01x09 - That's How the Shore Goes

[bunniefuu]

What's up, everybody?

I'm julissa, your host
for jersey shore: the reunion.

This past summer,
mtv entered a world

Where house music, fist pumping,
and fake tans are king.

Well, the summer may be over,
but the drama certainly isn't.

Because the entire cast
of jersey shore is here tonight.

This is
jersey shore: the reunion.

I'm going
to the jersey shore, b*tch!

All right, we got a situation.

I'm the sweetest b*tch
you'll ever meet.

After I have sex with a guy,
I will rip their heads off.

♪ Go, vinny, go, vinny! ♪

Um... Hello!

All right,
they're all here.

Let's say hello
to jwoww.

Vinny.

Ronnie.

Sammi.

Pauly d.

The situation...

And snooki!

Man: I love you, snooki!
Love you!

Angelina.

Let's get started.

Well, you guys definitely
look like you had

The time of your lives.

What do you miss the most
about the shore?

Everything.

I definitely miss partying
with all of these people.

In the east,
or in new jersey or new york,

It's cold in the wintertime.

So once the summertime
comes around,

It's that, like, idea of,
like, fun and having fun.

You hibernate.
Partying and stuff like that.

It's fricking cold,
we're losing our tans,

We're freezing.

We need to be back
on the beach.

You're saying
you miss the beach,

But you guys literally
lived at the beach.

It was in your backyard.

But you would go tanning
at the tanning salon.

Yeah.
You gotta do both.

The tanning salon
is like no mess.

You go straight there,

Like five, ten minutes later,

And you got your color
and you left,

Then I can go and do what I want
for the rest of the day.

Yeah, the beach you get
the tanning lines,

You get oily,
you get sandy, so...

Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Pauly d.,
There's been a lot of backlash

From different organizations

Saying you guys
are really feeding into

The guido stereotype.

What do you think about that?

I mean, I don't represent
all italians.

I don't represent everybody.
I only represent myself.

I'm out there
having a good time.

I met some great people.
I had a good summer.

Do you guys think
it's offensive

To say guidos
and guidettes?

No, no, not at all.

I think people just like
to point the finger, you know?

Better for us.

There's a lotta people
out there.

You can't please everybody.

They did create
the channel changer, so...

If you don't like us,
you can change it.

But obviously, that's not
what they're doing, so...

First up in the hot seat,

Some of you either love him
or love to hate him.

It's a love/hate situation.

Say hello to the situation.

Come on up here.

Oh, you can't deny
that wherever the situation was,

A situation occurred.

Mike, I have to ask you.

Did you anoint yourself
man of the house,

Or was that title
given to you?

Uh, you know what,
I may have, uh...

Possibly self-appointed myself
in that particular situation,

But... I had
no problem claiming that.

Between the cooking
and the cleaning

And the shopping for food,

And, you know, trying
to put everybody together,

I guess I would be
in that equation.

I think he was the only one
that got that memo.

I don't remember this.
Stop hatin'.

You're sittin'
in the top row.

There's no hating.
No reason to hate.

Wherever I go,
I just try to have fun,

And my personality shows.

I mean, ronnie's got
no personality...

Yeah.
But mine shows.

Some people got it,
and some people don't.

Unfortunately, ronnie doesn't.

That was yucky,
like your face.

It all comes out
in the reunion.

Yeah, no, it's all good.
I like this type of...

It'll come out across
his forehead if he keeps it up.

You know I'm ready
for that, ron.

You know I'm not one of those
seaside kids, man.

You know I'm ready
for that, baby.

But he didn't live at the
shore house this whole summer.

Yeah, I don't know
what house he was in.

I don't know.
Are you guys serious?

Do you see the footage
every day?

We saw the footage.
We saw the first episode.

Are you tivoing me?
I'm on every thursday, baby.

I was the biggest threat
to you.

Out of everyone in the house,

I would say ronnie
was more down to earth

And more caring.

Had an awesome personality.

And I don't need
a situation for that, brother.

Yeah, you don't have one.

It's funny,
'cause he cooked, he cleaned.

He did everything
my mother does,

So he was
the woman of the house.

All: oh!

You know what,
I have to give it to him.

When somebody's got a good one,
that was a good one.

I'm not a hater like that.
That was a good one.

I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, vinny, you're

An undercover hater!
Yeah, yo, that was good.

When we come back,
we'll take a detailed look

At the situation's
many hookup situations.

Plus we'll talk to his
wingman pauly d.,

Who had no problem
bailing on him

When things
got a little tough.

- Don't go away.
- the reunion.

Welcome back to
jersey shore: the reunion.

I'm your host, julissa,
and I'm here

With the entire cast
of the jersey shore.

