02x01 - Good Sisters

[bunniefuu]

["EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LIVE" PLAYING]

[SIGHS]

Okay. Okay.

[SIGHS]

[CAR GEARS GRIND]

Oh, f*ck.

[SISTERS CLAMORING, SCREAMING] Eva. Eva!

- [URSULA] Eva!
- It's not my car!

Sorry.

[PANTING] It's not my car.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[BREATHING SHAKILY]

[EXHALES SHAKILY] Ready?

[SIGHS] I've... I've changed my mind.

I'm... I'm not ready.

[BECKA] To open it?

No. For what happens after.

[EVA] Nothing's gonna happen, okay?
We have it covered.

Are we sure?

Of course we're sure.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Are you counting yourself down
from a hundred?

- Can we please just get it done?
- [SIGHS]

[KEY FOB CLICKING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

["WHO BY FIRE" PLAYING]

[SONG ENDS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[PARTNER BREATHING HEAVILY]

[CHOKES] Grace.

Grace. Grace!

Wake up, Grace!

- [BREATHES HEAVILY, COUGHING]
- I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

- I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. [PANTS]
- [COUGHING]

Fine. I'll marry you. [LAUGHS]

[PANTING] It's not funny.

Since I'm the one getting choked,
I decide what's funny.

[GRACE BREATHING HEAVILY]

Come here.

[PARTNER GRUNTS]

[GRACE] Oh, God.

[BREATHES HEAVILY] Ach,
your heart is going like the clappers.

[HEAVY BREATHING CONTINUES]

Can I ask you something?

You ready to be my wife?

[LAUGHS]

[PARTNER INHALES DEEPLY]

- [LAUGHS]
- [WHISTLING]

Oh! Wow.

Ladies and gentlemen, she has boobs.

[GRACE CHEERS, LAUGHS]

- Oh, my God.
- [GRACE LAUGHS]

[GASPS] They look great.

- Shh.
- [KISSES]

- [CHUCKLING]
- Oh, my God, girl.

- You're gorgeous. Look at this.
- Mwah!

- Bride to be.
- You don't have to wear that.

No, I want it.

Just promise me
there won't be any strippers or dwarfs.

Oh, you can't say dwarfs, love.

- Oh, sorry, sorry.
- [LAUGHS]

There'll be no little people
taking off any clothes.

- [EXCLAIMS] That's not true.
- [EVA] Oh. Oh!

- Put it away, Becka.
- [LAUGHS]

[JOCKEY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

[URSULA] Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[LAUGHS]

That used to be your job.

This used to be yours.

Yeah, well, luckily I don't miss it.

Samesies.

What can I say? We're all grown up now.

- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- [GRACE LAUGHS]

I'm stuck here now.

[BECKA] Stop.

[EVA] What?

Waiting for something to go wrong.

[SIGHS] I'm not.

I just don't know
why she needed to get married again.

She's a different breed of woman to you.

She likes to play by the rules.

Yeah, I don't have a problem
with the rules, just the rule-makers.

- Right on. f*ck the system.
- [LAUGHS]

Forty-eight euro.

[LAUGHS]

- [URSULA CHUCKLES]
- [BECKA] What?

Jesus. It's so easy for that b*tch.

What, you wanna be chatting up little men?

No, I want little men chatting up me.

Go on Hinge.

I am on Hinge.

Don't pity me.

[LAUGHS] You know?

- [LAUGHS]
- Hi.

- Hi. I found a jockey. [LAUGHS]
- Are you busy? Busy, busy?

She has three kids. FYI.

[URSULA] That's not true.

One's an adult.

- I don't give a sh*t.
- [CHUCKLES]

I'm just gonna steal her away now
if that's all right.

Mind your little noggin now,
jumping all those tall fences.

- [BOTH LAUGH]
- It's the boots. Oh, my God.

We got the champers.

- [URSULA] Ooh. He's so cute...
- [EVA] HE WAS TOO SMALL. [LAUGHS]

- [BECKA] House champagne.
- [GRACE] So, what's the plan?

- Uh...
- Out of funds, so out of fun.

- What? Are we?
- Aw.

What the hell? Where'd you get that?

- I did a three-way on Cherry Pop.
- It's called an each-way.

Whatever. I won 500 quid.

- Oh, my... [STAMMERS] No. No, no, no.
- Stop.

I think I changed my mind
about the stripper.

- [ALL LAUGHING]
- [EVA] I have the number. Let's do it.

- [BIBI] No penises.
- [EVA] I can call him now.

[BIBI] No, I'm not looking at any penises.

[EVA, URSULA LAUGHING]

[GRACE] Oh.

- [INHALES DEEPLY]
- Who's your one?

