Satan's Cheerleaders (1977)

[bunniefuu]

[ominous music]

[waves crashing]

[Woman] Okay everybody get ready.

This is gonna be fun.

One, two, three, four.

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar.

All for Huskies, stand up and holler.

[cheering]

You guys, I loved it.

I thought it was adorable.

And you all look perfect.

But I don't think the principal
or the Board of Education

is gonna like all that, you know.

Yeah.

So why don't you show us then teach?

Yeah come on.

Yeah get in there.

Alright, that's a good idea.

Okay, two bits, four
bits, six bits, a dollar.

All for the Huskies stand up and holler.

[girls chattering]

One, two, three, four.

Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar.

All for Huskies, stand up and holler.

[whistle blowing]

♫ Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back

♫ Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back

♫ Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back

♫ Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back

♫ Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back

♫ Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back

♫ Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back

♫ Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back

Are you sure you girls
wouldn't rather play tackle?

First we touch, then
tackle, right girls?

Just make sure you don't get hurt

when I knock you on your a*s.

[groovy disco music]

♫ One for all and all for one

♫ Don't you know it's one
for all and all for one ♫

All for one and one for all,

Husky cheerleaders have a ball.

[squealing]

Heck of a job Miss J, heck of a job.

You just keep up the good work.

Oh thank you.

This is so much fun.

[whistle blowing]

♫ One for all and all for one

♫ Don't you know it's one
for all and all for one ♫

[Ms. J] Debbie are you alright?

Did you get hit in the head?

[whistle blowing]

Stop it right now!

Stop it, stop it!

Uh oh, the coach.

What are you guys doing out here anyway?

Steve I'm surprised at you,
you know better than this boy.

We're only having a little fun anyhow.

The eve of our first game.

You could get hurt,
then what am I gonna do?

Him get hurt?

What about me?

I just got balled in the back of the head.

[giggling]

Leave it to Debbie.

You know it's not allowed
during football season.

I outta suspend you right now.

Oh don't worry coach I'll handle it.

I won't let it get too much rougher.

Why don't you go home and relax?

Go home and watch some football on TV.

Yeah take out your
aggression on the tube, boob.

Someone call my name?

Oh no, we got the ball.

♫ We got a feelin' that you can't deny

♫ Wait another one 'til
they love you and I

♫ One for all and all for one

Surf's up.

♫ Don't you know it's one
for all and all for one ♫

Did you see that?

My entire team is gonna get wrecked up

by a bunch of cheerleaders.

Sacked another quarterback.

In front of the coach?

Not in the sack Deb,
but sacked, you know.

I don't get it.

If you don't, none of us do.

All for one, and one for all.

Ah no.

Is that beer they're drinking?

Oh no, not most likely.

That's root beer.

They're good kids coach.

Don't zap your strength son.

Remember your precious bodily fluids.

Keep everything clean.

Remember we're playing football tomorrow.

Hey Chris, catch.

No, where's Patti?

That's her over there I think.

[Chris] Hi Patti, what are you doing?

Just thinking.

About what?

I don't know.

Somehow I just feel like
somethings going to happen.

Hey, what's the matter with Patti?

Nothin', she's thinkin'.

Why would anyone want to do that?

Maybe she's some kind
of prophet or something.

We learned all about that in economics.

Business really likes profits.

No not profits, a prophet.

Forget it, why don't we
go practice our routines.

Stevie!

Looks like Debbie's
already after her routine.

I don't know how that girl

has any energy left for cheering.

I'm amazed she's got energy for walking.

I'm amazed she's got any
energy left for breathing.

She must take vitamins or something.

Hey let's go help
Miss Johnson with Coach.

Where's Stevie?

He's getting a little
energy from Debbie.

Oh my god.

Where, where is he?

[Chris] Better check the bushes.

Stevie, that's not allowed.

We're playing football tomorrow night

I'm leaving Miss Johnson.

I can't take much more of this.

I think that's a good idea.

Don't worry, everything's in my hands.

Please, don't remind me.

[Patti] What are you creeps doing here?

Didn't you know this is a private party?

Oh yeah, well this happens
to be a public beach.

Yeah but we're telling
you guys to get lost.

You and whose army?

Just make sure you guys
don't cross over that line.

Oh yeah, well we're really scared.

[Sharon] Yeah.

And what are you gonna do?

We'll sic Debbie on ya.

She'll make sure you're in
no shape for tomorrow's game.

Forget it, even I've got my pride yanno.

[whistle blowing]

Separate, get up you guys.

Now I promised the coach
there'd be no rough housing.

Yeah but these creeps
think they can come in here

and hone in on our beach.

Well you creeps think you
own the whole darn beach.

Wait 'til tomorrow.

We're gonna cream you.

Uh oh, I can see we're gonna
have to settle this somehow.

Why don't you do it like
when I was in school.

I don't think we'll find
any dinosaurs to race.

Not dinosaurs, chicken, I mean chicken.

Okay, once and for all.

My car against yours.

But I've got a new Cadillac.

You've only got a 53 Plymouth.

So?

So?

No, I'm talking about chicken.

You know like, when the girls
sit on the guys shoulders

and you go around in circles.

On the shoulders, that's
even a new one for me.

Not chicken, chicken fights.

Miss Johnson's talking
about chicken fights.

Yes, chicken.

And if the kids from Baker
win then they get to stay

and if the kids from Benedict
win, you guys have to go.

[Chris] A battle for the beach!

[yelling and cheering]

Pull her hair!

[cheering]

♫ One for all and all for one

♫ One for all and all for one

♫ One for all and all for one

♫ Don't you know it's one
for all and all for one ♫

You know, I think it's time

we pay Benedict a little visit.

We'll see who wipes who.

We're gonna TP their school.

[ominous music]

Great Prince of Darkness,

you're worshipers call upon you once more.

