01x11 - Once, Twice, Ice/Sticks and Stones

[bunniefuu]

♪ My best friend is Corduroy ♪

♪ My best friend is Corduroy ♪

♪ Corduroy was lonely ♪

♪ Waiting on a shelf ♪

♪ One fine day he met Lisa ♪

♪ He's no longer by himself ♪

♪ Now he has a happy home ♪

♪ Now he has a friend ♪

♪ And they will be together ♪

♪ Forever 'til the end ♪

[Giggling]

♪ Come along with Corduroy ♪

♪ We've only begun ♪

♪ Come along with Corduroy ♪

♪ Our journey's full of fun ♪

♪ Come along with Corduroy ♪

♪ Adventures we can share ♪

♪ My best friend is Corduroy ♪

[Giggling]

♪ The bright-eyed bouncing

bear ♪

♪ My best friend is Corduroy ♪

♪

♪

I can't wait to get out

there.

Skating looks like so much fun!

I'll just need a sec to lace

up my skates and we'll give the

ice a try.

Lisa, look at that girl

spinning around and around.

Wow!

That's called a camel spin.

Mom taught me the names of all

the spins when we were watching

champion skaters on TV last

week.

That girl must be a champion

skater.

I've always wanted to see one!

Well, you never know, Cordy.

Maybe we can be champion skaters

too!

♪

[Skates scratching ice]

ANNOUNCER: What a beautiful

spiral, oh my goodness!

And that split jump done with no

problemo!

She really got some height on

that one!

Here's Lisa's trademark

corkscrew spin...

Whoa!

How can she spin like that

without getting dizzy?

[Audience clapping]

Thank you, thank you!

The judges are ready to

deliver Lisa's marks.

♪

[Crowd cheering]

ANNOUNCER: Look at that!

Three perfect sixes!

Lisa is the new figure skating

champion of the world!

[Cheering]

Now don't forget your scarf.

If it's chilly enough for water

to turn into ice, it's chilly

enough to catch a cold.

Okay mom.

Whoa!

My skates are kind of wobbly.

Moving on skates for the

first time can seem pretty

strange.

Do you remember the first

time you tried on skates?

[Laughing]

Of course I remember!

It wasn't that long ago!

[Giggling]

Oh yeah.

Okay Cordy, ready to try

skating?

Ready!

[Skates scratching ice]

Whoa!

Gotcha!

That was a close one.

Guess I'll have to get used

to how slippery the ice is

before I can do spins and jumps,

huh?

That's right, one step at a

time.

Look, we're skating!

Remember to keep your knees

bent.

That's it!

[Corduroy humming]

♪

[Skates scratching ice]

Okay mom.

I think I wanna try it by

myself.

Already?

You've got your balance?

Uh-huh.

Okay, keep close to the edge

of the rink.

You can grab on to the railing

if you need to.

Oh no!

[Thudding]

[Giggling]

Are you alright?

Yup, don't worry mom.

I can do it by myself.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

I'm going to let go now.

Alright then, hon.

I'll be right there if you need

me.

You okay back there?

Yeah, but if you fall again,

try not to fall backwards and

squish me, okay?

Okay.

[Skates scratching]

Whoa!

[Thudding]

Do you need any help?

I'm okay, thanks.

I just slipped.

She's a way better skater than

me and I'm even older than she

is.

Come on, let's skate again!

Well alright, but I'm getting

tired of falling.

The ice is hard...and cold.

That's my girl!

One step at a time.

Keep going, keep going!

Oh we're so far away from the

benches!

Ah!

Look out!

[Screaming]

Duck!

[Grunting]

Got it!

Phew.

[Panting]

Did we make it, Lisa?

You can open your eyes,

Cordy.

We're back on the benches.

Lisa, you were really skating

well for awhile.

Are we going back on the ice?

Why are you taking your

skates off?

I don't feel like skating

anymore.

I'm, um, I'm t-too cold.

Here, I brought an extra

sweater.

Thanks, but the, t-the rink

is too busy anyway.

You're not giving up already

are you?

You know what they say.

'If at first you don't succeed,

try and try again'.

Yeah, but every time I try, I

fall.

I'm sure if you kept

practicing, you'd be a fine

skater one day.

Don't give up, Lisa.

You might not fall next time you

try.

Well I'm not giving up on

you, but how does a hot

chocolate sound in the meantime?

Sounds good.

Thanks, mom.

♪

No more skating?

No more skating.

[Traffic horns sounding]

♪

[Sighing]

What do you wanna do?

