04x06 - The Wheel Deal

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

-[muffler pops]
-Ah.

Oh, Floyd, thank you
for taking the children bike riding.

You know, physical fitness
is very important for young children.

Oh, yes, indeed.

Now, are you sure you have everything?

Got my list right here. Let's see.

Bikes, check.

Helmets, check.

-Tool kit, check.
-All right, coming through!

[Floyd] Bug spray, check.

Bugs, check. Daffy, check.

Lola, check.

Sylvester, check.

Taz, check.

And Tweety. [gasps]

Tweety?

Where's Tweety?

Haven't even left and I've lost Tweety.

Calm down.

Everybody stay calm.
I'll think of something.

-Tweety!
-[clearing throat]

Floyd.

[all] Tweety!

Tweety. There you are.

Come now. Off to the park.

No. I wanna stay with Granny.

I don't wanna go bike riding.

Oh, my sweet dear, why?

Because I'm the only one
who doesn't know how to ride yet, Granny.

You'll still have fun.

I promise.

Yeah, Tweety.

It'll be a regular Mardi grass on wheels.

And you children will make sure
Tweety has a good time, won't you?

Never better.

-Fun!
-Absolutely.

-Positively!
-You bet!

Well, okay.

But if I'm not having fun,
I want to come home right away.

It's a deal. Hop in.

All right already.

Let's get this showboat on the road.

[all cheering]

[Bugs shouting]

Now that, pal, is what I call bike riding.

Woo-hoo! Look out below!

Ain't I a sight for sore ears?

[horn honking]

Is it me, or are the hills hillier here?

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

[laughing]

[Floyd panting]

[Floyd] Not so fast.

Kids! Kids!

Didn't I tell you we'd have fun, Tweety?

Yes, you did.

So when does the fun start?

And to think,
you didn't wanna come with us.

Yeah. Silly little me.

[Floyd continues panting]

Hey, g*ng, follow me.

No, you follow me!

Woo-hoo! Out of the way, slowpokes!

Nothing is gonna stop this dashing duck.

[grunting]

See? I told you nothing can stop me.

[shouts]

With a possible exception of that.

And that. And that. And that. And-- Ow.

Take it easy, Floyd!

Floyd.

[panting]

Now I know why they make
you wear helmets. Ooh, boy.

Clear the way.
Rapid rabbit coming through.

[Lola laughing]

[panting]

Clear the way.

Yes, indeed.

The perfect place for our picnic.

If I do say so myself.

[Daffy] Out of the way.

Out of the way.

[kids laughing]

Let's get her bike.

Hey, kids, come on back.
We're gonna stop for a while.

Gee, doc, we was just commencing to start.

I respectfully refuse.

Okay.

Time to eat.

-Why didn't you say so.
-[all chattering]

-Oh, this is good.
-Anybody...

Get me out of this thing!

[Bugs] Did you see me?

I did a triple reverse wheel spin.

[Lola]
Well, I jumped that stream, no sweat.

Ha! Mere child's play.

I doubled your triple

and jumped the stream backwards
with no rearview mirror.

And you landed on top of me to boot.

Taz go fast.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

[Tweety sighs]

What's wrong, Tweety, aren't you hungry?

-Hmph!
-Oh, I see.

Cat got your tongue, huh?

I'm innocent, I tell you. Innocent.

It's a figure of speech.

I don't care.

I still didn't do it.

Hmph!

Aw, Taz cheer you up.

Did you see the tricks I did?

I was phenomeny,
phenomeno, phenom-en-nam-a.

And pretty good too.

This bike riding stuff sure is fun,
Tweety, ol' pal.

It sure is.

Take it easy, kids.

Tweety, here, is simply exhibiting

what the esteemed professor
of pediatric developmentology,

Dr. R. U. Kiddin termed

classic fluctuation
of expectatory perception.

Ehh, in English, doc. In English.

He's not having fun.

I'll say.

I don't like bike riding one little bit.

But the fresh air.

The beautiful scenery.

I spent the entire morning
staring at the back of your pants!

Well, so much for fresh air
and beautiful scenery.

I need to go home!

You need to ride a bike all for yourself.

But I can't.

We'll show you how.

You can even borrow my bike.

Take mine.

-Mine's fast!
-Mine fast!

-Mine fast.
-Me!

[all chattering]

Having a bike is not the problem!

These are the problem.

Too short.

Too short. Too short.

Too short.

And too short.

-Hmph.
-I guess you'll just have to wait

until you get a little bigger

so your legs are long enough
to reach the peddles.

Listen. I am a tweety bird.

And tweety birds being tweety birds

don't get any bigger
than tweety bird size,

which is the size I am. Get it?

Got it.

Good.

[all groaning]

-I don't know.
-Hmm. What a perplexing problem.

A real dilemma, so to speak.

Hmm. Me know!

[grumbles indistinctly]

[all clamoring]

[thuds]

[Lola] Our bikes!

What were you thinking?

-[kids] Taz!
-[Daffy] Now what are we gonna do?

Taz make bike.

Ha. That's not make bike, my friend.

That's break bikes.

[horn honks]

Make bike for Tweety!

Make a bike for Tweety?

-For little ol' me?
-Yes.

Great idea, Taz.

Let's do it!

[grumbles indistinctly]

["The Flintstones theme" plays]

Too old.

["The Jetsons theme" plays]

Too new.

I'm about to give up the ghost here.

[shouting]

Ta-da!

Ooh, wow.

[upbeat music playing]

All right!

Well, Tweety,
the open road lies ahead of you.

So, what are you waiting for?

But I'm too young to drive! [crying]

Take it easy, kid.

Don't worry, we'll help you.

It's as easy as riding a bicycle.

You can do it.

Yeah. You riddy-ride-ride-ride!

Now we're all here
to hold you steady and pick you up.

That's right. 1,000 percent.

If not more so.

-Really?
-Really.

I'll be right behind you,
holding on so you won't fall over.

Well, then I guess I'll do it.

[all] Yeah!

Yeah!

[Bugs] Ready.

[Sylvester] Set.

[Taz] Go!

Go, Tweety, go, go, go!
Go, Tweety, Tweety!

Okay, Tweety, you can do it.

[Taz] Go, Tweety! Way to go, Tweety!

Ride, Tweety, ride! [mimics horn]

That Tweety's sure looking good.

Yeah.

But it looks like
Floyd's going downhill fast.

[grunting]

Whee. This is fun, Floyd.

Floyd? Floyd?

Floyd!

[shouting]

You can do it, pal!

I can?

Hey, what do you know?

I can.

Look, everybody, I'm bike riding!

There goes one great little bike rider.

[groans]

There he goes.

Tweety, come back!

Quick, guys, follow me.

-[metal clanging]
-[kids laughing]

Whee!

Bye, Floyd!

-See you later!
-Hey.

Kids, wait for me!

Go, Tweety!

[Floyd] Kids! Kids!

Don't forget your Uncle Floyd!

[Bugs] Yahoo, Tweety, away!

[theme music playing]