Really?
Yeah, 'cause I want them to be okay because...
He would never just go and be like...
He'll be like, "why do I need to talk to jionni?"
I know he would.
I think I'm gonna break up with paula.
Don't start kissing my a*s. You just dumped me.
It's still not my shortest relationship.
If you want to do, like, onesies for lorenzo...
So I want to throw nicole a shore shower.
I hope that the shore shower will show nicole
That we're gonna be part of lorenzo's life too.
Dj pauly delvecchio!
I'm going to jersey shore, b*tch!
All right, we got a situation.
I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.
[Laughing]
After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.
Go, vinny! Go, vinny!
You like the boobs?
♪ Do something crazy ♪
[Rock music]
♪ ♪
When's jionni coming over again?
Tomorrow.
He has, like, big softball tournaments.
Is that annoying?
A little bit, but it's his, like, hobby,
So I can't be like, "don't go."
You're pregnant. This is his hobby now.
I don't want to be a nag about it,
And it would cause fights.
Well, you're handling it a lot better than I am, I think.
I'm starving.
Do you want to go to luna derosa?
We can actually get dressed up, like, ooh, cute.
It'll be fun. Yeah.
I hope I have an outfit.
So I'm missing my boyfriend.
She has to be missing jionni, and she's pregnant,
And I feel like I miss my meatball.
So I think the root to my problems
Is getting back with my meatball.
[Phone dialing]
You want to come to jimbo's with us, snook?
Me and dee are going out.
Are you? Mm-hmm.
She's not coming out? Okay.
[Line trilling]
Hello?
Hi. What are you doing? I miss you.
Getting ready for my game. What are you doing?
I can't hear you. Getting ready for my game.
Jionni, I can't hear you. Hello?
I don't know what you're saying.
Babe, I'm going to a game.
I think my feet are getting bigger.
What?
I think my feet are getting bigger.
Your feet? Yeah.
Oh, boy. Thanks for the support.
Your attitude is, like, horrible.
No. Sorry I'm sweating, and I have a baby inside of me.
And you're not here to take care of me,
And I wish you were.
Well, whatever.
I'm going to a game. Yeah, okay.
[Sighs]
All right, babe, I'm just about to leave.
Okay, bye. Bye.
Jionni is very into playing softball,
And I love that about him.
I think it's very sexy when a guy is so into sports,
But, you know, I miss him.
Aah! Jesus christ! What's wrong with you?
[Laughing]
Thank god he didn't do it to me.
I'd go into labor. Oh, my god.
[Hip-hop music]
♪ Down, down, down ♪
♪ ♪
My legs are the size of texas.
All right, ready to go? Let's go.
Do it. Let's roll out.
So we're all going to dinner at jimbo's tonight,
But nicole and deena aren't coming with us,
Because they're gonna have
Their own little private meatball date.
Did ron tell you he scared me?
No. Tell me.
I was knocked unconscious on nicole's bed.
I feel a tap, and I pull the covers off,
And I see this black silhouette,
And I focus in...
Gorilla suit.
[Laughs] I screamed.
I was gonna get snooki, but you know what?
I probably shouldn't have scared her.
To sca... You can't.
I tried to get snooki to come out today.
She wasn't having it. She was like, "nah."
It was like...
She's pregnant, so I can't even say anything.
I understand, but it's not the end of the world, though.
Be happy and smile. I never see her smile.
I know, but I don't know what it's like to be pregnant.
I can't say anything.
She only is happy when jionni's around,
And that's not a way of life. Yeah, right.
She was on the phone with him before.
She's like, "you're playing softball."
I'm like, "that's more important than your f*ck' girlfriend?"
f*cking ridiculous.
When you're about to get married and your girlfriend's pregnant,
Your obligation is your child and your girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure his softball league
Will do just fine without him.
You know, there's other people that can collect the bats.
He hasn't been around. I don't care.
Nobody would physically stop me
From going to see my fiancee,
Who's pregnant with my child, in -degree weather,
And making sure she's taken care of.
