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Chicken City (2024)

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Chicken City (2024)

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Welcome, all, to Chicken City.

I'm Frederick Fowler,

your congenial c*ck co-host.

Today, I'm going to take you --

We're going to take you!

-Ladies and gentlemen,

meet Henrietta Henningsen,

my fluttery, flighty friend

and co-host.

-So happy!

-Today we, your host chickens,

are going to take you on a tour

of beautiful Chicken City.

-Where chickens rule!

-Yes, obviously.

After our tour,

you will know more

about the chicken

than you ever imagined.

In fact,

you'll be chick-enlightened.

We'll start with a visit

to Poulet Muse,

then the Leghorn Library.

We'll stop in

at Eggenheim Museum

for "The Artful Chicken" show,

and then check out

Fowl Film Festival.

Next, we'll visit

Roostervelt Community College,

not to mention a stop

at the c*ck 'N' Bull Caf.

-Oh, well. We better get going

before the c*ck crows at dawn,

as they say.

-Chickens -- they're everywhere!

Ah! Welcome to the Poulet Muse,

my friends.

I'm going to take you on a tour

of our beautiful museum

that sheds light on our rich

and varied history

throughout all of time.

It is an amazing story

that I dare say

impacts the history

of the entire world.

-Some 150 million years ago,

the archaeopteryx roamed

the Earth with dinosaurs.

It stood on two legs

and had wings and feathers.

And from this mother hen

came all birds,

including we chickens.

Fast-forward

between 5000 and 3000 BC,

in the dark, sprawling forests

of southern Asia.

There, according

to Charles Darwin,

the grandfather of evolution,

lived the red junglefowl.

This was the predecessor

of today's chicken,

called gallus gallus.

Chickenologists

mostly agree gallus domesticus,

or the domesticated chicken,

emerged around 3500 years ago,

not for culinary purposes,

but rather for c*ck.

Limited by an inability to fly,

the migration movement

of chickens

is linked to the movement

of humans.

From Asia,

chickens made their way

throughout the world

alongside

their human counterparts.

Chickens were

a cherished possession

to these long-ago people

in Southeast Asia.

They felt there was

a mystique about chickens

and were sacred

to many cultures.

China has a long history

with chickens

extending back

to before the time of Christ.

In some Chinese

initiation ceremonies,

a white c*ck is k*lled to

signify the death of an old life

and the purity of the new.

c*ck was popular,

and by the Shang era,

around 1000 BC,

the Chinese were the first

to introduce chicken

into their cuisine.

The rooster is the 10th

among the 12th animals

in the Chinese zodiac cycle.

The rooster is celebrated

every 12 years,

with the next cycle in 2029.

If you are born

under the sign of the c*ck,

you are a pioneering spirit,

courageous, highly successful,

and outspoken.

On the downside,

c*ck are selfish,

eccentric, opinionated,

and tend to be loners.

Oh, my goodness.

What does that say about me?

In the 15th Century BC,

one of Egypt's pharaohs

described birds

that "bear every day."

Presumably, these were chickens.

Researchers have described

an icon of a chick

found in the tomb

of Tutankhamen,

also known as -- --

King Tut.

Ancient Egyptians

were also among the first

to mass-produce chickens

and incubate their eggs,

presumably to feed

the throng of pyramid workers.

They created the process

of incubation in hatching ovens

and were capable of producing

20 million chicks each season.

Wouldn't want to count

the chickens in that basket.

In Greece, the birthplace

of Western thought,

the chicken became the subject

of intellectual debate,

literary reference,

scientific scrutiny,

as well as myths and legends.

The c*ck

was considered a creature

of tremendous beauty

and strength

and was associated

with numerous Greek gods.

In Greek mythology,

Demeter,

the goddess of agriculture,

and her daughter Persephone

claimed the chicken

as a symbol of fertility,

while Hermes,

the god of commerce

and a notable polygamist,

possessed the c*ck's

erotic attributes.

The chicken was sacred

to Athena,

who was the goddess

of wisdom and warfare

and the trumpeter of justice.

Athena also happened to have

the c*ck's bellicose nature.

Electrion,

the Greek word for rooster,

was a young soldier

assigned by Ares to stand guard

while he made love to Aphrodite,

who happened to be the wife

of his brother.

When Electrion fell asleep,

the tryst became known,

and Ares changed Electrion

into a rooster, doomed forever

to announce the arrival

of the sun with his crow.

Aristotle was also

one of the earliest

to study the embryonic

development of the chicken,

by opening and accurately

describing the contents of eggs

during each day

of their 21 days of incubation.

Socrates spoke of a chicken

on his deathbed.

After being sentenced to death

by ingesting hemlock,

his last words were...

"We owe a c*ck to Asclepius,"

who was the god of hell.

"Pay it, and do not neglect it."

The ancient Etruscans,

before they succumbed to

Roman rule in the 6th Century,

practiced divination,

including the wishbone custom,

using the dried clavicle

of the chicken to make a wish.

Did they ever hear

of blowing out birthday candles?

At Rome's pinnacle,

chickens were prized

for their supposed

medicinal powers.

Ulisse Aldrovandi,

considered the grandfather

of chicken wisdom,

was an Italian naturalist

who wrote a 400-page

treatise on chickens.

He claimed there is almost

no illness of the body,

both internal and external,

which could not be cured

by the chicken.

From leprosy to pleurisy,

from tumors to humors,

from elephantiasis to phlebitis,

roosters, hens, or chicken parts

were described.

Chicken --

the cure for what ails ya.

Apicius, a Roman gourmet

who lived in the 1st Century AD,

is credited

with writing the first cookbook

in the Western world.

His recipes contain instructions

on how to preserve

and prepare chicken with brines,

herbs, cream sauces,

and even fried up in a pan.

Like in Greece, myths around the

chicken were abundant in Rome.

The c*ck became identified

with numerous gods.

His lust was personified

by Amor, the god of love,

who was also known as Cupid,

and also Priapus,

the god of fertility.

He was linked with Mercury, the

god of property and prosperity,

who was also a trickster

with a reputation

for thievery and gambling.

The c*ck's combativeness

and willingness to die fighting

was a perfect match for Mars,

the fierce god of w*r.