That's Angelica.

Is she Roger's girlfriend?

- Mm-mmm.
- His sister.

- You didn't answer my question.
- [LAUGHING]

Look.

Gracie, how are ya? Long time no see.

[GRACE] Hey, Roger. I'm grand.

Angelica.

[BREATHES SHARPLY]
It's so good to see you.

I'm sorry I haven't been in touch.

Not at all. I'm just delighted to see you.
You're looking so well.

Thanks. So are you.

I just poured myself into this
this morning. I just poured.

- [LAUGHS]
- [ANGELICA CHUCKLES]

Oh, you must remember my sisters.

- Yeah. Hi. How are you?
- Hello.

- Look at The Nolans, what?
- [ALL LAUGH]

And this one. The beauty of the family.

[LAUGHING]

A little birdie tells me that you and Ian
are getting married.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, it was all a bit of a whirlwind.

So finally you put this fella
out of his misery. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, no.

He's always held a candle for her.

Angelica.

I'm only joking with you.
Sure, we've given up on all that.

Did he tell you that, uh,
cohabitants we are now?

[ANNOUNCER] As the final runners arrive...

Oh, God.
Have you got the, um, kitty, Rogey?

- Uh, a wee tip for the next race, girls.
- [SISTERS CLAMOR]

Yeah, yeah.

Hurry Stiles.

[BECKA] Oh.

I'm just going to put a few quid on.

Delighted, thrilled to have
just bumped into you, Gracie.

And you too.

And again,
I'm sorry for not getting in touch.

Not at all, sure, why would ya?

Great to see ya, Sister Sledge.

[ALL LAUGH]

- [ANGELICA] God bless.
- Oh.

[CHUCKLES] Sister Sledge?

You're moving out of your lovely cottage?

Oh, it's, you know, time to move on.

A lot of memories in that place
and not enough good ones.

Oh, it is lovely to see ya.

- [BECKA] Hurry.
- You should come to the wedding.

It's nothing fancy. It's just at Eva's.

- Oi.
- Sorry.

I have to have a look at my diary.

[LAUGHS] Of course.

That's a joke. I-I don't have a diary.

[GRACE CHUCKLES]

Well, see you there.

You all set for shellfish?

We're shellfished up to our gees.

[EVA LAUGHS]

[URSULA]
Just bring your lovely self, Roger.

- [GRACE] See you.
- You too.

- [EVA SIGHS] Okay. Right. What'd she say?
- [URSULA] Uh, Hurry Stiles.

- [BIBI] Hurry Stiles.
- [EVA] Hurry Stiles. I just got it.

- [BIBI] Hurry. Hurry.
- [URSULA] Come on.

[CROWD CHEERING, CLAMORING]

[ANNOUNCER] So the runners are
now riding down towards the post,

and loading is almost ready
to get underway for our future contest.

[TICKET SELLER] Come on guys.
Put on each-way.

- Okay. Hurry Stiles.
- Okay, um, 300, please,

- on Hurry Stiles...
- No. Wait, wait.

- 350.
- Put 350 on it.

Anyone else? What's your bet, sir?

I'll have 15 quid on Stiles.

- [SISTERS CLAMORING, CHEERING]
- [EVA] Oh, my God!

[BIBI] If we win, it's over two grand.

[SCREAMS]

Trouble on legs, them Garveys.

That's a good name for a horse.

Be a better name for a strip club,
though, wouldn't it? [CHUCKLES]

Watch your mouth.

And give me a note.

- We're not in bloody Vegas.
- [COINS CLINK]

Yeah, uh, Justin, can I get a...
[STAMMERS] ...fiver there?

[SISTERS CLAMORING, LAUGHING]

[ANNOUNCER] Now the runners are
straightening up,

they've got just over
two furlongs to race.

And as they do so, it's Mr. Elsom,

the first who leads them
into the straight towards the outside.

You happy now you've seen her?

I think she was happy to see me too.

Wasn't she?

- Sure.
- [ANNOUNCER] They're the leading trio

as they head now to make their way
towards the final furlong.

Now Mr. Elsom and Calamity Casey
are beginning to quicken...

Go on, boy.

Yes.

Go on, Stiles. Go on, Stiles.

- [CROWD CHEERING, CLAMORING]
- [BECKA] Come on, Hurry Stiles! Come on!

Go on, lad. Push on. Push on.

There you go, lad. There you go.

Go on, Stiles!

That's it! Yes! My God, yes!

- [CROWD CHEERING]
- Hurry Stiles has won the Emerald Cup.

[BOTH SCREAM]

[BIBI] Oh, my God!

[LAUGHS] Oh, my God.

Oh! [LAUGHING]

How much did we win?