No. But he's playing softball.
[Upbeat music]
Both: ooh!
Thank you. Thanks.
Let me know what you think. Enjoy, guys.
Let's pretend it's alcohol. Whoo-hoo!
Around.
It feels like old times right now with deena.
It just makes me so happy, because we're still meatballs,
Even though we're not partying
And going crazy and getting arrested.
That's awesome.
After work tomorrow, I want to go to the baby store.
I promised sam I would go with her to get food,
'Cause I think she might be cooking dinner for ron.
Really? Uh-huh.
We have the baby shower in a couple days,
And I just bought everything that you could buy
In this frickin' childrenswear place,
So I'm kind of trying to get her mind off of it.
I kind of want to put on comfy clothes.
I'm trying to think if I have any comfy clothes.
I love sleeping in just, like, shorts.
I wish I could sleep naked.
See, I feel too loose down there.
Not that I'm loose, but I feel like
There's, like, not enough...
What, are you hanging? Weirdo.
That there's not enough- like, I feel like...
What if something crawls in, like, a bug?
[Laughs]
What is gonna crawl in your vag*na?
A million spiders crawl in your mouth.
What if you're freeballing it while you're sleeping?
Like, if a bug crawls up your noni,
What if it goes up there and has babies?
It, like, hatches eggs or sh*t?
Then you're just having bugs.
I'm kind of full. I think I have to poop.
Go poop.
Bye, guys. Paula, paula.
I'm getting c*ck-blocked by my ex-girlfriend,
And I'm like, "uh, really?"
h*... Ly sh*t.
Holy sh*t. Angelina's right next to us!
[Electronic music]
How do you do?
♪ ♪
Yo, this is just kickoff to the mvp extravaganza.
"Extravaganza." [Laughs]
Due to my newly singleness, mvp is back in effect,
Looking ftd and trying to get chicks that are dtf.
I might have made that rhyme.
[Overlapping chatter]
Paula, paula.
All of a sudden, me and vinny look over,
And we see paula's here.
♪ Awkward ♪
♪ ♪
Hi. How are ya? What's up?
You look hot. Thank you. So do you.
Busted. Yes. Called it.
How ya feeling? I'm good.
♪ ♪
Have fun with your girls.
I'll catch up with you later.
♪ ♪
It doesn't matter how hot paula's looking tonight.
I keep referring back to, you know, the shocker.
Ah.
Oh. Oh.
And you acting like a dude,
And I'm not gonna want to f*ck you like a girl.
Hi, babe!
How are you? You look gorgeous.
Hi. How are you?
I'm good. You sure?
I wanted to make it work.
You know, like, I don't know what he wants.
I don't want to be...
Paula is, like, about to cry.
She just looked so upset, she could barely talk,
And I feel for her.
Well, you look hot tonight.
You can look like a million bucks,
But you gotta feel like a million bucks to look the part.
Do you feel like a million bucks?
I feel like a hundred bucks. Aw.
That breaks my heart, 'cause this is girl code right now,
And I know what paula's going through.
If you need us, we'll be around.
Bye, paula. Bye, guys.
♪ What you need, mama? ♪
♪ I need a playa with a 'lac ♪
♪ Shopping sprees overseas ♪
♪ Getting money by the stack ♪
♪ What you need, daddy? ♪ [Cheering]
♪ I need a girl to bring the heat ♪
♪ A freak in the sheets ♪
♪ Pretty lady in the streets ♪
♪ What you need, mama? ♪ ♪ What you need, daddy? ♪
So far, mvp is doing really good with the ladies,
Grinding, flirting,
You know, the usual mvpa.
[Hip-hop music]
♪ Well, I'm a big-timer ♪
♪ Entourage so thick ♪
♪ You would think I had a campaign ♪
♪ For president ♪
Mike has, like, just broken up with paula,
And already he's downgraded to another level.
He just broke up with his ex-girlfriend.
[Upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
She's like the worst go-go dancer ever.
Don't ever let me be that woman.
