02x01 - Going South

[bunniefuu]

♪ ♪

We k*lled it in jersey.

It was a blast.

I mean, I had
an unbelievable experience,

Unbelievable memories.

Got to stay fresh to death,
and the only way to do that

Is gym, tanning, laundry.

Mike!
What?

Who's that, mike?

Pauly d was with the grenade.

Hello?

Hey, is jenni there?
Hold on.

Why is it quacking?

There were lots of fights.

You're walking away?
Walk away, then.

Lots of hookups.

It was so awesome.

Lots of drama.

They're taking
their underwear off

In the f*cking jacuzzi.

Are you dumb?

Who hits a girl like that?

That's what happens
down at the shore.

Oh!
Oh!

There was ups and downs,
and we had an experience

That was totally
unlike anything else.

Oh!
Oh!

We pretty much became a family
and we loved each other,

So, you know, we were like,
"you know what?

We have to do this again.
We have to get together."

I want this thing forever,
this right here.

So... We're coming to miami.

Dj pauly delvecchio!

I'm going to the jersey shore,
b*tch!

All right,
we got a situation.

I'm the sweetest b*tch
you'll ever meet.

After I have sex with a guy,
I will rip their heads off.

Go, vinny! Go, vinny!

Um, hello!

There's 15 feet of snow
in new york.

They're calling it
"snowmageddon."

It is freezing
on the east coast.

There was more snow
than I have ever seen before.

Miserable.

Like, it can't get any worse.

I love jersey,
but it's freezing out there.

We're gonna head to the warm
weather in south beach, b*tch.

It's cold.
I want to go to miami.

I can't stand this weather.

You can't get tan
in this weather.

You can't-
can't creep in this weather.

You can't do anything.

Girls don't come out
in this weather.

They stay in the house.

Freezing in rhode island.

I need to get my a*s to miami.

Miami's like paradise.

It's known for its beaches,
and I think

The beaches are topless,
so I'm gonna spend

A lot of time at the beach.

Dude, it's, like,
flooding

On our way to get
the situation.

Got to love rhode island.

Situation and I came up
with this idea.

Maybe we'll go for, like,
a crazy road trip

And just, like, see the sights
on our way to miami.

This is it.

We're in new york,
the empire state.

Coming for you, sitch.

You want a meatball,
meatball?

How many ba*ls do you want?

I want two in my face.

Well, I'm done snookin'
for love.

I found an amazing
gorilla juicehead.

What?
No sausage?

No, I didn't make sausage.

You have that.

Me and emilio have been together
for 2 1/2 months.

I really don't want
to cheat.

Like, seriously,
I don't want to.

But, you know, if you're
gonna hand me a bottle

Of freaking soco,
something just comes over me.

Like, I just go crazy.

Just one more.

One more?
Yeah.

Three coats?
Jesus.

That's it.

That's perfect.

I don't go tanning-tanning
anymore,

Because obama put
a 10% tax on tanning,

And I feel like he did that
intentionally for us.

Mccain would never have
put a 10% tax on tanning,

Because he's pale and he would
probably want to be tan.

Since taxes were raised
on tanning.

Obama doesn't have
that problem obviously.

That's too much.

Oh!

This weighs as much as I do.

Oh, my god.

It's not gonna happen.

This weather is disgusting,

And I cannot wait
to be laying down

On a beach with a freaking
margarita in my hand

And my roommates by my side.

Whoa.

Not a good look.

What's up?
What's up?

What's up, big bro?

What's up?
How you doing, baby?

Let's get the hell
out of here.

Let's get out of here.
Look at this weather.

Look at this weather.

I would definitely
say that pauly d

Is one of my best friends,
one of my boys.

You know what,
me and pauly could be, like,

Brothers from another mother
possibly.

We're just, like,
so tight like that.

So I know there's
hot chicks in miami.

Aww, bro.
Oh, my god, man.

The dream team's back.
For real.

Miami, here we come.

Boo-boo.

Well, since jwoww's
my b*tch in the house,

We decided that we should
road trip to miami.

What's in here?

Bronzer.

This is all bronzer?

I feel like I'm gonna
be like a tornado.

I'm just gonna go
from place to place,

Like, destroying it.

We're going to miami, b*tch.

Can't wait.

Cheers.

Back to jersey.

Introducing
the new sammi single.

