09x09 - Tic Tac Time Travel

[bunniefuu]

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- From the Penn & Teller theater

at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas,

here's our host,
Alyson Hannigan.

- Welcome to "Fool Us,"

where the best magicians
in the world

try to fool two
of the greatest minds in magic,

as if performing for millions

of people wasn't
pressure enough.

And what about Penn and Teller?

It's not a cakewalk
for them either.

Plus, no one likes
walking on cakes.

Why do they all do it?

Because it's
the best magic show on TV.

So let's begin
as we bring out our dapper duo

with icing on their shoes,

Penn and Teller.

♪ ♪

- Penn and Teller welcome
each winner as a guest

in their live
Las Vegas spectacular,

and they give them the famous
"Fool Us" trophy too.

Boys,
here's your first magician.

- I'm Damien James,

and I'm one of Penn's
least favorite things,

a ventriloquist.

I came to "Fool Us" last time

with two rather
recognizable assistants.

Well,
you're a lousy impersonator.

Together, we not only fooled
Penn and Teller,

those puppets
are actually now on display

now on display at the world's
only ventriloquist museum.

How's that, Penn?
[laughs]

[coughs]

Is something burning back there?

[coughs]

Creating lifelike puppets

is the result of years
of work and study.

Some people
are scared of puppets,

which is silly, right?

They're just puppets.

- [growls]

- I will admit,
it may sound crazy,

but sometimes, I have nightmares

about my puppets coming to life.

My latest puppet
is my greatest creation yet.

Penn, you think
you hate puppets now.

[chuckles]
Just wait.

[dramatic music]

[screams]

♪ ♪

- Things are gonna get weird.

We're about to hand the stage
over to Mr. Cuddles.

- Hello, humans.

My name is Mr. Cuddles
the evil octopus.

And I'm here today on "Fool Us"
to win the money.

I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do with it.

I'm gonna use it
to rule the world.

♪ ♪

As you might've guessed,

I love to perform lobotomies.

As such,
I've learned a lot of secrets

about the human brain.

For example, did you know
that the average human brain

is delicious on toast?

[laughter]

- Also, did you know
that the human brain

is very easy to control
and manipulate?

Just ask Mark Zuckerberg.

I need a human test subject.

Eh...

you.

The girl who never
changes her outfit.

What's your name?
- Alyson.

- Al-Alyson.
Alyson?

No.
[groans]

I'll never remember that.

Can I call you something easier?

How about human
test subject 6B778?

- All right.
- Let's go with that.

Human test subject 6B778,
please step forward.

I'm now going
to take control of your brain.

♪ ♪

I'll be right with you.

Hey, moron, get that bag of all

those dead people's socks.

♪ ♪

As you can see, I have
a large collection of trophies

from past human victims
that did not follow directions.

- Oh.
- [clears throat]

I'm now going to implant
a thought into your mind.

- [laughs]
- [clears throat]

Human test subject 6B778,

grab onto my tentacles.

- All of them?
- Sure.

- Oh.
- And look into my eyes.

- [groans]
Well, that's four of them.

- Concentrate.

Allow my thoughts
to become your thoughts.

Do not resist.

Comply and no harm
will come to you.

Now, don't worry.

Uh, you're safe.

The neurotoxin
from holding onto my tentacles

won't cause full body paralysis
for another couple of hours.

All right, you can let go.

What I want you to do now
is reach in and grab one sock.

Just grab one sock.

That's the one you want?
- Mm-hmm.

- [laughs] It worked.

I, Mr. Cuddles
the evil octopus,

was successfully able
to implant a thought

into your mind:

That sock.

And to prove it,

earlier today
I implanted the same thought

into my dimwitted
assistant's mind.

Quite literally.
Let's check it out, shall we?

Do you mind helping out?

There's a little bit
of a bandage hanging off.

Just give a little pull.
- Okay.

- Open it up like Christmas.
- Oh, boy.

- There you go.

- [groans]
- Don't worry.

Don't worry.
He feels pain.

But I had his voice box removed.

♪ ♪

- [groans]
- Just unwrap it, yup.

There you go.
- That's...

- Now, reach in
and grab what's inside.

- [groans]

- Don't worry.
He's had his shots.

- Ew. Ew!

[groans]
- Pull it out.

- Okay.
[groans]

- It matches.
Ta-da!

♪ ♪

Ta-da!
- Ta-da.

- Now, where's my prize money?

- [laughs]

- I think you're
on the wrong show.

