12x21 - Late Night Attraction

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

[Arissa] This is the true story…

[all] True story…

-[Frank] …of seven strangers…
-[Trishelle] …picked to live in a casino…

[Alton] …work together
and have their lives taped…

-[Brynn] …to find out what happens…
-[Steven] …when people stop being polite…

[Irulan] …and start getting real.

[all] The Real World: Las Vegas!

-[Arissa] Baby, yeah! [chuckles]
-[all laughing]

[upbeat music playing]

What? What's wrong?

Emily, like, maybe… like,
she's perfect. She's really sweet.

She's the type of girl I'd like
to be with for the rest of my life.

I miss Emily so much. Like, I really do.
I wish she was just anywhere around here.

[melancholic music playing]

I just need it.
I just need to talk to her.

It's like some drug
that I just can't get enough of.

[Trishelle] I'm almost jealous,

and I wish that someone
would be there for me like that.

I don't know. Whatever.
I don't really like her anyway. [scoffs]

-[Trishelle] Whatever. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

[upbeat music playing]

[phone line ringing]

-[Emily over phone] Hey.
-[Frank] Hey, how you doing?

I watched part of this movie
with Richard Gere called Unfaithful.

-Have you seen coming attractions for it?
-[Emily] Yeah.

And it made me want to k*ll myself.

-Like, it really did.
-[Emily chuckling]

Like, being cheated on is, like,
the worst thing I could imagine,

and I don't know why,
but, like, I think that's awful. Like--

[Emily] It's because
it's your trust defeated, you know?

Emily is probably
one of the most intelligent girls

I've ever met.

She can see right into my personality,
and I love that.

You're reminding me
that I need to study for my interview, um,

that's coming up Monday.

-[Emily] The UCLA one?
-The USC.

I have an interview at USC for an MBA,
so I need to go to LA,

so I'm just gonna make
a weekend trip out of it.

I've already told Steven
and Trishelle that they're going.

I was rejected from UCLA,
and USC hasn't rejected me yet.

-[Emily] Okay.
-They're gonna reject me

once I interview with 'em.

[upbeat music playing]

It's a good day.

-Children, this is Aric.
-[Aric] Hello.

That's marketing director
for Stuff magazine.

-This is Dawn.
-Nice to meet you, Aric. Steven.

-The sexologist.
-Steven.

There's a section here called Powder Room.

It's the most widely read section
in our magazine.

Dawn here started it,

and she's here to tell you
about how you guys

are to be involved
and actually produce it for us.

It's basically a bunch of real women

talking about sex
and men and relationships.

That's where you guys come in,
because you're gonna be

finding the women,
you're gonna be producing the sh**t.

It's basically gonna be women
who work at the Palms,

and we want the most attractive women
we can find in their twenties.

Take them up
and talk to them about everything.

You're probably gonna
be asking them questions

that you probably feel
you shouldn't be asking. [chuckles]

Which you have every right to.

-Exactly.
-Because it's gonna be in the magazine.

[Dawn] During the photo sh**t,
you'll be assisting the photographer,

and they're gonna need from you,

like, different locations
within the hotel,

interesting places,
visually interesting places,

and places where we can definitely sh**t.

-And the benefit to this is that…
-Yeah. [chuckles]

…you've got, like,
a property here that's just stacked

full of gorgeous women.

[mid-tempo music playing]

Hi, I'm Trishelle.
I know you're working right now.

So, would you have a couple minutes
to spare for an interview if you could?

Yeah, sure.

[Trishelle] Steven and I volunteered
to do the interviews.

I really want
to start getting involved with work

because I think it could help me
and benefit me in the future.

I'll ask 'em.

-Okay.
-Okay.

[exhales] What is the worst pick-up line
you'd ever heard?

"If a tree was as beautiful as you,
then you must be a rain forest,"

-or some… [laughs]
-[Trishelle] Okay.

