?
- Yeah, the otyugh.
- Right there, okay.
Yeah, that's a 28 to hit.
- [Brennan] That's
definitely going to do it.
- Okay.
Ooh, yes.
- [Ally] Hey!
- Oh my god, that's awesome.
That's so good.
- You deserve this, Murph.
You deserve this season.
- You deserve this, Murph.
- [Siobhan] You deserve it.
- I'll burn a Fury of The Ball
right off the bat and do a cool 48 damage.
- Wow!
- My man.
- You do 48 damage to this otyugh?
Unbelievable.
Bam!
The Ball, you see Riz leaps
up from behind the desk,
balancing your arm on the desk.
Blam!
This is, again, not even your
turn. Just your reaction.
And because you're a rogue
you'll get sneak attack
on your turn, too.
So you use your attack, you are exposed.
As you fire on that otyugh,
you do see late to the party,
because of how slow they are,
emerging behind the otyugh
from this stinking hole,
three ochre jellies emerge.
- [Emily] Oh, I really
like jellies in D&D too.
- [Brennan] As they begin to emerge.
- [Siobhan] That first one gets an attack
of opportunity from my dust mephit.
- Go ahead and make the attack.
- Great.
- Come on, dust in jelly.
I can't think of something worse.
[chuckling]
- Give us the texture, goddammit.
- Have you met my friend, Dustin Jelly?
- Dustin Jelly!
- That's a 16 to hit.
- 16 is definitely gonna hit.
- Agh, and that's a big old five damage.
From this little dust guy.
- [Brennan] Is that slashing damage?
- Yes, it is slashing damage.
- [Brennan] He deals five damage.
Two smaller ochre jellies appear
as that one fades away.
But you do deal five damage.
- And now we know, don't
slash the jellies, I guess.
- No slashing of the jellies.
- [Emily] No slashing.
- They look small. It looked like it hurt,
but these two different jellies appear.
That is Riz's reaction.
Let's go to Fabian's reaction.
- Great, I'll be sh**ting the hydra.
- And I gave you the Help
action as my reaction.
Is that possible in economy?
- You can give the Help
action as you reaction.
Yeah, absolutely.
- Or like as my prepared action.
- [Brennan] Yes, yes, yes.
You give him advantage, yes.
- That's gonna be 17 on the die for a 27.
- That will definitely do it.
[heavy breathing into imaginary pipes]
- For a total of eight.
- You actually see that Fabian puts
a crossbow into his thick chest
as it starts to bleed from that injury.
Moving right along. Figueroth Faeth,
let's go to your reaction.
- Okay, I'm gonna Booming Blade this guy.
Do I know if he's undead or a fiend?
- You would know. He is
not undead or a fiend.
- Do I know if he has like
resistances to lightning?
- I don't know if you would know that off
the top of your head.
- Okay, that's fine. Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm gonna try to hit him.
- He seems pretty metallic.
I feel like that would
make him more susceptible.
- [Ally] Yeah, more conductive.
- That's what I'm hoping.
I rev up my, uh...
- I never know.
- I rev up my guitar with
the f*cking metal "Dawn of Justice."
Oh my god.
I got a nat one.
- Luck point, Luck point.
- I will use my Luck point.
[gasping]
Another nat one.
- Oh no!
- Murph! What are you doing here?
- [Brennan] Your steed
gives you the Help action.
- Are you Freaky Friday-ing?
- Your steed is not gonna attack
and use his reaction.
He uses his reaction to
give you the Help action.
Roll again.
- It's a three.
- Get rid of that dice.
- Yeah, throw it!
- [Brennan] Oh, no! No!
- What do I add to it?
I add just 10.
- 13?
- Okay, well I am gonna stay in range
so that he'll take the
Spirit Guardian damage.
- Remind, and guys for
this battle especially
with how high level you all are,
keep me apprised of your
spell effects, cool?
Keep me apprised of your spell effects.
If you think that I've missed something
and that you had an advantage,
try to keep me honest.
- I think for this guy we
have to cut its heads off.
- We have to cauterize its heads.
So if you cut it with
anything but fire damage,
it'll grow two heads back.
- [Brennan] Gorgug, your reaction.
- Can I throw my axe
at this guy from here?
- Yes, you can.
- Okay, I'm gonna just
Recklessly throw my axe.
- [Lou blowing] Rats, move!
- And over your head,
whoom, as the axe f*cking...
- Ah!
- 23 to hit.
- 23 hits.
