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(Journey to the West Season 2)
(One peaceful day,)
(a mysterious and marvellous spirit was flying out to the space.)
(However, due to an unforeseen circumstance,)
(the Dragon ba*ls...)
(were dropped back into China.)
You did it again?
(Meanwhile, the goblins...)
If you ask me...
what my sins are,
I'd answer, "My sins would be meeting these brothers,"
"loving them..."
"and leaving them behind."
Those are my biggest sins.
(They heard the shocking news that Seung Gi is going to the army.)
(They also heard about...)
(what happened to the Dragon ba*ls.)
Do you want to come with us? We'll take you somewhere fun.
By the way, do you have something to eat?
(The goblins got to form a new team with the new member.)
(It's the second journey to find the Dragon ba*ls.)
Journey to the West Season 2, Unlimited.
(Let's begin.)
Take me with you.
I don't want to film this. I want to go with them.
(Lee Seung Gi left to the army.)
(A day before the second journey to China)
(Everyone has gathered in Eurwangni.)
I don't know why I'm here.
Right?
- Ahn Jae Hyeon will be here soon. - We have product placement ad.
Yes, we got product placement advertisement this time.
- How is it? - Let me see.
- Is it good? - Your hand is awkward.
- It's aromatic. - Really?
- It's good, isn't it? - It is.
Anyways, we're here without any plan but I hope you have something.
Whatever.
(Laughing)
I don't know about us, but you guys should do something.
(I don't know about us.)
I wasn't expecting Seung Gi to go to the army so soon.
So...
we had some meetings...
You had meetings after you heard about Seung Gi, didn't you?
(Yes, I'm sorry.)
We don't have a close relationship with the new member.
- Really? - Yes.
But actually, Su Geun has been in the same show with him before.
What was the name of the show?
Just tell me the title. I'll guess who it is.
Are you asking for the title?
Can't you remember the title of your own show?
I have no memory of the past two years.
I had a gap during the past years.
I forgot everything during the time.
When you go through difficult times, it happens.
It's true. I can't remember anything.
The only thing I remember is "One Night Two Days".
It's weird, really.
I can't remember what I did before.
I know that feeling.
- What? - Is it some kind of side effect?
- Yes. - I think it is. It's weird.
I was scared that I might forget everything, so I watched...
"One Night Two Days" again from the start.
(They are suffering from memory loss.)
(This is an herbal medicine called chongmyeongtang,)
(and it's good for memory losses.)
Have a seat.
(And the new member is here.)
- Hello. - Hello.
(Actor Ahn Jae Hyeon used to model and is skinny and pale.)
This meeting feels so formal.
- Here's my card. - All right.
As soon as I heard about this,
I checked my status of my passport to see if it's expired.
Because we might take you abroad right away?
I actually packed everything today thinking we might leave now.
- Did you really? - Yes, I brought my luggage.
No wonder why he brought a huge backpack.
You never know what's going to happen.
Right. You never know.
Don't worry. We're not that crazy.
We could at least go to Jeju Island.
- You know Seung Gi, right? - Yes.
I was in a drama with him once.
I think Seung Gi liked you and recommended you to this.
Do you have any criminal background that we need to know?
Do you pay taxes properly?
- Yes, of course. - Good.
- Have you done military service? - Yes.
Did you ever make a woman cry?
- Yes, several times. - Well, yes.
That's happened before.
- Do you gamble? - Gambling?
No, I never gamble.
Then you're good.
I was on the Chinese "One Night Two Days".
(He hesitates to say.)
I promised myself that I will never do variety show again after that.
You're not a complete stranger to this.
You have experience with the "One Night Two Days" as well.
What a coincidence.
Seung Gi personally recommended you, and...
I know who it is!
So this is how it works out!
We have many connections.
I know him well. It's Jae Hyeon, right?
- Wow! - Wow.
- When Jae Hyeon first debuted... - Who?
- in that cold weather, - Who is he?
he went through a lot.
- Who is Jae Hyeon? - Jae Hyeon?
It's Ahn Jae Hyeon. You know the one...
that starred in the drama with Jun Ji Hyun and Kim Soo Hyun...
- as the younger brother... - In "My Love from the Star".
Oh! I see!
He was on the famous drama, and I know him personally...
from the show "Noble Life". I have him as "delivery boy".
- He was the delivery boy. - That is correct.
We would talk on the phone and I would tell him words of support.
I was doing very well back then.
You were really popular back then.
It was before the incident, right?
We were both the hottest stars.
My goodness.
- The two of you? - Can I have another drink?
(He is hitting him with his smile.)
What is he talking about?
He was good enough to compete against h* Dong!
That was four years ago!
- Su Geun against h* Dong? - Yes!
Do you want to die today?
(Would you like to?)
Have a seat first!
He's on his way. When he arrives, give him a warm welcome.
The room is warm enough.
(He comments on everything.)
- Because right now... - Yes?
- Your comments are so funny. - That's true.
I can never forget what h* Dong said before.
- What did he say? - h* Dong said that...
he couldn't trust two things in this world.
An airplane and a boat.
He couldn't believe how such heavy objects could...
fly in the air and float on water.
- That amazes him. - He's also amazed at cell phones.
- What? - Cell phones.
He can't believe how cell phones can connect and transport sound.
He always talked about the boats and airplanes.
- I liked... - Would you like me to be honest?
- The cell phone was the funniest. - So I...
I always wondered.
If people at my level...
If people at my level were the only ones to exist on Earth...
If that was the case,
how far would the humankind have come?
I don't think we would have even...
discovered that there were 365 days in a year yet.
That's what I think.
- I put some thought into this. - I see what you mean.
- I was talking to someone... - Yes?
and really thought about it. Flying airplanes weren't my concern.
How did we figure out there were 365 days in a year?
Isn't it amazing?
I think agriculture would have been well developed.
Farming and livestock...
Would cars have been invented?
- Barely a bicycle. - A bicycle!
Just enough for a bicycle.
(As h* Dong discusses humankind and evolution...)
My goodness!
(Jae Hyeon arrives with his massive luggage.)
This looks delicious.
The way you eat chicken is just...
I don't think...
- I've ever seen it before. - Hello!
- Oh! - Hello!
- Actor Ahn. - Hello.
- Come on in. - Jae Hyeon!
(I unknowingly pull out my variety show reactions.)
Aren't you Jae Hyeon?
- Yes, I am. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Great to see you Jae Hyeon.
(Scary looking members are greeting me.)
- It's my first time seeing you. - Jae Hyeon!
- It's been so long. - Yes.
Jae Hyeon, relax and get comfortable.
- You're going to be okay right? - Make yourself at home.
- You look great. - His eyebrows are great too.
(It's awkward and uncomfortable.)
Oh, boy.
We're a bit shy too.
We're on the same boat.
By the way Jae Hyeon,
all three of us are good people.
Did anyone say anything?
All right?
What you see on the news isn't everything.
- Okay. - I don't know what you think but...
Su Geun,
- you should explain. - Jae Hyeon knows.
Where do you live?
- My goodness. - I live in Geumho-dong.
Geumho-dong? You and I have connections.
Geumho-dong and you?
- What? - Kang h* Dong and Geumho-dong.
Do you have any siblings? What about your family?
- His family? - Why are you asking that?
I have an older brother.
- Two sons? - "Two sons?" he says.
This looks like the father-in-law talking to his son-in-law.
I think so, too.
What is he doing?
So...
What do you think of h* Dong? Be honest.
From what I remember,
he was always eating ramyeon.
- Yes, "Six Bag" h* Dong. - "Six Bag".
- Him eating ramyeon. - That and...
his violent tendency.
- The violent tendency. - Already?
Your choice of words is a bit provocative.
It's funnier to use the word "violent". It's provocative.
It makes you look more manly, right?
He was raised with a brother. That's why.
His choice of words is a bit...
- Yes. - Did you see that?
Did you see how flustered he was?
- Who did he hit? - Pardon?
Who did he hit?
I don't remember the victim.
(The criminal)
This guy...
(His expressions don't get filtered.)
By the look of your face, you have a tattoo right?
- No, I don't. - You don't?
(I lose.)
He looks like the type of guy who would.
- I don't. - You don't?
- No. - He's clean.
- Sorry? - He says he's clean.
Where were you born?
Aren't you curious?
