03x23 & 03x24 - Best Laid Plantains/Skipper Makes Perfect

[bunniefuu]

[SIZZLE]

[THEME MUSIC]

[KA-POW]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[BROOM]

[WHOOSH]

[WHOOSH]

[HACK] [HACK] [HACK] [HACK]

[POOF]

[POOF]

[POOF]

[POOF]

[SQUEAK]

[WHIR]

[BEEP] [BEEP] [BLOOP]

[WHIR]

-After hours field trip engaged.

-I call butterfly pavilion!

-Negatory, Private.

We're here to see one
item only-- the katana

of general Shinjin,
ancient Japan's

legendary snow monkey warrior.

-[GIGGLE] Monkey with a sword.

-Legendary warrior, private.

Everything I know
about combat I learned

from Shinjin's theories.

And so does history,
forged in steel.

-Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Monkey sword.

[SMACK]

Ow!

-Fount it, Skipper.

Ooh!

And it's right over there, in
the hall of occursed artefacts.

-Oh!

Lucky I came prepared.

-Good work, private.

What you got?

Garlic?

Wolf's bane?

Trust you brought
enough to share.

[SQUEAK]

-[RECORDED] Lunacorn eat
sparkles and sleep on rainbows.

-Ugh!

Move in.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[TWINKLE]

[PATTER]

[JINGLE]

-That sweater-vested
neck beard left

Shinjin's sword in this swing.

It's nothing but cursed
relics and unholy bric-a-brac.

-[EERILY] You
should not be here.

[SCREAMS]

[WHACK]

-Oh!

-Because we totally found all
these fancy fancies first.

Check it out!

Voice-changing changing
royal neck-oration.

[LAUGHS] [ECHOING] I
will eat your soul!

[LAUGHS]

-My soul tastes
like gummy worms.

-Pray tell, explain this
unsanctioned tag-along.

-The king likes to keep
up on the latest royal

accessories-- you
know, orbs, sceptres.

-Did you know they put
sparklies on the eggs?

[LAUGHS] It's like now I am the
king of breakfast too. [LAUGHS]

-I'd advise a strict look
but don't touch policy.

This entire hall is crawling
with fowl spectral energy.

[GURGLE]

--[SHH] Be still, your
sparkly princess.

[GURGLE]

[WHIMPER]

-[LAUGHS] Yeah.

I know.

Spooky.

--[SCREAM] Please don't
hurt me, talking jar.

-Oh, no.

Hey.

Hey, sorry.

Not everyone gets my humour.

It's more chuckle
funny than ha ha funny.

[RATTLE]

I see somebody has a unicorn.

I like-- no.

Let's commit to love.

I love unicorns.

-She likes to have
he tail b-- brushed.

-Ah! [MUMBLE]

-Oh!

The sword of General Shinjin.

-[MEH] It's no magic egg.

-I don't know.

That is a nice sword.

[THWACK] [THWACK] [THWACK]

-Hey!

-Whoa.

-Woo-hoo-hoo.

-You are a naughty, jealous egg.

-This is all
illuminating history.

Where is private?

He should be witnessing this.

-Now some think the softness
comes from brushing.

But actually, I hand fluff
each strand separately.

-[LAUGHS] That is so funny.

I would've said brushing.

I really would have.

-Private!

[SQUEAK]

-Hey!

Whoa.

[CRASH]

-I'm so sorry!

I didn't mean to.

Ah!

-You have broken my surrounding
prison of several centuries.

You have freed Kuchikukan,
Destroyer of Worlds.

-Nice going, buddy.

-[MUMBLE]

-You tricked me.

You wanted that urn broken.

-And I'm going to possess your
body to destroy this planet.

Turns out, I'm kind of a jerk.

-What?

Posses my-- my body?

-Whoever breaks
the mystic prison

hosts the spirit trapped inside.

It's standard
cursed artefact law.

I took an online course.

[WHOOSH]

-Ah!

[SQUEAK]

[THUMP]

[ZAP]

Ah!

[TAP]

[CREAK]

[SCREAMS]

-Oh, come on.

The unicorn broke the urn?

Fine.

Let's see what this body can do.

Kick in the face.
[WHACK] [WHACK] Oh,

evil, I've missed you.

[CLICKETY-CLACK]

-Stop that pink play pony!

What?

There's just no way to
make that sound manly.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-You want to dance, prom queen?

