Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (1980)

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Erotic Nights of the Living Dead

How do you feel today is best?

- Doctor, I am covered this.
- I'm not seeing anything.

Her skin is exactly
like mine, see.

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Larry! At last!

Quick, come, catch me!

Hard! Force! You know
how I like it, Larry!

Go more! Please!

Go, little fish, how much line it takes
they want in the end I caught you.

I waited three hours for him
and not let go of this guy.

Not that I have to play with
him until tomorrow afternoon.

- It has many fish that...
- No such thing, Mr. Ross will get bored.

Then you will not have
problems to pull it.

I know, Larry. I know it all.

Not talking to a novice, I'm a
professional fishing on the high seas.

I do not read the
books, I write them.

And the first rule is: do
not pull at first bite.

Be very quiet.

Rule number two: never
lose your concentration.

Do not let anything
distract you.

Keep your eyes
stuck on the line.

That's it right there, Mr. Ross!

- Concentration!
- ...Right next bite after bite.

Is pulling harder,
this son of a b*tch!

I think I caught a
monster this time!

Do not worry, Mr. Ross. Everyone
deserves that catches the fish.

You are a scoundrel,
Larry, but I like you.

The feeling is mutual, sir!

Mr. Mendoza, I have a meeting.

- Second floor front of me.
- Thanks.

Among!

Come in, please.

- Welcome, Mr. Wilson.
- Thanks.

Since your last view...

I could go through
all formalities.

I have a contract here signed
by the president himself.

The island is yours.

Not exactly.

I am here to treat a
matter premiliar...

I work for the company and
I admit I did not think...

such a simple matter generate
so much paperwork...

to make a deal with you.

Our government is prepared
and willing to support...

any company to help
our tourism industry.

When you want to
visit the island?

As soon as possible.
Will send someone to us?

No, I'm afraid I can not
exempt anyone from the office.

So I think I can turn me alone.

- Thanks for everything.
- The Lord is always welcome.

Not convince him to
dinner us, Larry?

Sorry, Mr. Ross, but I to
take care of the boat.

Okay. Come on, Liz, let's go.

Easy! I can not just go with a
shoe, feels like I'm naked!

Look, here it is!

Thank you, you must
have X-ray eyes.

I would take right now.

- Everything is ready, Skipper?
- Just got to test.

I got it. Here, go for
a stroll around town.

Thanks.

See you in the morning.

Have you any idea of some
good hotel in this city?

- They say the sheriff is very good.
- Thank you.

- I think he's cute.
- I love blue eyes.

Look at him, is full of hot!

He is not the only that is hot!

Are waiting for? Am ready
and got nothing to do!

need a helping hand!

- Come on!
- Sure!

Here we are!

In presenting the service!

At last! Now get to work!

The idea is this!

You can be arrested for walking
with a weapon like that!

You like that, right? Me too!

I really like it!

Great! Great!

Continue, continue!

Beauty! Beauty!

Turn.

Yes!

Okay, girls, do not fight
because of that, has for two.

Yes, continue.

Why not try a little bit?

It's getting bigger!

Good! That's right!

- He came back again.
- Are you sure you saw him?

Yes, there in the harbor.

Do not worry, I know a
how to get rid of him.

But it is better to warn others.

And tell them to
keep home tonight.

Okay.

Four! Núumero won
four, gentlemen.

Number 4.

Place your bets, please.
Place your bets.

Place your bets, please.
Place your bets.

Place your bets,
ladies and gentlemen.

"Dix-huit! Eighteen!

Place your bets,
ladies and gentlemen.

Make your bets.

I think I'll take a
walk, need fresh air.

- Okay, you want money?
- No.

- "Six".
- "Six rouges," sixteen.

What a night.

'Re Unlucky, Monsieur?

Luck stayed home.

Leave something for me.

Here.

Show me.

What about the four queens?

- See you tomorrow.
- Good evening.