- You were born and raised in Seoul? - Yes.
Were you born in your house or a hospital?
- In a hospital. - Your family is well-off.
Your parents were born in Seoul too?
I'm not sure about that.
What?
- How could you not know? - He's not sure?
I heard they're from Incheon, but I'm not sure where.
(Very detailed)
You're manly in a good way, but in another, you're a mess!
Am I wrong?
The first thing he says about me is that I'm violent,
talks about the victims...
and now he doesn't know where his parents are from.
I'm not sure what to make of him.
- Does that mean you live alone? - Yes.
He's old enough to.
Do you do whatever you want to?
(We didn't know the meaning of this laugh at that time.)
Wow! You're awesome.
Let's talk more about this when the cameras are off.
It's been a while!
I've been in love before as well.
It was very passionate.
- Very passionate. - Passionate.
I've been deeply in love before as well.
Since Jae Hyeon joined us, it'll be the four of you...
together for the second season of Journey to the West.
Su Geun, this is a great start.
- Yes, it... - Yes!
(He faints.)
- Ji Won! - It is a great start.
- Yes, I feel great too. - But...
(His arm came off.)
Well...
(Violent means using or involving physical force to hurt something.)
- h* Dong! - Listen.
He wanted to make this funny by giving up his arms!
- You'll have to do this eventually. - Also...
Director, be honest. Don't you think...
Jae Hyeon is now closer to us than he was 10 minutes ago?
- No! - Is it still the same?
- I can't feel the difference. - Not at all.
Well, I felt it.
One more drink please.
(Changing the ambiance with a toast)
No, please.
Was it you?
Don't make him feel uncomfortable!
Don't ever make him feel uncomfortable.
I told you to...
He's pouring on his knees!
(My arm came off too.)
- Ji Won. - Don't do that.
Pour comfortably.
Don't worry about me. Pour comfortably.
Sit comfortably. Sit and pour.
You have to give him good energy when we travel this time.
Why?
Great question.
Excellent question.
I wonder why?
(They're having difficulty living their own lives.)
- Seriously... - It's great to see you.
We've prepared some small gift for you.
It's a video clip.
(Two days before Seung Gi joined the army,)
(he made a video letter for the new member...)
(of Journey to the West Season 2.)
Hello, it's Seung Gi.
I'll tell you what the members are like from my 10 years of experience.
I hope that this helps you on this journey with them.
Our Monk Xuanzang.
He really resembles Monk Xuanzang now.
(Please take care of them for me.)
(Getting emotional so he can cry at any moment)
First of all, h* Dong...
loves to recite a famous quote at random moments.
He also...
likes to act like a host at all times.
He makes an announcement after moving even 10m...
and says that we've arrived.
He makes an announcement...
(He was getting ready to cry for nothing.)
He was getting emotional though.
- He was just getting emotional. - You're listening right?
You have to listen carefully.
He'll make announcements.
But don't scorn him for that.
Just watch him and cheer together.
He's old.
He's old.
"After 10m".
- He snores very loudly, - Why is he so funny?
but he'll get up if you clap loudly.
And...
h* Dong...
eats a lot.
Sometimes he eats in shocking amounts.
The amount he eats may seem way too much,
but don't be too alarmed.
Just keep ordering more for him.
My dear Ji Won.
As for him...
Just know that he is insane.
(He laughs at an unexpected comment.)
He's not in his right mind.
- The background makes it funnier. - He's been a gaming addict...
for 20 years and he still tries every new game that's released.
He won't be easy to talk to.
(I'll keep that in mind. So, he is just a crazy person.)
But he really is a warm-hearted person and he will never...
- betray anyone. - I think he's lying.
Please look after him.
Sometimes...
he will sit up...
whilst he is sleeping.
(Stop it.)
(What this means is...)
(Seung Gi took this video in the first season.)
Sometimes...
he will sit up...
whilst he is sleeping.
It doesn't mean that he's awake, so please lay him down.
Did you hear him?
My dear brother Su Geun.
He has many scars in his heart.
I'm sure that he will be acting very diffidently.
It's a scar that can be healed, so please cheer him up.
Also, please laugh at his words.
He loves playing sports.
If you find him holding his phone whilst he's watching a sports game,
please don't let him.
(For gambling counselling, dial 1336.)
(He is too embarrassed to hold his face up.)
And...
This is so funny.
His fart stinks really bad.
I'm not kidding.
I recommended him to go see a doctor several times.
But I think it's incurable.
He never goes for a check-up.
(You can really die from it.)
The members are...
not easy to control when they are together, but...
they are very nice, fun and...
have positive energies.
You will be able to receive positive energy from them.
I think that's it for me.
Please give lots of love and attention to them.
And don't forget to laugh at their jokes.
(They are touched.)
(It seemed like the end of this message.)
I forgot one person.
It's...
Producer Na Young Seok.
He is an overrated producer.
(He smiles innocently.)
Don't trust him too much.
I once trusted him...
and was betrayed many times.
If he does something nice to you,
asks you out for a meal or...
gives you money,
always be suspicious.
He doesn't have innocent purposes.
I hope you make it back alive.
That was great.
Thank you, Seung Gi.
He must be working hard in the army by now.
Let's give him a round of applause so he can cheer up.
You can do it, Seung Gi.
I know this is not the perfect time to say this, but...
we need to pick Monk Xuanzang through a simple game.
We should give h* Dong a chance to be something else than Zhu Bajie.
What?
No, I actually like being Zhu Bajie.
Yes, he needs to be Zhu Bajie.
You can lose the game on purpose then.
- He's right. - It's up to you guys.
I will explain some privileges you can get if you become...
the Monk Xuanzang.
(You can use the monk card anywhere in China.)
(Featuring "Show Me the Money")
(Monk)
(A low frequency massager that is used to control Sun Wukong)
We have a new privilege added to the new season.
After the first season,
viewers were commenting that the Monk should look more like it.
The last privilege is...
In order to look like Monk Xuanzang,
we'll shave your head right after you're picked as Monk Xuanzang.
We do it at our own expense.
Did you just say "shave"?
We have invited a hairstylist.
Don't lie to us.
She's here. I thought you wouldn't believe this so we have her here.
She is the head designer of Chungchun Salon.
One of our writers is a regular at her salon.
She is on standby for one of you at this early hour.
What would be an appropriate hair style for Monk Xuanzang?
Please explain it to us briefly.
Shaving would be the answer.
That's right.
Can you repeat that again?
- Shave? - Good enough.
As you can see, I'm not lying.
If I could recommend someone to be Monk Xuanzang, it must be someone...
who can control all of us like h* Dong. But I won't because...
I don't like the shaving part, so please don't throw things at me.
Can you find something sharp?
Find something pointy.
The name of this game is...
"I know My Own Sins".
We'll be asking simple questions about ethics.
What does Monk Xuanzang represent?
- Ethics. - Yes, ethics and righteousness.
- Yes, you're right. - Right?
If you get this wrong, you are not qualified to be Monk Xuanzang.
That's right.
Raise your hand and say a sin...
that you've committed in your lives...
to get the opportunity to answer the question.
Let's begin.
Young Soo was playing a soccer and suddenly fainted.
What should you do?
Number one. You should step on his feet and make him stand.
Two, run to the nurse and ask for help.
Three, lie on top of him and call the referee for the countdown.
Four, take his shoes off and tickle his feet.
- I know the answer. - Five.
We still have one more choice. What have you sinned lately?
Well, on Lunar New Year,
I went to buy some yellow croaker for my parents as a gift.
But it was more expensive than I thought, so...
I bought something else instead.
(What is that?)
What did you get instead?
I found pears delicious and fresh, so...
- I bought pears instead. - Okay, good enough.
What's the answer?
Number four.
Number four. Take his shoes off and tickle his feet.
- No that's not the answer. - It's not?
I know the answer. I'm being honest here.
I received expensive abalones as a gift for Lunar New Year.
- You received them. And? - And...
I told my son to eat some abalones, but he didn't want to.
I actually felt happy for his decision.
- I was so happy. - No, that doesn't count.
What's the answer?
- Number one. - Number one. Step on his feet...
and make him stand up. That was close.
- That was very close. - I know the answer.
Su Geun.
What have you sinned?
(Everyone is expecting for his answer.)
It actually happened...
- two days ago. - Yes?
