What else?
I mean we leave just because I'm working.
Like when you go around, you go to the
book, or when it's fake.
You probably leave it with fake because
that's where you were told.
Magnam's your future.
My sister said her ex-husband is a scary
pig.
Like, frighteningly big and they don't
wear magnam's.
Sounds made up.
Elgin trunk.
That's what she would call it.
I was watching this video and I'm not sure
where I saw it.
It was these two people having
intercourse and sexual sex, and
cameraman filming it like an
amateur or an arcade type thing.
And we're all in a video with Mommy.
Not on the ethnotypical why so I'm in that
kind of video just screaming.
And then all of a sudden off camera.
And the hallway and here there's a lady up
through the wall, waving air out.
And a couple stop sexy.
And a couple thump of embarrassment and
poor on their faces was so painful.
And the porno girl is like taking it from
behind it.
So something defiant like good under
breath.
You can literally see her soul being sucked
out of her body right then and there.
All of her dignity gone.
As I'm realizing the first time like wow
this is my life.
I'm an ethnostranger on camera for money.
And I just thought like wow that is really
poignant.
Because like in that moment I was like
yeah God's freedom.
We have souls.
It's divine confirmation.
Do you watch the letters?
No.
I do not.
No I do not.
Do you watch the letter B?
No.
It's okay.
No I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I don't think this goes well.
I know it's not the competition but I have
to apologize to see this again in Michigan.
It's okay.
I've only converted like eight or nine
people.
Eight or nine?
Oh.
Anyway what do you think about what I was
saying?
The porno thing?
Like how has God shown you that the church
is true?
I don't know.
I just haven't really thought about it.
I know it's true.
If you receive no witness until after the
trial of your faith, and if you receive no
witness, what do we have after this couple
of years?
If you have the bald guy in that costume,
okay.
Oh yeah.
Okay, for every play upstairs,
yet our husband gets five times harder.
Hi, afternoon man.
My name is Mr. Barnes.
This is my husband.
Are you interested in my... I'm not
interested in seeing this press?
Okay.
Hi, good afternoon.
My name is Mr. Barnes.
I feel like when you sing, it's like too
high or too low.
I really like to sing.
I think you have a beautiful voice.
I don't know how to do a beautiful voice
but I don't even do it.
I enjoy it.
Oh my
gosh, I already love these girls.
Thank you.
It's my turn.
Do you want magic?
I know it.
This is it.
People think we're weird.
What do you mean?
I don't know, that's self-parking musical,
kind of makes fun of us.
I listen to some of the songs when they're
actually pretty funny.
Anyway, I'm curious what people think.
You're awesome.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Hi, I'm Mr. Baxter.
Hi.
Hello.
Mr. Baxter, I just like to dance this
time.
I want you to dance this time.
Okay, I'll dance this time.
I want you to dance this time.
I want you to dance this time.
All right.
I'll sketch you about a tism.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
I am Mr. Baxter Paxton, and Mr. Mike and
painting, Mr. Barnes.
Are you Mr. Reid?
Oh, yeah, hello, too.
Hello, Blake.
You are Paxton, you are Paxton.
No.
Paxton, you are... Mr. Reid,
it's so nice to meet you, finally.
Finally, we were just in the area and we
wanted to stop by because you mentioned
you might be interested
in learning more about
the Church of Jesus
Christ in Latter -day Saints.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet
as it will help you
understand the restoration.
I actually have one already, but you never
have too many.
It tells you all the ways that they
thought they would be able to be gospel.
As a part of this plan, God chooses prophets
such as Adam, Noah, Abraham, and Moses.
So we can open that up.
It is very wet.
Teach about God and
receive revelation and interpret
the word of God and preach
the gospel into the world.
And because of the Bible, do you have a
girl roommate?
Hell who?
A roommate, we can't come inside and
listen to the woman is present,
but we can't sit up here in the doorways.
It's just for safety.
We don't mind the rain.
What, my wife just doesn't?
Does that come?
Yeah, perfect.
When you said roommate, I'd panic by it.
I've never roomways.
Anyway, I have a soulmate and that is good
enough.
Yes, I don't mind the rain.
We'd love to come in and do your way.
Then, come on in.
Hey.
Do you like pie?
Yeah.
I want it as pie and oven.
I'm being so much real, I miss them.
Then, we don't want to always get enough
treats.
We never seem to turn them down.
My wife loves to bake.
May I take your coats?
I really love pie.
I'm super excited.
My grandma used to be the best part.
Okay, well, you and my wife are going to
get over there.
Oh, one thing the rules and savings have
been to them.
Oh, that's okay.
Do you want one?
Get in.
Well, I'm going to check on the snacks.
Make yourself to home.
Thank you.
Hello!
Yeah!
My wife is being shy.
But the pie, the pie is nigh.
She has to be in the room with us too.
Yes, of course.
Of course.
Right.
I understand how you can take seats and
seats.
Come on.
Tell me.
I think it is good to do religious.
