[upbeat music]
- Hello one and all,
welcome back to another
thrilling episode of
Dimension 20: A Starstruck Odyssey.
I'm your humble dungeon
master, Brennan Lee Mulligan,
with me as always are our Intrepid Heroes,
say hi, Intrepid heroes.
- Hi, Intrepid Heroes.
- Kissing those g*ns,
and it's just in time,
'cause it's about to be a show down.
Folks, last we left
off our Intrepid Heroes
had just arrived in Baustin, New Texas,
with the whole bunch of
plans to mod their ship,
get some supplies
and take some jobs on
the old Smash 'n Grab.
We met Lamelia Lafarve
and her 10 Chesters,
we met Plug from Plug's
Butt-Ugly Stuff Hut.
- [Siobhan] Say it again!
- We met from Plug from
Plug's Butt-Ugly Stuff Hut
and we also met Loose Duke, the-
- I hate it, I hate it so much.
- When you get in touch with Ray
tell him to kick that guy off.
- I don't think I've ever had
a wider spread of reactions
to names than in this season here.
It's truly like - Plug's
Butt-Ugly Stuff Hut, yay.
- Loose Duke gives me the idea
of like the poop is too small
and it's just kind of like rattling around
and I don't like it.
- Yeah, for sure.
- You know when you use-
- It sounds like a rain stick.
- I think, yeah, it's
reverse ASMR for sure
the opposite of ASMR.
- Ker-plunk.
- And we became acquainted
with the goings on
of Sheriff Warner Codge.
That's right, the Sheriff of Baustin.
- "Sheriff."
- Sheriff, taking a job
off of Smash 'n Grab for 5k
to deliver a pa- shake down a
courier and deliver a package.
You delivered a case of
Kublacaine here to Sheriff Codge,
only for him to ask you for
your proldier's license.
- Oh my God.
- The Skip decided to say,
"here's your license," kick
up one of his g*n boots
onto the Sheriff's shoulder,
'cause as we know these boots
only ever sh**t straight down,
and initiative began.
Combat has popped off.
We are here at Swallop's
Slop and Gravy Bucket,
you've got a phone with an
open Smash 'n Grab app on it
and you have got a case of Kublacaine
that has just changed hands.
Holy moly, whatever are
our Intrepid members
of the Gunner Channel going to do?
I'll tell you who's gonna decide that,
it's gonna be Norman "Skip" Takamori.
The time has come.
- My God. I'm gonna be talking for awhile.
- Yes, as we know, you
popped off and got violent.
So you actually are gonna act
while everybody else is surprised
and then because you
rolled a 24 initiative,
I'm just gonna tell you right now,
you're gonna act twice in a row.
- Yes.
- Yeah, baby.
- Yes.
- Full turns.
- Yeah baby.
- Full, full turns.
- Okay, amazing. I love this.
Skip has had enough of this talking
and it's just very clear to him
that he must k*ll this
idiot in front of him.
- Great.
- Kicks up my boot,
slams it down on his shoulder,
sh**ting straight down into him.
I, from my Assassinate feature
class feature for the Lethality Practice
I have advantage on any creature
that hasn't taken a turn of combat.
Additionally, any hit you
score against the teacher,
creature is surprised.
A creature that is
surprised is a critical hit.
- Yeah, baby.
- So.
I'll just roll with advantage
to see I hit initially.
- You are going to roll with
advantage to see if you hit.
So yeah, this is your first
attack, go ahead and roll.
- Okay, does a, what do I
add to the boot actually?
- The boot is gonna be
just your dexterity.
- It's a plus five so it's
with advantage, right?
- That is correct.
- Okay.
Okay so does a 19 hit?
- A 19 against Sheriff Codge?
- Because I do, I can reroll one of these
with my other feature.
- I said he's surprised, right?
- Yes.
- Hold on one,
let me do a rules.
- Ah, can you cast Shield
on a surprise round?
I don't know if you can 'cause.
- You cannot take a reaction,
so because of that, a 19 hits.
- Okay.
- Incredible.
- And I will roll since I have-
- Supreme accuracy.
- Supreme accuracy,
I can just reroll one of my dice rolls
when I have advantage?
- Yes, absolutely.
- And so just to see if I
crit, well, I already crit so.
- Automatic crit, yes.
- So it's a D6 from the boot
plus two D6 for sneak attack,
which I'm doubling.
- Doubling.
- So it's six D6.
- Six D6 plus five.
- Yeah, definitely here you go.
- Okay.
- Here you go.
- Okay okay okay.
So this is, oh actually here's the thing.
Oh, I'm gonna not roll two of these D6s
because as a lethality operative,
I can use those two to
make it a priming attack
to put towards a new move on my next turn.
- Oh my God.
- So I don't have,
I'm gonna only roll four D6 this time.
- Okay.
- So that's five, two...
That is 17 damage on this first attack
'cause it's minus the two D6
and then, I'm also going
to do my skills exploit
Angled Perception on him right now.
- Okay.
- Which is not an attack
or any action economy.
So it's his, my perception
versus his dexterity.
He probably has good dexterity.
- Okay and angle, I believe
that is the wording of that
it's part of the attack action.
- Yes.
- So on.
So is this happening on your
next turn or is this happening.
- I would say it's on this turn to be used
for the next turn.
- Copy that, okay.
- So I, for my perception, I rolled a 19.
- You beat his.
- Yes.
- So he has disadvantage
on his next attack
and disadvantage on his next saving throw.
- Oh.
- Jesus Christ.
- Okay.
- Incredible.
- So we've, that's basically this turn,
except I'm going to bonus
action try to hide behind him.
That's the, that would be
wrapping up the surprise round
is me bonus action-
- I will also point out
because you would know that
everyone here is surprised.
Nobody here has reactions.
So you have your full movement
and nobody can take swings on you.
- Okay cool,
I was just gonna hide to get
advantage on my next attack.
- That's fine with me in order to hide,
I'm gonna need you to actually like use,
sensibly use some form of
concealment if you have it.
- Oh my God, use him.
- I'm going to, yeah
you know, as a reaction,
I can disengage through these people,
even if they could have hit me.
- Yeah.
- And,
and try to like hide behind
this little wall behind him.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- So I will, yeah, right over there.
- Cool so yeah go ahead and move your mini
over to right over to here.
Hell yes, okay so you-
You know that this is
still the very first round,
everyone's surprised,
and you dip out behind
him, that's your attack.
You've also hit him with a priming attack
and he has disadvantage on
a saving throw and attack
on his next turn.
- Okay.
- Unreal.
- So that was all the surprise,
my first round of combat.
- Yes, now it is the
second round of combat.
Nobody is surprised, you still act first.
- Okay, great I have advantage
on this priming attack.
So it's a lethal strike,
so his saving throw is 15
and the target can make
a dex, constitution,
or wisdom saving throw - my
choice, I'm gonna say wisdom.
- Ooh hell yes.
You want him to make
a wisdom saving throw?
- DC 15 and he has disadvantage.
- Yeah, he does.
- Amazing.
- A 16 and a five.
- Yeah.
- That fails.
- Okay, great.
- What a round.
- Oh.
- Now since I am hidden,
I'm just gonna take
yeah, a krystal dagger
attack, throw a dagger at him.
- Hell yeah.
- And this is with advantage
because I was hiding.
- Yes, absolutely.
- So I will roll that,
that would be an 11 plus five or yeah,
because I'm proficient.
- Yeah you're proficient in it.
- Okay so that was 18 for the first one
we're just gonna see if I crit, nat 20.
[all cheering]
- You're kidding me.
- Oh my God you quadrupled those f*ck-
- So with the priming attack
on a failed save, the next time
you deal sneak attack damage
against the target before
the end of your next turn.
You roll four additional
sneak attack dice.
So is that doubled?
- Yes.
- So is the six then doubled?
- So that would be...so that's four?
- Plus already you have,
so it's two normally.
- Yes.
- Another-
- Plus four.
- Plus four, so that's six.
You're gonna roll two D4 plus 12 D6.
- Oh we gotta send our kids to
camp, send our kids to camp.
- Send your kids to camp?
- Send my kids to camp.
- Send your kids to camp everybody.
Bye kids have fun.
- Bye kids!
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
- Oh, you feel like Brennan?
- Brennan what does it feel like?
- Plus two D4?
- Plus two D4 from the dagger.
- Zac, you're sick.
- I'm sick.
- All right, please die.
There's so many dice that
one of the die landed
on top of another die.
- I think that counts as an extra crit.
- So that would be-
- Wow.
- Oh my God, so much math.
- You're praying for that crit, right?
- Big time.
- And when he rolled the 11
the first time I was like oh come on.
- I knew we had supreme
accuracy in our back pocket, so.
- That is so cool.
- That was, if we k*ll
this big bad in one turn,
it feels really good.
It's like onion knight level.
- That would be 48 damage.
- There it is.
- On the second.
- So all in all you did.
- 17 plus 48.
- And before.
- Oh my God.
- Do you think he does have
to kiss the crit, right?
- Yeah kiss the dice.
- Kiss the freaking-
- Kiss the crit.
- Kiss the crit.
- Kiss the dice that f*cked you.
- Here we go, a delicious chocolate box.
- Kiss the crit, kiss the crit.
- Just to get in there and
kiss the, that was a real kiss.
- Delicious.
- Gosh, I'm gonna take off.
- You've done enough, you've done enough.
- Can my kids come home please?
- Okay that is, correct me if I'm wrong,
I believe that is 65 damage in a single-
well, two turns in a row.
- Yes and then-
- Yes!
- I'm just gonna jet pack up.
- There it is.
- Oh my God.
- I just wanna jet pack up and hide.
- Hide in the roof?
- In the rafters?
- Like a spider.
- You can rocket,
let me just make sure
that that is all kosher.
- I wasn't sure if that was
outside of the map or not.
- That's exactly 30 feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah cool.
- And then yeah hide again up there.
- Hell yeah, go ahead and
gimme a stealth check.
- What a round.
- Is he still standing?
- Nat one.
- Oh my God.
- You can't, everyone knows.
Everyone knows that's where you are.
So to describe what just happened,
Sheriff Codge was basically looking,
looking at Margaret and saying like,
"Here's how it's going to be."
You step up and say,
"Here's our proldier's license,"
full like ballet stretch your
boot up onto his shoulder.
No one, the barrel of the g*n,
but you're not sure where
it is, no one sees anything.
You hear a loud blam and ah,
and as you see Skip
somersault over this Sheriff,
and as he takes his boot off
a little fountain of blood
pops out of just an open hole.
It's like the boot was right here
and just fired a hole straight down.
- Oh God.
- Into his torso.
You flip behind a wall dagger in the back
and just jetpack up and are,
have full total cover
behind up in this corner,
Sheriff Codge is still up.
He has gone from completely uninjured
to looking incredibly f*cked up.
- Yeah I was gonna say he's still up,
but he doesn't even want be.
- 60 something points
of damage immediately.
- He wants to be down.
- So that's Skip's turn,
two Skip's turns in a row.
Incredible, Skip shot first, we love it.
- I'm exhausted.
- Unreal display of system mastery,
Ally, that's gonna be Marge's turn.
- Okay I think that, can I try to see who,
which of the deputies has
the Kublacaine briefcase.
- Backwards hat to your right,
the person directly in front of you.
- Okay that's good to know.
I shout that out to everybody,
and then I think I'm gonna
have to use the disengage
and run?
- Cool.
- And slide underneath the bar.
- Hell yeah you wanna
go underneath the bar?
- Or even over the bar like,
and be with the bartenders.
Can I make that?
- Hell yes if you would like to do that.
- Rad.
- Classic.
- Classic.
- Yeah.
- I definitely had my eye
on doing the same thing.
- Okay so first of all, okay, so you,
you take disengage as an action.
Go ahead and give me an athletics check,
DC5 athletics check.
- Okay, 14 on the die.
- Cool.
So Margaret in your
new life as a proldier,
as a space mercenary, you
see Skip blast this guy,
dagger to the back
and disappear up into the rafters
of Swallop's Slop and Gravy Bucket,
you turn around and vault over the bar.
- I say, I'm gonna take
care of the Jib-Jobbers.
I jump over and, and duck and
hide and take out my phone.
- Hell yes, amazing.
You very wisely, you have 19 hit points
you dive behind the bar, incredible.
Oh, it's a shootout, folks.
Barry, that's gonna be you.
- [Murph] Sweet, oh boy,
okay, first things first
Barry goes into the zone,
puts on his big sunglasses.
Hasn't had them on since yesterday.
Then he's going to, I think f*ck it.
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah.
- I'm just going to do
a burst on the Sheriff
in hopes of hitting him and
his two deputies right there.
So they do dex saves.
- Just to let you know,
you are within five feet of an opponent.
So you're gonna,
they are gonna have advantage
on this saving throw
unless you move.