Yeah.

get some destroyer
of worlds up on ya.

-I hate to burst your bubble,
but you realise you're stuck

in the body of a preschool toy.

You're not even
a choking hazard.

-Ha!

Matter of time, chief.

Once I possessed this
loaf of smoked cheese,

two weeks later, bam!

Six worlds destroyed.

See ya!

Compared to that, this
body is [RECORDING] hugs

are the best medicine.

OK.

That wasn't me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SQUEAK] [SQUEAK] [SQUEAK]

[WHOOSH]

-Ah!

-Peekaboo.

To the face!

-Ah!

[YELLING]

-Wee!

[THUD]

[SQUEAK]

-Private!

-What is wrong with you?

Why are you doing this?

-Seriously.

Kuchikukan, Destroyer of Worlds.

It's right there in the name.

[YA] So, Lunacorn
expert, chit-chat me.

This toy I'm in, any
special functions,

secret abilities, optional
apocalyptic accessories?

-What?

-Hey, cat, he's an
adaptive spirit.

Tell him nothing, private.

The more he learns
about his host body,

the more he unlocks its
world-destroying powers.

Well, it was a very
thorough online course.

-World-destroying powers?

Come on, it's a Lunacorn.

What's he going to do?

Comfort us to with
his night light?

Ooh!

-Whoa.

Time out.

I have a night light?

Yeah.

[WHIR] [ZAP]

-Ah.

[WHIR]

-Time in.

To the face!

[THWACK] [THWACK]

[UGH]

-Ah!

-Oh.

-Rico, get us airborne.

[BLAH]

[CRASH]

[WHIR]

[CLANK]

[CRASH]

-Ah!

[WHACK]

[UGH]

-Thank you.

-Ah!

[UGH]

-Hasta la planet, chump un uros.

[RECORDING] Mm.

These sparkles are yummy.


exact line and you ruin it?

I miss the cheese loaf.

-Boys, we just got
taken to school

by Pink Princess Ponycorn.

And there ain't no
manly way to say that.

-Hey, penguin
peoples, I think you

should be checking this out!

-Of course.

The pictographs from
Kuchikukan's urn.

Perhaps there's some
kind of clue on them.

-Well, uh, no.

I just need everybody
to see how skillsy

I am with the picture puzzles.

-That is a very
evil cheese loaf.

-Uh, guys, maybe
this one. [CLINK]

--[GASP] General Shinjin
trapped the Destroyer

of Worlds in that urn?

-Apparently with
the help of some

supernaturally
powerful glowing--

-Sword?

-Ah.

Yes.

I got so awed I forgot
to finish my sentence.

-So Shinjin's sword
is hiding a few hoodoo

secrets of it's own, aye?

Apologies, General, but we
need to [GRUNTING] borrow this.

-How come I do not have
a glowing super sword?

-We got you that egg.

[GURGLE]

-Ah, shut up.

No one is impressed
with you anymore.

-And now, mystic
sword, I command thee,

find and defeat the
Destroyer of Worlds.

Ya!

Well, worth a try.

Kowalski, let's get this
thing back to the lair

and puzzle out its secrets.

-Aye, aye, Skipper.

-Right.

And Rico and I will go find this
Kuchikukan tricky liar pants.

-Right.

Wait.

Say what?

-This is my apocalyptic mess,
and I intend to clean it up.

-Yeah.

It's your mess.

Not my mess.

-Crazy mission
approved, soldier.

What's your plan?

Well, he's trying to
learn about Lunacorns.

I figured I'd just
think like one of them.

-Oh.

How wonderful.

Well, you know,
it's not like I you

can make the apocalypse worse.

PRINCE SHARES A
LOT [ON TV]: Some

think the softness comes
from brushing, but actually

I hand fluff each
strand separately.

-[ON TV] Oh, Prince
Shares-a-lot,

you are so wise in the ways
of proper tail grooming.

-Yes.

Yes.

I know about the fluffing.

Give me power.

[WHEE]

-[BAH] Negative again.

I've tried spectographic
hydrolysis,

geosyncrotic metallurgy,
even a few sciency sounding

things that I just now made up.

Skipper, this may simply
be an ordinary sword.

-Forget all the lab
rat mumbo jumbo.

Maybe all this supernatural
super weapon needs

is a warrior's touch,
and a reason to fight.

-So wait.

You want me to throw a
watermelon at your head.

-Come on.