- Where'd you go, Fig?
- Where'd you go, Fig?
- Ooh, I did, um...
- You gotta roll Bless, too, right?
- [Lou] Oh yeah, with Bless.
- Oh yeah, I did have Bless,
but I don't think that would've gotten...
- You deal 20 damage, okay.
- I rolled my Bless and
it would have been four.
- Oh wait, what?
- [Emily] Would 17 have hit?
- Did you use Flash of Genius or no?
- I didn't, because he used his reaction.
- Okay, copy that.
- You know, that's good information.
Now we know.
- [Brennan] The gorgon
is remarkably tough.
- You did great, you did really good.
I believe in you. Spring break.
- I'm having an identity crisis.
- No!
Gorgug, the axe sails through the air
and Gorgug cleaves one
of the Hydra's heads.
- [Ally] Oh sh*t.
- So we gotta cauterize that.
- [Brennan] That's Gorgug's reaction.
Kristen's reaction.
Oh, I gave Help action to...
- Okay, Adaine, that's your reaction.
- I'll Chromatic Orb the hydra, sure.
- Go for it.
- With fire.
- Nice.
- Nice.
- Ooh!
- Yes, yes, yes.
Here we go.
Yaggada.
- [Ally] Yes, thank god!
- And that's a 26 to hit.
- 26 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
- That's a 14, 14 damage.
- 14 damage.
- 14 fire damage.
- 14 fire damage.
As the gates open and
these monsters stumble
from darkness into light,
screaming, gnashing.
The Bad Kids leap into action.
The Heavy Metal Axe sails through the air,
decapitates one of the hydra's heads.
And you see two mucus-covered bulbs begin
to emerge from the stump at the neck.
And Adaine Abernant, whoom,
flings a ball of fire
and burns and seals the stump
as scales cover over it.
The hydra now only has
four of its five heads.
Incredible.
We are now gonna jump into Initiative.
At the beginning of Initiative,
Riz is gonna act again.
This is your full turn.
- [Murph] Great, I look in my desk.
- At your desk you see two folders.
The two folders at your desk say,
Investigation and History.
- We'll start with Investigation.
- You will have two
minutes for this question.
- Oh my god.
- You will have two
minutes for this question.
- [Ally] This is scary.
- [Lou] Actual exam.
- It's an actual exam, actually an exam.
- Yeah, this is literally an actual exam.
[player screams]
- No!
- It's got the scary sh*t on it.
- Seeing it, triggering.
Just the way that is printed out.
- Absolutely triggering.
- I hate it.
- You will have two minutes.
Remember that you do have,
if you feel you need to give up,
you have to stamp it
before your time is out.
- Okay.
- Riz, you grab Investigation.
Your time starts now.
- Okay, um...
- And we all work together?
- Read it out loud.
- [Brennan] Read it out
loud, read it out loud.
- Bony Girth, it just says.
- What'd it say?
- Number one, Bony Girth.
- I'm guessing we-
- We rearrange.
- We have to rearrange it.
- Oh, Garthy O'Brien. Garthy O'Brien.
Right?
- [Murph] No.
- No?
- Bony Girth.
- Bony Girth.
- Spelled B-O-N-Y?
- B-O-N-Y.
G-R-T-H.
- Is it Garty?
- It feels like it is Garty O'Brien.
- [Siobhan] Garty O'Brien.
- Garty...
- There's no A.
- Oh, but it's like a...
Yeah, hang on, hang on.
- O'Brien. B-R-I-E-N.
- Hang on, there's no E.
So B-O-N-Y space, G-I-R-T-H.
- [Emily] G-I, bony.
Uh.
- [Murph] Night.
- Night Yorb!
- Oh, Night Yorb.
- [Brennan] Correct!
Boom!
[players cheering]
- Incredible!
- Nice.
- Okay, Riz you do Night Yorb
and like get on the desk writing.
As you do that, Gorgug,
would you do me the honor
of just stamping that 100%?
- But wait, that's not using one?
- That's not using one.
- Okay, cool.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- All right, you guys hold onto that.
You marked it up.
- [Siobhan] That was a flourish.
- [Brennan] Hell, yeah! Let's go.
Last Stand Exam.
- Do stamp tricks, stamp tricks.
- Okay, now I will take my turn by.
Okay, let's see.
I'm going to Misty Step in.
I'm gonna cast Booming Blade.
- Okay.
- So that if this thing moves,
it takes more damage.
But first I'll make an attack
with the Sword of Shadows.