I had an idea, girls need visit
one of the local islands.

Why not come to
me, It'll be fun.

If you pay, we will.
What is the island?

It's called Cat Island.

Oh, no! No! Let's go!

Hey, where are you?

Here's the money!

Here's the money!

Hold on, you b*tches!
Forgot your money!

It's the kind of man
seducing a woman.

With no clothes and
a towel waiting.

Not to mention the
bottles champagne.

I'll take a quick shower
and I'll talk to you.

Hello, sailor.

I do it.

Wait.

I do it for you, okay?

He followed me on the yacht and finally I
got rid of him and embarked for Miami.

What gave you to come stop
this part of the world?

Understand, that I quit!

Their petro-dollars were
very good, of course.

But that poor guy was crazy.

He was 10 years younger I...

and God, the only thing he wanted
to find the contemplation!

And you prefer more action?

I was born to the distractions.

In addition, he also
was very jealous.

Once, he pitched with confusion
a sailor when we were at sea.

The wretch was thrown
overboard to the sharks.

My bad!

He must be lucky.

Well now what?

Wish I had enough champagne
closure to the bath.

I think we turned
right without it.

- I suspected it would be good.
- But you inspired me.

Fly to your nest before
Bird Daddy miss you.

Even more.

Larry!

Do not worry, Larry you
have nothing to do with it.

But I swear by God
he was moving!

And pass the police
station later.

Arrived. Police want an autopsy
ready but I see no reason to hurry.

Be careful, Doctor.
Must be very careful.

The American sailor finds who
k*lled him with a blow to the head.

But it takes much more than
that to k*ll these creatures.

You and your stupid superstitions.
One dead is dead.

And believe me, after use it,
it will not be no doubt.

Now, go.

- I do not know where to take these ideas.
- I'm warning you, Doctor.

Okay, okay, Now go.

- Mr. O'Hara?
- Yes?

Mr. O'Hara also not met.

I noticed it when called me sir.

My name is John Wilson,
I am an architect.

I would like to rent your
boat for a few days.

- Yes, but not cheap.
- It does not matter.

What matters is that you are
the best sailor in the region.

It has good information.

- When you think of leaving?
- Tomorrow morning.

It will take your wife?

She's not my wife,
but will with us.

Beauty.

Want me to treat groceries?

Yeah, you know what to buy.

Want to take me to a
Island called Cat Island."

You know?

Yes, yes I know. But fear that
things will be more difficult.

My helper will not
want to go with us.

Why?

Well, people here
are very humble.

And there are many
stories on that island.

What kind of stories?

A tale of zombies,
guided by a cat.

Invented by Native to cheat
the tourists, I think.

Maybe. But many legends
are based on facts.

Too bad you have not seen what
I saw yesterday. Unbelievable.

You can walk there and see.

Here is an advance
for the groceries.

Is the rest when we return.
Until morning.

Are you sure you can
trust that sailor?

He did not seem very
happy to accept.

But he accepted the
advance quickly.

- With money always talks.
- Do you have plans for tonight?

Yes, I go to bed early, tomorrow
we'll have to get up early.

I'm just saying that he
was very mysterious.

What story was that
zombies and cats?

This country has more
legends that palm trees.

Do not worry.

- What about you?
- I do not know.

Suddenly, I felt that
someone entered the room.

- To our health.
- At his.

This place is pretty cool. And
I really liked your show.

Especially when
does it all for me.

What was that?

- He said that we were alone?
- Yes.

I saw them, will soon be here.
Two men and a woman.

I'll talk to them, is what I do.

Maybe they can still be saved.

Do not know what can happen
to them on this island.

I'll start the engine.

Okay, and I'm finishing climb.

- It is hard to drive?
- Just keep your eyes on the compass.

The only thing that
should be concerned...

are the barrier islands or chains
that may divert its route.

Considering everything, it is less
dangerous than driving a cab.

I'm getting nervous.