Hear their call.

Deliver it from my hands,

those who make fun of me and laugh at me.

Grant them that those
who mock and torment your

faithful servant here, shall be punished.

Drink of the blood of darkness.

[ominous music]

Darn kids making work.

[Cheerleaders] One, two, push 'em back,

push 'em back, way back.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

[Patti] Let's do it right.

One, two.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back.

[laughing]

Help, I can't get up.

Aw look, the big tough
football hero fell down.

Hoping to score?

Help I can't get up.

[Chris] Come on.

Stop it you freak.

I can't help it, I'm wild
about your backfield in motion.

[Chris] Someone help me.

One of our cheerleaders is in trouble.

[squealing]

All for one and one for all,

Husky cheerleaders have a ball.

[Debbie] Hey Sharon,
you get the other leg.

Hey wait a minute.

Hey knock it off.

You know how big of a hero I am.

That's true, he does
score more than anyone else.

And besides, the coach doesn't like us

messing around during season.

Terrific.

We're ready to throw a pass

and we end up with a guy who
can't even catch the ball.

Hey what's going on here?

What do you think you're doing?

We're having an orgy.

What's it to ya?

Wanna join the fun?

I'm gonna tell the coach about this.

[groaning]

Yeah you do that man.

Without me running the
ball, he's got no job.

Without Stevie, no team.

Without the team, no game.

Without the games, no cheers.

And without the cheers, no us.

Without these girls, there'd
be no one for you to gawk at.

You all think you're so smart don't you?

Well you ain't.

You ain't so damn smart after all.

You just wait and see.

[laughing]

Good morning Mr. Brooks.

Cheery day isn't it?

Hi.

Hi Chief, how ya doin'?

Good morning everybody.

Cheery day, isn't it?

Hi Miss Johnson.

Uh, no it's Ms. Johnson.

Right girls on?

You mean right on.

Yeah that's what I said, right on.

Oh my goodness, we've been TP'd.

[honking and screaming]

Hey look.

[Patti] Oh my, here comes trouble.

[Chris] It's those rich
kids from Baker High.

Oh I don't know you guys.

TP us will you.

Yay!

Yay you guys go!

[car horn honking]

[kids talking over each other]

[screaming]

[upbeat marching band music]

[screaming]

[whistle blowing]

Oh darn.

[Ms. Johnson] Oh dear.

Stevie I'm surprised at you.

Uh disciplinary action shall be taken,

uh Dean, I assure you.

I'm afraid this is all my fault coach.

[girls talking over each other]

Knock it off!

I"m here to make men Miss Johnson.

And when it comes to making men.

You can't beat a cheerleader.

[laughing]

I'll have all this cleaned up.

They really didn't mean any harm.

Discipline is a fact of
life they've all got to learn.

Steven and the others are suspended.

[groaning]

Dean.

Oh.

[Woman] Let's go you guys.

What a drag.

That's cruel.

He's always suspending me then playing me.

I'm sick of that Vince Lombardi cupcake.

It's time he learned a lesson.

Well I don't have time
to straighten this out now.

I'll talk to the coach later.

But Stevie please don't
do anything foolish.

I won't.

What time are we leaving?

Oh in about half an hour.

If you guys want to get an
early start for the game,

if that's okay.

Is there a place for
us to change at the game?

Oh no I'm afraid not.

You know you guys, I can remember
when I was leading cheers

for the Huskies, we once had
to change in the team bus.

That must have been fun for the team.

[giggling]

Oh Stevie, we didn't.

I mean it's okay now but.

I mean you know what I mean.

It's okay Miss Johnson, we understand.

You didn't, but you do.

Yeah, no, that's not
really what I meant.

We know.

Listen if we have to get
into our outfits now,

why don't we shower here before we go.

We're a mess.

[Ms. Johnson] Okay, why not.

It's a great idea,
I'm sorta sweaty myself.

Stevie, you're in
enough trouble as it is.

Don't worry about it.

We've got a trick play of our own.

Oh Stevie, you be careful now.

[Stevie] We will.

I'm sorry you had to
witness that Dean, but I do

appreciate your coming down to
see our first game this year.

When I applied for the
coaching job at your university

I must admit I had very
high hopes of getting it.

And how nice that your
secretary could join us.

I want you to know Dean, I
realize that winning is important

but it's not everything.

After all, your university
is a religious school

and I always tell my
boys, God is number one.

Dammit.

Sorry.

But I'm pretty sure.

[upbeat music]

[giggling]

♫ I love to see you movin'

♫ I want you groovin' together with me

♫ So who you gonna love tonight

♫ Won't you make it me this time

♫ Who you gonna love tonight ♫

That Billy character
really gives me the creeps.

Yeah, just the way he
looks at me I feel so dirty.

Now girls it's not nice
to talk badly about people.

Mr. Brooks is only doing
his job, that's all.

Well I don't want him anywhere near me.

Not if he was the last toad on Earth.

Toad?

I thought we were talking about Mr. Books.

Live and let live, right Miss J?

Right on Patti.

Audi preces meas satana, blessed be.

Audi preces meas satana, blessed be.

[upbeat music]

♫ Who you gonna love, who you thinkin' of,

♫ Who you gonna love

♫ Who you gonna love

♫ Who you gonna love

♫ Who you gonna love

♫ Who you gonna love, who you thinkin' of,

♫ Who you gonna love

♫ Who you gonna love

♫ Who you gonna love

♫ Who you gonna love

♫ Who you gonna love tonight

♫ So tell me baby

♫ Won't you make it me this time

♫ Who you gonna love tonight

♫ Who you gonna love tonight

♫ Oh tell me please

♫ Won't you make it me this time ♫

[girls giggling]

That's why he grabbed Chris, right?

