03x19 - Cool For Cats

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Lola] I've got the costume box.

Who wants to play grown-up?

What should we dress up as?

There are so many cool choices.

[salsa music playing]

Say, I've got an idea.

Whoever comes up
with the best grown-up costume,

that's what we'll play.

Well, it's hard to get better than this.

I'm a firefighter.

Ooh. Lola, that's cool.

I want to be that too.

Ehh, what's up, partners?

Hey, it's Cowboy Bugsy.

I want to be a cowboy.

I'm a magician.

I'm a clown.

I'm a lion tamer.

I'm an astronaut.

I work at car wash.

-[Bugs] Lumberjack.
-[Lola] Aerobics instructor.

-[Melissa] Shelf-paper maker.
-[Petunia] Race car driver.

-[Tweety] An accountant.
-[Daffy] King of the world.

Hey, Sylvester,
don't you want to play with us?

Nah, I could never come up
with any jobs as cool as those.

Sure you could.

Yeah, I'm sure you can come up
with a really great job.

Really?

Well, okay. Here goes.

Hmm.

No, no.

Aha!

No. I know!

I'm a fast-food counter guy.

Come on. Think about it.

You're surrounded by hamburgers all day.

You get to wait on people
and give them change.

It's exciting.

[all chattering]

Well, it would be pretty neat
to work the cash register.

And make french fries.

And give away all those cool toys
in the kiddie meals.

[shouts]

Hey, Daffy, what are you supposed to be?

Diaper Duck.

Super heroical super-guy.

Diaper Duck.

[all chattering]

Fast-food counter guy.

What was I thinking?

Golly, I guess I'll just
never be cool like the other kids.

Hey, kids.

Oh, boy. I love this show.

What time is it?

Time for fish!

Today, I'm gonna show all you little chums
out there how to paint with spaghetti.

This could be good.

But first, here's a word from our sponsor,
Chewy Chops Pickle Pops.

[rock music playing over TV]

Cool kids choose Chewy Chops Pickle Pops.

Pickle Pops?

Gross.

Horace is cool.

Yeah, he sure is.

Actually, he kind of is.

You can be cool too.

[both] We can?

I can?

Sure. Anyone can be cool
with Chewy Chops Pickle Pops.

Wow. We're cool.

Wow. They are cool.

[announcer] We take jumbo dill pickles,

dip them in gooey,
marshmallow-flavored product,

then cover it all in creamy chocolate.

Then we suck the moisture out through
a top-secret process and, voila!

Freeze-dried, crunchy perfection.

It's a pickle-iscious treat
that's sure to pickle your fancy.

And make you really, really,
super-duper cool. Like me.

[both] And like us.

[all] Yay!

♪ Chewy Chops Pickle Pops ♪

♪ Chewy Chops Pickle Pops ♪

♪ All the kids are eating them
So why don't you? ♪

Good question.

Hi, Granny.

Well, hello there, little one.

By any chance,
will you be ordering anything

from the grocery store today?

Well, I do need some heavy-duty rope,
and some lye.

Do you think I could get a box
of Chewy Chops Pickle Pops?

Uh, Pickle Pops?

What are they?

It's a delicious snack food made
from pickles and chocolates and stuff.

But, Sylvester,
you know you don't like pickles.

Yes, but you see, well, I--
Well, I need them to be cool.

Sylvester, you're already cool
just by being who you are.

Well, I don't feel cool.

The kid on the commercial is cool.

Maybe those Pickle Pops will do the trick.

Oh, that's nonsense.

I'm not about to spend
my hard-earned money

on something you're never going to eat.

Well, I had a feeling you'd say that.

So, why don't you spend my money on them?

Why, Sylvester,

the money you've been saving
for our next trip to the toy store?

Please, Granny.

I've just got to get those Pickle Pops.

Please!

Well, are you sure?

As sure as I've ever been.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

I'm gonna be cool.

I'm gonna be cool!

[knocking on door]

Thanks, Peabo.

Oh, your tip. Right.

Minaroo in the seventh to win.

Just kidding.

You get me every time
with that gag, Granny.

Here's a shiny new dime.

Golly, thanks.

Pickle Pops. Pickle Pops!

Well, I don't see them, Sylvester.

Maybe he forgot to-- Oh, here they are.

I didn't see them under the can of lard.

Chewy Chops Pickle Pops.

Are you sure you want these, Sylvester?

It's not too late
to return them for a refund.

I'm sure. I'm sure!

Well, okay.

My uncool days are about to be over.

[sniffing]

[groans] Gosh, do you think it's supposed
to smell like that?

[sniffs] Yipes, stripes.

Maybe it's expired.

Good until the year 3039.

Oh, my.

Kids and their fad foods.

Oh! Wheatgrass cider.

Well, here goes nothing.

Hey, this isn't so bad.

[groans]

Until you swallow.

Well, it'll be worth it
when the other kids see how cool I am.

Hey, fellows.

What's up?

Maybe one Pickle Pop
isn't enough to make a difference.

Maybe just a few more...

And I'm bound to be
the coolest cat in town.

Pickle Pops, work your magic.

[upbeat music playing]

[coughing]

There.

The other kids are certain
to notice me now.

[all chattering]

Ah, I guess nothing I do
will ever make me stand out.

Hey, Sylvester,
there's something different about you.

-Hmm.
-You notice something different about me?

Well, if by "different" you mean stinky,
yeah, I notice it.

[groans]

Well, I hope you've learned
a lesson today, Sylvester.

Well, I still don't like pickles.

Especially when they're covered
in marshmallow and chocolate,

and make you stink like old cheese.

Besides that, little one,

you shouldn't believe
everything you see on TV.

Oh, yeah.

That too.

I guess I'll just have to find
some other way to be cool.

Sylvester, the coolest people
don't try to be cool.

They just act like themselves.

Trouble is, when I act like myself,
nobody notices.

[shouts]

[grunting]

[Bugs] Hey, check out Sylvester.

That is the coolest hat ever!

Yeah.

Where did you get it, Sylvester?

Actually, I just...

Sylvester made it himself,
didn't you, Sylvester?

Uh, yeah. I did.

Can you show us how to make one?

Yeah, we want to look cool like you.

You do?

Of course they do.

But--? But why?

Because you're the coolest cat
in town, daddy-o.

[theme music playing]