Now, mike,
your time at the shore

Was a bit of a numbers game.

Let's take a look
at this hookup math.

In the jacuzzi?

I got girls back here
almost every night.

There's not a time that I don't
have girls come back.

Girls love the situation.

Aah!

I can pretty much
have my choice

Of pretty much
anyone down here.

Like a half hour?
Let's go. Half hour.

There was no games about it.

It was just straight
to the hot tub

And just started
hooking up.

You better call me.
I will, I will, I will.

I hope you call me.
I will.

The situation
is a man wh*re.

Without a doubt.

What are you trying to do?
Trying to talk to your girl.

She's cute.

Why you gotta interrupt
my game right now?

He has no shame.

Mike, you pretty much
pick up anything

Off the street.
Yo, hold up, hold up.

There's three chicks
right behind us, yo.

I'm like the first strike.

You know, it's sort of like
they send me out first.

Like the navy seals,
they send 'em out real quick.

And like a little
reconnaissance,

I bring girls back.

We'll just hang out
for a little bit.

What's up, what's up?

I'm feeling you right now,

And I'm about to kick out
the girls upstairs.

Yes!

Mike brings home
some disasters.

It's like hurricane katrina
hits this house every weekend.

Don't hate the player.

Hate the game, baby.

It's just you and your girl?
It would be two girls.

Is the other one cute?
She's gorgeous.

All right,
we got a situation.

Hey, pauly!

Mike, honestly,

Is it about quality
or quantity with you?

Break it down for us.

Um, it's more
of just the moment.

You know,
whatever the moment calls for.

I mean, you gotta walk
through the weeds

To get to the flowers, right?

Right. You...

Seems like you had
no problem doing that.

You know what,
you can't control...

When you go out and you meet
a girl and you like a girl,

And you say, hey, would you
like to hang out later...

You can't control her,

You know, bringing
her two friends back,

'Cause obviously she's with her
girlfriends or what have you.

And then finally
when they come back you're like,

Holy moly, who is
this chick and this chick?

You're like, oh, my god,

It's like the grenade launcher
and catastrophe.

You don't know what to do,
so...

Let me tell you, mike,
it seems as though

When you invite a girl over,

All of a sudden,
all these creatures show up.

How does that happen?
Don't animals travel in herds?

Yeah, I guess he's right,
but...

And let's just, like, compare
this to, like, prehistoric days,

You know what I'm saying?

When you're hungry
and you need to eat,

Whatever's around you're gonna
eat, 'cause you're hungry.

So we just happen to be
in seaside, and we're men...

So you're never gonna
go hungry.

Oh, I never will
go hungry, no.

Not with the chicks
he brings home.

Come on, bro! Yo...

Bro, come on!

Well, mike, you did say

That you would give
all that up for the right girl.

Mm-hmm.
What is that right girl like?

The ideal situation,

Or mrs. Situation,
I guess you would say,

She would have to be-
face is very important for me,

So I like a pretty face,

A girl that takes care
of her body.

Obviously,
an awesome personality,

Very giving and caring.

And at the same time,
you know, maybe she can cook.

That sounds a lot like
sammi, if you ask me.

There'll never be
a sammi situation at all.

Yes. No, no, we're just
saying hypothetically, sammi.

Just roll with it
for a sec, a'ight?

Hypothetically? No.
Okay.

Well, hypothetically,
you did entertain that idea

The first week
you moved in, so...

Unfortunately, I did.
Unfortunately.

Hypothetically.
This is the truth.

Big mistake.

Well, you make mistakes
when you're young, so...

I guess so.
You learn from them.

And on that note,
we'll meet the man

Who signed up
for the toughest job

At the jersey shore,
being the situation's wingman.

Please welcome pauly d.

Pauly d!

Pauly, you arrived
at the jersey shore

And immediately
got down to business.

Whether it was
meeting girls at the club,

Hooking up with roommates,

Or taking grenades for mike,
you always had a good time.

Let's take a look.

Dj pauly delvecchio,

Makin' all the girls'
panties drop.

Jersey shore this summer,
it's open season.

I wanted to make a name
for myself in jersey

Like I do in rhode island.

Pauly d's gonna conquer
the jersey shore.

You got, like,
a nickname or anything?

Pauly d, they call me.
Pauly d?

They call me the situation.

I meet mike
for the first time.

We clicked very well,

Like I knew we were gonna
be friends the whole time.

So next this girl pulls up.

Big ,
nice a*s, nice body.

Tattoos.
Now it's time to party.

Shh.

But I'm not trying
to fall in love

On the jersey shore.

I'm just trying to hook up
and have a good time.

I've been the wingman
for more than two occasions

With the situation,
but I'm getting sick of it too.

You see my face over there?