The Romans believed that

the chicken had divine powers

and an ability to communicate

with the netherworld.

Electromancers used chickens

in their rituals

by interpreting messages

from their pecking at grains

scattered on the ground.

In another divination process

called Oraculum Extrupudio,

military decisions were based

solely on a chicken's appetite.

If the chicken ate,

there would be a victory.

During the Punic Wars,

chickens were used

to determine

if there should be a battle.

If the birds

refused their supper,

they were thrown overboard,

with the leader shouting,

"If they won't eat,

let them drink!"

Needless to say,

the Romans lost that battle.

The chicken made an impact

on the early Christian church.

The New Testament contained

several references

to the chicken.

At one point, Jesus compares

himself to a mother hen.

"How oft have I gathered you,

as a hen gathereth

her chickens under her wings!"

After the Last Supper,

Jesus predicted

to his disciple Peter...

"Verily, verily,

I say unto thee,

the c*ck shall not crow

till thou hast denied me

thrice."

Jesus was correct.

He was soon arrested, and Peter

denied any connection to Jesus

three times in a row.

But when he heard the c*ck crow,

he broke down and repented.

The rooster then became

a symbol of repentance

and was often seen

at the foot of Peter.

Around 590 AD,

Pope Gregory I

even named the rooster

as the most suitable emblem

of Christianity.

And in the 9th Century,

Pope Nicholas decreed

that all churches

must display the rooster

on their steeples or domes.

The image of the rooster watched

vigilantly for the rising sun

and was linked

to Christians watching

for the second coming of Christ.

The egg has long been

a universal symbol

associated with Easter.

It is believed the coloring

of Easter eggs

began as an ancient tradition

of staining eggs red

in memory of the blood

of Christ.

While the chicken enjoyed

a prestigious place

in Christianity

as it spread throughout

the European continent,

it would not last forever.

Eventually, its reputation

of the male erotic urges

and its use in pagan rituals

would contribute

to the chicken's fall from grace

in the eyes

of the Christian Church.

One such ritual was alchemy,

which was an ancient science

that combined magic, astrology,

and mystical philosophy

to unlock the mysterious

workings of the universe.

A union between opposites was

an important concept in alchemy,

with the rooster and hen

representing the perfect pairing

of the sun and the moon.

In the Middle Ages,

animal allegories

called bestiaries

became extremely popular

as teaching tools.

They were serious works

based on natural history

and infused with religion,

mythology, and science.

Generally,

the c*ck is portrayed

as an intelligent

and revered creature.

Well, what else would it be?

But other bestiaries

maligned the poor fellow

by depicting it as a basilisk.

Reputed to be the most evil

of all creatures,

the basilisk was hatched

from a c*ck's egg

and supposedly

had the power to k*ll

with either a glance

or its incredibly bad breath.

Maybe a little flossing

and brushing would help things.

Over the next centuries,

the chicken spread

throughout Europe,

In France,

the c*ck has a long history

as a symbol of their country.

In fact, in Latin,

"galus" is the word

for both c*ck and France.

The image of a fighting c*ck,

the "coq gaulois,"

became their national emblem,

and the pride of the poulet

appears throughout France

even today.

And in Italy,

this famous pitcher

dates back

to commemorate an event

that took place

in the town of Galina in 1478.

Galina translates to hen.

The pitcher was created

to honor the chickens

who saved the life

of Giuliano de' Medici

by warning the family

of an impending raid

with their cackling cry.

Giuliano was so thrilled,

he had ceramic replicas

of the rooster made

to be used as wine vessels.

In England,

beginning in the 1500s,

selective breeding of chickens

took place

to improve egg and meat

production.

In 1843, Chinese ports

opened to worldwide commerce,

and the British poultry industry

was turned upside down

by the arrival

of exotic new Chinese breeds,

including...

In 1845, Cochins were exhibited

at London's

first major poultry show

and poultry popularity exploded.

Just five years later,

in Birmingham,

tens of thousands of gawkers

became instant poultry fanciers.

Queen Victoria

increased the excitement

with her new flock of Cochins.

Her poultry housing

looked more like a country manor

than a chicken coop,

and her precious birds

lived in the lap of luxury.

When Queen Victoria

banned c*ck in 1849,

the gentry diverted its

attention from fighting c*ck

and went crazy with show birds.

Even Punch, the British magazine

known for its pithy satires,

had something to say

about the poultry mania.

The first English poultry club

was formed in 1864,

and their standards

of perfection

for every breed was drafted.

In ancient Jewish tradition,

at the Kapara,

on the eve of Yom Kippur,

Orthodox men sacrifice c*ck

and women hens for atonement,

saying...

"This fowl is my substitute.

This is my surrogate.

This is my atonement.

The c*ck or hen

goes to its death

that I may enter into

a long and happy life

and into peace."

Throughout Africa,

customs and attitudes

towards chickens varied.

The Azande tribe in the Sudan

fed a poison called benge

to chickens,

which k*lled some chickens

and spared others.

At sances, the benge-fed

chicken was asked questions,

and the answers were determined

by the chicken's survival...

or not.

In Benin, a matriarchal society,

chickens' images were placed

on the graves of women.

The more powerful the woman,

the bigger the statue.

In voodoo and Santeria,

chicken sacrifices were

important in their religions.

At voodoo ceremonies, the blood

of a sacrificed chicken

is offered to the Iwa,

a voodoo god.

Chicken feet were used as charms

to ward off evil spirits.

In Santeria,

the followers of an orisha

offer a sacrificed chicken

to please the spirit.

As the English colonists

made their way

to Jamestown, Virginia, in 1607,

it is reported

that the 500 chickens on board

were eaten during a famine.

But more chickens soon arrived

as the settlers

made the trek to the colonies.

For the next 250 years or so,

raising chickens

was a casual pastime,

a job usually left

to women and children.

For the most part, the chickens

were not housed or even fed.

They coexisted

with other animals,

living on leftovers and what

Mother Nature could provide.

They slept in trees,

and their eggs had to be hunted.

On average, hens laid

only about 30 eggs a year,

as opposed to the modern

chickens. who lay around 300.

Ouch!

Farmwives often sold the eggs

as a small source of income,

hence the term "egg money."