You better meet
some hot-a*s guys.

I was with ron,
and I just feel like

It just wasn't working out,
so we both decided

To be single.

It's gonna be weird
between me and ronnie,

But we'll see what happens
in the house.

I don't know
what's gonna happen.

Ron, what's your mentality
going down there?

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna have a good time.

Gonna get creepy.
Be weird.

Get a girlfriend, huh?

Let's not make the same
mistake in miami this year.

f*ck you.
f*ck you. f*ck you.

I'm single,
you know what I'm saying?

Do whatever I want
at this point, you know?

Break these
other assholes' ba*ls

About the double baggers
they bring home.

Found a double bagger!

Sometimes, you know,
you got

To get a double bagger.

You got to put
a bag over your head

In case her bag falls off.

I don't fly,
but I'll be on the next plane

To go see my son.

Good luck, vinny.

This miami beach experience,
I'm going in

With a fun attitude.

I want to get with
a lot of pretty girls.

Bye, joe.
Bye, vin.

See you later.

Don't get too much nookie
from snooki.

My uncles, they want me
to just come here

And bang everything.

You know what I mean?

But I kind of want
better quality girls.

Bye, vinny!

Take care, buddy.
Love you!

Be careful.

Love you, vin.

The jersey shore is gonna
take over miami

This year, baby.

We're gonna take over.

Supposed to go here.

Looks like we're
obviously going south.

We're going towards m-i-a.

Yeah.

So me and situation
got to get a move on.

We're trying to get
to miami first

Before everybody,
'cause we want to get

Our first pick of rooms
just like we did in seaside.

I think,
to be honest with you,

You take this road
all the way down.

Yeah?

I'm pretty sure
you could take this road

All the way down to miami.

No joke.

♪ Change like
the beat of a drum ♪

♪ That keeps getting louder ♪

♪ You can't deny ♪

As long as we're there
before the boys

And get the bed,
like, our room.

No, I really want to be
the first people in the house.

The boys got first
last time,

So they got the best room,
and I don't think it's fair

If they first again,
so we're making sure

That no matter what it takes,
we'll be first.

Traffic!

Ah!

f*ck my life!

In two miles.

I was actually talking
to angelina.

She's like, "I heard
you're going down to miami."

What?

This, that,
and the other thing.

Think she might show up?

I don't know if angelina's
gonna make it to miami.

But whether she comes or not
makes no difference to me

As long as doesn't c*ck
like she did in jersey.

Did pauly d get
a little taste of that?

Yeah, a little
taste of that too.

I was at a club in l.a.

I was drunk.
Angelina was there.

She was drunk.
We're hooking up.

One thing led to another, but...

The next thing you know...

The next night,
it was on to the next one.

Angelina who?

I don't remember it
after that.

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

New and improved angelina.
Here I come.

I'm really happy
that I got a second shot,

'Cause I feel like,
in the world,

Like, everybody deserves
a second shot.

Now I get a chance
to show everybody,

Like, the real angelina,

Not, like, you know,
only the bitchy side.

I was only in the house
for a short, you know,

Amount of time,
and the girls were jealous.

"I'm the kim kardashian
of staten island."

With what a*s?

Pancake a*s.

What are we doing today?

Brazilian wax.
Ooh.

I've been talking to pauly d
on the phone a lot.

I've been talking to situation
a lot on the phone also.

And they said
they were going to miami,

So, um, they basically
invited me, and I'm gonna go.

I'm going to miami.

The b*tch of staten island
is back

And ready to f*cking party.

We about to make it
happen right now.

We went fireworks shopping,
you know,

Because it's legal
in south carolina.

That's how we do it, man.

Let's blow some sh*t up.
Let's blow some sh*t up.

We find this cornfield
to light off these fireworks,

And the next thing
you know it,

The car gets stuck
in the mud.

This is f*cking crazy, dog.

I'm stuck as hell.

When I say we got it
stuck in the mud,

Like, stuck in the mud.

All four wheels
are stuck in the mud.

I'm not even worried
about it.

I got aaa.
I'm a gold member.

We should probably leave
that alone, situation,

'Cause it's getting deeper.

This is... Oh, wow.

Yo!
Look at this.

I don't even got
to get off the rest.

While we're waiting
for aaa,

We got all this time to k*ll,
so we're still

Gonna light off
all these fireworks.