Oh, did I not say?

Eamonn Doyle slowed me down talking shite.
I didn't get the bet on.

What?

[SISTERS CHEERING, CLAMORING]

- [ALL CHEERING]
- Oh, my God! We won!

We won!

- Did we? [SCREAMS]
- We did. We won!

[BREATHING HEAVILY, GRUNTING]

[GARDENER 1] It's a bit more
than sediment buildup.

[GARDENER 2] HEAVE IT. [GRUNTS]

[GARDENER 1] What is it?

[GARDENER 2] Weighs a fecking ton,
whatever it is.

- [CHILD] Mam.
- [GARDENERS PANT]

- [CHILD] What's in it?
- [PARENT] What's that, darling?

What do you wanna do?
Do you wanna open it?

[HOMEOWNER] Sure.

Oh, God Almighty.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

- [SIGHS]
- [LAUGHING]

Gust of wind came out of fecking nowhere.

Oh, that's some flyer, all right.

- [SIGHS]
- [LAUGHS]

[LOFTUS SIGHS]

[GOLFER] Did you check out
that deejay I sent your way?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not hiring a bald deejay.

No, thanks.

You don't want crooner music
at a retirement party either.

You want pop.

Swift, Beyoncé, Bulldog.

- Pitbull.
- Yeah, he's good too.

[WHISTLES] Sir!

Who the hell is that?

- Shall I come to you, sir?
- Is that Houlihan?

Houli... Who?

Just stepped up from uniform to the unit.

Oh, yeah.
I didn't recognize her in her clothes.

[LAUGHS]

In her civvies, I meant. Get a grip.

What the hell is she do...

[STAMMERS] Get off the green.

Get... Why? Walk around. Walk around.

- Don't touch the ball.
- [HOULIHAN] Sorry. Sorry.

- Leave it. Get...
- [GOLFER 2] Don't touch that!

[HOULIHAN] Sorry. Thank you.

Jesus f*cking Christ.

Sorry, sir. Uh, the D Super sent me.

You're needed at a house in Skerries.

Right. Yeah, well,
I'm finishing my round first.

[STAMMERS] He... The boss is keen
to get you there ASAP, sir.

A dismembered body's
been found in a suitcase.

- What?
- In a suitcase,

in a pond,
in a back garden on Yeats Street.

Dismembered?

Not all in one piece.

Yes, I know what bloody...
I kn... I know what dismembered means.

Oh, for God's sake.

Tango Foxtrot 7224 to Control.

[SIRENS WAILING]

- Yeah, Loftus has arrived.
- [DISPATCHER] Roger that.

- [HOULIHAN] Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- [OFFICER] Go that way.

Sorry now. Sorry. [EXCLAIMS, PANTS]

- [GUARD] Sorry, sir. Sign in there.
- [GROWLS]

- She's with me. [SIGHS]
- [HOULIHAN] Hmm?

Unfortunately.

[CHUCKLES] He's not very nice.

Is it this way?

- Houlihan, stay close.
- Hmm?

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

[FORENSIC OFFICER]
We're waiting for the DI to arrive.

So as soon as he's here,
we'll check out the suitcase. All right?

All right, Snatcher.

[HOULIHAN] Hmm? Snatcher? Hmm.

What have you got for me?

I-I've seen prettier corpses.

[GROANS] Keep your private life
to yourself. [CHUCKLES]

- [HOULIHAN] Hello.
- Any personal property found?

He'd a nice suitcase.

[EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES]

[GASPS] Oh. Oh, Jesus.

What do you think?

Could it be a sex thing, sir?

What?

No, it couldn't. [CHUCKLES]
A bloody sex thing.

Uh, sorry. Sorry, sir.

Just 'cause of the suitcase,
I was thinking about that spy fella.

And when do you think
the sex bit happened?

Before or after he lost his feet?

[SCOFFS]

Bring in the state pathologist, yeah?

Don't want Kathleen bloody Murtagh
fitting this in between her salsa classes.

If he's been in the water awhile,

it'll be like trying to find
a pulse on a beef bourguignon.

And I want all eyes on this.

I'm gonna take a look around.

Apparently a pal of yours
used to live here.

How do you mean, "a pal of mine"?

That fella you dug up two years ago,

John Paul Williams.

[LOFTUS] No. No.

[WHISPERS] f*ck.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

[EVA EXCLAIMING, PANTING]

Jesus. It's your sister's wedding.
Take a day off.

[PANTING CONTINUES]

It was an hour.

I've been up since 05:00 rolling pastry.
Stick it up your hole.

- That was brilliant.
- Great. Thank you.

You were pretty slow today.