I don't know.

[Cat meowing]

[Laughing]

Did you see that?

See what?

That!

That funny, roll-y thing!

That's called a somersault.

Somersault?

I wish I could do a somersault.

It's a cinch.

I'll show you.

Ta-da.

A somersault!

Whoa, I wanna do one!

[Grunting]

Ah!

[Laughing]

Good try, Cordy.

Now this time, try to start with

your head tucked down just a

little more.

Ta-da!

Whoa!

[Thudding]

Oops.

Corduroy!

Cordy, you okay?

[Muffled] Mmm hmm.

Now this time, how about a

little more, away from the

closet and closer towards the

bed.

[Grunting]

Well, not that close to the bed.

Try again!

There you go.

Okay.

[Cat meowing]

Sorry!

This is harder than it looked

when you and kit did it.

You can do it, I know you

can!

Imagine you're on top of a

great, big, grassy hill and

you're just rolling and rolling

like a rock down the hill.

♪

Ready?

Steady?

BOTH: Somersault!

♪

[Giggling]

BOTH: Whee!

[Grunting]

Okay, I know I can do it.

Just keep trying.

That's the spirit!

[Straining]

I did a somersault!

Ta-da!

Way to go, Corduroy!

I knew you could do it if you

kept trying!

Lisa...how come you didn't

keep trying at the skating rink?

I don't know.

I guess I just didn't think I

could do it.

That's funny, because I

didn't think I could do a

somersault, either.

Hmm.

Skates laced, check.

Mittens on, check.

Umm...scarf tied, check.

Come on then before the ice

melts into a pond.

Okay.

Ready?

You can do it, Lisa!

Ready!

Keeping my balance, bending my

knees, I can skate.

I know I can.

That's it, Lisa!

You're doing great!

I'm doing it!

I'm skating!

You sure are!

Keep going hon!

[Giggling]

Phew.

Lisa you're catching on very

quickly.

I'm glad you decided to try

skating again.

Me too!

If you keep this up, you're

going to be an excellent skater.

[Skates scratching]

Maybe some day you'll be able to

do a jump like that too.

Yup and until then, I'll just

keep on trying.

♪

♪

[Traffic sounding]

[Voices imitating sirens]

[Laughing]

Medical emergency!

Medical emergency!

This is Doctor Lisa reporting.

Repeat, this is Doctor Lisa.

Corduroy slipped on a banana

peel and has a big boo boo!

[Giggling]

MOPPY: Message confirmed.

This is Dr. Moppy.

I'm on my way!

The ambulance is coming,

Cordy!

MOPPY: Giddy-up, Buckaroo!

BUCKAROO: I'm trying, but my

rockers, they're stuck!

Why, can't, this rocking

horse...ah!

[Thudding]

Okay, we need bandages.

We'll have you as good as new

in no time, Cordy.

They don't call me Dr. Moppy

for nothing!

[Giggling]

Huh?

Maybe they should call you,

Dr. Clumsy instead.

[Giggling]

MOPPY: Oops.

Must be all that hair on your

head.

It's not the hair.

Seriously, Moppy, how can you

see through all that?

I can see.

See?

What about, Buckaroo?

He doesn't need a bandage.

[Neighing]

He needs some medicine.

♪

His rockers aren't very rocky

are they?

We'll have to put some lotion

on it.

This is for rocking horses only.

You better hurry in case we

have another medical emergency!

[Neighing]

What's Buckaroo's nose got to do

with his getting stuck?

Huh?

This is where he needs to be

waxed.

Oh.

I-I know that.

You can't see, that's why.

I can see.

[Blowing hair]

You're not Dr. Moppy.

You're Sloppy Toppy!

Doctor Sloppy Toppy.

[Giggling]

Sloppy Toppy!

Sloppy Toppy needs a brush to

brush his hair!

I-I uh I have to go home now.

But we haven't helped

Buckaroo yet!

Yes, I need medical

attention.

Well, maybe later.

I-uh forgot I need to practice

my violin.

I'll come too!

Now?

Why not?

I like to listen to you play.

Oh, okay!

♪

See ya later!

[Door creaking shut]

Why couldn't you move,

Buckaroo?

I don't know!

I keep getting stuck!

Stuck?

Yeah that's right, stuck.

Like a Stuckaroo, Buckaroo?

Er-uh...heh.

Stuckaroo, Stuckaroo his legs

and feet are made of glue!

Funny huh?

[Violin and horn playing]

♪

Weren't you supposed to be

practicing your violin?

I want to practice eating

first.

