02x03 - Don't Disrupt the Pecking Order

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Previously on
House of Villains...

It’s Safaree, wow.

- I’m in utter disbelief.
- Do we live together again?

- Yes.
- Let’s talk a little strategy.

We’re gonna have some power.

If and when we’re not put up,
we get to vote.

Which means we get to kind of
contrive who goes home.

- Yeah.
- Vote for me, okay?

We were thinking, though, if we
did that,

that you could maybe pledge
your undying allegiance to us.

Duh, that’s-- Obviously.

I don’t know if I can
completely trust you,

but I feel like I can.

You got to find somebody
with whom you can journey.

What I’m proposing is that
we’re each other’s number ones.

Are you down with that?

Sounds like a good plan.

I don’t trust the man
as far as I see him,

but I think
Wes is a great player,

so of course I told Wes
what he wants to hear.

You guys ready? Let’s go.

I’m on a TV show right now,
I’m in the bottom.

I need you to come print
and sign a petition for me.

- Okay.
- Yeah, come here.

Hey, Raider Nation,
would you help me?

Can you come sign this?

Hello!

Safaree,
read ’em and weep, b*tch!

With a vote of 5-2...

the first Villain to be
banished from the house is...

- Larissa!
- [Larissa screaming]

My Lord.

Um.

Hello, Villains.

It’s Larsa Pippen

from The Real Housewives
of Miami, everybody.

I ----ing knew it!

The game is now changing.

Bumbaclot!

Is this fair to
have a new contestant

after we’ve already
started the show?

Well, the lawyer said
it was okay, so we’re doing it.

Larsa is now entering the house.

We have a new roommate.
I ----ing knew it!

I knew it!

Yes, the fans on Reddit

really wanted
Housewives this season,

and to be honest, we overbooked.

Plus, she has more Instagram
followers than any of you

and we need the promotion.

I’m not sure why people
categorize me as a villain.

I could break you down
in two seconds.

For an alcoholic,

every time I’ve seen you,
you’ve been drunk.

I’m super nice.

There’s five billion things
I can look up

and say about you and
your relationship and your home

and your husband and anything.

I’m just not one
to be messed with.

I think you’re weird.

I think how selfish you are
is weird.

Larsa,
shall I get you unbuckled?

I would love to be unbuckled.

Now, we have to deal with
another b*tch in this house?

I thought
we just got rid of one.

Joel, what the [bleep].

There’s Housewives now, a HBIC,

a bad girl, a drag queen.

Oh, my God!

Ladies, it’s about to go down.

Hope the ride wasn’t too rough.

- No, it was actually fun.
- Hi, babe.

You guys know each other?

Yeah, we know each other
from Miami.

- Oh.
- I didn’t expect

anyone else to come
into the house,

especially not
one of my good friends.

Larsa’s part of
the Bravo family,

so immediately I know

we’re gonna have
each other’s backs.

I wish I was rooming with her.

Teresa, I claimed my bed.
This is not gonna fly.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

- Hi, honey. How are you?
- Hi.

Everyone, head back
to the house.

Show Larissa
where she’s sleeping.

Larsa!

[bleep].
I’ve already ----ed it up.

The fact that Larsa just
entered this house

is very concerning,

because now we have two
Housewives,

and when they get
to teaming up, oh, my goodness,

they’re gonna try to take over
and disrupt the pecking order,

and I’m not here
for none of that.

- All right, guys.
- Good job.

- Where do we go?
- Oh, we’re going this way.

I can’t believe that.

This sucks because
it’s six girls, four guys

and we got to break that up.

But Larsa looks good as hell.

[Safaree laughing]

Girl, ----ing give us strength.

Well, well, well.
Larissa is gone.

Victoria is here.

This is exactly what I wanted,

because I saved her, and now
she’s gonna owe me forever.

She’s on a leash
that I am holding.

- Should we have fun?
- Let’s have fun.

We just wanna have a good time.

- Yeah.
- Can I give this back to you?

Hi. Larsa, how are you?

- Hi. Good.
- I’m Safaree. Nice to meet you.

I don’t know
a lot of the Villains,

but it’s easier to slice
someone’s throat

when you don’t know them,
and I’m here to win.

So, I’m Kandy.
What was your name?

- Larsa.
- Larsa.

You know, I’m very transparent.

- I’m pretty transparent.
- Like, if I like someone,

I’ll show you love,
and if I don’t like you,

I just don’t, like, talk to you.
I don’t engage. I don’t care.

Is that why
you stopped texting me?

- You didn’t love me anymore?
- I know.

