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01x11 - Episode #1.11

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "New Journey to the West". Aired: 8 April 2016 – 18 December 2020.*
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Inspired by the famous Chinese novel Journey to the West, in each season every cast member was dressed as a certain character and traveled to places on a mission to find mystical dragon ba*ls.

01x11 - Episode #1.11

Post by bunniefuu »

Hello, hello.

Hi.

We will start the morning with
a simple schedule.

Just travel freely.

Just travel freely.

As you know, Xian is surrounded
by Xian City Wall.

Yeah.

And Xian City Wall is a
famous tourist attraction.


and cultural heritage.)


with 600 years of history)


on the top of the wall)


makes it a perfect dating spot)

Find it, pay the entrance fee
and go up the wall on your own.

Just come to the east gate
within an hour and a half.

I thought you told us to
travel freely!

Trust me, you will have
too much time left.

You just make it
sound easy!

Just roam around freely...





We should be there
by 12:30, right?

Hurry up and come here!

Hurry up! Quickly!

Just give up your camera
and come.

Please don't get me wrong.
This mission is not for fun.


like a swindler.)

In my opinion,



I think we ultimately have
only one goal.

Just don't be conscious
of the camera.

Can you do that?

I have to try.

I have to get used to it
someday.

So...

Bro...?

Stop pressuring me!

You are the one
who shouldn't be conscious!

Please ignore the camera.

Just ignore it.

Pretend as if
it's not here.

Four of us are here
just for fun time!

Then see you at the east gate
by 12:30, okay?

Should we drop by
at the market and...

and let's grab
something to eat.

Market (Chinese).
Noodle (English).



























What does '300-400 meters' mean?

Let's just go.

Let's try a local market.


local food.)

So cute!

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!





No, he is not.


On the right track!)

We are on the right track.





Restaurant, restaurant.

Ah, restaurant.



Bro! A noodle place
on your left side!

Where?

Here.
Noodle restaurant.

You are right.

Let's eat there.

They have pictures!




ordering food.)

That mushroom dish
looks delicious.


based on memory.)

You can't really
see without it, huh?

Wow, it came out quickly.

I don't think
that's for us.

That looks good.

What was it?

- Dumplings, dumplings!
- Dumplings.

Let's order some
dumplings.

Sure!





Meat dumplings?






who cannot sit still.)


outdated reactions.)


not doing anything.)

What should I say?


about the camera.


about the camera.

But this is good.

Okay?

We can film.

We can film him?

He makes noodles
on the spot!

He makes noodles
on the spot.




any restaurant in China.)


fire and wok.)

Jia You!










beef noodle soup! )





Pretty good!

Good, right?

But it's hot noodle,
not cold.

This hand-made noodle...

Wow, so long!

These noodles are
definitely chewy.

Very elastic
and chewy.

Hong Xiao.

Hong Xiao Beef Noodle.


Hong Xiao Beef Noodle.)

We should eat this
one more time tomorrow.

I chose a good
restaurant, huh?


one by one.)

Shall we take a sh**t
of the dishes only?

Just the dishes?


and fragrant!)






and tomato.)


at good restaurants.)



Noodle is finished.

Everything tastes so good.


enjoying the food...)


especially moved.)

















Customers are
swarming in.

Exactly.


filling up with people.)

This restaurant is
doing a good business.

Must be a famous restaurant.


the bowl in his hands.)

Ah, food show.


conscious of the camera again.

I am turning the
dish toward the camera!



It's time to move now.



Tastes better
because it's cheap.

Let's hurry up.

We have to get going.



It's so hot.



That was fantastic breakfast.

I ate a lot, but my stomach
feels comfortable.

Don't you agree?

I do.

No, I don't agree with you.


uncomfortable.)

Isn't this the south gate?

If you go up...


The east gate.)

I guess it takes
a while to get there.

How can he (Na PD) tell us
to travel freely?

There is no free traveling.

Exactly.

He always makes it
sound so easy.

"Just roam around and..."

I was hoping that
he changed...

He once did but came back to
his old self with the Internet.

As he started producing
for the online broadcast.










Jiwon, Jiwon,
Jiwon, Jiwon.

Huh?

Make it a documentary.


documentary producer)

Is that the north gate?

Yes.

You are looking at
the north gate.


the north gate...)


you've been to yesterday...)

So huge!


even from the entrance.)






Chinese walls are
so tall and huge.




is about 18 km,)


as wide as 12 to 14 meters.)


on the wall.)

Where shall we go?

Now that we are
on the top...

That's the south,
so we should go this way.

We have to get going.

We will make it
just in time!




two teams and go!)

Let's go.

Are you okay?

Wow, this is crazy.

This wall is huge!

We would have been dead
if we walked!

Dude, you are fast.

Young boys are
definitely better.

Can't believe
we were going to walk.

Pedal harder!

I am pedaling
at my best!


are we doing in China?




riding electric cars.)

Why so much trouble
riding a bicycle?

Why so much trouble
riding a bicycle?




a female tourist.)

One, two, three!

Go!


race begins!)

Go, go, go!




good, good.)





One, two, three!

Go!!!



Only half way
till the destination?

Really gotta hurry up!

I thought this was
the east gate.

I thought this was
the east gate.


mistook as the east gate.)


in every corner.)




are skyscrapers.)


old-style buildings.)


and the wall as the border.)


that wall...)

Please laugh!


starts again...)

I thought you were done with
the old-styled theatrics.







Laugh for us,
please!





My butt!

Bro!

Wow, the wall is...


that the wall gives,)




hesitate,)


caught up!)



East gate!

East gate?

East gate, east gate.



Wow, my legs...

We still have 5 minutes,
Seunggi.

Seriously...
Wow...

I pedaled like a
crazy man.

We even had breakfast,
Jiwon.

Breakfast is what
got us here.

It felt like I was sh**ting
two shows at once.

Like sh**ting Running Man
and Cool Kids on the Block.

It is so huge.

It is huge and wide.

Like this wide.

Sir.


a short break.)

Look at her clinging
to the back seat.


energized them.)


ride a bicycle!)

Her legs are too short!

Is this that wall
famous for being so huge?

Na PD) I told you yesterday.

Yeah, you did.

That's another
old-style joke...

And I am the one
who told you.

Kya!

Another old joke.

Am I still outdated?

Huh?!



Zhu Bajie!


to be loved.)

Is he going to laugh or not?

Is he going to laugh or not?



Zhu Bajie! Zhu Bajie!
Zhu Bajie!

I guess it doesn't work
in China...

Not a Chinese-style joke...



We had to apologize?!



This is the pride of
the world of the mortals.

This is the pride of
the world of the mortals.

And the heritage.


that moved the monsters.)