28x09 - Heartbreak Hotel

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music playing]

-[Averey] Jordan!
-[Jordan] This is the true story…

-[Jordan] I love you, bird.
-…of seven strangers…

-Let's do it.
-[Joi] …picked to live in a loft…

-Daisy!
-[Jordan] Stop pooping!

-[Averey] …work together…
-[Jordan] Dude!

-[Jessica] …and have their lives taped…
-[Averey] Ooh, ooh!

[Nia] …to find out what happens…

-[Jessica] I'm not talking to you anymore.
-[Marlon] …when people stop being polite…

[Anastasia] Boop! You're done.

[Johnny] …and start getting real.

-[Johnny] No!
-[Jessica] Sexy mama!

-[Averey] The Real World…
-[Johnny] …Portland!

["Think Twice" playing]

♪ Step into the real confusion ♪

♪ It's all around you ♪

[Jessica] Last night, Averey and I
are just having a misunderstanding,

and then Johnny calls me fat, and ugly,
and the b-word, and all kind of stuff.

He's telling me, "Go put some makeup on."

"Yeah, go cry, little girl.
Go cry, fat girl."

Like, really, is that necessary?

♪ One side where you're two-dimensional ♪

♪ The truth around you ♪

[Jessica] Like, my past with men…

It doesn't make that easy to hear,
'cause I've had men harass me.

[Nia] Also because you--
Everyone had been drinking.

You were drinking, and so you were
a little bit more emotional because--

[Jessica] No,
I'm still emotional about it today.

Like, I about fell to pieces earlier, but…

Like, they're just words.
If they're not true,

-you can't accept them as true.
-But I'm glad that you were there.

-Like, you were there for me. Else--
-Yeah, always. Always.

[Anastasia] Basically,
everything has exploded in the house.

I just want everyone
to understand each other.

And when you're just constantly yelling
at each other

and saying just vicious remarks,

the whole thing is getting
absolutely nowhere.

It's just like a straight line
that's never gonna end.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

[Marlon] It was so awkward last night.

[Averey] For me, it made me kinda laugh.

Please tell me something
that my own mother

has not said to me. That's what it…
really, I was, like…

Nia's just like my mom.

The manipulative, vindictive, malicious.
Like, she brings out the worst in people,

and I can't take that at all.

Back home, when we have disagreements,
we just talk it out.

It doesn't become, I degrade you,
you degrade me, I degrade you.

It's just simply, you talk it out.

-Yep.
-[Averey] Yeah, and I talked to Bird,

and want to take, like,
maybe a little family trip?

Like, maybe when Mark's here?

[Averey]

Oh, I thought this was a Mark
in your life.

You talking about her Mark.

All right, well…

-All right, ladies and gents.
-[Averey] Bye. Have fun.

I'll see y'all tonight, my ladies.

Mark who? Honestly?

You know how many times
I've had conversations with him

and he's acted like he's listening to me?

He doesn't even remember
my [bleep] boyfriend's name.

Everybody here.
Nobody here gives a [bleep].

How many times do I have to pay attention

to all the conversations
I hear about Tyler?

All the relationship conversations
I hear about?

You guys… like, no one…

[Jessica] Where is everybody?

[upbeat music playing]

[Jessica] What's wrong with Ana?

I don't know.

[Jessica] I didn't know
if something happened.

[Averey]

Hey, Debbie Downer, you okay?

Just think people here
just don't really give a [bleep].

I asked Averey, and I guess she said

that maybe you felt
some people don't listen to you

'cause I guess Marlon said, "Who's Mark?"

I thought we were all supposed
to be here to understand each other

and to get to know… like, I'm wrong.

Like, I'm wrong
about what this is, I guess.

My expectations for this were, like,

too high, I guess.
[chuckles] I don't know.

For all the conversations that I have
with you about your relationships

and about Tyler and everything else,
it's, like, I don't feel like you've tried

to get to know
my relationship with Mark either.

So it's not just you.
Like, it's everybody here.

Well, I don't want you to think
that I don't care.

I'm here if you need me,
no matter what it is.

-Love you, girly.
-I love you too.

[pensive music playing]

My expectations are people
just to be good to each other

and try to understand each other.
And, like, when people tell me

that my expectations
are too high in people,

that makes me sad.

[Mark] You just have to be
a little more tough.

I mean, like, you have
to be tougher, dude. Like, that's--

[sobs] I'm not tough like that, though,
and I'm not, like--

[Mark] Then why are you there, dude?
It's supposed to be tough, dude.

