03x01 - Mind Your Manners

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Granny] Oh, come on, Daffy dear. Open up.

It's really good for you.

-Try it, you'll like it.
-Mm-mm!

Whee! Here comes the airplane
gliding in for a landing.

Open up the hangar.

Whee!

There. Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Oh, for heaven's sake.

One of these days,
I'm going to have to teach you little ones

some table manners.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Yes, this is Granny. I what?

Oh! Oh, my.

Well, that's just wonderful.

Thank you.

Who was it, Granny?

The man from the grocery sweepstakes.

I won a free dinner
at Café Le Fancy tonight.

Oh! Isn't this exciting?

But who on earth will I take with me?

[clearing throat]

Yes, Bugs?

I know who you could take
to the restaurant, Granny.

Really? Who?

Us.

-Mm-hm.
-Mm-hm.

-Uh-huh.
-Uh-huh.

Well, I don't know, little ones.

[upbeat music playing]

[burping]

Judging by today's breakfast, I'm not sure
if you're ready to go out to a restaurant.

You haven't learned manners and etiquette.

What are manners and Connecticut?

Manners and etiquette, Bugs.

It means knowing how to behave
like little ladies and gentlemen

at the dinner table.

Oh! If we show you we know
how to behave, will you take us with you?

I'll have to think about it.

How are we gonna prove to Granny
that we're little ladies and gentlemen?

Easy.
We set up our own restaurant right here.

Taz park car.

Taz park car.

Now just a minute there, kid.

I just had this baby washed and waxed.

So make sure you take good care of her.

-You got it?
-Taz got it. Taz got it.

[crashes]

[both] He got it.

[groaning]

Good evening, gentlebabies.

Welcome to the Kiddie Canteen,

home of the yummiest in your tummiest food
in the whole wide world.

[pensive music playing]

Sylvester will be your waiter today.

[clearing throat]
I said Sylvester will be your waiter.

-What are you doing?
-Waiting. I'm the waiter, remember?

We already went over this.

A waiter doesn't "wait" wait.

He's supposed to wait on the tables
and ask the customers what they wanna eat.

Now get in there and take their orders.

Is anyone ready to give me an order?

I order you
to dance around like a silly clown.

Okay.

[upbeat music playing]

What's going on in here, chef?

This is hard work, Bugs.

I don't wanna be the chef anymore.

But Lola,
if we're gonna learn how to have manners,

we have to keep practicing.

But I'm doing all the hard work.

It's not fair.

Huh?

Oops.

You did that on purpose.

No. Really, Bugs, it was an accident.

I was just--

[Bugs laughing]

Nah, nah. You missed me.

[groaning]

Check, please.

Mm!

[Lola laughing]

Oh, my gosh, this is terrible.

Next time we should order takeout.

Next time, you get to be the waiter.

Whoa!

Now that's what I call a banana split.

Food fight!

[up-tempo music playing]

I better go get Granny.

[all laughing]

[grumbles indistinctly]

[Bugs shouting]

[all shouting]

[crashes]

[Lola] Are you guys okay?

[both] Mm-hm.

Good heavens. What's going on in here?

Nothing.

Just look at this mess.

We're sorry, Granny.

We were just practicing
our manners and [stammers] eti--

Etiquette.

Yeah, that.

So you would take us out
to dinner with you tonight.

But I guess all we practiced
was how to make a big mess.

Don't worry, Granny, we'll clean it up.

Well, I should hope so.

This is certainly no way
to behave in a restaurant.

Now we really blew it.

Granny
will never take us out to dinner now.

We might as well get started.

[shouts]

[shouts, then crashes]

[both] I'd rather do your job.

-Well, that about does it.
-[Granny clearing throat]

I was pretty angry with all of you
for making such a terrible mess,

but I must admit
that this is a job well done.

And to show you how proud I am of you

for taking responsibility
and cleaning up after yourselves,

there's a surprise
waiting for you in the dining room.

[all shouting and laughing]

Hey, look.

Granny made us party hats.

No, Lola.

One's napkin belongs on one's lap,
not on one's head. Like so.

Very good. Now it's time to eat.

Always remember to use a fork or a spoon.

We never eat
with our hands in a restaurant.

Huh?

[crying]

No food!

That's because
this is a pretend meal, Taz.

Just for practice.

And besides, it's not polite to cry
when you're in a restaurant.

You need to be very mindful
of disturbing other diners

while they're eating.

Yeah! What's the matter with you anyway?

Disturbing the other diners.
How rude can you get?

[slurping] Ah.

[Granny] And no slurping, Daffy.

Not even a little tiny one?

No.

And remember, little ones, always keep
your mouths closed while you're chewing.

Nobody wants to see
all the smashed-up food inside your mouth.

Are you sure, Granny?

Trust me, Bugs.

[upbeat music playing]

Oh!

Well, kids, I've made up my mind.

Since you've done such a good job

at behaving
like little ladies and gentlemen,

I have decided
to take you all with me to Café Le Fancy.

[all cheering]

Let's go, little ones.
We don't want to be late for dinner.

Do you think all the kids are gonna mind
their manners in the restaurant?

I think so.

But just in case...

[Granny clearing throat]

Just kidding.

After you, madame.

Oh! Why, thank you, sir.

May I?

My, what perfect little gentlemen.

I guess now you can take us anywhere.

[theme music playing]