Merry Gentlemen, The (2024)

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- Watch this car.

- Okay.

We made it just in time.

And we are at places, folks.

Places, please, for the top of act one.

- Tickets, please.

- Ready?

Ladies and gentlemen,

please take your seats.

- Ready to shine?

- Brighter than ever.

Hmm.

Oh, okay.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh, great show tonight, Bobby.

Lois, sorry, I keep forgetting

to bring that dress back.

The date was a total bust anyway.

Second broken heel in a week.

That is a very expensive habit

you got there.

Guess I know what to ask Santa for.

Look, if I'm asking Santa for shoes,

they better come with red soles.

Here are two of our Jingle Belles now.

Ashley, Samantha, this is Shelby.

She's joining the show next week.

Ashley Davis!

I saw you dance

when I was just a little girl.

You are a legend.

Thank you.

Shelby just graduated

from the Royal Ballet School.

Wow.

I think it's great that you guys

are still at it after all these years.

Any advice for a newbie?

"After all these years."

Be nice. Um...

You know what? Let me think about it.

Nice meeting you, Shelby.

- All right, let's go.

- Bye.

Oh, and, Ashley,

Jodie wants to see you before you leave.

Sure.

You wanted to see me?

Come in. Have a seat.

Oh, okay.

Jodie, if this is about

what happened tonight,

I just lost my footing,

and it will not happen again.

Ashley, you have been a vital part

of the Jingle Belles for over 12 years,

and we are forever grateful

for your meaningful contribution.

Why's it sound like

it's coming out of a handbook?

However, as with any long-running show,

we must keep things from getting stale.

Which means periodically

refreshing the cast with new faces.

Are you aging me out?

No, of course not.

That would be ill*gal.

You're simply being... replaced.

I literally got carded yesterday.

HR will contact you

with all the necessary paperwork.

I still order off the kids' menu!

Please understand

that there's nothing I hate more

than having to say goodbye

to a member of our family.

Jodie, please.

I have dedicated my life to this show.

Could I please just finish off the season,

you know, for old time's sake?

No.

Okay. Um...

In that case...

merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

You want advice?

Don't get old.

Why are they staring?

'Cause you look perfect.

Shall we?

Oh, great.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, honey.

I hope it's not too late to call.

No, no, no. I'm just, uh,

watching the snow come down.

What's up?

Your father and I

have been thinking about Christmas.

Mom.

I know. I know.

You're too busy with the show and all.

But since you never

have time to come to us,

we thought that maybe this time

we'd come to you.

What?

Your father has bought tickets

to see you and the Jingle Belles

on Christmas Eve.

How great is that?

Oh.

Honey?

Ashley, are you there?

Mom, I've been thinking too.

Maybe it is time for me

to come home for a visit.

Fa-la-la la-la-la-la

Fa-la-la la-la-la-la-la

Fa-la-la la-la-la-la

Ooh, yeah

Fa-la-la la-la-la-la...

Here we are.

The Rhythm Room.

La-la-la-la-la

Fa-la-la la-la-la-la

It's Christmastime

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

- Merry Christmas.

- You too.

- Whoa.

- Hey, whoa, hey.

- Watch it, watch it. Come on, hold on.

- Okay.

- I think you're going the wrong way.

- Maybe you should just let go.

- It should be fine. Ooh!

- Okay, I'm gonna...

Ah!

Ah!

- Ah!

- Okay.

Are you all right? I'm sorry.

Better.

I'm going in here.

Yeah, no. Of course.

I wouldn't wanna keep you tied up.

Yeah.

It's starting to feel like Christmas

"Christmas desserts."

Nine letters.

Gingerbread.

Nope. That's 11.

- You sure?

- Mm-hmm. I'm sure.

G-I-N-G...

It's fruitcake.

Yes. Fruitcake.

Thank you kindly.

Ashley Jean Davis!

Are my eyes

playing tricks on me?

It's a holiday miracle.

Oh, my baby girl is home for Christmas.

I don't know if "miracle"

is quite the right word.

I know this isn't

what you wanted, baby girl,

but, hey, their loss is our gain.

Let me tell you something.

Those folks do not know talent.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, have you, uh, met Troy and Danny?

No, I don't think I have.

Do you guys work here?

I work here.

This one just likes

spending his pension on warm beer.

Hey, "Bright and festive,

but not for dogs."

Poinsettia.

Hey.

Oh.

Uh-oh. Here's Frosty. That's my cue.

Ashley Davis?

The Jingle Belles

let you escape for the holidays?

Uh, something like that.

Oh.

May I borrow my tenants for a moment?

Oh, sure. Yeah.

- We'll be right back, honey.

- Okay, Mom.

Hmm.

Whoa! Oh! Hold on. Let me...

Whoa! Whoa!

- Hold on. I got it.

- Everything okay?

Uh, I think you need a plumber.

Oh, you know, it... it does that.

The one in the kitchen,

that's the real problem.

- There's one in the kitchen?

- And the men's room.

Okay.

What are you waiting for?

Uh, we've been

prioritizing our funds a bit.

Look, the thing is,

Denise keeps raising the rent,

so there's never

any extra money to fix the place up.

So the acts aren't

bringing them in like they used to?

- What acts?

- Oh.

What he means to say is

times have changed.

Most bands prefer the...

the bigger clubs these days.

But there is a very nice young man

who stops by to help us

with the repairs from time to time.

Don't worry, huh?

The Rhythm Room has always been

a place for people to come together,

in good times and bad.

I'd say that's way more important

than a leaky faucet, wouldn't you?

I guess.

Okay.

Hey, everyone.

So that pipe's

still giving you a problem, huh?

Mm.

Let me guess.