In 1840,

the rooster entered politics,

when political speeches

were named "crowing,"

today known as "boasting."

The rooster even became

the official emblem

of the National Democratic Party

for a short time,

before it was ousted by the a*s.

In the 1800s,

some of the most famous breeds

were developed --

Dominiques, Plymouth Rocks,

Rhode Island Reds,

and White Leghorns.

But, just as in England,

the Cochin craze

took over the U.S. in 1843,

when the exotic Chinese Cochins

arrived.

An American obsession

with owning and breeding

the world's finest chickens

took hold.

The first exhibition

of fancy poultry in America

was held in Boston's

Quincy Market in 1849

and truly launched

the American poultry industry.

It attracted more than 10,000

people from every walk of life.

In George Burnham's 1855 satire,

"The History of Hen Fever,"

he describes the obsessiveness

of chicken fanciers.

The American Poultry

Association published their own

first standard of perfection

in 1874,

which classifies and describes

the ideal physical appearance,

coloring, and temperament of

the then 41 breeds of chickens.

But soon the market

was oversaturated

with expensive chickens,

and suddenly no one

seemed interested.

The era of the exhibition

chicken may have waned,

but the chicken

was here to stay.

In the early 20th Century,

raising chickens was still

primarily a side business

run by wives

with the help of children.

Chicken meat

was considered a delicacy

that most families reserved for

holidays and special occasions.

The development

of the U.S. poultry industry

paralleled the development

of heavy manufacturing

in urban centers,

and the industry evolved

from traditional, cottage-style

businesses

into large-scale productions.

Much of the population moved to

cities for better-paying jobs,

and the new city dwellers

had to purchase eggs and meat

rather than relying

on their own supply.

The remaining rural farmers

were poorly equipped

to handle the growing demand.

Inadequate roads and

transportation made it difficult

to deliver eggs and poultry

to city markets.

-The U.S. egg industry

received a tremendous boost

during World w*r I as

the demand for eggs increased.

The Daughters

of the American Revolution

started a w*r-effort

fundraising campaign,

telling their contributors...

"Every dime given means an egg.

Every quarter means a chicken."

The U.S. government

encouraged families

to raise their own

backyard chickens

to free up food supplies

for troops and allies overseas.

-As more and more people

got into the business

and chicken farms expanded,

labor prices increased,

land values rose,

and the delicate balance

between expenses and profit

was at the mercy

of fluctuating market forces.

When the First World w*r ended,

there were just

too many egg farmers,

and the booming business

went bust.

Also, the importing of eggs

from China

had become a serious problem

to American farmers.

They lobbied for tariffs

on the imported eggs.

Throughout the country,

poultry cooperatives

were established

to protect the farmers

from the manipulation

of egg prices by wholesalers.

By 1920, the chicken business

was again looking hopeful.

It wasn't long before chicken

was second only to corn

as a revenue producer

for rural farms.

In 1928, just before

the Great Depression,

the Republican presidential

candidate, Herbert C. Hoover,

promised to put,

"A chicken in every pot,"

as the United States economy

began to sour.

This promise worked,

and Hoover won the election.

The Second World w*r was also

good for the chicken industry.

The troops needed to be fed,

and military demand for dried

and powdered eggs was high.

After the w*r, raising poultry

became an American dream.

Following the Depression's

hard times and the w*r's horror,

people yearned

for a simpler life.

To attract

new and hungry consumers,

farmers turned

to science and technology

to increase their profits.

The goal was simply to produce

bigger chickens faster

and increase egg supply.

The hen was moved inside,

because uniformity in growth,

laying, and egg quality

could be better achieved

in a controlled environment.

The move eliminated

the need to hunt for eggs

and the risk of losing them

or the chickens to predators.

The hen was no longer able

to relax under a shady bush,

take dust baths,

or care for her young.

She was housed together

with other hens in coops

or on her own in a small cage,

where she was given

carefully controlled food,

water, and light.

Conveyor belts carried her eggs

to industrial-sized incubators.

Chicken life in the modern era

was now very different

from any other point

in human or chicken history.

-So it wasn't fun

to be a chicken anymore?

Wow!

That's a lot of chicken info!

I feel like my bantam brain

is about to crack!

Hey, I'm feeling

a little peckish.

-Let's head over

to the c*ck 'N' Bull Caf.

-Welcome

to the c*ck 'N' Bull Caf.

My name is Java Jersey, and I'll

be your waiter this afternoon.

Can I interest you

in a c*ck, perhaps?

We have Chicken Gin Giblet,

c*ck-a-Rail c*ck,

Gobbler Cobbler, c*ck Collins,

c*ck-a-Doodle Daiquiri,

or Bantam Beer.

-Why do they call it a c*ck?

-Well, there are many theories,

and most of them have something

to do with the, uh, chicken

in one way or another.

Some say it came

from the practice

of toasting the victor

of a c*ck

by placing feathers

in his drink.

Others attribute it

to a French tradition

of serving liquor concoctions

in an egg-shaped cup.

We'll never know.

-I think I'll start

with the Chicken Gin Giblet.

-Hmm. What do you recommend

for a peckish chicken?

-We have a few specials today.

You could start

with chicken soup,

which was, by the way,

developed in the 12th Century

by Moses Maimonides,

who was the first to suggest it

as a cure for the common cold.

Or there's Chicken Marengo,

which was made for Napoleon I

after a close call at the

Battle of Marengo in Italy.

And there's chicken la king,

which credits Delmonico's

restaurant in New York

for developing the dish

with pimento-laden cream sauce.

Or maybe Chicken Kiev.

I hear that the Russians

view the dish as their own,

but it was refined

by a Ukrainian chef

in the 19th Century from Kiev.

Whatever its history,

it's a delicious dish of chicken

with a rich, buttery sauce

covered in breadcrumbs.

Oh! We also have capon.

Did you know that the Capon

is a castrated rooster

developed in Rome around 161 BC?

There were Roman laws enacted

to limit excessive consumption.

That banned fattening hens

to conserve grain.

So they developed a technique

to castrate the rooster,

making him grow fat and tasty.

-Well, it all sounds delicious,

but I think I'll just have

another c*ck.

Mm. Maybe a Bantam Beer?

-Make mine

a c*ck-a-Doodle Daiquiri.

