02x05 - The Letter

[bunniefuu]

Ronnie is...

He's dogging his girl
every day,

Who he supposedly loves.

Pretty much, sam,
you're getting punked.

Like, do you guys know
something I don't know?

Like, can you please
tell me?

Nicole...
Just seeing how upset you are.

You just looked like
you know something.

All right, we'll go
to a local place,

And we'll type
an anonymous letter.

I... I think the note's
a great idea.

She knows the truth,
and that's it.

We did our job.

Ron made out
with two girls.

Therefore, you should know
the truth.

This is gonna be so bad.

[Upbeat dance music]

Dj pauly delvecchio!

I'm going to the jersey shore,
b*tch!

All right,
we got a situation.

I'm the sweetest b*tch
you'll ever meet.

[Laughing]

After I have sex with a guy,
I will rip their heads off.

Go vinny! Go vinny!

Um, hello!

[Mews]

Yo, get that.

Angelina.
What?

Our hearts are breaking
because we know

How this is gonna affect sam,
our relationship with ron,

And probably just the mood
in the house.

But at the end of the day,

We're doing the right thing
by her

Without jeopardizing us
in the house.

I'm not saying sh*t.

Do not tell anything
to the guys or anyone,

Because that will start
a big problem with me and her.

It's anonymous
and it's printed,

And that's it.

Angelina don't know nothin'
about ron.

I don't want to get involved.

♪ Those golden ladies ♪

Want 'em like that.
Like that.

♪ Had that whole town
in a big to-do ♪

♪ ♪

Oh, well.

Snooki.

What?

It's only gonna be open

For another 20 minutes.

[Upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

It's g*y pride week in miami.
So exciting.

We danced all night
with these guys.

♪ ♪

They made us happy.
They actually made our night.

It was really cute.

♪ ♪

Rudy and snooki!

♪ I'm feeling lucky
tonight ♪

♪ How you feeling?
Whoa, how you feeling? ♪

♪ How you feeling? ♪

♪ Whoa, I'm feeling lucky
tonight ♪

We're having fun,
we're getting girls.

You know, I'm hooking up
with this girl,

Your girl's girl,

And her girlfriend's
girlfriend's girlfriend.

Somebody's gotta do it.

I'm gonna pee myself.

Let's call emilio.
[Dial tone]

Emilio, I feel, like,
"you f*cked with me...

"Yes, I'm very pissed off
at you, but I love you.

I'll give you another chance."

Me and jenny went out,
and I met some g*y friends.

No, they were g*y.

Oh, my god, it's so different.

Shut up.

Tell him to google it.
It's g*y parade week... End.

Do you know
what g*y guys do?

They're not attracted
to vag*na.

They're attracted
to butt hole, okay?

What the f*ck is wrong
with you?

You're so mean.

Are you serious?

Eww!
I try and tell you my night,

And you don't even want
to talk about it.

Put him in his place,
snook.

You have issues, and I wish
you would have said this to me

Before I fell in love
with you.

At this point,

I just don't want anything
to do with emilio.

If I give you my trust,

And I show you, like,
loyalty,

And then you stab me
in the back, it's not cool.

So I'm not dealing
with that.

You make my life miserable!
I'm here in miami

Trying to have a good time.

But you know what,
when I go to the club,

I f*cking miss you!

And I'm not myself because
I f*cking miss you!

But now you're
a f*cking as*h*le.

Don't ever call this house
again.

I f*cking hate you!

This is your second chance.
This is your second chance...

You ruined it. Good-bye.

Unh!

I'm proud of you.

Oh, my god.

[Telephone rings]

♪ See, baby, I can
make you famous ♪

♪ Just tell me
what your name is ♪

♪ Your body's got me
going crazy ♪

You know, we're gonna have
to work out something.

There's three guys
and two girls.

So somebody's gotta
make something happen,

Or somebody's left out.

Welcome.

This is our crib.

Are you guys hungry?

♪ Oh, girl ♪

Mike.
[Knock on door]

Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!

What?

So mike had also
set something up where,

If he didn't bring anything
back, he had these two girls

That were "dtf"
that would come to the house.

Okay.

Little did he know,
they show up.

This is gonna be hard
to maneuver.

What the f*ck is
going on?

But sure enough,
I'm gonna wing this.

I want to see what happens.

Hey, what up, girl?

How's everything, baby?
Awesome.