This is the nice young man

who helps with the repairs?

Also known as Luke.

Well, this is my youngest daughter Ashley.

- Ashley.

- She's visiting from New York.

Oh, New York.

Yeah.

That explains it.

Okay, well, I would love

to stay and chat. I would.

But I got a valve to find.

Nice to meet you, city girl.

He's cute.

He's annoying.

He's available.

Okay.

Since you two children

clearly have things under control,

I think I'm gonna head

to the caf and pay Marie a visit.

Did I mention that he's handy?

I'm not listening.

Fa-la-la, la-la-la... Oh!

- Oh, be careful.

- Oh!

The leak. Oh.

Hmm.

Is that my baby sister I see?

Oh!

Aww.

It feels so good to hug you

and squeeze you in person.

I cannot believe

you bought the Little Spoon.

Well, Beth was retiring,

and I just could not let this place

turn into one of those coffee shops

that sell $8 lattes.

Mm.

And now I can, you know,

try out my cookie recipes,

chat with the customers.

Two of your favorite things, babe.

- Rodger!

- Hey.

You're working here?

Yeah. Helping out when I can.

Lending a little celebrity cachet.

Oh, remind me. What's the statute

of limitations on high school athletics?

Okay. Okay, I admit

the old tight end isn't so tight anymore.

- Good to see you.

- You too.

Mom told me about the Belles.

Oh.

- I am so sorry.

- Well...

Well, my whole life just got demolished

by a younger dancer with perkier boobs.

Well, I, for one, am so glad you're back.

And you're welcome to stay with us

as long as you need.

No, no, no. Don't get too excited.

It's only temporary.

What can I get you?

The lady will have

a double cheeseburger with extra bacon.

- Okay.

- Actually, the lady will have a salad.

Okay.

And an order

of my chocolate candy cane cookies.

So, what's this about the Rhythm Room

having trouble booking acts?

Look, a band can get more attention

with a 30-second TikTok

than they can playing the Rhythm Room.

Ugh.

It's gonna be fine.

Mom and Dad are gonna figure it out.

Probably.

Ah!

- Okay, be honest.

- Okay.

City girl!

Oh, my God.

Uh, hey, Rog.

- I'm, uh, here to get my order, and, uh...

- Yeah.

I'll have what she's having.

Uh, Luke, you live

pretty close to South Peak, yeah?

- No!

- Yeah.

Would you mind

just giving my sister a ride home?

- Rodger and I need to close.

- No.

I can just use a, um, rideshare app.

You do know this is Sycamore Creek, right?

Okay, but I haven't even eaten yet.

Okay. Here we go.

Wow. Such good cookies. Okay.

Thanks, buddy.

Watch out for the guard dog.

How could I forget?

Come on, city girl. Your chariot awaits.

You know, you got a little, uh...

Thanks. So

how long have you been, um, carpentering?

Don't think I've ever

heard that term before.

No.

I like it.

My father was a general contractor,

so I practically grew up in a toolbox.

- Hmm.

- What about you?

Oh, no, I'm more of

a call-the-building-super kind of gal.

I mean, for work.

Oh. Um, I'm a dancer.

Oh.

Okay.

No, not that kind of dancer.

Uh, Broadway.

Oh.

So you're a diva.

What? No, I am a Jingle Belle.

So you're an impressive diva.

To be honest,

I am currently on an indefinite hiatus.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah.

But enough about me.

What about you, Mr. Toolbox?

I wanna know.

Why have you been helping my parents?

That's easy.

When I first moved here,

I didn't know very many people.

But I loved going to the Rhythm Room.

So much fun.

And your folks,

they always went out of their way

to make me feel at home.

Yeah. Sounds like them.

All right, just... oh.

Hey.

- All right, don't forget this.

- Yep. Thank you. I got it.

Okay.

And this.

And your salad.

All right.

Um, thanks for the ride.

No problem.

Guess I'll see you around.

For sure.

Good night.

Night.

What was that?

Gizmo!

My scary little guard dog.

Oh, yes.

You are so fierce, aren't you?

Okay. Let's go find Auntie Ashley's room.

You kept all these?

Of course I did.

You're my sister.

I'm so proud of you.

Sometimes I think Mom and

Dad would have preferred if I just

performed at the Rhythm Room.

I think they would have preferred if

you came to visit every once in a while.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

Yeah.

Speaking of, um... how's Luke?

News flash.

Women no longer need a male companion

to solidify their happiness.

- We can also vote now.

- Oh, congrats.

Mm-hmm.

I'm so sorry that I just

want my baby sister to be happy.

I was happy.

You know, the show

was more than just a job.

It was, you know,

strength training, flexibility training,

blocking, choreography,

not to mention performing every night,

twice on weekends.

I... I didn't even have time

to think about dating.

Well, now you do.

Yes, yes. That was my first thought

when they canned me.

Well, what about in the show?

Are there any cute guys?

No. No showbiz guys.

I want, like, a professional, you know?

Like, remember the surgeon

you dated before Rodger?

What's so funny?

Okay.

I'm gonna tell you something, but you

gotta promise to never tell anybody.

Okay, what?

Max wasn't exactly a real doctor.

He just played one

at bachelorette parties.

Marie Rose Davis, did you date a stripper?

Shh! Shh.

You dated a stripper?

Well, not... you know,

he was a doctor stripper.

- It's different.

- Sure. Yeah, I mean...

I know, it was

very, very off-brand for me.

I am impressed.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Mm-hmm.

Okay, but you gotta promise

this stays in the vault.

Oh, yes. Vaulted for life.

Okay.

- What's vaulted for life?

- Uh...

Oh, um, I don't...

I think...