- Fine I'll back up a little bit, then.
- Copy that, he's gonna
get a swing on you,
attack of opportunity.
That is gonna be a miss,
so guy gets a swing,
you take five feet back,
and are you more than five
feet away, yes you are.
Okay, cool.
So you back up to right here.
Go ahead.
And oh, actually they're gonna
make dexterity saves, right?
- Yep.
- Hell yeah.
What's your bonus to attack?
- Plus seven so it's should be DC 15.
- DC 15.
Okay, Sheriff saves and
the Lieutenant does not.
- Great, should be both guys, right?
- Yes, both of them yeah, yeah.
- Both of them, sweet. Yes.
- Ooh.
- Nice.
- 17 damage to both those guys.
- Sorry, the Sheriff made his save.
- Got it, but aren't there,
isn't there a dude with
a hat right next to him.
- Oh, there is yeah.
Let's make sure that you have the-
- 'Cause it's a 10 foot,
isn't it like a 10 foot cube?
- [Brennan] Oh yeah you
can absolutely get 'em all.
Although you're probably gonna want to be
in that case over here
so that you don't
accidentally fire on Sid.
Cool, okay you open fire on them all.
Let's roll for that
other guy, he also fails.
How much damage did you
to both those dudes?
- What did I say? 17.
- 17 okay, both lieutenants
take 17 points of damage.
Incredible.
- Rad.
And then I think I'm gonna
use, I can't guard on this turn
'cause I've used an
action and a bonus action,
but I just want put some,
I wanna put myself
between Gunnie and danger.
I wanna go right in front of Gunnie
use the rest of my movement.
- Hell yeah, what side of Gunnie?
'Cause Gunnie's got
enemies on either side.
- I think if I get right in front of him,
it'll get in the way of the Sheriff
and block some of these
dudes on the side too.
- Cool.
- So I think that's the best option.
So I'll just go right in front of him.
- Right in front of him.
- Yeah.
- Gotcha, copy that okay.
Amazing you go into the zone, open fire.
both those lieutenants.
That is gonna be Riva.
- All right, can I do a
quick little insight check
to see who of these guys
I think will be the most susceptible to
a wisdom saving throw?
- Yeah, gimme an insight check.
- That's a 22, no, I'm wrong 24.
- You scan their consciousnesses here.
You would say that there is
a very shallow curve upward
from the officers to the two lieutenants
or from the deputies to the
two lieutenants to the Sheriff.
- Great, in which case
I will, you know what? f*ck it,
I'll take a little bit of a risk.
So the guy to the left of the Sheriff here
with the fun little, it's a
very camp look, I'm enjoying it.
- Sandals, yeah, exactly yes, yes.
- So I'm gonna use Psychic
Confusion against him
and I'm gonna use Heightened Spell
to make him have disadvantage
on that saving throw.
- DC of your save is 15.
- 15.
- With disadvantage, that's
a natural two, incredible.
- So the charmed target
must use its action
before moving on each of its turns
to make a melee attack against
a creature other than itself
that you mentally choose.
So I will have him on my turn,
which is right now, attack the Sheriff.
- Amazing and he is, he uses
his reaction to do that.
- He already used his reaction.
- He used his reaction,
he uses his action.
The charmed target must use its action
before moving on each of its turns.
Oh, so it's on it's turn.
- On his turn, cool, cool, cool.
- And then I'm gonna use, so
I'm gonna use Quicken Spell
to disarm the guy who's
directly behind me.
- Okay.
- Or attempt to.
So it's a strength or
dexterity saving throw,
whichever he would prefer.
- Copy that, and that's
an at will, correct?
- That's an at will.
- He successfully saves.
- Well, I tried.
- There you go.
Amazing, so you see this guy go like,
"I don't much like when
folks come into town
and start trouble,
that's why I'm gonna
kick the Sheriff's a*s."
And the Sheriff goes, "What?"
"That's right, I know what I said."
Sid, that's gonna be you.
- Okay.
- Any movement from Riva? Sorry.
- No, I'm standing right next
to a guy who can wallop me.
- Cool.
- Sid, that's you.
- So the guy who just
turned to go on that guy,
does he have any grenades on him?
- Which dude, the guy?
- The guy who is-
- The Lieutenant Deputy two.
- Okay, uh Deputy Two.
Yes he does to have grenades on him.
- Can-- I'll do disarm on
him to grab his grenade.
- Awesome, he makes a save.
Fails the save.
- Great so what kind of grenade is it?
- Ion grenade.
- Ion grenade, okay great.
Oh, and on my disarm, I use a
kinetic die to add to my AC.
- Nice.
- Okay.
So with the, with a stun grenade,
I wanna try to target the guys
who are over like right
behind Siobhan's drone.
- [Brennan] Gotcha, cool, cool.
- [Emily] And I think
with a 10 foot radius,
I can target four of them.
- [Brennan] Yes I believe you
should be able to do that.
- Right in the gravy boat.
- Yeah, I wanna throw it
right in the gravy boat
so everyone gets a little scalded.
- Amazing, okay.
These are constitution saves, correct?
- Yeah.
- Okay, here we go.
They need to, and they need a 14, right?
- [Emily] Yeah.
- The two, this is a stun grenade right?
- [Emily] Yeah.
- Two in the back are fully stunned.
The other two, the stun
hits the back of their head,
but does not, you know,
blind and befuddle them.
So two in front are not stunned,
two in the back are
stunned and unconscious.
- Okay and then with my reaction,
I am going to throw another grenade
because I took a feat that lets
that I took my expl*sive style as a feat,
so now I can throw a grenade as a reaction
and I will throw the ion,
throw a plasma grenade at these four,
the two stunned and the two not stunned.
- [Brennan] Okay two stunned
automatically fail this save
other two are gonna make
their dex saves right now.
And one succeeds, one fails.
- Okay so everyone who
fails takes 14 damage.
- Nice, again.
- And then anyone who
succeeds takes half that.
- Everyone who fails takes 14 damage.
- [Emily] Yeah.
Both of the stunned ones in the
back and homeboy right here,
blow up in a expl*si*n of plasma.
Knifey McGee is badly injured.
- And then can I, since I
didn't use my full movement,
can I hop over and join
Margaret behind the bar?
- You absolutely can.
You can if you, gimme
an athletics check, DC5.
- Okay DC5, I just need
to not get a nat one.
- Zac is genuinely jealous of this dude
who has a bunch of knives.
- I got a three baby, I got a seven.
- Cool, you and Margaret can
both be fully like crouching.
So you [grenades firing] yeah.
It's honestly you like
disarm from a Lieutenant
and just keep the hot potato going.
Bam, boom, and you jump over the bar.
Sid and Margaret are behind the bar,
Gunnie, that's gonna be you.
- Cool, I'm gonna hit the
Sheriff with a Tracer Bolt.
- What does that do?
- It hits him, does four D6,
and gives the next attack
against him advantage.
- Beautiful.
- The next attack against him?
- Next attack against him.
- Have you gone yet?
- I did.
- Aw, that'll be a cool 23 to hit.
- 23 hits.
- A cool 23.
Okay we'll do a cool four D6 damage.
Those are low 8, 11, 12 points of damage.
- That's beautiful.
- That's great.
- [Brennan] 12 points of
damage to the Sheriff,
you [g*n firing]
and lodge deep in his chest
a little blinking tracer dart
that is just like a homing beacon
to all sorts of laser weaponry.
Gunnie, that is your action.
- And then I'm gonna look over at Riva,
pop a protective barrier
out of my data pad
and toss it onto them.
So that'll give them...let's
see, there's a d4.
That's gonna give them four
shielding against energy damage.
- Oh wow.
- I think it's just a fancy
way of saying temporary HP,
but of course but you have
four points of shielding.
- Nice.
- Incredible.
- [Emily] I don't wanna jinx anything.
- Anything else from Gunnie?
- That's, I'll slide a
little bit more in behind,
behind Big Barry.
So kind of really kind of
close off the triangle.
- [Emily] Barry is walking cover.
- Yeah.
- Hell yes, actually correct.
Amazing, that is, that is Gunnie, okay.
Now a bunch of stuff's gonna happen.
- As expected.
- I am going to need, here we go, baby.
We're gonna go.
- [Emily] Look at that cone.
Oh, this is so f*cked
because we can see what
you're measuring right now.
So we're just like anticipating.
- Don't come at us with these cones dude.
- Get these f*cking cones out of here bro.
- Don't bring me a cone
unless it has ice cream in it.
- Why is that cone growing?
- Riva, Gunnie, Barry,
I'm gonna need constitution saving throws.
- Thrilled to do it.
- Nothing.
- Love making a constitution saving throw.
- [Emily] We have done Kublacaine without-
- Terrible, terrible.
- Really bad roll.
- Nat 20.
- I also got a nine.
- Nat 20 on the save, what'd you get?
- Nine.
- Nine?
- Nine.
- It's tough to get a nat
- Look I almost got a nat one
and then it jumped over at the last second
so I'm counting my blessings.
- Mine was just a kind of, you
know, an unceremonious four,
it wasn't even close to anything.
- I like to think though
that Gunnie got a nat 20,
because he was standing behind you.
- Damn right I did, damn right I did.
- Rising tide lifts all boats.
- Exactly.
- Ball is rolling up hill.
- Gravy boats.
- Gravy boats.
A rising tide of gravy.
- This like a prime rib
restaurant as well as a bar?
- Incredible.
- I'd like to go to this restaurant.
- Oh that's waitstaff.
- So that is going to be,
I'm gonna say on a nat
- Yes it is.
- Thank God.
- Nat 20 we're gonna call-
- I am tucking behind Big Barry.
- Because Big Barry and Riva
each take 36 points of cold damage.
- Oh, I am so down, I
couldn't be more down.
- [Emily] We didn't apply med kits.
- Yeah my current hit
points, even with the four,
my hit points are 25.
- I believe does cold bypass the rage?
- Oh f*ck, yeah.
- Yeah.
You both see that the Sheriff-
badly injured, the Sheriff says,
"I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.
We gonna put you in that
Slop and Gravy pot."
And-
- Oh no, did we eat people?
- And he goes to a,
goes to a wrist launcher
and this like flash freeze Freon burst.
Riva, your droid fully
ices out and locks in
you hit zero and the droid ices out.
- I'm gonna take my reaction
and try to heal up a little bit.
- Hell yeah, go for it.
- Skip, if you wanna
k*ll this guy this time.
- Yeah I like look up
at Skip in the corner
just being like-
- You see like this.
- You hit four, hold on one second.
- [Lou] Where you at Big Barry?
- We need that freaking g*n gone.
- Big Bar, what are you at?
- 22.
- I need that for my stealth.
- Total?
- Total.
- Okay.
- Get that g*n.
- Oh my God.
- Okay you see him do that.
He's longer than five feet away,
he's gonna make an attack against Barry.
Hold on one moment,
here comes the attack
against big Barry Syx.
That's definitely gonna be a hit.
Hold on one second.
- Which person? Or no I'm
sorry, who's hitting you?
- [Brennan] The Sheriff,
the Sheriff attacks twice.
- Of course he does, why wouldn't he?
- Nine plus four, 13 halved to six.
You see, so he fires, hits you again.
Hit something on his chest, a little belt,
and he goes and fades out of view,
as he begins to disappear in a sparkling,
you see he goes, "Calling all deputies
head to Swallop's right now,
we got some out of
towners we need to scrub!"
- Oh no.
- We need to f*cking run.
- Again?
- No.
- [Brennan] Sheriff vanishes.
- [Murph] Does he look
like he fully teleported
or did he just go invisible?
- Anyone with line of sight
give me a tech check.
You do not have line of sight.
Give me a tech with disadvantage.
- 'Cause I'm behind Barry.
- Yeah.
- I have full of cover, I wouldn't?
- Disadvantage, if you
want to make a check
you do it with disadvantage.
- Does the tracer bolt help in any way?
- Yeah.
- What's that?
- The tracer bolt?
- Ooh don't roll with
disadvantage, roll straight.
You have a tracer bolt on it.
- That's only going to be a 10 still.
- 23.
- 23 from you?
Technology check?
Are you crouched by behind
the bar for total cover?
- Oh yeah, should I do disadvantage?
- Disadvantage.
- Oh, I can do it with disadvantage.
- Yeah.
- I only got a 10.
- 10.
- Yeah.
- Okay wait, I got two
eighteens plus 7, 25.
- You, okay 25 for you, technology check?
- Yeah I got two eighteens.
- Vanishes, you hear Gunnie's tracer bolt
on an Android wavelength
still in Swallop's,
he teleported short range.
- Okay.
- Tactical teleport.
- He's still in here
everyone he's still in here.
- Aw dang it!
You, okay awesome.
- Barry, use your sense of smell.
- Barry!
- Yes!