Mr. Cuddles.

- Thank you.
- [groans]

- Hello.
- Hi.

Is your plan
to take over the world?

- Well, that's the goal.

You know,
with my five-year plan.

World domination.
- Oh, I see.

And what will you do with it
when it's yours?

- I think the first thing I
will do is make cheese ill*gal.

- Oh, really?
Are you lactose intolerant?

- No.

- Not to tell you what to do,

but shouldn't you start with,
like, calamari first?

- Uh, that's a good idea.
Are you up for a job?

I could use a sidekick.
- [laughs]

- You know, like,
an evil villain sidekick.

- [laughs]
I don't think I'm your girl.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Well, think about it.

- Okay, Mr. Cuddles,
let's go to the boys.

- Hello, boys.
- Hello, Mr. Cuddles.

You know, when we first
saw you come out,

we were kind of hoping
for some sleight of tentacle,

but we didn't get to see that.

- [chuckles]

- But I want to say

that your puppetry is excellent.

You run that human beautifully.

You know that lobotomized
human next to you

moves in almost a lifelike way,
Mr. Cuddles.

It's a really nice job on that.

- Well, I thank you.

- And you have a wonderful look.

We've never had anyone
on "Fool Us"

who looks quite like you,
Mr. Cuddles.

- Well, they say
they broke the mold.

[laughter]

- I guess... I suppose they did.

Do you have a lot
of those dead people's socks

from doing the lobotomies?

- I have quite
a few bags of them, yes.

- So you fill up a bag,
and then you change bags.

You got that bag
of dead people's socks.

When it fills up,
you change it for another.

- Uh...
- How many bags you have?

- You know,
I got just the one back there.

- Okay.
[laughs]

But they're fillin' up.

They're fillin' up.
- Yup.

- Well, Mr. Cuddles,

you did a great job,
especially your puppetry,

but I don't think
that you fooled us.

- Can I get a ticket
to the buffet?

- Yeah.
Got you covered on that.

- Thank you.

- Well, Mr. Cuddles, it doesn't
look like you fooled them.

- Well, darn it.
[laughter]

- Well, thank you.
Mr. Cuddles!

- Thanks.

- Don't forget, Penn and Teller
will perform tonight's finale,

but they'll take on
a few more magicians first.

"Fool Us" will be right back.

[jazz music]

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome back to "Fool Us."
Breaking news.

This next magician
is attempting to fool

Penn and Teller.

We take you to them now.

- My name is Mantas,
and I am from Lithuania.

I played around
with magic as a kid,

not very seriously.

Back then, my country
was just becoming free

after decades
of Russian occupation.

We had nothing,
just to hope for democracy.

Then I saw on TV,

the great magicians
from Las Vegas.

I was 12, and at that moment,

Las Vegas and magic
became synonymous to me.

I dedicated myself to magic,

so a little piece of Vegas
could live inside me.

Magic reminds people
that in life,

we can expect miracles.

We should remember to be amazed.

The very first magic I learned,
I tried out on my brother.

I was 7, he was 3 1/2,

and of course,
he was astonished.

From that day until now,
my brother is the first person

who sees every one of my tricks.

He's in the military,

and it's a dangerous time
to be a soldier

because we are close
to the Russian w*r.

I dedicate my performance
to my brother.

My greatest supporter
who means so much to me.

- All the way from Lithuania,

give it up for Mantas.

- When I was a boy,

I wanted a magic kit
I saw in the store.

My father said I didn't
need a kit to learn magic.

"Magic isn't something
you buy," he said.

Magic is taking ordinary objects

and making them do
extraordinary things.

And what objects did I have
to do magic with?

Well, an ordinary wooden chair

and a cardboard box.

[George Georgia's
"Mountain Kings"]

♪ ♪

[applause]

♪ ♪

[applause]

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Hello.

- Hi, Alyson.
Good to see you.

- You too.

All those chairs,
and you're standing up.

- Well, you know, I have
to rest from sitting down.

- [laughs]

We had another magician
from Lithuania on our show.

Do all magicians know
each other in Lithuania?

- Yes, unfortunately,

we have only 3 million people
living here

and only a few professional
magicians performing,

so we know each other.

We're like a little family here.

- Aww, that's so wonderful.

So what loves do you have
besides magic?

- I have a degree in psychology,

I have a degree in philosophy,

and my passions
are reading books,

gaining knowledge,
understanding human psychology.