Did you do something bad again?
(There's no way he did something bad again.)
Again?
Two days ago,
I told my wife...
that I would be drinking with h* Dong at Yangsu-ri...
and I stayed up all night at Kim Jong Min's place.
What did you do all night?
- We drank. - That's not a sin.
You can't count that as a sin.
I'm almost an immoral person here.
I got the answer.
- Okay? - He is a bad person.
He's just a bad person.
What are you talking about?
- I got the answer. - He's a bad person.
- I got the answer. - Go ahead.
I wish he would die.
That's a good one.
How often do you think about such things?
I do very often.
- He's the worst person. - Look at him shouting.
- I wish he would die. - He really is a bad person.
Ji Won gets the chance this time.
Wait, I forgot the choices.
Which one should I choose?
- Number three. - Number three.
Lie on top of Young Soo and call the referee for the countdown.
- I'm sorry but you got it wrong. - I was close.
Su Geun gets 1 point. When you get 2 points, you become the Monk.
Your father gave you an allowance.
What would you say to your father?
- h* Dong. - Already?
He might get this right.
(Whatever the answer is, I raise my hand.)
What are you going to do now?
h* Dong.
Don't switch the choices. Leave them as they are.
I have a sin to confess to you guys.
When we were having a conversation,
Jae Hyeon walked into the room.
And I was thinking that this season would be worse than the last one.
- I'm really sorry. - How could you think that way?
I'm sorry, Jae Hyeon.
What do you think about him now?
- Do you see him differently now? - I think I kind of like...
- You still need to be bad, h* Dong. - him, but actually I don't.
(He continues to act as if he hates Jae Hyeon.)
- So you still don't like him here. - He still doesn't like him here.
Okay then, what is your answer?
The answer?
Make sure you choose the wrong one.
- I'll go with number one. - Number one?
So what's number one? Don't fake it.
What should you say to your father? Number one.
This is way too small.
The prices are sh**ting up. I need some more.
That was very close. Let me continue from here.
Number two. That's it?
Number three. Thank you, Father. I can buy a pack of cigarettes now.
Number four. Thank you, Father, but you need to give me more next time.
Number five. Thank you, Father. I will study hard and pay you back.
I can't think of any sin.
I didn't know we were working with such ethical members.
I don't really go outside, so it's hard to commit a sin.
I think all of you guys are qualified to become Monk Xuanzang.
You guys are amazing.
(Ji Won seems to have something to say.)
The sins could be anything related to family, fans and managers.
It could also be...
selfish actions you took.
I have no other choices.
I'm a little scared to listen to what he has to say. What is it?
I...
Really?
You're really going to confess?
(Hesitating)
(Cracking up)
I think he's serious.
(He starts confessing.)
My addiction to video games...
made me neglect my family.
(Everyone is rolling on the floor laughing.)
But I'm still addicted to games.
Whether it is Sha Wujing or Sun Wukong, choose whatever you want.
- I'll choose number two. - Number two?
Number two is not the right answer.
Ji Won, you failed.
(It's funny and sad at the same time.)
(I'm sorry.)
I'll go! Yes, I can talk about that.
- The day before yesterday, - Okay.
there was a champions league football match.
- You haven't quit it? - Stop it.
I'll be Monk Xuanzang.
- Don't do those things, okay? - What are you talking about?
That's not what I was going to talk about.
- Have a seat. - I fooled you!
I was going to say that it wasn't as exciting to just watch it.
You brought it up to make h* Dong stand up. Gosh, my heart aches.
What's the correct answer, then?
(My goodness!)
(He forgot.)
- You can choose from 1 to 5. - Which one did you choose?
I don't remember.
I picked number three.
- h* Dong chose number one. - I don't remember.
Which one did you choose, seriously?
- Number two. - I don't believe you.
- I'll answer! - Go ahead.
- Number five! - Number five! You got it!
(h* Dong and Ji Won successfully fooled him!)
This game is finally over.
All right. Su Geun will be the second Monk Xuanzang!
(Just like that,)
(Su Geun became the second Monk Xuanzang.)
- Jae Hyeon! - High five!
- He's the new Monk Xuanzang. - Let's applaud him.
- Could you shave his head now? - Yes.
Great.
(He sits down, and she turns on her clipper.)
- She's really going to do it. - Hold on.
(He sits down, and she turns on her clipper.)
- She's really going to do it. - Hold on.
(We keep our words.)
(She's really shaving his hair off.)
(Oh, no. What's he going to do?)
- Why did you pick number five? - I thought no one had picked it.
It's because he tricked me.
I had to get it right...
to make the game more fun.
Hold on, guys. We're not dreaming right now, are we?
We haven't even left yet, but he's already shaving his head.
What kind of things will happen to us in the journey?
(I can hear something above my head.)
Please don't laugh.
Do you usually laugh like that when you cut your clients' hair?
(The Monk Xuanzang haircut is now complete.)
- You look cute! - He does look cute.
You actually look like Sun Wukong. You should be Sun Wukong.
Just let him shave his head. You can be Monk Xuanzang.
- Shall we do that? - Yes.
What are you talking about now? I will not let you do that.
Jae Hyeon, I see you laughing!
I'm going to show you what kind of person I am.
You know what? I should've joined the army instead of Seung Gi.
(Laughing out loud)
I'll show you a crazy version of Monk Xuanzang.
You'll give us the corporate card, right?
I'm going to spend 300,000 dollars.
Pick me up at the high-end department store.
- He looks cute. - I think it's done.
- Is it done? - Yes. It looks perfect.
You look great with that hair.
Please shampoo my hair now.
I saw the hand-held shower head.
(This is all you're getting.)
I can feel his affection for me from the tips of his fingers.
He hasn't seen himself in the mirror yet.
There is a mirror in the back.
I'm not ready to see myself yet.
(It's time to check out how the hair turned out.)
I've never cut my hair this short.
- Really? - He's nervous.
- It looks cool! - It's totally fine. You look cute.
(Darn it.)
What is this mess? Especially on the sides.
You know that kid who appears as Jet Li's son in his movie, right?
What is this mess, seriously? It looks like the cut is incomplete.
You mean it makes your head look wider, right?
Yes, exactly. She should have shaved here to make me look sharper.
- Have a seat again, then. - She'll fix it.
Aren't I right? It looks so awkward right now.
- You might regret this though. - I don't look determined.
We must give you credit for your determination.
I think it looks good.
- Really? - It looks fine now.
- It shouldn't be shorter. - Cutting the sides short...
- It's better, right? - makes you look like a grandpa.
You look like an old man!
He looks like an old realtor!
Hold on.
- Oh, dear. - He looked better earlier, right?
It should serve a purpose. Either be funny or...
You looked funnier earlier.
Seriously?
You should have emphasised it.
- Gosh, seriously. - The shape is fine.
- Yes, the shape isn't bad. - It's round.
- You guys are right. - I looked cuter earlier.
Su Geun, you look great with that haircut.
- Whatever. - You look so cool.
- Don't I look like Lee Sang Yong? - His nickname is Popeye, right?
Salute! Dear viewers and comrades!
This proves the importance of a good haircut.
Well, we have Monk Xuanzang now, so shall we pick Sun Wukong next?
Yes. We have Monk Xuanzang now, so let's move on.
- We'll choose Sun Wukong now. - I think I'm innocent.
I don't agree.
Everyone, please have a seat over there.
All right. I...
From my observation, he's a horrible jerk.
Okay. Take turns and tell me.
Tell me what each of you want to be.
I'll choose you as Sun Wukong if I like your answer.
I just want to say that people don't change easily.
I want to continue being Sha Wujing.
I'd like to recommend the new member for the role.
(The second candidate is this new goblin.)
He hasn't done anything bad though.
He's done plenty of bad things.
I already repented of my sins though.
(Who's next?)
(What is your name?)
(The third candidate is Zhu Bajie.)
I see. Your name is Zhu Bajie?
It'll look good on me.
- It looks great on him. - You look like a pretty girl.
Hey, it just looks like a headband on you.
- Aren't I right? - It looks so good on him.
(It's so tight on him.)
It looks ridiculous on you.
Not everyone can pull this off.
(Look at that!)
(It suits him the best.)
- Look at you! - It looks amazing on you.
- You're Zhu Bajie. - Okay.
Zhu Bajie! I was totally expecting it.