- So that's just-
- I smell nothing but my own blood.
- So much gravy in here.
- Oh yeah if we could,
let's throw gravy around
and then if he's hidden,
if he's invisible,
we cover him in gravy.
- I also have a thing I
can do, but I'm down so.
- Hold on one second. These
guys stay partially put.
This guy is gonna move over here,
and this guy is going to move,
gonna vault over the
table, head over here.
They're gonna take shots at Barry.
One of-
- God.
- We're not even heavy enough
to carry Barry's body out here.
- Okay.
- Carry Barry.
- I can't believe we didn't get a med kit.
- That one also misses,
but they began barking orders
to their subordinates here.
- Med kit wouldn't have
helped me anyway, I'm a drone.
- So this guy's gonna go over here.
- Oh can we repair you?
- Partial cover.
- Of course we can.
Everybody's gonna be okay, we can do this.
We're gonna m*rder these people.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- We're m*rder hobos, remember?
- Exactly come on, we've
already k*lled two of them,
there's so much more m*rder we can do.
- No we k*lled three of them.
Three of them lost to the
lost their lives to grenades.
- To grenades, and more will follow.
A pattern has been set.
- All right.
Five attacks incoming at Barry.
- What?
- g*dd*mn.
- There's nothing I can do.
- I guess that's what
I get for fully hiding.
- Okay five attacks incoming for Barry.
- I know that's I'm like a little bit like
sh*t maybe I shouldn't have hidden.
I could shared some of this damage.
- Although Gunnie is
there they're all going,
they're all sh**ting Barry
'cause he's the big he's he's
who you take down, you know?
- Yeah, he does look terrifying.
- Yeah, he's got all those big a*s g*ns.
- 14 halved to seven, 10 halved to five.
- 14, okay, so 12.
- 12.
- I'm at four.
- Barry yeah, Barry's
standing completely isolated,
middle of the room, zero cover,
these guys just open up
and you can see their,
their commanders are barking out orders.
That is the end of the bad guys' turn.
That is the end of the
Sheriff's department turn.
- Oh my gosh.
- But didn't he call in fricking back up?
- He did.
- Yeah he did.
- So this is why I'm like worried.
- We gotta get rid of these
guys and get outta here.
- Skip, that's gonna be you.
- Can I make a perception check again?
Just to see if I see
where the Sheriff is or?
- I'm gonna make a stealth check.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna make a stealth
check for the Sheriff right now.
- Yeah you would have the
best view of all of us.
- Yeah like I'm just trying to see
if I see any tracks of blood
and gravy on the ground.
- Okay it's a DC, I will let you know,
you will know if you fail it.
It's a DC 23 you're trying to
beat on a perception check.
- Okay.
Yeah I got a 17.
There's no way I can
boost, I can roll my d4,
but I don't think I have another way.
- Defiant?
- Yeah but that doesn't take me to a 23.
There's no other.
- So.
- Yeah so.
- In that case Cap or Skip,
I should say, it's full leap of faith.
You'd have to fly and you know,
you see the layout of the place here,
you know he's somewhere here but.
- I think I don't, I just
it's because I have no idea.
I'm just gonna go for
this Lieutenant below me.
- Cool.
- And just try to take him out.
- Yeah, I think that's a good call.
- I'm gonna leap down to this
table in front of the fish
and do just a sneak attack.
- You are not attacking from hiding,
they know you're up there.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- So you'd have to use your
bonus action try to hide again.
- I'll do a bonus action hide first.
- Cool, let's get that stealth.
- Nat 20.
- Hell yeah.
- Land on that table and sneak.
So this would just be just a
regular sneak attack attack.
So let's see if I crit
'cause that would be great,
I have advantage 'cause I'm hiding, right?
- Yes that's correct
you roll with advantage.
- Eight.
- Crit city.
- Because I have that
feat supreme accuracy,
I rolled three, I rolled
a 13 plus seven, so 20.
- 20's gonna do it.
- Okay so that's just two D6 plus,
and I'm using the, it was a,
what do you wanna call this, sorry,
just it was a vibro-rapier?
- Yes. Yes.
So just a krystal dagger yeah.
- Okay so I'll use the krystal
dagger, which is that okay?
That's a D8?
- Yes for sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So I'm gonna use that attack.
So it's a D8 plus two
D6, six, five, three,
so that's 14 plus five
damage, so 19 damage.
- 19 damage to the
Lieutenant in front of you,
Lieutenant looking badly injured.
- Okay and then I'm just gonna go [snarls]
and just sort of take a
step back into this corner.
- Hell yes, he'll get a swing on you
'cause you're just you close to melee.
- Reaction disengage, take a
step back into that corner.
- Done deal, all right.
- Just in case there's any-
- You're gonna get some cover
from people on this side of that wall.
Yeah, Margaret that's you.
- Okay I would like to
look at Big Barry Syx
and all the damage he just took
and hone my Critical Analysis on him.
- Okay.
- Like dip up, look at that.
- Cool.
- So that's just,
you get to add a plus
five to an attack roll,
ability check or saving throw your choice.
- Oh yes, appreciate you.
- And then I, this feels so stupid
'cause this is so critical,
but I'm going to send
out a Jib-Job message.
- Hell yeah.
- Telling everyone to get back
immediately, it's a hot exit.
- Hell yes.
Real quick, Murph, would
you do us the honors
and roll a luck check for the hot exit?
- Guaranteed nat 20, that's a seven.
- Okay, copy that, you hear
back from Raymond, copy that.
Barry, that's you.
- All right, Barry's gonna,
Barry's seeing red here.
He's gonna sniff the air
try to find the Sheriff.
- Yeah, he is.
- Gonna try to find him.
- Heightened sense of smell.
- It's the same DC for Skip it's 23.
- Okay do you have a die?
- I literally can't hit that.
- Do you have advantage
on the roll for smell?
- Yeah.
- You have two chances to hit a nat 20.
- Okay.
- Nope.
- Cool, can't smell, it smells
like Slop and Gravy in here.
- Oh all right whelp, okay.
this one dude over by Skip
is pretty hurt, right?
- Yes.
- All right.
I'm just going to take, I got these,
is this knife dude still alive
that's on the ground here
looking weird.
- He's a dinkier guy, right?
That that's like a regular side.
- I believe knife dude is done-zo.
- He's already dead.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay I'm trying to think if,
I should burst two guys or
just try to take out the one.
- Ooh.
- Well the one guy is
a, like a Lieutenant.
- Lieutenant so maybe
I'll just go for him.
- I don't really know
what the difference is.
- I'll take an attack.
- Yeah 'cause they had a morale
roll at some point, right?
- No, that was those people that we.
- That was Loose Duke and his two buddies.
- Loose Duke.
- And Loose Duke apparently
runs a tight ship
and keeps his employees happy.
- I'm gonna lightbow attack on this-
- Dude right in front of you?
- Dude right in front of me, yeah.
- Cool.
- 17 to hit.
- 17 Hits.
- Great.
Just gonna reroll that
two and I got one instead,
that is 13 damage.
- Skip, you land down from the
roof jump with your jet pack.
boom stab this guy, he
turns around and says,
"Don't you ever learn nothing, I'm gonna-"
and his face explodes
forward in blood as a laser
from Barry's as*ault blaster kills him.
The Lieutenant is down.
- Oh my God, grab that huge g*n.
- Now Barry, he needs
get the f*ck outta here.
He's truly so hurt
and he can't do his regeneration thing
if the shot would take him down to zero
so literally next shot I'm gone.
- Yeah.
- So I'm going to, I also
have a lot of movement
'cause I also have a bonus action thing
that lets me jump 30 feet.
- Murph, just jump out of
the f*cking restaurant then,
you can't literally can't take a hit.
- Can you jump to that
cover that I was at earlier?
- Oh yeah.
- That's 30 feet straight up,
you could leap up into the rafters.
- I'm gonna leap up into the rafters.
- Oh my God. He's so
big and he's so nimble.
- Incredible.
- So many spiders the
waitstaff never gets up there.
- Appreciate you.
- There's a bunch of spiders
coming outta Skip's mouth.
- Oh no.
- Why did you eat those?
- I don't know I got scared.
- All right, Barry you
tuck up into the corner
and you are good to go.
Great you are up there with total cover.
So you guys see Barry leap,
boom - hit up to one of upper corners
of Swallop's Slop and Gravy Bucket.
Riva, you are frozen - now...
- [Siobhan] Right.
- I'm gonna say this:
actually part of the condition
that you were hit by, your
drone is when it drops to zero,
actually doesn't have to make death saves.
- Okay.
- You can
but this is sort of an imprisoning thing.
So it would be like
locking your consciousness
into the drone.
- Got it.
- If you want to have the
opportunity to pop out of it,
it would also mean that
you are actually making
conventional death saves for
the real Riva back on the ship.
- Right, is there any way
for Gunnie to unfreeze me?
- You believe there is.
- In which case the smart thing to do is?
- To probably hold tight
and wait for yourself
to wait for the drone to be unfrozen
by whatever that blast was.
- Yeah.
- All right.
- Do I, do I roll a saving
throw to unfreeze myself?
- There's no saving throw,
because you got dropped to zero.
- Right.
- But it's basically like,
do you wanna start the
process of making death saves
on the one in 20 chance you pop back up
or do you want to hold tight
with the opportunity that
someone else could fix you
and get you back up?
- How far away is the ship?
- Oh, quite far, you
guys are way off in town.
- In which case I think it's
the better option to wait.
- Cool.
- If we were close,
I would maybe make the
risk and grab the dog
and come in on a full like-
- Yeah, exactly.
- Cowboy mission.
- You can like use your turn
though to help Raymond somehow.
- I'm down, I mean, there's
nothing I can do so I would be-
- Cut to the Wurst where Riva
is contorting on the bridge
as their consciousness is
trapped inside of the cyborg.
- Gotcha gotcha.
- Sid, that's gonna be you.
- Okay, so if I wanted to
throw a grenade at this guy,
would the perception
check to find him be less
Because I'm looking for, I
have like a 10 foot radius.
- You had a technology check
so you know that he's still in here.
- I did, yeah.
- It's a perception check
'cause you're just looking
for a 10 foot radius, right?
- Yeah.
- I will go ahead and say
you can roll perception with advantage
because you're just looking for an area.
- Okay.
- Hell yeah.
- Come on baby, come on baby.
- Still trying to beat
the same number, 23.
- Oh so I do have, I do have to crit.
- We love it, we love it,
we love the challenge.
- I did not.
Okay I'm going to first I'm going to,
I'm gonna try to 'cause
I am within 30 feet
of backwards hat guy
who has our briefcase.
- Yes.
- And I wanna disarm him
to take the briefcase back.
- Yeah, I dig it cool, cool.
You move to the edge of the bar.
He's gonna roll a saving throw
to avoid getting disarmed
and this is you trying to
disarm him of the briefcase?
- Of the briefcase, I
want the briefcase back.
- This is certainly Box of Doom, for sure.
Amazing gonna add a plus one to this.
The DC is 15, 14 or higher he holds on.
Sidney, magnet stands he looks and says,
"What the hell!"
and it releases from his grasp
and you are holding a lot
of credits in your hand.
- I pass it to Margaret.
- Perfect, I keep doing what I'm doing.
- And then I think I'm
just gonna throw grenades
at these two, are you
concerned about that?
You needed?
- Oh, I wasn't sure what disarm was
in your action economy
I was kind of like.
- Oh, it's, it's an action, but I throw,
I can throw grenades as
an action, a bonus action,
or a reaction.
So I'm just gonna throw
two grenade fragmentations
at the guy I just disarmed
and the person he's next to,
or actually I'm just gonna throw one
let's see how that plays out.
- Cool, copy that.
They're making dexterity saving
throws I believe, correct?
- Yeah.
- They both fail.
- Yes!
- Okay so...nine.
So they each take 15 damage.
- The officer goes down,
Lieutenant badly injured.
- And then f*ck it.
Do I just throw another grenade at him?
- You gotta get rid of him.
- I throw another f*cking grenade at him.
- Yeah.
- Another grenade fragmentation.
- Hell yeah, roll damage first.
- 10.
- It's possible for him to
still be alive on a save,
but he would need to
roll higher than a four,
both lieutenants down.
Okay so down, yeah.
Both of these, both of
these people gone over here,
this gravy bucket is
exploding and full of lasers,
just Sidney and Barry
and all of these officers
firing left and right.
- Oh and I'll also expend
a technology to boost my AC
to 19 now for this round.
- Woo.
- Hell yes.
Cool so for everyone here to know,
we have one remaining Baustin,
New Texas Sheriff's department
over crouching behind this table here,
good looking out on those
grenades by the way,
'cause all these people had lots of cover.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- So grenades were
absolutely the move here.
You got two over here as well
and one crouched on the other
side of the bar right here.