Nobody just moves away for three months
and lives with a bunch of strangers.

-It's okay. Okay?
-Okay.

-[Mark] I can't wait to see you.
-Can't wait to see you too.

All my life, I wanted
a good relationship with a man

because I didn't have a dad.

So I finally found somebody
who I really trust.

And being in love with Mark
is the greatest thing that I've ever had.

[Mark]

I'll make up for the whole time
I haven't been there, okay?

Okay.

[upbeat music playing]

[Averey] Guys, just look
at Daisy's report card.

-Look at the face, dude.
-[Jordan] I know.

[Averey] Well, she's fat.

[Jordan] How is she abnormal
on everything?

Only three. But one was 'cause she's fat
that you both… we all know.

[Nia] Daisy has this look
in her eyes that is so irresistible.

Sometimes I feel like
Daisy really is hungry.

She just has basically stopped
eating dog food in this house

-and solely relies on human food.
-["Bad For You" playing]

♪ Everything's bad for you, honey ♪

♪ Everything's bad for you ♪

♪ Don't forget what they told you
You never grow old ♪

♪ 'Cause everything's bad for you ♪

[Nia] She's just so cute.
I can't tell Daisy no.

[kisses]

Nia's love for Daisy,
it's a one-way street, you know.

I mean, Daisy and me have had
some pretty sentimental talks,

and she's let me know
that Nia's overpowering on her.

[Averey imitating Daisy]
Mom says I'm getting fat.

I'm not fat. I'm just curvy,

and people just need to lay off,
and I just want some more bacon.

-[chuckles]
-Good dog.

-Look at that, little dog.
-Good job.

[uplifting music playing]

It's less than 24 hours
till my boyfriend's gonna be here.

It's, like, what time is it now?

He's, like, waking up right now
and getting on a plane.

[hyperventilates] I'm so excited.

-I'm excited.
-My boyfriend's coming.

My boyfriend's coming
to see me. [chuckles]

Come on. You're coming over
to the w*r zone.

-Come on. [chuckles]
-I'll be, like, stay on this side

if you wanna be over here,
and stay on this side,

don't talk to this person,
but talk to this person.

Talk to this one,
but don't talk to this one.

-[sighs]
-Do this. Don't do this.

Ana, you're gonna be so happy.
I'm so happy for you being happy.

[Anastasia] Yay.

[uplifting music playing]

[telephone rings]

-[Anastasia] Hello?
-[Mark] Hi, baby.

-[Anastasia] Hi.
-[Mark] Hey, listen, I'm here,

and I'm about to hop in a cab,

and I'm about to be over there
in, like, ten, 15 minutes, okay?

[mild tempo music playing]

-Come here.
-[Anastasia gasps]

How are you? [kisses]

Thank, man. You're good.

-I'm here.
-I know.

I can't believe it.
I feel like I'm looking at a ghost.

-So this is it, huh?
-Yeah, this way.

-[Mark] Hey, there. Hi.
-[Anastasia] Hi.

-[Mark] You look really cute, baby.
-[Anastasia] Thanks.

-[kisses] Ooh, I love you so much.
-[Anastasia] So do you. I love you too.

[kisses]

-Should I meet everybody?
-[Anastasia] Yeah, well, I don't know

-who's up right now.
-[Daisy barks]

-Averey.
-Look at this place, huh?

-[Anastasia] Hey, Averey.
-Mark.

-[Mark] Hi, nice to meet you.
-[Anastasia] This is Averey.

-Nice to meet you. How are you?
-She's the one who lived in Arizona

-but is from Michigan.
-[Daisy growls]

-Oh, you stop.
-Ooh.

Well, hallelujah,
Bird can finally breathe.

-What are you guys gonna do, go get lunch?
-Yeah, one of the food carts, I think.

Food carts are a good choice.

-You can see where she works.
-[Mark] Yeah.

He gets to see my love-hate relationship
with Jessica.

[Averey] Wait till people start fighting.

[Mark] Like as soon
as the moon comes out,

you guys all switch over and just start

-going at it?
-Yep.

We can tolerate each other during the day.
Nighttime, not so much.

[Anastasia] It is what happens. [chuckles]

Might have something to do
with the booze. Maybe.

["When I See You Smile" playing]

♪ When I wake up
To see you smile next to me ♪

-Miss you, boo.
-I miss you too.