How was your-
how was your night?

Good, good, good.
What's up, baby?

How's everything?
This is ollie.

Now I have kristen,
and she brought her friend,

Who just happened to be,
uh, a hippopotamus.

Oh, sh*t.

Wait one second.

In this type of situation,
man, you need to separate

The two sets of girls.

And then you have to separate
the hippopotamus

From her good-looking friend.

Whose bed's this?

That's mine.
You can chill right there.

Pauly's bed's right there.

This is a pretty big crib,
so we're gonna bring two girls

On the other side
of the house,

And keep the other girls
on the other side of the house,

And they won't know a thing.

Did I already show you guys this
room in here?

There's a lot of rooms
in this house, huh?

There's a lot of rooms
in this crib,

And we're chilling out.

Yeah, that one's good.

Now... You're cool?

Should I tell vinny
what's up?

Yeah, I'll tell him too.
You'll tell him what's up?

All right, we'll be right back.
Gonna tell vinny what's up.

They're both in that room,

And then two in this room.
What are we gonna do?

This is a situation.
This is a situation.

Yeah, one's a grenade.
Hmm.

Bada bing, bada boom-
we're all good.

All right.
[Indistinct]

[Laughter]
see how that works out.

Good luck.

We need to shut the lights off
in this room.

I think she's gonna
go to sleep... Look at her.

Yeah, we are.
All right, here...

You go to sleep, um...

And I'm gonna shut
the lights off in this room.

I put the hippopotamus to bed.

Then I take christine-
or kristen...

Pbbbt,
whatever her name is...

Into the smash room.

And, um...

Do you want me to say
what happens next?

Yeah, mike's doing
his thing,

And vinny's with the blonde,

And it leaves me to hook up
with my girl.

Night night.
Night night.

My girl had
a very good night.

And I had a good night too.
And, um...

Vinny and mike had
a good night as well.

Good plan.

It just really, really
breaks my heart.

[Crying]
I can't do this.

You obviously didn't clean
the f*cking sink!

Yeah, don't f*cking put that
on me right now!

If mike pisses me off
one more time,

I'm gonna hit him in the face.
Shut the f*ck up!

♪ I wake up, leave my sighs ♪

♪ I see the morning rise ♪

♪ It's a brand new day ♪

♪ And I'll go my way ♪

We wake up in the morning,

And there's people everywhere
we don't even know.

There's the girl
in my bed.

There's girls
all over the place.

I don't know what
went on last night,

But it was a good time.

Let's go.

I love you guys.

Bye.
I'll call you.

All right.
Bye-bye.

Bye.

Thank you.

I don't know if you want
to touch that hand.

Eww! Eww...
[Laughter]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right,
let's talk about this now.

I'm not going to the gym.

I'm going tanning,
laundry,

And I gotta get stuff
for dinner and cook.

I'll go with you.

And whoever else is gonna
be home later,

Tell people to f*cking help
clean up.

Well, ange knows
she's got to do the dishes.

Where's angelina
"I do nothing"?

In the shower,
doing nothing.

Tell here that when she gets
out she has to help clean up.

All right, boys,
let's go.

♪ Hit it, oh ♪

♪ Bop your head to this
bop your head to this ♪

So I won't see you
for a while?

Probably not.
[Lips smack]

Right, mine too.
Ah.

He just came in here
and just kissed my lips.

I was like, "perfect."

So what's up? Nothing.

I took a shower.

Yeah, now I'm coming...

Now I'm just doing
whatever.

Angelina.

I can care less.

So... Sorry...

I was just talking
to somebody.

One of the people here.
What are you doing?

Nothing.
I'm so f*cking bored.

Awesome. Oh, yeah?
What'd you have?

[Yawns]
you're such an idiot.

I don't know, I'm just bored.

Angelina has not done
one thing in this house.

She was on the phone
talking 24/7. Blehh!

She's such a moron.

I really miss you guys.

Um, how's mom...
[Indistinct]

Um... I know.

How's everything?
How's my car?

Where you driving to?

What'd you buy?

Wow.
Wow is right.

Yo, b*tch is on the phone.

She didn't do the dishes,
nothing.

Yo, when you're done
on the phone,

Angelina, can you help
clean up over here?

Yeah, I just cleaned
the bathroom and...

You obviously didn't clean
the f*cking sink!