-Gravel and grubs!

Gravel and grubs!

I love to eat

my gravel and grubs.

-Ooh! I love this TV show!

It's Chicken Lady from

the Canadian sketch comedians

the Kids in the Hall!

-Let me show you more.

This is "Cow and Chicken,"

created by cartoon genius

David Feiss

that first appeared

on the Cartoon Network in 1994.

And since then, 52 brilliant

shows have been created.

There's my favorite barnyard

rooster, Foghorn Leghorn.

He starred in nearly 30

Warner Bros. cartoons.

This one's "Walky Talky Hawky."

It was released in 1946

and was nominated for an Oscar.

Ooh, and how about

"Super Chicken"?

It was a cartoon show

produced by the creators

of "Rocky and Bullwinkle."

Mm-hmm. Only 17 six-minute

episodes were ever made

between 1967 and 1968.

The star of the show

is Henry Cabot Henhouse III,

the richest chicken in the world

and an amateur scientist.

In each episode,

Henry would drink

his super sauce

and turn into the superhero

known as Super Chicken.

Gotta watch this.

Ah, yes. "Green Acres."

Folks from the big city living

on a shabby farm in Hooterville.

This old classic was on CBS

for seven years in the 1960s.

-You don't order eggs...

-Oh, watch Lisa get

on-demand eggs from her chicken.

Classic.

-Chickenman!

-He's everywhere,

he's everywhere!

-At the same time

when "Green Acres" was on,

the classic radio serial

"Chickenman" was launched

by d*ck Orkin of WCFL Radio

in Chicago.

Mm-hmm.

The series eventually played

on more than 1,500

radio stations

in the United States

and overseas.

And now let's listen

to some chicken music.

Oh, please!

- Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo, hoo,

whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

Whoo!

-Ooh! My favorite tune,

"The Us Dance."

Come on, honey. Let's cut a rug.

-I don't think I know the steps.

-Oh, nonsense. Just cut loose.

-When you think

of chicken music,

one of the first songs

that comes to mind

is the always popular

at weddings

and at German festivals

"The Chicken Dance."

Surprisingly, this song

is relatively contemporary,

written by Swiss composer

Werner Thomas in the 1950s.

-Oh, gosh. I'm doing it.

I'm really doing it.

-Well, of course!

Every chicken

can do the chicken dance.

It's in our DNA.

Aah!

Well, I guess you do have

two left claws.

Now, after all these c*ck,

I'm rarin' to ruffle

my feathers.

-Calm down.

We're going into a quiet zone.

Just pretend

you're walking on eggshells.

So let's continue our tour

and head over

to the Leghorn Library.

-Holy New Hampshire red!

That's a lot of books!

-Well, it's no surprise,

given the chicken's

important status

in cultures around the world,

that they've been the subject

of countless books

by notable authors.

-Well, I'm gonna go check out

some of the chick lit.

-Welcome to the Leghorn Library.

I'm Abigail Australorp,

head librarian.

-We're here to learn

about the importance

of chickens in literature.

-Well,

the first important author

that had a lot to say

about chickens

was the famous fableist Aesop,

allegedly a Greek sl*ve

who lived about 600 BC.

Best known for the story

of "The Tortoise and the Hare,"

Aesop also extracted great

wisdom from hens and roosters

and featured them in his tales.

The often used expression,

"Don't count your chickens

before they're hatched,"

is the moral from

"The Milkwoman and her Pail."

In it, she hatches up a plan

to sell her milk to buy chickens

to then sell for a new gown.

The plan goes awry

when she spills the milk.

In his famous

"Canterbury Tales,"

Chaucer immortalized

the character of Chanticleer

in "The Nun's Priest's Tale."

This famous 14th-Century

rooster is typical of c*ck.

He is elegant and intellectual,

egotistical and vain,

but likable enough.

And of course

he has seven wives.

In the tale,

Pertolete, his favorite wife,

accuses Chanticleer

of being a coward

when he tells her

of a premonition

of his impending doom

at the hands of a fox.

Sure enough, Sir Russell,

a cunning fox,

appears to lure Chanticleer

away from the barnyard,

enticing him with flattery,

and then snatching him

in his mouth.

Chanticleer outwits the fox

when appealing

to Sir Russell's pride

and escapes

when he opens his mouth.

While many of the cultural

references to chickens

have focused on the bravado

and prestige of roosters,

Hans Christian Andersen explores

the character of the hen.

In his allegory,

"It's Perfectly True!",

Andersen uses the hen

to perpetuate the stereotype

of the vanity of women

who go to great lengths

to attract men

by altering their appearance.

-In the story, the hen

plucks out all her feathers,

thinking it will make her

more attractive to the rooster.

Many people think that

the most famous chicken tale

is the story of "Henny Penny."

We know her as Chicken Little

in the U.S.

When an object falls

on her head...

...Henny Penny assumes

the sky is falling.

On her way to tell the king,

she is joined

by her friends c*ck Locky,

Ducky Daddles, Goosey Loosey,

Turkey Lurkey, and Gander Panda,

who join in her fear

of impending doom.

Some of my other

favorite chicken tales

are Edmond Rostand

of "Cyrano de Bergerac" fame,

who wrote "Chanticleer,"

the story of an idealistic,

vain rooster

who falls in love

with a pheasant hen

and becomes henpecked

by her seductive demands...

...and P.G. Wodehouse's

"Love Among the Chickens,"

the story of Stanley

Featherstonehaugh Ukridge's

scheme to achieve fame

and fortune by raising chickens.

Let's listen.

-I've thought it over, lad,

and it's as clear as mud.

Chickens, eggs,

and the money's streaming in

faster than you can bank it.

It's the idea of a lifetime!

You get your first hen on tick.

Well, then you let this hen --

this first, original hen,

this on-tick hen --

you let it set

and hatch chickens.

Then, suppose you have

a dozen hens.

Very well, then.

When each of the dozens

has a dozen chickens,

you send the old hens back

to the chappies

you borrowed them from

with thanks for the kind loan.

Starting business with

144 free chickens to your name!

As might be expected,

"Love Among the Chickens"

went amok.

Shakespeare doesn't neglect

chickens in his writings.