We need to test this sword
in a combat situation.

Now, make it as real as you
can possibly-- [WHACK] Ah!

-Mm-hm.

[GIGGLE]

-Sword!

-I must bring the glowing
magic home to the cave.

-I did it, King Julien I
grabbed it, and I ran with it,

and now we will be
besties forever.

-Yeah.

I did not agree to
any of these terms.

-Tackle coming.

-Ah!

[WHACK]

-Oh!

Yeah.

Uh.

Ah!

[SCREAM]

[THUD]

[CLANK]

-No!

--[INAUDIBLE] tail,
you greedy dope.

That sword was our only way to
stop the Destroyer of Worlds.

-Oh, you think that
I am not also upset?

But instead of crybabying,
I am fixing the problem.

First, I've decided I'm
wanting the egg after all.

[GRUMBLE]

-Skipper, look.

[WHIR]

-Forces of evil beware.

Once more General Shinjin
rises to fight w*r.

[JABBER]

-Somebody broke my
sword, didn't they?

-But-- wait-- I-- I don't know.

-It is standard
soul in object law,

break the vessel,
host the spirit.

-Yeah.

We got that with the urn guy.

-Kuchikukan?

You have freed the
Destroyer of Worlds?

What for has he taken?

[GRUNT]
[SQUEAK]

[GRUNT]

[SQUEAK]

[LAUGHING]

-Laugh now, but you will
talk, Prince Shares-a-lot.

You will talk. [RECORDING]
I call laughter tickle

music. [GIGGLE] And thanks
for chiming in, village idiot.

-Never insult a
good-named Lunacorn!

-Yeah!

[SQUEAKING]

[WHOOSH]

[WHACK]

[WHACK]

[THUD]

-Oh, please, tell me this
body's got more powers

than night lights
and tail brushing.

[RECORDING] Sharing is the
strongest power of all.

OK.

See what I'm dealing with?

You dream and dream about
stealing a new body,

and when you do, hi,
princess hairdresser.

-Take that back!

Princess Self-Respectra
is the noble leader of all

the Lunacorns, and
together they--

[SMACK]

[GRUNT]

I wasn't supposed to say things.

-Noble leader of
all the Lunacorns?

See, that I can use.

[GIGGLES]

-I love you.

-You're my best friend.

-Attack!

[SCREAMS]

-Hm.

Small.

Very soft.

Tail could be useful.

Does this body have
any combat experience?

-Well, he gets kicked a lot.

-[YELLING] Mort, can
you hear me in there?

Do you remember where I
left my booty scratcher?

-There is no need for shouting!

Although I am the dominant
spirit in this body,

[MORT'S VOICE] Butterfly!

Sometimes that happens.

-[YELLING] Never mind!

I found it!

-Two brains, one body.

The medical
implications alone are--

-Not important.

We've got a lethal
Lunacorn to stop.

Oh, man, seriously.

I even feel like a nut
just saying that out loud.

-No.

You are right to be concerned.

Kuchikukan can wreck
planetary destruction

from even the
simplest host body.

This one time he
possessed a cheese loaf.

-Heard it.

-Had to buy the picture frame.

-That was after two weeks.

With the Destroyer's
new body, I fear

we may have less than a day.

-Before Private's favourite
toy destroys the earth.

Yeah, see it's weird
when you say it out.

It-- it is weird.

-Already Kuchikukan
must be unlocking

devastating new powers.

[WHACK]

-[RECORDING] My
hair is super shiny.

[OUCH]

[GIGGLES]

[SQUEAKS]

-Thanks, Private.

I owe you one.

And quick tip-- you may want to
collect in the next few hours.

[WHIR]

-I love [INAUDIBLE].

-What the--

-You give the best hugs.

[SCREAMING]

-[FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

-[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

-[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[UGH]

-I fear we may
already be too late.

[MORT'S VOICE] And
I fear pinatas.

They come to life
when you sleeping.

-This is really the best we got?

-And we know you've beaten
this Kuchiku yahoo before.

Can you do it again?

-I can.

With the right weapon.

I will need my sword reforged.

-Sir, it would be an honour.

[WHOOSH]

[CLANG]

[CLANG]

[WHOOSH]

[CLANG]

[WHOOSH]

[CLANG]

[TS SS]

[CRINKLE]

[WHOOSH]

[CLANG]

[CLANG]

[TS SS]

[AH]

[YAWN]

-Yes, old friend.