Well, our work here is done.
I just want you to know that before we
start.
I think that we would consider that
refreshing to hear.
Well, sometimes it feels like maybe
religion is not the center culture anymore.
It's basic to that.
Yeah, overtime.
Okay, are you ready to hear about our
Heavenly Father's Plan 3?
I am.
Wait.
Where are you going from?
Me?
I am in Utah.
One of eight daughters.
I know.
And sister Marz is from Salt Lake City.
Philadelphia, originally.
And you are both raised in the church?
Born and raised.
But there was a calm work.
So my dad passed away and we got to sh**t
a few different churches just to see what
was out there and see if we still believed
it.
I know that feeling very well.
It's so important to find your faith in a
doctor.
You actually believe.
And that's a very, very personal struggle.
That is a personal chapter that I've
struggled with for a very, very long time.
You know.
What is the one word that you...
It's funny.
Sister Marz was telling us that we should
prioritize other investigators.
But no.
I mean, I can tell that you are a very
spiritually curious person.
And just like Joseph Smith.
You know, Joseph investigated many
different denominations.
Presbyterian, Methodist, Catholicism,
and none of them quite fit.
Which why?
Joseph found an art church.
As I understand it, stop me when I know
Rome.
He was visited in the night by an angel
called Maroni.
Maroni.
Who should he?
He could let paint some golden place near
his home.
So, his mysterious translation of those
plates on the basis of this.
Wow!
No, you three know what I'm going to be
to.
No, seriously, we should be more like you,
Mr. Reed.
Mr. Reed.
Pye smells amazing.
And nothing can study the Book of Mormon.
How does it make you feel?
And he gets what kind of Pye smells
amazing.
Does it... It's a blueberry box.
My favorite box.
Going back, can I ask you?
How did your father pass away?
May I have some?
Yes, please.
Blueberry?
I'm kidding.
That's wonderful.
Blueberry, who wouldn't want that?
No, Gary's.
Is he... Gary's?
Oh, that's awful.
I'm so sorry.
I missed her.
That is a malicious affliction.
I thought you were making a joke about the
Pye.
Sorry.
Have you seen any signs of your father
since he passed?
Has he tried to communicate from the other
side?
No.
I'm straight.
Well, I'm really sorry and I'm sorry about
the...
Blueberry looks up.
It's okay.
When I die, I want to
come back as a butterfly
and just to follow
around the Pye love.
I'll land right on their hand.
Not their arm, not their head.
Right on their fingertip so they know it's
me.
That's me.
Apologies, and there's a foie word of the
house.
I'm sorry for that.
Well, ladies, I can't see you now.
I think it is time.
Time for what?
Time for Pye.
Pye!
And time for enlightenment.
What are you supposed to do?
I'm sorry, I should have offered you
water.
What are the wisdom from this caffeine and
alcohol?
What does it specifically mention?
So, I'm sure it may
be healthier to avoid
caffeine and insurance,
but we're just fine.
Let's see.
How do you feel about all the questions?
The name?
No, I don't want to ask who would have any
key questions.
An insensitive question that I think will
act up to our conversation.
Very well came before the sun goes down
and we're done for the evening.
But only if you're comfortable with that.
Well, we won't know if we're comfortable
until you ask.
First point.
Maybe you just ask.
Okay.
If you don't ask, I'm going to leave here
wondering what we missed out on.
Very well.
My question is this.
And now I've been built up
to... Should I request a drum roll?
I'm going to request a drum roll.
A drum roll, please.
Ladies.
Go, go, go, go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
My question is, how do you feel about
polygamy?
How do you feel about the concept of...
a man having felt a quiet?
I mean, it's not for me.
Are you asking from a biblical
perspective?
Mormonism has a
controversial history with the
misogynist practice of
men playing multiple wives.
But I am fascinated by the
idea of modern revelation, which
was used to erase this
behavior from the church in 1890.
I just think that's worthy of
conversation.
And what I mean by that is that we're
discussing in church that decided that a
controversial practice was a state of
reputation.
And I've had two hindrance to recruiting
new members, and so it used revelation.
Word of God told them to the
prophet to banish a provocative
religious penance, who done
sl*very contemporary times.
Yeah, I know that it may be difficult to
understand, but polygamy was a spiritual
mission needed at the time
in order to grow the ranks of
our membership in the wake of
much hardship and bloodshed.
A man having pluralized made more babies
to help the community grow.
Yeah, it's sketch for sure.
It was removed from the church not just
because it was a grotesque or
controversial, but just because it wasn't
necessary anymore.
You see, I worry, and forgive my loud
language.
I worry that Joseph Smith
used a concept of polygamy,
until it just lies his
affairs with other women.
I worry that Joseph's wife,
and the Smith was upset
when he slept with any
elder there, 16-year-old maid.
I worry that he formulated a plan to use
revelation for consequence resets in the
aftermath of that indiscretion and others
like it.
With great power comes great
responsibility.
Spar me.
Voltaire.
Right.