Ash, what was... what are we talking about?

You know, I... I... I do know,

and I can't tell you because it's...

it's medical, and that's confidential.

Mm. Yeah.

Um...

Right.

Okay.

Mom?

Dad?

What's...

Ugh. Mom?

- Dad?

- Ow!

Oh, my God. Luke?

What are you doing under there?

You scared me.

I scared you?

Oh, my God. You're naked.

What?

- Okay, first of all, I'm not naked.

- Oh, right.

My shirt was drying.

And second of all, I'm only down there

because someone broke the faucet.

Allegedly. And it was broken already.

Fair.

You mind giving me a hand?

Only if I can get it back.

Witty.

All I need you to do is hold the faucet

steady while I tighten the connector.

Got it?

Easy-peasy.

All right. Here, right here.

Oh, okay. Yeah, got it.

You got it?

Yeah.

Okay. All right.

Here, oh, I...

- Sorry. I was just gonna...

- Turn it.

And voil.

Teamwork makes the dream work. Hmm.

Wow, that's very impressive.

Yoo-hoo!

- Is anybody here?

- I, uh, um...

Yep. I'll get that.

I'll be in the back.

- Denise. Hi.

- Hi. Are your parents around?

Ah, no. Not yet.

Is there something I can help you with?

Well, I'd prefer

to speak with them privately.

Oh, I'm sure anything

you have to say, I can handle it.

I realize what a stressful time

it's been for your parents,

and that's why I'm thrilled to let them

know that I have some good news.

Oh, yeah? What is it?

Squeeze Me.

No, thank you.

No, Squeeze Me, the juice bar.

Oh, okay. What about it?

I spoke to their

regional manager last night,

and he's willing to take over

your parents' lease as of January 1st.

Best of all,

he'll pay their entire backlog.

So your good news is that my parents

are going to lose

the Rhythm Room to a... a juice bar?

- And be made whole in the process.

- Okay, how much could they owe?

Six months' rent.

- Plus maintenance, repairs.

- Uh...

Interest.

$30,000.

Denise.

The Rhythm Room,

it's... it's a town staple.

You cannot shut it down.

Ashley, the Rhythm Room was a town staple.

But now it's...

It's just another...

...hole-in-the-wall

with too many holes in the walls

and no customers.

Well, then we will bring in some new acts.

Oh, sweetie, you don't need new acts.

You need a doctor,

because this place is on life support.

Max wasn't exactly a real doctor.

Wait.

That's it.

A doctor?

Yes. Uh, no, no. Um...

A... A male dance revue.

And it's, uh...

It's gonna be a Christmas spectacular

full of hot up-and-coming...

...men.

Oh. And here's one now. Luke.

Here's who?

It... one of the men, yeah.

Ashley was just telling me about

the Christmas spectacular

that you're starring in?

The what now?

Remember?

Oh. Oh!

That Christmas spectacular.

Yeah. No, I'm really

looking forward to it.

Yeah. Lots of singing.

- Dancing.

- Dancing. Lots of dancing.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's just gonna

be so... spectacular.

And actually, we would

love for you to be here

for our grand premiere.

- We would?

- That is if you're not too busy.

Are you kidding me?

This I have to see.

Great.

This, uh, male dance revue of yours,

does it have a name?

- Uh-huh. Yeah.

- Hmm?

It's called the...

Merry Gentlemen.

- Cute.

- Yeah.

See you soon.

- Oof!

- What was that about?

Well, she was coming in here

and talking about evicting us,

so I just panicked.

Panicked or perjured?

- Oh, very funny.

- Mm.

Let's think this through,

'cause I think this is a good idea.

Think what through?

We're not actually gonna do it.

No, no, no. Luke. Luke, please.

Ashley. Ashley. Ashley, listen.

I realize that... divas such as yourself

aren't accustomed

to hearing the word "no,"

so allow me to reacquaint you.

No.

Okay, if we don't do it, then

Denise is gonna think that we are liars.

As opposed to?

Look, I know I haven't been around here

very much for the past few years,

at all,

but there's just gotta be a way to get

people excited about this place again.

And you think

male strippers are the answer?

Male dance revue.

- Is it men taking their clothes off?

- It's men taking their shirts off.

- Oh!

- Yeah.

- Oh, that's a different story, then.

- Really?

No!

Look, I have until Christmas

to raise $30,000

or the Rhythm Room

gets ripped away from my parents.

I can't let that happen.

So,

please.

Please help me.

Ready to get your dance on?

Nope.

Let's do this.

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na...

As you've heard,

we are trying something new

at the Rhythm Room.

Something this town has never seen before.

We start next Friday night.

Now, that gives us ten days from today.

I know it's not a lot of time,

but I also know

that with a little bit of work,

we can make this show

something truly special.

Yeah? How about it?

Who's ready to make some Christmas magic?

Uh...

Uh, yes?

Was that a rhetorical question?

No, it was supposed to be inspirational.

It sounded rhetorical.

Mm.

Okay, so you're not

the least bit inspired?

Mm. I don't know.

A little bit.

How about you guys?

Uh...

Whatever. Let's get started.

Right. Back behind our left.

Right. Touch together.

Five, six, seven, eight. Isolate.

Isolate. Isolate.

Yes. In. Out. In. Yes.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four. Whoo!

He brings all the presents

To all the girls and boys

When he comes to town

He brings nothing but joy

Christmas is my favorite time of year

There's always room for one more.

Right, like I'm joining

this reindeer game.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Sorry. Just a few more measurements.

His eyes are up there.

Check out the new

male dance revue at the Rhythm Room.

- It's a new show. You'll like it.

- Mnh-mnh.

- It's great. Friday.