But you’re gonna like me.
Cheers.

Cheers.

Rich, let’s go talk outside.

I am so sad because my girl,
my ----ing girl in this house,

Larissa, just got eliminated,
so I can’t trust anyone here.

But let me tell you,
I’m not worried.

This is a game,

and if I have to fight this
game on my own, then I will.

I’m not afraid of you b*tches.

I’m just gonna assume
that other vote

for Victoria to go was yours.

It’s mine, for sure.

I voted for Larissa to stay.

There’s gonna come a time

when we’ve got
to take the people

who think they’re in
the power positions out.

- That’s what I’m saying.
- That’s a lot of girls.

Wes is playing hard

and I don’t know
if he’s manipulating Safaree

or Safaree’s manipulating him.

- Safaree’s manipulating him.
- Okay.

If I become
the Villain of the Week,

Safaree on the hit list,
Wes is going in there.

- And who?
- Pec.

Pec? Pec isn’t really a threat.

He really is
just following them.

- Who would you put as a threat?
- I don’t know.

Uh, probably New York.

I’m taking off my face
and going to sleep.

I would put her up.

I don’t trust New York

and I also don’t trust
Safaree and New York together.

Let’s go back inside.
It’s chilly out here.

I’m with ya.

I’m worried about my sleeping
arrangements, you guys.

I think you’re gonna be
with Wes and...

Pec.

- The one who does--
- You know what?

Maybe we could do
some switcheroo.

Wes. Yeah, you’re with two guys.

I’m not gonna be with two guys.
Yeah, no.

I love you guys, but, like,

I cannot, like,
stay in a room with guys, sorry.

I already-- Listen, I gave up
my bed already.

I am not doing that again.

You asked Kandy what?
I’m not moving my bed.

’Cause Larsa doesn’t wanna
sleep with the boys,

so I said maybe ask Kandy.

I legit can’t stay with guys.

There’s only one bed that is
free

and Larsa doesn’t
wanna room with two men.

That means that she’s gonna
have to get someone else

to move into our room,

and no one wants to move.

We’ve already been through the
old bed truffle shuffle here.

All my shoes, all my clothes
are already unpacked in my room.

You can ask New York
if she wants to move.

Yeah, maybe she’ll move.

- [laughing]
- That’s a trap.

I feel like coming into the game
late is a disadvantage to me,

so the plan was not
to ruffle any feathers.

But I don’t have a room.

What choice do I have but to
ruffle all the feathers?

I’m gonna say whatever I have
to say to get to a room that’s,

like, got women in there.

Kandy could work,
but she don’t wanna move.

Kandy what? Because I heard
my name from across the room.

We might need you to move rooms.
Can you help us?

You have to be nice to me
because I’m your guest.

No, you’re my competitor.

I’m not your competitor.
I’m your friend.

Why are you looking at it like--

- It’s not like a competition
- It is a competition.

It is, but not from now.

- Like, you have to--
- No.

- Let me just--
- Because if you rub me wrong,

I am very friendly, and other
people will turn against you.

That’s fine.

There are other people here
that can move rooms.

I know you’re new here

and I’m not trying to get off
on the wrong foot with you,

but I’m not the one.

Sorry. Sleep on
the couch downstairs.

Girl, I ain’t going nowhere.
The bed is mine.

The girl’s clearly walking in
here hot and ready to go.

She’s like a Hot Pocket.

But let me tell you one thing,
Miss Thing. I eat Hot Pockets.

You think
your bark is big, b*tch.

My bite is painful.

What you’re doing is being
an as*h*le on day one.

Because I am an as*h*le.
I am a ----ing as*h*le. I am.

Well, I don’t think
you move the masses.

I don’t think you move
the masses, my love.

Well, let me tell you
something, Miss New Girl.

- I am new.
- If you thunk

you were gonna come
into the House of Villains

and change sh-- around,
let me tell you, you’re not.

I’m not!

Because this is
my mother----ing house.

Don’t get too comfortable
in your room.

And if my sh--’s touched, b*tch,

oh, so help everyone in
this ----ing house.

I’m not touching anything.

My sh-- is touched,
it’s a wrap for y’all.

- I’m not playing with you.
- Why?

Because you wanna talk about how
you want me to move my sh-- out

of my room, I dare you, ’cause
let me tell you right now.

I don’t even pack my own stuff.
I wouldn’t pack your stuff.

Kandy, don’t [bleep]
with the Housewife

because you’re definitely
gonna lose.

Oh, oh, oh, oh,

- I’m letting you know.
- Okay.

You’re not coming into my room.