♪ ♪
It's awful. It's awful.
My f*cking eyes are bleeding.
So there's a go-go dancer,
Like the worst go-go dancer in america.
She can't dance, and I thought
That was the number-one requirement of a go-go dancer.
I'm getting ready to destroy this chick.
This dancer looked like my mom dancing onstage.
I'm gonna show her how it's done.
What the hell?
♪ ♪
Jenni is showing this go-go dancer how to do this right,
And jenni didn't say sh*t,
But sh*t on that go-go dancer.
[Cheering]
♪ ♪
Jenni's fake t*ts
Definitely did not go to waste tonight.
If you're gonna do it, do it right.
You look pretty good. What's up?
Nice to meet you. You're pretty good?
Yeah. Bye, guys.
Paula, paula. Ya leavin'?
Yeah. Bye. Mwah.
I'll see ya later. I'm gettin' out of here.
I'm in the middle of sealing the deal,
And I'm getting c*ck-blocked by my ex-girlfriend,
And I'm like, "uh, really?"
I'm gonna go.
Sandwich it up.
Oh, yeah, can I have a threesome?
A threesome is definitely worth breaking my celibacy for.
[Laughter]
Nice to meet you. You're pretty good?
Yeah. Bye, guys.
Paula, paula.
I'm in the middle of sealing the deal,
And I'm getting c*ck-blocked by my ex-girlfriend.
I'm gonna go.
But right now, she's blowing my game,
And I gots to go.
All right, I'll see you later. Bye.
♪ ♪
That was weird.
So at this point, mvp, we do not have chicks.
f*ck, we had a great night,
And we're just gonna call it at that.
Mvp strikes out.
[Laughter]
Mvp sucks.
[Rock music]
♪ ♪
[Phone dialing]
Hello? Hello, poopy.
Um, can you be here by
'Cause I want to go to the baby store with you
'Cause no one wants to go with me.
Yeah. I'll go.
Okay, well, I'll be there, I guess, in a little bit.
Okay. All right. Love you.
Okay. I love you. Bye.
Tonight, I'm really excited,
Because I definitely want to get it in with jionni.
Even though I'm pregnant, you know,
We still need to enjoy our sex life.
Poop. I missed you all day.
Hi. You look pretty.
I'm going baby shopping. With who?
With jionni. Where are you going?
Baby shopping.
Have a good date. I will.
Love you.
Why is she going? Aw, man.
We got her such cute things, and now she's gonna get it all.
You can catch 'em before they leave.
You should stop them.
Come over with me real quick, there.
Me and sam are like, "oh, my god.
"We have to go and talk to jionni
"Before he brings her to childrenswear,
'Cause we bought all the presents."
Hello? What are you doing?
Nothing. I have to talk to you.
I just wanted to know where you're going today
So we could maybe meet up later.
What are you guys doing tonight?
Merge.
[Knocking at door]
I'll get it. I'll go get it.
I'll get it.
Oh, dear. Wait, let me surprise you.
Let's surprise you. [Laughs]
She's so weird. She's so bored.
[Laughs]
Jionni, we're having a baby shower for nicole.
Tomorrow? Yeah.
And she wants to go to the baby store.
Me and dee already went there, so you can't go. You cannot go.
Just be like, "well, I'd rather take you out to dinner."
Hello! Oh! Yay!
Hey, poop! Surprise.
Oh, how handsome. [Laughs]
I love that shirt. Smell that cologne. See ya.
Get it in.
Wait, does she have any idea?
No. See?
Are you hungry? I'm starving.
Want to go eat?
We have to go the baby store first.
I really want to go, and no one wanted to go with me today.
Can we go next time? No!
I'm just, like, begging jionni right now,
Like, "please, could we go to the baby store?"
Like, I'm so excited.
I haven't done anything baby yet.
The roommates don't want to go with me.
Now jionni doesn't want to go with me.
Like, what's going on?
And I think it's really, like, mean.
Where's my flowers?
Babe, I was running so late.