Yeah, don't f*cking put that
on me right now

Because I'm gonna-
do something! Shut your mouth!

I'm gonna smack you
in your face!

Shut up!
You're excluded.

I don't give a sh*t!
You're excluded.

I think that mike was
totally out of line.

And if mike pisses me off
one more time,

I'm gonna keep exploding on him
until I hit him in the face.

We about to eat good tonight,
except for angelina.

I don't care what you-
I don't care.

I don't care!

We about to eat good,
except for you.

Don't talk to me like that.

Clean the house,
you dirty mess!

Shut the f*ck up!

Say please. Say please!
You know what...

Please hit the f*cking
treadmill, please!

Maybe if you did something
in the house,

I wouldn't say nothing.

I do the dishes all the time
in this house!

My a*s! My a*s!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up.

You know what,
don't even hit the treadmill.

Hit the elliptical.
It's better for you.

It's, like, the worst thing
that could ever happen.

I know that feeling.

But I can tell you this-
you'll get over it.

Nicole is really upset over
the whole emilio incident,

So I just wanted to see
if she wanted to go out

And get some fresh air
and take a walk.

My opinion,
he's a piece of sh*t.

He doesn't deserve you,

'Cause you've done nothing wrong
down here.

If any person in this house
deserves someone

To treat her with respect,
it's nicole.

[Nicole crying]

I can't do this.

And it just really,
really breaks my heart

Knowing that this girl's
going through this right now.

♪ We will sink ♪

♪ Into a sea of pink ♪

♪ And ultramarine ♪

♪ Let me say this
loud and clear ♪

♪ I'm not going anywhere ♪

We need tinfoil, guys,
for the ravioli over there.

We need another dish
for the meatballs and the sauce.

That's gonna be good.
Look at that.

Look at that.
It looks good.

You should put them meatballs
in the sauce, I'm telling you.

Oh, yeah?
Oh, good idea.

You're excluded
from asparagus night.

Yeah.

I know what you mean.

That fight was kind of heated
between mike and angelina.

They both said
some things that

You just don't say
to your roommates.

They kind of got
out of line,

So there's a lot of tension
in the house now.

Angelina, you're not-
you're...

I didn't mean to
say that sh*t before.

I'm sorry. I came home
in a bad mood.

You know what, mike,
I love you, but you know what,

I don't like the way
you speak to me sometimes.

I don't even want to fight.

Will you even let me
f*cking apologize?

Are you f*cking kidding me?

So go ahead.
I'm gonna let you talk.

I said I apologize,
and I did mean it.

I came home, and I was
in a bad mood or whatever.

Obviously,
I would never not...

If I cooked dinner,
I would never do that.

You know what I'm saying?
Okay.

I would never do that.

I'm sort of a softie
sometimes.

Definitely a sensitive dude.

So I had to apologize
to angelina,

And we'll be able
to move forward, man.

You know,
we're a big family.

Love you.

Now you're not excluded
from sunday dinner.

Now you're not excluded
from sunday dinner.

Mike apologized, finally.

The situation was a man
in that situation.

Now, uh, let's dig in.

Yes.

Lamb chops, all that sh*t.

Actually, can I have
an extra lamb chop?

There you go, babe.

I thank mike's family

For teaching him how to cook.

Whoa, look at ronnie!
I love it.

Oh, my gosh,
this is all so good.

How 'bout these meatballs?

[Laughter]

Snook, is everything
all right, girl?

You haven't said a word.
I'm okay.

I noticed snooki's been
miserable lately.

Like, she hasn't been able
to be herself,

And she hasn't been able
to have a good time.

She's stressing over emilio.

I don't like to see
snooki sad at all.

Whoever it is, just give me
his social security number,

And I'll have him taken care of.
Seriously.

Tomorrow.
We love you, snooks.

It's on like donkey kong.

Oh, sh*t.

I'm going out.
Uh-oh.

Hmm, single?

Single, snooks?

Wow.
Watch out, miami.

I'm a strong girl.

If you're gonna
f*ck me over like that,

Then you're done,
and I'm gonna move on

And, you know, be single,
have fun.

You all right, snooks?

I got some special dessert
for you, girl.

My vanilla ice cream.
Ooh, your favorite.

Okay.
[Laughter]

I did get vanilla
ice cream, though, for real.

[Laughter]

That might have been
the best meal yet.

All the girls
are gonna cook?

I think it would be hilarious.