- Um.
- That's a 22 to hit.
- That's gonna definitely hit.
- Great, okay.
- Are you getting sneak attack on him?
- Yeah, 'cause I got the elemental.
- Yep, you've got the
elemental right there.
Cool, cool.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- 42 damage.
- Yeah!
- [Brennan] 42 damage.
You come up with this
sword, deal 42 damage.
This otyugh
[gurgling]
One its tentacles sloughs
off as shadow magic
erupts from your blade.
This thing is looking bad.
- Okay, after having Misty Stepped to it,
I will use one of my Haste
actions to Disengage.
And then use my movement to
get right back to my desk.
- Ooh, baby!
So just whoom, and you
spring back to your desk.
Incredible turn.
Fabian, that's gonna be you.
- [Lou] All right, I'm done
with this f*cking pipe.
The rats have served their purpose.
- [Brennan] Goodbye rats.
You wanna hand me those rats?
- Oh, they just become normal rats.
They can still hang out.
If they want to defend
themselves and their livelihood.
- Their livelihood!
- I'm just gonna object
interaction for the desk behind me.
- Yes, you can.
You go to interact the desk behind you
and the desk opens its
mouth revealing a mimic.
- Okay.
- You see in the back of its throat,
it does have two folders.
But it is going to attack
you as it appears first.
- Whoa, that looks cool.
- That's super cool.
- Yeah, way to go Rick.
Great job.
- That's what school feels like.
- Fabian, you take 14 points of damage
as this thing lashes you with its tongue
and bites into your leg.
- Did it miss at all?
- It did not miss on its attack.
Unless you're doing any Shield
or anything like that.
- Ow! Watch out!
[chomping noise]
- They're not just desks!
- Because you have been bitten,
and it's got its mouth on you,
you can reach in and grab one
of the things inside of it.
- Great, I'll do that.
So uh, I don't have to k*ll it to get it.
I can just f*cking let it bite me.
- You can just let it
bite the sh*t out of you
and reach into its mouth
to grab these things.
- I have bigger fish to fry.
Yeah, I'll take one of them.
- You see the two in there
say, Athletics and Common.
- Athletics and Common?
- Yes.
- Eh.
I'll take Athletics.
- You take Athletics.
This is a one minute timed question.
- Okay.
- You have to do a real
dance in real life.
- Okay, get ready.
In three, two, one.
- What rival Bloodrush team do our beloved
Owlbears most often compete against?
A, the Buccaneers which
are from Bastion City, no.
B, the Hellions, C, the
Grapplers, or D, the Scoundrels?
- [Together] Hellions.
- The Hellions? Do we
think it's the Hellions?
- Wait, no, I think it's the Buccaneers
'cause Bastion City is the next city over.
- No, but that's the professional team
that Ragh is actually
currently training for.
- You're absolutely right, yes.
- So I do think it's the-
- The Hellions.
- The Hudol Hellions.
- [Siobhan] Hudol Hellions, right.
[general agreement]
- [Brennan] That is correct!
Fabian gets it right.
Here we go.
Stamp it up.
- [Lou] Stamp it!
- [Ally] Stamp that sh*t!
Stamp that sh*t!
- Goal!
- Let's go, baby! Let's go.
All right, amazing.
You guys are chugging through it.
Fabian, go ahead and take
the rest of your turn.
- Okay, does the Hangman itself do...
- Yes, the Hangman can
attack on its action.
- Does it by chance do fire damage?
Or if I let it turn into a hound,
could it do fire damage?
- If you let it turn into a hound,
it can do fire damage.
- Great, I'm going to dismount
and let it turn into a hound.
- [Brennan] Sire, I am ready
to fight alongside you.
- [Lou] Great.
- [Brennan] The Hangman appears,
Fabian on the motorcycle goes away.
It's gonna act on your turn.
- Great, and I think we're
gonna charge the hydra.
I'm gonna try and knock
off one of its heads
and then have my man
seal them up behind me.
- So go ahead and Fabian
can take his turn.
First you rush in right under
the snapping jaws of this enormous hydra.
- All right, first attack
is going to be an 18.
- You're Blessed.
- Ooh.
- Is gonna be a 20 to hit.
- That'll do it.
- Great.
We'll put a lot of mustard on it.
Third level spell.
So that'll be 3d6 radiant damage.
- Ooh.
- We'll make it a Goading attack
so that it doesn't try- and
so DC 17 Wisdom saving throw
to not have disadvantage
on attacking anyone but me.