[Debbie] He meant to grab
me, Chris just got in the way.

If you ask me, that whole team is

in need of one long cold shower.

And I'm just the one
who's gonna give it to 'em.

Stevie'd tackled anything
that bounced past him.

You know what I mean.

[Sharon] You bet he would.

[giggling]

Oh yeah.

Better hurry girls.

We don't wanna be late
for our first big game.

Oh besides I have to stop and get gas.

Oh, gotta give 'em
gas, gotta give 'em gas,

then we're gonna give 'em
gas, gonna give 'em gas,

then we'll kick 'em in the
a*s, kick 'em in the a*s.

I don't remember that cheer.

[laughing]

This will fix that super coach.

Let's go.

[Ms. Johnson] Come on let's go.

Come on let's go.

Hurry up girls.

When I, that is if I become
your university's coach,

I can handle those boys.

One thing I insist on, now
you may think it's foolish,

but cleanliness.

A clean body, a clean mind, a clean boy.

Cleanliness.

And we know what that's next to.

Cleanliness.

I make my boys keep a
spotless locker room.

I think you'll be impressed.

It's alright, there's nobody in here.

I, I, I don't understand.

Coach!

[Coach] I looked at the
door, I mean you know.

Hey, look who's here.

You gotta understand
uh, the sign on the door.

Got some new plays coach?

Is this what you call an end run.

Look I, oh.

It's alright, boys will be boys.

Say cheese.

What the hell?

Wait 'til I get my hands on that boy.

That's my job coach.

Don't worry, I'll straighten him out.

[giggling]

So long.

Bye bye.

[giggling]

[Sharon] See ya.

Bye.

Hello.

Hello.

[laughing]

♫ See you're gettin' ready,
shinin' up my Chevy for my treat

Please don't wrinkle the blouse.

♫ I want you groovin' together with me.

♫ So who you gonna love tonight

♫ Won't you make it me this time

I told you we'd find her down here.

Making out as usual.

Not a bad technique
for a football player.

[giggling]

Oh, there you are Debbie,
we've gotta get going.

And Stevie I sure hope
the coach let's you play.

Oh he's playing alright.

Scoring a little bit too, eh Stevie.

I'll play.

And play, and play, and play.

♫ So who you gonna love tonight

♫ Won't you make it me this time

♫ Who you gonna love tonight ♫

You know, I can remember the fun

of going to our opening game.

I can just imagine how
thrilled you guys must be.

There is something thrilling

about the first game of the season.

Half the guys are watching us

instead of the action on the field.

Are you kidding?

We do our jobs right, we are the action.

One of these days the
coaches will get hip enough

to let us perform on the field

and let the guys cheer from the side.

For sure.

[tense music]

Hey what are you, some kind of a thief?

No wait a minute, I get it.

Billy boy here's no thief, he's a pervert.

Those clothes turn you on Billy boy?

Get out of here all of you.

Sure we'll get out Billy
boy, but you've had it.

We can't have someone like
you around these young girls.

Pervert.

[Chris] That janitor
character gives me the creeps.

[Sharon] El creepo.

Now he's okay.

Mr. Books has a very
difficult job to do you guys.

He is always looking
and hanging around us,

you can't deny that.

[Chris] No, no way.

You know a lot of the other

cheerleader groups have
felt like you guys.

[Debbie] Maybe I should
give him a little time.

Oh that would be nice.

He probably just needs someone to talk to.

[Sharon] She's not
talking about talking.

Deb you're too much.

You'd wipe that old man
out the first time around.

[Debbie] One for all.

All for one.

[cheering and talking]

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces.

Blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana.

[tense music]

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[intense music]

[Ms. Johnson] Oh what happened?

[Patti] Did you see that?

Oh that sure was close.

They could have k*lled us.

I'm sure they didn't mean us any harm.

I'm glad you're sure.

Is everybody okay?

Nobody's hurt, but this seat sure feels

a little wet back here Debbie.

Is somebody bleeding?

No everybody's okay.

Oh darn it.

I wonder how you open this.

I don't know.

Now there's a motor in
there, I'm sure of it.

Yep there's gotta be a motor in here.

No question about it, I
know there's a motor in there.

If you say so, I guess
there's a motor in there.

I wonder where they went.

Why don't you just go find them Deb.

Those boys from Baker just might change

your mind about Stevie being so great.

Hey let's hitchhike you guys,

we might still make the game.

For sure.

Yeah let's go.

We'll have no problem picking up a ride.

Oh I don't know you guys,
hitchhiking can be dangerous.

Oh don't worry about it,

why don't you just go get our stuff.

Yeah, come on.

[Ms. Johnson] Be careful.

God I wonder if anybody's gonna come.

Oh man this road's deserted.

[Debbie] Oh look here comes somebody.

That's alright girls,
just watch this number.

You call that a number huh?

Baby that went out the
second issue of Playboy.

Dig this.

You guys, now stop the clowning.

Okay Miss J.

I think I see Mr. Brooks coming.

[groaning]

Sir Galahad to the rescue.

[ominous music]

Hi girls, I see you, you had some

trouble with your car huh?

Well get in, I'll give you a ride.

[Ms. Johnson] Oh good.

Hey you better watch it.

This is only the beginning.

You girls think you're so smart.

You've been asking for it
and now you're gonna get it.

And you're gonna be the first.

What do you mean first?

[Mr. Brooks] You'll find out.

[Debbie] What'd he do to you.

[Sharon] He grabbed you didn't he.

[Patti] Yeah.

[Chris] That's what the
excitements all about?

Big deal.

[yelping]

What went on back there?

I know those girls can
be a handful sometimes.

[laughing]

Handful, yep, that's what
I did, I got me a handful.

[Ms. Johnson] Well
what do you mean handful?