As of now,
I quit the job.

Don't say I never
gave you something.

I met danielle.

She seems to be like
a really cool chick.

But danielle's real sensitive
about being jewish

And like her religion.

You should come see
the holy land.

It's beautiful.

I don't even understand
that religion, what it is.

I just wanna get
to the business.

♪ Yah yee ♪

The second I give her
a little bit of attention,

She starts to turn
into a stalker.

I see her following me,
following me, following me.

That's a stalker.
I hate that.

I had, like,
the best summer of my life.

Girls after girls after girls.

That's a ideal summer
for anybody.

Blast.

Done.

Yo, that was hot.

Well, for being
a so-called player,

You didn't really get
too much action

On the jersey shore,
except with jwoww.

Were you saving
yourself

For another round with jenni
or what?

Nah, I mean,
what it is is, um,

I'm only gonna
take care of hot chicks.

That's a compliment
to jwoww.

Oh, yeah, she's definitely
a hot chick.

That's why she's "jwoww."

Are you still wowed
by jwoww?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Like, I'm like him.
For the moment.

Well, you didn't seem
too thrilled

With that gift
that danielle got you.

The t-shirt that said,
"I love jewish girls."

Why wouldn't you wear that?

I'm proud to be italian.

I'm not trying to rep
no jewish shirt.

No offense to anyone, but,
whoo,

I'm not trying to wear that.

My man ronnie called it
the second I met her.

"Stalker, stage five.
Clinger."

So have you seen her since
the show has been over?

I mean, um...

She's not over here,
is she?

I mean-

This girl's so crazy,
right?

Um, so I get home
to rhode island

And she found out I was
dj-ing at a club.

It was all over facebook
or whatever.

She found the address.

So I'm dj, doing my thing,
and all of a sudden I look up.

She gives me, like,
this belt and I'm looking up.

I thought I was drunk
or something.

I seen her face.

I'm like, "what the hell are
you doing in rhode island?"

She drove four hours
to rhode island

To see me, why I wasn't
taking her calls.

Ugh.
Stalker.

I mean...

Yo, you called it, though.

I'm scared.
I'm telling you.

Well, it seems
as though being a wingman

For the situation definitely
has its ups and downs.

Tell us a little bit
about that.

Situation's my boy,
so, like, I'll be his wingman.

He be my wingman.

If whenever we got back
to the house,

I'll entertain the grenade
till it blows up.

But for the most part we have
fun every night we're out there,

But, you know,
some nights more than others.

Admit it.

As much as you guys
have been around,

I'm sure you've taken
a grenade a time or two.

Oh, yeah.
No, oh, yeah.

I mean, it happens.

Yeah, me and him are
not superman.

We're not gonna say,
"oh, we hook up

With just pretty girls."

It happens, you know?

And there's pretty girls
out there

That have hooked up with,
you know, ugly dudes.

That's how it is,
you know?

Nobody's superman
or superwoman.

You can't always be ready
for combat, right?

Yeah, exactly.

All right, well,
speaking of combat,

When we come back,
we'll talk to jwoww

About her reverse left hook.

And later on, we'll see some
never-before-seen footage

Of the situation enjoying
his favorite pastime,

Trying to break up
ronnie and sammi.

Things are about
to get very interesting

the reunion.

We'll be right back.

the reunion.

I'm your host julissa
and it's time

To talk to a girl who said
she'll remember

This experience for 30 years,
but still can't remember

Her dirty dancing
with pauly d.

So, jwoww,
from committed girlfriend

To, well,
not-so-committed girlfriend,

You definitely showed us why
they call you jwoww.

I am seeing someone,
but since

The jersey shore is new to me,

I'm going to be a kid
in a candy store.

I can't wait
to see what happens.

Jwoww has a boyfriend,
but she's the type of girl

Who doesn't care.

Whenever we go out,
she has to, like,

Be with somebody at all times.

From what I see,
I see that jenni

Cheats on tom
all the time.

I want that.
I'm a shopaholic,

And if I see something
I want,

It just so happens
I have a boyfriend

That'll get it for me.

That's it.
I'm going to the register.

Oh!

Throw me out of the
club?

Jwoww is headstrong,
demanding,

And jwoww's crazy.

Your face?

Oh!
You see what I'm saying?

Good night.

Hor-ri-ble.

Where do we begin
with that?

So, jwoww,
how did it feel?

Pretty good.
Pretty good.

He has this "mantality"
where it's like

Him, him, him, him, him.

He's got to hook up.
He's got to get a girl.

I'm not gonna leave one
of my roommates stranded

For some pig.

All right.
All right.

All right. All right.

Situation, did you learn
your lesson?

Next time jwoww tells you,
"you better come

With me to the room."

