02x09 - Episode #2.9

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(Journey to the West Season 2)

(During the 3 days in Chengdu and 6 days in Lijiang,)

(we've done a number of games.)

Ji Won. Ji Won!

(We've also done a number of crazy things.)

I am!

(Sometimes they embarrassed us.)

We did it!

Didn't you see that?

I shouldn't cry.

Don't make me feel bad.

- You did good. - What should I do?

- Please help us. - Go, team!

(We'll show you deleted scenes.)

(Forever Zhu Bajie)

I may not be as funny as before, but I'm still Kang h* Dong.

This camera isn't an endoscope.

(This is...)

(the study of h* Dong's life.)

(It will begin now.)

("Screening Humanity")

("Screening Humanity", a mini documentary of Journey to the West)

(Kang h* Dong, Mr Self-control)

(Narration by anchor Jang Hye Sun)

Comedian Kang h* Dong left for Lijiang, China for...

Journey to the West Season 2.

(From Korea to Chengdu)

Since there were no nonstop flights from Korea to Lijiang,

they had to spend a night in Chengdu.

I feel great today.

Right? I feel great, too.

- Yes, that's... - We still have to get some sleep.

- h* Dong. - Yes.

Ji Won wants to go and get some food. Do you want to join him?

Okay. I'll join him.

You can have a drink and go to sleep.

For some reason, h* Dong doesn't sound so eager to go.

If you're tired, you can just go to bed now.

Give me a moment to think.

Ji Won invited him for a drink at the cart bar.

What makes h* Dong hesitate so much?

To put it simply, I can compare this to ssireum.

You're in the preliminary round.

You're trying to conserve your strength, right?

Am I right?

You're hesitating because you have a final match in four days.

That's right.

I have four more days to go.

Since he has four days of sh**ting ahead of him,

he wants to save his strength as much as possible.

You guys can go ahead. I think I should rest.

h* Dong, are you coming?

I'm okay. I'll just stay here.

All right.

(After 30 minutes)

Gosh, this is good.

(Wow. It's amazing!)

(This is really delicious!)

I'm eating in moderation...

for tomorrow's sh**ting.

You already ate plenty.

You already lost. It's a huge defeat.

h* Dong.

He couldn't resist the late-night meal.

(30 minutes ago)

There is a small cart bar where they will have a drink, and...

here is h* Dong, Mr Self-control.

(These are the drinks for adults.)

- h* Dong. - I'll have a glass of beer.

Let's have a glass of beer, and...

Drink this instead. I don't think they have water here.

- This is... - But this isn't cool.

It isn't cool.

Maybe we should put it in the ice.

What is "water" in Chinese?

- It's shui. - What?

Water? It's shui.

(Could we have some cold water?)

(We don't have cold water.)

(Just water, please.)

(Everyone is used to this now.)

They don't have cold water.

I'll go and...

- order food. - While Su Geun goes to order food,

- Jae Hyun arrives. - Jae Hyun, you're here.

Jae Hyun is here.

- Jae Hyun is here. - Jae Hyun is here.

Let's have two stir-fried noodles and two stir-fried rice.

- All right. - What is that with the soup?

The one that person is having over there.

- What? - The one he's having. It has soup.

It's chilly. I like it.

The cool air of the night is...

perfect for them to have drinks.

Go, team!

- Where is Su Geun? - Go, team!

Let's not try so hard and be stiff.

Let's just relax and be comfortable.

I just wanted to have a drink.

- Just act normal as usual. - Fine. We'll drink without you.

- "Fine". - It's too...

- I'll join you. - All right.

(Go, team!)

- Let's make a good show. - Let's do it.

I woke up, and I'm in China again.

(The weather is great and they feel great.)

Meanwhile, people are busy cooking in the kitchen.

The first dish is chaofan.

Chinese people are good at making fried rice.

They only add a little bit of salt, and...

put some green onions for the flavour.

It's glossy and aromatic stir-fried rice with egg.

It may seem like ordinary stir-fried rice.

But once you taste it, you can't stop eating.

Gosh, it's so delicious.

Try it. Wow, it's so good.

Is it good?

This is a great dish.

- It's just eggs and green onions. - No.

- It's amazing. - It's so good.

It's more delicious than the one in Chinese restaurants in Korea.

Is that so?

- Really? - It's amazing.

It's good that I came down here.

- Right? - Yes.

The second dish is the stir-fried noodles, chow mein.

(The second dish is chow mein.)

They stir-fry eggs, green bean sprouts and noodles together.

Then they add soy sauce to make it salty.

They also add specially made sauce for spiciness.

They finish up by adding green onions.

After stir-frying it a bit more,

it becomes...

hot and chewy chow mein that entices your appetite.

They're all excited by its delicious aroma.

- This is really good. - Wow.

The third dish with the soup is served as well.

This is a great dish.

It's really delicious, right?

I'll try some, too.

This one goes really well with that dish.

- Yes. With rice. - Could we come here again?

- What? - On the day of our return.

- It's really delicious. - It is.

If we weren't sh**ting the show tomorrow, I can eat it all night.

I can eat this forever.

I can feel that he really meant it.

I'm eating in moderation for the taping tomorrow.

Look. I only ate this much.

h* Dong. What is the difference?

What happens if you eat much?

If I eat much, I will feel tired when I wake up.

- That's right. - Your body digests it during sleep.

That's true. Your body is awake even while you're sleeping.

I need a goodnight's sleep to be active the next day.

When he is on location,

he only drinks after the last day of taping.

He doesn't drink much before that.

He only has a glass of beer or two.

(He is embarrassed because of the sudden compliment.)

(But he manages to keep his composure.)

(He fully absorbs the compliment.)

I didn't know they knew about that.

Gosh. They already knew.

(I like you, Young Seok.)

- We must have good conscience. - Sure.

(He's eating his food with a clear conscience.)

h* Dong already had a glass of beer, so he won't drink any more.

He won't drink. That's the kind of man he is.

He won't mind that we won't get him another drink.

Don't give drinks to h* Dong any more.

- Gosh, it's here. - It's here.

(To make things worse, the last dish comes out.)

- Stop it. - Just have one.

(Skewers)

- Is it chicken? - It's pork.

It's pork.

Hand it over. It looks so delicious.

Look at this.

This one is aubergine.

- It's aubergine. - When the food is pretty,

it is delicious most of the time.

(Pretty skewered pork entices his appetite again.)

Is it good?

(It's so good that it makes you speechless.)

Maybe this is a famous restaurant.

Next time, let's come here a day early or leave a day late.

We should make a new plan.

I don't care any more. Let's eat.

We were in Sichuan the last time, right?

I'm eating more than I did in Sichuan.

I couldn't eat much back then.

Was it the second episode? I'm not sure which episode it was.

We were so upset because we didn't get the password right.

h* Dong really seemed to be upset.

Ji Won was upset, too.

Because h* Dong insisted on taking the bus.

Why did you do that? We agreed to take the subway.

- He really seemed upset. - Ji Won was really upset.

We agreed to take the subway.

You...

You badmouth people behind their back.

I watched the show, and I was so disappointed.

You should say it to my face!

I did say it to you several times!

(Where is the bus stop?)

(The ticket office for the bus...)

(He repeats the word "bus".)

My goodness!

He keeps asking about the bus when we agreed to take the subway.

Just get Chinese lessons.

Why are you trying to learn Chinese here?

We're about to lose our luggage.

I asked you why you kept asking about the bus.

I told you we agreed to take the subway.

- He kept saying, "bus". - I didn't hear you say it.

I was looking for the ticket office for the bus.

h* Dong doesn't listen to others.

I was looking for the ticket office.

You were there when the woman told us to take the subway.

She told you that it would take an hour by bus.

- Right. - She told you...

- to take the subway. - You were there too.

You kept asking about the bus...

to every person that passed by.

You're the one who did that.

I don't know how to say "subway".

(That's why.)

I realised it later when I watched the show.

(Suddenly, the food comes out.)

(They stop arguing together.)

(Chow mein, my saviour that will fill up my stomach)

- This is what I'm talking about. - That's...