Where's the craziest place
you've had sex?

I live in Iowa, I just moved here.
So in the leaves in the fall. [chuckles]

[Trishelle] Would you sleep with Steven?
-[chuckles] Oh, sure.

-[chuckles]
-[chuckles] Yes.

Okay, have you ever been with
or fantasized being with a women?

Yes.

What do you look for in a man?
One physical and one personality trait.

-I like my men very large in size… Height.
-[laughs]

-Both ways. [chuckles] No.
-[chuckles]

Tell me about when you lost
your virginity. How old were you?

-Sixteen.
-Sixteen?

Could you paint a picture for me?

It's the only time
it's appropriate for you

to go up to a complete stranger
and ask her a lot of sexual questions.

You weren't wearing
your cheerleader uniform, were you?

-Yeah, yeah.
-Oh, cool. Okay.

-[chuckles]
-Sorry.

-That's just for me.
-Oh, okay.

[upbeat music playing]

[Frank] MBA résumé.

Find that and send that to me.

[Frank's mom] Okay.
So you're all ready to go?

[inhales] No, no.

I'm in a mad rush right now,
so I got to get going.

[Trishelle] Steven and Frank and I
are all going to LA this weekend,

so we can't interview girls
Friday afternoon or night.

Steven, what the hell are we gonna do?
Think that we should ask people to--

[Steven] I don't know. Arissa,
you feel like interviewing anybody today?

-[Arissa] Yeah, I'll interview today.
-[Steven] Oh, Arissa will do it.

-[Trishelle] Cool.
-Here you go, Arissa.

I mean, like, this is so important.

[sighs] Like, I feel bad
even leaving now.

I don't even want to go.

-[Steven] Think she'll get any interviews?
-[Trishelle] No.

That's what I'm nervous about.

I don't see her getting up.

She's not getting up. And I love Arissa,
but she's not gonna do anything today.

I'm very stressed out 'cause
I feel like nothing is gonna get done

while we're gone.

-Bye.
-Bye.

[music ends]

["California" playing]

♪ California, here we come ♪

♪ Right back where we started from ♪

[Steven] John Travolta.

-[Frank] Who's that guy?
-[Steven] I don't know.

-[Trishelle] Robin Williams.
-[Frank] Robin Williams?

[Trishelle] Shirley Temple.
Look at her little feet and hands.

[Frank] This was actually
when she was 53. That's what's weird.

-Is that Eddie Murphy's hands?
-Yeah.

These are a little big.

♪ California, here we come ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[bouncer] How we doin' tonight?

-Good, dude.
-Welcome to Saddle Ranch.

[Trishelle yells]

[crowd cheering]

[Frank] I like to refer
to the mechanical bull

as "the testicle terminator."

I mean, just like
I was punching myself in the crotch

-as hard as I could.
-[Trishelle chuckles]

[Steven] Yeah!

-Ow!
-[crowd] Whoa!

-Go, Frank!
-[Steven] Do it, Frank!

["Rock the Party" playing]

♪ Yellow city, yeah ♪

♪ Benzino, yeah ♪

♪ Yellow man, oh ♪

-♪ Where'd she get her eyes from? ♪
-♪ She get it from her mama ♪

-♪ Well where'd she get her thighs from? ♪
-♪ She get it from her mama ♪

-♪ Where'd she learn how to cook from? ♪
-♪ She get it from her mama ♪

-♪ Where'd she get them looks from? ♪
-♪ She get it from her mama ♪

[Steven] Trishelle is all over Frank.

I told him if he wanted
to do anything with Trishelle,

it wouldn't bother me at all.

I think when Trishelle is drunk,
she's definitely trying to seduce me.

♪ Big fine woman will make you smile
When she pass you ♪

♪ That girl sexy
Her mama got [bleep] too ♪

♪ Big fine woman will make you smile
When she pass you ♪

♪ That girl sexy
Her mama got [bleep] too ♪

[crickets chirping]

[Trishelle chuckles]
Hey, what do you want to do?