Oh, hell yeah.
Hell yeah.

Nah, from now on if she says,
"mike, you need

To come this way,"
I'ma be like,

"Honey, I'll be right there."

All right, now do you guys
think that jwoww's boyfriend

Tom paid more for jwoww's
actions emotionally

Or with his credit card?

Credit card.

No, we weren't
actually together.

We were breaking up constantly
during the show.

So when you're
fighting with tom,

You can go hook up
with somebody else

And then make up-
I never hook up.

I dance.

So that's not considered-
no.

I'm gonna have
to quote tom on here.

It looked like you were,
"grinding the toolbag

With the blowout."

Me and him weren't
grinding at all.

We were up on the stage.

What show were you on?

We were making love
in the club.

You were, like,
straddling him

And he was, like,
like this.

You know what I'm saying?

I remember and it was like
slow-motion too.

I don't know if anybody saw it.

I had fun, so...

I had a great time, though.

Boyfriend or not,
I don't care.

He's a sucker.
Know what I'm saying?

Well, I definitely saw you
making out with pauly,

So give us your concrete
definition of cheating.

Um, you know, that's
considered cheating in my book.

Like, making out, hooking up,
like, in that level.

Going in the bed, you know?

Furthering it.

It wasn't worth
what you and tom have.

Are you guys... So you're clearly
still together.

Yeah, we're together
right now.

Sammi, you had a lot
to say about jwoww

And tom's situation.

It's really none
of my business

What she wants to do
in her relationships.

But every time we went out,
I would see her with a guy.

So that's like-
my mentality is to think like,

"Oh, what is she doing?
She has a boyfriend."

So.

I don't get
in nobody's business

And it's a damn shame when other
people get in mine.

That's true.

So if people want
to spend their night

At the club staring at
what the I'm doing,

Then, you know, obviously
they don't have a life.

That's it.

Well, our next guest
committed robbery

But never went to jail.

What's up, vinny?
What up?

What's going on?

Vinny, your time
at the jersey shore

Consisted of contracting
pink eye,

Stealing women,
losing women,

And sleeping
with stink bombs.

Let's take a look.

Bye, ma.
Stop crying.

All right.
Bye.

This is my first 21 summer
at the jersey shore.

Vinny's real funny.

When he gets a few drinks
in him, he goes wild.

He starts doing his dance.

He was, like, playing
with jwoww's .

He turns into another person
when he's drunk.

We call it "vince b*tch."

This is vinny.

That's one of
the other roommates.

Hi, nice to finally meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Melissa definitely likes me.

The fact that
she's mike's sister

Just makes it so much better.

Stop!
You're tickling me.

Ooh, mike, you watching?

What the
is going on out there?

Vinny knows that
I'm the man of the house

And that not
to push it too far.

Yo, stay in your own room
tonight, dude.

Where's vinny at right now?

♪ Now I know just why ♪

♪ She moves so fa-a-a-ast ♪

Well, vinny, it looked like
you may have been using

The situation's sister melissa
kind of to get back

At mike a little bit.
Is that true?

It's not that I used her
to get back at mike,

But, like, the fact that I did
have a little tension with him...

Just made it
a little bit better?

A little sweeter.

Yeah, it did.

It made it a little bit
right for the gut.

A little sweeter.
That's it.

Well, vinny,
I'm sure the situation

And the rest of america want
to know

Are you still
in touch with melissa?

I still talk
to her from time to time.

Are you still living
at home at the moment?

Yeah.
Where am I going?

So you're still a mama's boy?

Of course.
Did you see my mother?

I have to be a mama's boy.

Oh, we saw your mom.

Is she still cutting your food?

Actually, I stepped up
to the cutting the food game.

She still does my laundry,
but I cut the food.

Believe it or not,
actually it's like

That traditional
italian way.

Lot of people, like,

They live in their mother's
house a long time.

You know what I mean?
Till you're married, right?

Yeah, till you're married.

So if she wants
to take care of me,

Then she could.

When you have a mama like
that, right,

You can't help it, vinny?

Am I gonna find
a wife to do that?

Probably not,
so.

Good luck.
Yeah.

How do you bring back girls
to the house?

But that's the thing.

Like, my mother is mad cool in,
like,

The taking care of me way,

But she's also cool with,
you know...

Bringing a girl over.

She'll even hook up
a meal for your girl?

She'll cook her breakfast
in the morning.

She'll give her a fresh pair
of clothes.

Wow.
I see.

That's a pretty good deal
right there.

I love you, mom.

All right, when we come back,
we'll take a closer look

At ronnie and sammi's
relationship

And see if it can stand the test
of some interesting

Never-before-seen footage.

Trust me.

You're not gonna want
to go anywhere.

the reunion.

the reunion.