- Cool.
- Sit down. Eat your dinner.

I am.

Ooh, okay, cool.

Who is that, by the way?
I’m like...

Who is that?

Tempers are flaring,
everybody’s on edge

and they arguing about beds,
all this other nonsense

that don’t got nothing to do
with me, so I’m in the clear.

People forgot I was
Supervillain already,

and there’s just so much other
drama going on in the house.

Let the games begin.

I’m so non-confrontational.

I’m not asking for something

I wouldn’t do, right?

I’m saying, if you were the new
girl and you came in,

- I’d be like, look...
- No, babe,

your argument makes
perfect sense.

I’m not asking for something
I wouldn’t do.

’Cause wait a second,

you do realize
it’s our room, right?

- What?
- You have to make all the beds.

Larsa, I have to make all
the beds if I move in the room.

I’m gonna do that for you.

I’m gonna let Larsa have my bed

and I’ll move in with the boys,
which I would never do,

but I hope that this sacrifice
secures my friendship with Larsa

and my alliance with her
in the game.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

Should we put it on here?
Put it on here.

Left this one for me, huh?

- Yeah.
- Thanks, Wes.

Thank you, Safaree.
I appreciate you.

Sorry, I know
I have a lot of clothes.

It’s okay, I’m just here
pulling my lower back

to be a gentleman.

Larsa.

You know who she’s dating now?

Michael Jordan’s son, Marcus.

Marcus Jordan.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

I’m trying to calm my a*s down

because sometimes I’m a little
hot-headed

and I’m starting to
feel bad for Larsa.

Hey, girlies.

Oh, you’re looking
fresh as hell.

I wanted to have a real quick
conversation with you girlies.

First of all,
I want to apologize

for the way I acted earlier.

I respect women.

I understand where you were
coming from as far

as not wanting to be
in a room with two men,

and the reason why I
think I acted like that was

because whenever I feel like

someone’s taking
something from me,

I feel like
I’m in fight mode, right?

It’s just, like, who you are.
I get it.

I come from nothing to poor,

like, a family of six living
in a one-bedroom apartment.

Growing up, we turned the living
room into a bedroom for me

and my three other siblings,
so I knew that in life,

if you want something,
you work for it.

You work hard.

I remember in the ninth grade,

it was freshman year of high
school and RuPaul’s Drag Race

had just aired on television,

and I looked at a queen one day
and said, b*tch, I can do that.

I can do that better than you.

Fast forward ten years later,

I ended up
at RuPaul’s Drag Race,

and I’m one of the biggest drag
queens in the world

and now I’m here
at the House of Villains

so if I could just
tell that little g*y boy,

Kevin, in the ninth grade to
keep on going, well,

I wouldn’t have to
because he did.

What’s Larsa’s drag name?

We’re gonna give her one.

By the time tomorrow’s
challenge is done,

- you’ll have a drag name.
- Okay.

[spy music]

- Yours looks newer.
- Yeah, mine’s new.

I washed mines.

Good morning.

You guys are up and at it.

- How’d you sleep?
- I didn’t ----ing sleep.

- You’re kidding?
- Are you serious?

No, because I’m not used
to not having a door.

This is Larissa.

Larsa, sorry! We were
talking about the other--

- Larissa’s gone. Larsa’s back.
- This is Larsa.

She dyed her hair dark.

Yeah, she dyed
her hair dark, yeah.

Show them the deck again.

Oh, you’re in the Bahamas.
How beautiful.

Show me the beach.

What the [bleep]

- Show your eyes. Open up--
- I know.

I have a secret.

"Well, well, well.

"Look who stumbled upon
the Knock Blocker.

"Use it to knock one person
off the Hit List

"and block the
Supervillain’s nomination.

"But that’s not all.

"You get to choose
the replacement.

"You must play it immediately
after the Supervillain has made

"their nominations at
the next Hit List Ceremony."

Oh, my gosh, I’m scared.

How cute is this?

I’ve never been happy to see
a c*ck quite so small,

but this might be my favorite
c*ck I’ve ever had in my hand.

[boys snoring]

We’re gonna shake some things up
with this little c*ck.

[rooster crowing]

- [bell tolling]
- Good morning, Villains.

- Oh, baby.
- Good morning!

I see someone new
has joined the party.

Larsa, you’re looking
good, girl.

And speaking of joining the
party,

I hope you got some rest

because tonight we’re throwing
you a ’70s-themed fiesta.

- Oh, no.
- Richard,

you remember the ’70s, right?

Oh, my God.

I am excited.