I guess what I would pose
to the room is my concern
that polygamy has no
spiritual barrier whatsoever.
That is something of distortion,
I think.
That the church's own history corroborates
and implies this...
...cellicle, brainwashing, detecting.
Is that true?
I'm sorry, I'm not sure we are getting
this.
If revelation by God is filtered
through man, and man is
flawed and man's sinned and
man lies, then how do we know you?
It's true.
We know it's true because of how it makes
us feel.
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
Couldn't agree more.
It's a personal relationship we've got,
which matters.
Let's talk with our bishop about some of
the points you're raising.
Question.
What's your favorite fast food?
Can I try not to eat it?
No, I was doing the call.
We've all got one.
Okay.
Burger King is better than Carl's Jr.,
which is better than these cooks.
Burger King is better than Hardy's,
which is better than Rowley's, checkers.
Burger King is better than Hardy's,
which is better than Checkers,
which is better than Wayne's, which is
better than In-N-Out, which is better than
McDonald's, which is better than Jack-Mox,
which is better than Nothing.
Jack-Mox, which brings me something.
I love Burger King.
What about Taco Bell?
We don't talk about Taco Bell.
Why don't we talk about Taco Bell?
We don't talk about Taco Bell.
There's not going to Wayne.
We don't talk about Taco Bell.
Alright, so Burger King is number one.
I think it's trash.
Right.
Not Jack-Mox.
I've got Wayne News.
I can support.
Good.
When is it?
Do you know I know how to Wendy?
I came up wrong.
That's okay.
So, when I started
studying theology, the last
thing I wanted to do
was find the Wendy's.
Of religions.
I was just writing
research paper for a
college class, and I was
content with dabbling.
So, some of my colleagues here, BK Whopper,
over there, whatever, fit the movie.
As I studied the genres, a D, B,
K, in and out, I, E, or medicine,
so I told you it's not a Buddhism.
And I got a place to go through genre and
rigorous study.
As I worked on my personal relationship
with Heavenly Father.
There are nice things, strength and death.
Do you know what I found?
The more you know, the less you know.
And by the time I was 50, I was a mountain
artist from the fast food of religion.
I became the unbreak.
That's part of the decade.
Every sect, cult, creed, denominational
claim to be the one true doctrine.
And yet, none seem true when held under
the microscope.
And I wonder what else was out there.
I promise you, the last thing I wanted to
do was find the one true religion.
But unfortunately, I did it.
Can we be your wife?
Please.
Of course, good.
She just has to be present and we want to
meet her.
Sorry, I'll go.
Yeah, I don't want to spare time,
but we should wrap this.
Any messages?
Okay, let's just politely wrap this neck
back.
Just the highlights.
And she is fine with it.
Ready?
Sorry about that.
Come on for it.
I'll meet you.
Hello.
This way?
Okay.
One moment, Mr. Ray,
we're just getting a call
from the Relief Society
and we'll talk right there.
Hi, this is Sister Barnes.
Thank you.
Should we leave?
No.
What is it?
My bike's.
Yeah.
The bike's outside, it's all on.
She has the codes.
She knows that my log is in my code.
Okay, so we need our codes.
I don't know, do we?
I can't remember that code, so I can't do
that in two miles.
No, I was four.
It's not worth talking with them.
I find them when they walk in.
This is dark.
This is dark.
I can't have more room.
This is so there.
It's in your belief.
Are you sure?
Should we ask it for help?
No.
Even if it doesn't, you're crazy.
Just dresses are all okay.
Or if the bells are gonna do something to
where we are.
No.
Nobody ask for help, honey.
It'll be fine.
Mr. Me?
And there they are, welcome.
Mr. Brady, I've been too generous with
your time.
Sister Paxton and I were just saying,
what a pleasure it's been.
But we just got off the phone and she
needs us to return to the church.
Oh, unfortunately.
I won't keep you if you should leave.
We've been son and back.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Because we were just getting started.
You know, you have me thinking that maybe
you were on to something with your faces.
I've been impressed, but I understand.
Yeah, your coats are hanging on the back
of that.
Excuse me, one moment.
So, we just need your help with the door.
It's a little tricky.
Sorry?
I think your door is stuck out there.
The door went up.
The front door?
Yeah, the front door went up again.
And opened one week and then opened.
Maybe if you unlock it, it will open.
No, no, I understand what you have asked
me, but...
The dead bills are on a timer.
I got carried away with our conversation.
I didn't realize that the bracelet had
been set.
I should have pulled the pin when you came
in, but I forgot.
So, if you are now
regrettably ready to leave,
you'll have to exit with
the back of my house.
We're here?
Just through here.
Well, can you just unlock the front door,
please?
We would like to go
that way, so we don't get
turned around and he
is going to get outside.
Yeah, it won't open again until morning.
Please, sir.
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise you it's safe to
be this way.
It's a little unusual to have a door that
unlocks a timer.
Yes, I'll ask you.
And it's a little unusual if it can't be
unlocked.