- No, thank you.

- Male dance revue?

- Mm.

- Male strippers. Friday night.

- What?

Five, six, seven, eight.

And one, two, three, four.

Five, six, seven, eight.

And back. Two, three, four.

And pose.

Nice.

All right. Take five, guys.

What's going on?

I...

Is this useless?

I think what it is, is you're

anticipating the moves too much.

Like, don't worry

about what they're doing.

You know, just use your body

and... connect to the audience.

I am.

Stand up.

What?

Stand up. You're gonna dance with me.

- Now?

- Yes, now. Come on.

Don't be shy.

I'm not shy.

- Shoulders back. Good.

- Okay.

Now widen your legs, please.

Just a little bit.

Perfect. Troy? Track 13.

Now, take my hand.

What? I don't bite.

I hear stories about city girls.

Just take my hand already.

Thank you. That's a single handhold.

Single handhold.

Mm-hmm.

Yep. This is a two handhold.

Oh. No!

And this is a closed hold.

So now we're gonna go back

with your right foot.

One, two, three.

One, two.

No, no, no, don't look at your feet.

Stay in the moment, right here.

One, two, three. One...

Like this?

Yes.

One, two, three.

...dream come true as long as I am

Here with you

Here with you

I think that's

enough dancing for one night.

Right.

Um, okay.

I think the most important thing

to remember tomorrow

is to have fun, you know?

Don't be afraid

to connect with the audience.

Thanks, Ash.

Mm-hmm.

See you later.

Okay. Yep.

Who's ready to make some Christmas magic?

Oh!

Someone sounds inspired.

Just...

Hmm.

- Dinner was amazing.

- Thank you.

Luke?

He's been like this all day.

God. Okay.

Hey, what's going on?

I don't...

I don't think I can do this.

What? No, no, no.

These are just pre-show jitters.

It happens to the best of us.

You know these moves

like the back of your hand.

Yeah, what if... what if...

what if I go up there

and I just freeze up

in front of everybody?

- Okay. Okay.

- And I...

How about this?

How about I share with you

a little showbiz trick?

Yeah?

Our director used to tell us,

all you have to do

is just look out into the audience

and find a friendly face.

You know, focus on their eyes,

their smile, their... emotion.

And then use that,

funnel it into your performance.

- Yeah? Yeah.

- Friendly face.

See?

Yeah?

You look pretty.

Thank you.

Doors are open.

Fifteen minutes to showtime.

Ooh! Oh.

- Oh, God.

- No, no, no. Hey. Hey.

You are gonna be great.

I promise.

All right, let's get ready.

Yeah, baby. Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Shut your eyes.

One, two, three.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Yeah!

- I almost lost my belt.

- Yeah, I pulled it off.

- Great job, fellas.

- Thanks.

- Yeah, I just stopped...

- Ashley?

Hmm? Oh, hi.

I must admit, when you first

mentioned your little "spectacular,"

I thought it sounded a little...

Mm... ridiculous?

Optimistic.

But I was wrong. It was great.

Did you see

all those ladies that showed up?

- Oh, they were loving it.

- And you!

- I...

- Congratulations on a great show.

Oh, thank you.

My number.

- Oh, hey.

- Here you go.

Everyone was clapping

and cheering and dancing.

It was like the old days.

Sort of.

Yeah.

We haven't made that much

in one night in years.

I'm just glad everyone had a nice time.

Uh, excuse me, everyone.

I'd... I'd like to make a toast.

To... Ashley.

For taking a chance on a guy

who... didn't even want one.

Ha.

Look, but seriously, uh,

the fact that you were able

to put this whole thing together

in such a short amount of time

is absolutely incredible.

Thank you.

Not to mention teach

a couple of goofy guys this choreography.

Good on you.

You know, I had a really good partner.

To Ashley.

Oh, stop.

- To Ashley.

- Yep.

I can't take all the credit.

I think I gotta give a shout-out

to the Merry Gentlemen.

- Yes.

- With tidings of comfort and joy!

Well, speaking of comfort and joy,

let's get you home.

- Ooh.

- Oh.

- All right.

- We're right here.

Well... you pulled it off.

- Congrats.

- Thank you.

Looking good, Slick.

You did look good, Slick.

Funny.

Oh, uh,

I almost forgot.

I got you a little something. Just a

little something to remember me by.

- Mm.

- Luke.

It's nothing, just...

That's so sweet.

Okay.

I will forever be grateful to that wreath

for pulling you into my life.

This is...

- May I?

- Yeah. Uh...

Yeah.

And...

there we go.

Stunning.

Thank you.

You know, it's a nice night.

May I walk you home?

Only if we can get something to eat.

I'm starving.

- You know...

- Hmm?

I have to admit,

that pizza was a close second

to a New York slice.

You know, they import

the water from the East Coast

just to give it that authentic flavor.

Is that true?

I'm just kidding. I have no idea.

So, tell me something about yourself.

- Me?

- Yeah.

You know, married, boyfriend?

Uh...

I don't mean to pry.

I'm just making friendly conversation.

No. None of the above.

How about you?

Uh, I was married.

For a while.

But that was a complete disaster.

Sorry.

Oh, thank you. But you know,

one good thing came out of it.

What is that?

Sycamore Creek.

It's funny. I moved here for her.

Ironically, I'm the one

who ended up staying.

Hmm.

I mean, this is...

I don't know. It's the best place

I could have asked for.

I wish I knew what to ask for.

Or who to ask.

You know, hold that thought.

You focus on the what.

I think I know the who.

Come on.

Uh, excuse me, Santa.

Hi. Time for one more?

Well, that depends.

Have you been naughty or nice?

Are you serious? I haven't

done this since elementary school.