Baby, the 70s is all about
drugs, sex, hippies.

I definitely would have been
a little sl*t with hippies.

Why not, you know?

I think the human body
should be studied.

We’re having a party!

[dramatic music]

You still wanna talk about
the Raiders, b*tch?

- Hike!
- Nice and easy.

Out. Send it!

Hey! Oh, no! Free ball!

Send it!

- [whistle blowing]
- [crowd cheering]

Jessie, you’re almost naked.
What’s going on with you?

Just took some pictures.

That’s why you were pumping
your muscles?

- Oh, I was like--
- [bleep].

I was like, wait, Jess,
I’m not ready.

We about to have a party.

There’s my roomie.

I do.

Oh, no, no, no, he has to go.

And Wes.
I mean, they just have to.

They think they’re in charge,
and it just has to be shaken up

in order for us to make a stand.

That’s a twist.

Right now, I am working with
Rich and Kandy,

and I also believe me and Wes
have a little thing as well.

So, I got to figure this out.

I mean, what was that?
Cut that--

Cut off the head of the snake.

[bell tolling]

Villains, it’s time to put on
your grooviest ’70s outfits

and meet Joel
in the backyard for the party.

[funky music]

I would wear this shirt now.

♪ Turn it on ♪

♪ Do it again ♪

♪ Turn it on ♪

♪ Do it again ♪

It’s a party, girl.
It’s a party, y’all.

- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Party!

- Wow.
- Oh, yeah.

Look at all of us.

♪ Turn it on ♪

They say the best thing that
was born in the ’70s was disco.

Other than that,
I don’t know anything else.

Oh, Scooby-Doo.
I love Scooby-Doo.

I don’t know if y’all can use
that or not,

but, ooh, I love Scooby-Doo.

Everyone loves a good throwback,

so we’re having a
’70s-themed party,

and like any good party,
there will be refreshments,

conversation, and a competition
to determine a winner.

- [clearing throat]
- That’s right.

This party is actually
your Battle Royale Challenge.

- Yep.
- What?

- What?
- Oh, my God.

I had a feeling. I’m not stupid.

A party?

Mm-mm. Not in this house.

That’s right.

This party is actually

your Battle Royale Challenge.

- What?
- Ooh, yeah.

- What?
- Oh, my God.

- See? Yeah. This is it.
- No way.

Very good acting, Safaree.

At the end of this, one of you

will be declared the
Supervillain of the Week.

You will get to take
two other Villains on reward

and will get the power
to choose the Hit List.

The name of this challenge
is "Party Crashers."

♪ Uh-huh, come on, uh-huh ♪

Here’s how it works.

The music will start,

and you’re going to
hit the dance floor.

When the music stops,

I will call out a number
and the size of the groups,

so let’s try it, ready?

Two groups of five.

Two groups of five.

Okay, so five and five.
Five and five.

You did it. Five and five.

Here’s the catch.

There will always be more
of you than spots available.

Any Villain without a group

will be eliminated
from the challenge.

In the end,
one Villain will remain

and they will become
the Supervillain.

It’s like musical chairs,
except there are no chairs,

it’s not about speed, and the
music will be

whatever we can cheaply license
that sort of sounds like disco.

- Is that cool? Cool.
- All right.

This is a game that forces you
to showcase your cards.

We’re gonna get to see
where everyone lies.

We’re gonna get to see what
the placements, the orders,

the totem poles,
what all of it looks like.

- Are you guys ready to dance?
- Yeah!

All right, hit the dance floor.

Go get ’em. Don’t turn an ankle.

I’m safe no matter what happens

because I have the power
of the c*ck right now,

so I just wanna have fun
in this challenge.

You guys ready to dance like
it’s 1970-something?

Yeah!

Hit it, Mr. DJ.

[disco music]

- Uh-oh.
- Listen.

Three groups of three.

- Come on.
- Three groups of three.

Oh, come here. Come here.

- Come here.
- Wait, wait, wait.

- You’re getting rid of me?
- Sorry.

- Bye.
- Thank you.

Jessie, like, sorry.
Chicks over dicks.

h*s before bros.

Misses before...

I don’t know that one.

Come here.
We’re getting ready of Safaree.

Oh!

You know, I knew I was
gonna go first for this.

I know I was
the first Supervillain.

I put my work in,
put three people up,

and I know they don’t want me
to get Supervillain again.

Safaree is out of
the dance competition.

Bye, Safaree!

Now, you’re not Supervillain.

Guys, you ready to
start dancing again?

- Yes!
- Here we go.

DJ, what’s your name?