No, I know.
I am self-aware enough
to know how this might
look or learn to young
women in his house.
But I assure you, you won't.
Welcome to leave, through the back.
You saw my house from the outside.
Right, well, so you know, it's a tiny
footprint in the back of my house.
It's just there.
Anyway, I believe space to make yours
free.
To clarify, I am trying, have been trying
very hard to make it a point, not to
pressure you, so you shouldn't even feel
the need to fabricate a story about
someone from your ward, according to
leave.
It's perfectly fine.
You leave when you want.
It wasn't an excuse.
They do meet us back.
Oh, I know, but you're saying you took a
pause on someone from your ward.
Yeah, I'm not going to go.
But when you came
inside, I asked if you were
okay with the metal
in the water to see it.
Oh, what do you mean?
I mean, that the metal
obstructs self -aware
signals, so I didn't know
you didn't take a call.
But, just be clear.
So you're comfortable.
It is totally fine for you to leave on
your own accord.
You never need to feel like you have to
make excuses or tell me, you know,
a little white light.
So which door takes us outside?
Do you have a preference?
What?
Why would I have a preference?
Should we have a preference?
That is a fair question.
Don't be completely weird, but keep your
wife, please, just step in the room,
say hello, and walk us to the back of the
house.
I'm not trying to be silly.
I promise I'm not.
But there are rules we follow,
and you are a question then.
I will ask.
Can I ask you a question further?
Do you still believe that my wife is an
expert?
Despite all the evidence
to the contrary, the sense
of candle, the absence of
an oven with blue brick by.
Or... Have you been, but
I like you, in telling a lie.
If you still believe that
she's an hour ago, ask,
but it's something I
want you to think about.
And maybe think about in the context of
your beliefs.
You believe in God,
because somebody told you
at an impressionable
age that God is real.
Despite having doubts, as you got older,
despite seeing evidence to the contrary
your whole life, when
your father lost control
of his body, did you
think it was God's plan?
And to ruin his life?
Or did you go on believing something that
you know is not true, just to give you
comfort, because you were afraid what it
might mean if it was more alive?
I thought the sentence candle on the
table, because I wanted you to think about
the things that you believe, just because
somebody asked you to believe.
Can I use your phone?
Please.
I do not have a tough one.
You have a really beautiful history.
It's like church in here.
Do you feel that yourself?
My wife.
We're going to leave to the back of your
house.
Now is that okay?
Of course.
Just like you said, it's okay when we can
leave.
Right?
That's right.
Why is it?
That's amazing.
It doesn't look like this goes outside.
I think that you should
tell that we're regrettably
uncomfortable with this
situation here tonight.
I'm sorry, but didn't you just say a moment
ago that you saw the outside of my house?
So then you clearly saw the back of my
house and the back of my head.
So you would know that you have to go,
didn't in order to go, bit.
I think it would be best for you,
and for all of us, if you could have this
go home, because this state president,
he knows where we are in the ward,
which is now.
So they'll be expecting us.
And they were witnesses.
Were they sister burns?
Are they hearing us with these officers?
Oh, please.
I promise you, you're getting way,
way, way too worked out.
Right.
But I think that we're scared because you
lied to us earlier.
Do you want me to help?
You asked me out of here if you can have a
preference between the doors.
I think you should.
And I think if something you should
consider very carefully and then make the
right decision, do you want me to help
you?
Yes.
Okay.
And please.
Don't stand here.
I'll be with you.
Listen.
I've been...
It's a simple choice.
But it should not be made simply.
I need you to reflect very, very deeply
and then make some sense.
Have you ever played the Parker Brothers'
game, Monopoly?
Monopoly is currently published in 47
languages based in over 114 countries.
They say over a billion people have played
Monopoly.
But I'm guessing that only a fraction of
that billion have actually finished it.
Maybe that reminds you of something else.
Just as all.
This is what most people mean when they're
here in Monopoly.
There is the future.
Avatars, everyone has their favorite Dutch
are not to tell you mine.
Yeah.
Unless the Bastille money, there is the
nominations.
And of course, the jail.
Now, this next part is very important.
Have you ever played the 1904 board game
called The Land End Game?
It is very nearly identical to Monopoly in
every fundamental way.
There's the jail, there's free parking,
there's fines and fees, there's penalties
for letting one of the people's properties
and the ultimate goal of forming.
Monopoly is to force your opponent out of
the game.
But you always have to do with the
sleeping.
Everything.
The Land End Wars game was designed by
American feminism as with making almost
three decades before a heater salesman
from Philadelphia assistant bonds,
changed the name to
Monopoly and sold the
concept as his own
department brother in 1935.
This chap is called Charles.
Darry went on to
become the first millionaire
game's designer in
the history of the world.
Well, poor organism has
maybe died without ever being
credited for the impact she
had on American culture.
I'm talking to you about iterations.
I need you to have a very basic
understanding, iterating, because I'm
going to make a very disturbing late
tonight.