It's very helpful when you have

to choose a volunteer
from the audience.

You can tell
from the body language

or how the person reacts.

Some people are very open.
They react openly.

Some people get,
you know, this look and think,

"How did he do this?"

- [laughs]
- So we can...

- That's the exact look
that the boys have right now.

- [laughs]

I take it as a compliment.
Hi, Penn and Teller.

- [chuckles] Okay, Mantas.

Let's see if you fooled
Penn and Teller.

- Hey, Mantas, all the way
from Lithuania, huh?

Really...

- Hi, good to see you.
So happy to be here.

- Oh, so nice to have you.
Such a nice trick, you know?

There's a version of this,
and I'm sure you're aware of,

that Flip and Peter Pit
both did,

but you've made it
so much better.

Having the number four become
the way... the orientation

of the chair is really,
really smart.

We also love the combination
of a classy chair

that fits in the room with
just a cardboard box with it.

It's really nice.
It really smart stuff.

And this is not the kind
of trick I usually like,

and for some reason,
I don't know what it is,

I loved this.

This is the kind of trick
that Teller likes and I don't,

but I think I like this
even more than Teller did.

It's really... it's really,
really good.

And you know, Teller and I,
we're having so much fun

talking
about how great you were,

we then got into a competition

that we usually have.

'Cause I hear Teller talk
all the time.

We're going back and forth,

so we often do tongue twisters,
you know?

So Teller said, you know,

"She sells seashells
by the seashore."

And I said,
"You know, that's not

"the really, really hard one.

"The hardest one
is supposed to be:

the sixth sick sheik's
sixth sheep's sick."

I still haven't done it right.

It's a really, really tough one.

And I guess, it had nothing
to do with the trick,

but I think we snuck
a few things in there.

And we just loved,
loved the act.

And love that you're here
from Lithuania.

And just love the whole room
and the whole vibe

and everything, but I
don't think you fooled us.

- What do you think, Mantas?
Did you fool them?

- No, but the tongue twister
was amazing.

- [laughs]
- Thank you very much.

And I'm happy you enjoyed that.

- It was so good.

- I will work
on my pronunciation as well.

- Aww, thank you so much.

Mantas!

We've got more magic
coming down the pipe.

Don't be a drip.
Stick around.

[jazz music]

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome back.

Play along and try
to bust this next act

along with Penn and Teller
and meet our next magician.

- I'm a New York
actor, writer, director.

New York theater parties,

they're basically
unofficial talent shows,

and I wasn't the guy
that sang show tunes,

and I didn't want to be the guy

reciting "Hamlet" in the corner.

You don't want to be that dude,

so I used to take out my cards

and perform magic tricks.

So that was my genesis, really.

That's when I started
to become pro-ish.

The truth is, I think acting
is a lot like magic.

An actor transforms himself

into a completely
different person.

A doting father or a drunk,

a business tycoon or a con man.

That's magic.

So I've always thought that
in being an actor,

I've been performing
a kind of magic all along.

Penn, Teller,
to fool or not to fool,

tonight that is the question.

- Stepping
into the "Fool Us" spotlight,

Andy Gershenzon.

- Penn, Teller,

thank you very much
for having me.

I love playing cards

because for so many people,

a card trick is their first
experience with conjuring.

Who among us hasn't
had an uncle or a friend

who showed us our first
card trick with our beat up,

old deck on a camping trip?

Or late at night

at the kitchen table.

Alyson,

you have no doubt been asked
to pick hundreds of cards

over the many years
you've hosted this show,

so tonight I won't bother you
with flipping through the deck

or telling me
when to stop shuffling.

I'll simply ask you
to name a card.

Not your favorite card,
I could know what that is.

I want you to name a card
you've never named before.

- Nine of spades.

- The nine of spades.
Thank you.

[soft music]

I snap.

♪ ♪

That's the magic moment.

And I don't want
to be presumptuous, Alyson,

but I think this one
could fool you.

Because watch as I spell
"fooled you."

F-O-O-L-E-D.

Y-O and this is U.

For "fooled you."

And if this worked,
here should be your card,

the nine of spades.

Thank you.

Another thing
I love about cards is,

there's so many different ways
to make the magic happen.

Penn,

would you do the honor
of naming a different card?

- Sure.
The eight of hearts.

- The eight of hearts.
Thank you.

Now, Penn,
if your card is on top,

that would be a miracle,

and I will take full credit.

No, but maybe it's second
from the top.