I'll get... I could- were you with your mistress?
Yeah. Come on, let's go out to dinner.
We got him. You did? And you caught him?
We stopped him, and I was like,
I was like, "don't go to the baby place,
'Cause me and dee already went there."
I'm like, "do you get it?" Like, "don't go."
Like, "do you get it?" Their section is this big.
Jionni better hope
That he can keep this a secret from nicole,
Because if he doesn't, he'll have to deal with me,
And I will punch him dead in the f*cking nose.
I'll show you what I got. I'll put it together right now.
You didn't miss me. Forget it.
Yeah, I did, until you came in and said,
"I don't want to go to the baby store."
I can't go right now, okay?
Well, I guess we're just gonna go to gabriella's.
It just sucks, because I'm pregnant,
And I'm not doing anything baby.
We have to go to the other house.
You could put it in the navigation.
I know. I need to get the address first.
I got a stupid bottle thing, whatever that is.
I was gonna do, like, throw it in there.
A little baby... Oh!
And that's it.
And then I got her a lot of toys.
I got her, like, bowls.
Like, I figure a little tchotchke sh*t.
Oh, come on, guy.
I think that bag's maybe bigger.
It's ghetto-looking. [Laughs]
I hear her. I f*cking hear her.
[Groans]
I f*cking hear her. I f*cking hear her.
What? I f*cking hear her.
We're showing jenni the presents,
And next thing you know, sam hears high heels,
And we're like, "what the hell?"
b*tches? We're like, "oh, my god.
Nicole is coming upstairs."
Holy crap.
Oh, sh*t.
[Dramatic music]
It's a baby cow. No, it's not.
Yeah, it is. You're eating a little cow right now.
You had a cheeseburger today.
It was an old cow.
I f*cking hear her. I f*cking hear her.
Oh, my god, I f*cking hear her.
She's coming in. Just... Oh, my god.
[Whimsical music]
I need gabriella's address.
I don't think nicole suspects anything.
I think she just really wants to go to the baby store,
And I'm like, "just wait another day, babe,
Because you will have all your baby stuff."
Wait till next week. No.
And then I'll go.
I think the baby store's closed, anyway.
Dude, it's : at night. Just go to dinner.
Till :.
[Groans]
Bye. Bye.
See you guys later.
Go make out over dinner.
We haven't made out in a year.
Oh. You need- you need to, then.
You sound like an old lady. [Laughs] I know!
I didn't think this baby store
Would be such a big deal to nicole,
So hopefully, jionni
Doesn't get k*lled in his sleep tonight over this.
We're eating inside, 'cause it's muggy out.
Please.
[Sighs]
What's the matter? Nothing.
Why are you so sad and moody? I'm not.
That's your normal, everyday face?
I just wanted to go to the baby store,
And I wanted to hang out with you tomorrow, and...
I have a softball tournament tomorrow.
What would make you happier?
I was happy. I put you down?
A little bit.
Still thinking about the baby store?
I really wanted to go there.
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Skinny minnie ♪
♪ She's my skinny minnie ♪
♪ A woman is a woman, and she's just as good as any ♪
♪ ♪
Don't debate on not going sunday.
What do you mean "debate not going."
You better be there.
She wouldn't want me to be there.
She wants you to be there, "a."
No, she don't. She doesn't even know she's having it.
Don't worry about it. I'm not worried about it.
I just don't want to go, 'cause they don't like me.
Why would I go to a baby sho...
Who's "they"? Nicole and jionni.
Oh, now nicole doesn't like you?
Nicole has allegiance to him,
So she doesn't like me.
I just don't know where I stand right now,
Because it's jenni inviting me,
But for nicole, so it's just weird.
The father has no problem with you.
Like, you're part of nicole's life.
I feel like he does have a problem.
Want to try a piece?
No. Why?
It's a baby cow. No, it's not.
Yeah, it is. You're eating a little cow right now.
You had a cheeseburger today.
It was an old cow.
Could we start over? No.
You were miserable from the start.
