01x03 - Episode #1.3

[bunniefuu]

We're going to China.

Let's go.

Hodong's case is unique.

He did TV shows, skipping cable
networks, jumped to the internet.

It's a journey for you to
adapt to a variety show.

Journey to adapt.

[Where to go in China
PD Na needs to tell this]

As I told you,
it's Xian in China.

Xian in Chinese pronunciation.

Xian.

Xian.

Xian.

- Xian.
- Xian.

China, Xian.

Xian, Ni Shi Shenme.

As Seunggi said before,

Ni Shi Shenme.

You guys are like
naughty school boys.

What are you thinking?

Ni Shi Shenme.

[Damn, I will give up..]

Hey, please explain the rules.

Go ahead.

[Belatedly focusing on]

PD Na] Let me explain
the city Xian.

It takes three hours in flight.

Right, it's important.

It takes three hours.

Some places are one hour away.

Please, focus.

[Let's use visual A*DS to explain]

[Korean Air, China Eastern Airlines,
Asiana operates to Xian]

[Xian in Shaanxi province of China]

[From Han Dynasty to Tang Dynasty]

[The city had served as a capital of
historical dynasties for 1300 years]

[The city was once called Changan]

[Main stage of
the Journey to the West]

[We're going to Xian]

Not curious of what we do in Xian?

I am curious of this.

How can I communicate?
I can't speak Chinese.

I've lost my phone.

It's here.

Oh, here it is.

No use if you can speak in Chinese.

I saved Chinese a lot in it.

[I want to tell them
what they'll do in China]

In short,

Rules of this show are

like an arcade game.

Finish one round to move up.

Finish one, start the other.

Sounds fun.

Fun, huh?

- What? Enquete?
- Fun.

Enqute is a questionnaire.

Arcade.

[Never heard of it]

Haven't you study this?

I learned only Zhu Bajie.

[Cramming for the show]

Study what?

Wa Shi Zhu Bajie.

- Zhu Bajie.
- What's that?

Name of a pig character.

Wa Shi Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie.

- Zhu Bajie.
- Zhu Bajie.

Wa Shi Zhu Bajie.

I am Zhu Bajie.

Where were we?

We are one team.

There's something else.
I saw it.

Let's take a break.

Cab! Cab!

[Members will clear missions]

[For example, like this]

[My Love from the Star]

From theeeeere! There!
Out of blue!

One, two, three.

[So many weird missions]

I've never done this
in my 20 years' career.

Everyone seems fine.

I am confused. Really.

Name seven cigarette brands.

One, two, three.

Marlboro.

One, two, three.

Diesel?

Diesel!

[These games await you]

If you succeed,
when you clear a mission,

You will earn a dragon ball.

Oh, that's my favorite cartoon!

It's back on TV.

Huh?

- Dragon ball.
- What?

Dragon ball super.

Look! Look ahead.

[Beautiful?]

Magic pearls.

Dragon's eggs.

[Dragon ba*ls]

[Precious ba*ls with magical power]

[From 1-star ball to 7-star ball]

[Collection of 7 ba*ls will
grant you a wish]

[You can buy from internet
at 21,900 won]

So, 7 ba*ls grant a wish?

How many are they?

Five. They're five.

What happens if you get 7 ba*ls
in the cartoon?

But we have five.

A dragon comes out to grant a wish.

Dragon god.

He grants 3 wishes.

Grants a wish.

One wish.

When the Namek was destroyed,


[Common talks of Dragon Ball geeks]

I have no idea. You know this?

Yes, I know.

Go and study!

- Haven't read Dragon Ball?
- In a show based on it?

Only Chinese words.

Frustrating.

Don't know Dragon Ball?

I oppose this.

Out of blue, opposing what?

[Go away, Dragon Ball]

Opposing what? Suddenly!

What do you dislike?

What's wrong with you?

Let's not mix 'the Journey
to the west' and 'Dragon Ball.'

The same thing.
Sun Wukong are the same.

Sun Wukong is the main
character of Dragon Ball.

[Gasp]

Zhu Bajie appears too.
Called Oolong.

Right, he appeared.

Wasn't he a villain?

No, he's with the master.

Master Roshi is the Tripitaka.

Right, similar.

Right.

Haven't you read the comics?

Oh, comic books.

[It's okay not to know Dragon Ball]

[Just remember, seven ba*ls
will grant a wish]

I have a wish.

Me, too.

I will succeed.

Hold on.

You guys, behave!

Don't talk when you should listen.
It's the time to listen to him.

- Because.
- We heard already.

He said, it will grant a wish.
So we moved to talk about wishes.

I agree with Jiwon.

Me, too.

Why are you trying to lead?
There is no show host.

Who does that on an internet show?

So out of date.

When did I try to lead?

Don't interrupt when we're talking!

I wanted to say something,
so I said!

[Hodong's negotiation is blocked]

What's your wish, Jiwon?

Erase all the bad comments about me.

Comments about you are
nice compared to mine.

Right, yours are nice.

Even Google can't erase
comments on him.

Even though all Google employees
start erasing.

You know nothing.

I have started my day with
bad comments for two years.

[Last topic! How to decide Tripitaka


Four of us will find seven ba*ls.

Right.

So the leader of the group,

Tripitaka is an important role.

Very important.

The first game to play in China

is to decide Tripitaka.

For Tripitaka.

[Special benefits for Tripitaka ]

[Tripitaka card


[Credit card that
can be used in China]

[With plenty of travel expenses
proper to dignity of Tripitaka ]

Do I have a chance?

- No.
- Okay.

[Excluded from the race]

Some may feel burdened for the role.

And decide not to
play hard in the game.

There is a harsh punishment
for the last one.

Tripitaka benefit for the first comer,
punishment for the last.

Temperature in Xian is

Between 35 and 40 degrees.

What?

The last comer will

for the entire day

wear Uniqlo's Heattech.

We'll pass out.

[Even the extra warm]

Why is it in different colors?

Different colors for back and front?

They want us to wear this?

Wear this only?

- Like inner clothes.
- Wear it underneath?

- Heattech?
- Yes.



It's Heattech.

[Next clip]

[Mission to find the accommodation]

[First comer: Tripitaka credit card
Last comer: wearing Heattech]