That could be... I don't know,
interesting or curious enough.

No again,

and that's fine
because we're gonna use

these two random cards
to find your card

somewhere within the center
of the pack.

Penn, do me a favor.

I'm gonna run my finger
down the deck.

You just say stop
whenever you want.

- Stop.
- Right here?

- Yup.
- Or do you want to keep going?

- I'll stay there.
- All right.

I'm gonna take the two cards,
put them in that very spot,

and here's where things
get very interesting.

Two random cards

exactly where you told me
to put them.

They reach into the pack

and they pull out, they capture

a single card between them.

Now, that's fascinating,

but it's only magic
if it's the card you wanted.

Penn, one more time.
What card did you want?

- Eight of hearts.

- And there we have
the eight of hearts.

Thank you.

Now, it is with honor

and humility
that I invite Teller

to please join me on stage.

Teller,

I have been dreaming
of performing for you

ever since I first started
practicing magic as a child.

I don't have to sell you

on the beauty
of magic with cards.

You understand better
than anyone

how much wonder lives
in these 52 pieces of paper.

Please observe that each
of these cards is different,

and if you are satisfied,
give them a fair shuffle

and a fair cut.

I made both Alyson
and Penn's cards

appear in miraculous ways.

Teller, for your card,
I made a prediction.

Please look at the top card
you cut to,

but don't let us see it yet.

First, I want
to show you my prediction.

"I have been dreaming
of this day for so long,

"and in all my dreams,
Teller cuts directly

to the king of clubs."

Teller, just like I dreamed,

please show everyone
that your card is in fact

the king of clubs.

♪ ♪

The king of diamonds.

That's not in my dream,

but is in my reality.

♪ ♪

- Andy Gershenzon!

That was very impressive.
- Thank you, thank you.

- You did it
right under his nose.

- I know.
It was intense.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- And so was your dream
a recurring dream?

- Yes.

- Or just a really
significant once?

- It's recurrent
and significant.

- And does he always
pick the same card?

- He always picks the same card.

- And how does the dream end?
Trophy?

- You know,
I wake up right before it...

You know, I find out, I wake up.

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

- Okay.
So you're from New York.

Isn't that a great place
to perform?

- It is a great place
to perform.

You know, sometimes
I'll step onto the subway,

take out the cards,
see what happens.

It's sort of my Venus flytrap.

And, you know, by the next stop,

I'll... we're having a party.

- So what's the strangest show
you've ever done?

- One time, I was hired to do

a performance
in the back of a limousine

for a bachelorette party.

- [laughs]
- It was a very long limousine.

I went up and down the limo
and did magic

for each of the ladies.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

- All right, Andy, you made
your dream into a trick.

Let's see if your trick
turns into a trophy.

- Well, Andy, what a nice,
clean way of doing magic.

It looks just really beautiful,
and really friendly,

and you did three tricks for us.

Three tricks for us.
First one for Alyson.

A really, really nice trick.
We knew it.

Then you did a trick for me

and it was a really,
really good trick...

Between the two cards.

Really nice, really clean,
and we knew it.

And then I said
as Teller was going up,

I said, "You know, Teller,
when you're gonna go up there

"and you're gonna be
sitting there,

"you're gonna be
right on top of him.

And I'm not gonna be able
to see as clearly."

You know, 'cause Teller
was within feet of you

and I'm back here,
yards and yards from you.

I just kept saying to myself,

"You know, this is all... this is
all on Teller, you know?

This is no longer 'Fool Us',
it's Teller."

And Teller was watching you
like a hawk.

And I was kind
of illin' and chillin'

like little Bobby Dylan.

I was just letting Teller take
a... and some people say

he knows a lot more magic
than I do, and he does.

He really does.
- [chuckles]

- So it was really mano a mano,
you and Teller.

That was it, and you did not,
I will repeat,

you did not fool us.

You fooled Teller,
and that's good enough.

- Wow.
- What?

You fooled them.
- Yes!

- [laughs] Yay.

- No way.

- We have a Fooler.
- Oh, my God.

- I'm totally clean.

- Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.

- We have a Fooler.
- You fooled him.

- Andy Gershenzon!

Sweet dreams.

Penn and Teller took a swing
and struck out.

See their next at bat
when "Fool Us" returns.

[jazz music]

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome back.

We have one Fooler already,

flaunting their trophy
for all to see.

Will another magician
be joining them?

Let's find out now.

- I'm Alejandro Linian
from Peru.