-[kisses]
-[chuckles]

-We got four more days after this, huh?
-Yeah, and we're still on our first day.

♪ Said I can't go on without you
Without you ♪

♪ There's nothing I won't do ♪

[Anastasia] Hi, can we get,
like, so much frozen yogurt

that, like, we explode? [chuckles]

-[Mark] Quite a bit. A lot.
-[Anastasia] This is Jessica, Mark.

-Hi, nice to meet you.
-[Mark] Nice to meet you.

-[Anastasia chuckles]
-[Mark] You having fun?

[Anastasia] Having a good time?
Thank you for letting me have the day off.

-You look so happy.
-[Anastasia chuckles]

-It was nice to meet you.
-It was nice to meet you too.

-All right, bye.
-I'll see y'all later.

-Bye.
-All right, baby.

[Anastasia] Sorry.
I promise I won't introduce you to--

No, I know what you're doing.

-[Anastasia chuckles]
-It's good for you.

I'm like, he's not a figment
of my imagination, everybody.

I understand. [chuckles] Yeah, I know.

I knew what you were doing.
It's okay, baby.

-[Anastasia chuckles]
-Just don't show me off much more because…

-[Anastasia] Okay.
-…I'm [bleep] hungry.

[upbeat music playing]

-Gonna go bowling, huh?
-[chuckles]

-[Nia] I'm so excited you're here.
-[Mark exhales] Me too.

We got this crazy fun day planned
ahead of us.

-Two options.
-[Anastasia chuckles] Oh, she's so…

-She wants you to pick her option.
-[Mark] What's "A?"

-Okay, there's motocross.
-[Mark] Yeah.

Which you could honestly do
everywhere in the world.

Then there's Last Thursday…

-[chuckles]
-…which is this crazy thing

that they do only once every Thursday
with, like, festive stuff and, like, music

and weird stuff and fire and food and fun.

-Yeah, let's do that. I like that one.
-[Anastasia] That one?

[exclaims]

["Uptight" playing]

[indistinct chatter]

-[Johnny]
-[Jordan]

I'm going in!

Bird's going in. Bird's going in.

-[Nia chuckles]
-[Mark] Go in.

Yeah.

[Mark]

[Marlon] Do it, do it,
do it, do it, do it, do it.

♪ Sit tight, green light
Everybody's out at night ♪

♪ Go ♪

♪ Why don't you beeline, outshine? ♪

-♪ Everybody blow your mind, go ♪
-[all laugh]

-[Anastasia laughs]
-[laughs]

♪ Why don't you see, what they're saying ♪

♪ It's crazy, I've seen it ♪

I want a Jack and Coke
and a Red Bull vodka.

Yeah. You let me know and I'll get it.

Excessive alcohol
does make me uncomfortable.

["Tribe" playing]

♪ Nobody understands ♪

♪ Nobody knows
Just what that does to her ♪

♪ Time to see what goes on
In our minds ♪

-[song ends]
-[upbeat music playing]

[Anastasia]

[Anastasia]

[Anastasia]

[Mark]

[Mark] Ana…

[Anastasia]

Okay, go home then and don't come back
if that's really how you feel, please.

I wish I could, dude.

-What's that?
-I said I wish I could.

[dramatic music playing]

You disappointed me.
You disappointed me!

-I told you to--
-[Mark] I'm [bleep] out of here, dude.

[Anastasia] You drink too much.
That's all I [bleep] said.

-[Mark] [bleep] you, you dumbass.
-[Anastasia] Stop it.

Johnny and I are laying in bed reading,
and we hear everything,

then it just…
[imitates expl*si*n] …escalated.

[Indistinct clamor]

-You know what? Just [bleep] go.
-No. Ana wants me to go.

Ana wouldn't run out of the room

with cameras glaring through
the [bleep] 14-foot ceiling.

All this time, all I've done
is talk about how great you are.

-[bleep]
-You're gonna come home one day--

-You're an a*s-[bleep].
-And you're gonna [bleep]

realize that you're back home.

Leave, leave. Get the [bleep] out
if this is how you want it to be.

You will never be perfect, okay?
And neither will I.

All I told you was you shouldn't have
drank that much tonight,

and you [bleep] flew off the handle, Mark.

[Mark]

You are such an a*s-[bleep], dude.

Such an a*s-[bleep]. Just go, dude.

If you walk out tonight,
I don't want to see your face again.

Ana, if you stay on this [bleep] show
for one more [bleep] night,

I won't stay here again.