- Hydra fails the save.
You see it eyeing the proctor.
Like some eyes are
looking at fake proctor.
Some at real proctor.
But now they all turn to focus on you.
- Great.
- Proctor, proctor.
- And then we'll also
add a Defensive Flourish.
- That's right.
Try to get two heads.
- Okay, that brings me up to 23 AC.
Three radiant, the normal,
and the Trip attack, great.
So that's four.
[many dice rolling]
Okay, 10.
- Cool.
- We'll swing again.
[die rolling]
That's another 20 to hit.
- 20 hits, go ahead and roll damage.
- We'll burn another third level spell.
And we'll make this one
a Trip attack for fun.
- If that was radiant damage,
did it close itself off?
- You see that radiant damage
does not appear to be doing it.
It needs to be pure fire.
- Does it seem like we have to slice them
and then do the fire damage.
Or would fire damage...?
- Oh, fire damage alone
would stop the regrowing
before it even started.
- That's 37 points of
damage on the second attack.
- Jesus!
- Yoo!
- Yeah!
- And now, can I make a Perception check
on how it's doing?
- Oh well, you come like,
you grab this f*cking document.
Like on top of a desk that is biting you,
you write the correct answer
and throw the sheet behind you.
You leap off of your
motorcycle as it transforms
and turns into this hellhound
galloping behind you.
You come up and grab one head.
You put your sword through
one eye and out the other.
[grunt of effort]
Slash through the head, rip it off
and leap up and just, you
have a piercing weapon,
you just double hand.
Your core is so tight
after all this dancing.
This perfect pirouette and
with a piercing weapon,
hack a third head off.
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- [Brennan] This is looking so rough.
It's two of five heads.
- Great, let's Action Surge.
- Woo!
- We'll go again.
- [Emily] If you can
get all those heads off.
- That's gonna be a... that's gonna hit.
That's 29.
We'll burn a second level spell on that,
just with the normal attack.
Six.
Nine.
We'll go one more time.
That will be another 20 to hit.
- You've hit on every single attack.
- Another second level spell.
- He's hitting rolling sevens.
He's rolled three sevens.
- Unbelievable.
- 8, 11, another 21.
- 21 damage.
- Hell, yes. Hell, yes.
- Fabian, you feel your body just like,
there's no "falling off the van."
There's no "can't jump on the tables."
You have spent months aligning your body
and your will in perfect unison.
Three of the heads
are lopped off by Fabian in one turn.
And there is a single
hydra head remaining.
And even that one you have
managed to stab in the throat
multiple times in this flurry of action.
This hydra is looking at death's door.
- Can the Hangman now attack?
- The Hangman can now attack.
- Ooh.
- Yes, b*tch.
- The Hangman can actually
use his fire breath,
which is a rechargeable ability.
- Great, we'll do that.
- So we're gonna roll a
Dexterity saving throw
for the hydra.
Go ahead and roll 6d6 fire damage for me.
- Okay! Okay!
Three sixes.
- Goodbye to the hydra.
- [Ally] Three sixes,
two threes, and a five.
- I have 29 points of
fire damage, I'm assuming.
- Does that seal 'em all up?
Does that seal 'em all up?
- Here's the deal.
It made its save,
takes half damage, and still is destroyed.
Fabian Aramais Seacaster,
describe what happens.
- I think it's just, it's pure dance.
I think it is dancing.
It's all of the flow that
he's been working on in class.
None of the rigidness of stabbing.
[classical piano]
It's just jumping, rolling
over heads to stab other heads,
to do sit-ups, to pop heads off.
It's elegant. It's gorgeous.
Blood sprays everywhere.
And I think Fabian literally like ends it
in kind of like a bow.
- As you take the last head off,
the Hangman goes.
[growling]
And fire roars out in a cone.
Every single head is sealed.
This headless monstrosity
tumbles to the ground dead
and the Hangman on his
big, boney, infernal paws
bows in mirror of you in the dance.
Sire.
- It's like when they
dance with their dog.
- Yeah!
- Put on a little top hat and a cane.
- And after Fabian's turn
the Hydra was up next.
Incredible.
Any bonus actions from Fabian?
- Uh...
Adaine!
You got this.
- Me?
- You!
- Oh!
- Bardic.
- Incredible! Hydra no more.
Off the f*ck' b*ttlefield.
It is Gavin Pundle's turn.
- Gavin Pundle gets a turn?