It is good to see you again too.

[MORT'S VOICE] Ooh.

Your sword is all better.

Can I have my body for me again?

Apologies, but I must
borrow it awhile longer.

[OOH] [HA] [YA]
[SHOO] [h*] [HY-AH]

[ZAP]

[GASP]

[CLAP]

-Awesome!

-Your men are
tracking Kuchikukan.

How do we contact them?

-I usually just turn on the
TV and look for the scream.

-[ON TV] Chaos here in Midtown
as reports of moulded plastic

mayhem fly in from around the
globe, the questions mount.

What is causing it?

Who can save us?

And how long can the world
survive this Lunacorn anarchy?

This is Chuck Charles, an I have
always been afraid of unicorns.

Help me, Mommy.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

[BUZZ]

[SCREAMS]

[WHACK]

[WHACK]

[THUD]

[WHACK]

[WHACK]

[WHACK]

[SQUEAK]

[SQUEAK]

-Hey! [MUMBLES]

-But they're Lunacorns.

-Ow.

[CRUNCH]

-Oh, right.

[WHOOSH]

[WHACK] [WHACK] [SMACK]

[SCREAM]

[SMACK]

[WHOOSH]

[THUMP]

-Give it up, Private.

Or actually, scratch that.

Don't, because it's
pretty hilarious to watch.

-Are you really enjoying this?

-Oh, yeah.

And this isn't just chuckle fun.

It is totally full
blast, ha, ha.

--[UGH] [WHACK]
[ANGRILY] You monster!

-Yes.

And you out of your league.

Back down or get
smacked down, cowboy.

-You've taken something
beautiful and it horrid.

The Lunacorns aren't
your puppets of evil.

They're peaceful creatures
who eat sparkles, sleep

on rainbows, and believe in the
awesome power of imagination.

[OOP]

-The awesome power
of imagination?

-OK.

Um.

Could you just
forget that last bit?

-Aye-aye-aye.

[SQUEAK]

[CRASH]

-Lunacorns have the
power of imagination.

And, oh, mama cita, do I
have one sick imagination.

[CRACKLE]

-Oh, dear.

[CACKLE]

[THUD]

[SIRENS]

-[BLAH] Ka-boom maybe?

-Well, we've got to try.

[CHOMP]

[BOOM]

[WHINNY]

-Uh.

[YA]

-Junyan, I didn't expect to
see you fighting with us.

-Yeah.

It turns out my kingdom is
part of this Earth planet

that's going to be destructored.

Who knew?

-Everybody.

Is basic geography.

-Witchcraft!

-All right, you little--
[CK] How did he get gigantic?

-I don't know.

I've got no idea.

-Are we really doing this?

You chuckle-heads couldn't
even beat the teeny me.

-But this time we
brought a friend.

-What?

--[JADA] Kuchikukan, my old foe,
General Shinjin has returned.

And your end of the
world ends here.

[MORT'S VOICE] I liked
your magic pronouncements.

As do I.

-Oh, nu-uh.

That doe-eyed puffball
is your host body?

[LAUGHING] [RECORDING] Rain
is how clouds give kisses.

Touche.

Let's just fight.

-[HY-AH]

-Hugs for everyone.

[h*-AH] [WA] [SQUEAK] [THUD]

-Sunshine makes smiles grow.

-Shinjin needs backup, boys.

Take out those minicorns.

-I call rainbows upside
down colour smiles.

[WHACK] [WHACK] [WHACK]
[SLOWLY] Color smiles.

[GRUNT]

[YAH]

[YAH]

[SQUEAK]

[YA]

[UGH]

-Love is a rain cloud.

-Careful, everyone.

Kuchikukan has
imagination powers now.

He can make these
Lunacorns do anything.

-Imagination powers?

I mean, what does that even--
Whoa! [ZAP] [NERVOUS LAUGH]

[SMACK] [WHACK] [GRUNT]

-Be nice to everyone, and
everyone will be nice to you.

-Oh!

Sparkles!

Oh!

Oh!

Sparkles!

[THUD]

[CRASH]

[h*-AH]

[CRASH]

[THUD]

[HEE-YAH]

[h*-AH]

[GRUNT]

[ZAP]

[GRUNT]

[AH]

[ZAP]

[ZAP]

[MM]

[AH]

-My favourite
colour is sunshines.

[VROOM]

[BEEP] [BEEP]

-Green light.