- Right, plus the Sheriff's
f*cking somewhere.
- Yeah wherever the Sheriff is.
- Very clean Sheriff,
who had a bath just this
morning smells like nothing
or he's just been bathing
in gravy so he smells like-
- Bing bing bing, there you go.
Gunnie that's gonna be you.
- Oh, okay what's going on with Riva?
And is there anything I can do about it?
- So here's the deal.
- Zac, you're a genius,
Zac you're a genius.
Zac, you're a freaky little genius.
- Little sneaky little genius.
- That's such a fun idea.
- You know that this
effect will if no one deals
any further damage to Riva's psychodrone,
this effect will wear
off in about a marbec.
However, if you wanted to get Riva back up
and running right now, it
is possible to do that.
It would be whatever you use
to normally heal drone damage
but because of how
powerful this effect is,
you would also need to accompany that
with a DC 30 mechanics check.
- What do you add to mechanics?
- I add nine so we'd have to,
even then I'd have to crit.
- Yeah so that's just a crit.
- Maybe it's not worth spending your time
and your turn on, on such low odds
maybe it's just a better idea to just like
throw me over your shoulder
and get behind cover.
- Oh I'm the wrong guy,
how heavy is the drone?
- Do you have a way to heal Barry?
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah you should heal Barry that's the-
but Barry's up in the rafters.
- With total cover.
- Well, I have a jet pack.
- There you go, incredible.
- Can I carry Riva?
- Give me an athletics check.
- Okay.
- We're gonna call this
a DC 10 athletics check.
- All right all I needs a 12,
and I got an eight and with my minus two.
- Object interaction, you lean down
and the drone will not come up.
- Riva, I'm sorry, just
talking into a quiet face,
I'm gonna use a bonus action
to turn on my jet pack
and fly up high enough
as little as I need to,
to be able to see Barry.
- Hell yes, hold on one second.
You're gonna go up.
- Much appreciated.
- How much would it be to fly to Barry?
- Movement?
- Yeah.
- Let's find out.
- No, I'm gonna take, I'll take the 15,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna pop
out another, not barrier,
but med pack and just chuck it at Barry
and we'll cast it at a second level.
So we'll heal him for two D4,
three, five, ten hit points.
- Nice.
- My hero.
- And then I'll jet down to
where the lieutenants were
that Sid took out
or as much of that as I can
with 30 feet of movement.
- Cool, you have 15 feet straight up
and then you scoot down
here and get about that far.
- Great.
- Jet packing away.
Okay that is Gunnie's turn.
Gonna be our bad guys again,
I'm afraid
- There's not that many.
- There's four.
- Well unless the other guys turn up.
- The four.
- And the sheriff.
- But it's not his turn.
- At this point we have the briefcase.
We should just get outta here.
- We should get get the phone.
- But now I'm on team m*rder this guy.
- You're right, we can't,
we will literally make so much less money
if we get a bad review,
you're totally right.
- Once we, yeah once we get him.
- What about the Jib-Jobbers?
What are they at?
- Oh has he rolled for it again?
- God.
- Hold on one second.
All right, everyone behind
the counter's got total cover,
right?
- Yeah.
- Okay first thing's first
the Sheriff is going to go.
- Reveal yourself Sheriff.
- Sheriff teleported into the kitchen
and steps to the counter.
Sheriff's going to leap out,
leap to the top of the bar here,
and he's gonna hit Mar- he's
gonna hit Sid and Margaret
with his cone effect.
We need constitution saving
throws from Sid and Margaret.
- I need to do well here,
I really need to do well
here, I will go down I bet.
- You hate to see it.
- Just for the audience at home
we haven't created secondary characters.
- Yeah.
- That's a six for me.
- Okay okay that's an 18.
- 18's gonna make the save.
- Four.
- I mean it's still.
- So what was yours?
- Six there's like no way to.
- 22, 23, 32.
- I look at Marge and I just say,
"Don't let them scrap me for parts."
- I would never, I would never.
- 35 damage to Sid and that's gonna be-
- Sid's down.
- And that's gonna be
- Wait I'm not because of
my 10 extra hit points.
- Oh my God.
- Wait, why do you have those again?
- Because I have a spell called buffer
that gives me 10 extra hit points.
- That you cast as we
were just sitting there.
- Okay so the 17 damage to Margaret
and 35 damage to Sid, cold,
neither of you dropped,
same sort of like Freon blast,
neither of you go down, correct?
- Correct, I have two hit points.
- Okay.
- Oh my God.
- The Sheriff is going
to fire on Sid with-
- I do not have a reaction.
- But you have partial cover right?
- I still have some kind of cover
and my ACs currently 19
'cause of my kinetic die.
So if cover adds anything to that.
Come on f*cking miss,
f*cking absolutely miss.
- Pings off of your
cannons, Sid is still up.
He goes, "g*dd*mn Interlopers,"
and once again disappears from view.
- Yes.
- Hate that, okay there're not
many places he could've gone.
He went in the kitchen.
- Yeah it's like when you're
playing hide and go seek,
but you're it's like a one
bedroom apartment you know?
- Exactly he's either
in it corner the kitchen
or he is in the bathroom sh1tting himself.
- Okay.
- That's why there's so
much sh*t on the floor
'cause the Sheriff keeps
sh1tting himself inside.
- Classic sh*t.
- Can we animate that please.
- I'm just hanging out, can we please?
TaleSpire, can we just animate
the Sheriff sh1tting himself?
- I guess up close maybe not.
- As like a live Shrek.
- Okay and then two
attacks against Gunnie.
- Shield.
- Both attacks miss.
- [Ally] Yes okay good god.
- And then one against
Norm or once against Skip,
misses Skip, that's the bad guys turn.
Holy sh*t, let's go around and
get some HP totals real quick.
Barry, how we doing?
- 14.
- Eight.
- Two.
- Uninjured.
- Down.
- Uninjured.
- Okay, the Sheriff Warner Codge,
that crooked old Sheriff
of Baustin, New Texas
unloads with an attack
that should bring Margaret and Sid low
and instead leaves them up
and misses with the blaster r*fle,
teleports once again
with a new stealth roll,
we're gonna change that 23
to something else right now.
- Oh my God.
- Give me a bad one.
- I'm actually a Divination Sentinel
so they actually got a one.
- Okay.
There is a new total for
perception checks here.
- Well I don't know if anyone's
gonna make a perception check.
We're gonna go back to the
top of the initiative order
with Skip.
- Skip okay,
knows that this guy's
he's started to learn this guy's tricks
and so he's going to
yell Margaret, Margaret.
- Yes. I poke out.
- With the thing in your hand
can you make his thing make a noise?
- I know exactly what you're talking about
and I open up Smash 'n Grab
and I just start pinging him.
- Yeah and I'm just wanna like,
hold my turn for
Margaret's turn to do that.
- Cool, cool.
- Could we do that?
- No roll needed.
- You know this guy has sound on,
you know he's not on do not disturb.
- In the movies he's
got his volume fully up.
- We wait okay.
You're gonna send your turn,
Marge goes right after you,
Margaret it's your turn.
What would you like to do?
- I ping I send all of those pings.
- What do you say? Get nasty.
- Yeah what do you say on Smash 'n Grab?
- Yeah what do I say?
I think it's just like-
- Get nasty.
- It's quick yeah, I just keep writing
get nasty, get nasty, get nasty.
- Oh Marge, I was saying
you should get nasty.
- Look I'm not sure I just went with it,
I didn't, I wanted to say no
bad ideas, blue skies period.
I just write Sid says get
nasty, Sid says get nasty.
- No, I was telling you to get nasty.
I don't wanna get nasty with this f*ck.
- So you start spamming
boom. Boom, boom, boom.
No roll necessary right outside
if you look where my flashlight is,
he teleported to the outdoor bar
on the other side of
the plate glass window,
and you hear coming from behind
that counter a noise going-
[La Cucaracha music playing]
- Wait, is that Margaret, can
you also open that window?
- Cool, and so Margaret
that's your action,
any other actions from you or no?
- Can I like open up the
window to give like line of...
- Oh yeah, do you want to,
if you wanna just make like
a blaster p*stol attack,
go for it.
- Yeah perfect, okay.
- Nat one.
- Nat one.
- Bad dice roll, bad rolling of the dice.
- Margaret tried to sh**t her cell phone.
- It's so quickly landed on the one.
- You reach into your
little like business wallet
and just hurl your p*stol across the room.
- For sure, for sure.
- For sure, for sure.
- Can I, yeah anyway, nevermind.
I can't bonus action anything okay.
- You sure?
- No I wanna keep my critical
analysis on Barry, so.
- Cool, cool, cool. Copy that.
Alright, Skip that's your turn.
- Skip wants to run full
bonus action dash through
and try to dash and just
jump through the window.
Hell yes to get line of sight on this guy.
- Hell yes okay.
- Jump through the gravy
so you're like real slick.
- Yeah, sliding across
I wanna slide across
the bar and jet pack so.
- Covered in gravy.
- So I'm covered in gravy and jet fuel
as I blast out of the window.
- Oh yeah so your movement
with the jet pack is 40, I believe, right?
- Yes so 40.
- 80 Feet is more than enough
to get you out through there.
- And then yeah, just roll out.
I still believe that there's advantage
because of the tracer bolt
that we haven't used yet.
- Absolutely correct.
Go ahead and give me an acrobatics check
if you'd be so kind.
- Okay got a pretty good acrobatics.
That is a 13.
- 13 okay.
You take four points of damage
going through the plate glass.
- But now is it open now?
- Now it is open correct.
So you guys see Skip takes off,
you, and just zoom out of the bar,
smash through the plate glass.
You smash the plate glass
and you are bam outside,
you can be wherever you want.
You can be standing on the bar
you can be standing on the stools,
but the Sheriff is right there.
- Yeah definitely wanna
like land around there,
but I think it's still like a slow motion.
- Oh hell yeah.
Go ahead and give me an
attack roll with advantage.
- Okay.
- You've got this!
- This would be sneak attack
because I have advantage, right?
- Yes, yes.
- Correct.
- And then because I
have supreme accuracy,
I get to re roll one of those.
Okay so I rolled a 20,
it was a 17 on the die plus seven so 24.
- You explode through the
plate glass window sideways
blaster going.
- Get nasty.
- The Sheriff turns, whips
up his energy shield.
- f*ck you.
Not fast enough.
- Oh, it's a D6 'cause it's a blaster.
- I would like to Targeted Attack with him
so by looking at him.
- Whoa, what does targeted attack do?
- When an ally makes an
attack against a creature,
you can use your reaction to expend a D4
and add it to the attack
roll and the damage roll
if it hits.
- Hell yes.
- Hell yeah you wanna roll it?
- Yeah, sure, that's a three.
- So 18 damage from me plus the three.
- 21.
- Come on, come on, come on,
big money, big money, big money.
- Do you see that number right there?
- No way.
- That is a twenty f*cking one,
that is a twenty f*cking one baby.
- You know how annoying it would've been
if he would've been like,
"he is really f*cked up".
- I hate it when he says that.
- Right laser to the throat
right on Gunnie's
right on Gunnie's tracer bolt.
Margaret, you yell out that
last moment through the glass.
Boom! Skip, Sheriff Codge
hears you say "get nasty,"
and his throat explodes
out, he follows orders,
and his purple cowboy hatted head
spins through the air
severed from the torso.
Sheriff Warner Codge is dead.
- Loot that body!
- I hope his final thing
that he was looking at
was his phone filling with get
nasty, get nasty, get nasty.
- We should have get nasty
written on underneath
the Wurst.
- Oh yeah it's definitely
the Wurst colon Get Nasty.
- Barry that is gonna be your turn.
- Sweet, Sid do you
think you can hit the two
that are coupled up with a grenade?
- Yeah, I definitely can.
Do you think that we're
trying to get at, I mean,
I guess I'm wondering if it's worth
the resource of a grenade
or if we should just fricking disengage
'cause these are all a bunch of wieners.
- Damn right they're a bunch of wieners
I'm going just, do I wanna jump down?
I get, yeah, I have as
much HP as anyone else.
So I will, am I gonna
take damage if I hop down?
- Falling damage unless
you have a way to move.
- Yeah, I'm do my, can I do my jump thing?
My jump 30 feet thing
and then if I land between those two guys,
will I do five damage to each of 'em?
'Cause it's that's what the,
Barry's instinct while raging
bonus action you leap 30 feet,
you deal kinetic damage equal to strength
within five feet of you.
Can I hit the two that
are like coupled up?
- Yes you can.
- Sweet
So I'm gonna jump and
I'm gonna Iron Man stance
and do five damage to both of 'em.
- Hell yes okay, let's get
Barry back in here, baby.
- Let's get Barry back in here.
- Let's get Barry back in here.
- Let's get Barry back in here.