Cricket. Big-time.
[Both laugh]
What do you want to do?
Something fun.
[Laughs]
Even though me and jionni
Didn't have the best date night,
We still love each other, and, you know,
We could just fix it with make-up sex.
♪ Although she has more bubbles than sprite ♪
♪ She gonna be my baby bubble tonight ♪
♪ Okay, she got a bubble ♪
♪ A bubble, a bubble, a bubble ♪
My t*ts are out.
♪ The baby daddy be barkin' ♪
♪ My baby girl be bitin' ♪
♪ That's when I beat it up ♪
♪ She got a bubble ♪
♪ A bubble, a bubble ♪
We gotta get it in tonight. That'd be good.
And I'm telling the girls right off the bat,
If I'm takin' 'em home, they have to be % down.
I'm gonna ask it right out, like, yo.
Uh-huh. I swear to god.
Like, "yo, dtf?" "No."
"All right, no doubt. No problem."
So we're really excited to go to merge tonight.
We've never been to this club,
And last night, we struck out.
Tonight, mvp has to redeem themselves.
[Electronic music]
Come on, jess!
♪ ♪
I hate you!
Jesse is destroying me on the dance floor,
And the only thing that I know that I can get him back at
Is dropping it, 'cause no boy can drop it.
♪ ♪
[Cloth rips]
Aah! I ripped my pants!
♪ ♪
I ripped my pants.
Oh, my god, my a*s is hanging out.
This is awful- worst day ever.
♪ ♪
Everybody is so enjoying the moment right now at merge,
Because this is our element.
This is our jungle.
This is the music we listen to, the girls we chill with.
We are king of the guidos out here,
And there's no way anything's gonna ruin all the fun
That we're having this summer.
[Dramatic music]
h*... Ly sh*t.
Holy sh*t. Angelina's right next to us!
♪ ♪
Here's my messy house.
I'm not letting this opportunity pass me by.
I am getting this menage a trois.
[Dance music]
h*... Ly sh*t.
♪ ♪
Holy sh*t. Angelina's right next to us!
♪ ♪
Holy sh*t.
♪ ♪
I know I ain't chillin' by the dumpster,
But I smell trash.
♪ ♪
There is some good tail here at merge tonight,
And then I see angelina.
♪ ♪
What?
Whoa.
Let me say hi to you.
I wanna say I'm sorry for anything I've ever done to you.
♪ ♪
Everything we've been through, like, I'm sorry.
It is awkward right now for angelina to be so nice to me
And apologizing to me,
Because the only thing I ever remembered about her
Was her being a b*tch.
You know what you're good at? You're good at being a h*!
Just shut the f*ck up now! You shut the f*ck up!
I wanna, like, be cool with you, like...
And, like...
Whatever.
I gotta give angelina, like, a "c,"
Uh, on the apology, because once you apologize,
You need to exit, girl.
I want to say sorry to everybody.
I love you. I'm sorry.
Will you accept my apology?
♪ ♪
I wanna say I'm sorry.
All of a sudden, I see angelina.
She comes right up to me.
She's like, "listen, I want to apologize
For everything I've done."
I'm like, "here we go."
Like, I've grown up, and I want to say I'm sorry to you,
You, and you.
The last time I lived with angelina,
Like, I yelled at her at the top of my lungs,
She pissed me off so bad.
Are you touching me? Stop touching me.
I don't hold no grudges. It's all good.
Like, keep it moving. But she's still standing here.
Seriously, I'm sorry.
I'm all good. I don't care.
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I really don't care.
Angelina will not leave us alone,
So the best thing, really, to do
Is just try to ignore her,
But it's hard to ignore that face.
I'm, like, cool with you guys.
♪ ♪
You all right?
I wanna go home, my house.
♪ I got a booty call ♪
♪ Shorty, like, can we get it on? ♪
So, I'm heading home with ron and sam and deena,
Because I'm exhausted.
I have no idea where mvp is,
And I could care less.