In "Macbeth,"

upon hearing

of the savage slaughter

of his wife and children,

Macduff cries...

And in

"The Merry Wives of Windsor,"

Bardolph wants to know

if Falstaff wants eggs

in his wine this time.

And Falstaff yells that no,

he doesn't want

any chicken sperms in his drink.

And we mustn't forget

chicken poems.

My favorite,

"The Red Wheelbarrow"

by William Carlos Williams.

-Thank you so much

for sharing your deep knowledge

of chicken literature.

Well, that was interesting,

wasn't it?

-And inspiring.

It makes me want to do

some serious writing myself.

-Why don't you?

-Well, every time I try,

it all

looks like chicken scratch.

-Naturally.

Ah. The art museum.

And look. The current show

is "The Artful Chicken."

Did you know that nearly

every artist throughout history

has a chicken

in their body of work?

Well, that gives them something

to crow about.

Yolk, yolk!

-It does prove that

the chicken is the ultimate icon

in the world of art.

We're here

for "The Artful Chicken" show.

We like our eyes open

to the wonderful world

of chickens and art.

-Well, then you're in

the right place, my friends.

My name is Olivia Orpington, the

curator of the Eggenheim Museum.

First of all, there aren't

too many artistic isms

where the chicken isn't.

From Realism to Naturalism...

from Impressionism to Cubism...

and from Dadaism to Modernism,

the chicken has inspired

the masters

through generations

of art history across the world.

The first recorded piece

of chicken art

dates back

to prehistoric times in Harappa,

a great city in the valley

of the Indus River,

in what is today Pakistan

and one of the earliest

agricultural civilizations.

Around 3000 BC,

two clay figurines

of a c*ck and a hen were found

by archeologists.

This important find

not only proved

the existence of the chicken,

but it also signified

the beginning of an art

that reflects the history

and culture of civilization --

an art that has finally

been recognized

as a legitimate genre --

chicken art.

Artists like Nuremberg's

Albrecht Duerer

paid homage to the rooster's

virility and strength.

In his coat of arms, Duerer,

one of the great artists

of the German Renaissance,

depicts a white c*ck

standing atop a helmet

with a frightened-looking

lion below.

Even the most ferocious

of animals

were terrified

of the noble bird.

There are many reasons

artists painted chickens.

They portray despair and death

in Francisco Goya's still life.

Painted during Napoleon's

invasion and occupation

of Spain,

he portrays a lifeless,

defeated,

and dramatically deceased

chicken --

one of the many death scenes

Goya imagined

in this violent

and uncertain period of history.

To Chaim Soutine,

his hatred toward chickens

was evident in his 20 versions

of "Dead Birds,"

all plucked

and hanging on hooks.

This, by the way,

stemmed

from a childhood punishment

of being locked

in the chicken coop.

Now, here's an artist

that we can all relate to --

French illustrator

J.G. Grandville.

His chickens

are obviously inspired

by all of us in Chicken City.

The paintings of J.W. Ludlow

served a very practical purpose

at the height

of chicken enthusiasm

in mid-19th Century England.

His 50 meticulous renderings

of perfect chickens

in Lewis Wright's

"Book of Poultry"

helped to standardize the breeds

and served as a guide for judges

at contests and exhibitions.

To Marc Chagall, chickens

exuded joy, hope, and love,

often like angels.

Ito Jakuchu

used his depiction of chickens

to reflect

and express his commitment

to Zen Buddhist principles.

Alone, they serve as

a metaphor for the individual,

possibly Jakuchu himself,

isolated and in search

of spiritual enlightenment.

In pairs or groups,

Jakuchu's chickens seem to make

eye contact with each other

and exude a feeling of harmony.

Pablo Picasso was not only one

of the most influential artists

of the 20th Century,

but also a great chicken artist.

Through his 60-year career,

chickens appear

not only as powerful icons,

but as reflections

of Picasso's emotional state,

personal life

and political leanings.

His 1938 painting,

"A Girl with c*ck,"

is said to reflect the tension

between his wife

and two mistresses.

At the same time,

his Spanish homeland

was torn apart by a civil w*r.

Here, a cold

and androgynous person,

whom some claim resembles

Picasso himself,

is holding a terrified rooster

by his throat on her lap.

It appears as though

she is ready

to sacrifice

or castrate the chicken.

Picasso claims that the painting

represents the destruction

of a helpless humanity

by the forces of evil.

But some suggest

it may also be a response

to a perceived threat

to Picasso's masculinity.

While living in occupied France

during World w*r II,

Picasso was watched by the Nazis

and forced to refrain

from controversy.

His 1944 painting,

"c*ck of the Liberation,"

was said to be a symbol

of his loyalty to the French.

In the aftermath of the w*r,

Picasso's paintings

evoked its horrors.

In "The c*ck and the Knife,"

he depicts a freshly

sacrificed rooster,

atop what appears to be

an altar,

with his feet bound

and throat slit.

John Heartfield,

a Berlin-based Dadaist,

displayed his hatred of Hitler

in his famous photo montage.

As Hitler is sharpening

his knife with a sinister leer

while an innocent

French chicken awaits its fate,

the French Foreign Minister,

Bonnet,

reassures the viewer

by saying, "Don't be afraid.

Hitler is a vegetarian."

Meanwhile, in the United States,

portraiture was still

the dominant art form,

and the chicken was

a popular source of inspiration.

Jacob Maentel was a painter

who traveled the countryside

to paint portraits in the 1800s.

Notice in his

"Boy with Rooster,"

the boy's hair mimics that

of the rooster's comb,

and the tail appears

to be part of the boy.

Grant Wood, an Iowa painter

in the 1900s, loved chickens.

His first drawing, at age 3,

showed a cluster of tiny arcs,

or half-moons,

all positioned

in the same direction.

He told his mother

that they were chickens.

Throughout his career,

Wood never tired of the birds.

In "The Appraisal,"

Wood contrasts two women

from different worlds.

A country woman

wearing simple clothes

clutches her Plymouth Rock and

discusses the price of the hen

with a flashy,

fur-clad woman from the city

wearing pearl earrings

and carrying a fancy purse.

Wood's "Adolescence"

is a poignant barnyard metaphor

about the pain and struggle

of growing up.