- Have you had your Cat Island?
- Yes, she went through in the Atlantic.

- And how is it?
- For me, all islands are alike.

I guess you can
treat us the names?

Why not?

Listen, Larry, never had the
feel they are watching you?

The feeling of being
observed all the time?

Guide the helm a little.

What a beauty, eh?

Speak little and still cook.
Where to get it?

In the city, but
not give me ideas.

The contract for
this trip is unique.

As his boat, Larry.

Message received, boss.
In loud and clear.

Lack how to get?

More or less, before sunset.

- Too late.
- We left the route a few degrees.

My fault?

Who cares? Their island
is not going anywhere.

Hey, just give a look!

What is it, that idea is that?
Do not you see I'm busy?

Their island!

There's something creepy about it.
So isolated and primitive.

Wait until the moon appears,
is a little more romantic.

I'm very tired to wait.

I will eat any thing and
and go straight to bed.

We landed on the ground morning.

You know what, Larry?

This island gives me chills.

What is it? Still feeling
of being watched?

And besides, it is deserted.

Forget this nonsense. Come,
let's eat something.

The boat is moored and
the pirates are there.

Already landed on earth?

No. I think it will
the night on board.

After all are not so stupid.
Maybe they missed.

Maybe.

- Are not you tired?
- A little.

But before bedtime, finish what
we started this afternoon.

- No, again?
- You love.

People have lived here. Was
a large fishing village.

- What happened to him?
- Was completely destroyed.

First an earthquake.
After an epidemic.

And there's nothing
left after that.

- And they all died?
- Yes, they are all buried here.

The only thing left
was an old warehouse.

It should be there, I guess.

They gave me an old map of the island.
Here you are.

It is a fabulous place.

We will make the port there and
the area of the hotels here.

And full of bungalows around.

According to the map...

The old cemetery is to be there.
We go there.

But that's cool.

Yes, it's right here.

How long will that nobody
puts flowers on these graves.

It is ideal and well
protected from wind.

We cleaned it all and a good layer
cement will make a heliport.

There is no danger of the residents
worrying about the noise.

We have visits.

- Who the hell are they?
- You better go ask.

Seem natives. He did not say
that there was nobody else here?

Soon we'll find out.

The girl is cute, is not it?

Hello We were told that the
island was uninhabited.

Yeah, right.

We live here alone, my granddaughter
and me alone with the dead.

'Il Build here soon The most
fabulous hotel in the Caribbean.

- And you know what that means?
- Well, I...

It means a lot of money to
everyone, including you two.

What do I need money?

Now you know why.
Stop brincdeiras.

It means that we will invest $


No, no... Let's go.

But that old son
of a b*tch, huh?

Look, if one accepts advice,
should not treat them well.

I'm not paying you to give
counsel, Larry, come on.

Thank you.

They say this thing is good.

I think you need?

- Well, there's a way to find out.
- And what are you waiting for?

But beware, we are working for
the same person, are not we?

It is Wilson. We both
exerts a function.

He is the head.

And I am the sailor. And you?

I'm there.

No, I was talking about how
earn a living, got me wrong.

Sorry, sailor.

- What's happening?
- I do not know.

- Did you hear that?
- Looks like an earthquake.

It must be this damn old and
that girl trying to scare us.

Seriously, how would they?

- What should we do?
- Let's go back to the boat.

Yeah, right, let it go, quickly!

That's incredible. Take
a look at it, Larry.

It's that old. Photography
I took at the cemetery.

- So?
- Do not you notice? The girl is not in it.

What does that mean?

Of course she was
there, I saw her.

You should not have
focused as well.

There is no other explanation.

What is this? Is keeping
the remains now?

- Yes, to give the cat.
- What cat?

I saw on the beach this morning.
He seemed to be hungry.

Hey, what's the problem? It
was a cat I saw, not a tiger.

- Where to?
- I will measure some things.

Come, I need help.