- We're happy as if this is free. - Wow. Look at the colour.

Control yourself now.

- He already lost. - He lost.

He is getting tipsy.

He will get sleepy now.

Gosh. Pour me another glass.

(Would this really be your last drink?)

Is this your last drink?

No.

- We should go now. - Right.

It's important not to have the last bite, right?

- I think it'd be okay. - What?

- It doesn't have rice. - I won't have it.

It's fine. It has no rice.

- I can't have it. - It's just meat and some chives.

Should I take it away?

Yes.

(He's acting determined now that he has eaten so much.)

I'm very professional.

- The last bite... - You already...

- If I eat it... - Did you see Jae Hyun laughing?

If I eat it, I'll consider myself defeated.

You already ate a lot.

You already lost. It's a huge defeat.

(A night of self-control passes.)

(And 4 hours later, at 6:30am)

(h* Dong and Jae Hyun are getting ready to go out.)

Where is my battery?

We should eat breakfast.

They'll give us breakfast, right?

Well... Shouldn't we get to the airport first?

(Kang h* Dong, Mr Self-control)

(Kang h* Dong, Mr Linguist)

When you're in the shower, you listen to Chinese music.

You also watch Chinese lessons.

(Do you listen to Chinese music when you're in the shower?)

I just like listening to it.

It's not important whether if it's a language institute,

private lessons or a trip.

Nothing is as important as passion.

Learning a new language is like...

getting new blood in your body.

It's so stressful because you're not immune to it yet.

You'll go through a hardship for sure.

What happens after you overcome it?

If you overcome it...

(If you overcome an ordeal...)

Another one will come.

The second one will come.

Another one?

(In fact, h* Dong's secret of learning Chinese is...)

It's such a fine day today.

What was that in Chinese?

I say it every day.

You will remember it if you repeat it.

(He tries to talk to the local people whenever he can.)

(It's a nice day today.)

(It's rainy today.)

(He keeps talking to Chinese people.)

Do you speak to Chinese people because you want to?

Of course.

- Really? - Yes.

I can learn native Chinese.

(He tries speaking with Chinese driver this time.)

Tell us what you talked about.

- You should tell us. - We will get there in 10 minutes.

I asked him how long it takes to get to the airport.

(He's proud of himself.)

(He starts asking questions in Chinese again.)

(It sounds as if he's saying, "Where should we go in this weather?")

(It sounds like "in this weather".)

- "In this weather"? - Did he say, "in this weather"?

What did he say?

He's asking if we can go sightseeing in this weather.

Tell him we're staying for a week.

Then ask him when the weather will clear up.

Tell him we're here for a week and ask when the weather will clear up.

That's a rude question.

(h* Dong says it's a rude question.)

- Su Geun. - Yes.

I'm sorry, but could you bring me my phone?

(A Chinese song is heard from the bathroom.)

(After the song, a Chinese lesson follows.)

(He listens to a song, and then the lesson.)

(Just like that,)

(h* Dong listens to Chinese songs...)

I've heard it from somewhere.

(and listens to Chinese lessons.)

I should go to sleep.

(Before he goes to sleep,)

(he takes out his earphones and puts them in his ears.)

(h* Dong goes to sleep as he listens to Chinese like a lullaby.)

(But sometimes,)

(the earphones get wrapped around him.)

(Come on!)

(Whenever he finds a word that he doesn't know while...)

(watching TV,)

(he looks it up right away.)

(When he wants to know something, he looks it up right away.)

(Even on the plane...)

Which is the correct word?

(He keeps asking questions to the Chinese coordinator.)

(Anywhere he goes, he leaves notes that he made while studying.)

If you keep trying...

no matter how frustrating,

slow and stressful it is,

it will eventually become easy.

Do you understand the language after that?

- You know what I mean, right? - Yes.

You get better all of a sudden.

I guess you can memorise the words well after that moment.

I haven't felt that yet.

Still?

(Let's admit that h* Dong is passionate about learning Chinese.)

(Finally, it's the last day of the trip.)

Like I said, we're here to watch a show.

The title of the show is, "Impression Lijiang".

("Impression Lijiang")

(Directed by Zhang Yimou)

(The grand Jade Dragon Snow Mountain as their stage,)

(they present Lijiang people's history and life.)

(There is also a love story.)

(This is the last schedule of this trip.)

(We're here to see a show that will show us everything about Lijiang.)

("Impression Lijiang")

The director of this show is Zhang Yimou.

Who?

Don't you know who Zhang Yimou is?

- Zhang Yi? - It's Zhang Yimou.

He's a famous director.

He's one of the most respected film directors in China.

He is like Im Kwon Taek in Korea.

Tell us his major work.

"Red Sorghum".

- "Red Sorghum"? - Gong Li starred in.

He casted Gong Li and made her famous.

(He casted Gong Li and Zhang Ziyi and made them world-famous stars.)

I'm worried that I might cry again.

I keep crying over nothing these days.

I cry over nothing.

(But the weather is too good to be crying.)

(Of course, he will cry a little bit soon.)

The show starts...

It will start in three minutes.

That means it will start in 3 minutes. In 3 minutes 7 seconds.

- That's what it means. - Everyone can assume that.

- It's not true. - Gosh, It's hot.

(Embarrassed)

(The background of today's show is Jade Dragon Snow Mountain and sky.)

How much would it cost to build a background like that?

You can't build a background like that.

- It's a great idea to do it here. - You can't build it.

(Zhang Yimou set up the stage where they can see the mountain well.)

The stage is...

It's really amazing.

- Goodness. - It's incredible.

You can see the mountain.

- Someone came out. - Five, four,

- three. - Is it starting?

(Is everyone here?)

(Everyone, gather up!)

(A bunch of men are running towards the stage.)

Gosh, look at that.

(They fill up the giant grey stage.)

Doesn't that look like the thing that Sun Wukong does?

(Clone technique)

(Let's say hello to the audience who have travelled from far places.)

(We're a minority race here.)

(The cast of "Impression Lijiang" is an actual local minority race.)

(To show the story of life and love of Lijiang people truthfully,)

(the show has no professional actors in it.)

(Let's all...)

(sing together!)

(The show begins in earnest.)

(The actors are holding something.)

What is that?

(It's the saddle of the horsemen.)

(The men of Lijiang were horsemen who rode horses and...)

(crossed Tea Horse Road since B.C.)

(Their saddles were like their other half...)

(since they shared life and death on the long rough road.)

(The horsemen are going up the curved canyon of Tea Horse Road.)

Oh, my. This is spectacular.

(It overpowers the magnificent Tea Horse Road.)

- This song is so cool. - I know.

- It's magnificent. - Exactly.

(Travelling on the Tea Horse Road could take up to three years.)

(It stretches along the valley at an altitude of 4,000m.)

(The caravans overcome fear with faith and excitement.)

What's that? Something's coming. Am I wrong?

(They confidently march along the Tea Horse Road.)

(The first performance utterly left them in awe.)

(After men leave like that, women had to take care of all chores.)

(They carry baskets that are bigger than them.)

They look like figurines.

It looks as if someone is moving the figurines.

- It looks like an animation. - It really does.

I definitely looks like a scene from an animation.

(They start waving hands at someone.)

In this scene, they're saying farewell to their husbands.

They're wishing them a safe trip.

(Travel safely.)

(They say farewell to their husbands before their long journey.)

(Goodbye)

(After the brief moment of farewell,)

(they head back to work.)

(This snippet of their daily lives reminds us of our own.)

Gosh, carrying that must have been so tough.

- Why do I feel like tearing up? - Me, too.

- I feel like crying. - It's sad.

- This is making me tear up. - Same here.

- I don't know why, though. - Why would it be?

Carrying that must have been so hard.

Gosh, it must've been so tough.

This is so sad.

You're getting emotional too, right? I don't know why I feel this way.

Why is this making me so emotional?

(h* Dong's eyes are imbued with sadness.)

This is so sad.

(Ji Won looks serious.)

(And these two are tearing up.)

- We were on that route. - Exactly.

That's why this really resonates with us.

We know because we were on that very road.

I'm pinching myself right now. Gosh, why is this so sad?