- f*ck off, Eileen.
- [LAUGHS]

[PANTING]

You don't think five smoked salmon's
a bit excessive, no?

No, I don't think so. No.

[BIBI] Don't mention or say salmon.

[URSULA LAUGHS]

[GUEST EXCLAIMS]

- Oh, there she is.
- [BLANAID CHUCKLING] Shut up.

- The most important person of the day.
- Aw. Ooh.

Chief bridesmaid.

- Uh, head flower girl, actually.
- [EVA] Oh.

All the aul ones have taken
the bridesmaids' spots.

Cheek.

Oh, Mam said she's ready for you now.

Oh, did she? Princess Grace? [LAUGHS]

Oh, sh*t. It's 11:40.

- Um, let's go up. Let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait! [SNIFFS]

- Fish hands.
- Hmm?

- [SNIFFS] Oh, God. Yeah.
- [BOTH GROAN]

- [EVA] Where the hell's Becka?
- [BIBI] Becka!

- [EVA] Jesus Christ. Ow.
- [BIBI] Get up, you lazy cow!

[BIBI] Becka!
Do not make me come up there!

[GASPS]

- Jesus, that's horrible.
- The hell?

- What's that?
- [SIGHS]

Oh, God. [SNIFFS]

[SIGHS] Shall I come with ya?

Not unless you want
my sisters to braid your hair.

[LAUGHS]

[BECKA SIGHS]

They like me though, don't they?

[SIGHS] They can't stand you.

Becka, I'm serious. They...
Your sisters, they all like me, right?

- Jesus, yeah, they all like ya.
- [SIGHS]

Well, except for Bibi 'cause
you asked if lesbians got periods.

Oh, for God's sake.

No sense of humor.

That's the problem with lesbians.
[CHUCKLES]

- Yeah, just... just...
- No. Joe!

- ...come here for a sec. [CHUCKLING]
- [GRUNTS]

[TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHUCKLES]

- Not yet.
- [LAUGHING]

- Welcome to you both.
- Thank you.

Your sisters would like you to know
that Mam and Dad

would be very proud of you today.

We are gathered here

to celebrate the unique and timely love
of Grace Garvey and Ian Reilly...

Two years ago,
you dig up John Paul Williams

at a cost of nearly 30 fecking grand
because, apparently,

there's compelling evidence
that his life was under threat.

And with respect, sir,
that's information I couldn't ignore.

And then you close it again
as an accident.

Hugely embarrassing at the time,
but not nearly as embarrassing

as it's going to be
when the department see that you missed

an entire house of fecking horrors
while you were at it.

Well, the results of the postmortem
were inconclusive, so...

So? So you left it at that?
Nothing to see here.

Well, I followed
proper policing procedure.

I knew you were a lazy b*stard,
but this... this is incompetence.

This is next-level.

I want to know exactly
what happened in that house

and if you mess things up again this time,
you're finished.

Do you hear me?

No retiring with glory.

I'll make sure of that.

I want heads arrested and sent down.

Do we understand each other?

Sir.

And Houlihan will be staying on with ya.

Ah, no, no, no.

It's not my job to teach little girls
how to be detectives.

It is.

It is literally in your job description.

- [STAMMERS] But she's... she's a... she's...
- She's what?

But she's an oddball.

She's 25. She's made detective.

She's also a diverse female officer.

Probably... [SIGHS] ...non-binary

or... [STAMMERS] ...some bollocks
by the look of her.

You overlook those ones at your peril.

I'm not comfortable with that language.

What? What language?

"Those ones."

But you called her a bleeding oddball.

Look, get out of here and get on with it!

Uh, can you RSVP
to the invite to my party?

For numbers.

Thank you.

[IMITATES LOFTUS] "My party."

Jesus.

- [GUESTS LAUGHING]
- [TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC PLAYING]

[GUEST] Well done, young lad!

Whoo!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[GROANS] I am done.

- [LAUGHS] Lightweight.
- Oh, I'm gonna get a pint.

Mwah!

I didn't know you invited Angelica.

[URSULA] She hadn't.

Oh, it's fine.
I should've asked her really.

Why? I didn't even know
you were that friendly.

Oh, yeah, we got close after...

you know, when I was volunteering, and...

but then, it got a bit suffocating.

[SIGHS] But sure, it's fine.

[LAUGHS] It's no one's fault.

[URSULA SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[EVA] Eileen? No?

- [EVA] Joe, I hear you're a man...
- [GUEST] Joe, pint?

- Grand.
- ...who enjoys a bit of salmon.

- Um. Uh...
- [NORA] Did Bibi tell you?

We've chosen an egg donor.

- [GRACE GASPS]
- [URSULA] Wait, you're doing it?

