01x04 - Crystal Caper

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[Theme music]

♪ Welcome to LazyTown,
a place where you'll wanna stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too

♪ They're gonna have a blast together

♪ Go, go, go get a LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down,
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

[Meows]

There's trouble in LazyTown.

[Meows]

[Meows]

[Sighs]
[Meow]

[Grunts]

[Meows]

You must be more careful next time.

[Meows]

You're welcome.

Guys, guys, you have to hear this.

Sportacus saved a cat
and he did a triple flip.

Ooh, wow!
And he jumped as high as the moon.

Ziggy, he's here.

Sportacus!
[All laugh]

Hi, Ziggy.
I was pretending to be you.

And you really good. Like...

[Crash!]
Oh, Ziggy!

Ok. Thank you.

Sportacus, is it true

when someone's in trouble,
you can see them in your crystal?

Mm-hm.
Can we see it?

ALL: Please?!

OK.

But be careful... [All gasp]
..it's powerful.

Wow!

Wow!

Ooh.
Can I keep it? I really want it.

You want it, but I need it.
Yeah, he needs it.

[Gasps] Well, I'm going to go home

and look at all my stuff
that belongs just to me

and I'm gonna drive my car,
which also belongs just to me.

Goodbye. [Scoffs]

Stingy, don't be mad. Oh.

Oh, let him go -
he's being a big baby.

Who cares about some
dumb, old crystal...?

I do.
[Bleep, bleep!]

The crystal!
Huh?!

Someone needs help.
Yeah.

I want it.

Oh, no!
He's gonna fall in the hole.

They need to fix this street.

Sportacus.
Phew.

You saved me. Thank you.

You're welcome, Stingy.

ALL: Wow!
Did you see that?

That was awesome.

Yeah, you were all like...

[Laughter]
That was super-brave.

You have a hero inside you too,
Ziggy.

Huh? Well, my hero must
not be ready to come out yet.

Somewhere here.
[All laugh]

Hey, Sportacus?
Yeah, Stingy.

Thanks again, for saving me.

Ok. No problem. Be careful next time.
Yeah.

Sportacus, that was really great.
Will you show us how you did that?

Uh, Sportacus won't need this
for a few minutes.

Or a few hours. Mm.

'Dear Mr Rotten,

you have an overdue book
from the library,

and we would like it back.

As of today, your fine
amounts to 4,600.03.

Please pay this... blah, blah, blah.'

[LAUGHS] Those library people
can be so pushy.

[LAUGHS]

Ah-ha!

'Rotten Behaviour For Dummies.'

My crystal! It's gone.

[Snores] I'd like to write
to the President and say,

'Dear President of the country,

it would be an honour
if you'd visit LazyTown...'

Actually, it would sound better as,

'Dear President of the country...'
Ah, yes.

'...we in LazyTown...'
Mmmm.

'.. welcome you with...'
[Door slams]

Something terrible has happened.
[Gasps]

Is Stephanie alright?
Oh, yes, she's fine.

Oh, thank goodness. She's quite
special, you know. A lovely girl...

Mayor, do you notice anything
different about me?

Oh, your muscles are bigger?
No.

You've grown a moustache?
No, you've always had a moustache.

Oh, dear, your crystal is missing!

Yes!
Oh, my stars!

What do we do? Ooh, I know,
we'll offer a reward.

Yes, whoever finds the crystal
will get one wish.

Miss Busybody, spread the word.

Yes, Mr Mayor, right away.

[Phone rings]

Yes, hello? Hello? [LAUGHS]

Yes? Hm-hm. [Gasps] What? Really?

Yeah, I'll help - sure.

Hello, Sportacus
has lost his crystal.

[Gasps] Bessie, that's terrible.

Hold on a minute.
Um... [Clears throat]

[Phone rings]

Pixel here, go! [Gasps]
The crystal's missing - no way!

Of course I can make some posters.

Mm-hm. One wish. Mm-hm.
Good, and printing.