I think it's more moving because they look so happy.

They look so cheerful despite their hard lives.

(The long-awaited moment finally arrives.)

(Men return from their journey clad in Tibetan-style clothes.)

(Welcome home.)

(Ta-da)

(Honey, I'm back!)

(These teary-eyed brothers are smiling now.)

(They perform stunts on their horses to signal their return from Tibet.)

(The caravans parade through the entire stage.)

It's very moving in a way that I can't explain.

- Look at that. - Look at the horses.

The horses are running now.

(This ritual expresses their joy of returning home.)

(I want to do it, too.)

- They're on their horses. - I know, right?

(This can't be forgotten in any celebrations.)

Knowing that is really helpful.

- This can't be forgotten. - Right, they have to drink.

(The men start drinking upon their return after being away for years.)

- They're back. - Are they back for good?

They're back, and they're drunk now.

Right. Even though they had been away from home for several years,

they went straight to a tavern instead of their homes.

That's the way it should be.

(What should you do when you're happy? You should drink!)

(What should you do when you're unhappy? You should drink!)

(What about when things don't go your way? Drink up!)

(Pour me a drink!)

That man with the long hair at the front seems so passionate.

That one with the long hair. He seems exceptionally zealous.

Look. Look at him now.

He's so into it.

(His chicken dance is superior, indeed.)

- He seems so passionate. - Who? The one with the long hair?

Yes. Look at him.

(There are many drunk men on stage,)

(but he definitely stands out.)

(Passionate)

Oh, my. Look at him right now.

He's certainly filled with passion.

His gestures are so big.

(These brave caravans drink fiercely.)

(After drinking like that for a while,)

(they pass out triumphantly.)

(Screaming)

(We hear a woman's voice.)

(The wives show up looking for their husbands.)

Whenever I see the women, I feel sad for some reason.

This song is just perfect for this moment. My goodness.

(This newly-wed husband is getting emotional again.)

(Si Hoo's father is in complete awe.)

She found her husband.

(They're finally reunited after years of waiting.)

(She quietly dusts him off...)

(and heads home with him without saying much.)

(We can feel the weight of their lives.)

- They're all dressed up. - What?

All the women are dressed up.

It's because they haven't seen their husbands for so long.

(They're so happy to see their husbands again.)

- I'll remember this the most. - Me, too.

I was so surprised that I teared up like that.

(Everyone goes home.)

(Look over there.)

(A man appears on the mountain.)

(Here's a story about another pair of lovers.)

(Once upon a time, a man and a woman who were in love lived here.)

(They couldn't be together because their parents were against it.)

(They ended up dying in the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain.)

(But the Spirit of Love in the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain...)

(made their souls find each other and be together forever.)

(The legend has it that all lovers who pray to the Mountain...)

(are blessed by the Spirit of Love ever since those two lovers.)

(Her lover leaves on a journey of no return.)

(Her mother tries to stop her,)

(but she doesn't look back.)

(She says her final goodbye to her family.)

They will die?

In their culture, you must marry the person you date.

If the parents don't approve of it,

they leave and take their own lives.

(The two of them eventually leave their homes.)

(A man runs towards them.)

(Sister, don't go!)

(But they're already long gone.)

He's her brother. He's crying out her name.

(It's heart-wrenching that they had to leave for love.)

- Goodness. - This is so sad.

He's crying out her sister's name.

Did they have to die? Gosh.

It's possible that they didn't actually die.

They could have built a house...

- and lived together. - They might have gone...

- to a different village. - Exactly.

There is no way of knowing.

(All performers are on stage now.)

(10 ethnic minorities are dressed in their own traditional costumes.)

(Dancing is a way to welcome people as well as to say farewell.)

(This is their final goodbye to the audience.)

(In this dance, they hold hands and move to the rhythm...)

(in one direction using their waists and legs.)

This reminds me of ganggangsuwolrae.

(This dance looks like ganggangsuwolrae.)

(Among all these performers...)

The man with the long hair really stands out.

- Isn't he so passionate? - Yes.

He's really impressive.

(He's dancing enthusiastically.)

- Oh, he's here. - I'm his big fan.

He's my favourite performer.

He is the most passionate one.

Oh, my. Look at that.

(The Nakhi use drums and dance during their gratitude ritual.)

(The dance is very fierce.)

They're really doing their best.

(They're neither actors nor celebrities.)

(Real farmers have come together...)

(to tell us their story.)

(I can't speak Standard Chinese, but I danced enthusiastically.)

(I danced the saddle dance.)

(You saw me waving my hand, right?)

You saw her going up there earlier, right?

("Whether the performers are good dancers or not doesn't matter.")

("This show isn't intended for your mind, eyes or ears.")

("Smell the earth and feel their sweat in front of the Mountain.")

("Listen to the true sound of the nature.)

Oh, my. Look at that bird flying over there.

("It is only a type of impression,")

("But just like the bright smile you once saw on someone's face,")

("this moment will leave you with a precious impression.")

("They're the best performers you will ever meet." By Zhang Yimou)

(This prayer marks the end of "Impression Lijiang".)

You know that part where the women were carrying the baskets, right?

That part really got me.

There's another part that really moved me.

It's when they came to look for their husbands.

I felt sad whenever the women came up on stage.

(It made these two cry every time.)

But it's possible that those lovers didn't die.

I know. I'm sure they went somewhere where they could be happy.

Think about it. Will you die like that?

- I'm sure... - I'd try to find a way to be happy.

- You'd go to another village. - Yes, I think so.

I'm sure you'd move to a different region or choose to live...

in the mountains with your lover.

I'd like to come back here for this.

Did you love it that much?

This is the highlight of this trip.

(This is the highlight of this trip.)

(The goblins are back at their guest house.)

(Flopping)

Have you seen that thing I left here?

(A pile of clothes)

(He just throws it into his suitcase.)

(Even his T-shirt he had left beside his bed...)

(It's so messy.)

I need to organise my suitcase, but I feel so lazy.

Shall I wash up now?

(Scratching)

Gosh, I feel very... I should really shower now.

How many Dragon ba*ls do we have now? Don't we have four?

Yes, we have four.

Then we just need three more.

(They can make their wish come true soon.)

(Su Geun is busy with his skincare routine.)

The skin on my feet is so dry.

(He applies an ample amount of moisturiser on his foot.)

(He puts it on the other foot, too.)

What are you doing now?

(I feel so refreshed!)

(I want beautiful skin!)

We do need to start packing little by little.

I don't even know where to start, though.

(Su Geun tries to organise his stuff.)

(He shakes off his trousers.)

(He also takes his socks out of his suitcase.)

(He's already sweating.)

Su Geun, are you packing now?

I'm just trying to organise my stuff.

I don't want to be confused later.

(He pulls out another plastic bag.)

Jae Hyun, did you bring extra plastic bags?

Do you need some? How many do you need?

I need one for my underwear.

- I see, for your underwear. - I just need one.

(Rummaging)

- You mean for laundry, right? - Yes.

I'm using a bag for my shoes as my laundry bag.

I didn't want to overuse plastic bags, so I brought this laundry bag.

You and plastic bags are now inseparable.

(Rustling)

(Crinkling)

(I still brought plenty of them.)

(Jae Hyun is folding his clothes.)

(He notices that Marvellous Power is naked.)

(Marvellous Power, I'll keep you warm.)

(You should wear this hat, too.)

(I love you, Jae Hyun.)

(The sun is going down.)

Gosh, what's going on here?

Why isn't this coming off?

(Why isn't this coming off?)

Everyone, get ready!

- Do we have to come now? - Yes.

Come to where you met us yesterday.

You mean the gym?

Yes. You know the gym on the main floor, right?

The indoor gym.

(It's time for the final showdown.)

(We're ready to give out the Dragon ba*ls.)

(They tie up their shoes.)

Let's get three Dragon ba*ls right way.

- Let's not drag it on. - All right.

Let's get them all and go out for dinner.

Yes, let's do that!

- You dressed him. - Yes.

He looks like you now, Jae Hyun.

Marvellous Power is wearing cool clothes now.

He looks cool.