That means you clean.
I'll clean. I'll clean 100%.

Next sunday, I feel like
the girls should cook,

Make a mess, and have
the guys clean it up.

We should get
a cookbook.

[Laughter]

What are you doing with that?
Oh, my god, I called that out.

Yo, are you really gonna
do that?

Sssss...

I want to watch this.
Hell yeah.

There's always, like,
a process

To breaking up with a guy.

You need to get everything
that reminds you of him

Out of your room.

So at this point,
I'm done with the kid.

I want nothing to do
with him.

I need to burn his pictures
asap.

♪ The road isn't waiting
for your love ♪

♪ To show that no ♪

♪ No one can stop
this tired heart from beating ♪

Too bad.
Next.

This is from sushi samba
in the city.

I paid.

Good-bye, f*ck.

Let it burn.

Yeah, burn!

All the roomies know
that I'm upset,

So, you know,
they're being very nice

And sympathetic.

Word of the day... Sympathetic.
That's a big word.

Yay!

We already typed up
the letter for sam.

We figure right now is
the right moment to do it.

You know, ron is pretty much
playing her out,

And that's not cool.

She is our girlfriend.
She needs to know.

We both think
it's a horrible idea,

But it's, like, as long
as she knows, she knows,

And she can make
her own decision.

[Knock on door]

Hey, what's going on?

Get me the f*ck out
of there.

I'm nervous because I don't
know how she's gonna react.

Oh, dear.

I'm very worried
that once this gets out,

Me and ron are done
as friends.

What's that?
You tell me.

So I get up,
and I found this note.

I'm sick right now.

That's bullshit
for somebody to tell sam

What I did
when I wasn't with her.

This isn't funny.

I want to know
who typed up the letter.

♪ This is your mayflower
coming over spring shower ♪

♪ I'm gonna play
till I bleed ♪

♪ And I can't dance
with you tonight ♪

♪ I'm gonna make it right ♪

Yeah. Wake up.

f*ck.

It's raining out.

So the note was dropped.
We didn't want to wait.

It was more so, like, just
get it done and over with.

Seven people in this house
know the truth.

And let's see what happens.

I didn't sleep
one bit last night.

Me either.

I was tossing and turning
for hours.

I had the worst dreams ever.
Me too.

The whole thing
is just f*cked up.

But I love sam,
and I just hate to see her

Getting sh*t on.

So she needs to know.

Eww, it's disgusting out.

[Mews]

So I get up,
and I found this note.

This note pretty much told me
that ron gets with fat chicks,

Hooks up with girls,
holds hands with girls,

Got a girl's number.

Every shitty thing
ron has done to me here.

Vin.

Just tell me
if this is true.

I kind of, like,
wanted to find out, like,

What's really going on
before I open up my mouth

And kind of look stupid.

'Cause I didn't know, like,
where this note came from.

I didn't know anything
about it.

I don't know.
Just tell me the truth.

And don't say anything.
Right now, I need a friend.

I... Sam,
I really don't know.

Don't say anything.
All right.

Don't say... Promise?
Yeah.

Pauly. Pauly!

I don't want anybody
to know, but...

No, I definitely
didn't see that.

♪ ♪

If anything, I know that.
'Cause I was doing my thing.

We all were.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

As far as that-
why'd I get this?

I have no idea.
That's crazy.

Right?
I found it in my drawer.

I'm not stupid.

I'm pretty sure
all the guys, like,

Aren't gonna say anything
to me.

I just wanted to see
if they would.

But I feel like I know
when something's not right.

So I just wanted to get
to the bottom of it.

Nobody's really
spitting anything out.

My eyeballs hurt.
I couldn't sleep last night.

I felt like there was,
like,

A big fat elephant
in the room.

I shouldn't have did that
right before bed.

I caught a mean adrenaline rush.
Me too.

Did you hear the drawer open?
Yeah, I was, like, ooh...

[Imitates rapid heartbeat]

I was like this, sleeping
with one eye open.

Me and jenny are terrified
to come back to the house

Because we just don't want
to deal with that drama...

That we've caused.

I wonder if she'll find it
this morning.

I know...

[Clears throat]

[Snapping fingers]

Yes.

This is f*cking bullshit.

I'm sitting down,
ready to eat my food,

And vinny's, like,
"the sh*t just hit the fan."

Sam found the typed-up letter
f*cking from "anonymous."