Oh, sh*t.

Whoo! Yeah!

Oh, that's so dope!

Yo, aaa...
Just look for the fireworks.

Aaa truck finally comes.

My man's got his truck
over here.

Little situation.

The truck's stuck.

His first attempt
to get our truck out,

Aaa truck
gets stuck in the mud.

Who's aaa call?

Who aaa call
when aaa gets stuck?

'Cause aaa
is stuck right now.

I'm saying, there's too many
guidos in the dirt.

We get dirty.
This is what happens, man.

Look at this.
You know what?

Look at this.

Finally the other
aaa truck comes,

And he saves the day.

He gets us all out of the mud.

It was crazy,
and then once we got in,

It was back on the road.

You owe me a new pair
of sneakers, man.

These were brand-new.

Me and nicole
go to savannah, georgia,

And go to this bar.

All you hear is crickets.

So at that point, all we wanted
to do was just eat,

Chill out, and get
the hell out of there.

Fried pickles.

Wow.

I think the night
is turning around.

Shots!

I had fried pickles
for the first time ever.

Oh, my god.
Amazing.

This puts pickles
on a whole nother level.

It was, like, a sliced pickle,
and then it was fried.

It was crunchy but juicy.

Eating fried pickles
was a life-changing experience.

Hey, how are you ladies doing
this evening?

Hi.
Uh, we're making a mess.

It looks like it over here.

I was wondering if y'all
would be interested

In a couple of shots.

I got a couple lemon drops here
if you'd like to take one.

Thank you.
Yeah.

Yeah?
Do you mind if I have a seat?

Okay.

So what brings
you girls down south?

I don't know.
We're both kind of interested.

Just, I think,
the southern hospitality.

We can go find
a cool spot to, like,

Hang out, sh**t some pool.

This guy just does not know
how to hit on a girl.

Do you fist pump?

Do I fist pump?

I've never fist pumped
a day in my life.

Want to start?

What's in it for me if I do?

Obviously, he, like,
his sister for a living.

Show us what you got.

So this is what I've got.

Here we go.

Let me get...

So he, like,
goes into this exorcism mode.

He rolls his head,
and then he starts convulsing.

He was like...

And I was like, "all right,
we need to get out

Of this state asap."

Somebody's here.

Hey.
What the...

I'm a little nervous
about seeing ron.

I feel like I still,
like, love him.

Yeah!

Ronnie's hooking up
with grenades

And loving life.

Yeah!

Packed all my sh*t.

Got to get on a plane
and get my a*s down to miami.

Smush captain's on his way.

Good-bye, mom.

Love you, honey.
Love you too.

All right!
I'm coming.

I'm heading to miami now.

They don't know I'm coming.

It's gonna be
a very big surprise.

All right, bye.
Love you.

I'm ready to roll.

If I'm there for 60 days,

I can keep busy
with 60 different girls.

Uh-huh.

And if there's ever a night
that I can't get one,

I'll just double up
the next night.

I don't know what's gonna
happen with me and ronnie.

I definitely think
it's gonna be weird,

You know, living with my ex.

Ready to rock this sh*t out,
brother.

Round two.

Whatever you do this time,
please don't fall in love.

f*ck falling in love.

I'm not playing that game
this year.

Bye, jersey!

Hello, miami.
Here I come.

I think we're officially
in jacksonville.

We're in florida!

It's beautiful.

Miami beach.

Snooks and jenni
road tripped it too.

I wonder if they're there.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

We were just so excited.

We were flipping out,
you know,

That we finally
made it down to florida.

We made it through eight states
safe and sound.

Then it was, like,
starting to hit us,

And we were pretty excited,

Happy as hell.

It's a beautiful place.

Miami is the place to be.

This is the spot right here.

Oh, that is our joint.

Hell, yeah, that's our joint
right there.

I'm checking this spot out.

Yeah, this is it.

This is definitely it.

Oh, hell, yeah.

Dang.
Damn, all right.

At least they got it-
at least they got the hot tub.

Damn, we definitely gon'
make use of this.

Both of them.

This us?
This us.

This is nice.

Smells good too.

Is anybody here?
I hope not.

I think it's just us.
Let's go pick a room quick.

Hell, yeah.

The big dogs come in the house.

All right, okay,
so there's three here.