It will make your stomachs simpler than
your hearts being faster.
It will make you sick.
It may even, I'm very sorry, make you want
to die.
Have you heard this song before?
You just played it.
I have even before it might.
I disagree.
I think you've heard it many, many, many
times before, but we will come back to that.
You are even not monotheist.
They can have a late father, yes?
There are three major unotheistic
predictions.
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.
I call them the big three.
Judaism, i.e., the original edition,
Christianity, i.e., the most popular edition.
And Islam.
The New York second most popular edition.
May I say you'll put a moon, please?
I'll give it back.
Thank you.
And finally, after 800 years, this Mormonism,
i.e., the zany original spittle finish.
These are all iterations of the same
source material.
These section many of the
same characters and histories
will be presented with different
meanings and perspectives.
So, no, I will not accept
that you stand there
and tell me that you've
never heard the earth.
I breathe by the hollies when I know that
you have heard.
I'm really there.
Oh, yes ma'am.
A little creep.
I'm a weirdo.
Okay.
What the hell am I doing?
I know these are things
you're thinking right
now, but they're also
lyrics you recognize.
Yes.
Yes.
The hollies file the plagiarism,
those suited against radio, which they
later settled by, proving that the melody
and rhythm of the earth, I breathe,
appearing creep.
How are we in 1920?
Something like that.
Okay.
So maybe you know Lana Del Rey,
who remarkably was sued by radio heads,
or plagiarizing creep in her 2017 song,
Get Free.
Iterations.
Over time.
Daying, looting the message.
Obscuring.
The original.
Shootism.
Is it?
Oh, gee, monotheistic religion.
It's true by a wide margin and the most
number of practicing members.
And yet it makes up only 0.2% of the
world's population.
Why is that?
Why is the original less popular than the
Iterations?
Is it any less truly than the others?
Are we talking about religion or board
games or music?
Yes.
It does.
The fewest members because it doesn't
recognize.
Does that people are you?
How can you all know us?
Selling people a better life for their
board game than a song?
Here we go, brother.
Oh, missionaries are ready to sell to
people for an organization.
The product you're selling is an idea.
You don't want my door to sell.
Maybe I'll find it.
I'm a little bit old.
We are negotiating a transaction of IP
launches.
What I'm trying to say tonight is that I
have an idea which I would like to sell.
To you.
My argument is that the holding texts
which we revere are just methodological
iterations of stories which ancient people
have been telling us are centuries.
They're not truly real in any literal
sense.
They are merely a conduit to a more
ancient truth.
The story of a Satan was
born to a virgin who could
perform miracles and was
supernaturally resurrected.
It was a very popular story for at least a
thousand years before Jesus was born.
One of my blonde hair on the grenade broke
dress.
Similar?
No.
Never sapphire.
Mithras, before miracles, he was marked by
the side of the cross.
Horace.
Walked on the water, was crucified,
had 12 disciples.
Krishna, he was a carpenter,
born to a virgin, naptized
in a river, rose from the dead,
and descended into heaven.
This little guide of the pitch.
Twelve gods who were
born on December the
25th, all of whom,
predate existence of Jesus.
I am sorry, but it is impossible to ignore
the influence of one narrative upon
another, almost with nor the fact that all
these stories iterate into.
Star Wars, episode 1, the fact of minutes.
Can you imagine thousands of years from
now?
People accepting Jar Jar hasn't seen
difficult religious figure.
Thank you, pardon?
Jar Jar!
Jar Jar please!
Oh my god, it's me!
Never mind.
It is all terrifying, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
It is.
It is all.
Scary.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, just saying it out loud with
it.
God is a believer that he watches what he
masturbates, and he has such a fragile ego
that he only helps us when we beg him,
shouting with praise, and he hates g*y
people from being what he made them to be
more lax, terrifying.
If there's no good, then we're just
holding microscopic ants, flirting on a
rock through space with an invite purpose
and a hope to achieve eternal life.
Well, that's terrifying too.
Either the church is true, or it is a
fraud.
It is the church and kingdom of God,
or it is nothing.
You agree with that?
Would it help if I told
you this is called a
being because his 15th
President's New Church?
You agree with Gordon?
Yes, sir.
Don't you mind?
So even if you're true or not,
it's true.
Yes?
Yes.
Then I want you to choose which door to go
through, based on your faith.
Are you asking us for us to deliver heed
as a leaf in the church and a tractor,
which will correspond to what's going on?
I'm asking you to choose between belief
and belief.
And disbelief.
My own claim is that all 10,000 verifiable
religions that existed in the world today
are as artificial as the symbolic church
you're currently standing in.
It is false.
There is nothing holy here.
Your religious text is mere ornament.
As hollow and as capitalistic as these
ridiculous games.
I want you to know what is going to happen
to us before reaching out.
I don't even know how to begin to answer
that question if it hasn't happened yet.
Well, Mr. Reed, you've introduced a lot of
interesting points.
I think we can admit that you're a very
smart man and we still have a lot to learn.