The shy and insecure

pubescent chicken

at the center of the painting

awkwardly attempts

to hide her body.

This pin-feathered

spring chicken,

whose plumage

has not fully developed,

stands in stark contrast

to the scowling, matronly hens

at her side.

If bigger is better

and more is more,

contemporary American artist

Douglas Argue's

untitled chicken painting is

the ultimate chicken painting.

Not only is it monumental --

12' x 18' --

but it evokes a feeling

of infinite chickens,

each a unique entity with

its own personality and details.

He painted without models,

yet each chicken is different.

He has never

been around chickens

and claims he has no

particular feelings about them.

Although it depicts

a large-scale

chicken-raising operation

Argue protests

that this painting

is neither a social commentary

about mass production

nor the plight of chickens.

Even so, this painting hit a raw

nerve with the poultry industry.

In 1903, the House of Faberg

created the Chanticleer Egg.

On the hour, Chanticleer,

made of gold

with yellow, blue,

and green enamel,

and adorned with rose diamonds,

springs from the top of the egg,

nods his head, flaps his wings,

and moves his beak

as if to crow.

-Wow. Those Faberg eggs

are beautiful, aren't they?

-Aw, they sure are.

But I'd hate to have to try

and hatch one!

-Yeah. Ouch.

-Before you leave,

let me show you more

of my favorite chicken pieces

from our collection.

-Hey!

The Fowl Film Festival

opens today

at the Apollo Cinema!

I'm in the mood

for a good chick flick!

-Folks probably don't know

that chickens have been featured

in some great Hollywood films --

some serious, some humorous,

but all a great tribute

to our relatives.

-Ohh! Can't wait!

Roll 'em, Roger!

-Welcome. I'm Roger Eggbert.

Welcome to

the Fowl Film Festival.

As you will see today,

chickens play important roles

in many of the world's

most celebrated films.

Sometimes they're

the stars of a film

or they're referenced

in memorable movie quotes...

or sometimes they're featured

as symbols in the mise-en-scne.

One of the first significant

chicken film sightings

was the 1925 silent classic

"The Gold Rush"

starring Charlie Chaplin.

In it, Chaplin plays

a luckless prospector

barely surviving

a harsh winter in the Yukon.

Sharing his shack is Big Jim,

who, in a starving,

delirious state,

sees Chaplin as a potential meal

as he morphs

into a giant chicken.

"Freaks," from 1932,

is a disturbing film

that takes place

in a traveling circus.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Cleopatra, a beautiful acrobat,

woos and wins the love

of a m*dget, Hans,

who has acquired a fortune.

When she plots his m*rder,

he and his freak friends

transform her from a

once-beauty to chicken lady,

her lot in life to become

a spectacle in a sideshow.

-Believe it or not,

there she is.

-Bawk!

Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

-"The Blue Angel," a 1930 film

by director

Josef von Sternberg,

is a chicken classic.

At the wedding of upstanding

Professor Rath to Lola,

the sultry and seductive

chanteuse

at the Blue Angel Caf,

a simple egg trick foreshadows

the later demise of the couple.

Ba-bawk! Bawk!

Ba-bawk!

-Professor Rath's life plummets

after he loses his teaching job,

becomes financially dependent

on his unfaithful wife,

and is forced

to perform the egg trick.

-An egg.

Good, fresh-laid egg.

-This humiliation turns

the professor into a rage,

and as he strangles her,

her death screams

are mixed

with his c*ck crowing.

-"The Egg and I,

Betty MacDonald's

best-selling book,

was made into a movie in 1947

starring Fred MacMurray

and Claudette Colbert...

-...and Claudette Colbert,

never so winsome!

-On their honeymoon.

to the horror of Betty,

Bob makes

a special announcement.

-We can begin to figure out

more important offspring.

-Oh, darling.

-Maybe five or six hundred

of them.

-Five, six hundred what?

-Well, chicks, of course.

-Somehow, they survive

every imaginable disaster

that could befall

such an inexperienced pair,

and the film

has a Hollywood ending.

Another fun film farm movie is

"Ma and Paw Kettle at Home."

In it, the Kettles' son

applies for a scholarship,

describing their run-down farm

as a farmer's dream.

So when an inspector visits

the Kettles' farm,

he is met

with unsuspecting challenges,

and a hen subjects him

to one more humiliation.

-Even Doris Day

got into the chicken mood

with the song

"King Chanticleer"

from the 1953 film

"Shine on, Harvest Moon."

Outrunning a chicken

is one of life's challenges,

as evidenced in these

iconic chicken chase scenes.

The chicken in the

opening scene of "City of God"

witnesses her potential fate

and manages to elude

the angry and hungry crowd.

-I want you to try to --

to chase this little chicken.

-And in the boxing movie

"Rocky II,"

Rocky Balboa's trainer, Mickey,

challenges him

to catch a live chicken,

part of the training for his

rematch against Apollo Creed.

-Pick him up!

You look like a girl out there!

What's the matter with you?!

-Feel like

a Kentucky fried idiot.

-In "Song of Love,"

starring Katharine Hepburn

and Paul Henreid,

their brood of children

attempt to capture a chicken,

after which Katharine

is terrified to k*ll a chicken

for their evening meal.

Chicken for dinner.

-k*ll it?

-Well, naturally.

We can't eat it alive.

-Morning, miss!

What's for breakfast?!

-Sometimes chickens are symbolic

of things to come.

In "Goin' South," the scene

of two chickens having sex

symbolically mimics

the sexual tension

between outlaw Jack Nicholson

and spinster Mary Steenburgen.

-How's about a little dessert?

-"Food of the Gods"

is a sci-fi film

based on

the 1904 H. G. Wells book

"Food of the Gods

and How It Came to the Earth."

In the film,

a group of friends travel

to a remote island in Canada

only to be attacked

by giant k*ller animals,

including chickens.

As it turns out,

local farmers there

found a strange edible substance

that causes rapid growth.

Unfortunately,

this turns the animal world

into gargantuan beasts

that start terrorizing

the island.

Perhaps inspired

by "Food for the Gods,"

in the sci-fi film

comedy film "Sleeper,"

Woody Allen finds himself

200 years in the future

where food is grown

in gigantic proportions.