You can call me a dreamer.

From age 11 to 19,

I lived with my mom
in Buffalo, New York.

I learned about magic
in America.

I focused on close-up magic,

which is not something
I could've learned in Peru.

By the time I was 18,
anything seemed possible.

Mom had her working papers,

and she applied
for U.S. residency,

but to work in the U.S.,
I needed papers of my own,

so I went back to Peru
to apply for a visa.

That was 15 years ago.

I've never been allowed
back into America since.

This was very hard for me,

and it completely
changed my life.

But then I thought,

Peru is country full
of culture and history,

and almost none of that
has been used in magic.

This is something I can do.

I'm especially excited
that I'm coming live from Peru

to the Penn & Teller theater.

It's like I'm coming back
to the U.S. at last,

but with all of Peru by my side.

Whatever happens tonight,

that's an honor for me.

- Let's take the "Fool Us"
teleporter direct to Peru

and beam in Alejandro Linian.

- Hello and thank you
for having me on the show.

I'm so excited to get
to share my magic with you

all the way from out here
in Lima, Peru.

Now, today I want to talk
to you about magic words.

I'm sure you are familiar
with magic words

such as shazam or hocus pocus,

but today we're gonna be using
some magic words from Peru,

and I happen to have them
right over here.

These are words in Quechua.

Quechua is an ancient
indigenous language from Peru,

and I have four words
in Quechua right here.

We're gonna be using them
one at a time

to materialize what

we often crave the most.

[soft music]

I'm talking about money.

Watch me carefully as I speak

this word right here.

I will reach in the air

and say huk.

And if I do,

I get a coin.

This is an old Peruvian coin,

and it's just one coin
because the word huk

is actually the word in Quechua
for the number one.

See, if I wanted to...
If I wanted more coins,

I have to continue speaking
the rest of the words.

If I wanted to, and I do.

Watch me carefully.
Watch my hand again.

I will make a fist and
I will say the next word,

iskay.

That gets me a second coin.

Of course, that's because iskay
is the word for the number two.

That's huk, and that's iskay.
And that's one and that's two.

For coin number three,
I will reach in the air here,

I'll say kimsa,

and that gets me
coin number three.

Now, I want you to see
the moment get coin number four

as I simply count, tawa.

And that gets me one, two,

three, and four coins.

Thank you.

All right, now,
I don't want you just

watch me speak Quechua today.

I actually want to get all three

of you to do so as well.

So let's see.

First, I would like
to go to Alyson.

Alyson, you're gonna
help me out a little bit.

Can you do so?
- Sure.

- In a moment,
I am gonna say the word go.

When I say go,

I want you to say the word
in Quechua for the number four.

- Okay.

- I want you to see
that I'm clearly gonna

start out with four coins.

Can you see them?

- Yes.

- And again, when I say go,
you say that word.

Here we go.

Ready?
Go.

- Tawa.

- Perfect and this time
when we say tawa,

the coin will
actually disappear.

The reason for that is
because when we're counting

four to one,
we're counting backwards

and if we count backwards,
this will happen backwards.

We're gonna do this again.
I will now go to Penn.

Do you remember the word
for the number three?

- No.

- It's kimsa.

Same thing, just like
we did before, Penn.

I will say go.
When I say go, you say kimsa.

Are you ready?
- Yup.

- All I do is I make
a fist around each coin.

I can get rid
of everything else.

And Penn, go.

- Kimsa.

- Good, and again,

the coin goes.

Nothing left.

It leaves us with just two.

Okay, next I will go to Teller,

and I know this presents

a little bit
of a problem, Teller,

but you're gonna go for
the word for the number two.

Now, what I need you to do is
I need you to just think of it.

Okay, you're gonna think of
the word for the number two.

That would be iskay. Okay?

Yes, when I say go.
Ready?

Go.

- [mouthing]

- That's perfect.

And that goes as well.

That leaves us
with just one coin,

and of course, the word
for the number one is huk.

However, we're not gonna use it.

I'm not gonna use this word.

I actually want to teach you all

one more word in Quechua.

A word possibly more powerful
than these four,

and that word is rimaykamay.

That is the word
for abracadabra in Quechua.

That's the word we're gonna use,

and I want all three
of you to say or mouth

abracadabra, rimaykamay.

Okay?
When I say go.

You will not say huk,
you will say rimaykamay.

Ready?
Go.

All: Rimaykamay.

- Good.