So with that, I would like to accrete that
Jew who convinced us if we'd like to meet
through the disbelief door and go home
now.
Right, Mr. Marks?
If
I were to infer the meaning of the whole
house, choose the right house,
because I'm primarily interested.
No matter what you say to him.
We still have a lot of colleges because we
may be right.
Let's just get out of
here before our host is
being gracious enough
to let us please him.
I think that would be studied.
I think he wants to learn something about
us based on which door we open.
Is that the game?
Someone scratches their neck and he's
watching me.
I say the wrong thing.
And he settles on his words.
He handles my flickers and it captures his
attention.
What have you been looking for?
What have you found?
If I'm right, then the only thing that
matters right now is what we actually believe.
Yeah, because I think you're rhetoric is
thin.
And your garage sale board gave metaphors
kind of offensive.
I mean, EU-esque white duty is
that only makes up 0.2% of the
world's population that didn't
even pause for the Holocaust.
You make no acknowledgement of the religious
persecution Jewish people have faced.
You just use it as a set up to a punchline
about missionaries.
And then you see a moment in
the back that none of this addresses
Islam, as Muslims don't even
believe Christ was resurrected.
And I can point out all the similarities
these mythological gods have with Jesus,
but breeze over the
many glaring differences
one of these guys has
a freaking bird head.
I don't think that my point of view fits
into belief or disbelief.
I think they're the entire spectrum that
you've gained this neglect thing.
So it doesn't matter what belief does it.
Sister Gaston is believed in God?
Yes.
And let's lay through here.
Let's be honest.
You can just hear that God decides what
happens next for us.
Okay, we're going to be now.
Thank you for all your mentorship and
thank you for letting us live.
Are you coming too?
No.
It's okay.
Let's do it by the time it goes slow.
Sister Parton said it was one thing.
It's all about God.
What is it he wants?
Is he gonna keep us here forever?
No, he's too smart.
He knows.
No, don't check on us and...
They're straight to the last half to last.
Go.
Go on.
It's not.
His hands are still self-appointed.
We don't agree with him.
We challenge him.
We make him think.
He doesn't have to steal us.
We might not be a physical threat.
Or maybe he'll be an intellectual one.
I think that window has a cage on there.
Okay.
You're right.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Thank God.
This is it.
This is it happens.
You take this.
And you stop.
Let me in the neck.
This is hard.
And it's fast.
And it's so beautiful.
It's watching me too closely.
It's just you don't.
Please have a cold heart.
Okay.
I don't need it.
If I say that you got to her, then just
stop.
This guy.
This is hard.
This is cold heart.
Okay.
Mr. Okay.
Alright.
This is free.
I'll see you.
What's happening there are.
..
Oh my god.
..
Are you a story?
I had to be sure before I introduced you
to Mom.
You are now in the presence of a living
prophet of God.
The reason I advise
you into my sanctuary
tonight is because I have
been shown a miracle.
I believe this miracle is proofful of all
the traditions of the multitude of false,
adobe and ancient echo of something true.
I need a witness, you, to verify that the
miracle is real.
Now, our family recipe
for blueberry pies, I
think, traditional
one, increases in truth.
Up to flower cornstarch, sugar,
lemon, blueberries, of course.
But tonight I have also included some
workspace and some melodona, which means
that in a short while, the prophet will be
dead from consuming the pie.
And then you will witness a miracle.
By the grace of God, she will be
resurrected.
I feel that pause, please.
Unthon him?
I need you to feel her pulse right now.
Ignomish, please.
Set her heart.
Has no stop.
I'll paint you out and do that.
In this, the middle finger on the side of
the neck is a soft polyuretic.
Both of you, please.
Lift her head.
Be sure.
No, no, no, no.
Chemical is being released in that
morning.
Ignomish, please.
There's no pulse.
And knowledge.
Thank you.
Ignomish that she is no longer breathing.
You see the breath?
No.
So she's dead?
Okay.
Thank you.
Another longer, and you will witness a
resurrection.
She'll enter her name.
She'll tell us what she saw in the
afterlife.
That's the perfect moment.
Hello?
Oh, man.
The circle moment in the...
From your mother, no, no.
You know this?
Please, please, please, please.
Please, please, please.
No, no, no.
The answer is the door.
He's coming back.
It's great.
Come on in!
No, I'm sorry, I value you.
I've just never been looking for two young
ladies in my church.
Oh, well.
Is everything all right?
No!
Here.
I'm sure everything's fine.
I'm just wondering
if they... Stop by.
No, I'm sorry to say you were the first...
Have school, right?
I'm all good.
Do you see this?
It's fine.
Stop.
We need to pull the record.
The matches.
We start a fire.
It's not good.
Let's be able to make sure you're not
here.
Okay.
But you did ask for more information on
the church, right?
This is which church?
The church in these press lines?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is there someone that I can help?
Do you want to use my phone, call the
police?
I can get my phone.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not sure they're not far.
Thank you for your time.
All right, well, good luck.