-Ow.

Do you not realise
how annoying that is?

-Then let us finish this
with a surge of Bahatsu.

-Whoa.

Whoa.

Yeah.

You don't jump straight
to the Bahatsu.

That's-- that's
uncalled for, sir.

-Now, Kuchikukan,
Destroyer of Worlds,

prepare to be sent back to--

-Ow!

[SQUEAK] [SQUEAK] Why do
you do this to the feet,

angry unicorn darling?

-[MORT'S VOICE] No one
stomps at [INAUDIBLE] feet!

[ZAP]

-Yeah!

In your face that you
don't have anymore.

-Great.

Now I have to summon
another surge of Bahatsu.

Did that look easy to you?

[MORT'S VOICE] I am sorry.

Just stay back.

We had a Destroyer of
Worlds to vanquish,

and there will be no more
interference from feet.

[CRASH]

[SCREAMS]

-He's the only one who
knows how to use the sword!

-No.

I understand now.

It is what the creepy,
two-brained monkey Mort

was trying to
teach us all along.

The secret of the sword is
believe in yourself! [STOMP]

[GROANING] OK.

I was just to
guessing right there.

-Hey, can anybody see
the bottom of my hoof?

I think I got some last hope for
planet Earth on there. [LAUGHS]

Yeah.

The apocalypse and the burn.

So how does
everybody want to go?

Because I can imagine up some
[THUNDER] crazy stuff here.

[CRACKLE] [LAUGHS] I know.

Pink lightning!

It's like what!

-No good, Skipper.

He's out cold.

-Why did Shinjin have to
wind up in Sad-eye's body?

It should have me!

Or really anyone who'd
been less stupid.

Marlene would have been fine.

-Hey!

[SQUEAK]

-There is nothing more tragic
than a legendary warrior

overcome by his tiny
brained mortal host.

Wait.

Mortal host!

That's it!

-Wait.

What now?

-We may not know how to defeat
the Destroyer of Worlds,

but we do have someone
who knows his Lunacorns.

-What?

-Yeah.

I'll second that.

What?

-He's stuck in a
Lunacorn body, Private.

There must be some way
to use that against him.

-I-- I-- I don't-- OK.

Wait.

It's risky, but I think
I've got something.

[CRACKLE]

[ZAP]

[SIZZLE]

-Pretty, pretty
end of the world.

[WHOOSH]

[POOF]

-Um.

Excuse me, Mr.
Destroyer of Worlds.

-In a moment, Private.

Don't make me imagine you
with a mouthful of snakes.

-[GULP] OK.

Well, obviously you're
in a rush to get on

with the end of the
world and whatnot,

but, uh, I just thought
you might be feeling a bit,

well, peckish.

-Peckish?

-You know, hungry.

I mean, if I'd been stuck
in an urn for 700 years

I'd be starving.

[RUMBLING]

-Sure.

Tum-tum's making
some growl growl.

Why?

You want to be a
sacrificial meal?

-Silly Billy.

Lunacorns don't eat penguins.

-[RECORDING] Lunacorns
eat sparkles!

[ZAP]

[WHIR]

[CRACKLE]

Sparkles.

-Let's be special friends.

-Ah!

[WHACK]

[SQUEAKS]

[GRUNTS]

[SQUEAK]

-How's it coming, Private?

-Just hold them off, Skipper.

He's almost there.

-So hungry.

So tasty.

Come to tum-tum.

-Yes.

The sparkles do look delicious.

To the face!

[GROWL]

[ZAP]

[SQUEAK]

-It's working!

-Ah!

[KABOOM]

[SQUEAK]

-What the--

[SQUEAK]

-Viva du France!

[BLUB]

[WHOOSH]

[BLAH]

[ZOOM]

-We-- we did it!

-We destroyed the
Destroyer of Worlds!

-Way to clean up
your mess, Private.

-[UGH]

[SQUISH]

[WHOOSH]

-Impressive that my mighty blade
has saved the earth once more.

-Well, I mean.

-Well--

-Yeah.

-Ugh.

-Nope.

-My work here is ended.

Should evil threaten again,
you will know where to find me.

Guard it well, worthy friends.

[ZAP]

-Uh.

Sure.

Uh.

We'll put it to good use.

[SQUISH]

[SPLAT]

-Who else wants a
victory sandwich?

-Ooh!

I do!
Right here!

I do!

[THEME MUSIC]