[laughing]

What are you doing?

This isn't the way to Baker.

[Mr. Brooks] I'm just
taking a little detour.

Detour?

No we have to get to Baker.

Never mind that.

I'm the boss now.

Stop this car.

Stop this car instantly Mr. Brooks.

We can get along just fine without you.

Now I'm here to protect those girls

and I'll tell the principal if you don't.

Now stop this car instantly please.

This here's not a car, it's a pickup,

and I just picked me up some cheerleaders

gonna get what's comin' to 'em.

Have you gone completely mad?

Now Mr. Brooks we can just do
fine without you, we'll walk.

Now stop the car.

Never mind that.

I don't think you get my meaning.

I'm gonna take you girls and
we're gonna have some fun.

And there ain't nothin'
you can do about it.

[laughing]

You've gone crazy.

Stop, stop it, stop this car instantly.

Stop.

[Mr. Brooks] Oh my god.

[screaming]

[intense music]

[yelling]

[girls talking over each other]

Are you alright Miss Johnson?

[Ms. Johnson] Yes is
everybody else okay?

Man you might've k*lled us.

Wake up creep, you got
some explaining to do.

Stop it, stop it, can't you see

he's gone completely out of his mind.

Don't you do that to me.

Now shut up all of you!

You're in my power and you'll do as I say.

We're in your power, hah.

Take me, I am in your power, I'm yours.

[laughing]

It's so cold here.

This place is weird.

Look, look over there.

What's that?

[Debbie] I look positively ruined.

Just look at this face.

[intense music]

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[panting]

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[Group] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

You promised.

You promised.

You promised her to me, she's mine.

You promised.

She's mine.

[groaning]

[intense music]

[Group] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Patti what happened?

What are you doing with your clothes off?

Are you alright?

[Debbie] Did he hurt you?

Look, look it's Billy.

[Ms. Johnson] Oh my god.

Jesus.

He looks, is.

[Ms. Johnson] He's dead.

I don't understand.

Did any of you see what happened?

I just remember that crazy
ride and we came here and then.

Me too, and then nothing.

I remember cold, cold wind.

Let's get outta here.

It's alright now.

It's all over.

It's all over?

How did he die Patti?

He tried to r*pe me.

It must've been a heart attack.

God that man just went completely mad.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on girls, everything will be alright.

Don't worry, you're gonna be okay.

Get inside girls.

Okay let's go you guys.

Patti sit in the front.

Are you okay?

Let's go.

[ominous music]

There's someone, we better ask.

Hey, hey you.

Sir.

Hey.

Hey you, sir.

What's the matter man, you deaf?

I can hear just fine thank you.

You shouldn't be making such a racket.

A man's laboring under the hot sun.

We had an accident, we need help.

There's a dead man laying
out there in the woods.

We gotta get to the sheriff.

Dead man?

What dead man?

Excuse us sir, the girls
are a bit overwrought.

We've been through quite
a bit of an ordeal.

Would you be kind enough to direct

us to the sheriff's station?

It's most important that
we make out a report.

I am working ma'am.

A man stops working to talk it just

isn't good economics if
you know what I mean.

No I'm sorry I really don't.

It means he wants some bread, right Pop?

At your service ladies.

Why I never.

Been hungry?

I have.

[Ms. Johnson] Now would
you be kind enough to direct

us to the Sheriff's office?

Oh sure thing.

Only he hasn't got an
office, 'cept in his house.

Just follow the highway
straight through town.

Third house on the left after
you pass the city limits.

The only Sheriff in these mountains.

Got a sign out front.

Coulda saved ya a dollar.

Thank you, you've been most kind sir.

Come on girls, let's go.

Yeah thanks a lot Pop.

Take a picture it lasts longer.

Oh uh, I was just admiring your outfit.

Little unusual ain't it?

Well these are our hunting outfits sir,

we always hunt in them.

Hunt.

I'm afraid you're outta season.

No game now.

You haven't been game
for 30 years, have you Pop?

[giggling]

Nothing wrong with
racing his motor a bit.

I don't think his motor can
even start, let alone race.

He's breathing right?

[laughing]

[mellow music]

Wow talk about a hick town.

Think we might run into Opie and Aunt Bee?

Perfect, what a name, Sheriff Bubb.

Good afternoon.

Can I be of assistance.

Are you Sheriff Bubb?

Yes ma'am, Bubb.

I'm Joan Johnson, I'm a
physical education teacher

at Benedict High in Arnold.

We're the Huskies.

I'll second that motion.

How do ya do.

This is our cheerleading team.

We were on our way to a game
this afternoon at Baker.

Well pleased to meet you all.

What can I do to be of assistance?

I'm at your service.

Well I, I'm afraid we've
had a kind of a rather

major problem, which might
take a lot of explaining.

It's been a rather trying day for us.

Man that's the
understatement of the year.

I know, you know.

We're never gonna get to that game.

Please girls, I'll handle this.

Wouldn't you like to step inside?

I'm sure you'd all like
something cold to drink.

Thank you that would be most welcome.

Make mine bourbon and branch, double.

Well now young lady, I'll
have to check your ID first.

After all I represent the
law around here and contrary

to a lot of TV and movies,
most of us are as honest

as the day is long.

Days are getting shorter all the time.

[Debbie] Wow what a doll.

[giggling]

[Sheriff] And you are?

Patti Saxton.

I know it's silly of me to
keep going over it and over it

and I'm sure the Sheriff
will find the evidence

just as we told him.

But I can't help thinking
we've left something out.

Girls can you think of what it might be?

It's the strangest
feeling, like a bad dream.

Well it coulda been
a hell of a lot worse.

That crazy Billy might've smashed us

all into a tree or somethin'.

Or he might've r*ped all of us,

before he had that heart attack.