What? Oh, my Go... Oh, my God.

- [BIBI, NORA CHUCKLE]
- [BECKA] An egg donor?

Isn't that like a bonus
of being a l*sbian couple?

You have loads of eggs?

Mm-mmm. Not anymore.

So you're gonna use Bibi's sperm, or...

[GRACE GASPS] Stop.

[JOE] Sorry.
I... I don't know why I said that.

- Nerves. Sorry.
- Wait. So you're... you're...

You'll be carrying it or...

Yeah. Yeah.

- Aw.
- [BECKA CHUCKLES] Thank God.

[LAUGHS] Could you imagine Bibi pregnant?

- [EVA] What? She'd be cute.
- [GRACE] You'll be next.

No f*cking way. Thank you very much.

Hold on a sec.

Why the hell not?

- [BECKA] No.
- [JOE] Come on.

Gross. Get your sperm away from me.

- [LAUGHS]
- [BIBI MUMBLING]

[JOE] Nah.

Yeah. If I...

We're the same, you and I.

Are we?

Oh. In-In what way?

Well, we're women of a certain age
who understand we can't have it all.

But we're happy with that.
We're content with our lot.

[LAUGHING]

- Uh, Eileen, this is Angelica.
- Hello.

H-How are you blessed
to know this family, Eileen?

Through Eva.

Uh, we've been working together.
I'm her menopause coach.

Menopause coach?

[LAUGHING]

Is that real? [LAUGHING]

[STAMMERS] It sounds make-y up-y.

- No, it's... Yeah. Yeah.
- Huh? Oh.

[STAMMERS] Oh, there's a thing.
Out in the open with it all.

[CHUCKLES] Good Lord.

- [GLASS CLINKING]
- Oh, speech.

- Speech. Come on.
- Oh, that's important. The speech.

[IAN] We met when we weren't
looking to meet anyone at all,

but we couldn't believe
how easy it all felt.

And I think now
that was down to you, my love.

[GUESTS] Aw...

- [IAN] I have never met anybody kinder...
- [INHALES SHARPLY]

...more gracious, generous,
horrible taste in pets.

- [LAUGHING, SNORTS]
- [GUESTS LAUGH]

[SCOFFS] I thought the tortoises
were Blanaid's,

so I was like... [GROANS] ..."Grand."

- But they're not. They're hers.
- [GRACE LAUGHING]

[IAN LAUGHING]
They give me nightmares, Grace.

But anyway, forget all that.

I am a lucky man because I married
the most beautiful woman.

- And littlest B, yeah, well, no.
- Don't do a speech to me.

You are as important in all of this as us.

We love you.

- [WEDDING GUESTS] Aw.
- [BECKA RETCHES]

- [BLANAID LAUGHS]
- Very cheesy. I know.

- [RETCHES, COUGHING]
- [GUESTS CLAMORING] Jesus.

- Oh, she is actually vomiting.
- [JOE] Sorry.

- What the hell, Becka?
- Sorry. Sorry. Becka.

- In the plant? In the plant.
- [URSULA] To Grace and Ian!

[GUESTS CHEERING, LAUGHING] Yeah. Whoo!

- Are you ready for this? For us?
- Yeah.

Yeah. Are you?

Yeah.

- Jesus... Christ, Ma! Oh.
- Oh, sorry. Sorry.

A little something for
your first week, Detective.

[CHUCKLES]

What?

How was it?

Uh, okay. Uh, good. Good.

I saw my first dead body.

- No, you saw your father when he was in...
- Yeah, I...

I meant my first m*rder*d body.

Found it about a garden, decomposed.

Bet you're glad you did
your driving license now.

- [GROANS]
- What?

No, no, no. Mammy, Mammy,

I didn't make detective just 'cause I...
just 'cause I got my driver's license.

[SIGHING]

[GROANS]

[GUESTS CHATTERING, LAUGHING]

- [EVA] Uh...
- [BIBI] Is that enough?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Don't go a little mad.

[DONAL] Ally and I are off.

- [ALLY] Great to meet you all.
- [EXCLAIMING]

- It was a beautiful wedding. Yeah.
- Lovely to see you. Yeah.

- [ALLY] I, uh... Yeah.
- [EVA] Oh. Yeah.

Do you want some salmon to go?

Uh, would you stop pushing salmon
on everyone?

[LAUGHING]

Kids said you were dropping
them off later. That all right?

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

You guys go and have fun or whatever it is
you do together with each other.

- Right. Uh, catch you later.
- See ya.

- [IAN] See you. Have a good one.
- [ALL] Bye.

- See you at work, nurse.
- [BECKA] Nice to meet you.