(The goblins are coming down looking all determined.)

(What will be the last game they'll be playing?)

(There is a tale about the Legendary Jegi.)

(People who know about it burst into laughter when they see this.)

(That's what this Legendary Jegi does to you.)

- All right. - Su Geun will do a great job.

- Okay. Here I go! - Go, Lee Su Geun!

- Okay, one. - No! Why is it going there?

(His score was zero on that day.)

(Concluding that no jegichagi game can be funnier than this,)

(they stopped playing jegichagi altogether.)

(But today...)

- Yes! - That was amazing!

(They will set a new record.)

(Today's jegichagi...)

(will be remembered as the true legend.)

- Amazing! - Unbelievable!

(Journey to the West Season 2)

I find it hard to focus now because we took a little break.

Today, you have to earn as many Dragon ba*ls as you can.

How many have you earned so far?

- Up to the 4th-star Dragon Ball. - We have 4 now.

- The 5th, 6th and 7th one are left. - Yes.

(The Dragon ba*ls they have earned so far)

(The first Dragon Ball)

(The Money of Conscience Game)

We got the First-star Dragon Ball!

Arriving at the peak will be rewarding.

(Trekking along the Tiger Leaping Gorge)

(The Second-star Dragon Ball was the reward.)

Stepping on the doorsill...

- It'll chase your luck away! - Correct!

(This quiz gave them the third Dragon Ball.)

Guys, we did it!

(The mission for the fourth Dragon Ball)

(Looking for the Taste of Lijiang)

(They succeeded one minute before the cutoff!)

We got the fourth-star Dragon Ball. Isn't this the very first time...

in the history of Dragon Ball?

(If they can gather just three more...)

(Hey, guys!)

(We will grant them their wish.)

(It can't be something that costs over 1,000 dollars.)

I want the limited-edition set of the toy blocks,

the Simpson House set.

I also want the Palace Cinema set.

- I want those two sets. - All right.

I'll give you guys a photo.

I'd like you to get it printed at the best quality...

and put it in a frame that costs 990 dollars.

- A frame that's 990 dollars? - I'll hang it at home.

I want a massage chair.

- That's too expensive. - A massage chair?

- Aren't they over 1,000 dollars? - I made a list of ones that don't.

(He actually sent us this list.)

- They're cheap. - You made a list?

- Yes. I picked the cheap ones. - That's a good idea.

Well, I had many ideas.

I thought about asking for an air purifier as the pollution is bad.

I had many thoughts but realised that nothing beats cash.

I'd like 999 dollars and 99 cents.

I want you to give me that exact amount if we succeed.

(Your wishes have been received.)

As always, the rules are very simple.

There will be three rounds.

Winning all three rounds means you'll get all the Dragon ba*ls.

- I have a question. - Go ahead.

Let's say that we lose on the first round.

Does that mean we can't play the other two rounds?

You know our tradition. The end!

(The end. This is our tradition.)

- Give us the heads up. - Also,

please don't pressure h* Dong at the end.

We were already in that situation twice because of him.

- Right. I thought... - Don't you agree?

- about h* Dong and... - Goodness.

(He's mad.)

I think I just heard a strange sound.

- I heard it. - It sounded like the wind.

The Jade Dragon Snow Mountain send us the list of matches.

- We'll follow it. - Gosh, the Spirit of the Mountain.

- Shall I announce it? - Yes.

- The first contender. - I think it'll be Ji Won.

Jae Hyun, come on out!

(Zhu Bajie, Ahn Jae Hyun)

- Hold on a second. - I'm getting a bad feeling.

His game skills aren't proven yet.

- I have a good feeling. - He says he has a good feeling.

Jae Hyun, stand to the side.

Jae Hyun,

it's "Samlip".

(It's "Samlip".)

- "Samlip", right? - Yes, it ends with "lip".

- It's not "lik" or "lin". - I'll keep that in mind.

Your game will be...

My goodness, no.

(It's jegichagi.)

(He throws it back instinctively.)

We're in trouble. He's terrible.

(Give it a go!)

(No!)

(Thanks, but no thanks.)

- I'll do it. - No.

(He refuses from the bottom of his heart.)

- I can't do it. - Jae Hyun.

- Jae Hyun isn't built for this. - Oh, no.

- Let Su Geun do it. - You know,

his legs are solely for walking.

He barely gets by and his knees are bad, too.

Then Su Geun, look.

He just has to do three...

without practising.

(He just has to do three.)

- If that's the case... - I can do it.

- I'll do it. - Take off your hat...

- and focus. - This is easy.

Get three without practising.

If I were you,

don't even put your foot down.

Go like this and it will be over.

- It's that simple. - Jae Hyun,

roll up your trousers.

- The jegi will get caught on them. - He's coaching Jae Hyun.

Your trousers are weird, by the way.

Tuck them into your socks.

- Just tuck them in. - Jae Hyun.

Come here, you're not ready yet.

- How do I... - You're not ready to go yet.

He just has to get three.

It should be easy.

- No more can be done. - Ready?

(This is how you prepare for jegichagi.)

Is it over if I fail?

Do a simulation.

- You have the jegi. - One,

two.

Lift up your leg higher and don't twist your ankles.

You can't raise your leg like that.

(His leg isn't working properly.)

You can't raise it like that.

The jegi will fall.

- Lift your leg like this. - Focus...

- and keep your eye on the jegi. - Okay.

There is such a thing called gravity.

Is it going to fall down...

in slow-motion?

You can't go like this.

Start off naturally and drop it to this height.

Just this high.

This is how it's done.

- Don't be too scared. - How you begin is important.

Don't aim for the tassel.

There is a very tiny chance...

of the c*ck flying off. If it does,

don't look at it.

Just keep your eyes on the tassel.

Chase after the tassel, okay?

This doesn't happen often.

- Once in a while. - He's right.

Also, don't stare at the c*ck flying away.

Don't be thrown off by it.

Don't even glance at it.

Don't try to argue about that.

- It won't work on Young Seok. - Never.

Don't argue with him.

- You can do it. - I can.

You only need three. Tell them when you're ready and do well.

Don't be careless.

No, do another simulation first.

I have it like this...

and then I let go. One, two...

(Laughing)

(His body is beyond his control.)

- Hey, what's that about? - Why did you do that?

Why can't you stand straight when you're just kicking into thin air?

Did you say it was over for us if I fail?

Yes, it's the end of our sh**t.

- End of all filming. - No more filming?

That's what I mean.

You know that's our tradition.

I bet the moment you fail, all the lights will go out.

I'll be in the bathroom then.

- I'll wash up. - Yes, do that.

(I'll take a shower first.)

Just in case?

Yes, just in case.

- And 1, 2... - Lower your leg!

How do you kick normally?

I don't play jegichagi.

Think back to the past. How did you do it?

(I went like this.)

(He can barely stand straight.)

I look stupid!

I feel like I'm doing this.

I mean, your foot...

It looks like you're kicking the jegi over there.

- What do I do? - Get ready.

You can do this.

(Jae Hyun's face is pale.)

- Okay. - Let's give it to him.

It's here when you are ready.

(Jegi of Thrones)

This is the highlight of our journey.

Just get three.

Let's take the energy of Jade Dragon Snow Mountain.

(They kiss it for blessing.)

We can't ask for more because it's only three.

(He goes a step further.)

- We're ready. - We can't ask the staff...

- for more. - He has the jegi.

Jae Hyun, prepare yourself.

Won't it be better for you to take your jacket off?

(He is ready!)

Focus.

Jae Hyun.

Once you start, you'll focus and everything will go quiet.

Don't feel pressured.

(Wow)

This feels like the beginning of the college entrance exams.

- You weren't the studious type. - I never took the exams.

Hye Sun is watching so give it your best.

She'll be disappointed if can't even get three.

Life will throw so many hardships at you.

If you can't even kick a jegi three times,

it will be utterly humiliating!

(It will be utterly humiliating!)

Stop pressuring him!

Why would you say that when he's about to begin?

I just have a hunch that it'll be over after two kicks.

I think it'll be over after one kick.

His foot is ready to kick that way.

h* Dong, get ready to catch the jegi!