Well there could've been an easy way

to stop him from raping all of us.

Have him start with Debbie.

I don't understand.

We'll explain it to ya sometime teach.

Well I hope you're all comfortable.

I'm certain that everything
will work out just fine.

And you my dear, are you alright?

Oh sure.

Billy didn't lay a hand on me.

He didn't have a chance.

I really don't understand.

He seemed like such a nice man.

Well we live out west
where the men are men.

And the women are glad of it.

[laughing]

Really girls, I don't know where

you come up with some of these things.

Ever try the poetry on the
locker room walls Miss Johnson?

Sometimes sure.

Some of it's even left over
from when I was in school.

Not that I understand it anymore now.

Call 555-1800 for
Debbie and a good time.

Not too hard to understand eh Miss J?

For girls who can't
memorize a line of Keats,

you sure have pretty inventive minds.

Who's Keats.

I think the boys
where them on the bottom

of their football shoes.

Oh.

How long do you think your
husband will be Mrs. Bubb?

Not long.

He'll just check everything
out and be right back.

More coffee?

[Ms. Johnson] No thank you.

If I drink anymore
coffee I'll just bust.

No more wise cracks from you.

What could I say?

[laughing]

Subara canto tu.

Oh no I feel just fine.

[Ms. Johnson] What was that?

Oh I said I was fine.

I've never felt better.

That darn phone of yours
would be on the blink.

I'd like to know how the game came out.

Stevie probably made three touchdowns

and is working on his fourth, in the bus.

He can't score in the bus.

[Sharon] He's done it in
stranger places than that.

Oh I see what you mean.

Planning game strategy and things.

He's a dedicated boy alright.

Oh yeah, that's it, real dedicated.

And sometimes he even
thinks about football.

Are you sure your husband, the sheriff,

called in the report on his car radio?

I wouldn't want people to worry.

Don't concern yourself.

He's taking care of everything.

Yes he's taking care of everything.

[tense music]

What, what.

You're alright Billy, you
just had a severe shock.

Those girls.

[Sheriff] You just passed out Billy.

But those girls, where are those girls?

You promised I could
have any of 'em I wanted.

I want that girl.

She thinks your dead.

She thinks I'm dead?

But I wanted her.

I know, I know.

Everything about you wanted her.

You promised I could have
her, and you took her from me.

You cheated me.

You cheat, you cheated me, cheat.

You're a cheat, you're a
cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat.

[groaning]

No, no, no, no, no.

Alright now Billy, come on.

[yelping in pain]

[ominous music]

Geronimo!

What's that thing?

Oh that's nothing.

Just something we picked up at an auction.

Where is the Sheriff?

I thought for sure he'd be back by now.

I hope nothing's happened.

That sure was a spooky place.

Oh don't worry, the
Sheriff is quite familiar

with the area, he won't have any trouble.

Oh, Sheriff it's you.

You look as if you're
expecting Satan himself.

[Ms. Johnson] Is everything alright?

Did you find it like we said?

Just as you said.

Then we're free to go.

[Sheriff] No I'm afraid not.

But soon enough.

You see I have to get
your sworn statements.

Until I can clear up some things,

I have to continue to treat
this as a m*rder case.

m*rder?

That's right.

Emmy can I see you outside for a minute?

Of course.

Excuse us.

I'm certain.

[Sheriff] Shh.

I don't like it.

There's something about this whole set up

that's just not right.

Oh don't be silly.

The Sheriff's handling everything

in the most efficient manner.

After all, we are all material witnesses.

I say let's split.

What are we hanging around here for?

Maybe we can still make it in time

for the post game party.

That way the day wouldn't be a total loss?

I'm gonna check on that
dude, he's up to something.

Leave it alone Chris.

I don't think you
should go out there Chris.

Listen to me now and
remember what I say.

I have been commanded by
the Prince of Darkness,

he spoke to me right there at the altar.

So tonight for the first
time, we will perform

the black mass just as
in the ancient ritual.

[Emmy] You can't mean it.

A sacrifice?

[Sheriff] It is his command.

[tense music]

So tonight, the blood
of an unsoiled maiden

will flow into the jewel chalice.

But which?

The one that is pure.

Then it's death for that one.

It's death for all of them,

there will be no surviving witnesses.

I'll say that the janitor k*lled them all

and then suffered his fatal attack.

It's a perfect cover.

It's our moment of glory.

Praise be to Satan that
we have been chosen.

[dog barking loudly]

[Sheriff] Lucifer, Diablo, quiet!

The dogs they know.

Already they smell the blood of sacrifice.

[dramatic music]

You won't believe this,
they're gonna k*ll us.

Come on we gotta get out of here fast.

[Ms. Johnson] What happened?

What'd you hear?

There's no time, come on you
guys, they've got two dogs.

Chris stop playing these silly games.

Now listen to me.

No!

You've got to listen to me.

Believe me, there's no time.

Oh God they're here.

Don't say anything, just act natural.

Everybody just relax.

I'll get they're attention,
you guys try to get away.

Hi Sheriff.

What's happened?

What's going on?

If you could just take
those statements now,

we really should be on our way.

All in good time.

Course I haven't finished
my investigation yet,

so I'm afraid I can't
release you ladies just yet.

But you have notified the
authorities back in Benedict.

Our parents are probably
on their way here right now.

Besides, Deb's got a hot date tonight.

I'm sorry to inconvenience you,

but there are a few things
that have to be cleared up.

We're holding a special
inquest this evening.

Oh, uh, we gotta make some phone calls.

I'm sorry you know my
phone's out of order.

And I can't have you running around.

[Chris] Uh can I use your bathroom?

Oh of course, it's at
the top of the stairs.

[Debbie] We'll come with you Chris.

That's a good idea.

There's a guest bedroom
there where you can rest.