Ugh, let's get some pizza

instead.

A pizza is just a pizza.

This is...this is...

What is it?

It's, it's a Moppy-wich.

We should have ordered pizza.

Wow, is that for eating or

climbing?

Dad!

[Chewing]

Let me know if there are any

leftovers.

You know what they call me!

[Door creaking shut]

What do they call him?

The Leftover King.

Ready for a bite?

Ready.

[Chewing]

Whoops!

LISA: Ew.

What a sloppy sandwich.

A Sloppy Toppy sandwich!

You don't want it anyway.

All you talk about is pizza.

[Giggling]

Sloppy Toppy.

Lisa Pizza.

What did you call me?

Lisa Pizza, Lisa Pizza,

L-iiisa P-izzzaaa!

[Imitating ambulance sirens]

Not again!

Mmm.

I can't help it if my rockers

are stuck.

I guess that's 'cause you're,

Stuckaroo!

[Giggling]

That's, Buckaroo.

Buckaroo the Stuckaroo, his

legs and feet are made of glue!

Well, you're, you're, you're

a Boo Boo Head!

[Laughing turns into gasping]

Hey, Lisa Pizza, smile for

the camera.

Say cheese!

Get it?

Pizza, cheese.

[Chair squeaking on floor]

It's not that funny.

I'm going!

But what about your sandwich?

Aren't you gonna eat it?

I'd rather go home than be

called Lisa Pizza!

[Gasping]

I'd rather go home than be

called Sloppy Toppy!

You are home.

Oh, yeah, well I still don't

like being called Sloppy Toppy.

Wherever I am!

Fine!

Fine!

[Door shutting]

DAD: What's up, champ?

You've always called me that.

As long as I've known you.

Champ.

Don't you like it anymore?

I like it.

I like it a whole lot better

than other names.

♪

[Door creaking]

[Humming]

[Sobbing]

Lisa, Lisa?

I don't like being called

Lisa Pizza.

I know, hon.

Sometimes a nickname can nick.

What do you mean?

A nick is a small cut and

even small cuts can hurt.

Moppy hurt my feelings.

I can see that.

How did all this name calling

begin?

[Sighing]

Did you call Moppy a name?

Sloppy Toppy.

Pardon?

Sloppy Toppy.

I called Buckaroo, Stuckaroo.

Do you think Moppy liked the

name.

No, but sometimes--

MOM: Sometimes?

Sometimes Moppy's dad calls

him Champ!

That's different.

Why?

Champ is a nickname.

It's a name Moppy likes.

There's nothing wrong with a

nickname you like.

When someone decides they don't

like being called a name, then

it's time to stop.

[Slurping]

I once knew a little girl in

school that everyone called

String Bean Jeannie.

That was her nickname because

she was so thin.

Thin as a string bean.

At first, Jeannie found it

kind of funny, but then it got

shortened from String Bean

Jeannie to just, Beanie.

Before you know it, she was

Beanie Weenie.

[Sighing]

One day, when I was walking

home from school, I found her

hiding behind a tree, crying her

eyes out.

She'd had enough.

So I made it my mission to let

everyone know that from that

point on, Jeannie would be

called Jeannie and nothing else.

Imagine how you would feel being

stuck with a nickname you didn't

like or want?

♪

[Door creaking open]

Hi, Moppy, can I come in?

I guess.

You hardly touched your

sandwich.

I don't feel like eating.

I know what you mean.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt your

feelings.

I won't call you Sloppy Toppy

ever again.

And I won't call you Lisa

Pizza anymore.

♪

Hi, Buckaroo.

W-What did you say?

I said, 'hi Buckaroo'.

You're not going to call me,

that name anymore?

[Rockers creaking]

No more name calling.

Sorry.

Well, I shouldn't have called

you a Boo Boo Head.

There we go.

All better now.

My boo boo's all gone!

[Kissing]

♪

And a little bit of wax for

you, Buckaroo!

And my rockers are working.

Yee-haw!

[Violin playing]

♪ My name is really Marty ♪

♪ But people call me Moppy ♪

♪ I guess it's cause my Toppy ♪

♪ Has got a lot of hair ♪

♪ So what's my care ♪

♪ If you're gonna play a game ♪

♪ And call each other names ♪

♪ Make sure your friend is game

With the name ♪

Great song, Moppy!

I'm not Moppy.

You're not?

I'm Hip Hoppy Moppy and I'm

here to sing!

Well I'm Bip Boppy Lisa and

I'm here to dance!

♪

♪