- Let's go ahead and
get Barry back in here.
- Let's fly in Barry.
- Okay is that automatically
five damage to each of them?
- Yeah, it's just five, it's
just my strength modifier.
- Cool they're uninjured
so five damage to both of those deputies
on either side of you
and that's gonna be so
that's your movement.
You jump down, or that's
your bonus action?
- That's my bonus action yeah.
- Cool what else you doing?
- So then I don't wanna
sh**t with disadvantage,
so I guess I'll, do I
still sh**t with yeah okay.
I'll back up so I guess I have
to take opportunity attacks.
Which sucks, but that's just what it is.
- It is what it is.
- One of those is gonna hit.
- Okay I'm gonna use a reaction
to heal and get it back.
- Sorry wait a minute.
No, there is no hit.
No hit, yeah awesome.
So yeah, you step away you
can go wherever you want.
- Sweet I'll just back up five feet
and then sh**t at the floor
between the two of them.
- Cool amazing, and
they're making dex saves?
- Dex saves yeah.
- Gotcha.
- k*lled by this beautiful antique tile.
How humiliating.
- What is it you add
to your weapon attack?
- Seven, so DC 15.
- Oh they both fail.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Good roll.
- Absolutely.
- Oh I re roll ones,
- You [BOOM! sound] they are
knocked flat and you roll up
both of them are toast, done.
- Nice.
- Beautiful, Barry.
- And then I will use
the rest of my movement
to hop behind the bar with everybody else.
- Oh will you grab me?
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- Object interaction,
you grab the psychodrone.
- I'm so glad you did that
'cause I was like, okay,
I have this magnetic armor
I'll hack it to be bad again
to try and attract the drone.
- Riva, you are in Barry's
big strong clone arms
or your rather your psychodrone is.
Sid, that's gonna be
you it's you and Gunnie
and there's only two officers
left in the Slop Bucket.
- Okay, are we trying to f*cking k*ll him?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Barry just with sunglasses.
- Absolutely in the sunglasses.
- Problem is this, okay?
So I'm gonna try and the
one who's at the bar,
let's see it's...
- Deputy five.
- Deputy five, I'm gonna try
and just sh**t deputy five.
- Cool they have cover
'cause you're like firing
over the bar at them,
but go ahead and roll an attack roll.
- They have cover, okay,
I'm gonna go for it.
Weapon expert gives me
advantage, so does a 19 hit?
- 19 Hits.
- Okay so
six damage.
- Six damage does not get the job done.
- Oh f*ck me I really didn't
wanna use my grenades.
Oh, I only have good grenades left.
- I thought you had a
shitty ion one, don't you?
- No, the ions are really
cool 'cause they do things.
All right, f*ck it I gotta
do it, I think I say,
"Marge, if I use all my grenades,
will you give me a grenade budget?"
- Of course I will.
- I'm gonna bonus action
throw a incendiary grenade
at this person.
- Cool.
- Set this place on fire.
- Six, this person, they
fail the saving throw.
- Okay they take-
- I love the idea of try
to be like conservative
and just like sh**t and saying f*ck it.
- Eight more damage.
- Down.
- Yes and then reaction I'm
gonna throw a grenade at that
oh, the last one, another
incendiary grenade.
- Hell yes.
- Do I have anything that no,
I think incendiary doesn't.
- They fail the save, go
ahead and roll damage.
- Oh, and they took damage
they took half damage from
a grenade before, right?
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Okay, good. Eight plus - eight!
- Skip goes through the
window, Barry jumps down,
lights the place up, two
grenades, boom, boom,
Margaret, on her phone, baby.
- Because I shot my weapon.
- Can I sleight of hand that
I do a little Kublacaine
while I'm on my phone?
- Yeah, for sure, little bump.
- Yeah, it's all on me.
So you can just grab it off my dead body.
- Tech point so that my AC is 19 now,
and I think I'm just gonna use my movement
to get the f*ck outta here.
- Hell yeah, we are
going to, you know what?
I'm not gonna call that
we exit combat right now,
what I'm gonna say is - for a moment
there are no combatants for you guys.
You have partial cover, zone,
you see Sid's got a
briefcase full of Kublacaine
outside the decapitated Sheriff,
his headless body is
holding a burner transponder
with an open Smash 'n Grab app.
- I'm gonna grab it
and look at it confused
and throw it to Marge.
- You catch it
Anyone who wants to, give
me a perception check?
- Yeah, I wanna get the f*ck outta here.
- Is there any way we can use his thing
and pretend to be him or
something, do a voice thing?
- 12.
- 16.
- 14.
- Has anybody got good deception?
- I have a disguise kit,
I can't do that to like
disguise my voice, can I?
- Wait, we could hold it
up to his decapitated head
and do a FaceTime.
- Did anyone did anyone here
beat a 20 on the perception?
- I got a dirty 20.
- Dirty 20 okay.
- I can do defiant if it
feels like I need to beat it.
- You have, I think what you need
you hear sirens that
are probably multiple,
probably many rounds away
you're talking about like 10,
between 10 and 15 combat rounds.
- Oh sh*t.
- Away?
- Now that's like, you
know, like two minutes,
two or three minutes but
you have a second here.
- Okay, we look at all their g*ns
and I take all their grenades.
- g*ns, grenades.
- I, yeah, I'm just gonna sleight of hand
and just like search the dude.
Take his hat for Riva.
- Cool.
- Can I give us five stars?
- You can absolutely give,
are you gonna leave a review?
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.
- Go ahead and give me a
performance check real quick.
- Can I give the help action?
- Yeah that's a 21.
- 21, cool. Couple words,
what does Margaret say
for the Sheriff's review?
- I'm a man of few words, but
this blew my f*cking mind.
- Five stars, Margaret, you
click through on the burner.
Second five star review.
- Oh my gosh and a tip.
- Speaking of which, can we
leave a tip for the waitstaff?
I feel really bad that
we had this g*n battle
in their place as well.
- True.
- Totally.
- I mean that guy with the
dreads is fully on fire
while he tries to eat chicken.
- I mean let's loot their pockets
and then they can have all
the leave it all as tips.
- We should get some Slop to go.
- Can I sh**t that burner phone?
- Yeah after you hit the review.
- Can I kind of go through it a little bit
just to see if there's any other.
- It's clean as a bone,
the only thing that we're
using it for was this.
Margaret tosses it in the air
and you skeet shot the
phone outta the air.
- Can we take his horrifying wrist g*n?
- Yeah.
- I want g*ns, I want grenades.
- Take the hat and the badge.
- Hell yes.
- I'm so dead I'm not,
I can't say any of this.
- So what is the play here?
What is the, I'm gonna say?
You have a very short amount
of time to communicate.
- Jib-Jobbers?
- Let's just get to the,
this person doesn't know what our ship is
we just need to get the
f*ck away from here.
- Hot exit.
- Yeah.
- I wanna get out of here..
- Does anyone have a stealth thing
that they can use to help us?
- I can do smuggle again,
let's smuggle ourselves out of here.
- We're gonna try to
sneak out of the building
and get to the ship without being seen.
- Right on.
- I'm gonna need a with smuggle,
another group stealth check
as you all attempt to move outta here,
you have a couple rounds
in which to do so.
- Do I roll for this?
- No, you're gonna come
with, Barry's got you.
- Nat one.
- Nat one.
- My God, the stealth rolls.
- You re roll ones.
- I re roll ones!
- Plus what?
- 16 plus 10 plus six.
- 32.
- Dirty 20.
- Dirty 20.
- 32.
- Mine was a 23.
- Also 32? Okay we have two 32s?
- I only got a five,
but that becomes a 24.
- 24?
- I got a 13.
- 13, okay yes gotcha.
Okay so the so 24 is our
like low point here for the,
for the top three of the group.
Anything else you do?
'cause we have a smuggle
from our tech caster here.
- I think I am like scrambling
all devices around us.
- I'm gonna tell you what you loot
'cause you're trying to
do all this pretty fast
and get outta here.
So you don't don't really have time
to actually go through every single body,
but you're so you cast that tech power
and have a second to loot.
Margaret, you go through the phone here.
Barry?
- I'll help loot.
- Real quick I'm gonna take his head
and stick it to the top
of one of those cactuses.
- I'm gonna say you take his head
stick it on top of a cactus.
Do you want grab the badge here as well?
- Yeah.
- Okay you grab the badge and the hat.
You can mark that down in your inventory.
Gunnie, what are you up to.
- Repair droid on Sid.
- Hell yeah.
- Thank you.
- And that's it.
- Cool, because you got
that high stealth here
I'm gonna say no longer in combat
the DC to repair Riva's psychodrone
is gonna drop down to a DC
- Got it, I'm out- oh no.
Yeah, I could do that. Let me see...
- Can I help?
- Yeah, you can help.
- Hit it.
- Okay.
Riva, psychodrone comes
back up with one hit point.
- Great, that's good enough for me.
Does this restaurant have a magnet area?
- You see that one of the,
one of the waitresses,
all of the staff here
and some of the customers
when this happened,
literally all of them
just kind of nonchalantly,
slid under tables and kind of got under
and you see she comes up and says,
"Oh honey, bless your heart."
Do if you do wanna, if you
wanna leave a tip for them,
you absolutely can.
- We want to leave a tip for sure.
- Okay what kind of tip do you leave?
- Probably like a bunch of Kublacaine.
- I was thinking the same thing.
- Let's give them, just give one.
- I give them a bag of Kublacaine.
- A bag?
- That's a lot.
- Not a brick, not a brick, a bag,
we cut open a brick and
we made a little bag.
- A little bag and I put a
little smiley face stamp on it.
- Oh you have like a whole
protocol droid thing anyway.
Yeah a little stamped baggy of Kublacaine.
You see she says, "Oh
sugar, bless your heart.
That's so sweet."
- Have fun but not too much fun.
- I can't promise that.
This happens a lot.
- Yeah also here's 500 credits.
- Hell yeah she takes it amazing.
- Can our drug stamp be a hot dog?
- Drug stamp is a little hot dog, boom.
Go ahead and give me an intimidate check
with advantage if you'd be so kind.
- Nat 20.
- Oh my god.
- Oh my goodness, the Sheriff is in.
- Does that mean we can
just walk to the ship?
- I shot the Sheriff.
- And I also shot the Sheriff.
- You hit a nat 20 intimidate check?
- On the second one it went 20.
- As you begin to stealth out of here,
you grab, oh, you grab
two incendiary grenades,
you grab another ion grenade.
You grab two plasma
grenades and a stun grenade
you all of them have all of
them have blaster r*fles.
- Oh my God.
- All of them have blaster r*fles.
All of you- Gunnie,
you're repairing Androids
you get Riva back up and operational.
You guys all come out to see
Skip has mounted the Sheriff's
head on a cactus outside.
- Is it Christmas?
- You guys on a nat 20 intimidate check.
I don't have too many
rules as a dungeon master,
but you honor Nat 20s.
On a Nat 20 intimidate check
you guys loot as fast as you can.
You got your review,
you also gave yourself a 20% tip, right?
So 6.000 credits clears to,
In addition to the full case
of Kublacaine that you have,
you guys vanish into the night
with probably only like three
or four rounds to spare,
you hear sirens in town,
everyone converging on
Swallop's Slop and Gravy Bucket
sneaking through town
there's security locks
Deputies could be coming
for you at any time,
you hear the sirens begin to die down
you're still stealthing through markets.
As you go you see out through
like a little highway passage
you see there is a
Sheriff's department cruiser
that no lights on zips past you,
you're all hidden, you guys
like duck into an alley.
You see it hits a ramp, hits
a highway, going outta town.
Two more cruisers come after
it zooming to the exit.
- They're fleeing town.
- You see the entire, you, you don't
you begin to realize you
haven't been hearing sirens
in a second.
- Let's loot the Sheriff's office.
- Its all about looting.
- Lets steal from the sheriff.
- I'm all in.
- Wait, but this also means we could go
to the junkyard tomorrow.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- We just have, we can just,
we can stick around Baustin
we don't have to do a hot exit.
- We don't have to do a hot exit.
- A cold exit.
- Can we go to butt Plug's
store and talk to him
and see if he's alive.
- Is he alive?
- Can we save him?
- Can we save Plug?
- You all you, none of you
guys are hearing sirens.
You go through town - it's, you know,
it's you know, you're looking around.
Wait, you guys came here too
it's like broad daylight.
So you guys looking around, people are,
it's like starting to be the lunch crowd.
People are going to go eat.
Yeah, no, no sirens at all.
You see there's like happy
Skiff Fest people walking along.
You're all covered in,
you know, blood and smoke
and shrapnel and stuff like that.
- I minor illusion to make it look like
I have even more blood
on me, minor hologram.
- So yeah as you guys
are walking through town,
what do you all do?
- We gotta see if Plug's alive.
- We gotta.