♪ Whenever she clappin' ♪
♪ Here we go clappin', it's on ♪
♪ Hey, light a candle, baby, it's prim' ♪
♪ And you know I got some handle, baby ♪
♪ I'm pullin' on them love handles, baby ♪
♪ She don't like 'em, I love 'em ♪
♪ Turn out the lights ♪
♪ Uh, when the mood is right ♪
♪ Turn out the lights ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, that's what I'll be like ♪
♪ Turn out the lights ♪
♪ When the blackout, blackout, blackout... ♪
[Mischievous music]
♪ ♪
[Grunts] [laughs]
Whoa. f*ck.
What the f*ck is that?
[Laughter]
f*cking-a, man, you scared me.
[Dance music]
♪ ♪
I love her. Me too.
Do you know her? Just met.
I love her.
The first time I've seen angelina in years,
And she's already c*ck-blocking again.
She apologized times. She will not leave.
So I decided to run the hell out of here.
♪ ♪
Take care. Thank you.
♪ ♪
This way, right? Steaks, right?
Oh, i, uh...
We gotta get something to eat, dude.
I'll take it to go, man.
Mvp strikes out again.
I guess we're not gonna put up the numbers
That we used to put up, you know what I mean?
When jordan came back and played for the wizards,
He wasn't k*lling it, but he was still jordan.
I'm eating outside. Come on, bro.
Nah, it's all right. I don't want to go in there.
It's a long night. I don't want to go in steaks.
I'll see you at home. I'll see you at home.
So I am leaving and walking home by myself.
Why are you by yourself?
Huh? Why are you by yourself?
I didn't want to go to steaks.
I'm walking home, and all of a sudden, I see hot girls.
I'm like, "oh, this is sick. What up?"
That's a sexy shirt. [Laughs]
I would tell you guys to come by me,
But I can't have the two of you, so...
So? We can sandwich it up.
Oh, yeah? Can I have a threesome?
There's one of me, two of them.
I got nothing to do. These girls got nothing to do.
Are you coming over? Yes.
All right, come on. Let's do it.
All right, cuz, take care.
All right.
Ready to go? Yeah.
I'll give you the tour.
I don't know who's up right now.
♪ You got me in the mood ♪
♪ Girl, I'm feeling you ♪
♪ It's around midnight ♪
♪ You won't have no cares ♪
♪ Girl, I'll take you there ♪
♪ It's around midnight ♪
This is my messy house. It's freezing.
You guys need to vacuum. I know.
Can you do it for me?
A threesome is definitely worth breaking my celibacy for.
That sh*t is meaningful.
♪ Midnight ♪
♪ It's around midnight ♪
♪ ♪
[Mouthing words]
Jenni and roger don't even have sex.
The one night that I want to have a threesome,
Jenni and roger are in the f*cking smush room.
[Sighs]
[Laughs] damn.
Life sucks.
We'll just lay in here.
[Funky music]
♪ ♪
[Laughs]
What is the logic in that myself and pauly go home alone,
And then vinny walks in, celibacy and all,
With two chicks?
That's irony.
[Laughter]
Mvp strikes again.
I'm gonna say something to jionni.
No, I'm actually gonna say something to jionni today.
I'm gonna be like, "you need to be here more often."
Yo, can I talk to you outside?
Real quick? Yeah.
This is the only baby shower where two of the guys
Have to apologize to the baby daddy for banging his fiancee.
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[Girls laughing]
Me and mike right now have no girls,
But the celibate guy has two chicks.
If I thought celibate meant having threesomes,
I would have been celibate a long time ago.
Mvp strikes again.
[Funky music]
♪ ♪
That's nasty.
I think one girl just wanted a threesome,
And the other one feels a little weird
In the room with mike and pauly.
So she bounces, and I'm just left with the one girl.
You know, f*ck it. Yolo. [Laughs]
♪ It's okay to dream ♪
♪ And it's okay, it seems, yeah ♪
♪ It's okay to dream ♪
I was this close to having a threesome,
But it didn't happen,
So I have not broken my celibacy...
