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01x07 - I'm All Right/The Doctor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Gerbert". Aired: May 1, 1988 – December 25, 1991.*
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A friendly, loveable puppet named Gerbert teaches children about making right choices and learn different lessons about life.

01x07 - I'm All Right/The Doctor

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just I day with you you are my best

friend I want to share the things you do

oh baby make me

smile wow I just want to spend my day

with

you I just want to spend my

okay Rory say

a yep yep just what I was afraid of

you've got jungle fever oh I can tell

get it till yeah well looks like I'm

going to have to give you a

shot come in gerbert mil is here I'll be

back in a little while to take you to

the doctor for your checkup all right oh

oh you know what mom I've been thinking

um I really don't have to see the doctor

today because I'm not sick or anything

it's only a checkup gerbert be back

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soon oh jeez

God oh Rory I wish I was like you I wish

I only had to pretend I was going to the

doctor oh

way gerbert will be right back after

these

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messages uh what does he see down there

anyway all I see is dark a come in

a a

a trying to see all the way down to your

toes can can you see them that far I was

just kidding gber you can't see all the

way down to your

toes well how far can you see can you

see my feelings

no well what about when the doctor looks

at my ears can you see what I'm thinking

your thoughts and feelings belong to you

there ears to share or not to share No

machine can see

them that's

good I wonder what it would be like to

be a real

doctor I don't feel good

or

there

I there there de the if it's I like him

at home he's always there and I need his

help he gives

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me's good for me the

doctor the

doct the

doctor someone I love to see he really

takes SC

me everything he to keep

me myat high and I'm

feeling iink of and get L of sleep the

all

the to

help need a doctor

doctor the

doctor I

can the

doctor

any

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all it's a

tummy or

a

A or a fever in me it's a bunch of D or

a run

know he's always there with just what I

need 1 2 three

the the

do the

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do call the

doctor the

doctor the

doctor any

time I got a big not doctor the

doctor the

doctor the

do I call the

doctor the

doctor the

doctor many time

oh hey miles is that a new

one just got it today it's a lioness a

girl lion oh is it broken already no

it's not broken this is

sealant um well miles why are you fixing

it if it isn't broken I'm not trying to

fix it

gerbert this is just to make sure it

doesn't get scratched or chipped easily

it it's smart to take special care of

things if you want them to

last oh like your doctor's appointment

better safe than

sorry sorry why will I be sorry what's

the doctor going to do to me he just

wants to make sure you stay as healthy

as you are right now

gerbert I'm sorry man I I didn't mean to

frighten

you

hey it's okay to be

afraid doctors are people too they know

what it's like to be afraid I mean

doctors were children once themselves

and as they grew up they decided they

wanted to help people in very special

ways so they studied and learned all

about people's bodies and their feelings

so that they could help people stay well

and get well if they're

sick

what I'm not

sick I don't understand

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G stay tuned gerbert will be right back

after these

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messages hey every buddy how are th I'm

not scared I'm captain

towel I'm not scared of a hoodie now and

I'm not scared of a bear that grows or

of a chicken that is gone a foul get it

a foul I'm not scared I'm captain towel

you are so brave Captain towel yes I'm

Really Brave oh boy in Hell your bravery

is dining through isn't there something

that frightens you oh absolutely

positively undeniably not listen here I

do not fear I'm brave an awful

lot I know you're brave but now I fear

that I'm a scary cat I'd like to be as

Brave as you could you teach me that

well first you have to tell me what it

is that scares you so frightened by so

many things which which one would you

like to know well are you scared of

checkups a a little

bit are

you well I guess I am a little

scared oh I don't know what to

do I guess I'll just have to be a brave

Soldier

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okay everybody fall in fall

in priv gerbert At Your Service General

Courtney F the TRS already ready for

inspection straight up

Soldier straight up there soldier you're

in the Lord J now now let's be really

vocal soldiers and sing real good we're

going to be singing

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soldiers I may

never in

the in

the

be I

made by the enemy

I'm in the

lording yes sir I'm in

theing yes sir I'm in the

lordy yes sir I'm a child and Li for the

king in the army yes sir I may even

dress up and army cloth wear a helmet on

my head wear boots around my C

I will go where Jesus wants me to go the

Lord me

yes I'm in the Lord me yes sir I'm in

the Lord me

yes I'm a child and lick for the king

I'm in the Lord's army yes sir I will

the work for made to do stand by through

and true say what is always true I'm on

God side hey Soldier how about you I'm

in the Lord's

army I'm in the Lord's army yes sir I in

the Lord's army yes sir I'm a child and

listed for the king I'm in the Lord's

army yes sir okay guys I'm in the Lord

army yes sir good good I'm in the Lord's

army yes sir I'm a child in this for the

king I'm in the Lord's army yes

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sir well I got to tell you you guys are

probably the best bunch of trop that I

am ever

ever under my command I 2

3

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2 oh you know I was a little boy once

myself H so I know that you might be a

little afraid and that's okay but you

know Roar I'm a friendly doctor so you

don't have to worry about that excuse me

come on in well hello Dr gerbert how's

the patient hey helpy as can be is it

time for my checkup time for your

checkup um Mom can Rory come toe

sure good H that's good good to have a

friend there all right roor let's go I'm

going get ready let's

go gerbert will be right back after

these messages

[Music]