First door on the left.

Could I speak to you for a moment?

[Sheriff] Sure.

You may be able to fool
the others, but not me.

You've been lying and
I'd like to know why.

That's quite an accusation.

Is it?

Why have you been staring at me?

You have an over active
imagination young lady.

You better get upstairs with the others.

Why doesn't your wife answer me.

I demand you let us go.

You can't hold us like
this, it's not right.

Go ahead Sharon, go ahead.

It's okay.

[Debbie] Are you okay?

Yeah I'm okay.

[Debbie] Good.

Come on Miss Johnson, come on.

[all talking over each other]

No girls, go on
please, go on without me.

Hurry.

Come with us please.

[Ms. Johnson] Go ahead
please Debbie, hurry.

Sheriff you still haven't
answered my question.

Why is your wife staring at me?

She isn't staring at you.

For the last time young lady

you better get upstairs with the others.

Don't touch me.

[intense music]

[loud thudding]

Watch her.

Don't let her out of your sight.

Oh, oh, oh, I can't.

Oh.

Hi teacher.

Oh hi, hi there Sheriff, oh.

Come here Debbie, over here.

They've got some kind of crazy Satan cult.

They plan to sacrifice one of us

as an unsoiled maiden he said.

An unsoiled maiden?

You've gotta be kidding man,
this isn't the middle ages.

What's an unsoiled maiden?

It's a virgin stupid.

They'll k*ll us.

They're all of them witches.

They'll sic those dogs on us.

We're gonna have to get to a phone.

Right now, I mean quick.

Let's split up, that way
one of us has got to make it.

What about all for one?

What about Miss Johnson and Patti?

Chris is right, our best chance is

to split up and get to a phone.

I'll call Stevie,
he'll come to our rescue.

Bull, wake up girl, this is serious.

Stevie's probably drunk
in somebody's back seat.

If we make to a phone,
we call our parents.

Agreed?

Sure I was just kidding.

My God, Miss Johnson, where is she?

[yelling]

[Ms. Johnson] Let go, stop please.

[yelling]

Let go of me, stop, please.

Stop it.

[Sheriff] Shut up.

[Ms. Johnson] Stop it.

What are you doing?

Stop it.

Ah let go of me.

Come on you guys let's split right now.

You go that way, you go that
way, and I'll go this way.

Come on.

Oh wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.

Everybody take an emergency dime.

Here.

For once my mother knew
what she was talking about.

[slapping]

[Ms. Johnson] Please would you stop it.

Where are they?

Tell me where are they?

I won't tell you a think you creep.

You can k*ll me first,

I won't tell you a thing about my girls.

[fast paced music]

Stop it, what are you doing?

It doesn't make any difference now.

They won't get far anyway.

I'm gonna teach you a real lesson teacher.

[fabric ripping]

[Ms. Johnson] What are you doing?

Please, what are you doing?

I'll tell your wife.

[Debbie] Hey, hey listen to me please.

Where are the others?

[Debbie] You've got to.

Where are they?

You're one of them aren't you?

From the road?

Found my home.

[Debbie] Can you help me please?

Look.

[Debbie] Be quiet, will
you please listen to me?

I'm not gonna tell nobody.

[Debbie] Listen to me.

Nothing.

You found my home.

How'd you do it?

How'd you do that.

[Debbie] Listen to me please.

Nobody's supposed to do that.

[Debbie] I'm in trouble, listen to me.

They all know I'm just a crazy old bum.

Can you help me please?

My father would pay if
you help me, he'd pay you.

Pay me?

How much, how much your father pay me?

[Debbie] A lot, just
help me get out of here.

Get away?

From who?

You're one of them.

You don't understand, the Sheriff.

Sheriff.

Yeah, he's a friend of mine.

Shh, don't tell anybody.

I know the secret.

Yeah I know the secret.

[Sharon] Oh god where's my dime?

I lost my dime.

Oh my god.

[Man] Excuse me.

I'm crazy, they think I am.

Alright here, let me show you something.

Look.

Look.

Yeah, they think I'm crazy.

They're witches.

They pray.

I know the secret.

Full moon, k*lling things.

I know the secret.

Hey, how much?

How much your Daddy pay me?

A lot, a lot, please just help me.

Don't let the Sheriff get me.

The Sheriff gave me this.

I'm crazy at least they think so.

But they're the crazy ones.

Everybody, all around, everywhere.

Don't ya see?

Look, behind you.

No.

Scaredy cat, scaredy cat,
scaredy cat, scaredy cat.

[laughing]

Scaredy cat.

[knocking on glass]

Stay away.

Stay away from me.

In the name of Lucifer
as his high priestess,

I command thee demon,
return to thy dark regions.

Get thee away from me.

Howdy ma'am.

You've gotta help me.

I'm lost, they're after me,

please sir let me use your phone.

Who are ya and where ya from?

We're from Benedict, we're
on our way to the game.

The car crashed, please
help me, Billy died,

the Sheriff's gonna k*ll us or something.

Are you, are you
runnin' from the Sheriff?

[intense music]

[yelling]

Oh Father.

Yes may I help you my child?

We're in trouble, you
just got to help us.

I lost my dime, and.

You came to the right place.

Now how may I help you?

The Sheriff he's trying to k*ll us.

He's the leader of some
kind of crazy devil cult.

Now, now I'm sure you're mistaken.

What sort of cult did you say?

Jesus Christ.

Close, but not exactly my dear.

Daddy answer the phone.

Answer the phone, hurry up and answer.

[gasping]

Oh my God.

[Dad] Hello.

[Chris] What are you doing?

Stop it.

What are you doing?

Get away from me, get away from me.

Let me out of here.

[squealing]

That's it honey.

Get in that holding pen honey,

just like all the rest
of my little horsey's.