Like we're f*cking 12 years old.
Man up!

You f*cking jerkoffs!

People in this house
got f*cking big mouths!

If I find out it was mike, I'm
gonna break his f*cking face.

What's that?

At clutch that night,
I got a girl's number.

You asked for her number?
I got her number, yes.

f*ck you.

Did you leave me a note?

No.
What are you talking about?

What?

What's that?

What is that?

You tell me.
I found this.

I found that in my drawer
just now.

Right away I know it's
either snooki or jenny.

But then I read the letter,
and I see the word "wisely,"

And I know snooki doesn't use
that kind of vocabulary.

Everyone in this house got
f*cking big f*cking mouths!

♪ So let the games begin ♪

I think that's bullshit
for somebody

To type up a letter
to tell sam

What I did when
I wasn't with her.

It's people in this house
not minding

Their own f*cking business,
that's what it is.

Come here, look at me.
I want to talk right now.

It's okay.
No, no, it's not okay.

It's not okay.

Yes, I was dancing
with girls.

Yes, I took shots
between some waitress' breasts.

I was not holding hands
with no girl at clutch.

Got her number,
threw it away.

Come here, come here.
Come here, come here!

No, this is not-
come here.

I'm definitely not a saint.

If I probably walked
through church right now,

I'd f*cking burst into flames,
to be honest with you.

I'll admit that I was wrong.

Look at me.
Look at me.

Ronnie can say all he wants,
but at this point,

He admitted to some things
in the note.

So I'm pretty sure all
the things in the note happened.

I want to talk to you
about this.

I don't want to talk
anymore right now.

Look at me, though.
I love you.

Like, more than,
like, anything.

Like, look at me.
I was f*cking hurt.

I made a mistake...

I'm just going
to the bathroom.

Yes, I'll admit it.
I did what I did, but...

I'm just going
to the bathroom.

I think I can
talk my way out of the hole

I've dug myself into.

I mean, how big's a grave,
six feet?

I'm probably two and a half,
three feet down right now.

This isn't funny.
Feel bad for you.

No, no, no. I want to know
who typed up the letter.

Who got to a computer
to type up a letter

And print it out?

The stuff in the letter
wasn't that bad.

I'm more pissed about
the letter being anonymous,

Because they think that
I'm f*cking stupid

And I'm not gonna know
who it was.

What? What's going on?
What happened?

Sam woke up this morning
with a note...

That said ronnie was
hooking up with girls

The night that
she left crying.

The note was typed.

Crazy, right?
Mmm.

I really feel like
they can't blame me

Because jenny and snooki
wanted me to get involved,

But I wasn't there
when they typed up the letter.

So I'm just gonna say
I don't know anything

And stick to that.

It's crazy.

[Telephone rings]

Every time I hear
the phone ring,

I think it's gonna be
the house.

I don't even want to know.

I'm scared to go home.

♪ Go now and find
your own way ♪

♪ Don't look to me
for your change ♪

♪ The sun always breaks
to hide your mistakes ♪

♪ You'll come back
to me someday ♪

Sit down, talk to me.

I'm here in a f*cking house
with you,

Obviously in love
with you.

And obviously
I'm in love with you.

You are, you just don't-
full of sh*t...

[Groans]
I made a mistake.

I was hurt.

I had a mindset-
you make out with anybody?

Hold on a second.
Did you make out with anybody?

I told you on the phone-
hold on. Shut up.

I don't remember making out
with anybody.

No, no, not
"I don't remember."

Yes or no?
I don't think so, no.

♪ ♪

Did you?
No.

You didn't make out with
anybody?

No.

♪ ♪

Oh, my god!

At the clutch that night,
I got a girl's number.

You asked for her number?
I got her number, yes.

I'm sick right now.

Because I came home crying,

You ended up
in my f*cking bed.

f*ck you.

At this point,
I believe the note.

And I look like a fool because
I didn't know about it.

I haven't done anything.

And I haven't done
anything, sam, I f*cked up.

You keep on...

I f*cking got
a girl's number.

Okay, I got a girl's number.

I threw it away.
I don't have the girl's number.

I go home crying
over you,

And you get a girl's number?

You were with me.

I didn't do anything.
You were with me, and you...

I don't give a f*ck!
Leave me alone.

Have a great time in miami,
'cause we're gonna be done.

We're done right now,
because that's disgusting.