It's coming your way.

We worked so hard to get here.

(The other members can only stand by and watch now.)

- I'm ready! - Please...

- Go! - Go!

Let's begin.

Tell yourself you have to get 20.

Tell yourself you need 20 to succeed, not 3.

Jae Hyun, you need 10 to succeed.

- You need 10. - Go!

Think of the massage chair Hye Sun will be getting.

I'm so nervous. I'll begin.

(The rest of the team are holding hands.)

(The jegi has left Jae Hyun's hand.)

- Two. - No!

That's two!

He got two. It's over!

(Words have consequences.)

I just have a hunch that it'll be over after two kicks.

(It was over after two kicks.)

h* Dong, get ready to catch the jegi!

It's coming your way.

(He got that right, too.)

(The jegi was thrown and there's no turning back.)

(We are doomed.)

(It's over.)

Hey, seriously...

Let's edit this out and give it another go.

The camera's already off. Why would we edit it out?

This can't go on air.

(After the filming ended,)

(the Dragon ba*ls were dispersed again.)

He kicked the jegi with his sole the second time.

Try to relax when you kick.

(The goblins are disheartened.)

His feet are useless.

The crew know this all too well.

Oh, my goodness.

I told you he's terrible.

(He suddenly does four...)

(and the jegi falls apart.)

(The master of jegichagi predicted this.)

If the c*ck goes flying off...

(It actually happened.)

That's unbelievable.

The c*ck flew off.

(This is not our day.)

I don't know what to say as it wasn't even close.

The second one hit his sole.

It's not easy to hit the jegi with your sole.

(The jegi rejected him.)

They aren't filming any more so relax and try.

It's over so relax and try.

Try it for yourself.

- He just can't do it. - It's impossible for him.

He would never have succeeded.

The folk game association will be furious.

- Look, even Ji Won can do it. - He did it in slippers.

His feet used to be the most useless.

(Jae Hyun has nothing to say to that.)

It's too bad.

All of you, get out.

(Get out!)

(Excuse me?)

Why is it always like this?

We didn't even get a chance.

I never got a chance to do anything.

Jae Hyun, I'm not blaming you. You're new to this.

- You could have felt pressured. - It would have been Su Geun next.

If Jae Hyun did 3, Su Geun had to do 30.

- That was doable. - 30 is doable.

30 is easy for you.

(Sighing)

Let's do this.

(Kang h* Dong, professional negotiator)

(He specialises in mergers and acquisitions of variety shows.)

(He has licences to prove so.)

One must be flexible.

Let's say Su Geun does 30...

for no apparent reason at all.

- For no good reason? - Yes, let's say he does 30.

Let's say he just does it.

Then give Jae Hyun another chance to do three...

and if he succeeds,

we will go for 50.

(We will go for 50.)

He will start afresh.

(Are you talking about me?)

Are you trying to make this a jegichagi special?

What do you say?

So Su Geun does 80 in total and Jae Hyun does 5?

For no apparent reason.

Okay. If Su Geun does 30 without catching it...

- If he catches it, - Let's go.

he'll start over.

(If Su Geun does 30, Jae Hyun gets another chance.)

(If Jae Hyun does five, they receive a Dragon Ball.)

(If Su Geun does 50 after that, they get another Dragon Ball.)

(But no catching in between!)

So if I fail now, it's all on me?

It'll be your fault.

(It'll be your fault!)

Sir, I escorted you everywhere today and now you blame me?

Goodness.

(Anyway, if they fail, it's all on Su Geun.)

Okay.

(This is his only chance.)

I'm ready.

(Su Geun must succeed for Jae Hyun to try again.)

I'm ready!

I'm going for 30.

And 1, 2, 3, I've got this.

And 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

Jae Hyun, get ready.

(But he cowers into the corner.)

- Nineteen... - I can't see it.

(He's almost there.)

23, 24, 25, 26...

Oh, no!

(It's over, again.)

(So the filming ends for a second time...)

(and the Dragon ba*ls were dispersed yet again.)

It's not easy to just get up and do 30.

- The jegi... - He did 26.

The jegi was too light.

(Dazed)

Even if I did 30, I couldn't have done 50 afterwards.

Let's go for 50 this time, starting afresh.

If we do 50,

Jae Hyun will do 5 after that.

If Jae Hyun succeeds, Su Geun will do 100.

- It's impossible! - Let's go for 100.

h* Dong, why are you so fixated on jegichagi?

Take a break. I'll go and close this deal.

Let's go for this...

(He's driving a hard bargain.)

(Doesn't that sound appealing?)

(He's quite frightening.)

(He's still driving a hard bargain.)

If there's too much footage, keep it for seasonal special episodes.

You can air it then. Anyways, if Jae Hyun does five,

we'll go for 100, if you give us 2 Dragon ba*ls.

- What do you say? It's up to you. - 100?

Seriously, 100?

This is an order.

Certainly, Sir.

We will try, Sir.

(If you grant us a chance,)

(we'll give it our best kick, Sir.)

Okay, Su Geun and Ji Won can go for 100 together.

So for the last round, they add up their scores? Okay.

It's all settled.

(Jae Hyun gets another chance!)

This won't be easy as I can't catch the jegi mid-game.

- What are you doing? - Xiaomi.

- He's charging. - I see.

Is he charging his leg?

(Su Geun is charging his leg.)

Isn't this indirect advertising?

Did you sign a contract for product placement without me knowing?

You could have given me a heads-up at least.

This is Xiaomi.

Okay, let's do this.

- You need 30. - I have to get 50.

- You need 50? - Let's think I need to get 80.

Go! One,

and 2, 3, 4, 5,

and 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

(It's a critical moment)

(Did h* Dong catch it?)

Let's start over.

If someone else catches the jegi, I can start over.

Hey, I was going to carry on. Why did you catch it?

(They are a couple of scam artists.)

- I could have got that, you know. - I'm so sorry.

It was going perfectly fine.

(What on earth are they playing at?)

- But... - It's over!

We don't need to see any more of that. It was so...

Go inside. I said, go inside!

- Thank you, Su Geun. - So why don't we...

How about the three of us, without Jae Hyun, go for 30 bare-foot?

No, all four of us...

All four of us go for 100 in total.

(100 between the 4 of them!)

- What? - All of us go for 100 in total.

How is that possible?

Even if the 3 of you miraculously manage 50, I'm left with 50 again.

- We won't be able to do 50. - Of course not.

We have to offer to do something impossible.

If we offer something easy, they will never give us a chance.

I personally think this offer is tempting.

Okay. We are giving you another chance which wasn't planned,

so if you fail...

If we fail, we will return...

- all four of our Dragon ba*ls. - You can take them back.

No, just go without dinner.

Okay, that sounds fair.

We can skip dinner, h* Dong. Let's go for this, Jae Hyun.

One should never joke about food.

I'm extremely serious.

You can't tease people with food, especially dinner.

- You're right. - Okay, join us for our team dinner.

- Your flight is at 6pm tomorrow. - Yes.

Until the flight, Jae Hyun forfeits his phone.

Ji Won will have time to himself, h* Dong will not have meat...

and Su Geun will eat anything given to him.

(Failure will lead to personal penalties.)

If you'll give us a chance, I accept.

I don't know if I can stand being alone.

Young Seok, I beg of you.

- My penalty is the worst. - I'll do anything else.

I'll go naked if you want.

(Please, Young Seok. I'm grovelling...)

- We're going to fail for sure. - I know.

h* Dong, what do you think?

If we succeed,

give us three Dragon ba*ls.

(It's nearly impossible for the four of them to succeed.)

Let's make a deal.

(But if they succeed, their wishes will come true!)

(We accept your proposition.)

Okay, let's do this!

We can do this.

I drove my hardest bargain.

If we succeed, we get all the Dragon ba*ls?

- It's a good deal. - We'll get three Dragon ba*ls.

If we fail, we just have to go through with our penalties.

If we get three Dragon ba*ls, our mission is complete.

You just manage 80.

(Laughing)

You want me to do 80...

- This is an order. - but can you three manage 20?

- Go and change into your trainers. - Okay.