I'm your host julissa.

One of the girls
at the jersey shore

Made an early exit.

She didn't care for her job
as much as she cared

For her married boyfriend.

Angelina?
What's up?

During your short time
at the shore,

Some people said your attitude
was bitchy.

Let's take a look.

Um, hello?
Are you stupid?

I don't know.
She's a real b*tch.

Are you dumb?
Hello?

You have to be crazy.

At this particular point,
I'm about to yoke

The b*tch up and toss her into
the fridge probably.

Don't disrespect me.

I would love
for that to happen.

Yo!

Angelina's this typical
staten island girl.

I know the way they talk.

They get mad and
they always want

To point their
fingers and...

I thought I had more
respect for you.

Did I ever say one word
to you?

But I have nothing.

They get up,
they cause a hissy fit,

And they turn
into the biggest

Stupid b*tches ever.

Why are you such a hater?

Sorry.
Look at me.

I'm not a hater.

Bye, guys.
Love you guys.

Be careful.
I will.

Thanks for coming.

Glad she left the shore house,

Because I was about
to jerry springer her a*s.

Angelina, why do you
think everybody

Was so happy to see you leave?

I have a mouth on me,
and I'm gonna use it

And if people don't like it,

Then they can go
themselves.

It seems as though you're one
of the biggest haters around.

I don't know.

I just don't like when
dirty girls come in the house.

He didn't have respect
for us girls

In the house, because he was
bringing trash home.

She's like, "if I'm not
getting , nobody is."

No, no!

It had nothing
to do with jealousy

Of me and you or whatever,
how we used to hook up

Or whatever.

Maybe that was the drama?

You secretly wanted
the situation.

She does.
Yeah, I love him so much.

I swear, I just want to hang out
with him every day.

Oh, please,
not like you're not

Gon' be in my
hotel room tonight.

You know what?

It wouldn't be the first time,
right, angelina?

We already know that you guys
did hook up one time.

There's a lot of sexual
frustration going on there.

They need to smush
and get it over with already.

I'm not against
getting any tonight.

I don't think so.

Well, we'll see
who's laughing tonight.

Now that you've seen the show,
angelina,

Do you regret leaving?

I do regret leaving.

I mean, if I would have
been there single,

I would have done things
differently.

Why didn't you tell anyone
in the house

That you were dating
a married man?

To me, dating a married man,

That's not the right term
for it.

I was going out with a guy that
was in a wrong relationship.

So, like, did you have
weekends or weekdays?

Every day, honey.

I'm just asking
what the schedule is.

Don't try to play
yourself right now.

You know you want me.
Shut up.

I already had you,
so I'm good.

He broke his number one rule,
and she broke

The situation's heart.

Come on up, ronnie and sammi.

All right, so you guys are still
together and happy?

Yeah, every day.

Well, from the very start
of your relationship,

You guys argued
more than trial lawyers.

Let's take a look
at some of these

Award-winning arguments.

I, like, was looking around
for, like, ronnie

And then I see him on the dance
floor with another girl.

Forget you.

You were dancing
with another girl.

You think this
is a game.

This is not
a game, ronnie.

I was getting ready
to put you in the equation.

Like, you in the equation.

They fight, they break up,
they separate

For about an hour or two,
and they're right back together.

I didn't leave you
for no girl.

I would never leave you
for a girl.

Believe me.

There's no girls
that compare to you.

Ronnie and sam
is just bound for failure.

If you walk away from me
right now, sam,

That'll be strike three.

Do you get that?
You're walking away?

All right-
'cause you won't even...

Walk away then.

They shouldn't be fighting as
much as they do this early on.

That's it.
Stop.

What the
are you doing, yo?

That's it.
We're done.

You just traumatized me.

Do you understand that?

Traumatized me.

Like, stop.

But you don't get it.

I was so sorry I pushed you.

We're kind of the same person.

Like, we're very stubborn.

We say what's on our minds.

We just lash out
at each other.

I'm sorry.

Sammi!

All right, seriously.

We all know, you know,
arguments

Can be healthy
for a relationship

Every now and then,
but you guys

Took it to a whole new level.

Why all the fighting?

We kind of went backwards.

Usually you get
to know somebody

Before you move in with them.

You know, we went from third
to first on that one.

Was it hard for you to live
with someone so soon

Right when you started dating?

Um, normally I have, like...

I get, like,
very "eww" about people.

Like, if I live with them I find
things that are wrong

That they do or i, like,
get, like, "eww."

But there was, like,
nothing there that was

Making me turned off
from ronnie.

Like, it just felt,
like, right.

I mean, we're fine now.

We don't fight.

We go out.
We have a good time.

I watch this disgustingness
that I have to see.