Now giddy up, giddy up!

Now giddy up, giddy up, giddy up!

No, no, please don't hurt
me, please don't hurt me.

No.

Look I'll do anything you
want, just try me please.

I'll do anything you want,
but please don't hurt me.

[Farmer] No my dear not
what I want, what he wants.

I'm afraid of her.

And you should be too.

I tell you she has the power.

Don't be ridiculous.

I recognize her.

Something, somewhere.

I can't put my finger on it.

But one thing I'm certain
of, she has the power.

My god woman she has no power at all,

anyone can tell that.

Well look at her.

[dramatic music]

[girls chattering]

[Chris] Get your hands off.

Get your hands off of me.

[Sheriff] Diablo, Lucifer.

Get in there.

[Man] Go on, get in there.

I was thinking I should stay.

They may be in need of prayer.

Thank you Monk, but the
dogs will take care of 'em.

Tonight will be a night of glory

such as we have never known.

[dogs whining]

[dogs growling]

Sheriff, Sheriff.

Well what is it this time?

Well some of the towns people

feel that this human sacrifice tonight.

Yes?

Well that is that,
they feel that perhaps

the Prince of Darkness
might desire that the blood

of a maiden flow tonight.

That's right.

A maiden?

Look Monk I'm very busy.

A maiden, a maiden.

A maiden.

Yes that's very good, very good.

Much better than a dwarf.

I don't understand you.

Cowering before that school girl.

I'm not mistaken.

You have to k*ll her.

k*ll her now before it is too late.

She'll destroy us all.

Women.

Marry them, make them a high priestess,

give them all the
powers, and what happens?

They become stupid and jealous.

The Prince of Darkness
will make his choice

and they will all die.

[dramatic music]

[Emmy] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[dog barking]

Be careful Patti,
don't let him bite you.

Come on out it's okay.

Come on out it's okay I tell you.

You gotta be kidding
me, he wants me for lunch.

Just don't make any sudden moves.

I am making sudden moves.

Move really slow.

[Patti] Come on.

Go on Chris.

[dog growling and barking]

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[ominous music]

[Sheriff] It's time.

You ready?

Yes.

But you're mistaken,
she does have the power.

Come on woman.

Bring 'em out.

Bring them out.

Quickly, the maidens.

Good boys, good boys.

Kept our little goodies safe, huh.

They're gone, they disappeared.

What do you mean they're gone?

Lucifer and Diablo
would've torn them apart

if they tried to get away.

Oh holy mother, they vanished.

Will you stop that with your hands?

It's a terrible habit and
it's getting very irritating.

What do you mean they vanished?

Then it is a miracle.

The only miracle is
that I put up with you.

She's cast a spell on the dogs.

She has the power, that one.

Turn back, turn back all of
you before it's too late.

Be quiet woman or I'll lock you in here.

Where were you when they got away huh?

Bad dogs, bad dogs.

Yes bad dog, bad dog.

[Sheriff] Back, back off.

Lucifer, Diable, go, get
them, get them, k*ll, k*ll.

Get them!

[dogs barking]

Damn it woman shut up!

We want live bodies for
the Prince of Darkness

not shredded corpses.

Come on boys, come on.

Bloody dogs.

We'll go after them on foot.

They can't get far, they
don't know the terrain.

When we get to the woods fan out.

Yes and you remember that,
each and every one of you.

When you get to the woods, spread out.

I didn't say that,

I said when you get to the woods fan out.

If you're gonna copy me, copy me.

Let's go.

[Ms. Johnson] Hold it, hold it you guys.

[Debbie] What's the matter?

I can't, I can't go on.

Hold it, wait.

I can't go on another step, I'm sorry.

I'm having so much trouble.

I'm sorry I can't go on another step.

It's just another mile or
so, just over that ridge.

Well how do you know we
get to the main highway

they won't be waiting.

I know.

You sure know a hell
of a lot all of a sudden.

Yeah Patti you've been
dragging us over this mountain

like you were a gym teacher or something.

Fine, why don't we
all just sit here nice

and comfortable and wait for
the dogs to eat us alive.

Okay, okay John Wayne,
we've got the picture.

Come on Miss Johnson
let's hit the trail.

Up, up, up.

No you guys go on without
me, I've just been a drag.

No way teach.

Where we gonna find another one like you?

Come on, up and at 'em.

One for all.

And all for one.

Are we gonna stand here talking?

Those dogs look pretty hungry to me.

I think she's half mountain goat.

Okay, okay you guys I
won't hold you back again.

Come on.

[ominous music]

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[dramatic music]

Diablo, Lucifer, go get them all.

k*ll them all.

Go.

[Ms. Johnson] What's that?

[Chris] Someone's coming.

It only sounds like one or two people

maybe we can over power them.

[Ms. Johnson] It might be those dogs.

Quick you guys look for sticks.

[goat bleating]

[giggling]

Come on.

Lucifer, Diablo come back.

Dang it, get back.

That damn woman.

Yes I know what you mean.

You, what do you know about women?

I'm very well read, and I dream a lot.

You what?

I dream a lot.

[dogs barking]

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Answer my prayers oh Satan.

We who follow you demand her death.

Destroy her.

Lucifer, Diablo, k*ll, k*ll, k*ll.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[Debbie] Patti what is it?

What's wrong?

Answer my prayers oh Satan.

k*ll, k*ll, mutilate, k*ll.

Lucifer, Diablo, destroy her.

k*ll.

k*ll, k*ll, k*ll.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

We who follow you demand her death.

That woman will pay for this.

We better hurry, the dogs will
tear those girls to pieces.

My god, they mustn't soil the maidens.

k*ll, k*ll, mutilate, k*ll.

[gasping]

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Lucifer, Diablo, destroy her.

k*ll, k*ll.