I think we should all swim laps.

-Frank.
-Yo.

Should we change into swimsuit?

Do you want to?

-Yeah, definitely. Go ahead.
-Okay.

[jazz music playing]

[yawns] Man.

[Frank] I'm looking at Trishelle like,
"God, she is so hot."

Just, like, every, I think,
guy in the world would.

[whispers]

[both chuckle]

Wait, what are you doing?

I'm just kind of, like,
tempting myself in this situation.

Okay.

I feel like I should be stepping up
when she's around.

I'm like, "Man, am I, like, asexual?"

Maybe I felt bad 'cause
I never hooked up with her

in the first 25 hours I met her,

and then she was hooking up
with Steven a lot.

I was like, "Oh, God, I can't,"

and I'm some failure
or something like that.

And now that she's, like, all over me,
maybe I should carpe diem

and just hook up with her
just to show that I can.

I'm like, "Damn, I need to get a move on."

Trishelle's putting me
to shame. [chuckles]

[whimsical music playing]

[Steven] It's a picnic.
Looks pretty good. I've had this before.

Okay, so I got the rental car.
I'm gonna go drop you guys off at UCLA.

I'm gonna go to USC, do my interview.

I'm completely flustered,
and I'm gonna b*mb the hell out of it.

Um…

Frank was just ridiculous.
I think he was just talking himself down.

That guy can do whatever he wants.

-He can do anything.
-What is the matter?

[both laugh]

-[Steven] Good luck, Frank!
-Good luck.

-[Frank] Thank you.
-Good luck!

-[Trishelle chuckles] Oh, my God.
-[Steven] He's just creeped out.

♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

-[Steven] Are you on?
-[Trishelle] Yeah.

Oh, no.

The lady from Stuff magazine wrote me.

We still have tons of things to do
with Stuff magazine,

and I really don't think
Arissa's going to interview the girls

because she just really
doesn't seem interested in the job.

[upbeat music playing]

[Irulan] It's a little bit scary
'cause this is, like,

a real thing that's happening,
with a real magazine.

I'm a little intimidated
by the Stuff magazine assignment.

There are seven of us.

You know what I'm saying?
And, honestly, it can be done.

Everybody thinks that
we're gonna fall on our asses,

but we are gonna do a great job.

What's the worst pick-up line
you ever heard--

Worst pick-up line?

-"Let me see your [bleep]."
-[woman laughs]

-[laughs]
-[Arissa] All right.

[Brynn] They have
this plexiglass floor right here.

[Chris] What's it look like at night?

This lights up at night,

and so if you stand on here,
it's like… [imitates whooshing]

-[Chris] Whoa!
-[Brynn] Yeah.

I'm enjoying running around

with the actual
Stuff magazine photographers

and helping them out

and helping them find
the things that they need.

That's pretty--

[Brynn] I've actually laid flat
on it before during the day.

It scares the [bleep] out of you.

[Chris] The only thing would be
really cool is if you did, like,

the group, like, of five girls out here,
and I drag the shutter,

and you get all this great Vegas light,
'cause it's beautiful at night.

[uplifting music playing]

-[Steven] Frankie!
-[indistinct chatter]

[Steven] How'd it go?

-Oh, it's…
-[Trishelle] What?

I got accepted.

-[chuckles]
-[Trishelle chuckles]

-We told you, you stupid b*stard.
-[Frank] Yeah.

-[Trishelle] Are you kidding me?
-No, I'm not.

I'm really excited
Frank got accepted to USC.

I really don't think
that he thought that he was going to,

but Steven and I had so much faith in him.

"Oh, I'm not gonna get in,

-I'm not gonna get in."
-[Trishelle teasing]

-I'm so proud of you.
-Good job, Frank.

I want to celebrate.

LA was beautiful. We had the best time.