[Anastasia] I don't want
to see your face again.

-I've been [bleep] here--
-[Anastasia] You're done! Get out.

[Jessica] Where in the hell am I?

I don't know what's going on
or why it's going on. It's disturbing.

-[Anastasia sniffles]
-[phone line ringing]

-[Anastasia's mom] Hello.
-Mom.

-[Anastasia's mom] Ana?
-[sobs] Mom, Mark is, like,

flipping out here,
and he's, like, leaving,

and he's, like, calling me a b*tch
and all this.

-And he's, like, leaving, Mom.
-[Anastasia's mom] Oh, Ana.

Dude, I… Mom, he went so overboard
with drinking.

Like, so overboard,
and we're literally laying down to bed,

and, like, I just made a comment, like,
"You need to not drink so much next time."

And, like, he flew…
he flew off the handle.

-[sniffles] I don't know what to do.
-[Anastasia's mom] Oh.

I think you should go find Mark
and just apologize.

-Okay.
-[Anastasia's mom] Say "I'm so, so sorry."

"I don't want you to have any problems."

[Anastasia] Oh, [bleep].

-[Anastasia] Nia?
-[Nia] Yeah?

[Anastasia] Did you see
where my boyfriend went?

By any weird chance, did you see
where my boyfriend went?

Stop, stop. Come here.
Come in the bathroom.

-Where the [bleep] did my boyfriend go?
-Come here, come here, come here.

He's going home, dude.

-Are you kidding me?
-[Nia] Just come in here.

I don't know what the [bleep] happened.

-[Anastasia] Where's my boyfriend, though?
-[Nia] Come here.

[Anastasia] That's what I want to know.
Did he leave?

-[Anastasia] Did my boyfriend leave?
-[Nia] I don't know.

I want to know what the [bleep]
you're talk--

I had no-- Like, I saw your--

I just want to know
where my boyfriend is, dude. [sniffles]

-I'm going home, Nia.
-[Nia] What's-- No, what's going on?

-What's going on?
-I don't even know.

I don't even know, dude.

I just want my boyfriend.
Is he here or is he gone?

[Nia] No, he's not here. What happened?

-He left?
-We're gonna find him.

Does he have a cell phone?
Did he leave with all his stuff?

-[Anastasia sobs] I can't do this, Nia.
-[Nia] Stop, you're [bleep] me out.

Stop, stop, stop.

Anastasia is barely making
any sense.

I'm trying to figure out
what she's talking about,

what possibly could have happened.
But she's hysterical.

All I know at this point is
let's do what this girl wants to do.

-Is this his hotel?
-[Anastasia] Yeah.

[Nia] Put on your shoes
and put on a jacket, dude.

-We're gonna find him.
-[Anastasia] I just--

[Nia] Don't freak out, dude.
Like, I don't know what you're…

Stop, stop, stop.

[Anastasia sobs]
My life was so normal before this--

But you can't [bleep] break down, dude.
Like, you cannot do this.

-How can I not, dude?
-It's stressful as hell,

like, but you're--
you're freaking me out when you do this.

Do you know his room number?

[Anastasia] No.
I'm gonna ask the front counter.

If they don't tell me,
I'm going tell 'em to call him.

[groans] Oh.

Can I call-- Can you call
my boyfriend for me, please?

He's staying here.

-[telephone rings]
-[Anastasia sniffles]

-[Nia coughs]
-[Anastasia] He's not gonna answer

if it's a number he doesn't recognize.

I feel really bad for Anastasia
because it hasn't even been 24 hours,

and Mark is gone.

I just want my boyfriend.
Nia, like, really.

I know you do, but hold it together,
[bleep]-damnit.

Like, he could be passed out,
dude, so let's just say, like…

-Where is he? Where could he be?
-[Anastasia] He's not at the house.

You can go back and call me
on this phone if you want,

if that's what you wanna do.

-But I am not leaving.
-[Nia] Are you gonna stay?

["Archie The Equilibrist" playing]

♪ It was a dark, cold starry night ♪

♪ The moon spoke of another life ♪

♪ If you could see me now ♪

[Mark] Shut up. Shut up for one second.
No, I need to tell you before you leave.

[Anastasia crying] No, don't you dare.

[Mark]

[Anastasia] Just stop.

-[Mark] Listen. Just shut up.
-[Anastasia] Stop it!

-[Mark]
-[Anastasia] Stop, you love me.

[Mark] You have to think
about these things.