Oh, well, then you are long overdue.

Merry Christmas, you two.

- Thank you.

- Merry Christmas, Santa.

All right. Oh.

Sit. The whole experience.

- There we go.

- Yes.

Yep.

- Hmm.

- Don't mind if I do.

- Okay.

- Oh.

All right, now.

On the count of three,

I want you

to give me your best "h*, h*, h*!"

- Ready?

- Yep.

One, two, three.

h*, h*, h*!

What? What is it?

Nothing.

No, no. You don't get to do that.

I just took my shirt off

for half the town.

You owe me.

I don't know. I was just...

Well...

I was just thinking...

it's always been me on stage,

and I was always in the spotlight.

It's all I ever wanted to do, was perform.

But?

But

watching you guys tonight

and seeing how far you've come,

I mean, it was unexpectedly...

enjoyable.

Do you miss performing?

I did.

Hmm.

You know what they say.

When one door closes, another one opens.

Okay. So then...

what's behind this door?

Just a carpenter.

All right.

I think we might

just pull this off.

Oh, look at that.

Well, that is impressive.

- Oh.

- I thought Marie was the artist.

Oh, and look.

$2,200. First night.

Oh.

I hope you didn't

spend it all on those groceries.

Oh, uh, actually, I was thinking.

Remember the old bche de Nol

you used to serve every year?

What about it?

Do you think

you can remember how to make it?

Well, of course.

I just can't remember when we had

enough customers for it to be worthwhile.

We do now.

There's gonna be fun

There's gonna be sun

Join the party, it's just begun

There's gonna be smiles

Oh my, it's almost Christmas

There's gonna be laughs

There's gonna be light

Beautiful stories by the fire

Wonderful light

Oh my, it's almost Christmas

There's gonna be you

There's gonna be me

There's gonna be moon

There's gonna be thrills

Wherever I turn

I'm feeling lovely happiness

I really can't wait

For all the things that

We'll do together, you and I

It's almost Christmastime

It's almost Christmastime

It's almost Christmastime

Why didn't you tell me?

About the Rhythm Room.

Because you had

more important things to do

than worry about

some dinky hole-in-the-wall.

I remember when you were a little girl

singing and dancing up on that stage.

And now look at you.

I don't think I could have done any of it

without the Rhythm Room

being such a big part of my childhood.

I can't imagine it all going away.

When we opened,

one of our first acts,

fresh from the Grand Ole Opry,

told me something I'll never forget.

"It's not performing that's important,

it's who you're performing for."

I'm so glad you're here.

Yeah, me too.

All right, well, I have to take off.

But I will see you tonight.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, Mom, would you bring these to Dad?

More eggnog snickerdoodles?

Nope. Poinsettia pinwheels.

- Aw.

- Bye, Mom.

All right, see you tonight.

Look what I have.

- Is that a review?

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

I can't do it. You read it.

Okay. Here we go.

"In a dazzling display of holiday spirit

and sizzling entertainment,

the Merry Gentlemen,

a Christmas-themed male revue,

has enchanted

the cozy town of Sycamore Creek."

"Directed by local

Broadway legend Ashley Davis,

the show is a yuletide delight

and a big hit for the Rhythm Room,

which is back atop

the town's cultural scene."

What?

Amazing.

I just... I hope it works.

You should've seen Denise.

She was salivating over that juice bar.

Even if it doesn't work,

people are talking

about the Rhythm Room again.

You did that.

You just want me to stay.

Would that be so bad?

Wait. I think that's the cab driver

who picked me up from the airport.

- Wow. He's got some moves.

- Mm-hmm.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

The more the merrier.

Hey!

Ashley.

Ashley, yeah.

- You are?

- Uh, Ricky.

Oh, right. Uh, my sister and I

were just wondering,

how do you feel about rhinestones?

'Tis the season when snow is falling

And there seem to be

Good feelings all around

Cookies are baking

And decorations

Are being hung

On every tree all over town

- Hey, Santa

- Hey, Santa

- If you're listening

- If you're listening

I don't need anything

That sparkles, glows or shines

No, no

Just want the one I love

Right here beside me

To hold me by the fire

Through these winter nights

I wanna spend this Christmastime

On and on with Mr. Right

Never let this feeling slip away

I'll be the girl who's starry-eyed

You'll be the boy here at my side

We can dance all through the holidays

We can play all over town

Or simply just bum around

With you

It feels like Christmas every day

With you

It feels like Christmas every day

- Yeah!

- Whoo!

Whoo!

Take a look around the world

It's that time of year

When it's cold outside

You hold me in your heart

I don't need presents

Under the tree

All I want is you and me!

- I want a man this Christmas

- Whoo!

To have for my own

I want a man this Christmas

To make this house a home

I want a man this Christmas

No, we'll never be alone

As long as I've got you

And you've got me

Got you here inside of me

- I want a man this Christmas

- Hi, baby!

That's my man!

To have for my own

I want a man this Christmas

To make this house a home

I want a man this Christmas

No, we'll never be alone

- As long as I got you, and you got me

- Whoo!

All of our Christmas dreams

Will come true

- Ow!

- Okay. We got a situation.

- What happened?

- He slipped and fell on the ice.

Just a sprain. I can do it.

Ow. Oh.

Uh, you're not doing anything, buddy.

Ah. Ah!

It's swollen.

No big deal. I used to sprain my ankle

all the time playing football.

What is going on? It's almost showtime.

Rodger slipped and fell.

Maybe I can do it sitting. Ow! Ow!

- Ow!

- Oh.

Poor baby.

I love this place!

They're getting antsy out there.

We need four dancers

to do the number.

Can we just make it work with three?