Oh, damn.

Definitely, but probably not.

No, let's grab this right here.
There's two.

There's two here
and there's three there.

Aww, now there's three in here.

This room is a little nicer,
though, no?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah?

♪ Tossed it in the wind ♪

♪ Don't change within,
just grow a thicker skin ♪

Who do you think's
coming up next?

Who do you think's coming next,
jenni and snooki?

♪ The one you love
might be the one... ♪

I know for a fact
that when I walk in the house,

They're gonna all say,
"why are you here?

"Oh, my god.
This girl's back.

sh*t.
We hate her."

Whatever.

I think they should all
give me another chance.

I think that I deserve a shot,
and I would do whatever it takes

To basically be cool
with these people, you know?

♪ 'Cause in life,
the strong survive ♪

Nice.

Somebody's here.

Hey.
What the...

Hey.

What the...

Angelina.
I thought I saw a ghost.

Look at you.
Oh, my god.

Hey.

I'm so excited.

And we're like,
"oh, what up?"

You know,
'cause at the same time,

Me and pauly, we really don't
really hate on anybody,

But deep down inside,
we didn't really want

Her to be here.

I would make sure
I get a room,

Because you don't want
to be stuck

With somebody
you don't like.

Wait.
Where are you guys?

Can I sleep in your room?

Uh, if you want to.

Is there an extra bed?

I think there may be.

Oh, my god.
I'm so excited.

Oh!
Oh!

What up, big pimp?

I had butterflies
in my stomach, legit,

When he walked
through the door.

Ronnie had to release
all his demons that night.

I love single ronnie.

What the...

Hey.

I would make sure
I get a room,

Because you don't want
to be stuck

With somebody
you don't like.

Wait.
Where are you guys?

Can I sleep in your room?

Uh, if you want to.

Is there an extra bed?

I think there may be.
Oh, my god.

I'm so excited.

Rooming with you guys
is the best.

We were just like,
"sh*t, man."

You know, I mean, damn.

No, seriously,
where are you guys?

We're right in here.

Right here.

There is an extra bed.

You got suitcases!

Everyone, look!
No bags!

What's up with that?
You just bought that.

This still got
the price tag on it.

I mean, angelina bunking
with me and sitch

Could go good
or could go bad,

'Cause the girl brought
mad drama in seaside.

I don't want the drama
in miami, but then again,

Maybe there'll be
a slow night,

It's raining out,
we got no chicks.

You never know
what could happen.

You guys gonna make out?

Well, considering I made out
with both of you.

Oh, wow.

Who cares?
I'm single now.

I'm ready to do my thing,
you know?

Tell it, girl.

If I hook up
with one of youse one night,

Who gives a f*ck?

Wow.

Remember
where you heard it first.

Hello?

Somebody's here?

I heard an irritating voice.

I don't know who it was.

Just heard... It sounded
irritating.

Oh, my god.

This is awesome.

Sammi.
Hi!

What's going on?

Good.
How are you?

Why?
Where were you?

We just got in
a little bit ago.

We got here a little bit ago.

Can you help with my bags?

I'll try and help you guys.

Sammi, she looked
like she always does.

She's always a cute girl,
and you never know.

Ronnie and sam
are broken up now,

So I may entertain
that idea.

That one's really heavy.

I don't know if you want
to roll this up.

Hi.
Hi.

You're wearing short shorts.
Yeah.

Guess who greets me
at the door.

f*cking angelina.

So that was, like,
a sight to see.

You know, I was kind of like,
"uh, what are you doing here?"

Hey, so we're cool,
right?

Um, I don't know.
We'll see.

'Cause I heard a lot
of sh*t-talking,

So I don't like that.

No.

You don't go up to me
and give me a hug

When I walk in the door
and expect me to be

Your best friend like,
"oh, no hard feelings."

Like, not happening.
No.

I just tried to say, like,
"I'm sorry," to her,

Like, for everything,
and she's like,

"I don't know. I've been
hearing a lot of stuff."

I'm like, "are you serious?"

Seriously, grow up.

You need to take care
of that, girl.

I could tell you
right off the bat,

The other girls in the house
are probably

Gonna be going at her,
and I'm just looking forward

To seeing the fireworks,
you know?

I'ma have my little sparkler
in the corner.

Watch.

So there's two beds here.