DJ No Name, let’s do this.

[upbeat music playing]

[record scratch]

- Oh, sh**t.
- Four groups of two!

- Um-- Us.
- Four groups of two.

- Perfect.
- Four groups of two.

Two, two!

- Four groups of two.
- Two, two.

[bleep]. I did it again.

So I find out yet again, I have
zero friends inside this house.

Victoria, do you like me more,
or...

No. Girls rule, boys drool.

- Wow.
- [laughing]

Three, two, one.

Pecs is out of it!

PEC-Tacular is out of it.

Sorry, Pec.

Cue No Name DJ!

♪

Right now I’m working with Rich,
but I’m also working with Wes.

Everyone is watching me,
so this is getting tricky.

[record scratch]

Two groups of three!

- Told you.
- You knew it.

Of three?

Two people are
leaving right now?

What happened?

What happened? What happened?
What happened?

Two groups of three.

- Come here. You’re my roomie.
- Thanks, Teresa.

I gave up my spot and
gave it to New York,

because my strategy is to show
her that I have her back.

- That’s how I roll.
- I love my girl right now.

No, but that’s my roommate.
I can’t do that to her.

I’m loyal as [bleep].

I’ll let Wes take my spot,
because--

- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, sh--

...he really helped me so far.

I’m safe just because
of this little baby rooster,

and I hope Wes will owe me,
but I’m protected either way.

Here we go.

♪

[record scratch]

One group of five.

One more.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

You said three,
four, five, right?

- Yeah.
- Come, Larsa.

- Larsa?
- Yes?

Cheers, you’ve been eliminated.

I feel like it’s
kind of a mean-spirited game,

but I feel like being on
the Real Housewives of Miami,

I’m trained for this.

I am so used to these
backstabbing, lying-a*s b*tches.

So game on.

♪

- [record scratch]
- Here we go.

One group of three.

Oh, my gosh.

Uh-oh.

Camilla and I were
working together

to get her to this round,

and she’s not having a hard time
finding a new home.

And it’s with a group of people

that I didn’t quite
see working together.

I don’t know. It’s a red flag.

Camilla,
you’ve gotten a lot quieter

as we’ve moved
through this game.

It’s Kandy, Camilla,
and I at the final three,

and to see the work
that we’ve done up front--

The work that
I’ve done up front--

Pay off,
I feel so good about that.

[laughing]

Five, four, three, two, one.

Wes and New York,
you’ve been eliminated.

I’m pissed off because Wes and I

are both left out of the group,
so screw them all.

I’m gonna let Richard know
that I’m disgusted with him.

You a crafty [bleep].
You a crafty b*tch.

- We worked it out. We’re fine.
- Hush.

Oh, I don’t--
You don’t need to hush me.

- No, no, no--
- You don’t need to hush me.

Are you an adult?
Would you like to listen or not?

We worked it out,
and we’re fine.

Richard,
I don’t wanna hear from you.

- Why don’t you just go back--
- It doesn’t matter

if you wanna hear from me.
You aren’t the decider

of whether you wanna
hear from me or not.

- Hey, we got you, honey.
- [bleep] y’all.

- Oh!
- New York, I gave you my bed.

And then there were three.

DJ No Name, hit it!

[upbeat music playing]

♪

One group of one.

- Huh?
- Oh, one group of one.

- We decide. Okay.
- Okay.

What do you wanna do?

So two on one side,
one on the other.

I’m willing.
I want to. You? You?

We have to decide who wins
the Supervillain of the Week,

so now I’m looking like,
"Oh, my God, you guys need to

"give me this win so
I can make sh-- shake."

Camilla wants Supervillain
tonight, but I don’t know

if I trust her, because
I don’t know her well enough.

Is Richard about to
win this challenge?

He won the first Surviv-- Oh.

- Okay. Okay.
- Just give it to me.

- We’ll give it to Camilla.
- Thank you!

Kandy and Richard,
you have been eliminated.

It is official. Camilla,
our new Supervillain, everyone.

I won something, everybody!

I am the second
Supervillain of the Week.

Yes! The afro did it, b*tches.

Tomorrow, you will leave
the house for a reward.

Please select two Villains
to join you on the reward.

I love you.

Okay. So I’m gonna
have to take Rich and...

- Yeah.
- I love you! I love you.

Camilla is taking
Richard and Kandy with her.

- Yeah!
- Thank you, baby.

Oh, and remember to
be kind to Camilla, guys,

because she is going to
choose who’s on the Hit List.

- Mmm.
- Tomorrow.

♪

Congratulations, ma’am.

