03x11 - Who's Your Granny?

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Granny]
Thank you for bringing me my pillow, Lola.

My old foot bunion will feel much better
after a couple hours rest.

Is there anything else I can do
for you, Granny?

Not right this minute.

Hmm. On second thought,
I know how you can help.

Why don't you look after
the other little ones for a while?

Until my foot feels better.

You mean I get to be Granny? Like you?

Yay! I mean, oh, how delightful.

Now I can catch up
on my car repair videos.

[man on TV]
Welcome to Trannys for Grannies.

Did you know you can rebuild your car's
transmission in under three months?

No.

Hey! Everybody!

Granny's resting,
and she's made me Granny!

So if you need Granny, I'm Granny!

So be quiet and don't go bugging Granny!

I mean, the real Granny.
Not the new Granny!

-[all] Huh?
-Which is me! Okay?

-What's that noise?
-A sick moose?

[man] tr*nny fluid on your petticoat?

A bit of vinegar works wonders.

Now, what Granny stuff should I do first?

No Granny-ing to do in here.

No Granny-ing needed here either.

Gee, Granny's such a good Granny,

there's not a lot
of Granny stuff left to do.

Edna.

Didn't I tell you to stay off your feet
till your foot onions get better?

What am I going to do with you? Huh?

Tweety.

Huh?

You know better than
to climb up the bottom of a slide.

You'll get hurt.

Now you be careful next time, little one.

[shouting]

See? Now, what did I tell you?

I am very disappointed in you both.

No more slide for the rest of the day.

Ehh, Granny always asks us if we're okay.

-Oh, are you okay?
-Mostly.

Boys, are you all right?

-Bugs slided down on top of me.
-Daffy was in my way.

Well, don't do it again.

Don't you boys go bothering Granny.
She's resting.

Granny Lola's
gonna take care of everything.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[upbeat music playing]

Ooh!

There. No problem taking me
for Granny now.

Taz, are you making a mess again?

Oh, look at all that goop.

I know a young man who needs some soap.

Real Granny let Taz get goopy.

[humming]

My, what a tummy growl.

I almost forgot your snack time.

A granny's work is just never done.

This snack is so loaded
with nutri-shi-tus-ness.

You don't have to eat any more broccoli,
or bananas for the rest of the day.

How about the rest of my life?

Mm!

[grunting] Granny sure is lucky

to have me looking after you toddlers.

See? You all look healthier already.

[yawning]

Oh, my.
You little ones must be getting tired.

Time for all your nappies.

-A nap? We just had a nap.
-We wanna play outside.

Nuh-uh. You need naps.
'Cause you're getting cranky.

We're only cranky, 'cause you're trying
to get us to take naps.

Hey, who's the Granny around here?

Look. Granny made me Granny.

Now if you don't let me be Granny,

then Granny's not gonna be
all nice 'n' Granny

when she goes back to being Granny.

Huh?

[upbeat music playing]

[groans]

Nobody's napping with dirty teeth
while this Granny's in charge.

Splendid. Now spit.

[grumbles indistinctly]

[Taz spits]

That's my perfect gentleman.
Now off to nappy with you.

[shouting]

Next.

[groaning]

I want you to tell Granny
I brushed my teeth all by myself.

Myself.

Sylvester.
You're doing it all wrong, dear.

Here, let Granny Lola help.

Everyone knows you're supposed to squeeze
the toothpaste from the bottom.

Oh, now look what you've done.

Well, too late
for getting it right this time.

[whimpering]

[grunts]

Tsk, tsk. What am I going to do
with you little ones?

Don't worry.

I'll be sure to tell Granny
you tried your best.

Ah. Wow. My Granny-ing
just keeps getting better and better.

What'll we do?

Lola's turned into a super-duper
Granny-monster.

Well, if being a Granny's what Lola wants,
then that's what Lola's gonna get.

Thank you, Lola.

My feet have
certainly enjoyed this time off.

[Sylvester] Oh, Granny.

No, no, Granny. You rest. I like helping.

Granny, Granny. I told Tweety not to make
a mess and he made a mess anyway.

Look, Granny. I did puzzles.

Tweety, you are helping me
clean this up later.

But right now, it's naptime.

So nap.

And that goes
for the rest of you, darlings.

Little ones sure keep us grannies
on our toes, don't they?

Circus fans of all ages!

Presenting The Flying Daffys!

-[Tweety] Granny!
-Ah-ah-ah.

Stay off those onions.

What is going on up here?

Playing circus.

Go to sleep.

[groaning]

Somebody needs her own nap.

Grannies never nap.

[Bugs] Granny!

No, Granny. I'm-- I'm the Granny.

[groans]

Ehh, Taz wants to be Hairy Gary's Granny.

More gooey lotion.

[suspenseful music playing]

Granny!

-[upbeat music playing]
-[all laughing]

[Granny] Now you run outside
and play with the others.

And let's leave the Granny-ing
to the pros, shall we, Taz?

Goodie!

Gosh, I never knew
being a Granny was so hard.

It takes a lot to be a Granny, my dear.
Time and practice.

[sighs] And stuff I don't have yet.

And patience. And love.

And many other things
you'll learn when you're older.

Which is exactly what my Granny told me.

You mean you tried to be a good Granny
when you were little, too?

Mm-hm.

Oh. I just wanted to be a perfect Granny.
Like you.

Oh, but you are perfect, dear.
The perfect you.

Which is really all anybody
should ever try to be.

Granny! Look!

I'm a snow princess.
Freeze, everybody. Freeze.

Oh...

[Lola laughing]

[theme music playing]