Oh, no, three beds here.

And there's a two-bed
right here.

I saw, like, this one room
that looked girly

With three beds,
so I figured, you know,

Me, jenni, and nicole
will get that.

I'll get with the girls,
I guess.

You should probably wait.
Yeah, or...

And probably get
that one in the corner.

Right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause you still got...
Who?

Ronnie, vinny.

Yeah, no.

I'm very nervous to see ron.

I really don't know
how to take this whole thing.

I really don't know
how to handle it,

Because I still
have feelings for him.

Like, so I'm still, like,
hurt over everything.

Hello?

Hello!

Daddy's home!

Who's that?

Who that?

Hey!

What up, big pimp?

What's going on, big dude?

Whoo-hoo!

Let me see.
Let me look at you.

Yo, you still look good.
You still look good.

Are you the only one here?
No.

Me, angelina, sammi,
situation.

Who?
Angelina.

Oh, angelina, this is vinny.

Vinny, this is angelina.
Hi, vinny.

Nice to meet you again.

He's also from staten island.

I know.
Yeah.

I mean, just because
we're from staten island

Doesn't mean that we're gonna
get along with each other.

I mean, she lacks brains,
so we don't get along.

This the bedroom with two?

Yeah.
I'll take this one.

Um, I think the rooms
are pretty much already set up.

Where is everyone?

Everybody's pretty much
unpacking their sh*t.

I'm a little nervous
about seeing ron,

Because I still... I feel like
I still, like, love him,

And I don't know
how he feels about me,

And it's just difficult.

But I'm just gonna have
to deal with it.

Guess who I found.

Oh!
Oh!

What up, big pimp?

This is it right here.
This is it.

This is it.
Thank you.

What, are you
gonna hold a drawing?

You got one draw.

I'm excited spending
the summer down here in miami,

Doing me and just going crazy

And just wildin' out,
hooking up with girls,

Dancing, and just pretty much
outdoing the situation.

Coming up.
Rolling up.

Ronnie, do you want
to see my room?

Yeah.
Right here.

My room.
This is mike's room.

Ooh!
Ooh!

Oh, so it's my room?

How do you get your own room?

Me, pauly, angelina
in one room.

By herself?
No, no.

She's in our room.
Is she?

Yeah.

Walk in the house,
I see angelina,

And I'm just like...

Want to go outside right now,
we'll f*cking

Go right the f*ck outside!

Like, are you kidding me?
We're in a cab.

What up, big pimp?

Angelina in one room.

By herself?
No, no.

She's in our room.
Is she?

Yeah.
All right.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.
Wow.

I'm entering a house
in miami

With my ex-boyfriend.

Where two other... Three.

What the f*ck
am I doing?

In a way, I'm kind of like,
"f*ck me.

Why is ron's room, like,
right next door?"

But in a way, I'm kind of happy,
'cause I can see him.

So far, ronnie and sammi,
I don't know.

I heard they were broken up,
but it's still a touchy subject,

So I'm curious to see
what really happens

When, like,
ronnie hits the club.

What's up?
Hey, buddy.

You happy with your room?
Oh, yeah.

I got you.
I know.

Let me see.

Awkward.

You're such an as*h*le,
like, seriously, vinny.

♪ Yes ♪

♪ ♪

Can you open the trunk
or do you have the keys?

Oh.

When you get a bikini wax,
you have, like, a...

It leaves, like,
a landing strip, right?

Racing stripe.

No.

My bronzer's leaking
off my face.

Oh.
That's our house?

I hear somebody.

Oh, wow.
How are you?

You look hot.

Jenni, that's a nice shirt.

Mwah.
Wow.

Walk in the house,
I see angelina,

And I'm just like,
"there's the icing on the cake."

Me and her
just want to be roommates.

You got it.
That's all we ask for.

You can't.
You got it.

Yay!

You're with me.

Oh! Oh, I love you!

I did not say one word
to angelina, and why would i?

I'm gonna act like angelina's
a fly on the wall.

I don't even know
she's there,

Because honestly, all she does
is talk sh*t about me

To everybody she knows.

Go handle that girl.

Go handle that right now.

I honestly don't care.

I don't even care.
I don't care.

Doesn't matter to me.

Doesn't bother me
that they're being immature.

I'm not gonna say anything
to jwoww and snooki.