♪ ♪

- Rimaykamay not only makes
those coins go away,

it also brings them right back.

But not here.

Here.

And here.

And here.

And here.
That's huk, that's iskay.

That's kimsa, that's tawa,
that's rimaykamay,

and that's the magic of Quechua.

Thank you very much.

- Alejandro Linian.

I love that you're using magic
to teach a new language.

- Yeah, you know,
I like to share.

I like to combine Peru
with magic.

You know,
it's my native country,

and it's quite
a mystical country,

so I like to incorporate

as much of it
as I can in my work.

- Do you speak any more Quechua?

- So I have to say,
I am also learning it myself.

I do like to say one word
all the time,

and that word is munay.

It means absolute love,
and hopefully,

I just manifested absolute love
into your life

and everybody
who's watching as well.

- That's beautiful.

All right, let's find out
if we're gonna have to mail

a "Fool Us" trophy
from Las Vegas to Peru.

Boys.

- Alejandro, that was just
really wonderful.

You know,
coin routines are so arbitrary.

And to add a layer
on this that makes it

mean something is
really, really wonderful.

But more important than that,

or maybe not more important
than that, but certainly,

we noticed your handling
is just beautiful.

Every vanish looked beautiful.

Every appearance
looked beautiful.

I don't know what
the Quechua word is

for beautiful sleight of hand.

How do you say that in Quechua?

- I will have
to get back to you on that.

[laughter]

I have not learned the word
for beautiful just yet.

- I was gonna ask you
about aquatic creatures.

I'm gonna really push you
and say, you know,

what is the Quechua word
for snail?

What is the Quechua word
for clam?

What are they in?
What's the Que...

I was gonna say all that stuff,

but how much Quechua
do you know?

- Very little.

I actually... I'm trying to make
myself learn it through magic

and what motivates me to, also,
just... I'm just so inspired

by getting to share magic
with people.

- Well, we hope you open
a Quechua theater

right here in Vegas.

It's what we're missing.

- I'd love to.
- [laughs]

But it's just such
a beautiful routine,

and so natural, and so nice.

And teaching the language
is very, very good.

Or teaching that there is
that language is probably

what you're doing
for people like us.

And, boy, so clean and so nice.
And such a nice routine.

- Thank you.

- But I don't think
you fooled us.

- So, Alejandro,
do they know your coin secrets?

- Of course.
[laughter]

They're Penn and Teller.

- Oh, well, thank you so much.

Alejandro Linian!

- Thank you.

- Our show isn't vanishing.

We'll produce more amazing
magic when "Fool Us" returns.

[jazz music]

[jazz music]

- Welcome back to "Fool Us."

Penn and Teller
have dazzled audiences

across the globe
with no signs of stopping.

Here to show you just how
unstoppable they really are,

here's Penn and Teller.

- In 1977, just two years

after Penn Jillette
and Teller first met...

Hanging upside down,
Penn & Teller were flown

over Mount Saint Helens,
an active volcano

in Skamania County, Washington.

Dislocating both arms
and his right hip,

Teller slithered
from his straitjacket

then used the lock picks
he had previously swallowed...

While clinging to the helicopter

in 100 mile per hour winds
with one hand each,

they quickly assembled
their matching paragliders.

Now, almost 50 years later,
Penn & Teller will perform

their newest escape
for you live.

Wish them luck
and please welcome...

[upbeat electronic music]

[record scratch]

[soft piano music]

♪ ♪

- Want to get out
of these things?

Yeah, okay, turn that way.
[grunts]

♪ ♪

Come on back.

Hup.

Come on.
I got you.

I got you, I got you, I got you.

[groans]

Just a sec.
There are your arms.

Take the arms.

There we go.
There we go.

Let me get the...

Get that and you're set.
You ready?

Hup.

Good.

♪ ♪

You gonna pick that?

Okay.

It's gonna take you awhile,
I think.

Why don't you...
Why don't you use this?

Here you go.

Yeah.
Open it up.

Yeah, perfect.
Good.

Good.

There you go.

♪ ♪

What about me?
What about me?

No, no, this.

Use that... use the...
Get these off me.

There you go.
Good thinking.

♪ ♪

Get that top off first.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Safety first.
Safety first.

♪ ♪

The hard part is the bathrobe.
Ha!

And that, Alyson,
is our age appropriate escape.

- And now we have
to make an escape of our own,

but we'll be back
with more amazing magic

next time on "Fool Us."

Good night.