This is the important part.
I think that the Sun Wukong role...
should go to Ji Won. I'll choose Ji Won.
Ji Won will be Sun Wukong!
- Congratulations. - Here.
Please put this on him.
You're so good at putting that thing on.
I know which parts hurt the most. There are a few on my list.
I'll put it horizontally like this so that he can get a taste of it.
When I turn it on...
(You reap what you sow.)
- You're just getting a taste of it. - Okay. Get it off, please.
- Did you tell me to get lost? - No, just turn this off.
- It's on right now. - Okay. It's off now.
Yes, it's off now. Gosh.
He reacted instantaneously.
It works like a charm.
- Good night. - Good night, Jae Hyeon.
- At nine o'clock? - Don't be so shocked.
- Okay. - They're all good-hearted.
We really are.
I feel as if I'm at a training camp now.
(A training camp?)
(30 minutes ago)
I cannot give up.
(This is the harsh reality of variety shows.)
Hold on, guys. We're not dreaming right now, are we?
I feel as if I'm dreaming now.
No way.
(Watching Su Geun getting his hair shaved shocked him.)
(He was deeply shocked.)
(He goes up to see if his hair is really shaved.)
- Do we have a mirror here? - It looks pretty good.
(His knees become weak.)
We're spending the night with Jae Hyeon.
Shall we make him sleep in the middle?
- What? - Should he sleep in the middle?
- You mean here? - Yes.
- Su Geun, you come here. - Okay. I'll do it for Jae Hyeon.
He should sleep here. It's better for his mental health.
He can meditate whole night.
(Jae Hyeon returns to the room.)
Are you sleeping?
- Come and sleep. - This is where you will sleep.
You'll sleep in the middle, right beside h* Dong.
Zhu Bajie!
You feel comfortable with us now, right? It takes no time.
(Snoring)
(Snoring)
(Tossing and turning)
(Snoring)
(Thanks to the two considerate members,)
(h* Dong's snoring will be...)
(ringing in Jae Hyeon's ears all night long...)
(like a sweet lullaby.)
(Jae Hyeon keeps tossing and turning.)
You need to sleep. You'll be exhausted tomorrow.
(Ji Won is telling him to force himself to sleep.)
(Farting)
(Cracking up)
(Funnily enough, h* Dong's fart...)
(helped Jae Hyeon unwind.)
(He turns around and tries to fall asleep.)
(The beautiful night went by like that.)
(Jae Hyeon couldn't sleep a wink.)
(He's half asleep.)
(After assessing the situation,)
(he tries to get some sleep.)
What are those? Oh, no. It is terrible. Grandma...
I want to sleep a bit more.
(He talks in his sleep.)
(Jae Hyeon goes into the bathroom with sleepy eyes.)
(h* Dong wakes up at the sound of rustling.)
Are we going out for breakfast?
There is a restaurant near here.
(He is relieved to know that there is a restaurant.)
Jae Hyeon, what time did you get up? Did you sleep well?
- Not really. - We didn't snore, did we?
(Laughing)
- You were the loudest. - Was I?
What should we do?
(It's no news that he scores.)
It looks like Ji Won is dead.
(He tries to wake Ji Won up.)
It is so hard to wake him up.
(He finally raises himself.)
(He is asleep while sitting up.)
(He tries to wake Ji Won up again.)
(Ji Won is like a roly-poly.)
Sun Wukong.
(Retching)
He is k*lling something in there.
What is that?
(He finally wakes up at the weird sound.)
It feels like I've been here for a few days already.
I'm so tired even though we're not even in China yet.
(A lot of things happened to us yesterday.)
I need to get some shampoo.
- I have some shampoo. - You do?
- Is it a shampoo? - Su Geun.
It is a shampoo of an actor.
(It is just a shampoo.)
It is Actor Ahn's shampoo.
It is a shampoo that an actor uses.
(He is very excited to use it.)
- Are you washing your hair? - No.
You are not?
Maybe I shouldn't wash my face. Can I not wash my face?
(He doesn't want to wash himself but is curious about the shampoo.)
(Screaming)
(They wonder why he makes such noises while washing up.)
(Shouting)
(h* Dong comes out after washing up loudly.)
(He takes out his cosmetics...)
(and applies it on his face.)
(He does a facial massage for the skin's elasticity.)
- Did you have a change of clothes? - Me?
I just dried my clothes.
(He approaches Jae Hyeon casually and uses his cosmetics.)
(The king of beauty, Kang h* Dong)
- Aren't you putting on makeup? - I just use a concealer.
What is a concealer? Is it for the face?
Well, my face is also...
(He checks his face's condition.)
(He is not happy with it.)
(Jae Hyeon is bringing a bunch of stuff to h* Dong.)
Jae Hyeon, this is a cooling shampoo, isn't it?
- Isn't it cool? - It feels very cool.
(The actor's shampoo makes his scalp cool.)
He uses a cooling shampoo even in winter.
(He almost froze because of the shampoo.)
(Jae Hyeon explains his cosmetics to h* Dong.)
(h* Dong doesn't like any of them so he just tidies his hair.)
- What are you using? Can I use it? - Hair gel.
(Applying hair gel with care like an old guy)
- Do you even have a hair dryer? - What?
(He only concentrates on his hair.)
(He adjusts the angle of his hair.)
(He is lost in his craft.)
(It's too hot.)
(He sweeps his hair up...)
(so that his face looks smaller.)
(Then he puts on hairspray to keep the style in place.)
(This is how...)
(he gets his chic hairstyle done.)
(It's the similar style as Won Bin's from a movie.)
(They look the same.)
(Meanwhile, Jae Hyeon is packing in a corner.)
(A black plastic bag?)
(It turns out Jae Hyeon keeps his belongings in a plastic bag.)
(Ji Won keep his toiletries in a pouch...)
(and even Su Geun has his pouch.)
(Of course the king of beauty, h* Dong, has cute pouch, too.)
(You'd think that Jae Hyeon would have a lot of pouches.)
(Flapping)
(He has a lot of plastic bags instead.)
(He always has plastic bags with him.)
(The plastic bags are the most precious items for Jae Hyeon.)
(It is his treasured item.)
(But he has a very expensive suitcase.)
You didn't care about your appearance and clothes before.
Who did?
(You, the king of beauty.)
My skin becomes drier as I get older.
(Jae Hyeon is looking into a girlish mirror.)
- Give me that. - Okay.
(The king of beauty is interested in a new beauty item.)
His face is too big for the mirror.
It is for your eyes.
(They leave Eurwangni and head to the airport.)
When do you intend to get married?
I want to do it as soon as possible.
It would feel good to be married as it'd feel comfortable.
You should ask Ji Won about married life. We have no idea.
(He is upset.)
(Cackling)
Get married when you turn 33.
33? Does it mean anything?
I got married at that age.
(Blaming himself)
(The goblins try to study on the airplane.)
(Sunglasses?)
(From Incheon to Chengdu)
(The second destination of goblins for Dragon ba*ls is Sichuan.)
(It is the only natural habitat of panda bears in China.)
(And it is the birthplace of spicy Sichuan-style dishes.)
(It is the birthplace of Mapo tofu.)
(From Chengdu, the capital of Sichuan...)
(to Mount Emei which has the biggest statue of the Buddha,)
(there are a lot of attractions and food.)
(This place has beautiful nature and diverse culture.)
(They are heading to Sichuan.)
This is my first time to take the airport bus.
(Groaning)
Things are not going right. This is weird.
(The reason why h* Dong is groaning...)
(is the bathroom.)
(I want to go to the bathroom.)
(Please hurry up.)
Sir.
Once you say "Sir", we know you're desperate.
We are almost there.
Watch out.
Where are we going now?
(He speaks Korean to a Chinese driver.)
- It's okay. - It's okay.
I won't be able to walk.
- Thank you. - Where is the bathroom?
- I saw a bathroom here. - It is over there.
(He opens the door and puts down the toilet seat.)
(They mute the audio.)
(The production staff gave h* Dong some time alone.)
(h* Dong is back looking calm after a while.)
The sky seemed to be blackening.
- Are you okay now? - Yes.
I'm hungry.
(You just came back from the bathroom.)
I look pale, don't I?
- You look a bit tired. - I know.
(Maybe a little bit.)
I didn't eat on the plane.