(Ji Won, who was in slippers,)

(sniffs his socks first...)

(then wears them...)

(and puts on trainers.)

- What are you doing? - I'm working on the jegi.

(The master of jegichagi works on the jegi...)

(to make sure the c*ck doesn't go flying again.)

Why does it keep flying all over the place?

(It's a home run!)

What do I do? This is so difficult.

(However...)

Look, I did eight!

(There's a gleam of hope!)

(It's only jegichagi but they are very serious.)

(h* Dong is wearing his precious red trainers.)

He's wearing his lucky trainers.

(Practising)

- It's hard. - h* Dong kicked it three times.

What on earth is Jae Hyun doing?

Is something wrong?

- Are you okay? - I'm getting the feel of it.

I can do this.

- Let's be careful. - This is your order.

Su Geun goes first, as expected.

h* Dong will go second and Ji Won third.

Jae Hyun started this so it's fitting for him to end it.

Do you think we can do 100?

Never, in a million years.

(This is the reason why.)

(That's enough.)

- I'm ready. - We can do this.

Go!

He is ready.

h* Dong will count and if you catch it, it's over.

Think of the time you did 80.

- I know... - Just keep that in your head.

My legs are weak because I'm getting old.

- We're high up as well... - Go!

I said, go.

Let's do this. Let's just do 30.

Let me stand like this.

And 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

And 11, 12, 13, 14, 15...

And 16, 17, 18, 19, 20...

And 21, 22, 23, 24, 25...

And 26, 27, 28, 29, 30...

And 31, 32, 33, 34, 35...

And 36, 37, 38, 39, 40...

And 42, 43, 44, 45...

And 46, 47, 48, 49, 50...

And 51...

(Su Geun kicked it 51 times.)

Good job, we can do this.

- Well done. - Good job.

You did it.

(Well done, Su Geun.)

We can do this!

- He used both feet like a master. - That was because...

if I used one leg, I would have stopped kicking.

(Towards the end, he used both legs.)

(He exceeded his own limits as the master of jegichagi.)

I'm sorry, I should have done 60 but I'm too unfit.

I'm so sorry, I should have managed 60 at least but my legs gave in.

My legs stopped working.

- Aim for 14. - If h* Dong does 30, we're set.

- Are you next? - Yes.

I used up all my energy.

I've been kicking the jegi for too long.

My legs won't move.

(He's nervous.)

Okay.

(Right now...)

It's not going to be easy.

If he miraculously kicks it 40 times, it'll be perfect.

I'll be back, barley water.

(No one cares.)

I wish he kicks it 35 times.

On a good day, Ji Won can kick it about 20 times.

- Go! - If Jae Hyun just does four...

- Pay attention. - Let's go!

- Stay still. - Okay, we won't budge.

(It's only jegichagi...)

(but it's come too far to be just a game any more.)

h* Dong, you are a champion.

Awaken all your senses. You love challenges.

I'm ready.

(Right now, h* Dong is an athlete once more.)

Okay.

This is just a game. Have fun.

(He starts.)

(He falls.)

That's 21.

(He falls over with a grunt.)

(He finishes at 21 kicks.)

You have managed 72 so far.

I couldn't start laughing.

You started to laugh in the middle.

You only had a little more to go.

- It's not easy. - I thought he was going to make it.

- I couldn't help it. - Do I need to kick it 20 times?

(Jae Hyun doesn't count.)

- Ji Won must feel the pressure. - I'm so sorry.

I have never kicked more than 20.

Even then, I caught it in between.

Let's get ready.

It's better to start right away. Don't hesitate.

(This is even making the crazy one serious.)

(His breath runs short.)

(His mouth feels parched.)

Why is this making us so nervous?

(If Ji Won fails, he has to hang out on his own.)

Go!

(He chose a silver jegi in honour of his surname.)

(Jae Hyun can't kick that much,)

(so Ji Won has to get at least 20.)

(The end.)

How many was that?

(It ended so quickly that I can do it again.)

(Three)

He got 3 which makes your total 75.

Now Jae Hyun needs to complete the remaining.

Give him some more time to rest.

It's for his own good.

Good luck, Jae Hyun.

(They all seem devastated.)

Jae Hyun hasn't played yet though.

Something weird always happens on the last day of a vacation.

(It's as if someone took away their food.)

(Jae Hyun is up!)

You only need to get 25.

Jae Hyun is the last one to play...

and he...

(He warms up.)

- He needs 28. - He needs 25.

Let me tell you what situation we're in.

The staff members are all in.

- This is... - The staff members are all in.

If this was football, it's as if we were losing 20 to 0 and...

there's only two minutes left.

It's 20 to 0 with only 2 minutes left.

Also, four players from our team got a red card.

In order to tie the game, we need to score a goal per two seconds.

He looks like a player...

that's been substituted with a minute left on the clock.

Director, this...

It's 20 to 0 and he's been swapped in when there's only a minute left.

This is an impossible so don't feel pressured.

If you win this for us,

you'll find your wife upstairs cooking you kimchijjigae.

"Come and eat, everyone!"

- You're saying this is impossible. - That's right.

(What he needs is a miracle.)

(He rolls up his trousers and gets ready.)

(He takes a deep breath.)

Look at him warm up and get ready though.

It's as if he genuinely believes that he has a shot at this.

Right? I mean, look at him!

He wouldn't do any of this if he didn't think he had a chance.

The substitute player thinks that...

- they still can win. - Exactly. He still has hope.

- I can do this. - Right.

I have 2 feet and 2 hands.

I'm a person just like everyone else.

Win this for us and you can take everything.

(We trust you.)

I'm ready.

The end!

Game over.

(How do we react to this?)

(We never learned the appropriate reaction.)

Game over. Thank you for playing.

- He gives it another shot. - I'm ready.

He's still playing.

(The game is already over.)

Something's wrong with the blue jegi.

You did 2 now and 2 earlier. Do that until you get 20.

Five, six...

He got 6 in 3 turns.

- That's 7. - 7 out of 4 turns.

- How can I be so bad at this? - 7 out of 4 turns.

I can do this.

You should get a sign that says "For Walking Only".

Go to a stationary store and buy a sign...

that says "For Walking Only" to avoid confusion.

(Legs can malfunction when used for other purposes.)

(An example of malfunction)

(He swings and misses.)

(Whatever. Let's just laugh.)

No, I can do this.

(My name is Ahn Jae Hyun and I never give up.)

(He's doing it until he succeeds.)

Your average is 1.2.

You either get 1 or 2 and 1.2 is your current average.

- Jae Hyun... - Oh gosh.

(Zero)

Look at him!

You were cruel to have asked him to kick five!

- So cruel! - Let me say this...

now that the game's over.

We always seem to start off on the wrong foot.

How can I be this bad?

Don't sweat it. I wasn't any better.

- My legs are too sore. - The game's over, right?

I can do this much better when there's no pressure.

See? There's even a certain rhythm to it.

- Earlier... - Though you still did great.

- Jae Hyun, try it again. - Let's say that this is a dry run.

Imagine that you're off camera.

Didn't I mention this to you earlier?

His legs are only for walking.

- For walking only. - That's right.

Right, so that's why I came prepared.

(He got tired of chasing the jegi.)

I started with two in my hand.

All right.

Already?

You should really practise this at home.

You never know what they'll ask you to do.

- Variety shows are like that. - Of course.

I thought I'd never play jegichagi ever again.

Make sure you practise just about everything.

Get your driver's license when you have the time.

Hang on.

- I got the hang of it now. - Really?

(What do you exactly mean?)

(Young Seok was impressed by his long practice run.)

(That's why...)

I'll take the penalty off the table if you get five this time.

(He'll take the penalty off the table if he gets five this time.)

Okay, let's see.

- Have a seat first. - Come here.

Nice!

We didn't even have to ask for another chance.

The game was over but Jae Hyun seemed determined.

Right?

- h* Dong, I'm ready. - Okay.

- You can do this. - There are no cameras here.

- I'm alone. - Don't kick it too high.

- I'm alone in this room. - All right.

- Hang on. - We should all whisper.

