02x03 - Flush Hour

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[gasping and panting]

[babies laughing]

And now for the finishing touch.

Ta-da! The city is open.

Can we play now?

I'm behind schedule
making my vroom-vroom sounds for today.

Ahh! It almost got me! Hide!

[all shouting]

[grunting]

Huh?

[grunts]

[laughing]

[Sylvester whimpering]

Sylvester, what's going on?

You wiped out our city.

And it was almost rush hour.

I went by the room where it is!

[all gasp]

You mean the toilet?

Uh-huh.

[toilet flushes]

[all gasp]

[toilet flushes]

[all gasp]

[screaming]

[panting]

It sounds angry.

And you made it angry.

I say we feed Sylvester to it
and save ourselves.

Hold on. We don't really know what it is.

Come on, Bugs.
Stop crawling around the subject.

We all know what it is.

In that room lives a shiny white monster.

[Daffy] It silently stands guard...

waiting for some poor sap to try
and steal its precious roll of paper.

And then...

[toilet flushes and roars]

...it attacks!

[giggles]

You've got it all wrong.

It's not a monster.

[Lola] It's a dangerous whirlpool.

No one knows where the water goes,

but if you get too close...

[screaming]

[panting]

[screaming]

...it'll pull you in.

Never to be seen again.

[Daffy gukpos, then Sylvester gasps]

Good try, Lola, but it's not a whirlpool.

It's a home.

-[Daffy] Huh? Well, what do you mean?
--Home?

That's right. The magical home
of the big blue water genie.

Anyone who enters that room
has to know the secret password

because if you don't...

you'll become the genie's prisoner!

[laughs]

Secret word.

You gotta tell me. What's the secret word?

Nobody knows. It's a secret.

Excuse me, but you guys have it all wrong.

That room is called a bathroom. Hello?

[grumbling indistinctly]

Taz is right.

Bathroom to us means home
of the monster-whirlpool-water-genie!

Heh, that thing's
not a monster, a whirlpool or a genie.

It's a birdbath.

Birdbath?

[laughing]

[gasps]

[barking]

I don't wanna use that birdbath.

Oh, you're all being silly.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

-Then prove it.
-Fine. I will.

[Taz grumbles indistinctly]

See? I told you it was just a birdbath.

Nothing to worry about. Let's go play.

-[gasps]
-That proved nothing.

You'll have to go inside and show us.

Unless you're afraid.

Heh. No. Not at all.

[sighs] Nothing to worry about.

Maybe if I don't look it won't see me.

See? It's just a birdbath.

Aha! If that's a birdbath,
then why is this here?

It's no doubt used to fight the monster.

[Taz grumbles indistinctly]

Taz fight monster!

Hey, hey, hey! I need that for protection.

[both grunting]

[Taz] No! Taz want!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

I'll prove to everyone
that there's no monster.

I told you there is nothing
to worry about.

Looks like Petunia was right.

No monster? Then can we take this?

No! Don't touch it.
That's what it's guarding.

It'll attack us all.

[whimpering]

I told you not to touch it.

It's gonna eat us!

Feed it what it wants!

[both gasp]

-It's the blue water genie.
-[Petunia] Out of here!

-[Lola] The whirlpool's coming!
-[Daffy] Someone say the secret word.

Whew. That was close.

I scared my little self.

Good thing I brought a spare diaper.

Petunia! She's still in there!

-We have to save her.
-[Granny] Oh, my.

What is all this noise and commotion?

-The blue genie came after us.
-Whirlpool got Petunia.

-She didn't believe it was a monster.
-[Sylvester] It tried to eat us.

[Taz grumbles indistinctly]

Oh, ha, ha,
the toilet's nothing to be afraid of.

It's not going to hurt anyone
and it's certainly not a monster.

-It's not?
-Of course not.

I'm sorry, Granny.

Oh, don't worry, dear.

We can clean up this mess.

I'm glad to see
that you're curious about the bathroom.

You'll see that it's no great mystery.

[Taz snoring]

I wonder what's going on.

Petunia's been in there a long time.

Maybe Granny was wrong
and the monster got both of them.

[toilet flushes, then all gasp]

-Well, what happened?
-Like I said, it's no big deal.

I know exactly
what the toilet is used for.

It's diapers plus!

Oh, brother.

That's more ridiculous
than calling it a birdbath. Hmph.

I liked it better when it was a genie.

Or a whirlpool. Come on, guys.

Oh, ha, ha, give them time, Petunia.

They'll figure it out on their own.

[theme music playing]