You're disgusted by it?
Disgusted with myself.

I have a question.
What do you think, jwoww?

They spend more time
fighting than...

If he was talking to a girl,
I don't get that.

'Cause it's like if I see tom
talking to another girl

At the club, I don't
automatically assume he's,

Like, trying to hook up
with someone.

I don't get, like, why...

Yeah, but that's, like, your
own business like you said.

Like, you stick
to your own business

And, like,
this is my business.

I do stick
to my own business,

But, like, why are you
gonna cry over...

Well, like,
you don't understand.

Like, I don't want
to look like a fool,

So if he's talking
to another girl

And something's going on,
like...

Well, everyone says that you
guys wasted your time.

Looking back at the summer,
would you say it was a waste?

I don't regret it.

Like everyone else here,
you go out,

You go clubbing,
you buy drinks for girls,

You go on dates,
eventually you meet somebody,

And I did.

That's a sweet thing to say.

Well, we're about
to take a look at some

Never-before-seen footage.

Ronnie can't wait
to see the hidden footage.

If I was ronnie,
I'd be, like...

I'm like a kid on christmas.

I want to see these clips.

Sammi, you look a little
uneasy right now.

What's going through your mind?

Nothing.
Just hanging out.

You seem like you're
kind of borderline

About to cry.

What's going on, then?

Because you really seem uneasy.

This is awkward.

Stop.
Stop. Stop.

Sam, stop.

All right, so while sammi's
getting herself together,

We're gonna take
a quick break,

But make sure you guys
stick around.

The reunion when we get back.

I don't even think
I can talk right now.

Like, I'm so, like,
shaken, like...

I'm just, like,
very embarrassed right now.

Like, that was embarrassing
for me.

Okay.
It's okay.

Just, like, everything.
Yeah.

I'll try and get out there.

No, it's okay.

Take a couple of deep breaths.

Like, it's okay.

I just need, like,
one more minute, like,

To be honest and then
I'll come out there.

All right.

Do you think maybe she's
a little freaked out

About our never-before-seen
footage?

Yeah, maybe.
It's a good possibility.

Seems like it has you
a little nervous.

Are you freaked out right now?

Uh...

Maybe she kissed the cop.

John.
'Cause I didn't do it.

That's the only thing
I can think of.

I didn't do it.
John the cop.

...

Let's see if she's making
her way out.

Okay, here she comes.

Everybody, let's welcome
sammi back.

Hey, sammi.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.

Do you want to talk about
what just happened?

I just think it was, like,
an emotional breakdown,

Like, I'm sure, you know,
anybody else has had before.

So it was just
an emotional breakdown.

Are you good now?
Yeah, I'm good.

All right.

Now, ronnie and sammi became
a couple right off the bat,

But as you know, there are
two sides to every story.

Let's take a look
at the side of the story

You know nothing about.

You know, if I have
a better bond, you know,

With your girl than you do,
I mean, that's your fault.

It's not my fault.

He was hot.

I like to do what I want.

You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my god.

The relationship
that we have...

Like, the little bond
that we have

Is probably better than
what she has with ronnie.

You're so immature.

I thought he was.

So how does it feel looking
back at that footage

Now for the first time?

I mean, I didn't know
about that.

You know what I'm saying?

Sam likes to leave out
certain things

When we have conversations,
I can see.

It really makes
no difference to me.

I cut girls quicker
than barbers do,

To be honest with you,
so.

Ooh.

I mean, she could be right
down the list if she wants.

I really don't care,
to be honest with you.

Wait, wait, wait.

So, sammi?

There is nothing I can say.

Like, that was early on.

You could go in the bathroom
and cry now if you want.

I'm not crying.
Okay.

Ronnie, so why are
you so mad?

I mean, you just said some
pretty hurtful things.

Uh, I'm just getting started.

She thought I was attracted
to jwoww.

I dealt with a lot of
from her about me and jwoww

And there was no connection
whatsoever.

We never flirted
with each other.

We never got with each other.
We never held hands.

But at the same time,
she could be friends with mike.

So who's the ?
Me.

So tell sammi what
you think she did wrong.

She's a liar.

That's what she is.

I disagree.

You already knew about the cop.

You know everything
about the cop,

The whole situation.

Well, now I know about
the situation, yeah.

Mike?

There was nothing there
with me and mike.

Mike can say that.
There was nothing there.

I never hooked up with him.

I never even got
to that boundary at all.

There was no attraction.
There was nothing there.

I'll stick up for her.

I mean, you know,
we had, like,

A somewhat of a friendly
relationship.

We did hook up
in the beginning

And I kind of understand where
he's coming from right now.

Maybe she...

Yeah, but as a woman,
she could step up

And, you know what I mean,
set you straight.