[URSULA SIGHS]

Oh, it would k*ll me if Nora was
leaving with a young, fit blonde.

- [URSULA SIGHS]
- She's not that young.

She's not that fit.

- I love you, Ian.
- [EVA] Aw.

[ALL CHUCKLING]

Let's take a photo before we get gee-eyed.
[BURPS]

- [EVA] Salmon sandwich?
- Eh, no!

[LAUGHS] Oh, wait, wait, wait.

- Wait.
- [BECKA] Okay, wait. Hang on.

- Oh, no, wait. That's too...
- It's your thumb, Becka.

- Becka, it's your thumb.
- Cheese.

- Your thumb is in the way. [LAUGHS]
- Becka...

I'm gonna get my camera. That's terrible.

[GUESTS CHATTERING]

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

- [SWALLOWS]
- [BIBI] Urs?

Hi.

- I was just looking for a tampon.
- For all that dust up there?

[LAUGHS] Up yours, b*tch.

I'm sorry I said she was fit.

Absolutely fine. [INHALES DEEPLY]

That's some news about the egg donor.

I'm, uh... [SIGHS]
...sh1tting myself, actually.

I didn't connect with Ruben
for the first two years

and that was without some stranger's egg.

I think Nora's chosen to forget all that.

[FLOOR CREAKS]

- Hello.
- [URSULA] Jesus, you made us jump.

I was just having a pee...
[BREATHES HEAVILY] ...and a bit of a gander.

It's like a museum, this place.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]

If walls could talk.

Am I right, girls? [CHUCKLES]

I'll leave you to it.

[DOOR CLOSES]

["LOVE AND AFFECTION" PLAYING]

[GUESTS CHATTERING]

[IAN] Happy?

I'm so happy.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Mind if I cut in for a dance?

I'll let my wife answer that.

Of course I'll dance with you, Roger.

[LAUGHING]

[CLEARING THROAT, LAUGHING]

[ROGER CHUCKLES]

You okay?

Remember you said you wouldn't forget me?

I did, and I won't.

Well, your situation's
all changed suddenly, huh?

Well... [CHUCKLES] ...life can
take you by surprise. [CHUCKLES]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

Yeah. Mine stood still.

Do you ever think about what we did?

I don't, Roger.
I don't like to think about it.

I try not to,
but I carry it with me every day.

[STAMMERS] Should we rescue her?
He's pissed as a fart.

I'm so sorry. [BREATHES SHAKILY]
You'll never know how sorry I am.

[EVA] Grace?

Grace, do you want to, um...
Should we throw the bouquet?

- Really?
- [EVA] Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, my gosh. [LAUGHING]
- Yeah, go on, love.

Okay. [LAUGHING] Here we go, ladies.

- [GUESTS CLAMORING]
- [GUEST 1] Molly. Molly.

[GRACE] Come on, girls!

- [LAUGHING]
- [ANGELICA] Get in there.

- Who's gonna be next?
- [CLAMORING]

- It's gonna be me!
- [GRACE] Ready?

- [BECKA] It's gonna be me!
- All the single ladies. [CHUCKLES]

[BECKA] Grace!

[COUNTING IN IRISH GAELIC]

- [GRUNTS]
- [GUESTS CHEERING]

[LAUGHING]

Rogey, I got it! [LAUGHS] I caught it!

- We've got something to celebrate!
- [GROANS, SIGHS]

[ANGELICA LAUGHING]

[BECKA GROANS]

Well, what do you know?
Hope springs eternal in the human breast.

- So aggressive.
- Yeah.

Are you okay?

[LAUGHS]

- [SIGHS, SNIFFS]
- [SIREN WAILING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

- [HOULIHAN] Sir.
- [CHOKING]

- [COUGHING]
- Oh, sorry. Um...

- What do you want?
- D-Do you want me to get you some water?

No. Talk.

Forensics have got back at us.

[SIGHS] After three days?
That's a record for that lot.

Well, I personally lit a fire
under their arses, demanded...

Just... Just tell me.

- Yes. Well, there's more to come...
- [SIGHS]

...but they've identified the body.

It's George Williams,
John Paul Williams's father.

[GROANS] Well, I could've told us that.

The bloody suitcase could've told us that.

- Anything else?
- Not yet.

But should we inform
the nearest next of kin?

Yeah, yeah. Do that. [SNIFFS]

The next of kin is Grace Williams, sir.

[CHILD CLAMORING]

[ANGELICA] Rogey?

Rogey?

Are you home, Rogey?

[COMMENTATOR ON TV SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Why didn't you answer me?

There's something going on
up at the Williams's old place.

I tried calling Grace. Police everywhere.

- What do you mean?
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]

What do you mean, "what do I mean"?
Are you awake?