There's just no point,
you know?

Why should I have to reach
my hand out to them?

Sam, are you kidding me?

So I walk in, right?

And she comes to greet me,
and she's like, "hi,"

So then we hug...

I hear she's talking
mad sh*t about me.

Saying?

To everybody
like I wouldn't hear.

So I was just, like,
I'm not...

I think angelina made a big
mistake leaving last summer.

But that's not the issue
I have with her.

The issue is that she
talks sh*t behind my back.

And if she just comes up
to me and apologizes,

Then you have my respect.

But as of right now,
I don't like you.

Don't let anybody
say nothing about you.

I know, and it's,
like, Ret*rded,

'Cause it's like they act like
I did something to them.

You know what I mean?

I'm saying you need
to gain some sort of respect

Somehow in the house.

You know what I mean?

You know, I'm trying
to not be a b*tch,

But this is when
it's gonna come out.

You know what I mean?

Like, I don't like
being ignored.

Can we make a drink?
Yeah.

Come on, boo.

I'm not gonna
let a girl be catty

And get away with it
and live in my house

Without, you know,
getting her a*s beat.

If she crosses the line
to sh*t-talking

Behind mine and nicole's back,
then there will be a problem.

Whatever.

Like, I never did anything
to her.

I was mad chill with her,
and yet...

The little f*cking too.

If I hear them talking
one thing about me,

That's when I'm gonna
f*cking blow up.

Can't wait.
Can't wait.

What?
I said I can't wait.

Cheers...
Cheers to having a good time.

And girls.
Yes, girls.

Jwoww and snooki,
to me, like,

They're just too fake
for me anyway.

You know, I don't deal
with fake people.

Never did, never will.

Do not f*ck
with staten island angelina.

That's right.

♪ Camera, baby ♪

♪ You're a superstar ♪

♪ Plastic queen ♪

♪ Teenage dream ♪

♪ Celluloid superstar ♪

♪ Superstar ♪

♪ Superstar ♪

Outside right now.

That's trashy.

That's not trashy.

You should know about trashy,
baby.

You're from staten island.
Get outside.

I still have
some anger towards her,

And it just came out tonight.

You've been through enough?
Been through enough?

I went through enough
myself.

You haven't been
through sh*t.

Make a drink, nicole.

Yes, please.

Oh.

There's, like,
too many dudes up in here.

It's a lot of testosterone.

You got some girls
up in here I'ma do?

Okay.

You hear it?
Yep.

Okay.

It's the ocean.

Oh, my god!

Sammi!

So the shelf falls,
and ron-ron juice

Goes all over
sammi's stuff,

And then I'm feeling
like a big bag of sh*t,

'Cause I just destroyed
all her clothes.

Oh!

Oh, my god.

All of my clothes
are on this sh*t.

Oh, my god.

There's drink
on my white shorts.

That's why I didn't hang
my sh*t up.

We got to throw them
in the sink.

Come on.

Of course it happens
to get on

All my favorite white shorts.

Like, day one
and my clothes are ruined.

Oh, my god.

It just collapsed.

Don't f*ck
with sammi's shorts.

It's not funny, nicole.

I feel like a pilgrim
from the freaking '20s

Washing sh*t right now.

You know, washing clothes
in a sink,

Squeezing 'em out,

And putting 'em
in a garbage bag.

Like, who does that nowadays?

Just throw it
to the dry cleaners.

These are your wet clothes.

Where do
you want me to put these?

Can't deal with this sh*t.
I'm telling you.

You're right.

It's just our luck, though,
right?

I can't go out there,
nicole.

Can't go out where?
Out there.

Why?

'Cause I just don't want to.
Why?

Because it's awkward
living with my ex-boyfriend.

I don't know.
I don't know if I can do this.

Here comes the commotion.

Here comes the-
oh, you jumping in?

Jesus.

Vinny-
oh, he started dj'ing.

Oh.

All right,
I'm coming in.

You can see my butt, though.

The staten island doe.

Snooki, get your butt
in here.

Snooki!

Come here, snook.

What's going on?

Angelina's in the hot tub.

Ooh.

Who's she sitting next to?

Ron.
Are you kidding me?

That's disgusting.

I'm grossed out right now.

Oh, hell, no.

And I'm like,
"is this b*tch, like,

Trying to get all over ron?"