- Number one.
- And make him the Sheriff if he's alive.
- Oh my god, oh my god.
- If he's alive, he's the sheriff.
- Absolutely.
- You gingerly walk you're all stealthing.
You're still smuggling.
You're going to through back alleys.
How long do you guys stay stealthy
as you head towards Plug's?
- Okay we can't go in stealthy to Plug
because we might startle him
and cause the heart attack
in which case.
- I wonder if we had some
kind oracular prophecy,
that told him that he was
going to die on this day.
- Let's just knock politely.
- Good idea.
- You get to Plug's Butt-Ugly Stuff Hut
and you knock on the,
you don't even have to
knock as you approach,
you see Plug up at the front.
- Plug!
- Plug, you're alive.
- Hello there friend, of course I'm alive.
Why wouldn't I be alive for?
- You said about three times yesterday
that you were gonna die tomorrow.
- Well, it's not tomorrow, it's today.
- Oh.
- f*ck this.
- We're not doing this bullshit.
- We were worried about you.
- Well say why, what you,
what were you worried about?
- Just a quick question,
'cause you know this
town way better than us,
but if all the cops seemingly fleed,
do you think they will come back?
- Well, the cops in this town
were a source of absolute
chaos and tyranny
who made life a living
hell for everybody in town,
so if all the cops fled
probably for the better.
- That's the Sheriff's blood.
- This is his badge and hat.
- Well ding dong the Sheriff's dead.
- Well we really just
wanted to check in on you.
- We were worried about you.
- Oh because yesterday I said tomorrow
and tomorrow is the day,
today for yesterday.
- If I give you a bag of drugs,
will you gimme those rocket boots?
- If you give me a bag of drugs,
you'll never see me again.
What, what?
- Maybe we should give him a bag of drugs.
I know we can theoretically
have everything in his store.
- I give him a bag of drugs.
- Well, that's your mistake.
The bag lodges up his nose.
- Oh my God.
- He says "Goodbye," and
he twinkles into light.
- What?
- Oh my God.
- What?
- Okay.
- Plug!
- Wow.
- Can I just like wave my hand?
- It was today after all.
- He's just gone, he's fully gone.
- Can I just look around, make
perception check for a will?
- Oh, write us into it.
- Can I look around for
the most expensive thing
in Plug's Butts, Plug's butts,
Plug's Ugly Butt Stuff Store?
- Plug's Butt-Ugly Stuff Hut.
- Yes.
- You see, yeah go ahead and
give me an investigation check.
- I'll help.
- What's the most expensive thing in here?
Okay oh, that's a...
That's a 23.
- You start looking around
in the in the Stuff Hut.
Hold on one...
- What are we,
is this ours now?
- This is crazy.
- Was this a trade?
The last 15 minutes were,
I thought I was about to
watch maybe some of you die
and now we may be the law in this town
and this man turned into star stuff.
- I think Skip is the
Sheriff and Sid is Plug.
- Oh wait.
- I'm Plug?
- Who was the person we met at the dock?
- La-marie?
- She should be the Sheriff.
- You're right with that.
- And all the Chesters can be cops.
- Deputies, yeah.
- Why did we come to Butt Plug's.
- I don't know if this town
actually needs cops, unbalanced,
I feel like the cops are just doing.
- That person might know a lot better
what to do than this person.
- There is a you see that
there are some gloves
sort of like knee pad, elbow pad.
There is friction grip gear here.
- You absolutely have to take that.
- What is friction grip gear?
- So you can climb the walls.
- Should I pay for it? Is that a thing?
- I think we already did.
- No we paid for it in drugs.
- Yeah I just, I take it all.
I have to fix it probably
when we get back,
but yeah, I'll take it.
I'll take the friction gear.
- Can I do one more look for rocket boots?
- You can give me another
investigation check.
- Can I help?
- I'll help, yeah.
- Oh god I almost crit, but 21.
- 21, I'll say on a 21 we'll
make it an even luck check.
You want an 11 or higher.
Eight, sorry.
- Can I add my defiant to it?
- Yeah give me a defiant if you roll a one
then it's no good.
- Four.
- Oh, you find a set of very
badly broken rocket boots here.
- Hell yes. Hell yes.
- This is is the best day I've
ever had. I do some drugs.
I don't.
- Do we have to leave like,
should we go back to the dock.
- Let's just go to the ship
and let's just continue our trip.
A strange exhilarating
nausea fills the group.
As all of you just realize like, you know,
the m*rder plan was very ill advised.
You came very close to maybe all dying,
but having stood your ground,
it seems that seeing like the dead body
and you realize that not knowing how close
all of you guys came to death.
The other member, the other
deputies arrived at Slops
or arrived at Swallop's
Slop and Gravy Bucket
to see everybody dead, the
Sheriff's head mounted on a pike
and none of you on the ground.
So it looked to them like,
oh, well all of our lives,
as we knew them are over
effective immediately.
So Baustin is just sort of undergoing,
there is the weird dissonance of a town
enjoying a very fun Skiff Festival.
- Oh I forgot about the Skiff Festival.
- With its entire like with
the entire power structure
at the center of the town gone.
Another glorious day in AnarchEra,
a group of very dangerous
proldiers descended from the sky
and completely uprooted
the power structure,
the corrupt power structure of this town.
- Wow I feel like Riva's
so filled with adrenaline
that they're just Naruto running up
and down the street, like a
child with far too much energy.
- Should we fix our ship?
- Yeah let's fix it, I don't know?
- Let's go to the Skiff Festival?
- Yeah let's go to the Skiff Festival.
- Let's sell drugs at the Skiff Festival.
- Perfect.
- If we can sell enough
drugs then we get a casino.
- 100%, I mean, I'm gonna need
some time to attach the stuff
we get anyway so it's like,
you guys can hang out, Skiff,
me and the Chesters
will get this ship ready
I mean, come on, we earned this.
- We slide really fast
from a hot exit scenario
to a really fun montage
of you all skiffing
for a couple days.
- Oh my God, just arms
wrapped around big Barry.
- Just so sunburnt.
- Yeah incredible
so you guys have a couple days in Baustin
if you want to do these mods.
- Let's fix the ship up.
- Okay so we got another 6.000, right?
- Yeah.
- I'd like to ride this high real quick.
- Okay.
- So I've been thinking a
lot about ways in which we,
as a crew can make money, right?
And I was thinking about, so you know,
me and Barry went to
go get kitchen utensils
or chef's tools.
That's right they're called,
we called them chef's tools.
They're kitchen utensils,
we went to get chef's tools,
but we got stopped along
the way at a casino
and we lost 500 credits like that
and then we lost 500
more credits like that.
- And we can't do that again
'cause that's a lot of
credits even when we're rich.
- But what if other people could?
- We buy a casino?
- No.
- We make a casino on our ship.
We've got one area left for modifications
let's make a casino.
- Like a river boat?
- Yeah I mean we've got
a whole group of people
with nothing to do other
than write their screenplays
and do their graphic design.
- That's boring, they'd much
rather rather be gambling.
- They'd much rather be gambling.
- Can we do that?
- Add a casino to the ship?
- Yeah.
- 100% yes, absolutely.
- How much is it? How much is it?
- It's only 10.000 credits.
- I'll put in money for it.
- I'm happy to stake my full share
like I'll put 5.000 down on it.
So I just need 5.000 more people
and a willingness to take the
last open space on the ship
and turn it into a casino.
- I'm in for two.
- For two what?
- Two grand.
- Okay that's seven.
I only need three more
and then I probably need,
I wanna buy a Bar-Buddy to operate it.
- I'm in for that three,
I'm in for that three.
- I'll do, don't do the
whole three, I'll do,
let's split it at 1500.
- I'll give you all of my money.
I mean, between the Kublacaine
we have, and the alcohol.
- We should set aside some
Kublacaine for the casino.
- I mean, you know.
- We should have stolen more booze.
- Are we bad, are we bad?
- I don't know! We took over a town.
- We're just using the
world as we have it.
- Of course, we had a ton of fun right?
- I had a terrible time.
- Well, I had a great time
and we got to fall a thousand
feet, it was amazing.
- How much could we like make
in a casino do you think?
- There's, there are
actually rules for this.
So-
- Per day? Per weekend?
- It's a per day and it,
we roll a D20 every day,
and if it's more, the
there's like a break even
under between 10 and five.
- Right so on your guys' ship,
however, technically
only large ships have it,
but we're gonna allow it
for a medium size ship,
'cause it's actually a pretty standard
everything's just another degree 10 lower.
So you guys are gonna be effectively like
when you're driving through Nevada
and a gas station has
like two slot machines
in the back, right?
- Yes.
- So on a nat one, you would
lose 900 credits that day,
on a two through three, you
would lose 480 credits that day,
on a four through seven you'd break even,
and then as you go up
you'd start to make more,
it's possible on a nat 20
that you'd make 1500 credits
in a day from your casino.
- I mean, come on.
- All right so we'll just park it places
and then make it for?
- Yeah, we can just have it open.
- Gunnie, I have to ask you
a really personal question.
Riva, read his mind.
Is there a chance that
you're going to go in there
and lose all your money to our own casino?
- Yeah I am gonna cast probe
mind to find out the truth.
- I mean, if, I mean,
I don't think I would be
gambling there all the time.
I mean, I'm gonna gamble
there all the time.
I would just do, I mean,
I think I would be there
in a supervisory role,
but that doesn't mean I can't play.
So I would just kind, I
mean, I think I would just,
I would be much more of a managerial role,
but managers play, just
because you're a manager
doesn't mean you can't have fun.
So yeah, I don't,
I think fully that my role
would just be as a person
who makes sure people are having fun
and doing stuff by also having fun myself
and setting an example to everyone else.
So don't worry about a thing.
- The thing, Gunnie, I'm
just kind of doing the,
and you're a much smarter guy than me,
but I'm kind of doing
the math here, right?
We've got this like super
intelligent AI thing,
so we've got a bunch of
people who wanna m*rder us.
We constantly need to update
the ship so that we don't die.
- A hundred percent.
- If every day the casino went
as good as it possibly could,
we will earn our money back in 10 days
of it going perfectly.
- Yes.
- And that is if we're still alive.
- So if we crit, 10 days in a row?
- We would break even.
- We all just-
- I will say that Gunnie
is extremely confident
about his ability to gamble
and, but he is my friend
so I trust him in that.
- I'm going to go ahead and abstain
so I'm in for whatever
other people decide.
- That's not a no, gotcha.
- My thing is, is that when
I go in, I go in really hard.
So I'm lightly out at the moment.
- I think I'm gonna, I knowing
how little money is here,
knowing that if there's 10 crits.
- I could see us dying.
- For us to break even,
I think I'm gonna take my
money back, but I'm not gonna.
- That's cool, that's cool, that's all.
- I'm gonna leave my money there
unless more people vote not to do it.
- Okay.
- I support you Gunnie, I just want-
- I'm emotionally gonna
help in any way I can.
- In no way, this was fully
a like kind of talk meeting.
This was a pitch.
You m*therf*ckers are walking away
from the opportunity of a lifetime.
- You convinced me, I'm back in.
- I'm confidently walking into
the opportunity of a lifetime
it's gonna be a great place
for us to sell our drugs
and I'm gonna set up a
Pleasure Putty booth.
- I'm back in.
- I'm in!
- I'm back in but only
with one grand this time.
- Okay that's fine so we got one grand,
so we got my five, we got one.
- 1500.
- Another 1.5.
- That's 7.500.
- That's yeah.
- And an extra 5.000.
- Okay guys Barry's Big
Win Casino is founded.
- So whatever money we have left over,
we can spend on real things.
- Great well, there you go.
- I guess to have a slush fund.
- Jesus Christ, okay so.
- So do we do our first roll in the,
or that's once it's built? In the casino.
- I think Gunnie and the Chets have to.
- Gunnie and the Chets.
- Need to build the casino.
- Got it, got it, got it.
- It's only gonna take two
days to update with the casino.
You go to you go to the junkyard
Baustin's a very fun town.
So there's skeeballs.
There's like old, you see,
there's like old sort of
like fortune telling machines
that can be changed into slot machines.
There's a lot of-- you get tables,
this place I mean, this
place has pool halls,
and poker tables and all that stuff.
You get blackjack tables,
no problem, you're set.
- Can I bring up one
thing? And I'm, again,
I'm putting my money in.
Have, do we have any money
set aside for a stealth mode
for the ship.
- We, we do.
- Okay awesome.
- We had a full, like after buying fuel,
we have a full 2.900
left in just the ship,
the ship account
and then if we add its take
from the most recent job,
we should be able to afford,
oh no, that's halved
so we need another half.
We need another about 3000.
Is there any leftover
from the 5.000 I gave you,
oh, a hundred percent,
you can have a full 4.000 of that back.
- I mean, for that?