You know?

She's supposed to be this big
tough girl.

He was my friend though.
Doesn't matter.

Like, we had a bond.

All right, I'm gonna go
find some friends...

What I'm trying
to understand right here

Is what exactly did sammi
do wrong?

It seems as though...

She talked mad
about mike.

How much she hated mike-
he knows it.

I told it to his face.

But at the same time,
she'll go back

And, you know, have little
conversations like that.

And you're gonna ruin it?
Like, honestly?

No, you.

You're gonna ruin this
because of that?

You. You.
Me?

'Cause, to be honest with you,
that meant nothing.

That was nothing.

That's fine
till it's done to you.

You think a certain way because
it's never done to you.

Okay, 'cause you didn't do
anything to me.

There you go.

Never did anything to you.

No secret footage.

No bonus clips online.
Nothing.

To see you so upset over
this footage, does...

Are you threatened
by the relationship

That she has with mike or had
or even conversations?

Not at all.

He cares for her so much
and he's been straight up

From the beginning.

But that's why he's mad,
'cause he does care.

If he didn't care,
that means

He wouldn't be getting mad.

But, like,
I want to ask you.

Like, was that really that bad?

But if I was laying in bed
and jwoww me...

But I'm not... No.
You always say that.

"It's not that bad."

Put yourself in my shoes.

Did I ...

Did any cop walk away
with my number?

No.

So what the
are you talk...

I didn't hook up with anybody
else in the house.

So don't
sit here and be like,

"This and that."

Put yourself in my shoes
with all the

You did to me and then
come talk to me.

I feel like you guys, like,
always, like, fight,

But you guys are gonna
get back together, so.

No, this is it.

This is just gonna
blow over anyway.

Go for it.

No, this is-
we're, like, done.

You just said
you guys are done?

I guess so.

I mean, if he's gonna ruin,
like, something that's so good,

Like, over that,
then that's his own problem.

And how do you think you're
gonna deal with that?

I don't know.

I'm in l.a. Tonight.

...

All right, well,
when we come back,

This show will get
a little jolt of energy

From the princess
of poughkeepsie herself.

And later, we'll take
a look at even more

Never-before-seen footage.

We'll be right back.

the reunion.

You all right, mama?

Like, can you get me
a flight home tonight?

As soon as possible.

Welcome back to
jersey shore: the reunion.

I'm your host, julissa.

Are you guys ready to talk to
the princess of poughkeepsie?

Don't ever say that again.

She needs no introduction,
but just got one.

Please welcome snooki.

Come on over here, girl.

I hope I don't fall.

How are you, girl?

I hear so many people using
so many names for you there.

Snooki, snooker, snooks, snicks,
snickers, snickies.

I don't know
what the it is.

Pauly.

What is your
official nickname?

Um, whatever.

I go by snickers, snooki.
It doesn't matter.

From lonely outcast
to life of the party

To victim
of bar room violence,

Snooki, you were always
the center of attention

For better or worse.

Let's take a look.
Ah.

You haven't seen anything until
you've seen me

At the jersey shore.

Ooh!

My car's dead!

Somebody here, vin?

Hello!
Party's here.

You guys drinking or what?

Snooker or snooka...

No, what do we call her,
snickies?

Look at the jacuzzi right now.

Snooki's wearing a bra
and a leopard thong

Into the hot tub.

What is she thinking?

Why is everyone acting weird
towards me?

No, we're not.
We're chill. Come on.

Get your ugly a*s out
of our faces.

Who the
hits a girl like that?

Now I know that they all love
like I love them.

I was looking for love.

Didn't find it.

Like, what the happened?

Eww!

I love ron.

I thought, you know, something
was gonna happen there.

Me and keith were sitting
out by the bar just talking.

He was like, "yeah, I haven't
had sex in, like, eight years."

Wah.

Like, if I were to hook up
with him like that,

It would literally
be, like, two seconds.

Boop.
Done.

It's my first time in a.c.

I find a guy.

We were making out and .

Let's go.
Let's go.

But just my luck.

Wah.

Where'd my pickle go?

I came here at the jersey shore
snooking for love.

I'm gonna find my man.

I begged the gods please.

If you're hungry,
try a snickers.

Yeah, try me.

Whoopsy daisies.

We love you, snooki!

Snooki, how many
mister rights

Did you have to meet
at the jersey shore?

Um, I went through
a couple creepy crawlers.

I mean, the first night,
he threw up everywhere.

I was like,
"no, get the hell out."

He tried to kiss me after.

I was like, "you just threw up
everywhere."

Another guy had major
beer goggles.

And I watched in the episode,
I was like,

"What the hell am I talking to?"