'Cause I'm not gonna
let it happen.

Nicole, come here.

She was sitting next to ron?

They're all
in the hot tub with her.

That's bullshit.
I don't like that sh*t.

Come outside.

I would legit beat
the living sh*t out of angelina

And ron at the same time
if ron and angelina

Ever hooked up.

It happened, bro.

First night going out.

I'm pretty excited to go out
for the first night.

I'm gonna bring
a little new jersey

Down to m-i-a,
which is miami,

And I'm very excited.

Let's go.

First night in miami, baby.

Should I just do a dress?

Yeah.

♪ All loose and ragged ♪

♪ All fake and trashy ♪

Excuse me, michael.

♪ Without a scheme ♪

This your first time
wearing this shirt, dog?

First time.

First time and the last time.

♪ And everyone needs you ♪

Yes!
Yes!

♪ Everyone wants you ♪

How may I help you?

This is pauly d.
Seven people.

Okay, so you need two cabs.

Pauly d?
Aka dj pauly d.

Don't get it twisted.
Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.
You're going too fast.

The taxis are here now.

The cabs are here!

Been waiting for you girls
to get ready

For the last f*cking hour
and a half.

Hey-o!

All: we're in miami, b*tch!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Wait, vinny's with ron?

Yeah.

What's wrong?

I have no idea
why he's being a f*cking d*ck.

But at least you're here
with him, you know?

Oh, my god.

What's going through
your head?

Stop putting the wall up
with us.

We have to know what's going on
so we can help you.

It's better to air it out.

Sam just wants
to be with ron,

But ron doesn't know
if he wants to be with sam.

So it's, like, you know,
they don't know what they want.

I just feel like
I don't know.

I know how you feel.

Are you mad
that he just was like,

"Yeah, I'm all right,"
and walked away?

Oh, wait. Wait. Wait.

Are you guys talking
about guys right now?

Oh, yeah, that's why everybody
is being an as*h*le to me

Because of why I left before.

Thank you.
What did you just say?

Not you, sammi.

Well, actually, no.

I'll put you
in the same category.

Actually, I think you should
shut your f*cking mouth.

No, I won't.
I think you should...

Everybody in this car
is talking about

How they love guys
or whatever,

But I left because
I loved a guy,

And you guys
can't understand that.

Who gives a f*ck
about you leaving, honestly?

That was fine.
That was fine.

I respected you.

I even f*cking hung out with you
in a.c. And friended you.

We're not talking about you.

But what it came down
to was you

f*cking getting put on blast
on my cell phone

Running your f*cking mouth.

You want to go outside
right now,

We'll f*cking go
right the f*ck outside.

Don't ever put
your f*cking hand

In front of my f*cking face.

You want to take this
sh*t outside?

Like, are you kidding me?
We're in a cab.

I'm all the way
in the back of the cab.

You want to f*cking
air me out right now?

You want to try
and air me out right now?

I'm trying to be cool
with everybody in this house.

That's why I'm trying
to talk to you as a person.

I'm trying to come back here
with, like, a fresh start.

You know, I'm trying
to be classy right now.

Hold on, angelina.

All I hear are f*cking
mosquito in my f*cking ear.

You want to try and beat
the sh*t out of me?

You want to take
this sh*t outside?

We'll go the f*ck outside
right now.

That's trashy.
That's not trashy.

You should know
about trashy, baby.

You're from staten island.
Get outside.

Are you kidding me right now?

Like, three girls against one.

I f*cking remember you
saying...

Can we get out?

'Cause I don't want to deal
with this bullshit.

Okay.
Bye.

No, I didn't say anything.

You don't deserve
to be here, angelina,

And you're a f*cking
white rat,

And you are f*cking pale,
and you're nasty.

Yeah, okay,
and you're too tan.

Disgusting.
I am tan!

I like being tan, b*tch!

Sammi!
Sammi!

Sammi!

Yeah, son.

I don't know
what happened tonight.

When we got
to ocean's ten,

There was this crazy amount
of tension.

I mean, it was so thick,
you could probably,

Like, slice it down
the middle in the air.

That's how thick it was.

I just feel like the girls
are just, like, backstabbers,

So I really don't want
to associate myself with them.

I'd rather just sit by myself,
you know,

Drink my drink,
and just chill out.

I'm way too classy
for the bull.