- Then put the 4.000
towards the stealth mode.
- Yeah okay, cool, cool
that just seems like-
- We absolutely need that.
- Right.
- Can we also-
- Especially if we're going to like
Bajar world or whatever.
- We should use these two
days to also sell some drugs
to get some like.
- I mean, this is like,
there's no law enforcement.
- It's also-
- We're the enforcement.
- Each of those Chets earns
so it's 200 credits to hire
those Chets for two days,
- We should pay them a
little above their average.
- We should tip them.
- Yeah.
- I'll tip them in magnets.
- I take a magnet and
give them each a magnet.
- Very thank you for
removing that my fridge.
- You're absolutely welcome,
I can't understand what you say
because you gave off no psychic waves,
but I'm assuming that you said thank you.
- Daisy your hat and
a dollar out the door.
- Absolutely.
- You see the Chets get back to work.
Lou, whenever you're ready
give me a mechanics check.
- You got it.
- Can I give him Handy Annie?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, go for it.
- Hate that.
Love that, that's gonna be a cool 26.
- Two days of work, 200 credits down
with these Chets working.
You see the Chets, when you pay them,
Lamelia checks a thing on her phone
'cause she built all these Chesters.
She's like, "Good work boys, way to go."
And the Chets keep working and
that's going after two days
Barry's Big Win Casino is up and running.
- You guys wanna come the ribbon cutting?
- I'm in a f*cking stunning evening gown
with a flute of champagne
at the opening, so hot.
- I think also I'm getting
like aerial drone footage
to cut together like a commercial
of Barry's Big Win.
- Like the Mohegan Sun?
- Oh yeah we put out like a commercial
that's just like "Nothing but
wins at Barry's Big Win Casino."
- Barry's Big Win Casino,
now here's the deal.
So it's two days of
that, during the two days
that you're building the
casino with the Chesters.
What are the rest of you doing,
knowing that you're about to
open this casino on the ship?
- Going to the Skiff thing
talking about the casino loudly.
- I wanna go to the skiff thing
and ask about Bajar worlds.
- Oh, ask about the Griivarr worlds.
- Griivarr worlds.
- Yes, no worries.
Cool, first of all, anyone
who's going out there also,
did you guys,
I assume all the money
bookkeeping is happening.
- Did you have this new?
- I haven't added the,
I mean with the money we already had
plus our signing bonuses that covers the,
and what everyone put in that's
without contract that's without the,
I haven't distributed the 6.000 yet.
- Oh cool, if we wanna do
that, then let's do it.
- We also have that to split.
- So the 6.000-
- 6.000.
- Divided by seven with a ship,
with a share for the ship.
- Yeah, so what's that?
- That would be, that's a weird fraction,
but it's basically, it's
basically 857 credits
for everybody and then one
- Is someone keeping track of the ship?
- Yeah it has 3.797 in its coffers.
- 857.
- Yeah.
- And, and then you have this big,
old case of Kublacaine that
is a little bit touched
at this point because of Plug and,
but mostly still there.
What do you guys wanna do with that?
Is that something that you want to try?
Obviously you will make a lot more money
trying to move that yourselves,
but then you are holding
on this scary thing
that people can find out about
and come and steal and da, da, da.
- Maybe we should-
- Just do a big brief case deal?
- With that guy from.
- Yeah the cool skiff dude.
- Crunchy, crunchy moon, man?
- Yeah.
- You guys can go to
skiff ball if you want.
- Yeah.
- You go to this big club downtown
it's on this big sort of dune area,
overlooking the big sort
of like racing dunes
and some sort of rocky canyons
and stuff out in the field,
and you see that same guy
from Swallop's the other night
sort of looking around this
place is like swanky down here.
It's like, there's big, weird,
triple horned Longhorn skulls,
like alien steer and stuff
like that up on the walls.
Lots of tables that are like industrial
sort of like those big wooden things
that look like they
should go in like a mill
or a plant somewhere with like rope
around the center pillar kind of thing.
Saw dust on the floor and you're like,
there is no business here
that creates saw dust.
This was put here.
- Authentic.
- And you see this guy.
Yeah so you total,
well I've been coming out here for,
like I remember when Skiff
Fest had like nobody here
like truly?
- Oh my god.
- Like 20, 30, people here.
- You're good at talking.
- I guess.
- I'm so good at talking.
- I was wondering if like, do you wanna?
- All I do is talk.
- Do we wanna try to do like
a Storage Wars thing though?
Like getting people to bid on the cases?
- What could possibly be in?
- I mean, first of all,
if we're gonna sell the entire brief,
I, my feeling is we should
just get rid of this
one pack that's already open
and then wait and sell the
rest on the Griivarr world
where we'll make a lot more money.
- And we'll get absolutely m*rder*d.
- Are you kidding me?
- That's like bringing
drugs to Disney World.
- We ran all of the sheriffs outta here
and this is kind of the best place
to just get it out of our hands.
- And just to be clear, we
don't wanna do Storage Wars?
- I think we should do
a Extreme Home Makeover,
And then we say move that bus
and then it's just a briefcase,
- I would like to get out.
- I think that strategy works best when
there might be nothing valuable inside.
- Okay I get another
briefcase, now we have two.
- Oh, now we're doing a Deal or No Deal.
- Incredible so yeah.
You guys see sort of party again,
a lot of like core worlders
here visiting Baustin.
What else do you guys
do while you're here?
Oh yeah you see this guy yeah.
- So I'd like to do an
insight check contested
against this target's
charisma or deception.
So I rolled a dirty 20 and this,
so I now have advantage on
attack rolls and ability checks
against the target until
the end of my next turn.
- Sneak attack.
- I stab him and I
f*cking steal his shoes.
And I think I will let me see
which one of my delicious little things
if I try to, to sell stuff to him,
will he then have to make a saving throw?
- He will not have to
make a savings throw.
- Or ability check, it's an ability check.
- You can get advantage on
this roll with that ability.
So if you wanna make a persuasion check
with advantage, go for it.
- Great I will make a
persuasion check with advantage.
- Yeah 'cause we knew how
much he sold it to us for.
- Right exactly.
- Well, this is not the guy
that you bought drugs from
this is the rich dude who was at the bar
making a lot of noise yeah.
- Okay that is a 25.
- Yes.
- Whoa.
- So I'm going to give
him the low, low deal
of 1.25 times what it's actually worth.
- Oh, oh, okay.
- Because he sold it, he
bought last time at 1.5 times.
So at 1.25 times what?
- There you go so as you approach,
you hear sort of twangy
electro banjo music playing
and this guys like yeah like
the first year I came out here
truly there were 20 people
and they only had ski skiffs.
- That's amazing.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Oh my God.
Are you a bot?
- No, I'm actually an
Aguatunisian in a psychic drone.
- Oh, what, wild! Hello.
- Now I actually talked to you before
I don't know if you remember me.
- I am so sorry, how rude.
- No, it's absolutely fine.
No, we had a great
conversation about drugs.
- Love it.
- And I was like,
this is a man who's interested in drugs
and maybe would like to buy a
lot of them because you know,
it's a great deal for you
and it's probably a great
deal for your friends.
- I walk up and I say, excuse me,
are you talking about
buying a lot of drugs
'cause I'm very interested.
I'll pay whatever you want.
- No, no, no this good man has been.
- Sorry, sorry, hey, hey, hey, sorry.
One second I'm talking to
my friend so just hold on.
- Oh you two know each other.
- Yeah.
- We, we go way back.
- I'm so proud of you like
in the depths of my heart.
I'm like, well then my mistake.
- For real.
- If you're interested in
becoming your own boss-
- Yeah for real thank you
so much, I appreciate it.
- You're so welcome, anytime.
- Yeah I would be so happy to make a deal.
How much are, how much
are you looking to unload?
- I open the briefcase
and light shines upon him like a golden.
- You look at this dude who
looks completely unphased
by this amount of drugs in front of him.
- My God.
- And he goes, oh, sick.
Okay yeah you know what's funny is
I did come with some sort
of like light pockets
to Skiff Fest this year,
a little bit of like
egg on my face yeah.
- Absolutely sure I
completely understand, yeah.
- For sure.
- Obviously there's other
people who were interested,
but I came to you first, but if you don't.
- Appreciate that see, I
appreciate that so much.
I have like, I feel like a total turd.
My name is Crunch Moon-Jones and-
- What an incredible name my name is,
and I impart my true name of-
- Oh my God, you're incredible.
- I feel like we have a real connection.
- Can I sleight of hand
some drugs for us to keep?
- Yeah, one brick.
- Incredible yeah, just
some for your troubles.
Yeah some fun.
- Yeah.
You see, he looks at you and says,
"Yeah, I would like, first of all,
the vibes I'm picking up
from you are incredible.
And I fully, fully believe in that.
Second, yeah I'd be happy
to take that off your hands,
that'd actually be great.
And I have some friends coming
up to a hotel room later.
We have the entire top
floor of the Lauret."
- Really?
- Yeah for sure.
- Yeah I mean, if you'd be cool with it
that sounds like an amazing time to me.
- Yeah absolutely.
- Can I make an insight check on this?
- Yeah go for it.
- 17.
- 17.
You notice that this guy is a doofus
and is commanding a
tremendous amount of respect
in the room, like lots of
people are smiling at this guy
and saying nice things to him.
- What was his name again?
- Yeah, exactly.
- A trust fund.
- Yeah who's your daddy?
- What's that?
- Sorry.
- Who's your daddy.
- What are you a sick freak dude?
- Yeah.
- You want to be?
All right so this guy wants to party.
Does your whole crew wanna party?
- Yes, dude.
- Oh, sick.
How much you want it for?
- Absolutely.
- How much does do we want for it?
- Oh.
- 1.5 markup.
- So you're saying 1.25 mark up
but I'm gonna ask if you
give a number to him.
- Which is a cut down,
I mean, I don't know.
- How much is it worth?
- If six servings of Kublacaine?
- Gotcha gotcha.
- I take a lot of drugs.
It was 810.
- Five figures.
- If you want, yeah.
Give me, give me like a
business check right now.
DC 25 is the exact number.
DC 20 is like ballpark.
- Business would be what?
- Expertise plus
intelligence so plus nine.
- That's a 10,
including the plus nine
because I rolled a nat one.
- You think, you think this
is probably worth about
like between 30 and 40.000.
- So, so I that's what I think it's worth.
- Yeah.
- Reasonably?
- I'm smart.
- We'll take 90.000, none less.
- We'll take 90.000, none less.
- 90.000, hey, I know it's Skiff Fest,
that's pretty steep what do
we say we call an even 60K.
- 75.
- Give me one last persuasion check.
- Here it is.
- Do we have advantage
on all persuasion checks?
- Yeah 'cause he is into you.
- Yeah, you can take advantage.
- Great I'll take advantage of this man.
That is a 26.
- Says 75k on the condition
that you and your friends
party with me all night.
- 75K!
- Am I still working on the ship?
- Yes, you're still working.
- So I don't know we just made 75k?
- No idea.
- You have no idea why you're dancing
but you just start dancing.
- Oh, we are on the comms.
- I fully start grab a Chester
and just start shaking him.
YES!
- You're a daisy if you do, Ringo!
- You start shaking a Chester.
- I feel that adrenaline in my real body.
- Anything we could do anything now.
- I think that we are-
- We haven't even taken
drugs and we can do anything.
- Does anyone else feel
like every single success
means we gotta get--
- The bigger our pockets get the more
I feel like a that's
gonna be like a pinata
that's gonna be like attacked.
- I feel fine.
- Do you want,
do you wanna put stealthing on the ship?
Do you wanna?
- Yes.
- I think to go to
Griivarr Land we need it.
- Okay.
- I can come help you with that.
- Yeah we'd like to also
put stealthing on the ship.
Yeah we're gonna put a
stealth device on the ship.
- Okay you're gonna put a
stealth device on the ship.
- And I don't wanna have
to say it every day,
but I just wanna just
check in that basically
I'm casting psychic concealment
every day on Gnosis.
- Copy that.
- So every day they are.
- Gnosis and the Princeps?
- That's a lot of spell points.
- Oh, okay that's more.
- That's six, I mean it's six of my 26.
- But every day yeah that's kinda hard.
- But I mean these days
that we're just working.
- Okay yeah to install that
is another 7.000 credits,
another 200 for the Chets,
and that one you can get done in a day.
- Is it all right if it comes
out of the 75K we just made?
- I mean that would be Marge's.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Okay yeah if the co-owner agrees.
- Yes Marge, I'm so sorry
that I just spoke for you.
- I don't know if you guys
looked at those contracts
that you signed, but this
is a six way partnership
we're six way owners of the Wurst.
- Is that true?
- That's true.
- So in a couple of days
I went from a companion
to a co-owner.
- Yeah, definitely.