- Gavin Pundle goes, "Okay."
And writes something
down in a little book.
- Seems like a good thing.
- Seems like a good guy.
- The Mimic is gonna
take a swing at Adaine.
Which is gonna interact, I
believe, with Mirror Image.
- If it hits me I then roll.
- It does hit.
- No, it don't.
- All right, one of your duplicates
blinks out of existence
as the Mimic attacks.
Figueroth Faeth, that is your turn.
- [Ally] Yeah!
- I feel like the dice
don't believe in me.
And I don't know if I believe in myself.
- [Siobhan] Area of effect?
- You got it, you got it.
- Come on.
- Come on, Fig.
- We've got a big area
of effect right here.
- I think I'm not gonna
try to do any of that.
I could just probably
get rid of these guys.
But I kinda wanna do this.
- I feel like those guys might be-
- They're gonna be like
resistance to fire.
- I think they're weak to fire.
- You think they're weak to fire?
They look like they're orange.
- But they're wet.
- They're wet? Okay.
Then let's try and light some.
Let's try and... I don't trust myself, so.
- Here's my worry with these dudes,
if we don't deal with them
with an area of effect spell,
like a heavy hitter like me
that can only hit one person
is never gonna be able
to deal with these dudes,
and these dudes are
coming for the proctor.
- Great, I love it.
We're gonna do a fifth level.
I'm so sorry to your dust mephit.
- It's absolutely fine.
- We're gonna do a fifth level Fireball
on everyone here.
- I wish to die!
Fifth level Fireball, that's
gonna hit absolutely everybody.
- Okay, excellent.
- The dust in that AC unit caught fire.
- Try to hit Buddy too.
[rolling so many dice]
- Look at that.
- No. A lot of twos and threes.
- Hey, but that's a lot of dice.
- You're really Brennan-ing over there.
- How many d6?
- Just so many.
- 10, but it will be disappointing.
Okay, 33 damage.
- That's great.
- 33 damage.
Fig, astride your Daymare, this horse
of the former Goddess Ankarna,
you watch as the otyugh, the mephit,
and both of the smaller jellies vanish.
Go ahead and describe to me what
the spell looks like as it
erupts over the b*ttlefield.
- I think that, I mean
this is just infernal.
This is just Fig.
I just throw a bunch of-
I summon a bunch of rebellious
flame and throw it at them.
- [Brennan] Hell, yeah.
- [Ally] Your new song blasts.
- Yeah.
It looks like a football in my hand
and shout "Brady" and then throw it.
- Incredible.
The remaining ochre jellies do not split.
They look vastly, vastly diminished.
Even the two that are
remaining are this big now.
- [Ally] Oh, they're too cute!
[players cooing over tiny jellies]
Oh my god, they're so cute!
- Look at the little babies!
- They're little babies.
Can we be friends with them?
- And I will also Hexblade Curse this guy.
- [Brennan] The gorgon.
- [Ally] Oh nice!
- [Emily] Since he's
in my Spirit Guardians.
- Okay, that's your bonus action.
Gorgug, that is your turn.
You guys, this first turn of the Bad Kids,
these monsters come just meeting
their f*ck' certain death.
As you guys swarm all over them.
- I'm gonna back off from
the skeletons in front of me.
And I'm gonna take, I think
three attacks on the bull.
- [Brennan] Cool. Go for it.
- A Reckless.
Nat 20.
- Oh my god.
- Second attack.
Nat 20.
- [Ally] What?
- What the f*ck?
- That frickin' legible dice.
- What the f*ck is going on?
[disbelieving giggling]
- [Zac] And then frenzy.
- [Brennan] They are
all three going to hit.
- Wow, two crits and a hit.
- Are these ranged attacks?
- Yes, ranged with the Returning axe.
- f*cking unreal.
- Ha, ha, ha!
- So that's, this is
the first two attacks.
- Oh my god.
- Okay, that's, holy sh*t.
Three, 44.
- 44 plus 16.
- And then one more attack.
For another 10.
- 70 points of damage.
- He's knocked prone, I think.
- [Brennan] And is knocked f*cking prone!
- [Ally] The Spirit
Guardians to finish him off.
- You see this gorgon go [snort grunts]
Just poison smoke out of
this giant steel bull.
Gorgug leaps onto the structure
with the proctor on it
and the Heavy Metal Axe,
the feeling of Gorgug throwing this axe,
all of you, it's not that
you are blown away from it.