You’re welcome.

Congrats.
Congrats, Supervillain.

You got it. Congratulations.

After being the first one to be
pushed out of the challenge,

I don’t trust any of ’em.

I’m starting not to
trust my roommate.

I don’t trust Camilla.

[scoffs] Man...

this house got me in my head.

♪

- Good mornting.
- Hot mama!

- Hot mama!
- All black.

- Good morning.
- Good morning,

Tiff,
is black your favorite color?

- Yes, it is.
- I could tell. [laughing]

I feel like there is
a little bit of awkward tension

this morning because there was
a lot of things said last night

between Rich and myself.

You a crafty [bleep].
You a crafty b*tch.

Are you an adult?
Would you like to listen or not?

So, I wanna try to bury
the hatch, if you will.

Oh, sh--! [laughing]

Richard. I feel like
I’ve adulted overnight.

Oh, good.
I’m happy to talk, then.

Because you said you wouldn’t
talk to me

unless I was gonna
be an adult, right?

I actually didn’t, but I said,
"Are you an adult?

"I’m happy to talk
with an adult."

I’m adulting, so I’m learning
how to use my indoor voice...

- I appreciate it.
- ...and still deliver

- what I have to say to you.
- Okay. You wanna say something?

I do. I feel like there’s
a little funk in the air

when I walk in a room,
I feel like you don’t want

that much to do with me.

I don’t want you
feeling that way,

and I’m not feeling that way.

♪

You’re a terrific liar, Richard.

- Oh. Okay.
- That’s exactly what

- you’re doing right now.
- Well, then we don’t

- need to talk anymore.
- No, we will talk,

because we live in
this communal space.

- Yeah.
- And I’m gonna ride you

until you tell me the truth.

- Oh, ride me, then.
- Well, you know what?

Your Prince Albert
couldn’t take it,

but I’m still gonna
give it a try.

Okay. I don’t know
what that means either, but.

So, that’s the kind of thing
for me that just, you know,

makes it clear I don’t need
to make an effort.

I don’t think Richard
apologized to me at all.

The man just
doesn’t care for me.

Whatever reasons he may have,
he’s entitled to them.

But the energy is telling me
that he wants me gone,

and I’d rather
get rid of him first.

Oh, yeah. For me, yeah. Yeah.

Where did that come from?
I’m-- I’m curious.

I think New York’s just nuts,

and I don’t really have a lot of
time for it, so she’s gotta go.

♪

I want my butt bigger.

Did you do, like, Sculptra?

Oh, gosh. I do, but, like,
I don’t do enough butt, I guess.

- [chiming]
- Camilla!

Grab your reward buddies, honey,

because your car
is waiting outside.

Bye, Rich.

We gotta go.
I gotta go to the car.

Going into today’s reward,
I’ll do whatever I need to do

to convince Camilla that we put
up Wes, Safaree, and New York.

I need them to go. [cackles]

Bye-bye!

I love you guys.

Remember, okay?
I’m having separation anxiety.

♪

Let’s have a good-a*s time,
people. We’re out the house.

I don’t care about the time.
I care about the game.

- What are you thinking?
- I’m just thinking that

we should have
a great-a*s time today,

and let’s, like,
enjoy ourselves.

- Where are we?
- Oh, my God!

- Does that say Topgolf?
- Yeah, we’re doing Topgolf!

- Yes!
- Wait, wait, what’s that?

It’s like bowling, but golfing.

About to get my Tiger Woods on.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God!

I cannot wait to whoop some a*s.

Oh, my God, I love Topgolf!

[laughs]

I can’t even--
I can’t even fake that. [laughs]

All right, Rich.
Show us your form.

Whoo! Okay. Nice swing.

- Gonna get it now.
- You got it.

[cheering]

- That was far!
- Wow!

This is everybody that I’m
about to kick out the house.

First up, Wes.

Woe is me.

Let’s just put
Safaree for fun.

- Yes! Bye, Safaree.
- [Safaree screaming]

- Okay.
- This is New York,

and you need to leave.

[bleep] you, Richard!

- Whoo!
- Whoa!

Rich,
you got a strong arm there.

- Are you guys feeling cold?
- I’m freezing.

- We need to turn this on.
- Guys, can we get

one of the PAs to move
the heaters closer to us?

We like it hot and toasty.

All right, guys,
we got some food.

- Awesome!
- Oh, please!

- You guys enjoy.
- Thank you.

Well, well, well.

- Cheers to making it.
- Cheers.

You guys being thorough.

They were looking
at us pissed off.

Probably scheming on us
right now.