[Anastasia]

-[Mark] It's not about you--
-[Anastasia] Stop!

Get it together right now.
Do you love me or not?

-[phone ringing]
-[Anastasia]

[Mark] Hello? Yes. Yeah.

[Anastasia] Mark, stop it.

-Mark, stop, please, please, please.
-[Mark]

[Anastasia] Please, please, let's leave.

-[Mark] Get the [bleep]…
-[Anastasia] Let's leave.

Please don't leave.
Please, I will leave.

-[Mark]
-[Anastasia]

[Mark] Shh, shut up. Shut the [bleep] up.

[Anastasia]

[Mark]

[uplifting music playing]

[Nia] Did you see any of this last night?

Mark's trying to go home.
Remember he seemed so normal?

He seemed so comfortable. I just feel bad.

Like, the girl looks… Like,
you should see how she looks.

She looks a mess.
Like, let's just be there for her, dude.

Like, she is just a mess right now.
I swear. Like, this ain't even my [bleep]

but it just is so draining.

[Johnny] It was a good one.

-What?
-That fight.

Well, you think they're always like that?

If we ever get into a fight,
I'm just gonna pop you.

I'll kick you.

-I'll have my dog bite you.
-[Johnny] Oh, yeah, vicious dog.

She'll give you a lick attack.

[Anastasia] Hey, I love you so much.
Please, let me come talk to you, Mark.

[Mark]

Mark, you started calling me a b*tch
and saying you were gonna leave me

and saying you're done with me.
What do you expect me to do?

How do you expect me to act?

-I'm only human.
-[Mark]

We need to put an end to this--
this arguing, please.

I know you care about me.
Just let me come talk to you. Please.

[somber music playing]

-You all right?
-Yeah.

[Mark] I love you.

I'm sorry about last night.

-I went off the handle.
-I can't do this. I can't do this stuff.

I love you so much.
I just-- we cannot fight like that.

Like, that's not healthy. We can't.

[Anastasia] And it's not us.

I shouldn't have drank that much.
I know that.

I was just trying to have fun, you know?

-[Anastasia] I love you.
-[Mark] I love you too.

-I'm sorry.
-I know.

I was just going nuts last night.

-I'm Sorry.
-["When In Rome" playing]

♪ Change my ways
Then you show me your home ♪

♪ I'm not going back to being alone ♪

♪ Save those tears for another day ♪

-♪ Baby, I'm not walking away ♪
-[Mark] Same page?

Yes, we're on the same page…
for once. [chuckles]

I have decided that I am ready to go home.

I want to go be with my boyfriend.
I want him to feel better.

I want the whole situation
to just be solved. I want to go home.

I really, really, really certainly…

am going to miss a lot of these people.

♪ And I rose to your love ♪

♪ Like a blackbird to his dove ♪

-I was telling them, like, how loud it is.
-I need a strong drink.

-Um…
-Get a double.

-[chuckles] Yeah.
-[Marlon] Something good?

-Yeah, please. Thank you.
-[indistinct chatter]

[Jessica]

-[clicks tongue] I'm going home.
-["Out Of Your Mind" playing]

[clicks tongue] Well…

[upbeat piano music playing]

Have you looked at tickets yet?

I just looked at a train ticket,
and it was [bleep] 350 dollars,

and I'm like, his round trip
airplane ticket was 250.

-So obviously it'll be cheaper to fly.
-Yeah, it'll be cheaper, especially--

[Mark] Her luggage… They're gonna
r*pe her on luggage.

I'm just thinking,
like, if you do a train,

you could send your stuff early.

Like, whatever you don't need
for the rest of the time that you're here.

If worse comes to worse, and I have to pay
a few extra bucks for my oversized bags,

-that's fine.
-[Nia] Are you leaving early?

Ana!

-When are you leaving?
-Are y'all leaving at the same time?

[Mark] Either that or before.
I don't know.

[Nia chuckles] Ugh, I hate you.

[groans] We're gonna be leaving
in, like, two to three weeks.

[Anastasia] Come on.

If Anastasia leaves, I think she'll be
doing herself a huge disservice.

She's got to honestly do this for herself.
If Mark just isn't okay with it,

then she just has to let Mark leave.

It's time to go, it's time to go.

My thing is getting everyone to get along.

-[Nia] Yeah.
-And that's not gonna happen.

Maybe this will help everybody realize
that we're going home soon…

-[Nia] Yeah.
-And that, get your [bleep] together

with everybody, you know.