- I can't watch. - Clear your mind.

- I'm ready. - Okay.

Hang on a second.

(This is his last attempt.)

Here we go.

(This is his last attempt.)

(This is his final chance.)

Give me a second.

- Here we go. - And 2, 3...

- He's got this. - He did it!

- I can't believe it. - You did it!

(He never gave up...)

(and as a result he got seven.)

Did you see that? I got seven!

(Jae Hyun, you're unbelievable!)

He showed us that nothing is impossible.

What a victory. Nothing is impossible!

Hurry. Let's throw him in the air.

In 3, 2, 1.

Okay.

Gosh, he's so light.

We could fly him like a kite.

Jae Hyun, that was amazing.

You did the impossible.

Hang on. Maybe I got lucky.

It was luck. I knew it. Still, I made it!

I made it and we don't have to receive a penalty.

He's incredible.

You lost all the Dragon ba*ls...

but you won't be receiving any penalties today.

You have completed the Journey to the West.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

The ending was like one from a movie.

- That was incredible. - It was so dramatic.

A miracle happened.

I know.

Young Seok thought that he'd never make it...

and that's why he made him that proposition.

- He called 5 not 3. - Did you think you could do it?

Yes, the jegi was sticking to my feet.

I couldn't be more grateful.

Me too.

Thank you. I just want to keep saying that.

He's certainly on a roll.

Also, you should never give up.

Su Geun, it's important that you never give up.

I can't believe that we won the final mission.

- Good job, everyone. - Good job!

- Thank you! - Good job!

Where did you get your chopsticks?

- Here. - Ji Won.

Do you need chopsticks?

(Ji Won's painful memory...)

(involving the finger-chopsticks.)

Da Som, can I borrow your hand?

- Of course. - Detach your arm for me.

- Oh my gosh! - Isn't that delicious?

The skirt... No, the brisket!

What's this? This is to die for!

- It's pork. - What are you pointing at?

- This dish right here. - Dried tofu?

- Gosh. - Is it good?

You'll be surprised too!

This is like a hot pot.

You don't need any side dish.

This is exactly like the hot pot in Chengdu that...

we didn't get to eat because of me.

(The game that shattered h* Dong's mentality.)

- Why did you get it right? - The game's over now.

Didn't you want more meat?

(They could not eat.)

Game over!

(We didn't get to eat because I made us lose.)

(Today, they get to eat as much as they want.)

Thank you.

I didn't drink of drop of baijiu even if I wanted to.

- I know. - I wanted to stay alert.

h* Dong's professionalism always amazes me.

I agree.

- He tries not to eat what he likes. - That's right.

I know it's hard.

I didn't say this for the praise...

(He smiles.)

but they're praising me.

h* Dong only drinks on the last day.

If Jae Hyun didn't succeed,

h* Dong would just be eating vegetables...

and Ji Won would have been going around alone.

That is the worst penalty for me.

I don't ever want to do that.

Why? You stay at home all the time.

Then let me be alone at home.

Why are you throwing me out?

(This is how much Ji Won hates being alone.)

(At Jae Hyun's housewarming party...)

Have you been to the cinema recently?

- No, not at all. - Don't you watch movies?

- Don't you like movies? - I don't want to watch it alone.

(I don't want to watch it alone.)

How can I go to the cinema by myself?

Take Young Seok with you.

That's even worse!

I will never do that.

I'd rather watch a movie alone at home.

Why would I spare the time to watch a movie with a man?

(So there you have it.)

I love being with them.

I love spending time with them.

- Do you? - Yes.

I'm amazed to be able to hang out with such people.

- It is amazing. - Why?

I'm hanging out with people from television.

What are you talking about?

I used to watch "One Night Two Days" all the time.

(He went on a trip to China twice with the people he saw on TV.)

On national holidays...

like Chuseok and Chinese New Year,

my cousins and I used to get together.

We were actually not that close...

but we became very close after four or five days.

I want to come back some time.

I don't want this to end.

(Let's go back in time.)

(After their first trip to Chengdu...)

I was so boring. What do I do?

Don't fret, we aren't making comedy.

Seriously, I depended on you the whole time.

Everyone thinks that...

If you have any regrets, you can do better next time.

I'm not sure there will be a next time.

That's what matters.

Jae Hyun keeps worrying that he wasn't good.

What a load of nonsense.

- See? - What's doing a good job?

Who did a good job here? Who can decide that?

- I just think I wasn't funny. - Su Geun, you're right.

There's no such thing as a good job.

Do you even know what doing a good job is?

There is no such thing.

That was cool.

There is no right answer in our industry.

I'm most curious about what the future holds...

for Jae Hyun rather than Ji Won, Su Geun or me.

I'm not sure I'll be with you next time.

What about us?

We are not so different.

That's absurd.

You are like the reference group...

of people I respect and want to be like.

- What did you say? - A reference group.

The best of the best.

- What group? - Reference group.

Don't use difficult words.

I didn't mean to.

I've never heard of that word.

- What was that again? - Reference group.

Reference group.

Does that mean...

that we are in the centre?

People whose attitudes, behaviour, beliefs, opinions and values...

are used by an individual as the basis for one's judgment.

(It is a compliment, but they didn't understand it.)

There is one thing you made me think about.

What's that?

I've never tried to win a quiz against Seung Gi before...

but I didn't want to lose to you.

Don't you think so?

We never expected to win...

any kind of quiz against Seung Gi.

But I didn't want to lose to you.

- Jae Hyun. - Yes.

Who is the most beautiful actress you've seen?

- Actress? - Yes, just on appearances.

(This was when...)

(they didn't know about his girlfriend.)

- I'm curious. - Jun Ji Hyun?

It's a wish of mine to see her in person.

It must be her.

- Really? - Well...

Ku Hye Sun is the most beautiful.

Everyone is different.

(Jae Hyun mentioned his girlfriend to the other members.)

- Have you met Jun Ji Hyun before? - No.

(They were just slow.)

(After a few weeks...)

Did you ask her out first?

We started to like each other at the same time.

(They are all envious of Jae Hyun.)

She's a catch.

No one else congratulated me so much...

on my marriage.

The only time I was congratulated...

was when you all came over.

Most of the people...

were against our marriage when they heard about it.

"You have to work."

"Why would you get married so early?"

It made me begin to hate the whole industry...

but when you all came over,

you even brought me a wedding gift.

They were so happy for me...

and I was really moved.

(Jae Hyun is a doting boyfriend.)

She makes me a better man.

When I feel inadequate...

When I was under a lot of pressure...

and lost the meaning of life,

she made me feel needed.

She makes me feel like the most important person in the world.

Money doesn't matter.

I just want to marry her as soon as possible...

and celebrate anniversaries with her.

I can't wait to create memories with her.

I want our 1st, 2nd, 10th and 30th anniversaries to happen.

(He will make special memories...)

(with the person who makes him a better man.)

(After the team dinner,)

(they head back to the hotel.)

Why are you filming?

He is the informant.

He's our own informant.

(And something unexpected happened...)

(that night.)

h* Dong...

has the most beautiful bottom I've ever seen.

It's very toned.

You can't insult my boss in front of all these people.

(Wow)

(Something catches h* Dong's eyes.)

(It's an ATM.)

Here is your global aide.

Your global aide is right here.

h* Dong, hurry up.

Think of this as me.

The chance on the machine doesn't mean an opportunity.

- It doesn't mean that. - You are right.

It's spelt differently.

Let me tell you this.

Do you know what the word on the left means?

- Which one? - It means hand.

(h* Dong starts explaining the Chinese character for hand.)

(If you don't speak Chinese,)

(just take Chinese classes.)

It means exchanging things.

That's what I mean, "trade".

I'm a little worried about something.

Everyone else has gone. How do we get back to the hotel?

- We have no sense of direction. - I know the way.

I'm also terrible with directions.

I may be his global aide but I don't know the way back.

It was very complicated.

I didn't even try to memorise the way back.

You know the marker?

Forget about it for now.

(The current situation...)

(is that h* Dong, Ji Won and two staff members...)

(are lost.)

(Lijiang's streets all look similar.)