They were like,
"How’s this happening?"

- Mm-hmm.
- I couldn’t care

who plots what. It means
nothing. We’re invincible.

Okay,
let’s break it down right now.

Let’s put
the family tree together.

- Okay, let’s break it down.
- This is the House of Villains.

Viewers at home,
let me break it down for you.

I think that Wes is at
the top of the food chain.

And then right under Wes,

you have Mr. Safaree
as his right-hand man.

And besides Safaree,
you got Jessie,

who’s just a b*tch boy,
a lap dog.

And that group has the side
of New York through Safaree.

And then on the lowest level,
you got the Housewives:

Larsa, Teresa, and, well,
Victoria, who’s just existing.

Wait, what?

Our main focus is getting
the strongest out of here.

- Okay, hypothetically.
- Just to say.

Hypothetically: Wes, Safaree...

- Jess, or...
- I say New York, but.

I’ve played this game.
I know how it works.

I’m really, really, really good,
so I need you to listen.

The people that
I suggest is brilliant.

Richard, I get it.
You’ve been on Survivor.

You won.
You know how the game goes.

But for you to be
telling me what to do?

I’m the Supervillain.
I have the power.

I think this is the best
for all of us.

It’s ultimately my decision.

The more me and Rich
are talking to Camilla,

the more I see
the sparkle in her eyes.

The evil is coming through.

Should we start ----ing
hitting the ba*ls again?

- Knocking these [bleep] out?
- All right.

Wes, Safaree, and Tiffany.
Wes, Safaree, and Tiffany.

It is not that difficult.

I don’t think we’ll ever
get this opportunity again.

Do not make a stupid move
tonight, please.

- Rich.
- Yes, ma’am.

Gotta go.

[Kandy gasps]

I’m just kidding.
That was a little wobbly.

I think that wasn’t
a good hit to go for.

See? It was a bad decision.

It’s so funny now
to be in this position,

because mother----ers
are scared.

[laughing]

Time to shake
some sh-- up, b*tches.

- Yay!
- Work!

If I get put on
the Hit List today,

will you flip a table or
knock someone out or anything?

[laughing]

Nah, you have to really
hurt me bad, you know?

When I flipped the table, Joe,
like, thought it was hilarious.

He liked it. He was like--

- It turned him on.
- Yes! He was like that type.

Did Luis like it or no? No.

Luis was, like, shocked, ’cause
he never saw me like that.

Hey, everybody!
The Villain of the Week is back.

Tired, y’all.

- I feel like an old lady.
- Home.

- Oh, y’all went to Topgolf?
- We went to Topgolf.

I love golfing.
Golfing is, like, my hobby.

’Cause if you go to the golf
courses, there’s hot, rich guys.

- [chiming]
- Good evening, Villains.

It’s time to get dressed

for your Hit List
nomination ceremony.

I think people
need to wake the [bleep] up,

’cause I got to put people
on the Hit List.

[chuckles]

I have built a relationship

and an alliance with Camilla.

But ever since
the Battle Royale Challenge,

I haven’t talked to her.

So, I’m either incredibly safe,

or she’s not gonna
tell me until it’s too late.

How was your outing?

Okay. Aww.

I feel really good
and quite confident

that the final pieces of my long
awaited alliance has solidified.

But you never know.

We’ll see tonight.

You know,
you are in great spirits.

- Shouldn’t I be?
- I don’t know.

But we’re all going
into nominations.

I’m not in a good mood. You just
never know what’s gonna happen.

- You do.
- I don’t.

Yeah, you do.

Oh, my God.
The stress level has risen.

[laughs] You know,
I’m a skinny girl,

but I wear big panties,
and I can’t see myself

making a move that is not
gonna benefit me in the end.

And right now, I want to
make this sh-- rock like a boat.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, definitely.

I don’t have to be
nervous tonight because

- I’ve got the little c*ck.
- [rooster crowing]

I don’t know what move
I’m going to make

until I see
what move Camilla makes.

But no matter what happens,

these Villains
are gonna be shocked

by Victoria’s Secret tonight.

[rooster crowing]

- [chiming]
- Villains,

please make your way
through the bookcase.

Let’s go, y’all!

Here?

♪

[shattering]

Hello, Villains, and welcome to
your second Hit List nomination.

Camilla, you are our
Supervillain of the Week.

Please take your seat.

Who are you gonna
piss off first?

Y’all might hate me
after this,

- and I don’t give a [bleep].
- Mmm!

So, the first person up...

[tense music]

Safaree, get your a*s
up on the Hit List, baby.