We who follow you demand her death.

k*ll, k*ll.

Answer my prayers oh Satan.

k*ll.

[Ms. Johnson] What's wrong.

Just over this hill,
you've got to help me.

Over this hill.

[Chris] What's wrong Patti,
what's she talking about?

Help me, over this hill.

[Chris] Come on you
guys let's not stand here,

let's help her.

[Emmy] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Don't stop here.

We've gotta go on.

It won't help to go on.

Patti don't say that.

This is an evil place,
come on, we can make it.

Perhaps, but we can't outrun it.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Satan, answer me.

k*ll.

Satan hear me, destroy them.

Destroy them all.

k*ll.

Satan k*ll.

Satan k*ll.

Satan k*ll.

k*ll.

What's going on?

Come on get down girls, you too Patti.

Please get down Patti.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[Emmy] k*ll, k*ll.

[Patti] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[Emmy] k*ll, k*ll, Satan, k*ll.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[Emmy] Satan k*ll.

[Patti] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

[intense music]

They're at the altar.

[Patti] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Oh my god that scared the hell out of.

Well something scared
the hell out of them.

Well it's only our altar over there.

What could have frightened them?

Come on.

[Patti] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Satan why has thou forsaken me?

[Patti] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

My god, those dogs.

You are one brave girl.

Come on let's get out of here please.

At least it's over now.

Not quite.

Prepare them for the
sacrifice at midnight.

[Chris] Let go of me.

[yelping]

[ominous music]

[Monks] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

[Sheriff] Hear me Prince of Night.

I have followed your command.

I have brought you four maidens.

[Monks] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

[Sheriff] The unsoiled
one to be your bride.

[Monks] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

[Sheriff] In the ancient ritual.

[growling]

Guide us then to determine
which is the one.

[Monks] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[Sheriff] Bring the first.

Let go of me.

Let go of me you goon.

Is she the unsoiled maiden?

Is she the one chosen to be your bride?

Are you kidding me?

I'm no maiden.

I've been a cheerleader for three years.

The truth.

Are you pure?

Listen man I'm as pure as the next guy,

but if all this mumbo
jumbo means have I ever

mated with anybody, you've
got the wrong maiden.

The next one.

Hey I just figured all this jive out.

This whole thing is one big put on.

You just tried to scare us

just to get what you wanted right?

Be quiet.

You're in his presence.

Hey man, I can dig it, that's cool.

If your boss man wants
me I'm no one to argue.

Take her away.

[Debbie] Guess he couldn't
handle the real thing.

Bring the big one.

What do you mean big one?

I have big ones, bigger than most.

Is that it?

Is she the one.

[growling]

Is she the princess chosen
by the Prince of Darkness

to be his bride.

Listen man, I ain't no princess.

You're the one.

Place her on the altar.

You're crazy man, I ain't
been no maiden since I was 13.

It can't be you.

No, no it was not Billy
who made love to me.

You were the one who
has defiled this ritual.

You have broken your covenant with Satan.

You have disobeyed.

I have been commanded.

There was but one
unsoiled maiden among us.

For 26 years she remained pure.

She awaited her perfect lover.

She awaited her moment of glory.

She was predestined to be the
bride of the ultimate ecstasy

and you destroyed her this very afternoon.

There stands the only one
among us who remained pure.

The intended bride and you corrupted her.

You cast your vile seed into her body.

Against her will, against
her destiny you took her.

You toad, you worm,

you crawling miserable man, you viper.

He has betrayed you.

He has betrayed our master.

Seize him.

Seize him.

Wait, wait.

I am no high priest, look.

And that sound, that sound
does not come from Satan,

it comes from this, a machine.

And you, you have no power.

[grunting]

It's only a game Sheriff Bubb.

You devil from hell.

Your Earthly powers mean nothing.

Prepare now for your damnation in hell.

[intense music]

[grunting]

[Monks] Audi preces
maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

Audi preces maes satana, blessed be.

[Cheerleaders] One, two, three, four.

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar

all for Huskies, stand up and holler.

More and more and more and more.

We've got the team who's going to score.

[cheering]

[Announcer] Looks like we
have a man injured on the play.

It's number 35, Steven Wagner.

Stevie.

Oh nuts.

Oh no.

Oh my god.

Oh I hope he's alright.

How bad is it?

Jesus 20 to nothing and
we gotta have this happen.

Come on, pick it up, you can do it,

good as new for the second half.

No way Coach.

I've had it, forget it man.

You don't get it, we need this game boy.

What about the Husky spirit?

You can take the Husky
spirit and shove it up your.

Come on now.

You can go on, you will go on,

you will go out there and
you will win this game.

Go.

[screaming]

[Announcer] Number 35, Steve
Wagner, reentering the game.

Well I'll be damned.

Most likely.

[Announcer] Touchdown,
touchdown, touchdown, touchdown,

touchdown, touchdown, touchdown.

Well I have a feeling we're not

gonna lose any games this year.

[Cheerleaders] One, two, three, four.

We're the fastest, we're the
toughest, we're the hardest,

we're the roughest, Huskies
team is on the rise,

with a bit of the devil in our eyes.

[ominous music]

[upbeat disco music]

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back

♫ Don't you hear us calling
when you do your thing

♫ We'll be there to cheer
you on standing in the wings

♫ We come together now
through thick and thin

♫ Every time it gets you
down we'll get up again

♫ One for all and all for one

♫ Don't you know it's one
for all and all for one

♫ Lookin' around to get
in on your summer love

♫ Wait until the teacher
turns her back on us

♫ We gotta feelin' that you can't deny

♫ We're the number one
team of love, you and I

♫ One for all and all for one

♫ Don't you know it's one
for all and all for one

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back

♫ Push em back, push em back, way back ♫