(Blooper) Bunny (1997)

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It's Bugs Bunny's 51st and a Half Anniversary Spectacular!

Happy birthday, Bugs!

Happy birthday, you little varmit, critter!

Gosh, I'm, I'm so unimportant.

Gosh, I'm so unimportant.

Gosh, I'm so unimportant?

Oh, gosh, I'm, I'm so unimportant.

That's it.

I liked that.

Modest, unassuming...it's me.

Get me out of this Gol-durned contraption!

What do you think I am, some kinda dad-blasted hootchie-cootchie gal?

Do I look like some half-class female, to come a-shimmyin' out of a cake?

Why, it ain't decent.

I think we're losin' him.

I'm out!

Oh, great.

There he goes again.

Time to get out!

Let's get out of here!

Now, let's see. It says right here in this book...

Take lotion...,

splash two drops at loot of hair, comb strands lengthwise and, uh...

A monoxodome method.

Oh, brother!

51st and a half anniversary.

Who writes this slop?

Ugh!

Happy birthday, old chum, old pal, old buddy.

The next thing you know, they'll stick me with three snot-nosed nephews!

I wouldn't put it past them! It's just... ugh!

Warner Bros. doesn't have an original bone in its...!

Okay, people, places!

Okay, this is Bugs Bunny's 51st and a Half Anniversary Spectacular, take one.

Eh, What's up, doc?

Monotonous, isn't it?

Okay, take two.

Wait, hold it!

Oh, uh, sorry, but, eh, there's a loose floorboard here.

I wouldn't want any harm to befall my esteemed fellow thespians.

Is there a carpenter in the lot?

Why don't we just move the action back slightly and maybe readjust the camera.

There, how's that?

Eh, could I have a cane perhaps...falling, Eh, somewhere in my general vicinity?

My contract distinctly stipulates that I'm not supposed to toss no canes to no stupid rabbits.

Your people spoke to my people, who specifically stated that...

All right, all right.

We'll get someone else to throw the cane.

Yeah!

Aw, look!

Now, listen!

Cut, cut!

Came in too early, huh?

Sorry.

Personally, I thought it was a vast improvement on the whole stupid...

Uh, where is he?

Not again.

Just a minute.

Just a minute.

Cut, cut, cut!

For shame, doc, using live ammunition on a movie set!

Well, I thought it would be a great, big birthday surprise if after 51 and a half years of trying, I finally blasted you.

This is inconceivable!

Eh, cut!

No, don't cut!

Let the cameras roll and record it for posterity, whilst I give this two-bitten nimrod a severe dressing-down!

Sir, you have desecrated the spirit of show business make-believe by using real b*ll*ts!

Cut!

No, don't cut!

Now, get rid of this stupid thing, take your little prop g*n and stick to the script!

Cut!

No, don't cut!

And another thing: expect a call from my attorneys about this unfortunate incident, and brother, when they call, you'd better-

Eh, now can we cut?

You smug son of a...

Oops. Uh, pardon me.

Slight mishap.

Great.

Great timing on that coming out of the cake thing, Sam, but it seems a little, oh, well, unenthusiastic.

Let me hear motivation.

It's Bugs Bunny's birthday, everyone's happy, it's a big celebration.

Is it...is there some problem with that?

Bugs Bunny!

He's 51 and a half.

Who cares?!

Sure, sure, Sam.

I know, but couldn't you look a little more...up for this?

All right.

How's this?

Fine, good, fine.

Swell.

Yeah, very good.

But I hated rabbits.

Happy birthday, Bugs!

Happy birthday, you little varmit, critter!

Well, how's that?

Great.

Rejoice.

Eh, pardon me.

I don't mean to put a damper on this thing but there went is supposed to be five rockets?

There were five and I lit him too.

Holy smokes.

Hit the deck!

Sam!

Sam!

Speak to me!

Oooh, ya carrot chompin', flop-eared, bob-tailed rabbit!

I hope your innards turn to outards and your ears go visey-versey!

I hates rabbits!

It's just human nature to hates rabbits.

Why you low down, flop-eared son of a kangaroo!

You'll pay for this, you dog blasted, ornery, no account, long-eared varmint!

Why, you consarn idgit rabbit!

Eh...Maybe we can fix it in the editing.

Can we go to lunch now?