[upbeat music playing]

I just wanted to call you
'cause I missed you,

and I haven't spoken to you
in, like, three days.

I always have a good time
when I'm hanging out with Trishelle,

but I really care about Emily,
and I'm not sure about what to do here.

-My interview was today.
-[Emily] How'd it go?

It went as well as possible.
I got it. [chuckles]

-[Emily] No way.
-Yeah, yeah.

So I got accepted
to the business program at USC.

I'm really excited
about getting accepted to USC.

I want to live it up tonight.

-[electronic dance music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

[Trishelle] I am attracted to Frank.

It's just during the day,
he's just, like, my friend.

Everyone's cuter
with 12 c*ck in you. [chuckles]

["Starry Eyed Surprise" playing]

♪ Hey DJ, tonight's the night ♪

♪ I walk into a club
And I found paradise ♪

♪ I'm seein' stars
I can't believe my eyes ♪

♪ I'm seein' stars ♪

You know what, Frank? You better
start taking some risks in life.

I want to have some fun.

♪ Oh my starry-eyed surprise
Sundown to sunrise ♪

♪ Dance all night
We gonna dance all night ♪

♪ Dance all night to this DJ now sugar ♪

[Trishelle] Oh, my God.
I'm really shocked.

I know I've tried to kiss him
when I've been drunk before,

but it's just weird for him
to do something like that.

-[indistinct chatter]
-What did you do?

-Nothing.
-You kissed him?

-I saw.
-He kissed me.

Yeah? That's good.

-I'm, like, still in shock.
-[Arissa] With tongues?

Yes! No!

Frank and Trishelle kissing?

I don't know.
I feel like it's a long time coming.

[Frank] Hey.

-I will see you later.
-Okay, bye.

-I can't believe this, can't believe this.
-Oh, my God.

-I can't believe this.
-Oh, my…

["She Hates Me" playing]

[Irulan] Did you tell her about it?

-I'm going to.
-[Irulan] I know you're going to.

I'm just so disappointed
in myself for kissing Trishelle.

I think it might create a better situation

if you're honest, four weeks
or five weeks from now.

Okay, I'll tell her tomorrow.

♪ Met a girl, thought she was grand ♪

♪ Fell in love, found out firsthand ♪

♪ Went well for a week or two ♪

♪ Then it all came unglued ♪

I am so reluctant to call Emily
on the phone now.

All that's going on in my head
is I'm the bad one.

I'm out at a party,

and I had way too much
to drink with dinner,

-and you know my roommate, Trishelle?
-[Emily] Yes.

Okay, well, I definitely
kissed her the other night.

It's definitely, like,
totally [bleep] of me

and definitely not
the sort of thing that, like,

I'm… I don't know
how this makes you feel, but--

[Emily]

I'm expecting Emily to break up
with me right away

when I tell her about Trishelle.

[Emily] You know, I'm not happy about it,
but, like, what happened, happened.

Well, I think I would be really upset
if you were like,

"You know, maybe we should just
call things off for a while."

-No, that's the point, like--
-[Emily] And I'd be upset,

but I know you're… I know
you feel really horrible about this.

I'm really glad you told me, though.

I do not deserve to have Emily.

-Did you talk to her?
-Yeah. That sucked.

[both chuckle]

I feel like an a*s-[bleep],
and, like, I just don't like where I am.

I feel like Frank's being
a little melodramatic

with the whole Emily thing. [chuckles]

It was just a stupid kiss.

["Get Over It" playing]

♪ Hey! Get, get, get, get, get over it ♪

♪ Get over it, get over it, oh ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[Brynn] Tonight is
the Stuff magazine sh**t

for their Powder Room section
in their magazine.

[Trishelle] She's beautiful.
She looks so… like an angel.

-[Chris] Good.
-[camera clicks]

[Trishelle] I'm really happy
that I can look at this magazine

and see that I actually had
a part in picking these girls.