- Ooh!
- Good job.

Safaree, is there anything
you’d like to say in reply?

You sit in that chair,
you enjoy your high horse

for this five minutes,
and then when I get back

in the house, shoe program.

We’ll fight
it out, mother----er.

Damn, Camilla.
I was a Supervillain last week.

You weren’t even a thought
when I was making my Hit List.

And you gonna put me up?
Bet. It’s gonna backfire.

Camilla,
who is the second Villain

you want to nominate, and why?

I’m not even gonna
----ing hold you.

I’m just gonna straight be
a gangsta about this sh--.

Wes, get your a*s up there.

You play this game
and you been playing it, baby.

You are the biggest threat
to me in this house, baby.

And I gotta figure out
if you are for me or not.

Wes, is there anything
you would like to say to that?

No.

That’s good. That’s the best
response he could have.

She has woken a sleeping giant.

[laughing]

Ahh! [trills]

Yes, baby!
We have Safaree on the Hit List.

Ah! And now we have
Wes on the Hit List!

Camilla, baby girl,
you are doing a very good job.

Camilla, who is your
final Hit List nomination?

Richard?

- You told me on our date...
- Mm-hmm.

...I shouldn’t have
- ---ing trusted you.

That’s right.

Let’s see if you
can survive tonight.

Get your a*s up there.

What the [bleep]?
What the [bleep]?

What the [bleep]
happened to the plan?

The plan, girl!
Camilla, stick to the plan!

New York’s supposed to be
on the Hit List, not Rich!

I feel like you guys are the
biggest threats in this house.

I am here for my kids,
my family.

I’m a bad girl, and I don’t
like to be told what to do,

so I’m sorry, Rich.

Safaree put up all the girls,
and I’mma put up all the boys.

There you have it, everyone.
Our Hit List nominees.

Before we wrap this up,

is there anything anyone else
wants to get off their chest?

Please get it off your chest
now, because, I mean,

I’m ready to hear
what y’all gotta say.

If y’all have something to say
to me, please say it now.

Guys, I have something
on my chest, for real.

- What?
- You do?

I have a little c*ck in here

that is a Knock Blocker.

Is this part of the show?

This is really part of the show?

Oh, my gosh. Nothing like this

has ever happened
in House of Villains.

This is stressful.

Behold, Villains.

The latest prop-related twist,
the dreaded Knock Blocker.

- [rooster crowing]
- Although it began life

on the shelf of a 99-cent store,

this little rooster
holds tremendous power.

It was hidden in the fridge
early yesterday by this guy.

The Knock Blocker gives
Victoria the power to block

the Supervillain from knocking
a Villain off the show--

Block. Knock.
You get that? Yeah.

And replace them with
a Villain of her choosing.

- What?
- No one is safe

besides the Supervillain.

c*ck-a-doodle-doo, b*tches.

- [laughter]
- Oh, my God.

Victoria, now you hold
the power of a tiny c*ck.

Tell us, who are you gonna
take off the Hit List?

So, I am gonna save Wes.

Wes, congratulations.
You may return to your side.

My investment in Victoria
has paid off.

Did I know that
I was gonna be saved

by Victoria’s secret c*ck
in the fridge?

No. But she’s bought
all my trust.

Victoria, who will be
taking Wes’s place?

Jessie, I am gonna put you up.

- What?
- I know.

- What?
- I just think it should

still be boys against boys.

- Okay.
- I just think this is

a fair battle now.

I am sorry,
and, b*tch, you owe me.

I’m incredibly grateful.
Thank you.

This sh-- just got ----ing real.

Victoria of all people.

I wish it would’ve stuck
to my gut

and voted her out
when we had the chance.

Last week, it was
all women on the block,

and this week, it’s all men.

This is House of Villains
kindergarten rules.

This is my first time
doing this,

and it’s a very
stressful situation.

You know, I feel super excited

I was not on the Hit List
for tonight.

And so may the best man lose,
pack his sh--, and go home.

When we return to this room,

one of these three will be
banished from the house

and will lose on their chance
at $200,000.

And in conclusion, c*ck.

- [rooster crowing]
- [laughs]

♪

Next on
"House of Villains..."

I may have made a wrong move.

The person that was
supposed to be going

was not intentioned for you.

I am quiet right now,

but will I be seeking vengeance?
Yes.

After you. I get car sick.

When are you throwing
your tantrum?antrum?

You start it, and then you
act like the little victim.

The next time I’m in the top,
goodbye. Get rid of the b*tch.

I just see a maze,
I see

I’m back, b*tches!