(That's why I look tired.)
(They finally arrive in Chengdu.)
- Are we out of the airport? - Yes.
We just left the airport.
- It was so fast. - Watch out for cars.
There is a golden panda.
Hello.
I feel good as the weather is nice.
I'm in my best condition.
(And the incident begins.)
Come here. This way.
Which van? Is this the one?
Get in this van.
(5:30pm at Chengdu International Airport parking lot)
Am I getting into the van?
(35 minutes before the incident)
(The members are in the van.)
(Each of them starts to say what they want to say.)
- You know what? - What?
It is delicious if you add some fish sauce and coriander in fried rice.
Is fish sauce from fish?
(While they are having a chat...)
(the staff looks serious outside.)
- What about the audio mixer? - It will get in the next van.
Give me one more camera. I will give two cameras to the members.
We need a camera in another van.
We have to know the address. Do you know where it is?
They left us as soon as we started idling.
Did they really send them back to Korea?
(Why, those little...)
What I really want is...
that they sh**t the episodes themselves. It'd cost less.
(Isn't it a good idea?)
It happens all the time and we are fooled every time.
Run faster!
Hurry up!
How are they so sure that we can do this ourselves?
Why are they trusting us to sh**t well?
It seems we overestimated them.
What does this mean?
(I don't speak Korean.)
(30 minutes before the incident)
(Now that we've arrived in China, we'll collect your wallets.)
You see this red pouch, right?
Seung Gi left this for you before he went to the army...
saying that he's so worried about you guys.
(It's for emergency situations.)
Thank you.
(Only open it in emergency.)
Teasing Ji Won is funnier.
Su Geun, lower it a bit.
Okay. I'll make sure that it doesn't hurt.
- Don't put it on the bones. - Today's the first day though.
Hey, Ji Won!
You can't use that whenever you want. I'm just walking now.
I've been behaving myself.
Okay, I'll make sure that it doesn't hurt.
- Don't put it on the bones. - Today's the first day though.
There's an old saying for this exact situation.
(What is the old saying?)
"You reap what you sow."
- Impressive! - Goodness.
This is nothing. You shouldn't even be impressed by this.
- Seriously. - I have huge respect for you.
Do you respect h* Dong because of this?
All I could think of was "a blessing in disguise".
Do you know what that means?
It's like that saying,
"A pear drops as a crow flies from the tree."
What did you just say?
- Goodness! - Hey, hang on.
We put this on the wrong person. Jae Hyeon, take off your shirt.
- No... - We put it on the wrong person.
- No, let me explain. - I'm really surprised.
This is...
Jae Hyeon, do you know what "Journey to the West" is about?
It's the story about Monk Xuanzang saving Sun Wukong...
and meeting Zhu Bajie on the way.
Then they also meet Sha Wujing...
- and go somewhere together, no? - To where?
- Pardon me? - To where?
(His eyes are quivering.)
- Just choose a place. - Where was it?
(Who is this guy, really?)
- Jae Hyeon. - Yes.
Do you know where in Brazil the 2016 Olympics will be held?
- That's so random. - The 2016 Olympics in Brazil?
- It's an important question. - Right. It's very important.
(But it holds no importance to this guy.)
You really don't know? You don't know where it'll be held?
Do you know Brazil?
- Brazil. - He's asking if he knows Brazil.
- Have you heard of Brazil? - Yes, I have.
What do you know about Brazil?
What's the symbol of Brazil?
- It could be a person. - Samba!
- Right, samba. What else? - Passion.
- He said "passion"! - Okay.
- That's what Brazil is known for. - Right. Okay, passion.
(Passion is what comes to his mind when he thinks of Brazil.)
Okay.
- That's what Brazil is known for. - Right.
(This season's host with 24 years of experience is at loss for words.)
- He's a totally new... - He said "passion".
- type of goofy character. - You're right.
I thought I was cast in this show because you wanted someone...
who is totally different from Seung Gi.
- Who knew you'd be like this? - No one could have known.
- Let's expose the truth. - But I'm not sure if...
Let's find out the extent of your lack of knowledge.
The character in the French novel,
- "The Three Musketeers"... - Jae Hyeon! Zorro?
- Porthos. - Zorro?
It's not Zorro?
- An irrelevant answer follows... - An incoherent question.
- Spring, summer... - A new year.
(Spring, summer and a new year?)
What is the right answer, then?
- Autumn and winter. - Spring, summer, autumn and winter?
What are the three kingdoms in "The Records of the Three Kingdoms"?
Well, it must be Liu Bei's land, Cao Cao's land...
What's the third one?
I don't know. I didn't pay attention to the details.
(But there is one thing Jae Hyeon is good at.)
Get lost, you little...
What did you just say?
(Ji Won can't believe his ears.)
What did you say? Why is everyone laughing?
He's just like us.
He's good-looking, but everything else about him is just like us.
(Jae Hyeon is so naive and pure.)
Su Geun, look on the left.
- That building is impressive. - It totally is.
It's as big as the Seoul Olympics Stadium.
The square in front of it is bigger than any football field I've seen.
Doesn't it look so clean?
- It's like a newly-built city. - The streets are litter-free.
(10 minutes before the incident)
(The incident will take place right here.)
Is this where we're headed?
We're going to grab dinner.
- Really? - Right. If it's football...
- They're not interested in sports, - There's a water park here, too.
- so they might not know. - Right.
The van stopped.
- They stopped. - Yes.
I don't think we need to get off.
- Shall we stay here? - Yes.
- I just told you. - What did you say?
- You, silly. - We'll get off the van now.
(They're getting off the van without questioning anything.)
- Hold onto it for now. - We need to organise the van.
Our crew members are checking out the restaurant right now.
- I can just stay here. - We don't need to bring our stuff?
There's no need.
(They'll wait outside of the van without an ounce of suspicion.)
I should take off my jacket.
- Ji Won. - I took mine off as well.
(He's getting off the van looking all excited.)
(I'm sneezing!)
- Jae Hyeon. - Yes.
We wanted to try something different this time,
- so we bought a new camera. - Okay.
(We bought a good one for you to carry around and film with.)
(You can take selfie videos, too.)
You can film a selfie simultaneously.
- Like this? - Yes, that's right.
(He's trying to find the best selfie angle.)
This is difficult.
- Carry this with you... - Okay.
and film the other members.
Sure.
- I'll take the photo for you. - Let's take it together.
Taking it alone is meaningless.
- You need to lower it. - What?
You need to lower it like this.
I don't know how to do these things.
(They were happy until then.)
Okay, 1, 2, 3.
(But the director seems a bit obsessed with the camera.)
We're thinking of editing the footage from this...
and using it for the show.
But I think this is...
(Right at that moment,)
(we spotted h* Dong on the phone with someone.)
h* Dong! Let's take a selfie together.
Hold on. Let me make one phone call.
(He usually never makes personal calls during filming.)
Yes. Dong Seob isn't answering his phone because he's working.
(He's anxious as if it's about an important contract.)
Yes. Dong Seob is asking me if I can do it.
He said that he looked into the contract.
When you're done, you should give him a call.
Either call or text him.
If you get a hold of him, let him know that...
I wasn't able to get back to him right away because I'm in China.
This is what he said through a text message.
Well, he also called me. In his text message, he was asking me...
if I could do a TV commercial for that product...
since the other contract had ended. He phrased it as a question.
(Did we miss something?)
(One minute ago)
Director Shin!
- Yes. - Hold on! Just a moment!
- Hold on a moment, okay? - Okay.
(The director who was with them is running towards the van.)
h* Dong is preoccupied with the phone conversation now.
(Let's go now.)
(Driving off)
(We're...)
(running away!)
I think it'll get cold. I should put on my vest.
It's not cold at all.
The van! Our van!
We're going to be indoors soon.
You won't be cold because we'll be indoors soon.
I think I hear firecrackers.
(What is this reaction?)
(They're stranded.)
They really have no clue yet.
(We did not expect this kind of reaction.)
So what are we doing? What are we supposed to film?
- What is this? - They told me to carry it...
and film with it. And then they just left.
(They left.)
(Jae Hyeon sounds so cheerful even when he says that.)
- Now I can see everyone. - Where should I look?
Do all of us fit in the frame?
- Where am I supposed to look? - Okay, 1, 2, 3!
(We do everything we're told to do.)