[Snores]
[Phone rings]

Wha...? Nobody ever calls me.

Hello, hello, hello?
Hello.

Sportacus lost his crystal.

What?!
[Gasps]

Um, sorry, wrong number.

Whoops!

[LAUGHS]

Without the crystal, Sportacus won't
know when people are in trouble,

and he won't be a superhero any more.

[LAUGHS]

No.

Sportacus has lost his crystal.
Must go, bye.

Sportacus lost his crystal.
Hold on a minute.

Yes? Oh, hello! Sportacus
has lost his crystal. I know.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Sportacus, did you find it?

Not yet.
Oh.

If I were a crystal,
where would I hide?

Oh, perhaps it's over here.

[Grunts]

[Laughs]

[Grunting]
OK, OK, steady.

[Grunts]

Still! Will you just hold still?!
Ah, ah, ah!

[Both scream]
[Thud!]

I'm OK. I'm OK.
Ha-ha!

Where could it be? I have no idea!

Have you found the crystal?
No, have you? Have you?

He can't find it! [Laughs]

[Whistles]

Perfect.

Ah-ha!

Wait a minute!

Yes, yes! [Laughs]

Reward - one wish. Oh, how delish.

I'll make Sportacus
leave LazyTown forever. [Laughs]

My precious crystal.

[Gasps] Oh, no!
I'll give it back...tomorrow.

Oh. Or maybe the day after tomorrow.

[Shudders] But what if
someobody notices it's gone?

I'm sure no-one will notice...
..at all.

[Gasps] Yes, that's it.

I'll hang onto it for a month.

[Grunts]

[Laughs]

Oh, a lot of shiny things
to make a shiny crystal. [Laughs]

Aha!

Aha!

[Laughs]
[Whack!]

[Clang!]

[Whack!]

[Machine buzzes]

[Laughs]

[Coughs]

Oh, I'm a genius.

Well, that's obvious, isn't it?
[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Grunts and moans]

[Puffs]

Why should I give you back?

I like you more than anyone else.
What?

What's that?
You want to be my hood ornament?

Yes!

Yeah!

[Thud!]

[Grunts]

Any luck yet?

Nope. It looks like
we'll need a miracle.

Robbie?
Ta-da!

My crystal.
[LAUGHS]

Wow!

You're amazing!
[LAUGHS]

Well, that's true,
but what about my wish?

Robbie, you're not
usually this nice.

Go away, kid.
[Gasps]

The Mayor said something
about a wish.

You did a good thing, Robbie.
Ow!

Thank you very much.

Well, guess if Robbie Rotten
can change, anything can happen.

That's true.
[Laughs]

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Anything can happen

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Anything at all

♪ Hey

♪ Even if you don't
think there's a way

♪ I'm here to say

♪ Black can turn to white,
and night to day

♪ Oh, yes, things can change

♪ No matter how weird
or wild, or strange

♪ So, we go, na-na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Anyhting can happen

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Anything at all

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Anyhting can happen

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

♪ Anything at all. ♪

My wish, please!

Let's go find the Mayor,
and have a big celebration. Yeah!

But I...
With cake and balloons...

Stephanie.
..and streamers and...

[Growls]

It's time for the party. [Giggles]

[Grunts]

Tada!

Wonderful! Wonderful!

I go to all the trouble
of making a fake crystal,

and they make me wait hours
for my reward.

[Shrieks] Who turned out the lights?

[Grunts]

Oh. [SCREAMS]

The real crystal. Mm.

Hello there, Stinky.

It's Stingy.
Whatever.

Say, that's a handsome hood ornament
you got there.

[SIGHS] Can I borrow it?

Um, no thanks.

Well, I have something
that you don't have.

[Gasps] What? Tell me. Tell me.

Well, it's expensive.
Yeah.

And hard to get.

I want it! Maybe we could,
um, make a trade?

Well, I don't know.

Meet me at the treehouse,
and we can talk business.

OK, but just this once.