Like, what do you want?
I came home to you.

And I've been dedicated to you
since that f*cking night,

Because I made a mistake.

Every day, I wake up with you.

Every night,
I go to bed with you.

Every day, I spend my whole
f*cking day with you.

You get that?

I gave you the chance,
you f*cking spit in my face,

So I'm gonna go do
my own thing.

f*cking bullshit.

♪ Where it catches
your eye ♪

♪ But you can't be sure
it'll be a good life ♪

♪ And you hate giving up ♪
[crying]

♪ After how hard you tried ♪

♪ So you just make peace ♪

♪ And kiss it good-bye ♪

We should, like,
do some reconnaissance for ron.

Yeah.

[Laughter]

Is sammi okay with you?

I'm gonna leave her alone
for the day.

Should we call the house...
Talk to angelina?

If you want.

We actually want to
call the house to see

If angelina is there to ask
if sam found the letter.

[Telephone ringing]

Hello?

Ironically,
sam answered the phone,

And I'm, like, "oh, no."

What are you doing?

We're bored at work.

We were seeing
if anyone was home.

Did you leave me a note?

Did I what?

Leave me a note.
Just say yes or no.

No.

Please be honest.

What are you
talking about, "a"?

I open up my drawer,
and there's a note there.

And it says all the sh*t
that ron has done to me.

It wasn't you?

'Cause it's a lot of sh*t,
let me tell you.

No, I didn't, but...
From when?

Like, at clutch
and at b.e.d.

He did some sh*t,
and it's all in the note.

And I confronted him
about it and everything.

I wasn't there
for clutch or b.e.d.

I was with you for clutch,
and I was with you for b.e.d.,

And me, nicole, and you
went home.

You didn't know anything?
No.

Are you all right with him?
Are you guys okay?

No, I'm not... Like,
I'm not okay right now.

I'm, like, bugging out.

But I'm okay, but like,
I'm not okay.

No, dude,
I didn't write any letter.

I'm sorry, though.

Did nicole?

No, nicole hasn't said-
can I talk to her?

Yeah, hold on.
Here's nicole.

What's going on?

Nicole, you didn't write me
a letter?

You didn't write me
a letter?

No.

Drama!
Really? Where?

You went after each other.
What happened?

There was a note
in sam's something

That states what ron did.
Oh, really?

[Laughs]

I don't know
who made the note.

What'd he do?
What'd he do to her?

I don't know.

Just everything
with b.e.d. And clutch.

Really?
I guess. Yeah.

Wow, I wonder
who did that.

That's f*cking serious.

We're coming home soon.
We're coming home soon.

Yeah, come home.
I want to show you it.

Okay.
Bye.

Hello?
Hello?

Sam.

Sam?
Yeah?

We're home.

Let's read the family note.
Let's read it.

"The first night at b.e.d.,
When you left,

"Ron made out with two girls
and put his head

"In between
a c*ck waitress' breasts.

He also was grinding
with multiple fat women..."

[Laughter]

Mike was making
a f*cking joke about it,

And me and jenny were trying
not to laugh,

Just because we
f*cking did it.

Oh, my god!

Well, I mean,
multiple fat women.

I mean, it is the truth.

What, that happened?

I mean, if it's on paper,
it's the truth.

I don't know who wrote
the note,

But it's pretty funny because,
I mean, it's true.

You know, the note's true.

He's played the girl
that he loves,

I mean, which is not
a good move, ron.

If this happened,

I wasn't there for either
occasion, so I don't know.

But if this happened,
and you go back with him,

You'll look like an idiot.

I was with ron at clutch.

And he crawled into bed
with you.

Ooh...
I cried myself to sleep.

I was there.
I was in here.

He crawled into bed
both nights with you.

Do whatever you got to do.
I'm not getting involved.

I just want to know
who wrote it so I feel better.

It's not even like
I'm gonna go around, like,

"This person did it."
No.

I wasn't there either night

'Cause we both went home
with you.

I was blacked out that night.
Who do you think it is?

I don't know.

You think maybe
she f*cking typed that?

I don't know.

I just want to know
who wrote it.

I would never tell ron now
because it's obviously...

I will never again-
it's over with.

We'll find out.

I'm sick right now.
I'm f*cking done. Done.

Come on.

I definitely feel like
I did my job as a girlfriend.