I mean that.
Yeah, yeah.
Any luck?
She lost.
And if you remember your room,
she doesn't lose at all.
All right, then.
Because where she was, it's not.
This room is fine.
I remember.
Please, please, come on.
No.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I need romance by asking you one question.
Have you seen this booklet?
I have not.
But I will give it a look, see.
I don't know.
No.
Never says my name.
Why not?
Not.
We are very grateful for your passage to
the other side.
Your prophecy will be recorded by the
subject of text.
You must be exhausted.
Take my hand.
Well now, we see this is rather
interesting because I know that one of you
has been lying since you first got it.
And do you know how I know that?
Excuse me, can I take that?
I know from the bay that fire reacts to
each of you at bay.
Yup, one of you has a very big secret but
we will know more soon.
There will be a four sort of woman die and
come back to life.
That will be awesome.
Books will be written about it.
So choose your word very carefully when I
ask.
What do you mean this?
Tell me.
Tell me what you saw.
How did she?
If you didn't see something transparent,
that would be absolutely messed up.
I don't know.
Because if I'm wrong, I need to get it.
That's why...
This is a contrived
experiment where your
prisoners doesn't make
sense for us to happen.
You must know by now that any of us can be
whatever we want.
But why?
What do we want after what we've seen?
I saw it.
I saw it.
I heard her describe and she scared us on
the other side.
Right.
What did you hear?
She said there was a conductor.
Yes.
Did she need an angel?
Yeah.
She had a feeling of disassociation,
a feeling that something wasn't real.
That's it.
Can I know?
That's how we know.
Can I know?
No.
I can tell you God.
If you're willing to die.
It could be painless.
It could be temporary.
Like the prophets, you could be brought
back.
Doesn't that be frightening at all?
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you what's frightening.
Not really frightening.
Where do we come from?
What do we do here?
What's our purpose?
The terror of those questions is why
religions exist.
I can answer those questions for you.
I can give you a comfort, no religion in
the world.
This came from giving you.
It all makes sense now.
I've been asking myself all night.
How is he going to make k*lling us our
idea?
Sister Barnes, you're in a muddle.
I know, I can't tell if you're playing
chess or checkers.
Monopoly?
Come on, it was right there.
You didn't show us a miracle.
Okay, what did I show you?
That wasn't a miracle.
So you said, what did I show you?
That was not a miracle.
What did I show you?
It was a magic trick.
A magic trick?
You don't know why we don't talk about
Taco Bell?
We k*ll me when I was four years old.
50 people are hospitalized from the
Echolae outbreak.
My kids are school coop.
We talk of hell because I was clinically
dead while doctors operated on my kidneys.
My dad.
I saw.
Exactly what your prophet described.
A blind and white light.
Clouds but not heaven.
A sense of wanting to return.
A feeling that my state of reality wasn't
real.
That wasn't a prophecy.
That was a near-death experience.
When the action leaves
your brain or your heart
stops pumping your mind
creates unbelievable things.
I think you've been keeping this woman on
the edge of death and ordered to ask her
questions about meaningless
hallucinations so that you can
substantiate your idea of what
the one true religion really is.
Did you know that when you
remember something you were really
remembering the last time you
remembered that experience?
You're not actually recording the intense.
Your memory of dying in Taco Bell isn't
really dying.
It's the memory of the memory of the memory
of the memory of the memory stopping.
All that effect.
So you're remembering a false correlation
with the experience you've just witnessed.
But this is happening right now.
That's why I think, Sister
Barnes, the accident that you
really need to pay attention
because I probably see you.
We're not talking about a magic training.
No.
We're talking about magic.
I'm doing it.
Sister Barnes will do a note.
Please catch him right again.
No one has just to be...
like you're waking.
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
I'm a f*cking pop.
It's not that.
Oh, it's on your bones.
It's on one of your drawings.
I'm very sorry.
Something is wrong.
I'm not worried.
But she's not.
I like that too.
Yep.
Here.
Here.
All right, isn't it?
I'm a little vain.
This is why she's going for a mattress.
Take a look.
I'm very sorry.
But Sister Barnes, she's a program.
She's not real.
Could she be the way?
Girls?
I don't understand.
I understand.
No, no, I don't.
I'm not.
I'm good.
Can you explain it to me?
Are you Sister Paxton familiar with the
dire concept of the butterfly tree?
Butterfly.
Butterfly, what are you thinking?
Kinds as a type?
That is the butterfly effect.
Common mistake.
The butterfly dream.
Concerns and ancient Chinese philosopher.
Who asked himself to follow me in
question.
Was I a dreaming of a butterfly?
Or am I a now?
A butterfly dreaming is an eye on man.
Come and sit down.
Go.
Yep.
We'll be able to do it together.
To a dark realization.
That we exist inside a
simulation so vast that we cannot
tell the difference between
real life and artificial tree.
You heard the prophet.
She said it is not real.