-That's a big chicken.

What a way to go,

to be pecked to death!

-"Chicken Run" was

the first classic chicken film

in the 21st century.

Set on a poultry farm

which has all the grim aspects

of a prisoner-of-w*r camp,

the flock dreams of freedom.

-We've got to get out of here.

-The hens,

faced with the hard choice

of either producing more eggs

or being sent

to the chopping block,

plot their escape,

led by the scrappy hen Ginger.

The hens find themselves

in deep trouble

when the evil Mrs. Tweedy

and her hen-pecked husband,

owners of the farm,

purchase a massive

chicken pie-making machine.

An uncertain hope arrives in the

form of a fast-talking Rocky,

an American rooster

on the lam from a carnival,

who agrees to teach the girls

how to fly to freedom

with mixed results.

-Ow!

-Ow!

-One of my favorite

chicken scenes is --

well, this really needs

no explanation --

in "Hot Shots! Part Deux."

-Gah!

-In "Cairo, Nest of Spies,"

Dujardin's character,

secret agent OSS 117,

finds himself in a chicken coop

when something feathered

whizzes by him at top speed.

"It's a chicken!" he discovers,

cradling its lifeless frame

tenderly in his arms.

"Mon dieu!" he exclaims,

taking in the moment.

Then an enemy agent begins

flinging even more chickens

at OSS 117

as a chicken barrage ensues.

-I'd like an omelet.

-And then there's Jack Nicholson

in "Five Easy Pieces,"

attempting to order

a piece of toast from

a stern, uptight waitress.

-A number two.

Chicken-salad sand.

Hold the butter, the lettuce,

the mayonnaise.

And a cup of coffee.

Anything else?

-Yeah, now all you have to do

is hold the chicken,

bring me the toast,

give me a check

for the chicken-salad sandwich,

and you haven't

broken any rules.

-You want me to

hold the chicken, huh?

-I want you to hold it

between your knees.

-In James Dean's searing

"Rebel Without a Cause,"

the Chicken Run

is the site of the film's

pivotal fatal car crash.

Part of the Italian film

"Bread and Chocolate"

by Franco Brusati

takes place in

a chicken slaughterhouse

and in a converted chicken coop,

where the family lives, eats,

and even sleeps

with the chickens.

"The Ghost and Mr. Chicken,"

which stars the bug-eyed actor

Don Knotts,

is a chicken film in name only.

Knotts portrays

a wannabe reporter

on the trail of a ghost

in a haunted house.

Reminiscent

of his television role

in "The Andy Griffith Show,"

he is afraid of

just about everything.

As such, he is

the only chicken in the film.

In the classic film

"Citizen Kane,"

in a rare moment of levity,

Charles Foster Kane

entertains his lover, Susan,

with a shadow puppet of a

rooster -- comb, beak, and all.

- It's supposed to be a rooster.

- No. A rooster.

Gee, you know

an awful lot of tricks.

-Clark Gable and Greer Garson

star as a mismatched pair

in the 1945 romantic comedy

titled "Adventure."

Gable, a rowdy merchant mariner,

and Garson,

a sophisticated librarian,

clash over lifestyles

and values,

but they bond over

stealing chickens for fun,

and, of course,

they fall in love.

-Make like a rooster.

-What for?

-Wanna catch us a hen.

-Ohh!

Oh, I bet it won't work,

but here goes.

I thought you said

we'd catch us a hen.

-We will, but a hen's a realist.

No hen would come running

for a rooster she can't see.

-In the 1930s, Clark Gable

was married to Carole Lombard,

and they were Hollywood's

most adorable chicken couple.

Not only did they own chickens,

but they also attempted

an egg-laying operation

with 600 Rhode Island Reds,

whose eggs were sold

under the label The King's Eggs,

obviously capitalizing on

the photogenic Clark's nickname.

Even though Lombard

allegedly sang the hens

to sleep each night,

the flock's production

was sporadic.

When the stars realized

that their production cost

per egg was $1,

they abandoned

the foul fowl venture.

-Ooh! Those films make me

want to see more!

How about it? Want to do a

little...Netchicks and chill?H

Hoh-hoh!

-Maybe later, but now

we're heading to our last stop,

Theodore Roostervelt

Community College,

and I hope you will listen

and learn a little more

about our culture

for cluck's sake.

-You sound madder

than a wet hen!

-No, I just don't want you

to have egg on your face

not knowing important facts

about our chicken kin.

So why don't we hop along

and hear what Professor Eggbar

has to bawk about?

-Welcome, my little chickies,

to Theodore Roostervelt

Community College.

I am the distinguished poultry

professor, Barnveld Eggbar.

Today we're going to learn many

fun facts about us, the chicken.

But first, a pop quiz.

Which came first --

the chicken or the egg?

Humans have been asking that

question for thousands of years.

At one time, reputations

were staked on this vital issue.

The early Christian Church

insisted

that all living creatures

were created by God

and refused to believe

that life evolved from seeds --

or, in our case, eggs.

Even Aristotle in 300 B.C.

mused on this

and concluded that both

the chicken and the egg

must have always existed

simultaneously.

But most scientists

state unequivocally

that the egg came first.

Science wins!

-Yay!

-So I guess

we'll settle on the egg.

-Whoo-hoo!

-Now, since you're old enough

to learn about

the chickens and the bees,

we're gonna move on

to our next lesson --

Chicken Sex Ed.

First of all,

anatomically speaking,

the male chicken,

also known as a c*ck,

actually has no c*ck at all.

Instead, both the chicken

and the rooster

have orifice called

a cloaca, or vent.

To make a baby chicken,

the randy rooster

must service the hen.

Often after a little dance,

he leaps on her back,

grabbing her by

the scruff of her neck.

He wriggles for a second or two

then jumps off

and ruffles his feathers,

often crowing

to announce his conquest!

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!

Then the hen jiggles

as the airborne sperm

transfers from him to her.

Thus, the egg is fertilized.

The hen lays the egg,

and it takes 21 days for the egg

to develop into a chicken.

But never fear --

the delicious eggs

that humans eat

do not need a rooster

in the barnyard.

Instead,

when a hen starts ovulating,

it takes 24 to 26 hours

for her to create a perfect egg.