Beautiful.

-[camera shutter clicking]
-[Chris] Beautiful.

Excellent. Great smile.

I got an idea.

So there's your focus, this knob here.
When you fire, then you have to pull it.

Okay.

Give it to me, baby.

[Irulan] It's exciting to be up there
and to be, like, in the mix of things.

I'm not a professional yet,

but, like, my pictures
are gonna be in a magazine.

You know, I'm psyched about that.

-[camera shutter clicking]
-Beautiful. Thank you.

…for a second.
Look like you're having fun.

♪ When you're 21, you're no fun ♪

[Chris] Good, good.
That's good, that's good.

♪ They take a Polaroid and let you go ♪

[Arissa] Stuff magazine.

It was the one that I feel like
we put in the most effort.

I am so proud of the way
that we kicked it.

[upbeat music playing]

-[indistinct chatter]
-[Irulan] Working together on Stuff

has kind of brought us all
back together as a group

and made us work as a team.

Here we go, kids.

All right, everybody
look at right here in the lens.

[woman] Whoo!

[camera shutter clicking]

[Irulan] I'm very proud of all of us.

We've really proven to ourselves
that we can just get the job done

when we put our minds to it.

[camera shutter clicking]

[pensive music playing]

[Frank] I broke Emily's trust
by kissing Trishelle.

If I kiss someone else
then maybe that's a big sign

that I'm just not ready
for this long-distance relationship.

-[groans]
-[Arissa] Really? Who?

I would hurt her so much more
by making her invest in this relationship

only to have it crumble apart
in a few months.

[bleep]!

[phone line ringing]

What are you thinking right now?

I feel really awkward
when I'm on the phone with her now.

I've ruined the entire relationship,

and there's no way for it
to get back on track.

And I went out to LA,
and I got accepted to USC,

and then I started thinking…

I mean, realistically,
I don't know how, like…

if I do go to LA, that would be,
like, really hard for us.

It's, like, our lives aren't headed
in the same direction,

and that's going to make it,
like, impossible for us to,

like, stay together, and it really sucks.

-[Emily breathing heavily]
-[sighs]

Emily, I'm so sorry that,
like, all this is happening.

["Caught by the River" playing]

♪ Son, what have you done? ♪

♪ You're caught by the river ♪

♪ You're coming undone ♪

-I just broke up with Emily.
-[Irulan gasps]

-Oh, my God.
-[Frank chuckles]

-So--
-Why did you do that?

I didn't. I don't know
how the hell it happened.

I'm still confused.

[Steven] Emily and Frank
are just too far away from each other.

Long-distance relationships
are really hard.

She's like, "I don't want
to invest my time in this

if it's just going to end up
not working out."

Then she started crying,

and then she just didn't talk
for a while and--

-[Steven] Are you okay?
-[Frank] Yeah.

[Steven] You've had
the worst day in the whole world.

-[chuckles]
-[Steven chuckling]

It makes me feel like [bleep]
to hurt someone who's so great,

who's such a wonderful girl, um,

but at the same time,
it's like, "Well, this is right."

-[Irulan] Frank, do you want a hug? Frank!
-[chuckles]

Yeah.

-[Irulan] It's gonna be okay, babe.
-I know.

-[Steven] Today sucked.
-But you know what?

Tomorrow you're gonna wake up,
and it's gonna be a whole new day.

[Trishelle] Are you making fun
of me riding that bull?

-Oh. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

Look, look, look, who am I?
Look, who am I? Look, who am I?

[laughs]

-Did I really look that bad?
-No, it was really sexy, like a porno.

-Like, these guys were--
-[laughs]

The guy that was using the bull was,
like, watching it like this.

-[Trishelle] Whatever, Steven.
-[sighs]

[Trishelle] Oh! [chuckles]

How come you didn't make
fun of me right after I did it?

[Steven] 'Cause I had to go [bleep].