Wait. Come here.
Unless getting a blowjob counts.
Let me get my sh*t ready.
f*ck me.
I feel like I'm going to throw up.
Sam, are you coming to rivoli's?
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
Today is the big day- nicole's surprise baby shower,
And I feel like utter sh*t.
I'm gonna throw up decorating.
That's what I know.
You don't sound phenomenal.
Dude, I'm hurting. I got no sleep last night.
Did you do sex?
Yeah, roger kept molesting me.
I was like, "get the f*ck off me, bro.
I gotta be up in two hours."
I have to get to rivoli's to decorate for this party...
I'm wasted still, I feel like.
Wasted.
No matter how awful I feel.
[Sighs]
Nothing like going unshowered after having sex.
[Laughs] I've done it before.
[Groans] uhh...
The decorating committee is legit busted.
Come on, why does this thing have to be complicated?
This is my first baby shower, and I am struggling.
It's a rough morning.
Where the hell am I gonna put this guy?
Tissue paper pom-pom kit.
It's like a huge ordeal.
Where's the english instructions?
"Start with one stack."
How do you do it?
What the hell?
I might give up on this.
I don't think- I don't get it.
[Groans]
Oh, man. Frig my life.
Did you put "nicole and jionni" or just...
I put "nicole and jionni." Aw.
I know, 'cause it's, like, he's gonna be here.
I feel like roger and chris are down more than he is.
Who makes a f*cking plan to go to florida for a week?
Or picks baseball over... Softball.
Or softball. It's not even baseball.
It's a girl's f*ck' sport. [Laughs]
He should be here more.
Maybe you should say something to her.
If this doesn't snap her out of it,
I'm gonna say something to jionni.
I'm actually gonna say something to jionni today,
And I'll be like, "you need to be here more often."
I definitely feel like jionni's not been there
For nicole lately,
And I really want him to start participating,
Which, aka, means "get your a*s here more."
It looks cute. Yeah, it does.
Seriously.
There... Nobody can decorate like this.
Like, I think we owned it.
[Upbeat music]
So the room looks beautiful,
And it all comes down to the big moment,
And I can't wait to surprise nicole.
I'll be here at : to go through everything, hopefully...
To just, you know, double-check.
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Yo.
Hi, I'm so sorry,
But I have a question to ask you.
Can you pick me up and bring me by
All right, let me get moving, then.
I'll do my best.
I just have to be there before nicole,
And just... If anyone asks, say that, you know,
We're going on a date, if you see nicole.
Okay. I'll get there as fast as I can.
I'm gonna tell nicole
That roger's taking me out on a really special date tonight,
And I won't be part of roommate night,
And then the roommates are gonna tell nicole
That they're all going to rivoli's for dinner,
So I think this could, you know, work,
'Cause nicole is that dumb to believe it all.
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Hello? Hi.
Oh, hey, nicole. What up?
Nothing. What up, girl?
I just woke up. Me too.
I was up at, like, :.
Thinking back to the first summer where I met snooki,
When she walked into the house...
Hello. Party's here.
Never did I ever think
I would be going to snooki's baby shower.
Like, it's nuts. It's crazy.
Can we do something?
I think we're gonna go to rivoli's for sunday dinner.
Why? Really?
'Cause I don't want to feel like, bleh.
Just ask them for smaller portions.
So jenni's sleeping? Showering.
Oh.
She's gonna go meet with roger, I think.
Oh, they are? That's nice.
Ooh. Pretty.
I need to borrow that, asap.
I wonder where he's taking you.
Jealous. Yeah, me too.
I don't know.
I woke up this morning, and he's like,
"I gotta go, but I'm gonna be back,
So be ready by :."
Do you think he's proposing?
Shut up. [Laughs]
I definitely feel
Like nicole's not onto me at this point.
I feel like she has no idea what's in store for her.
[Knock at door]
[Gasps] yay!
What's up, buddy? Cool, I overdressed.