She lays unfertilized eggs,

and humans say

they taste just delicious!

In our next lesson,

Chicken English,

we will learn

the many words inspired by us.

By the way,

no other animal has influenced

the English language

as much as we chickens.

Some words are naughty,

some are nice,

but they all have a place

in Webster's Dictionary.

The word "chicken" refers

to both the male

and the female chicken,

but it has other meanings.

Like when a human is afraid,

they might be called chicken

or chicken-hearted.

And if they lose their nerve,

they "chicken out."

Hen is the female chicken,

and if she's over a year old,

she's called a bitty.

"Bitty" is also used to describe

a fussy, middle-aged woman.

A pullet is a young hen,

typically less than a year old.

"Rooster" is the word

for an adult male fowl,

as we have discussed,

also called a c*ck.

The word "c*ck,"

as an anatomical description,

is often thought to derive

from the stopcock,

which is a cylinder-shaped

spigot that spews liquid.

Albrecht Durer in the 1400s

depicted such a stopcock.

Other c*ck words

are "c*ck tease."

And then there's

"c*ck of the walk,"

"c*ck sure," "c*ck up,"

"c*ck,"

"c*ck optimist,"

which Mitzi Gaynor sang about

in "South Pacific."

Something like that,

if I remember Mitzi right.

-In England, the word "pecker"

refers to a beak or nose.

However, a "pecker"

in the United States

refers to a different

anatomical part.

There's even more

chicken-related words

and expressions like...

hen house, mother hen,

madder than a wet hen,

hen cackle,

rare as the hen's teeth,

hen-pecked, peckish,

pecking order, spring chicken.

By the way, in the chickens'

world, it's a spring-born chick.

But don't ever say

"She's no spring chicken"

about a middle-aged woman

unless you want to

get cold-c*ck!

And that's only

scratching the surface.

There are hundreds more

words and terms

you can find in books like this.

Now, since summer vacation

is soon upon us,

you'll want to venture out

and cross many roads

to get to the other side,

so here are a few suggestions

for some of my favorite

chicken destinations.

First, you may want to check out

the Mike the Headless Chicken

Festival in Fruita, Colorado.

It's a well-known festival

celebrating the miraculous life

of a famous fowl owned

by Lloyd Olsen in 1945.

Mike was heading

for a large stew pot,

but he remarkably survived

the chop of the axe.

Olsen fed the plucky poultry

grains and water

with an eye-dropper

through its neck,

and Mike eventually grew

to weigh eight healthy pounds!

Olsen took Mike

on a national tour,

billing him as the

"Headless Wonder Chicken."

But one night,

Mike tragically died.

But Olsen, shrewd as he was,

collected the $10,000

insurance money.

Mike's short life

is still celebrated annually

with a festival held

in Colorado.

Ohh! Here's another

fun side trip.

Oktoberfest Zinzinnati

in Cincinnati, Ohio,

where tens of thousands

of kazoo players

convene every year

for the world's largest

chicken dance.

If you're heading west,

there's the Chicken Ranch,

a very famous brothel

about 60 miles west

of Las Vegas, Nevada.

The first Chicken Ranch

opened in 1905

in La Grange, Texas,

and the bordello earned

its name by accepting chickens

in lieu of cash

during the Depression.

It was forced to close

after a reporter wrote

an expos about it,

but it was reborn

as the new Chicken Ranch

near Sin City, Las Vegas,

expanding its reputation

to be the best little whorehouse

in the West.

It was even memorialized

as a Broadway musical

in Hollywood film --

"The Best Little Whorehouse

in Texas."

I love that film!

Dolly Parton, Burt Reynolds.

Oh, sweet Jesus!

Or you can always visit

Chicken, Alaska.

They say you'll have

a clucking good time there,

especially at the Chickenstock

Music Festival.

In the Heartland, you can visit

the National Poultry Museum

at the Agricultural Center

in Bonners Springs, Kansas.

Another one of my favorites

is the Chicken Show

in Wayne, Nebraska.

-We're a town

of only about 5,000,

so it is a great tourism event.

We have people from

Arkansas, New Hampshire,

all over the United States

coming,

so it puts Wayne, Nebraska,

on the map.

One of our most famous events

is the Chicken Flying Meet.

We have tall mailboxes

that require a ladder

to get up to them.

They place a chicken

inside of it,

and they shove them out

through the rear end

with a large plunger.

Whoever's chicken

flies the farthest wins.

-There's a street parade

with partially clothed

Chickendale dancers.

Ooh!

And the Chicken Coupe,

a 1967 Cadillac Coupe DeVille,

painted egg-yolk yellow,

and sporting a 12-foot

glass rooster called Sasquawk.

Hah!

There's also a beak contest

in which human noses

are awarded prizes

based on proportion,

cleanliness, and general beauty.

And a cluck-off!

-Key West was once considered

the chicken mecca in the U.S.

when Cubans migrated there

in the 1860s

with their red junglefowl

roosters in tow

for c*ck.

c*ck was

deemed ill*gal in 1986,

and chickens were left to roam

the streets and live freely.

But not everyone loved

the feral population.

A chicken catcher

was hired in 2004,

but after a year of taunts

by chicken lovers, he quit.

If you're a fan

of fried chicken,

which I find

a bit cannibalistic,

you could always celebrate

the life of Colonel Sanders

at the World Chicken Festival

in London, Kentucky.

So. my little chicken students,

I hope you have learned a lot

about we amazing chickens.

Have a wonderful summer.

Go shake your tail feathers

and have

an eggtraordinary vacation.

-Well, my little

fowl-weathered friend,

I hope you have a newfound

appreciation of our history.

We've come a long way from

the primitive red junglefowl.

These days, we practically

rule the roost.

In fact, there are nearly

26 billion of us on Earth,

outnumbering humans

and every other bird species

on the planet by far.

-Who knew we chickens

did so much

for music, art,

film, and history?

Really something to crow about!

Mah-hah-hah-hah!

I am definitely

chicken-lightened,

and I hope you are, too.

Ohh! You know,

I can't wait to fly the coop,

cross the road,

and check out some

of those chicken-friendly

museums and festivals!

Let's blow the nest egg

and hit the road!

Are you game?

-You read my mind.

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!