You see, fire dynamics are very difficult
to render unnoticed as a nominee in its
behavior when it interacts with simulated
NPCs like poor old and systemy.
She couldn't come back to us.
But when you die, finger please,
you will pass through death and wake up
into the real world.
Or do you think?
Yes, no.
That's a theory.
But you are very welcome too.
But to challenge my premise, I love that.
Go for it.
I don't think this is a microchip chip.
Oh.
I think it's a contraceptive.
A birth control implant.
No, wait.
Have you ever met?
Yes.
A moment before it was out of birth
control.
Did Sister Barnes say she was on birth
control?
Our church would have
made her feel ashamed
about it and she would
have been too embarrassed.
Simulation theory is...
I promise this, please.
Sorry, it doesn't matter.
Simulation hypothesis is not testable,
is it?
No, it's a matter of belief, like any
religion.
You might believe it, bring it all,
or you can't believe it.
Come on.
With all due respect, I... I don't believe
it.
I'm not smart enough to say why I just
don't.
Do you believe that I never know that I
showed you?
Yes.
And?
At first.
But now...
I think something happened tonight that
you didn't expect.
It feels like you're improvising,
trying to convince me
of a simulation theory
that's not sticky in your brain.
Are you asking me if you're right,
that I am improvising, or you're right,
that the simulation narrative is not
sticky?
Yes.
High fire.
So, in fact, you agree with your friend
who thinks that the Prophet was just
hallucinating a meaningless near-death
experience?
No.
I think he switched the bodies.
I just haven't figured out how yet.
I switched...
But what did he say?
It's a doorbell ring when the elder got
here.
Which drew attention to the stairs.
He would have been prepared for that.
And it came back downstairs.
I noticed the woman wasn't in the same
position as before.
It was similar.
But it was not the exact same.
I think another woman who looked exactly
like her came into the basement through a
hidden door or something disposed of her
body and then took her place at the table.
See?
And then once we got back
downstairs, she wore red
off a scripted prophecy
that you prepared for her.
Except the last thing she said was,
it is not real.
Maybe she was trying to tell us that the
miracle wasn't real.
And then...
You see what I mean when I say something
happened that you didn't expect.
I think it gave her a
script and she went
off the book and now
you're trying to cover.
But if that's right, then there would have
to be another way into this basement.
So we have a look.
I don't think there is.
No.
I'm not doing very well.
Unless...
Which means that there would have to be a
dead body down there if you were right.
Correct.
How would you test his head?
I don't know.
But when you go into that hole and see if
there's somebody down there?
If I have to.
Why would you do that?
Because I wanted to know the truth.
And he goes the only way out is through.
But the trust?
It's won't be.
Why?
They're going to that cell.
Unless you're prepared to discover the one
true religion.
I know it.
Sorry about the cold.
You figured it out yet?
I think so.
So what is it?
What is the one true religion,
Sister P?
It's...
When we first arrived, you left us alone
in your living room.
We thought you were talking to your wife,
but you were doing something else.
I was.
You took a key from Sister Bront's coat.
What else?
To unlock our backs and hide them.
And notice your hair was wet when you came
back with the drinks.
That you were around in the store.
You did a side suit
because you didn't want the
elevator by so you
came back looking for it.
But there was something else on your mind.
It was.
You returned the bike
key to the wrong coat
pocket and thought this
was a mistake you made.
But now I know it wasn't.
Why?
You gave the bike walk
to one of your profits and
instructed them to lock the
final cell into our business.
But why?
Why?
Why did I do that?
Because you wanted me to know the only
reason I'm standing here right now is
because it is exactly where you want me to
be standing.
I'm right here because I chose to be.
I'm here because you made me choose to be.
Because you want me to believe
the one true religion is... ...control.
That is exactly right.
Religion is just a system of control.
And you see, that's what's so interesting.
They don't want your help.
That's the hell exactly where they chose
to be.
I just agree.
She chose to be poisoned by because of her
profound faith.
It is called drinking
the... Anyone?
Cooler.
It is true that I think these days are a
little chilly in a little package.
Which I'm very sorry.
They don't even for the
same reason that your church
goes to Haiti to give up
Bibles after a hurricane.
It's easier to control someone who has
lost everything.
You're absolutely right.
You're going for it.
Why are you doing this?
The question is, why are you all let me?
You are here because the
ideas of others have influenced
every single decision you've
made since the day you were born.
And I've been able to predict every decision
you've made tonight because of that.
You will not dictate every decision that
you're like.
They decide who you worship, where you
worship, what you worship.
Anything you take regarding to your own
new plans.
Don't mention another one.
Pray.
Pray.
Pray.
Pray.
Doesn't work.
I have heard the great prayer experiment.
I divided patients into groups, those
who received prayers and those who did.
The results of the study were conclusive.
It doesn't work.
But I think it's beautiful that we all
pray for each other.
Even though we all probably know it
doesn't make a difference.
It's just nice to think about someone
putting in yourself, even if it's you.
I would
take this badge off me, but I
can't be ashamed of you again.
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