- You guys look at your
contracts and see that indeed
you guys all have an
equal stake in the Wurst.
- As you do that, I'm also
gonna need investigation checks.
I just want to get an
investigation check first
for the casino system,
just to make sure that
you were able to get
all the right good parts for it
and there's not some
weird thing wrong with it.
- Okay f*ck.
- This is really gonna set the tone.
- The roulette always ends on-
- 22.
- Oh hell yes. That is a success.
You find enough stuff
in the junkyards here.
Now I'm going to need one
for the stealth device.
This is an investigation.
- Since I'm helping with
this, may I do one as well.
- This one's not just me.
- Oh, baby that's gonna be a 26.
- I'll take that.
- You guys go out to a junkyard
your third day in Baustin,
Baustin, the mood in Baustin
has never been brighter.
You guys go to a junkyard
you find this incredible
old Acme-Ashmun brand
stealth cloaking device.
Easy, easy, easy fix to get it installed,
give me one more mechanics
check to get it installed.
- Also I think I'm gonna linger
in the junkyard after this.
- Right, can I do-
- 18.
- 18 will do it.
- A luck check in the junkyard to see,
just like, you know, when
you go to the thrift store
and you're just like,
I'm not looking for anything
I'm just open to something cool.
- I think I just kind of
wanna linger a little bit
because I'm like, even though
like the ball's rolling up,
like I am aware that I
am the keeper of souls
and so I kind of just
wanna like look around
and see if I see any parts
of like discontinued droids.
- Give me a little investigation check.
- Cool.
- It's 21.
- 21.
- Just kind of like, like kind of like a,
a morbid fascination of
like what I'm up against.
- You, on a 21
you find a old poster in the junk yard
of a brand of Androids
out here and you see,
it looks like an old
sort of mechanic Android.
You see it's called Servo Sam
and you see, it's just
wearing mechanics coveralls
and has little hat and has
like a krystal pump thing here,
and you see a bunch of
discarded cracked krystals
that you recognize as
sort of the hard drives
of this sort of like line of Androids
that there may have been a few
of in the town a while ago,
but are discontinued.
- Can I scoop 'em all up
and like whisper to this little poster,
like we're gonna get you back
up and running, Servo Sam,
'cause I know someone who
can really use your help.
- Our casino.
- Yeah I was thinking Gunnie, but I mean,
if your aspirations lie
with the casino, you know,
let's just get you back up and running
and you can tell me what you want.
- You a bunch of Servo Sam's krystals
as you're getting the stealth
device up and operational
your ship is sort of floating
outta the ship nursery
sort of hovering over this
kind of like canyon space,
and this is the opening night
of Barry's Big Win Casino.
You guys have made a
lot of friends in town
you see Crunch Moon-Jones.
As you walk aboard Crunch
Moon-Jones walks and says,
"Oh holy crap, you guys have
a Jib-Job space on your ship?"
- Yeah, we do.
- I'm one of the founding
members of Jib-Job.
- No way.
- Who's your daddy?
- My, oh you want to be?
- He is the daddy, he is the daddy.
- It kicks off, it's incredible,
the whole night he's
going around being like
"What's up, players?
It's Crunch Moon-Jones
here are Barry's Big Win Casino."
- Hey this is great advertising.
- I love it.
- I do everything I like follow him
and make sure he has the best time ever.
- We make sure none of
us are in this video.
- Yeah he goes-
- Oh, that's true.
- Wait, we left Loose Duke.
- Oh, sh*t sh*t sh*t has anyone fed him?
- He needs to be here for this.
I go and I get Loose Duke
to come to the opening.
- Oh my God.
- You get Loose Duke,
he's like, "Man, this party's
incredible, dude who's that?"
- Who, Crunch?
- Yeah, who's that guy?
You go and turn to Crunch,
you turn Loose Duke is gone,
Loose Duke is f*cking gone.
- Wait is he loose on the ship now?
- Who knows.
- Can I hunt him down and kick him off?
- As you're, as you're looking around,
I'm gonna need a group stealth check,
if everyone would be so kind.
- What?
- Oh my God.
- 14.
- 12.
- 17.
- 18.
- 26.
- 26.
- 17.
- 17.
- Just having a little too much fun.
- 17.
- 17 gotcha, cool, cool.
You guys go you go to hunt Loose Duke down
somewhere in the ship.
It's- g*ng, it's chaos.
You've basically effectively
taken over the town of Baustin
you've opened a casino, got
a stealth mode on your ship.
You're here with Crunch Moon-Jones,
who's apparently one of the
founders of this app Jib-Job
or this like co-working space.
You're now running around the ship.
Aurora Nebbins gets excited.
There's so many tortoises on the ship.
- Are they like cling to
the side like barnacles?
- Are people giving
the casino a bad rating
'cause we have a tortoise infestation?
- I know we put them in cute little
c*ck waitress outfits.
- We can race the tortoises.
- Something else to bet on.
- You guys see, the next
day, successful opening.
Go ahead and roll yeah roll our first day.
- Okay we need to get f*cking
out of here after this.
- Let's get out here.
- 15.
- All right.
- What did we make?
- You make 350 credits.
- Big night, big, big, night.
- This was our big opening
with all the rich people.
- Can I do insight to see how
much Gunnie lost last night?
Oh, I actually rolled really poorly.
- Can I roll to see if I
sold any pleasure putty?
- Yeah.
- What do I roll?
Just a luck check?
- Luck check.
- Great, I rolled a 13.
- 13.
- That's Nice.
- Your lucky number.
- You get someone to sign
up. It's 120 credits.
- That's great.
- Also all casino profits
go into the ship fund.
- Yeah and then what, what do
we pay out of when people win?
- Probably the ship.
- It's not gonna happen,
the ball is rolling uphill.
- Towards the end of
the night at the casino.
You all look over and
you see, wearing robes
and looking translucent, pearly light
you see Plug smiling from
the corner and nodding.
- Oh my God.
It's blessed by Plug.
- Wait and then the credits roll?
- Can we just all,
can we all get in a
line next to each other
and look over at Plug and nod and wave?
- Take a group shot with Plug?
- Yeah well, if you won't
take a group shot with me,
you better line up a
group shot on that bar.
- Crunch, will you take a picture with us?
Yeah we're gonna do a bunch
of Kublacaine with a ghost.
- Amazing.
- But I think we need to get out of here.
- Yeah, I think so too.
- What makes you say that?
- I think we should stay forever.
- Let's do three more episodes right here.
- Yes. All of you, you see
Plug looks at all of you.
Says, I want you
to do one last favor for me if you can.
- Anything, Plug.
- Anything, Plug, you say
it and we'll make it so.
- You're our best friend.
- The treasure you seek
is buried underneath
the Stuff Hut.
- Okay. I think we gotta go dig it up.
- Gotta go dig up the stuff.
- We gotta go dig up some stuff.
- We'll do a bunch of Kublacaine
and go dig up the hut.
- So it's super late at night
the following the following malton unit
you awaken you go out another
scorching day Skiff Fest,
it's like the big last day of Skiff Fest.
- Big, fun casino open.
- Wait, hang on,
I think we should leave
somebody on the ship.
- Raymond assumes that
you're leaving today
'cause you've given him notice.
so the Jib-Job workers are
on the ship ready to depart.
- For security reasons
Loose Duke is loose.
- Anyone who wants to gimme
an investigation check
and try to find Loose Duke.
- Absolutely.
- Barry feels so betrayed by Loose Duke.
- If we find him, he's dead.
- 16.
- So we've now flipped back.
- Wait, hang on a second
I can cast probe mind
and I can just walk around
the ship and anywhere
within 30 feet of me, I can hear him.
- I want him gone.
- I'm sure he is screaming.
- You do not feel Loose Duke's mind.
- Oh my god, we need him
gone, he will destroy us.
- Can I smell For Loose Duke?
- Gimme, gimme a perception check.
- You think Loose Duke died in a vent?
- Oh no.
- God.
- Okay.
- 19.
- 19 you truly believe that
Loose Duke is off of the ship.
- He just wanted to get
away because we captured him
and didn't feed him for like
three days, which is on us.
- I'm gonna do Loose Duke
check every single f*ck day.
- Now the following day,
you guys head out to
Plug's Butt-Ugly Stuff Hut.
You arrive, do you dig
into the ground underneath?
- Very much so.
- You dig. I want anyone here
to make perception checks.
- Are we going like outside the building
or do we go into the building?
- It's a dirt floor inside.
- Okay so we're just going straight down.
- Straight down.
- 12.
- 17.
- 15.
- What's that?
- I, that I've rolled
two nat ones in a row.
- Oh my god.
- Perception check.
- You roll so up and down.
- 17.
- 18.
- Okay. So no one beat the 20, right?
- I'll give a potent aptitude to you.
- 18. Okay, four.
A one.
- Oh no.
But you don't you have your thing.
- 19.
- What did you get?
- I got 18 or no, I got, what did I?
You got 18 so I got 17.
- Potent aptitude to you.
I'll give everyone a potent aptitude.
- Come on baby.
- One.
- Don't you have your human defiance.
- That's saving throws.
- We'll dig again tomorrow.
- Oh, defiance.
- I don't think you, can you
stack defiance with that?
- Potent aptitude? Yeah you can.
- Oh, okay.
I can use my- it's a
new day, I can defiance.
- Yeah yeah absolutely. Okay.
- So what was that? That was a 19?
- You automatically get
there, you get to 20.
- Another one.
- There you go.
- Margaret, everyone else, so Barry.
You're digging, as you guys dig
as you guys dig on the outside of the hut.
as you guys dig on the outside
of the hut, you feel a box,
the chest underneath the hut.
- What are you doing?
You open it and Plug steps out.
- Wait he's in the box,
how big is the f*cking box?
- Barry weeps, delirious from
all the physical activity
and all the drugs, he just weeps.
- Can I kick his knees?
- No wait, Plug, explain yourself.
- Taken a long rest.
- What happened, how'd you do this?
What's been happening?
- Is he spectral Plug
or is he regular Plug?
- Hold on, all will be explained in time.
He telescopes a little rod out,
puts it up his nostril and
pulls a completely empty plastic
bag out of his brain, out
of like up in his sinuses.
- I would love to do
another persuasion check
to have this man join our
crew, because he rules.
- I will give the help
action on that check.
- Are you still gonna die
tomorrow? Is that still a thing?
- Always.
- Oh my God. All right.
- That's a 21 persuasion.
- Sorry what's that?
- 21 persuasion to get
Plug to join the crew.
- You see, he puts a hand
up, has to reach up high,
to touch the metal face
of the psycho drone.
- I'm always gonna be with
you no matter where you are.
- No, our Obi-Wan.
- We kidnap him.
- Now here's why this is
important you got a 20, right?
- Yeah.
- You look out and see, what
you think at first are clouds.
- Oh f*ck.
- They are not clouds.
They're not clouds at all.
They are structures
cast reflecting the light
of this system's star.
There are multiple Amercadian destroyers
in orbit around the planet,
you begin to hear in the distance,
a thrumming of large hover carrier craft.
what Norman in the memory
banks that Skip can unlock
would recognize as troop carrier craft.
You hear the blaring noise
looking out in the distance
you see carrier craft
hovering across the desert,
approaching Baustin with a flag,
bearing the symbol of the
Lone Star Directorate.
- Ah sh*t.
- We did technically sell their drugs.
- I think we've had our fun.
- Plug, we need to get out of here.
- Can I roll insight and
see if Plug is Amercadian
and if he's like putting us...?
Oh, it was almost a nat 20...11.
- You don't think that's it
do you still wanna put Plug in a bag?
- Honestly? Yes.
- All right you put-
- Oh no, you put, can I
stop her, contested grapple?
- Just 'cause we love you.
Just 'cause we love you.
Okay. Let's get outta here
before I try to steal him again.
- You throw gotcha- Plug says,
"I appreciate you not
putting me in a bag."
- No, I was just 'cause
I really liked you.
- Plug, can you distract 'em?
- I don't know can you,
and he throws you a pair of rocket boots.
- I'll hold down the fort
and he takes out the biggest
cannon you've ever seen
and he says, "You better scoot and boogie.
I'll see you next time, sailors."
- What? We sprint, right?
Just remember: it's today, not tomorrow
so you can't die yet.
- Never can, 'cause it's never tomorrow.
- With that I'm gonna need everybody here
to roll initiative.
That's all for this
episode of Dimension 20,
tune in next week for
another thrilling episode of
A Starstruck Odyssey.
We'll see you in the stars.
- See you in the freaking stars.
- I thought we were gonna
go out on a fun Plug moment.
- Oh my God.
- Riva and Margaret just sprint,
Gunnie takes a second to auto up thrusters
and you see that there is
a little bobblehead cosmic sister doll.
You open it up keys hidden underneath.
- Right on.
- Looks like my ride's here!
- Beep beep.
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