02x15 - Mr. McStuffles

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

Well, little ones, we've certainly
gathered up a lot of things to give away.

Eh, where do you want this box, Granny?

Oh. Over there, dears.

Gee, Granny!
You're giving away a lot of things.

Yes, Tweety, and it makes me feel so good.

Thank you for helping me, everyone.

You're welcome.

I can't think of anyone
who wouldn't help you.

Hey, guys!
Who's up for some hide-and-seek?

Can't, Daffy. We're helping Granny
get things ready for charity.

Uh, is that anything like hide-and-seek?

No, Daffy. Charity is giving
to those who don't have as much as we do.

Yeah. Wanna help?

No. I've got
some hiding and seeking to do.

Mr. McStuffles?

What's he doing out here
with this other stuff?

Well, he's being given to charity too.

Oh, no, he's not! He's my favorite toy!

You haven't played with him
for a long time, Daff.

That's right, Daffy.
You have other toys now.

You don't need Mr. McStuffles anymore.

I do need him! I do!

What about charity, Daffy?

Charity schmarity!

You can't have McStuffles!

Don't you listen to them, Mr. McStuffles!

I didn't mean to stop playing with you.
I just lost you, that's all.

Now, let's go have some fun!

[singing] Dancing feet
What a treat

Dancing feet
What a treat

Oh, my dancing feet

Is that a new doll?

Oh, yes. Sing-along Shelby!

Press her tummy and she sings. See?

[singing] Oh, no, no
My poor tummy

It wants something really yummy

Feed me, feed me, feed me

-Wow! Let me play!
-No! Go play with your baby toy!

Mr. McStuffles is not a baby toy!

He can do anything she can do!

Oh, yeah? Prove it!

[gulps]

I'm waiting.

[singing] Arm, arm, arm
My aching arm, arm, arm

Hey! You're saying that, Daffy!

Told you that's a baby toy! Ha, ha.

McStuffles is not a dumb baby toy.

Hi, Daffy! Look at my new toy!

It's Squishy Stretchykins!

He stretches.

He twists.

Ah!

And this is the best part!

This toy is so cool!

-Let's play with it outside!
-Okay.

I bet you if we try,
we can bounce him all the way to the sun!

[Granny] Daffy?

[Daffy gulps]

Aren't you forgetting something?

[Daffy] Oops.

Okay. Now I'm ready.

Go on outside, Petunia.

Daffy's going to stay inside
and play with Mr. McStuffles.

Aren't you, Daffy?

Yes, Granny.

What's with you, McStuffles?
You used to be so much fun.

[electronic voice] Sylvester,

-do you want to hear a story?
-Yes, I do!

[electronic voice]
Press the red triangle to hear a story.

Once upon a time,
there was a cat named Sylvester.

That's me, that's me!

Hey! What's that?

It's an electric playtime story reader.

How come it can say your name?

Granny helped me do that.

She pressed this square,
I said my name, and it worked!

-Give me!
-Hands off! It's mine!

Heh. That thing's not so great!

My doll here can really talk to you.

-No, it can't.
-Yes, it can.

-Really?
-Yes.

But you have to go to the playroom
for it to work.

Too, too easy.

[electronic voice]
Daffy, would you like to hear a story?

Ha, ha. I did it! I made it work! Ha, ha.

Sylvester's probably still trying
to make McStuffles talk.

[Granny clears throat]

[chuckles]

If you don't want to play
with Mr. McStuffles,

it's not too late to give him to charity.

Some other child, smaller than you,
might love him and need him more.

Ah. No! I love him!

I'm never letting him out of my sight!
Never!

Me and my big mouth.

You can't sing. You can't bend.

You can't even tell me stories.

I don't like you anymore.

You are a baby toy!

[all chattering and laughing]

Hey, Daff. Get your bike and let's race!

-We've set up a course!
-I can't.

I have to play with Mr. McStuffles
so Granny doesn't give him away.

[Taz grumbles indistinctly]

But that a toy for babies.

Yeah, Taz. That is a baby toy.

-What?
-Nothing.

Eh, well, uh, see you, Daffy.

[groans]

[gasps] Hold up, guys! I got an idea!

-Eh, great idea, Daff!
-Yeah!

Okay back there, McStuffles?

Hey, let's go up the hill around back!

I'll beat you there!

[all laughing]

Hey, uh, wait for us!

Whoa!

[Daffy screams]

Wow! What a ride!

[humming]

Oh, no! Mr. McStuffles!

Gee, I hope he's not hurt!

Ha, ha. That was fun!

Yeah! I bet even old McStuffles liked it.
Didn't you--?

Mr. McStuffles!
He's gone! I've got to find him!

Hey, Daffy, wait up.

It's all my fault!

If I would have just played with him more,
he'd be-- He'd be--

On the porch with Tweety?

Tweety's got my toy!

See, Mr. McStuffles?
I knew Daffy would come back for you.

All right, Tweety, hand him over!
McStuffles is my toy!

Mr. McStuffles was hurt,
but I took care of him for you, Daffy.

He's all better, see?

Bye, Mr. McStuffles.
It was nice playing with you.

[Sylvester] Tweety!

Aw, why don't you keep him?

-For real?
-Sure. He's your toy now.

Look, see how happy he is to be with you?

Gee, thanks, Daffy!

Oh, boy!
Let's go play in the yard, Mr. McStuffles.

Hey, wait! Don't drag him like that!

What's with Daffy, Granny?

Well, Bugs, it looks like
he's got a slight case of charity.

[Daffy and Tweety laughing]

[theme music playing]