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whoops gerbert hi may I help you hi uh

gerbert is here for his checkup with Dr

Kramer hi Gerber how are you today I'm

I'm

healthy I'm big and strong I don't need

to see a doctor who have you got with

you um my bed lion r Rory Rory I like

that name did you name him yes ma he's

really cute may I hold him I'll be

gentle I like you Rory you really care a

lot about Rory don't you yes ma'am Rory

and me are best friends I can tell you

take such good care of

him we care about you gerbet just like

you care about Rory that's why we have

checkups really yes now come on let's go

meet Dr Kramer okay Miss

nury May Rory come with me please

certainly and your mommy can come

too sure helps having you here with me

Rory and Mommy

too there's a knock this is gerbet

gerbet this is Dr Kramer hello gerbert

hi Dr Kramer well who is this handsome

fella um that's Rory he's my lion well

he's a fine looking lion tell me about

Rory is he your friend yes sir we're

best friends we like to pretend stuff

together gosh that sounds like a whole

lot of fun yes sir it is sometimes we

wear great big hats and we pretend we're

Cowboys I used to pretend I was a a

cowboy when I was your age you were my

age once yes I was sometimes I even

pretended I was a

doctor hey Rory and me we just pretended

that today really yeah would you like to

help me give Rory a checkup well yeah

sure I would okay that's great first of

all we need for you to put your hand on

his wrist and feel his pulse on his

wrist yes feel the pulse uhhuh yes sir

great now we're going to listen to his

heart with this funny looking thing be

brave we put it right up here and listen

to his

heartbe would you like to listen to hear

what it sounds like for a heart to

beat yes sir I would you'll listen to my

heart then

okay

there I can hear it it's going b

boom now listen to your own heart okay

mine sounds just like yours Dr Kramer

really yes it does listen to that okay

we'll keep it

going you're right it does sound just

the same as mine yeah hey Dr Kramer you

know today when I was pretending to be a

doctor with Rory I looked into my mouth

and I said ah but I didn't see anything

really let me have a look say ah ah

what's that that's something with which

I use very carefully to look inside your

mouth oh looks like

again yes everything looks good and

healthy now I need to listen to your

heart again I want you to take a deep

slow breath and let it out and take

another deep slow breath for me that's

good that sounds fine you're being very

cooperative and helpful thank you very

much gerbert oh you're very welcome um

Dr Kramer aren't you going to give me a

checkup ger I've already started giving

you a

checkup you have yes H and I'm not even

scared and I'm very glad me too hey Rory

I'm being brave brave like a lion right

like a lion

once upon a time there was a point and a

good point it was quite a sharp point it

was not the only point you see this

point had many friends other points of

course One Fine Day these points began

to carry on a

conversation I feel a bit uneasy today

sort of a bad feeling but sort of good I

guess you mean butterflies you have

butterflies perhaps you simply soaked up

too much sun yesterday I lades I know

what he means I feel a bit uneasy myself

I think today must be the day then a

fourth Point joined the conversation and

almost yelled out says who I feel great

and the fifth defense the first and

third

points ah but you my friend you are from

different Roots than we

are well even so even if it is that day

let's let's face it with joy think of

all the different places we might go I

know I'm full grown now and I know it's

time to go out into the world but we'll

just end up going where those guys up

there go we're stuck with them no matter

what no matter what what do you mean no

matter what isn't that supposed to be

like a purpose or something purpose what

purpose do ugly sharp pointed points

have besides being a threat to the rest

of

nature well you may think we're ugly but

I happen to think we're quite beautiful

and I even like our name Thorns it

sounds kind of melodic don't you think

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Thorns well it does sound better than

ugly points or sharp stickers I guess

and I already know where I want us to go

I want us to be the centerpiece bouquet

at a big wonderful wedding the center of

attention a celebration of love will be

remembered for a long long time yeah

wouldn't it be just great if everyone

just looked at us and started crying you

know those big emotional tears of joy

and it's all set off by us you mean you

mean like some happy tears mixed with

the a few sort of sad tears because the

bride and groom leave home and that's

kind of sad but everybody's happy

because they're in

love yeah sort of sad but but I guess

mostly happy but they won't remember us

they'll just remember you know who you

know oh guys up there wait just a minute

we're a part of those guys up there sure

they're beautiful and everybody looks at

them the most but we're their Guardians

we protect them we're attached in a very

special way yeah but who's going to

remember a bunch of

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thorns and so it was that their dreams

came true everybody saw them and

remembered them forever and ever

ever it was sort of sad but mostly happy

for they knew they had truly been a

crown for a man who was truly King of

Kings wow huh I really did it Rory I was

a good patient that's what Dr Kramer

said said I was Brave and Cooperative

that's a big word means I helped

you know maybe one day when I grow up I

can be a real doctor yeah Dr

gerbert I like that I like my balloon

too and I like your

balloon oh see you later alligator

don't go away I just want to say thank

you for being my friend and I want to

thank H I want to thank Lor and I want

to thank CU stuff my friend and I want

to thank um I want to thank my frog I

want to thank my GTV and I want to thank

my Checkers and I want to thank my

wooden floor and I thank Benjamin

Franklin and George Washington and your

teacher and your mommy and your daddy I

want thank you and I want to thank all

the people that watch it and watch the

show you I want to thank everybody else

in all my world

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[Applause]

wow what a neat letter H I just love it

when people write me letters you can too

here's how

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