Cheers!
Whoo!

Miami!

Welcome to miami.

Miami, b*tches!

We could probably
just put her

In a little corner somewhere.

Maybe if I was f*cking
angelina, but I'm not.

I don't want
to come here and fight.

I know,
but I'm just telling you.

Really?
Haven't been through sh*t.

What a surprise.

Ronnie and sammi are fighting
with each other.

What am I doing right now?

Am I here?
Am I here?

Do I not take care of you?

No matter how f*cking hurt
I am, right?

Me too.
No, you f*cking don't.

You don't.

'Cause I will f*cking make you
feel the way I feel

Real f*cking quick.

Real quick.
You already did.

I still have some anger
towards her with the breakup.

You know, I haven't
taken it out on her yet,

And I think that's what it was.

It was everything
bottled up,

And it just came out tonight.

'Cause you're ungrateful.
That's what it is.

Ungrateful?

You really don't know
the sh*t I been put through.

Drink your f*cking drink.

Act f*cking drunk.

It's okay, bro.

It's okay, because I got 'em
in the pocket, bro.

You know what I'm saying?
Like...

Now we're fighting,
and, like, he's saying

Really f*cked-up sh*t to me.

Ron, like,
I honestly don't get it.

It's at a point where I just
don't want to be around him.

Yo, let's get out of here.

Ready to go?
No.

Let's roll out, son.

I can't even f*ck
with that no more.

Roll out.

Eww.

You guys can go.
I'm not going.

I'm gonna go back with you...

You're not... You won't
win this battle.

Just so you know.

You will not win this battle.

What battle?

You're being
a f*cking c**t.

Realize it.

Open the door
and f*cking realize it.

Ronnie's obliviated
at this point,

And he ends up calling sammi
the "c" word,

Which is the worst thing
you can call a girl.

So I'll go inside that one.

Bro, I don't need that sh*t,
bro.

Where's the other cab?

Bye.

Go have a great time.

Do you tonight.
Have a great time.

I will. I will. I will.

Close the door.
Let's go.

Close the door and let's go.

Because you will f*cking lose
every f*cking time.

And I was like, "f*ck it."

I'm in miami, b*tch,
you know?

I don't need to deal
with that, bro.

Oh, let it go.
Let it go.

Exactly.
Let her go.

Go. Go. Go. Go.

f*cking move!

Let her f*cking go, bro.

I don't need
that sh*t, bro.

♪ I just want to run ♪

♪ Hide it away ♪

♪ Well, because
they're chasing me down ♪

♪ I just want to run ♪

I don't need to deal
with that, bro.

Let it go. Let it go.
Exactly.

Let her go.

Let's go.
All right, come on.

Ronnie's twisted.

He got into a super-fight
with sammi.

So he's like, "aw, I'm done."

Who knows if he's really
done or not?

All I know is,
he's in creep mode.

There's all this pent-up stuff
that ronnie had inside of him,

And he definitely
just had to release

All his demons
at bed that night.

I love single ronnie.

Ronnie is at the club
hooking up with grenades, okay,

That is a bigger
ugly chick,

And then also landmines,
which is a thin ugly chick,

And loving life.

Oh.

Yeah!

His name is ronnie,
but you probably

Can call him "sloppy joe."

I have so much sh*t
on ronnie

That if I ever told sam,
he'd be, like,

Blown out of the water.

I wish she was one
of my true friends,

Because then I would
go ahead and tell her,

But because she acts
like such a c**t,

I'm not even gonna go there
and give her any of that.

Putting vaseline on my face,

I'm taking my earrings out
and putting my hair up,

And I'm beating
the crap out of her.

I just feel like I'm still-
I still, like,

Am in love with ron
and I care about him,

And I don't know
how he feels about me.

And it's just difficult
when you really love somebody

And care about them
and you don't really know

What's going on and, like,
you don't know what to expect.

♪ You can say
that I am all you need ♪

♪ But your lies are all
that I can see ♪

I mean, I don't know
what else to do.

I love him and care about him.

I just want to be with him,
and I guess

Things just don't always
work out.

♪ Say you love me ♪

Things always don't end

Like a fairy tale ends.

Ron's probably getting it in
right now.

Don't let her know that.
No. I'm not.

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why'd you have to say
you love me ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why'd you have to say
you love me ♪