So, um, I definitely can't find
a guy at jersey shore

And, you know, it's embarrassing
to see, like,

Me getting turned down
like that.

And mike,
I have to ask you.

Can't let you off the hook.

Whenever you're lonely,
do you ever

Wish you could get another bite
of the snickers?

Snookers?

If you're hungry,
why wait?

Grab a snickers,
so, I mean...

Have there been hot tub
moments since the shore

Between the two of you?

Um...

Um, we'll keep that
under wraps.

Yeah, I don't even know...

You never know.
Hey!

Snicks likes
to have a good time and, uh...

As do you.
As do i.

So you never know
what you're gonna get.

Okay, everybody,
before we move on

And talk about anything else,

I got to get the phone situation
out of the way.

Did everybody go
and get the duck phone?

No, we hated that phone.
No, I can't find one.

I would definitely buy
that, though.

Why the hell would you
buy that phone?

I never want
to hear that again.

I think it's so funny.
No, no, no.

My dad actually tried
to find a phone like that.

You had issues
with that phone.

Freaking tom's calling.

I don't even know how
to use the phone

And I'm like, "yeah, hold on."

I hang up on him.
"Yeah, hold on."

Hang up on him again.

Why was the phone
so hard to figure out?

It actually... I think
water warped it and it shrunk...

Oh, it morphed, right?
The wood morphed.

Morph.
She calls it "morph."

Right?
The wood morphed.

And it definitely had
a special ring to it.

Quack, quack, quack.

We know that you missed home
when you got to the shore.

But did you end up missing
the shore

When you got home?

I did.

I just miss partying
with everybody.

You know, every time we went
to the clubs, we tore it up.

We pretty much had a good
time the whole time,

So I definitely miss
the shore house.

And I have to ask you,
snooki.

The guy that punched you
at the bar,

Did he ever apologize?

No.

He apologized to a magazine.

He didn't apologize
personally to me,

So to me, I really
don't give a .

Like, that's-
that means nothing to me.

So he can himself
for all I care.

Yeah.

You tell 'em, snooki!

When we come back,
we'll take a look

At a bicep workout that takes
place on the dance floor

Called "fist pumping."

You won't want to miss this.
Trust me when I tell you.

We'll be right back

With a whole lot more
jersey shore: the reunion.

Welcome back to
jersey shore: the reunion.

I'm your host, julissa.

Now when you're
at the jersey shore,

There is one thing you must
do and that

Is hit the dance floor
and when you do it,

You better bring it.

Get ready to take some notes
on dance floor survival

At the jersey shore.

Let's take a look.

We were the
man at karma.

We were on stage right
in front of the dj booth.

We're dancing with all chicks.

We're dancing with each other.

♪ I like the girls
with the swag ♪

♪ That can give it to me ♪

♪ I like the girls ♪

♪ Flip it up turn it round
and do me ♪

♪ Hit me on my spot spot ♪

♪ Turn me on a lot lot ♪

♪ And I think I'm getting high ♪

We're beating up the beat.

That's what we say when we're
doing our fist pump.

First, we start off banging
the ground.

We're banging it
as the beat builds,

'Cause that beat's hitting us,
so we're fighting back.

It's like we beat up that beat.

♪ ♪

Pounding your fist
like a maniac.

So what is going on there?

Explain it to me.

Alcohol.

You can't blame the whole
experience on alcohol.

Come on.
Music. Just a vibe.

We've got all of us together.

Yeah, just
we're having fun and...

We love to dance.

Pauly d, has the beat ever
hit you back?

No, beat always hits you back,
but you fight it.

You fight it every single night.

Every song.

Till the song ends.

Well, a lot
of people say

That that dance
is kind of silly.

What do you guys think
about that?

Everybody's got
their own dance moves and...

That's how the east coast is.
That's how we roll.

Now, out of all of you,
which one would you say

Is the best dancer?

I think ronnie's, like,
the best dancer.

Yeah, I like ronnie's
happy feet.

I think he's the fun-
yeah, maybe ronnie.

And the worst?
Mike.

Yeah, I was gonna say mike.

Uh, I don't know.
Whatever.

And the best fist pumper
is vinny.

The best fist pumper
is vinny?

Is vinny definitely.

Oh, we saw vinny working
up a sweat

Quite a few times pumping
that fist.

Yeah, he almost knocked
himself out.

Lot of blood, sweat, and tears
goes into my fist pump.

So what a journey it's been.

From the moment they moved
into the summer house

To the last days
at the jersey shore,

This cast never ceased
to entertain.

You guys have really
become a family

And it has been
a blast watching you.

I hope you had just
as much fun as we did.

Thank you all for being here.

Good luck, guys and
thank you at home for watching.

Good night.

♪ ♪