And that's the trouble
when you rise at 03:00.

Angelica.

I mean, the Guards, they've got
the whole place cordoned off.

I mean, everyone is in hazmat gear,
like ET has just bloody landed.

What's wrong with you?

[SIGHS] Nothing.

Do you know something about it?

How would I?

[ANGELICA SIGHS]

[SIGHS, BREATHES SHAKILY]

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

["MACHINE g*n KELLY" PLAYING]

Hey.

Where are you, Trotsky?

[PHONE CHIMING]

[PHONE CHIMING]

Hmm. [SIGHS]

[GRACE] You're lucky you caught me.

[LOFTUS] This won't take long.

Please.

- Can I ask, Mrs. Williams...
- It's Mrs. Reilly.

Oh, married again? Congrats.

Yeah, I thought I spotted his clubs
out in the hallway, actually.

A Cobra Fly XL man? [CLICKING TONGUE]

Very nice. Yeah.

Can I ask you, uh, when you last saw
your father-in-law, Mrs. Reilly?

My father-in-law?

Oh, uh, your late husband's father,
George Williams.

Oh.

Years, I suppose.

He walked out on his wife, Minna...
God... more than a decade ago.

And did you have any contact
with him after he left?

No. Why would I?

[ZIPPER OPENS]

[LOFTUS] Do you recognize this?

It's a suitcase.

Yeah, I know... [STAMMERS, INHALES DEEPLY]

I know it's a suitcase. Yeah.
Have you seen it before?

Don't think so.

My suitcase could go round an airport
carousel... [EXCLAIMS] ...five times

and I wouldn't be able to
pick it out of a lineup.

I'm sorry. What has this got to do
with my father-in-law?

Uh, well,
it looks like we found him. [SIGHS]

Really? Oh. How is he?

He's not good.

No. We found him dismembered
in that suitcase.

What?

Yeah, in the pond
of the Williams's family home.

I don't understand.

Are you saying he was m*rder*d?

[HOULIHAN] It's unlikely
to be an accident.

- We're still in the middle of forensics.
- [GRACE SIGHS]

Yeah, I can see you're in shock.
Uh, is there anyone home with you?

[EXHALES DEEPLY]
I think that's my husband back now.

Oh, great. Well, we'll head off, so...

Just needed to, uh, pass on the news,
you being the closest living next of kin.

Yeah.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Oh. Hello.

Straight up the stairs.
Yeah, I have a teen myself.

It's a mystery to me
what they do up there.

- Detective Inspector Loftus.
- Oh. Right.

- Detective Houlihan...
- We'll get out of your hair, so...

Um, come on.

- [MOUTHING] What the...
- It's nothing. It's fine.

[DOOR OPENS]

How did your insurance claim
pan out in the end, by the way?

[GRACE] Sorry?

Uh, your husband's life insurance.

What has that got to do with you?

Well, I'm the man who signed off on
Mr. Williams's exhumation, Mrs. Reilly.

And I haven't heard the last of it,
to tell you the truth.

So actually, it has a lot to do with me.

They all call him Snatcher,
like body snatcher because of...

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

I withdrew the claim.

John Paul, Mr. Williams, took his life.

I didn't want my daughter
knowing about it.

I didn't want his suicide
getting out there.

So I withdrew.

It's a lot of money to say goodbye to.

[GRACE] I didn't feel like I had a choice.

No. Of course.

Well, uh, my condolences
and my congratulations.

I'm off to The Gravedigger's.
You can drive yourself home from there.

[IAN] What was that all about?

What? Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
Just let me get the oven on.

Why were the Guards here, Grace?

Hey. Why were the Guards here?

There's a dead body been found. [CHUCKLES]

- What? Uh... [CHUCKLES] ...where?
- [SIGHS]

At John Paul's old place. His father.

I'm the only living next of kin,
so, it's awful. [STAMMERS]

But it's nothing to do with us.
It's just an awful, awful thing.

[WHISTLES]

What's for dinner, Mam?

Oh. Can you handle
goujons again? [CHUCKLES]

- Yeah, all right.
- [GRACE CHUCKLES]

[HOULIHAN] I don't believe her, sir.
About the claim.

An odd way to commit suicide,
all right. [SIGHS]

You should say "died by suicide."

What?

"Commit" implies that it's a crime or,
like, it's a choice.

And it's not really a choice.

- And, of course...
- But it didn't fecking happen, did it?

So calm your ham.

Why is she lying?

Do you think she offed him, sir?
I mean, she was very quick to remarry.

[SIGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Yeah, no, don't say that.

[LOFTUS] Annoying little b*stard.