I figured everybody was wearing t-shirts.
That's what everybody here wears.
This is the first baby shower I've ever been to.
Are guys supposed to go to baby showers?
I thought it was for girls. I know. I don't think so.
It's gonna be so much fun.
I know. I can't wait to talk to jionni.
I really don't even want to go to nicole's baby brunch.
Jionni hates my guts,
But I want to have a relationship with nicole.
So, for her, I am going to talk to jionni,
Apologize, and make things right.
Hi!
Hi! You look nice.
Did you guys go in the back yet?
How are you? I did.
Hey, babe.
Bring everything in the back. I want to show you.
Me, sam, and deena decorated this morning.
Wow.
Ooh.
You like it? It looks really good.
I think I'm gonna cry.
[Hip-hop music]
Yo, we're leaving!
♪ ♪
Ew, sh*t, it's dirty.
Who got the presents? I got 'em.
We didn't wrap 'em.
Well, that's what happens.
Guys shouldn't go to baby showers.
Are you gonna be all right? I'm a little nervous.
It is kind of weird. [Laughs]
Baby shower- yippee.
[Laughs]
The best part about it is,
Vinny's gonna confront jionni.
It's gonna be majorly awkward up in there.
[Laughs]
But anyway, I'm gonna have the popcorn,
And I will watch this damn movie.
Don't hit my house.
So the roomies want to go to rivoli's,
And even though I don't want to go,
I mean, it's something to do.
They're pulling up.
Shh.
Shh.
[Overlapping whispers]
All: surprise!
Oh, my god!
All: surprise!
Oh, my god!
Shore shower!
Thanks, guys. Aw.
Right when I get to rivoli's,
I walk in, and I'm like, "holy sh*t.
This is my baby shower."
Steph!
[Both crying]
This was all worth it.
Nicole crying and seeing her friends from back home,
Jionni and everyone,
Knowing that we care for her and lorenzo,
Made my whole entire shore experience this year.
Oh, my god. This is such a shock.
I honestly thought that the girls
Wanted nothing to do with doing anything baby,
And now I know the reason why
Is because they were planning this whole party.
Cheers. Cheers.
Thank you, guys. Congratulations. It's a boy!
Congratulations.
The first baby in the shore house.
Cheers.
Chris couldn't come?
I asked. He's at work. Aw.
Ahem.
So awkward.
[Dramatic music]
♪ ♪
It's a little weird at this baby shower,
The way that jionni looks the other way when he sees me.
It's gonna be awkward.
Awkward.
♪ Awkward! ♪
How the hell would you feel
If you had to talk to the baby father
Of your friend that you used to sm... I don't get it.
You... You do the math.
♪ Awkward! ♪
[Laughs]
[Overlapping chatter]
Stop playing with my bra fat.
[Overlapping chatter]
[Laughs]
sh*t.
I have to pee.
[Overlapping chatter]
We good?
Ooh.
Ooh.
You're gonna go do it now?
Oh, go make- go make it happen.
I didn't do anything wrong when it came to jionni.
Nicole climbed into my bed.
I did what any normal guy would do and just got with her,
But I want to have a relationship with nicole.
I want to keep my friendship with nicole.
So, for her, I am going to talk to jionni,
Apologize, and make things right.
[Sighs]
I gotta go. Good luck, son.
Way to wait till the last minute, as*h*le.
[Laughs] baby-shower problems.
[Laughter]
Wait. You didn't talk to jionni yet?
No. I think you should.
[Laughs]
This is the only baby shower
Where two of the guys have to apologize
To the baby daddy for banging the fiancee.
[Laughs]
[Laughter]
Yo, can I talk to you outside?
Real quick? Yeah.
[Overlapping chatter]
[Rock music]
♪ ♪
I definitely want jionni and vinny to be cool,
But jionni wants to beat the sh*t out of vinny.
So I don't really know if he'll forgive him or not.
I just hope it doesn't make it worse for me.
♪ She's waiting for another man ♪
♪ Someone who looks the way you do ♪