Wait, I think they left without us.
What?
- Seriously? - Gosh, they're gone.
Goodness gracious!
- All four of you had no clue? - Isn't it the record button?
We didn't think that they'd actually do such a thing.
Is this card full?
So who's going to film us then?
That's why they gave us this camera.
(The cameramen are gone, so you should film yourselves.)
(But right at that moment,)
(we received unfortunate news from Jae Hyeon.)
(Is this camera working?)
(Apparently, the camera isn't working.)
If it doesn't work, try turning it off and on again.
We already tried it though.
- The card is full. - The memory is full, right?
- Yes. I was right. - Just erase everything on the card.
We can't do that. There could be some important footage.
(We knew that this might happen.)
Look, they left this here.
- How do I turn this on? - It's on.
- Just turn it on. - Is this working?
Su Geun! Film us, please.
(Ji Won wants to be on camera.)
Everything? No.
Jae Hyeon, is your camera working?
- This is what it looks like. - Just on top?
Just on top?
(Why are you filming with a camera that doesn't even work?)
(Jae Hyeon is a simple-minded and happy-go-lucky guy.)
(We're heading to our guest house now.)
Look at this. The crew is on their way to the guest house.
- Are they serious? - "We left you there..."
"so that you can familiarise yourselves with China quickly."
"Your mission is to arrive at the guest house by 8:03pm."
(Arrive at the guest house by 8:03pm.)
(It's about 20km away from the airport.)
(The historic district, Kuanzhai Xiangzi)
(In the middle of the main street,)
(they'll find the guest house.)
(Dragon Town Guest House)
(Kuanzhai Xiangzi is filled with things to see.)
(The location is perfect!)
(The decor is oriental-style.)
(The common area looks like a cosy cafe.)
(The rate starts at 8 dollars per night for a 6-person dormitory.)
(We already gave you the address.)
They're saying that they'll send our luggage...
back to Korea if we don't arrive there by 8:03pm.
(All of your suitcases are in our possession.)
(If you fail to arrive at the guest house by 8:03pm,)
(we'll send them all back to Korea! We're being very serious.)
How are we going to find this place?
Let's start walking.
- Where are we walking to? - Let's go inside.
- The address? - First of all...
Where are we going right now by the way?
We need to some cash.
- Money? - That's right.
They're saying that we already have the address.
- Do you guys have it? - Ask them what exactly they gave.
- How will we get there? - Did any of you get the address?
No, we didn't.
Jae Hyeon, you didn't bring that paper, did you?
Isn't that a bank? It says China and stuff.
- It is! It's a bank! - It is a bank.
It is a bank, right? That sign over there.
Hurry up. Let's hurry.
How much shall I take out?
A lot! Max it out.
- We need to have enough. - About one million dollars.
Just take out one million dollars.
(Let's make tvN go bankrupt.)
(h* Dong walks into the place where his fate will change.)
I can ask people for help.
I can ask this person beside me.
- You know how to use it though. - No, I don't.
The password is 10004.
Withdraw!
What does withdraw mean?
Withdraw is for getting money out.
(They finally get the right screen.)
We should withdraw 60 dollars.
That's not enough. We need 200 dollars.
100 dollars?
- We need the money. - That's 180 dollars.
- 189 dollars. - We should withdraw 100 dollars.
Just withdraw 200 dollars. We can give the money back.
Do they have 200 dollars in the account?
Do they have 200 dollars in the account? I don't think so.
(It says he entered a wrong password.)
(But the English sentence was too long for them to understand.)
(The ATM gives them a second chance.)
Press the password.
One.
(Pressing numbers)
(He enters the same password, 10004.)
(Let me see.)
We should wait.
(I told you it is a wrong password!)
I don't think they have the money in this account.
(They still don't know what is wrong.)
I don't think it is working.
- It's not working. - Oh my gosh!
(They find some clothes...)
(at the entrance of ATM.)
(What is happening?)
I should have put on the jacket.
(The tail team was watching h* Dong shivering in cold.)
(They came back to return his jacket.)
Let's go.
(Wait a moment.)
(They sneak up behind the members...)
(and put down the jacket.)
(Then they left.)
(Jae Hyeon saw them running away.)
Wait! Just please tell us how to do this.
(The camera is out of memory!)
(They have a lot of things to deal with like ATM password and address.)
The memory card is full.
(He only cares about the cameras.)
(And he gives up quickly.)
(The sneak thief is back safely.)
(They flee again.)
He left clothes and ran away.
(He can't hear anything.)
They put down clothes and left!
We don't have money. We need to withdraw some money.
- We need money. - I don't think the card is working.
It is impossible.
- Is this right? - Let me see.
Come and try this.
(Ji Won steps up.)
The password is 10004.
Why is there a jacket?
They left it and ran away.
- I told you so. - Let's put on the jacket first.
People would think we are robbing the machine.
Let's put on the jacket.
(Meanwhile, Jae Hyeon still cares about only the camera.)
(He finally manages to fix it.)
The camera works now.
(They're still struggling.)
The password is wrong. It is 100004.
- Three zeroes? - Four.
(We told you the password in the beginning of the mission.)
We thought it was 10004.
- It's not 1004? - No, it's 10004.
If you enter a wrong password three times, the card becomes suspended.
It is the same anywhere in the world.
(The card is suspended.)
We can't use the card now.
(h* Dong has a bumpy road ahead of him.)
This is too difficult.
(Will they fail like this?)
(While they are having a meltdown...)
Can I help you?
Excuse me.
- He speaks English. - We are Korean.
(A Chinese man offers to help them.)
(This is a mission.)
(Please give us money.)
(Is this a China Bank card?)
- China? - This is not China Bank.
- It's on the fourth floor. - Fourth floor!
Thank you very much.
(He even brings them to another ATM.)
(Shouting)
(What is going on?)
He knows me!
(Their saviour notices who they are now.)
Thank you.
- "Love Letter"! - Sorry?
"Love Letter"? Okay!
I've been watching you for four years.
- Thank you. - We need this.
Please hold this.
Let's go.
(h* Dong gets too excited that he starts walking without a camera.)
Hurry up!
h* Dong is too excited.
(They enter a building with h* Dong's fan.)
(Once they get in the building,)
(they see an escalator to the fourth floor.)
- Is this to the fourth floor? - I'm not sure. Oh, it is.
It takes us there directly.
- This is an escalator. - It goes there directly.
(They are amazed by the scale of the building.)
Why is the escalator so long?
Wouldn't this be the longest escalator in Asia?
This is amazing.
(The size of this shopping mall is like none other in the world.)
- Look. - It is amazing.
(They find out another ATM on the fourth floor.)
(But their card is suspended.)
We have to go to the bank.
- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow?
We've failed the mission.
The password was 100004. Is that right?
- It is 100004. - It is 100004.
We thought it was 10004.
They told us to open the lucky bag when we have a problem.
(That's right. We have a lucky bag!)
(Seung Gi had given them a lucky bag earlier.)
Let's open it.
- Should we open the lucky bag now? - We should.
Are you sure? He told us...
to open it only at a dire situation.
- This is a dire situation. - We have no choice.
We are about to lose our suitcases. We don't have much time.
(It is their last hope from Seung Gi.)
(They open the lucky bag with much expectation.)
It is just a message.
(They wanted to see some money in the bag.)
- Isn't it an address? - It is an address.
(He opens the first message.)
- I knew it. - It is an address.
(They open the second message.)
"I bet you expected something special."
"You opened it already. It means you're doomed."
- What should we do? - Take this with the camera.
You opened it already. It means you are failing the mission.
Seung Gi wrote this.
(Before he joined the army...)
(he left a lucky letter to the members.)
That's it.
"Journey to the West Season 2, the end"?
Don't write it?
(You opened it already. It means you're doomed.)
It is true that we are too late. We can't get there on time.
- We have to be there by 8:03pm. - I know.
This is why they took our wallets.
You have a card wallet. You keep it with you all the time.
(The staff didn't know about this.)
- What? - You always keep it with you.
That's right.
That one!
(When the staff took their wallets, he said he had no wallet with him.)
That's right.
We need to withdraw some money from your account.
But it is in my bag.
I left it on the van.
(Startled)
It hurts already.
It was just a simulation.
He got a blow through an image training.
I almost got a blow. I was startled.