Not saying you have to like everybody
but at least, like, you know,

make the best of it.

-For real, girl.
-[Nia] That's very true.

["Summer's Gonna Burn Me
(So Are You)" playing]

♪ When you see a race that can't be won ♪

♪ Why do you turn to me
And ask me to run ♪

[kisses]

♪ I surrender, not in the name of defeat ♪

♪ I surrender
As somebody choosing to see ♪

[song ends]

Why don't you get boxes?

Because I don't have
enough money for boxes

-and to pay for oversize luggage.
-[Averey] I'll give you money.

[Anastasia]

Don't stress. You can figure it out.
Just decide, like, what you want now

and what you want to get shipped,
and then I'll ship it.

[somber music playing]

I just wanted to say, "No,
Anastasia, please don't go."

"I need you here. Please don't go,
Anastasia. Please don't go."

But, if I was Anastasia,
I'd want to go home too.

I wouldn't want to hear about the fights
and everyone hating each other.

So I get it,
and I'm trying to be supportive.

And yeah, I'm not the best one
to talk about my feelings to,

but I do care about you

a lot more than you think and you know.

How you doing, Bird?

It's no big deal, Bird.

It's gonna be okay.

[soft rock music playing]

[Averey] I don't know
what to do with Bird.

Like, I don't want her to go,
but I don't want to be like, "Don't go."

'Cause if she's gonna be sad,
I don't want her to be sad.

[Jessica] Do you think
she's really gonna go?

[Averey] Yeah, and that's why
I want to talk to you.

[Jessica] At this point with Ana leaving,
Averey's vulnerable, and I know that.

And I truly, truly want Averey to know

that what was said
in the bathroom was not malicious.

When I said that in the bathroom,
you came to me,

I went… [exhales] That's not who I am.

[Averey] I'm sorry for not…
for saying that too.

-I think it was just 'cause I was pissed.
-We were drunk. We're all pissed off.

We're, like,
shoved in a pressure cooker, and I…

as dysfunctional as all this [bleep] is,

I totally know there's nothing
that we wouldn't do for each other.

I know that, but for your sanity, for you,
I wanted you to truly, truly know that.

Thanks, Jess.

All right, I guess I'm finished with you,
and now I'm mad and upset at Bird and…

-[Jessica] It'll all work out, Ave.
-[Averey] I know.

-Love you, girl.
-What can we do?

Like, your people you really like
in this house,

what can we do
to just like keep you, like…

I mean, like, I'm…

If I can do anything to make you stay,
make you happy and stay, like--

I'm uncomfortable, and at this point,
like, my boyfriend is so over this,

-that it's, like--
-[Nia] I know.

Everything out here is exhausting for me.

Everybody fighting is exhausting for me,
and I just want to go home.

I'm not fighting with these losers.
I've already made my statement with them.

The w*r has been won.
I know that it will affect you,

so I'm personally saying I'm not…
I'm not getting into that stuff anymore.

Like, I want you to stay, so…

I'm partly responsible
for why she is having so much anxiety,

because I've been in plenty
of these fights in the house too.

I'm ready to talk to Johnny and Averey.

God give me the right words,

'cause that's where I get in trouble,
is with my words.

At this point, I adore you,
and I want you to stay.

Everybody here has your back.

[mellow music playing]

[chuckles]

[Averey]

-[Johnny groans]
-[Averey]

-[Nia] Hi, guys.
-[Averey chuckles]

[Nia] Before you start, let me talk.

-[Averey] Okay.
-[Nia] Sorry. I know this is awkward,

but I don't want to, like,
go any longer and not talk to y'all.

[Averey] Do you want me…
Could you give me a minute,

-and I can get dressed, and we can--
-You guys aren't even…

Oh, oh, you really are.
Sorry. Yeah. [chuckles]

Sorry.

Me and Averey are banging.
Get the [bleep] out of the room.

Close the door.

We could have had the talk right there,
and I would have never known

that they had, like,
each other's… [chuckles]

[chuckles] Okay.

Let's talk, 'cause we're okay right now.

Like, hurry up before
the endorphins stop kicking in.

-All right.
-[Johnny] That was kind of awkward.

-[laughs]
-All righty.

First and foremost, I really sincerely,
like, want to, like, apologize.

Like, I do not enjoy, like,
hurting people.

I'll say things,
and I don't realize the weight

that they have, you know.
I like to win. I'm just…

My ego gets in my way.