We don't have time

to learn a new routine, guys.

We're gonna have to try.

Hanging the stockings

Trimming the tree

Children are filled with holiday glee

And all that I want

Is to have you with me

It's our Christmas song...

Uh, uh, we will be right back.

Uh, do me a favor. Don't lose your shirts.

'Cause we will.

I told you. It was a mistake.

I say we cancel for tonight.

We can figure this out tomorrow.

Those people paid for a show.

Give 'em a refund.

No.

No, look, I don't know

what the answer is, but...

Stan and Lily need that money.

They're depending on us.

Ashley's depending on us.

So, we'd better not

let 'em down, huh?

Danny?

What happened to

not joining in on our reindeer games?

Someone needs to be

guiding Santa's sleigh tonight.

Do you even know the choreography?

What, do you think this old geezer

just sits around doing crossword puzzles

and guzzling beer all day?

Well...

Kinda.

Yes.

Hanging the stockings

Trimming the tree

Children all filled with holiday glee

And all that I want

Is to have you with me

It's our Christmas song

- Making our way down Candy Cane Lane

- He's got some moves!

Watching the snow out our windowpane

We'll be dancing the holidays away

To our Christmas song

Wrapping up presents

Riding the sleigh

Never let these feelings slip away

'Cause all I wanna do

When you push play

On our Christmas song

Singing out the verse

Of the tunes we know

And kiss me underneath the mistletoe

Baby, on that horse swaying to and fro

Let's dance the night away

Give me your hand and never forget

Got the sound of the season

On my cassette

You are my music

And I'll place my bet

On our Christmas song

So, gentlemen,

how does it feel

to be the hottest act in town?

It's been... it's been a wild ride.

Wild.

Luckily, we have

a fantastic choreographer.

Yeah, exactly.

She's the brains of the show.

- Oh.

- Hi, Mom.

Yes. Yes.

Well, I, uh... I can only imagine

how proud your families must be.

So come see the Merry Gentlemen

at the Rhythm Room in Sycamore Creek,

running now through Christmas.

Back to you in the studio.

- Wow.

- We continue coverage...

Thank you. Delicious as always.

You know, I haven't seen

Luke that happy in a long time.

Really?

Yeah. When Amy left him,

he was... destroyed.

Wait, she left him?

He didn't tell you?

Well, he said

it ended in a complete disaster.

That about sums it up.

What happened?

All right, so, they move here. Thank you.

You know, Luke gets settled,

opens up his business,

and the next thing you know,

she changes her mind.

Wants to move back to the city.

Back?

Wait. Luke lived in the city?

I know, he's got those

Hallmark handyman vibes.

- Mm.

- No, he's a Chi-town boy.

Oh, no wonder he doesn't like it.

Thank you.

See you later.

- Bye, Troy.

- Bye.

Well, well, well, will you look at that?

Got Luke's lunch

and no one to deliver it to him.

Oh.

I get it.

You, Troy, in cahoots.

What? No. There is no cahootsing.

Mm-hmm.

Wait.

Take my car.

What, you don't get enough at the show?

I guess I've never really

seen you in your element.

This place?

You don't love it?

Mr. Belkin sure doesn't. Otherwise,

he wouldn't rent it to me so cheap.

Mm.

God, did you make all these?

I... I borrowed 'em,

just in case there was ever a city girl

I wanted to impress.

Well, mission accomplished.

Well...

So, assuming you're not

remodeling a kitchen,

what brings you out here?

Oh.

Ham and Swiss on rye.

Marie's got you doing deliveries?

Apparently the usual guy had a run-in

with some ice the other night.

Ah. Oh, Rog.

Looks good.

What is this?

Oh, that's just...

It's a little something

I've been working on.

It's... it's a work in progress.

May I?

Luke, this is incredible.

You're an artist.

Thank you.

What can I say? This is...

It's the first year

in a very long time that I'm

actually looking forward to Christmas.

Really?

Yeah.

I guess...

I just needed the right inspiration.

I know the feeling.

Hmm.

Wanna dance?

Do you remember how?

Let's see. Ah.

Go back to my teachings. Uh, this...

is a single handhold.

This... is a two handhold.

Yes.

And this...

is a closed hold.

Very good.

...and icy snow

A glowing fire and mistletoe

Candy canes and wishes come true

It's the magic of the season

That look in your eyes

Saying all I want for Christmas

Is you

It's the magic of the season

That keeps me believing

In true love

All I want for Christmas is you

I, um,

think your sandwich is getting cold.

I think your sister might get worried.

...bother me if I'm with you...

Um... see you tonight.

Might even take my shirt off.

Bye.

Bye.

Ha.

That keeps me believing

In true love

All I want for Christmas is you

Hmm.

So close.

Uh...

Jodie, hi.

Ashley, I know this call

must come as a bit of a surprise.

To say the least.

What... what's up?

I'll cut right to it. Uh...

We have a 9-1-1 situation on our hands.

I need you to come back immediately.

What...

What about Shelby?

Burned out. Some people just

can't handle the pressure of showbiz.

And... and... and her understudy?

She's down with the flurona.

You're serious?

You're the only one

who knows the routine.

You're not afraid the audience

will be distracted by my gray hair?

I've convinced the producers that

they made a big mistake in letting you go.

And to make it up to you,

they're prepared to offer you a 25% raise.

Twenty-five percent?

Along with a three-year contract.

Wow. That is a very tempting offer.

- Um...

- What do you say?

Uh...

How could I say no?

Great. Uh, I'll have Marilyn

book you a first-class ticket,

and we'll arrange for a car service to

pick you up at the airport tomorrow night.

Wait, tomorrow night?

No, that's Christmas Eve.