Can we borrow some money?
- Don't you have any friend? - Should I call my friend?
- Do you have a friend here? - I do have a friend in China.
He is not here, but...
he's in Shanghai, China.
(He's weird.)
- We should borrow some money. - How?
Somehow. We should figure it out.
What should we do?
(Speaking in Chinese)
Look. The pronunciation is...
(Speaking in Chinese)
Right? C, H, E, N, G.
- Chengdu. - That's not important right now.
I just wanted to see if the pronunciation was right.
Pardon?
(What?)
- Someone just called me. - Who called you?
(He's hearing things now.)
- Didn't someone say something? - No.
(h* Dong is out of his mind.)
(Monk Xuanzang wants to get one more chance.)
It says they'll give us two suitcases, and...
they will give us one more chance to do the mission.
You are Monk Xuanzang. Tell them to take out your suitcase.
(Jae Hyeon looks so excited to hear that.)
You are Monk Xuanzang.
They will give us one more chance if we make a decision in 10 seconds.
- Hurry up! - Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
(Winners and losers)
Hurry up. The decision's been made.
We can't do anything about it.
They're actually sending our luggage off.
(Your retry begins now.)
Okay.
(Please give us some money.)
(Your allowance is where the tragedy happened.)
(It's below the garbage can at that place.)
(That's where we hid it.)
(Jae Hyeon appears to retrieve the allowance.)
(He disappears.)
(They're picking up their allowance.)
(He appears again.)
How much is there?
15 dollars.
(Jae Hyeon returns without any suspicion.)
(He's very simple minded.)
(They have to find the way to the guest house in an hour.)
Why do we get fooled every time?
That makes me irritated.
When we were on that,
we saw it as we were going, right?
This doesn't take us all the way down at once.
- We had to take the other one. - My goodness.
- Are you serious? - Why did you lead us on this one?
Watch before you just run for it.
We shouldn't get angry at each other.
You're right. We need to support each other.
(He waits for the members to return.)
Excuse me.
(How long does it take?)
(Replies in Chinese)
What did he say?
(He can speak, but he can't understand.)
Can you speak English?
Yes.
- Yes? - Yes.
If you're taking the taxi...
- No, we can't take the taxi. - Only by bus.
(The desperate yell of the poor)
Is it too far?
It'll take more than one hour.
- What? - One hour?
This is already a failed mission.
This makes no sense. It's bound to fail.
Just know that he is out of his mind.
- Is there a subway? - Excuse me, is there a subway?
Is there a subway nearby?
- You need to walk outside. - Okay.
Let's get going. We can give it a try.
- You walk out and then... - Outside?
take a right turn.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
(But only after a 10m-walk...)
(Where can I take the bus?)
Why does he keep asking about the bus?
He keeps asking when he can't even understand Chinese.
(He keeps repeating the word he knows.)
(That is all he knows.)
- Seriously? - We said we would take the subway.
(Excuse me.)
(The bus...)
(I'm getting tired.)
Look up "subway" in Chinese.
- The subway. - They're speaking Korean.
- Are you Korean? - Are you Korean?
Can you speak Korean?
- Kang h* Dong? - Yes, thank you.
The subway?
(Can you take us there?)
(She kindly offers to take them to the subway station.)
- Over here. - Subway, please.
Wait, just a moment.
(On the count of three!)
- We don't have time. - Cheer first.
(He can't give this up no matter what.)
(This is all old stuff. Just cheer with him.)
Gentlemen.
- We can do this, okay? - Of course.
We have our friend here to help us.
(They arrive at a nearby subway station.)
(They got to the station thanks to her help.)
Thank you so much.
I'm getting scared for us.
What if we get off at the wrong station?
(She helps them with that just in case.)
(There is little time. They have to hurry.)
- Have a good trip. - Thank you.
- Thank you. - Bye.
- Happy Birthday. - Happy Birthday.
- We have to hurry. - Where are we going?
This way? We apparently have to go this way.
(You have to go this way.)
(This way.)
You can't enter that way. Pull yourself together.
(The man in a yellow jacket leads the way.)
Watch out for the stairs.
Everyone is so helpful here.
Okay. He's taking us there.
(Giving him a hug)
In about 30 minutes.
In about 30 minutes, all right.
We have to be there by nine o'clock.
We just need to be calm.
Let's not get too excited.
- Am I the most excited one? - Yes, you are.
(The subway is here.)
This is our first train ride in China.
(Jaw-dropping)
(Jaw-dropping)
(The Chinese subway operates in the latest style.)
How are they projecting the video?
(They feel sorry that the video ends too early.)
- Can I get a photo with you? - With me?
- All right, let's take one. - Really?
Are you Korean?
- No, I'm not. - You're Chinese?
- Yes. - You speak fluent Korean.
Where did you study Korean?
I didn't study Korean.
You speak Korean without learning it?
- Through dramas? - Television.
- I learned it through "Star King". - Thank you.
- She's amazing. - She pronounces it very well too.
Which programmes do you watch?
- "Running Man", "Star King"... - "Running Man", "Star King"...
- and "Strong Heart". - "Strong Heart".
(And...)
(Hesitant)
I'm so nervous but happy right now.
(Because...)
- The one filming... - He looks nice, doesn't he?
(Excuse me.)
(He asks for a picture with the nice looking cameraman.)
In 1, 2, 3.
(More photo requests are coming in.)
They recognise him from "My Love from the Stars".
(The lovely girls are next in line.)
I'll take the photo for you.
In 1, 2, 3.
Ahn Jae Hyeon is hosting his fan meeting on the subway.
(The photo requests continue.)
(Just then...)
(I want a photo of h* Dong.)
(Really?)
(He tries his best for the precious Chinese fans.)
(The basic pose)
(Appealing his cuteness)
(Appealing his energy)
(Appealing the wrinkles on his face)
(Appealing his clean tongue)
This is the power of Hallyu.
(But those pushed aside...)
(Low frequency machine remote)
(By filming each other...)
(and depending on each other,)
(they wash away their loneliness.)
(Then the man in a yellow jacket tells him something important.)
Apparently it only takes us five minutes from the station.
Only if we can get there on our first try.
Is he guiding us there?
(I will be glad to take you there.)
(He's our fellow friend.)
(We should treat him properly.).
Let's go.
Let's move.
We've transferred over to the fourth line,
and now on our way to our destination.
We have to transfer to a different line now.
How would we have figured this out?
(Jae Hyeon adores his looks at the moment.)
(He officially begins his narcissism programme.)
(The shot of his lips...)
(and his Adam's apple guides the way.)
(Making a sound)
(This familiar sound...)
The next train's destination is Sanggye.
Everything including the train is so clean and well done, right?
(The subway in China is safe and convenient.)
It's apparently a five-minute walk from the station.
We can do this.
We'll show them who we are by having a great meal.
Is this a dinner mission or for something else?
This was to retrieve our luggage.
We have to hurry.
Do it on the way as we walk.
We're running out of time. We have to hurry.
(Hurry up.)
- Just take a Chinese class. - He tries to learn it here.
Go take a Chinese class. We're not here to learn languages.
My bag is on the verge of getting sent back to Korea.
(His bag has already been sent back to Korea.)
(His way of enjoying narcissism)
(He whispers.)
I asked if it was possible to get there by nine and he said yes.
He told us not to worry.
I don't think he said that part.
(Both laughing)
If you're going to do that, don't ask and just answer.
Don't ask that. Just tell us yourself.
There is no need to make things up.
(Current time 8:45pm)
- Do we insert the ticket? - Insert it?
Yes, we have to insert it.
Here?
(After he enraged for a moment...)
- He's into it right now. - When you can't speak Chinese...
(Today's Chinese with h* Dong)
- This way. - All right, thank you.
- Hurry. - We have to hurry.
- Move it. - Look at the restaurant.
(Kuanzhai Xiangzi)
(It's a historical street with remains from the Qing Dynasty.)
(Like Insa-dong, the street is full of traditional goods.)
Doesn't it remind you of Insa-dong?
Have a look at the food. Lamb skewers!
(Eye-catching street food)
(With only two dollars, you can eat anything you want.)
(While we were losing ourselves in the vast amount of street food...)
He's getting his ears cleaned.
(Jae Hyeon spots an otolaryngologist on the street.)
(Come and get your ears cleared!)