You actually all feel yourself
tugged in its direction
like it's gaining so
much mass that it gains
a gravitational pull.
[grunting]
- I'm doing math!
- Zoom, bam!
This bull is slammed up
against the wall, knocked down.
Has gone from uninjured to badly bloodied
in a single turn.
Gorgug, that is your turn.
The Initiative is nuts in this battle.
How much you guys have
taken out the enemies,
all right before they were about to go.
- [Ally] Yeah!
- [Brennan] Kristen, that's gonna be you.
- I still have the shards.
I think I'm gonna take the shards out.
I don't know if word
travels with the f*ck'
Buddy and whatever Dawn, but Cassandra
is still my god.
I think I say a prayer to her
that I still deeply believe
in the uncertainty of everything.
And I look at these skeletons
and I cast
Turn Undead on them.
- Oh, hell yes.
- Vroom, vroom.
- So if the creature is CR two or lower
they're instantly destroyed.
- No save?
- No save.
And if not, then they...
- I think you got 'em.
- Yeah, did I get 'em?
- [Brennan] I believe that you are right.
- What's the word?
- Did we get 'em?
- Hold on, did we get 'em?
- We're just waiting for confirmation.
- Standby.
- [Brennan] Hold on one second.
- Standby.
- I'm hearing that we got 'em.
Are we gonna call it?
- No, no, when it fails its saving throw
against your Turn Undead.
- Mission accomplished.
[chuckling]
- Skeletons aren't gonna
have a good saving throw.
- It is a Wisdom saving
throw, I believe, right?
- Uh, yes, a Wisdom saving throw.
- [Siobhan] How wise are
these frickin' skeletons?
- Their Wisdom is minus one.
They need 18s or higher.
Let's see if we get any 18s.
- Eight of em?
[dice rolling]
Some of them are asleep.
Do they auto fail?
- It doesn't matter.
- Ha, ha!
- Woo!
- Describe what it looks like
as Kristen raises her hand here.
- Oh just like, shining
purple shimmering light
exudes from me in like
a giant question mark,
the hook of which piles them all up
and slams them deep into the ground.
- [Siobhan] Nice.
- Boom!
Chill night air.
A cool breeze.
You are all refreshed and made to feel
as though this moment has
long been waiting for you.
Normally, I tend to end our episodes
in cliffhangers, moments of doubt,
and sudden turning of the tides.
Instead, here at the Last Stand,
we end in a moment of unbridled triumph,
competence, acclaim, and
victory for the Bad Kids.
We wrap up the Last Stand next week
on another episode of "Dimension 20".
Tune in then.
- It'll never change.
- It'll never change.
- It'll never change.
- [Brennan] We return into
combat in the Last Stand.
In the middle of Kristen Applebees' turn.
Pullin' a Beardsley.
- Don't. Leave it. Leave it!
- Kristen, what are you doing?
- [Ally] You got it.
- Ah! Ow!
Ow!
Boom!
- Yes.
- Do it, Riz.
- It's crit city, baby.
- So sick.
- You see the alarms start once again.
[alarm blaring]
Gavin says, "Wave incoming."
Monsters are about to appear any second.
- Hit me, b*tch.
- Having one attack
means every time I roll,
I feel sick to my stomach.
- [Brennan] Here we go.
- Ah!
- Brennan, you can stop.
- That's enough!
- Adaine!
- I don't know why you're yelling for me.
I don't know what I can do for you.
- You're gonna be the
first to die, Adaine.
- Not the same dice as before, right?
- It's a different dice.
- Yeah, great.
- You want one that's
been rolling good for me?
- No, 'cause I'll ruin yours.
- This f*cking Mimic.
Aye-yi-yi.
- I might be kinda f*cked here.
- That is a critical hit.
- h*!
- Ooh, not good. Not good at all.
- What?
- Whoa!
- I know the team is on my shoulders.
- Plenty more academic questions.
This is a one minute- three minute-
five minute.
- Five minutes?
- Woo!
- Driver's ed.
Elven and Arcana.
Religion.
- Cutting it close.
- We're getting close.
- Performance, Medicine,
Biology and Mathematics.
- Pretty bad.
[Siobhan gasping]
- This totally f*ck our exam.
- Absolutely wild.
- This is so crazy.
- [Brennan] Three, two, one.
♪ T-T-T-Taking over, teenage rebellion ♪
♪ No more fantasizing about it ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey♪
♪ Hey, let's go♪
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21x14 - Dawn of Justice
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.