(At night,)

(it becomes a dark maze.)

(They can't see anything.)

I can't see a thing.

h* Dong, let's get a room.

(Let's get a room.)

I have about 14 dollars.

(At that moment...)

(they find a store that's open.)

h* Dong really likes it here.

h* Dong, we need to go.

(Excuse me.)

(He said that like 72,395 times.)

This is absurd. We need to ask for directions.

The door is open but there is no one here.

There's someone there.

I will go ask for directions.

(Where is Mufu?)

(Where is Mufu?)

I think I found it. It's Mufu.

(This was the magic phrase when looking for directions.)

(Mufu!)

(He can find the hotel with the word, Mufu.)

(Mufu! It is right in front of the hotel.)

(Where is Mufu?)

- He says it's that way. - You are so smart.

(Ji Won uses skills he learned during the mission.)

All you need to know is Mufu.

It is the first word I picked up in Lijiang.

I heard it as soon as I got here.

(They come to another crossroad.)

(They find another store with its lights on.)

(It's a beautiful day.)

(He talks about the weather in the middle of the night.)

(Where is Mufu?)

(Go left!)

(It's late at night.)

(For these lost strangers,)

(he shows them the way to Mufu in detail...)

(but they don't understand.)

- You are very kind. - Thank you.

How old are you?

(He's baffled.)

(Is this a restaurant?)

(They blurt out all the Chinese they know.)

(It is a restaurant!)

(This is a restaurant...)

(and Mufu is over there.)

(Korean and Chinese people...)

(are friends.)

(h* Dong makes friends quickly.)

(They go as their new friend told them to.)

(They just keep walking.)

We can ask for directions.

We just need to look for Mufu.

Everyone knows where Mufu is.

My map was for Mufu.

The map on my back showed the way to Mufu.

(Just then...)

(Hello.)

(Someone calls them.)

(I will take you there.)

- I want to cry. - Goodness.

He's saying...

that he will take us there.

- That's so nice. - I'm going to cry.

(This voice in the dark...)

He is so kind.

(is the guy we met earlier in front of the restaurant.)

(He was worried about the lost strangers...)

(and followed their footsteps at once.)

(I will take you there.)

- I want to cry. - Goodness.

He's saying that he'll take us there.

- That's amazing. - I can't believe he said that.

He is a wonderful person.

I got goosebumps.

Even if we don't speak the same language, kindness comes through.

- This is just great. - Right?

I think I'm going to cry.

He was so worried that he came after us.

(He quietly leads the way.)

He reminds me of my father.

(Thank you.)

What is your name?

(What is your name?)

(My name is...)

- Zhang Hui Dong. - Zhang Hui Dong?

(I'm Zhang Hu Dong!)

(The kind man's name is Zhang Hui Dong.)

(h* Dong's Chinese name is Zhang Hu Dong.)

(Zhang Hui Dong and Zhang Hu Dong meet.)

(They compare their names in Chinese characters.)

(Is it this Zhang?)

(Mine is this Zhang.)

(By chance they meet, help one another out...)

(and even have similar names.)

(They walk together for five minutes.)

(They arrive at the guest house.)

(Other staff members were worried about them.)

Please tell him we're from Korea, filming a show here...

- and got lost. - We should tell him.

(Hui Dong realises they're Korean celebrities.)

Thank you.

(He expresses gratitude with a hug.)

I love China. Thank you so much.

(He hugs his friend tightly to express his gratitude.)

(He hugs like a champion.)

I'm not lying.

Please tell him that I'm in love with China because of him.

I loved it before but I love it more now.

- Unbelievable. - Please come visit more often.

(You're the best.)

(He returns to his store.)

(The kind man leaves.)

(h* Dong can't take his eyes off of him for a while.)

He reminded me of my father.

My father would have been just like him.

Pardon?

What did you say about your father?

It's just...

he looked after us like fathers care for their kids.

- He seemed like a hardworking man. - He just came to help.

(His unconditional kindness reminds us of our fathers.)

You can cry if you want.

That's not it.

People like to see raw emotions.

If you try to keep you cool because you host this show,

people will think you're a cold-hearted person.

(h* Dong was having a moment...)

(but the crazy one had to spoil it.)

He doesn't know what to think.

Where did my aide go?

- He's gone. - Bring him over.

- I'm just your global aide. - He's the global one.

Su Geun is asleep.

Haters will still hate me if I cry.

- Why would they hate you? - I don't care, but I think...

They say you can spit on a smiling face...

but not on a crying face.

How do I express this to the viewers?

We were lost.

Can I use a difficult word?

This will be the first and last time.

He is such an altruistic person.

(He is such an altruistic person.)

He didn't help us because he wanted to promote his restaurant.

He was just worried about us getting lost.

When does the difficult word come in?

Altruistic.

I see.

Is that a difficult word for you?

Go away. I want Su Geun.

(They are back at the guest house.)

I felt his sincerity...

when he was leading the way.

I doubt I'll ever meet someone quite like him.

I miss my father.

If there were no cameras, I would have cried so much.

- Ignore the cameras. You can cry. - You can cry.

He reminds me of my father.

- You can cry. - I feel sorry for him.

- Why did he remind you of him? - He was poor.

You know,

my father is almost deaf...

but he managed to raise five children.

My father is such a good man.

I don't know.

This kind of situation always reminds me of him.

I used to complain to him all the time.

(h* Dong didn't like his father being so nice all the time.)

I wished he was greedier...

and that he would live his life for himself.

I wished he would be more selfish. I really did.

I didn't live like my father. I didn't.

I aspired to be like him but I wasn't.

I wanted to be a champion...

and I wanted my shows to be the most popular.

(I was greedy and wanted my shows to be the most popular.)

There are things more important than success.

h* Dong, let's get your act together.

You should be like him.

I only wanted to become famous and successful.

- That's all useless. - h* Dong,

- I could tell... - I saw my father in him.

he was happy from his back when he led us.

I will never forget...

- that back. - I feel the same way.

- He just wanted to help. - He didn't want anything.

He told us to follow him...

and he was just leading the way.

I read this poem.

I could feel his heart just by looking at his back.

- I know what you're saying. - He wore his heart on his back.

That man's back really touched me.

He didn't want anything in return.

He just wanted to make sure we got back safely.

It could've been his first time helping someone, I don't know.

How would you live like that every day, though?

It could be tiresome.

But I knew he meant it today. I could tell from his back.

You couldn't live like that, though...

(That's enough, Ji Won.)

I'm a negative person...

but I still felt his sincerity from his back.

He silently led the way.

(That's enough, you crazy boy.)

(Ji Won's still obsessed about the man's back.)

We were all relying on him.

I only changed twice during the whole week.

(Su Geun laughs.)

Next time, don't bother bringing luggage.

Changing twice in a week means you don't need much.

(The goblins dream of their next journey.)

I'm only human so I get greedy.

I was praised for the first time in a while for this show.

That makes me greedier.

Because people praised us, I wanted to do better.

- Since it's been a while. - Right.

(So we wanted to do better.)

I want to hear this compliment.

- "I knew it". - Right.

I don't need to hear that we're the best.

- "I knew they'll do well." - Exactly.

(We wanted to hear "I knew it!" from the viewers.)

You are joining us again, right?

- Can I come? - Of course.

I think I can do better next time.

We should team up.

We'll smash the others to pieces.

(They still have a lot of craziness left to display.)

What is this?

(It's Seung Gi's letter from the army.)

(Seung Gi says he is doing well in the army.)

(He is waiting to travel with us again.)

(We're sorry...)

(we have to say goodbye.)

You did a great job.

We did a good job.

Attention.

- This is it for now. - Thank you.

We had fun.

(Thank you for watching Journey to the West Season 2.)

(What is this?)

(Watch the real final episode of Journey to the West.)

Hi! Hello, everyone!

I'm Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie!

Zhu Bajie! Zhu Bajie!

Zhu Bajie! Zhu Bajie!

Don't just do what I asked you to do.

Gosh! Goodness.

Come to your senses!

Do you understand?

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What was that about? Why did you do that?

- This is just for audio. - This will make me sound cuter.