Definitely apologies on both ends, though.

-[Averey] Yeah.
-[Nia] Thank you, guys.

I apologize for what I said to you…

I mean, I sat here and argued
with my [bleep] pants down.

These fights… We're gonna, like,
look back on and be like, "Really?"

-[Averey] That was stupid.
-It was all dumb

-and, like--
-[Averey] No, we agree.

Thanks, guys.
You can go back to [bleep] now.

-I promise I will--
-[Johnny] No, we finished.

-[Averey laughs]
-[Johnny] We put the turbo on.

At least, I did.

Today is therapy day
in The Real World house apparently.

Of what I know of Nia,
it must have been really hard

for her to apologize.

I'm just gonna take it for what it's worth
just like I am with Jessica, you know.

If she's lying, then she's lying,

but I'm gonna try to be
the bigger person for this one too.

All the people
that I've really had a problem with,

everything's lifted,
and I can just breathe now.

Oh, and also, I am very sorry
for fattening Daisy up.

I didn't know, like…
I just thought she was hungry.

[Averey] No, it's okay.
I tell Daisy to live it up,

because when we get back home,
she's not gonna be getting that.

-[Johnny] 'Cause you're getting fat.
-Only dog food. Only dog food.

From me at least.

[Anastasia] I am so proud of you, Nia.

-[Nia chuckles]
-[Anastasia] I really am.

-You're stepping up, dude.
-[Jessica] That's awesome.

-[Anastasia] You're stepping up.
-I know. It was [bleep] hard, though.

They're tired too, like,
they want to move past it too.

-Like--
-I can't believe this.

I really thought we were
gonna go to the end

-without you saying a word.
-I know… I was okay with letting things

just have happened the way they are,
but I've wasted this,

like, on [bleep] that
does not [bleep] matter.

I've never seen you cry. I don't like it.

-Now I know how you feel.
-[Nia] I'm trying to smile

and not make it awkward.
I'm like… [giggles, inhales]

But, no, I'm, like, happy.
Like, this stuff is over.

That stuff is over, like,
I was just in my own little [bleep], like…

[grunts]

-[grunts]
-[Johnny grunts] My neck.

[soft rock music playing]

[Jordan] I mean, it sucks. I mean,
I see how you and Mark are together,

but you got a good thing here.

And I know it sucks for him.

Like, when we were out here,
he made a statement.

He said, "My life's on hold
when she's not there,

you know, for three months,"

but I don't think
he can put that all on you.

Plus, I've gotten to know you
pretty good since everything.

I like having you around.
Just think about everything, okay?

[Anastasia] I have just been
thinking about this,

and I really haven't followed through
with a lot of things in my life.

And I believe that I am about to make

a really bad impulse decision,
and I don't think

that I will be okay with this
years down the road.

I don't think that I should leave.

[Jordan] I don't either,

and that's not just a selfish thing.
That's a you thing.

-Don't ruin it.
-I know.

[melancholic music playing]

-To breakfast we go.
-I'm starving.

[Anastasia] Babe, I feel really bad.

I have decided that the best thing
for me to do is to stay.

I'm enjoying… I'm actually having fun.

I'm finally, like,
finding my little pattern here

and where I'm fitting in.

And I would just hate
to leave early and regret that

and then be upset with him for it.
That's what I don't want to do.

["You'll Be Alright" playing]

♪ You run ♪

♪ Towards me ♪

♪ You washed my fears away ♪

I do too.

[Mark]

'Cause you can't just go sit down
in a restaurant by yourself.

Then everybody's like, "Who's that dude?
What's he sitting down by himself?"

"Where's all his friends?"

-Yeah, you can.
-Huh?

You can do it.

I'm worried that he's gonna say
everything's okay and then go home,

and everything's not gonna be okay.

♪ You said all right ♪

♪ You'll be all right ♪

♪ My love ♪

[soft rock music playing]

[Anastasia] Now I get to tell everybody
that I'm staying.

-Hi.
-Ah.

-Bird's staying.
-[screams]

-[Marlon] Yeah.
-I knew it!

Yeah.

I am so freaking excited
that Ana has decided to stay.

[Anastasia] Hey, Jordan.

-I'm staying.
-Good to hear.

-[Anastasia laughs]
-Come here.

I'm glad that Anastasia
has decided to stay.

Everyone should give themself
a chance to just work through

all of the things
that are working against you.

And I think
that's what she's trying to do.

[Anastasia] Please don't go.