[Car horn]
[Laughs]

The crystal will be mine,

and then Sportacus won't be able
to help anyone. [Laughs]

Sometimes I'm so mean
that I scare myself.

[Laughs]

[Screams]

Wild beast on the loose.

[Meows]
[Laughs]

Tickle, tickle.
[Meows]

Hey, Sportacus.
Hi.

I'm really glad
you got the crystal back.

That was lucky, wasn't it?

What's wrong?
Nothing.

I just had a feeling.
I'm sure it's nothing.

Let's go celebrate. Yeah? Come on.

Oh. Oh.

[Grunts]

[Laughs]

Aha!

[Grunts]

[Shudders]

[Knocking on door]

Woo! [Laughs]

Well, here you go, Strinky.

It's Stingy.
Whatever.

[SIGHS] A mountain of comic books,
all for you.

Oh.
Now, hand over the crystal.

Uh, I don't know.

Well, a mountain of comic books
and...

..coins

from all over the world.
Oh.

Including Iceland,
so what do you say?

Uh, I'd like to, but, um,

I just don't...
Final offer.

Comic books, coins and a coffee cup
with a map of Texas on it.

[Gasps]

[Squeals] I, uh...

I can't do it.
The crystal doesn't belong to me.

You are in so much trouble.

Huh?
You took the crystal,

and I'm telling.

[Gasps] No, don't do that!

So, you're gonna trade?

Uh, I, uh...

..I can't!

OK. Bye-bye then.
[Gasps] Robbie?

[Laughs] I'll come back later,
and we can talk about it again.

Oh, kids, they're so greedy today.

Wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, not the comic books.
Bye-bye.

No, not the money! Oh!
[Laughs]

Bye-bye.

I'm in so much trouble.

Oh, Piggy.
Piggy, you have to help me.

[Grunts]

Robbie, wait!

[Puffs]

[Grunts]

[Crash!]
[Laughs]

[Bleep, bleep]
Oh, the crystal.

Somebody's in trouble.

[Gasps] It's me! Oh, help me!
Somebody, help me!

Help! Help!

Yes, everyone, gather round.
Gather round, everyone.

Ah, there you are. And now,
our guest of honour, Robbie Rotten.

No, I didn't do it.

No, no, no. Come here.
On the stage, yes.

Now, because you returned
the crystal to Sportacus,

you are hereby granted one wish.

[Laughs] I wish that...
IN DISTANCE: Help!

I hear something.
[Gasps]

Well, it's me talking. Go away.

No, it sounds like
Stingy's calling for help.

My crystal isn't working.
I knew there was something wrong.

Oh, wow.

Well, I...no...no, I didn't.

Help! Somebody help me!

Help, I'm stuck up here! Help!

Look, Sportacus.
Please help me, I'm stuck up here.

Help! Oh, Spartacus.
Yes, the ladder. Oh, you're here.

Step back!

Oh, Sportacus.
Come with me.

OK?
Yeah.

We have to jump.
Whoa!

Whoa, ooh. Thanks, Sportacus.
You're welcome.

Sportacus, I made a mistake.

Stingy, the things you do affect
everybody, not just you.

Do you understand?

I found something
that didn't belong to me,

and instead of giving it back,

I kept it.
ALL: Oh.

I'm sorry.

You made a mistake
but you admitted it.

And you said you were sorry,
and that affects everybody.

ALL: Yeah.

And since you returned
the real crystal,

you get to make a wish.
ALL: Wow!

Is it OK, Sportacus?
Of course.

I wish that I'll never take anything
that doesn't belong to me.

ALL: Yeah.
Good wish.

Let's celebrate.
ALL: Yeah!

♪ Bing, bang, digga-bigga-dung

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing

♪ Bing, bang, bigga-digga-dung

♪ Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So, we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Turn around
and clap your hands together

Yeah! 2-3!
♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about. ♪

ALL: Yay!

Yeah.

[Grunts]

Well, I think I need a bigger pillow.

There's something missing.

I can't...

Huh! Texas. [Laughs]