I need you back in time

for the big Christmas Day show.

That's not a problem, is it?

I...

I just didn't think it would be so soon.

I pulled a lot of strings for this,

so don't take too long to decide, okay?

I won't.

Thank you.

Hey, Dad.

Ah, I didn't realize you were here.

- Yeah.

- You okay?

Oh, uh...

The choreographer for

the Jingle Belles just called.

And?

She offered me my old job back.

So they finally came to their senses.

Who came to their senses?

The Jingle Belles.

They're offering me a three-year contract.

Of course they are.

Now that you've got something

even better here,

they realize they made a mistake.

Well, obviously, they made a mistake.

You are a wonderful talent, honey.

And a raise.

I hope you told them

where they could stick it.

I told them I wasn't sure.

It's all I've ever wanted to do.

You know that.

It's like my whole life has been

building up to being in that show.

When would you have to leave?

Tomorrow night.

Oh.

Well, you don't seem

that excited about it.

I was... I was just really looking forward

to spending Christmas with you guys.

And we're so close to reaching our goal.

What is gonna happen

to this place if I go?

Thanks to you,

this place has some life again.

Who's to say your mother and I

can't keep the show alive?

Dad.

Ever since you were a little girl,

all you ever talked about

was being a Jingle Belle.

Yeah.

Opportunities like this

don't often come along once in a lifetime,

let alone twice.

And you should know

that the last thing we want is

for you to worry about this place.

Your father and I will manage.

These are the most

important years of your life.

You have to live them for you.

Okay?

Yeah.

We love you.

Packed out there, huh?

Huh.

Luke.

Um...

Is something wrong?

We need to talk.

Okay.

I'm leaving.

Okay, I think that'll be okay.

I mean, we all know the show pretty well.

No, no, I'm... I'm leaving,

uh, permanently.

What are you talking about?

Well, the Jingle Belles

offered me my old job back,

and I said... yes.

Yeah, I'm confused. Uh...

I thought they hired someone else.

Yeah, well, they did.

But then something happened, and

they changed their mind.

Um...

What about...

What about what?

Ashley, uh,

she's leaving us.

Wait, what?

Yeah, I'm... I'm going back

to the Jingle Belles.

Well, what about our show?

Look, you guys should be

so proud of yourselves.

I mean, you've worked

your butts off night after night.

What you've done is incredible.

And I have all the faith in the world

that the show will go on

with or... without me.

But if I don't go now,

then I'm gonna lose

everything that I worked for.

What about everything we worked for?

Fine.

City girls are all the same.

Luke.

Luke. Luke, wait. Let me explain, please.

You know, for the first time

since Amy left,

I thought I found

something worthwhile in my life.

I didn't even wanna be

in this ridiculous show.

But I did it.

I did. I did it for you.

And for your family.

Because you had a passion

and a drive that was so inspiring.

It was almost impossible

for me not to wanna help you out.

Yeah?

And now you're just gonna leave

without even giving me a heads-up.

Well...

You're supposed to be

my friendly face, remember?

Yes. That... that is what I want.

I just... I don't know. I got scared,

and then it all happened so fast.

I was starting to fall for you, Ashley.

What?

Thank you for showing me

who you really are before I did.

You've got me all wrong.

Congratulations.

This might have been

your best performance yet.

Now, one of us has a show to do, so...

Hey, you've reached Luke.

I'm not able to get your call right now,

but please leave me

a message after the beep.

There's my shining star.

I loved having you home, baby girl.

Now you go back there

and show them how it's done.

Thanks, Dad.

Thank you for everything.

So lucky to have the best big sister.

Don't let them push you around out there.

- Promise me?

- Promise.

So, were you able to connect with Luke?

He won't talk to me.

I can't say that I blame him.

Well, have you tried reaching out to him?

Maybe he just, you know,

needed some time to process everything.

I tried calling him. He didn't answer.

- You wanna try a little harder?

- Okay, and do what?

Show up to his house

holding up a boombox on his lawn?

Wouldn't be the worst idea.

I just feel like

I'm the last person he wants to talk to.

You don't know that.

I know you have feelings for him.

Yeah, like,

the biggest feelings I've had...

...in a long time.

Then you have to tell him.

Come on, you're gonna regret it

if you don't.

He needs to know how you feel.

I mean, what do you even

have to lose at this point?

I don't know.

Just think about it.

He's a really, really good guy, Ashley.

I know.

- How you doing?

- Good. How are you?

Oh, just fine.

All right, we're gonna go again.

Rog, you keep coming in late on

the first hip thrust. Let's clean it up.

Maybe you should talk to Troy.

If he's late, that makes me late.

Did he say Troy?

I'm pretty sure he said Rodger.

No, I'm late because

I'm taking my cue from you, slowpoke.

Uh, yeah, don't look at me.

My timing's always impeccable,

unlike some fools back here.

Hey, hey, hey! I've been shaking my booty

longer than you've been alive, kid.

That's a real long time.

Guys.

Hey! Cut it out!

Knock it off.

Fighting's not gonna get us anywhere.

What are we doing?

Let's just focus on

the choreography we've learned

and tighten up the cues, okay?

Good.

Who made you the expert?

Well, the expert isn't here, is she?

So... for now, I'm in charge.

I guess I didn't get that memo.

Ay-yi-yi.

Rog, why are you being so stubborn?

We got a sold-out show tonight.

Stan, Lily, they're depending on us.

It is Christmas Eve.

Do you know what that means?

That means if tonight doesn't work out,

you can say bye-bye

to the Rhythm Room forever.

- You got it?

- Why don't we all just take a five?

- Good idea. Good idea.

- Yeah. Come on.