-[Mark sighs] Baby.
-[Anastasia chuckles]

-What's up?
-[Averey] Hey, Mark.

[Johnny] There you go. All right.

[Avery] I thought it was…
I thought you were Marlon.

I was, like, Marlon, what are doing?

-[Anastasia] Guess what.
-What?

-I'm staying.
-Good job, Anastasia.

Anastasia's staying.
Yay for Anastasia.

[soft rock music concludes]

-["Afraid Of Summer" playing]
-Do you have your wallet?

Yeah, I have everything.

-[Marlon] Later, bro.
-Bye, guys.

[Anastasia sniffles]

♪ You can never go home ♪

♪ When the tide pulls me in ♪

♪ You can never go ♪

[Anastasia] Oh, God.

[indistinct chatter]

[Averey] The worst is over.

[melancholic music playing]

[bell dings]

[Johnny] Definitely, the root of all evil
around here lately, Bird.

Root of all goodness, so to say,

with all these apologies
coming out of the woodwork.

As soon as we apologized
and talked, it was kinda, like…

-it's easier to coexist.
-[Anastasia] Nia apologizing to you guys

took a lot of stress off of me.

-We were banging.
-[Anastasia] Oh, God.

[Johnny] In comes Nia.
"All right, guys, so I have to talk."

And we're just like…

"Well, can we get some clothes on,

and can we do this after?"
and she was like, "Oh [bleep],

you guys are actually…
Oh, [bleep]. Oh, I'm sorry."

but, yeah, we talked after that,
and it went good.

["Stay With Me" playing]

I just really was, like, adamant on…

keeping my relationship solid,
and I just feel like…

he's just, like, so stressed out with this
that he just doesn't… Instead of, like,

dealing with it, he just doesn't
want to deal with it, you know?

[Johnny] He wanted you to go, didn't he?

Sometimes you have
to think about yourself.

♪ I'm only human
And I'm full of mistakes ♪

Enjoy your time, Bird.
If it's supposed to work, it'll work.

-[Anastasia] Yeah.
-And, if not, then you'll be fine.

♪ Think you'll be happier
In some other place ♪

♪ Well, that's all right all right ♪

[upbeat music playing]

What are you doing?

-What?
-That's very weird.

You're, like, sitting
on the couch next to us.

You're not in your room, reading.

-I'm still mad at you.
-I'm being weird? I'm being weird?

-Why?
-'Cause of what happened at Splash Bar.

-Yeah?
-I haven't said anything to you, but--

I didn't want to apologize yet,
because Nia apologized to us,

so I didn't want to look like
follow the leader.

See, I didn't even know about that,
but, like, honest to God,

I wasn't gonna say anything
to you, 'cause I feel like,

you know and I felt terrible.
I was talking to my mom, I was like,

"You know, what Johnny said
to me hurt my feelings."

I mean, obviously, you made me cry.

I regret the terms I used,
'cause they are vulgar and malicious.

I sit there and think of,
"What has Jessica actually done to me

to deserve the things I said?"

Nothing.

At least that we can say
that we were both wrong.

-Yep.
-And that it means the world

to me that you can say that too.

[Johnny] With this said,
I would like to move forward

and leave that in the past.

-Nice to meet you. I'm Johnny.
-[chuckles] Jess. Nice to meet you.

-Where are you from?
-[laughs]

-[imitates Boston accent] Bah-ston.
-Ah, what the [bleep]?

-[laughs]
-That's bull-[bleep].

[upbeat music playing]

[laughs]

Hi. How are you?

[Mark]

[Anastasia] That's a lot of pressure,
like, for me.

[Mark]

Everything's gonna be okay.
I'll be home soon.

[Mark]

Well, you're gonna have to grow up
and accept that, honey.

Like, I'm sorry. I don't want to be harsh
with you, but you have to.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Mark]

-Of me and you?
-[Mark]

You are so angry with me,
and I don't understand why.

I don't know what you want me to do.

[Mark]

I cannot be with you when you think,
like, so lowly of me. You think so low--

[Mark]

[moody rock music playing]

I can't…

I cannot do this right now, Mark.

-Like, I can't--
-[operator] Your party has disconnected.

Good-bye.

[moody rock music concludes]

Yay! Ah, you're so excited.

You're so excited.

Come here.

Princess Daisy.

You look so cute.

Do you love it?

You look so cute. You should.

[Johnny] There's more of The Real World
on the way. And it starts right now.