(It'll cost you less than two dollars.)
(Don't forget that we're in the middle of a race.)
(We decided to put on music fit for a race.)
- We can do this! - All right.
Are we here to find the place where we're staying at?
Hang on a second!
- Busted! - Where?
(They spot one of their cameramen.)
(Now we can see him clearly on screen.)
- Busted! - Finally, we found a clue.
(It's been a while since we got a good shot from one of them.)
Here.
- Are we in the right place? - Yes.
(Thanks to Mr Neon Jacket, they found their destination.)
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
(Even though they're busy, they don't forget their manners.)
(Help us stop them from reverting back to old tricks.)
- In 1, 2, 3. Let's go! - Let's go!
We did it.
I see him.
Ji Won, I saw a cameraman. Hurry.
(This is just the entrance to the guest house.)
(They have to enter this door in order to complete their mission.)
Over there.
(Scrambling)
Hello!
Hi!
You can turn on the lights now.
(Sauntering)
Are we here on time?
(They were supposed to arrive before nine o'clock sharp.)
(If they're a second late, we send their bags back to Korea.)
(Did they make it?)
Mission accomplished.
(It was close.)
Why did you give us these?
I don't think I got anything good.
I really didn't see this coming.
Let's chant this together.
This right here.
We...
We...
- made it! - Made it!
(Journey to the West Season 2)
I said that part "We made it" wrong in Chinese.
What I said translates to "I know."
We...
- know! - Know!
To be honest,
I feel so guilty about the call I got earlier.
They wanted to book me for a commercial.
So for a moment there, I thought about it seriously.
That's when the production crew bailed on me.
You three were really no use.
- Did you really send our bags back? - Yes.
- What about my rucksack? - That's still here.
- My rucksack. - Right.
- Is my rucksack still here? - Yes, it is.
- My lip balm is in there. - Is that so?
I need to apply some on my lips.
(They go outside to enjoy dinner.)
Everything looks delicious.
(Along Kuanzhai Xiangzi...)
(This is where they'll be having dinner.)
(Welcome)
(A Chinese fan greets them.)
(Flapping)
- Zhu Bajie! - Zhu Bajie!
(h* Dong shows him how it's done.)
(A bear hug)
(Now the fan sees the other members.)
(Don't be alarmed. He was just patting him.)
Can you say, "Let's go" with us on three?
Ready, action.
Journey to the West. 1, 2, 3.
- Let's go! - Let's go!
(Why am I so embarrassed?)
(He immediately turns his back.)
- Thank you. - I like you.
- He says he likes you. - Thanks.
h* Dong!
(h* Dong couldn't be happier.)
(He still puts on a poker face though.)
- Hello. - What's all this?
Didn't we have this once before?
What's that smell? Is it sundae?
Let's see what it is.
(Mouth-watering)
(Some of the best food in Kuanzhai Xiangzi)
(Please ignore his shaky hands.)
(His artistic instincts make him go in for a close-up.)
It's just steamed rice.
They must eat this with steamed rice.
Aren't I right?
(Savoury and sweet)
This hotteok looks amazing.
Everything smells incredible.
Tell me about it.
This looks amazing too.
(How can you not try these Sichuan dishes?)
Can we touch them?
All that in one bite?
Winner takes all, rock-paper-scissors.
All right.
I can't believe I lost.
- I'm going to win. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- No way. - Nice!
(He takes a bite.)
- Is it good? - Is it spicy?
Yes, it's a bit spicy.
It's spicy. Why is it spicy?
- Does it have a kick? - No, not exactly.
- It's kind of peculiar. - Is it?
How is it? Is it delicious?
The sausage is extremely springy but tender.
I don't smell anything but it's spicy.
- Yes, there's a kick at the end. - Really?
My mouth keeps watering.
Check out the pork skin.
It's full of collagen.
- Let's play another round. - Winner gets one bite.
- I'll probably win. - A bite of this.
Winner gets to eat whatever he wants.
- Okay, just one bite. - Whatever we want?
Winner takes all. Rock-paper-scissors.
(Su Geun wins again.)
(Su Geun celebrates.)
We should've excluded him like I said.
Can I eat the entire bowl?
Just a spoonful.
Only a spoonful.
(Su Geun suddenly disappears.)
(This is a warning. He gets angry when hungry.)
- He's dead. - Is he?
Did you see that?
(He's still breathing!)
I give up being the Monk Xuanzang.
- h* Dong. - You get why...
Don't you think it's annoying?
- We agreed on a spoonful. - Right.
- So... - Why would you provoke us...
when you know the rules?
I'll get back at you tomorrow.
I'm going to try a meat dumpling.
(He dips it in the soft tofu stew and eats in one bite.)
That looks delicious.
This is spicy too.
- Really? - The dumpling is spicy too!
(Ji Won couldn't be happier.)
- The dumplings are spicy too? - Really?
What's going on?
The dumpling is spicy...
but it doesn't reek of any weird spices.
The flavours are clean and simple.
I want more. It's really delicious.
That might not be the case for us.
We like the same kind of food.
You don't have to participate if you don't want to.
I want to try the hotteok though.
I want to try the dandanmian.
That looks really spicy.
So how do we do this?
Will we be playing in teams?
You're all on the same boat today.
What? The same boat?
(They're all on the same team.)
Will you be taking food from us if we lose?
No, we're just giving them to you.
- Really? - First,
you can have those two bowls of dandanmian.
You must finish both bowls in one minute.
While feeding it to each other?
This doesn't sound easy.
- Gather around. - The food is very spicy.
That bowl of dandanmian is...
for 10 people in my opinion.
- That's a lot. - I'll feed one...
to h* Dong and only him.
I can't eat that all by myself.
Don't go weak on us now.
(Su Geun knows how to train the beast.)
(Scared)
That was embarrassing.
I can't believe it.
- h* Dong, what's wrong with you? - That's not it.
Why are you scared of him?
You should've seen the look Su Geun gave him.
Sichuan cuisine...
is known for its spiciness, but there's more to it than that.
It's also known for the use...
of pepper and Sichuan pepper.
You'll get one minute to finish both bowls.
However, you'll be disqualified...
if any of you...
sneeze, cough or clear your throat.
- That'll be the end of dinner. - We can't even cough?
We only get one chance?
- Okay, let's do this. - One minute is too short.
We have to feed each other.
Look at all these noodles.
You've got to be kidding me.
- It's hot too. - This is too much.
It's too much for us to eat.
(Sniffing)
The spices are strong.
I can't help but cough.
We should switch seats so that I can feed you more efficiently.
No, we should face each other.
- You're right. - This is way better.
- Should I sit over there? - Yes.
Finally, I'm out of his reach.
Lift your bowl and stand up.
The camera can't sh**t us. You two should sit.
h* Dong, give me a guideline.
Small portions at a time.
You'll cough if you eat too much.
- That looks good. - Let's twirl the noodles.
Are you not good at using chopsticks?
- How's this? - That's good.
- Okay. - Ready and go!
(As soon as the game starts, their lips move closer.)
(I'm sensing a weird vibe.)
(Coughing)
That was your first warning.
(Holding back his laughter)
You already have a warning.
Let's go.
Give me more.
(Slurping)
(Coughing)
(They still have enough time.)
I don't think I can do this.
(You're done!)
Where did everyone go?
A mission?
(There are many different people in this world.)
(A fast one)
(Taken in for questioning)
(A bad one)
(Weird noises)
(A weird one)
Ji Won, look at yourself.
What's with those slippers?
What do I need to do?
What's going on?
(A mission is what you need to do.)
Name the ice cream on three.
My mind went blank.
It's called "Mum Is an Alien"?
That's the name of the ice cream?
Why would you name it like that?
(The panda is puzzled too.)
(He's still living in the past.)
Over there!
(The panda shows them its tricks.)
Look how adorable that is!
(Am I adorable?)
(They're the first to lie around and do nothing on TV.)
Don't fight!
Please don't fight.
- What should we do? - Here you go.
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02x01 - Episode #2.1
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Inspired by the famous Chinese novel Journey to the West, in each season every cast member was dressed as a certain character and traveled to places on a mission to find mystical dragon ba*ls.
Inspired by the famous Chinese novel Journey to the West, in each season every cast member was dressed as a certain character and traveled to places on a mission to find mystical dragon ba*ls.