[SIGHS]

[LINE RINGING]

[THOMAS] You've called Thomas Claffin.
Leave a message.

- [LINE BEEPS]
- [SIGHS]

Detective Inspector Fergal Loftus here.

I need to talk to you ASAP
about the Garvey sisters.

You and your lanky brother.

- [CROWD CLAMORING ON VIDEO]
- [IAN] Yeah?

- [IAN, BLANAID SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- [SIGHS]

- [BLANAID LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHING]

[TV PERSONALITY] What, back from the pit?

Like, that's midfield.
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- [GRACE STAMMERS]

[GRUNTS]

Jesus. Um, do you want me to, um...

No. Sorry, sorry. I'll get it.

- All right. Mind yourself.
- [GRACE] Yeah.

[IAN] Yeah.

- [PANTING]
- [DOORBELL RINGS]

[CLATTERING]

[SIGHS]

- [GRUNTING]
- [IAN] Uh-oh.

[TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

[BRANCHES RUSTLING]

[LATCH CLICKS]

[GRACE] Wait.

Roger.

I'm sorry, Grace. I...
Sure, I'll talk to you another time.

What's going on?

[PANTING] There's a body been found
at the Williams's place.

I know, but that's nothing to do with us.

[PANTING]

I'm thinking of going to the police.

[STAMMERS] I need to unburden myself.

What? No, why would you do that?

'Cause it's just a matter of time.

I read about these things.
It's better to come clean now.

- I'll tell 'em what he did.
- [SOBS]

- I'll say what I saw.
- Roger, you're scaring me.

You could unburden yourself too, you know?

No, no, no!

[ROGER INHALES SHARPLY]

It's not just ourselves you'll be hurting.
It's Blanaid. It's my sisters.

You have to hold fast, Roger.

It was our secret. It can still be ours.

Please. Please. Please.

- Please, Roger. Please. Please. Please.
- [ROGER BREATHES DEEPLY]

[GRACE SNIFFLES, WHIMPERS]

[GATE OPENS, CLOSES]

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFLES]

[ANGELICA] You looking for this?

[ROGER SCOFFS]

What's going on? [SIGHS]

I could ask you the same thing.

I'm a woman of the church, Roger.

I'm in the guilt industry.

I know guilt when I see it.

[OPENS BOTTLE]

Talk to me, Roger.

[LIQUID POURING]

[CHUCKLES]

Where's Blanaid?

[IAN] She's gone up to bed.

[GRACE BREATHING DEEPLY]

I have to tell you something,
and I'm a bit scared. [EXHALES SHAKILY]

Don't be. Hey, y...

- Hey, you can tell me anything.
- [SNIFFLES]

- [BREATHES DEEPLY]
- [INHALES SHARPLY]

He... He... r*ped Eva.

He... He r*ped my sister.

He... abused me.

I lost my mind, I think.
I don't know what I was doing.

- What do you mean? Who abused you?
- [BREATHING SHAKILY]

John Paul. John Paul.

[SIGHS] OH. [BREATHING DEEPLY]

[GRACE CRYING]

[BREATHES SHAKILY]

[WHISPERING] I k*lled him.

[BREATHING SHAKILY]

I k*lled my husband.

[BREATHING SHAKILY]

Did you hear what I said?

You didn't k*ll him, Gracie.

[GULPS] I DID. [SIGHS]

And Roger?

[SNIFFLES] He knows.

[INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS]

[CRYING] He says he's gonna
tell the police. [SOBS]

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFLING, CRYING]

Say something, Ian. Talk to me, please.

Please, please...
[BREATHES SHARPLY] ...please.

Jesus Christ. [SIGHING]

What are you doing?

- Um...
- [GRACE SIGHS]

Don't look at me like that.

I think I need to get some air.

[CRIES] No, no. You...
Don't walk away from me.

I-I-I can't talk to you like this.

Please. [CRIES] Please don't leave me.

- Please.
- [GRUNTS]

[GRACE GASPS]

[GRACE CRYING]

["IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN" PLAYING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

Eva!

Oi!

You're not going into work?

Breakfast meeting.

Jesus. They're getting
their money's worth.

Cheeky b*tch.

We're off to Cork now.

What? No, no.

We've eaten all the smoked salmon, Eva.
It's time to go.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

Jesus. Why do you always jump
when someone comes to the door?

We didn't get many visitors as kids.

What?

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

- [EVA] Bla.
- [BLANAID PANTING]

- It's very early, honey. Are you okay?
- [PANTING CONTINUES]

Come here. What's happened?
What's happened?

- Ian's gone.
- What do you mean he's gone?

Mam won't stop crying. [PANTING]

["LOVE WILL TEAR US APART" PLAYING]