- Should've stayed retired.

- Yeah.

- I know that much.

- I agree.

Guys!

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You sure?

Like she said, the show will go on.

You sure it's the show

you're worried about?

Slow burn nights

And falling for your type

And every other

Looked right through me

Felt like the first time

Someone looked me in the eye

You always said

You would propose here...

I hope you got

a lot of time before your flight.

Christmas Eve

is a hell of a time to travel.

Hurry. The doors are opening.

Careful. Watch your step.

Whoo!

They say that the holiday...

Can you turn this up, please?

...the best in us

Reminds us of what we love

And what we hold true

Hey, Stan. Stop the music.

Stop the music.

Why is he...

Hey, what's going on?

- Uh, I can't. I...

- But...

Hi.

Hit the music, Stan!

Oh, yeah!

Yes!

Whoo!

Oh!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Oh!

Whoo!

I love this show. Seriously.

Ooh.

Oops. Uh, sorry.

- What are you doing here?

- I couldn't get on the plane.

What about New York? The Jingle Belles?

I told Jodie no.

I mean, she'll probably never talk

to me again, but I just couldn't

do it.

- Ashley.

- Luke.

I, uh...

...I feel terrible.

You know, I dragged you into this thing,

and I didn't handle

any of it the right way.

You should've been

the first person that I told.

I'm not a performer.

I'm just an average guy

who knows how to fix a faucet.

If you'd have told me a month ago

that I'd be dancing across that stage

in very tight, very shiny pants,

I'd have told you, you were nuts. But...

this became so much more

than just a silly Christmas show.

You know, it's...

I got to experience something

that I never thought

I'd do in my lifetime.

And I loved it.

Not to mention,

I... met you.

I found my friendly face.

I didn't even know I was looking for one.

God, I'm so glad I found you.

I think technically I found you.

Okay.

Wait.

Does this mean that you forgive me?

Well, I'm thinking about it.

Mmm.

Oh, Dad, do you need some help?

No, we're good. Where do you want this?

Oh, um...

- Put it in the middle.

- Gotcha.

Good.

Mmm, this smells amazing.

Is that Lily's famous oyster stuffing?

Wouldn't be Christmas

in the Rhythm Room without it.

Merry Christmas.

- Oh, come in, come in.

- Hey, Mom.

- We're just about to eat. Mwah. Hi, honey.

- Hi.

- Don't forget to put that out.

- Ooh, what kind of cookies this time?

- Little Spoon salad.

- Ah.

No treats?

You'll get your treat later.

Oh, my God. You guys are impossible.

Merry Christmas, Luke.

Merry Christmas.

- All right, come on, guys.

- Merry Christmas.

Some of us wanna eat.

Okay.

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

Just days ago, someone called this place

"a hole-in-the-wall

with too many holes in the wall."

It was on life support.

But thanks to all of your hard work,

I am proud to announce...

drum roll.

The Rhythm Room is gonna be around

for many Christmases to come!

Yay! All right.

- Yeah! Hear, hear!

- Spectacular.

- All right.

- Yay!

You!

Whoa!

Cheers! I'll get you, Mama.

- Highballs.

- Highballs.

- Well done, all.

- Yes.

All right.

Sis, you forgot me.

Oh, sorry. It's a far reach.

Hi. I was surprised to get your call.

Just as I promised.

Every penny.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Ashley... I owe you an apology.

I underestimated you.

What you have done with this place

in such a short amount of time is just...

I'm very impressed.

Thank you.

I did it all for them.

But that is not

the only reason I invited you today.

- Oh.

- Yes.

Christmas dinner at the Rhythm Room

is a bit of a tradition around here.

Yes.

And thanks to you,

it's a tradition

that won't go away any time soon.

Yes. We would love for you to join us.

I'd...

I'd be honored to join.

Get in here. We'll put you at the head.

So

what's next for the famous Ashley Davis?

You know, for the first time

in my whole life, I have no idea.

But whatever it is,

it will be right here in Sycamore Creek.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

You know, my whole life,

all I ever wanted to do was be on stage.

Now I realize none of that matters

if you're not surrounded

by the people you love.

You know,

it's not performing that's important.

It's who you perform for.

Well, that's good advice.

Straight from the Grand Ole Opry.

You know, all of my favorite

holiday memories

have been at the Rhythm Room.

Me performing.

Marie and Mom baking.

Dad decorating the Christmas tree.

That's sweet.

What about you?

Do you have a favorite Christmas memory?

Uh...

Yeah, I do, actually.

You do?

Which one?

Well...

this one.

I think Gizmo wants to say hi.

Merry Christmas.

All right, go get 'em.

- Two camera, mark.

- Either way, welcome home.

Oh, I love this song.

Take a look around the world

- Yes!

- It's that time of the year

When it's cold outside...

Sorry.

Gotta put my hands up.

Sorry.

I don't need presents under the tree

All I want is you and me...

Okay. Well...

Well, spread the r... word.

Spread it. Spread it. Spread that word.

Yeah. Perkier boobs!

Uh, perkier boobs.

Yes, I'll start with that.

Phoo!

Cut it. Reset it on his face.

Hey, he's catching up.

Boom chicka-wom, chicka-bow-bow!

My stripper boyfriend.

Oh! Whoa! Oh! Oh!

Hey! Oh, whoa! Oh, ooh! Oh, whoa!

Whoa! Let go! Let go! Whoa!

Oh!

Ah, who's a good dog? Oh! Gizmo!

Sorry.

Okay.

- Should we use that?

- That's cute.

As long as I got you...

Hold on. Firetruck.

Firetruck.

Phew! Pah!

- Are you gonna use those?

- Yeah, that's in the cut.