- Okay.
- I will stay here in the sun.

Look!

Footprints cat.

The Fiona was right then.

It's that damned old again.

Another of his little tricks.

- That's 600 feet to the water.
- Thanks

Listen.

What do you think it was that
noise that we heard yesterday?

I'm still convinced
it was that old.

Maybe he used something
to amplify the sound.

Well, I finished.

I'll take a few more photos and
we can go back to the boat.

Okay, while doing so I
want to talk with the old.

Want to find out what is his.

Not a bad idea.

Since going there, give it
a shot in his a*s for me.

Gotta talk to you.

Tell me one thing.

You did...

that weird noise...

we heard yesterday? If
you did, how did you?

Tell the truth. Did you?

- If you're saying...
- Has to say.

There is nobody here besides
you, the girl and the dead.

Take this. Perhaps
that can save him.

This was given to me
by his grandfather.

Tell me what to do.

Why he gave it to me?

He knows what is right. He gave
you this because it is honest.

He will not hurt you. And
they will not hurt you.

Do not be afraid.

And why would I fear?

There are only two
of you living here.

These stories they
tell is crazy.

Do not miss the amulet.

It can save you.

Wake up!

I had a weird dream.

It was like that girl were me.

Who is this girl?

That girl native, was
as she was lying here.

We must wait here for Larry.

Went to that old, I hope that
can take some sense of it.

Ah, there he is. You took.

- As with the old?
- Let's go back to the boat.

I'm getting full of this trip.
And this damn island.

I'm bored. Come on, come on.

Yes, but spoke with
the old or not?

Yes, I spoke with him.

And I'm starting to think
they say this place is true.

- It's just a bunch of nonsense.
- Johnny!

This is ridiculous,
absolutely ridiculous!

Look at the pictures
I took yesterday.

- What about it?
- Now see I took today.

It seems that someone has been
playing and moved all the graves...

and crosses.

- Maybe it printed wrong.
- No, I've checked all.

Yeah, and I saw some
footprints funny today.

In my opinion, it's
time to go home.

Okay, now I'm Everything.

What? Why not start?

I do not know.

sh*t!

Nor can we use candles, the
wind suddenly stopped.

This is his damn
boat, make it work.

Larry!

Look for your state! Can
you tell me what happened?

I went for a walk last night.

I think I tripped and knocked
his head on a stone.

A walk in the middle
of the night?

It's better than staying
listening to the two lovebirds

Okay, smart guy, do some
one thing to run a bath...

so we can leave here okay?

Sure. You're the boss, boss.

It's all scratched too.

That stone had hit
very long nails.

Oh, come on.

One of the strangers here with me
and he wants to explain how...

those strange things happened.

I want to stop I
paid for your help.

I suppose it's a
healer or sorcerer.

I know I had fun playing
with their tricks...

but it's time to stop
because we're leaving.

Here. For both.

You're stubborn and foolish
as a selfish child.

And I can not help you,
money can not buy my life.

No use to me.

Currently, there is
nothing I can do for you.

You said that wretch
could help me.

But I barely understand
their babozeiras.

It is difficult to appreciate the
wisdom and you do not understand that.

- He's your father?
- No. But I love him.

You are beautiful. And more...

You're beautiful.

No. Not during the day, I
like most in the moonlight.

I hope for you tonight.

It's useless, there is
nothing wrong with him.

Already assembled and
disassembled piece by piece.

And the damn engine not work.

And now?

Do not worry, I can
ask help by radio.

It was time. It's a pity not
reminded of it yesterday.

Business before pleasure, baby.

GL-1 calling Curacao.
GL-1 calling Curacao.

Answer!

GL-1 calling Curacao.
GL-1 calling Curacao.

Here is Curacao continue GL-1.

I'm in trouble here
on the island of Cat

I have an engine that will not start
and I did everything I could.

It seems that I need
a trailer can come?

Sure, why not back
using the candles

There's not a breeze,
if it ever had.