If she can't, like, be a woman
enough to, like, walk away

From a guy that dogs her
like that, then so be it.

[Whispering]
if they end up back together,

She looks like
the dumbest b*tch.

Hold on a second.

Yo, somebody left a note.

I know.
I dealt with it already.

All right. All right.

Jenny or snooki had a part
of that letter.

If they didn't write the letter,
they had a part of it.

You know? But I'm not gonna
cause a scene.

They're not worth my time.

What is this?

It's like, yeah,
f*ck you.

I'll do better.
I'll cut you off.

You're dead to me.
You know what I mean?

You don't exist to me.

Don't ask me for anything.
Don't talk to me. That's it.

Sam?

You should probably
leave me alone.

What?

You should probably
never talk to me ever again.

You're gonna-
you're gonna do this?

You can't talk to me
like a normal human being?

Why do you deserve
the right to be talked to?

It's always me.
It's never him.

And I'm sick of it.

And for once I get it.
Like, you're wrong.

And I'm sick of trying.

You know what,
you have till right now.

Tell me what you want.

You want this or you don't.

Sam.
What?

Either you want this,
or you don't.

I don't know why I keep
believing in the relationship.

But like,
I've had enough.

I feel like I've been
put through enough.

You want this or you don't.
Tell me right now.

If you don't answer me,
I'm taking it as no.

All right, so I'm
taking it as no.

Remember that, all right?

f*ck up bullshit.
f*ck you. Go to bed.

She, like, pretty much
broke up with me.

I mean, I just finally
got to that point with sam

Where it was, like,
you know,

I can't keep doing
this arguing with you,

Fighting with you.

Where's my phone book?

Oh, I found it.

Perfect.

Like, if that's what you want,

I'm gonna give you
what you want.

[Telephone line ringing]

Hello?
Hello.

Hi!
What have you been up to?

I miss you.
I miss you too.

So what are you doing?
Nothing.

Fill me in.
What's going on?

When did you say you were
coming down to miami?

Um, the first week
of may.

So are you gonna come
see me?

Well, I would love to.

I'm saying, like, you know,
I got my gt on.

So you have to come down
and help me with the "s" now.

You know what I'm saying?
[Laughter]

I can only gt for so long.
I definitely need my "s" in'.

I think, like,
to get back at me,

He went and called a girl.

Enough's enough already.

[Laughs]
don't worry, when you get back,

I'll have a nice
candle-lit dinner for you.

I want the varsity blues
when I get back.

I want the varsity blues outfit
when I get back,

By the way,
just so you know.

I got the whipped cream
and all the fruit...

The strawberries,
the cherries, the blueberries.

Everything.
Let me call you back.

I'm getting yelled at
right now.

I'll call you back.
All right, babe.

Bye-bye.
Good-bye.

Who was that?
Tj. What the f*ck?

You're a liar, ron.
You're a complete liar.

You're sh1tting on me.
You're still sh1tting on me.

I don't believe anything that
comes out of your mouth anymore.

Oh, god.

Oh, boy.

I hope you're happy,
because you're dumb.

You're stupid...
I am f*cking stupid.

You're dumb, you're selfish.
I'm f*cking...

You're real selfish.
Yep. Yep.

It's not okay for me
to wanna be with you

But hurt at the same time.

Then do what you want to do.

You selfish prick!

You don't realize

When, obviously, I'm hurting,
I'm still there with you,

You f*ck.

You know what,
you don't string me along.

I didn't string you-
f*ck... Yes, you did.

Oh, my god,
then don't be with me, bro,

If you're f*cking that blind!
I am blind. I am blind.

I should have cut you.
You should have.

Do it, then. Do it.

I should have cut you
from day one.

Make up your mind, bro.
Make up your mind.

You know what, ron,

Me and you are not
meant to be.

You know what,
you strung me along tonight.

No, I didn't.

You made me think
everything was...

This is your chance right now.
Honestly, you're wrong.

Walk away. Walk away.
You're wrong. You're wrong.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

♪ ♪

Ron's a liar,
and he keeps lying.

And I keep catching him
in lies.

It finally hit me, like,

This kid is somebody you don't
want to be with anymore.

♪ And now we're over ♪

♪ And this is me letting go ♪

♪ And you used to be
my boyfriend ♪

♪ But now you're just
a joke ♪

♪ In case you missed
the memo ♪

♪ I hope you
I hope you choke ♪