We need help.

It's funny, no wind
this time of year.

I know it's funny very funny.

This season is almost impossible,
please come, exchange and out.

I talked to the old again,
he's really stubborn.

The first thing to do is
to shove it somewhere.

We can not let it hang around.

And the girl too?

She can stay as long as she
does not like the old target.

Counting all, I admit we
have to get out of here.

I have spoken with the Coast Guard,
they should already be coming.

The best seamen of the
port, I was told.

What if I chose the worst?

Jonny was luckier than you.

He had a good conversation
with the old and the girl.

But he fell and got all
Scratched like you.

Larry likes to do
things the hard way.

A kick in the nose and there
is a new achievement.

It is better to go around
passing checks, is not it?

Asking the girls how
much do they charge?

Not only girls, I bought you.

- Your...
- Come on, Larry!

Do not bother with it! It was
just what was missing...

have a fight on this
wonderful cruise.

Forget it and say something about
you, I'm curious to know you better.

And because of that I live well.

If I lost that game
poker hand I come home.

Then I won and I to be the
captain of this boat.

What a funny noise.

It's just the boat,
have nothing to see.

Yes, it was the boat
that is on the coast.

Jonny used it to go to the bank
and then forgot to tie it.

I tied him and is now safe.

Not worried Poor with John?

What's to worry?

He will not get back the
margin and we're alone.

If you think I planned
it to r*pe you...

Hang on, sailor!

If he was afraid that I would
try escape, but I will not.

What is happening
on this island?

- Come here.
- Wait.

If you stay, I have
a surprise for you.

It's that sound again.

And Jonhy is still
on the island.

What do we do?

- I'll look for it.
- Wait, I'm with you.

Lost something?

No.

It's nothing.

Someone has been
digging the graves.

What caused our friend?
Where is he?

Now I understand why nobody
wants to come to this island.

I have not obeyed when
they wanted to warn me.

I wanted to believe that what
they said was a mistake.

But now, please, I beg you,
let us depart in peace.

Still has a chance
to save himself.

The old man gave the amulet to
you, but not your idiot friend.

He was stubborn
and presumptuous.

He thought he could use his money
to buy everything and everyone.

He did not understand that money
and vanity does not exist here.

We only want one
thing: be at peace.

Tell me, where is he now?

Ali

- John! John!
- Wait! Stop!

He's dead.

I have to give it a
shot in his head.

No!

There.

Larry!

Get up!

- No!
- Get up!

Come on!

Get up!

Do not go on anymore,
need to rest.

Zombies. Undead.

They are the inhabitants of
ancient Island fishermen.

- There they are!
- Be quiet.

The only advantage we have
is that they walk slowly.

But I have no idea
how to stop them.

Never escape from here.

Let's hope do not approach.

I think it is time for a
race through the forest.

Come on, baby, let's go.

Oh, my God!

The old warehouse.

Here, take a torch.

Light it.

He is masturbating again.

- Do not sit still!
- It's bad for your eyes.

Come on, let's go,
be nice, let's go.

- Be calm. Be nice!
- Let me me alone!

- Stop fighting!
- They tease me!

- What's happening?
- It's Victor and his usual tricks.

Being a boy brought
again, Victor?

Leave him to me, I take care of
him, and see who else is there.

Yes, ma'am.

Now, Victor, we have a
serious conversation.

It is time to leave these
habits, you're a big boy now.

Ali!

- No!
- Okay, enough for tonight.

Come on, Larry, is a nice guy.

Anyway, nor does it appear
that he enjoyed it.

Why do you always run away?

Come on!

Come on, Larry, take your time,
why not relax and enjoy it?

- We could beat him or hang him.
- Do you think he k*lled that guy?

- Of course, it was he or his girlfriend.
- She's cute.

I do not believe that a
cute that did such a thing.

It was only because one of them had three
people there, two of them and the blind.

Only three! Only three!