01x02 - Defeeted

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ROOSTER CROWS

Time to get up.

♪ Theme music

♪ Welcome to LazyTown,
a place where you want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too,

♪ They're gonna have a blast together

♪ Go, go, go, get up, LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

[Door opening]

Stephanie!
Why aren't you outside, playing?

Well, Stingy's got this new
soccer ball, but he won't share it.

Miiine.

And Pixel wants to play soccer,
but only on his computer.

Whoa! Where'd he come from? OK.
Get in, get in!

And Ziggy's taking a nap
after breakfast,

so he can be hungry for lunch.

[Snores, makes sleepy noises]

[Gasps] No-one is outside playing?
Oh! That's terrible.

[Gasps] But I know someone who can
help. Uh, wait right here. Oh! Yes.

[Sighs]

Oh! Oh, my. Oh.

I can always count on Sportacus!

'I need your help. The Mayor.'

This must be important.
I'm on my way!

Mr Mayor? What's the trouble?
Oh, oh, well...

Flood? No.
Fire? No.

Earthquake? No.
Thunderstorm?

Actually, it's that nobody
wants to go outside and play.

What?! That IS terrible.

You're right.
No-one is playing outside.

Do you remember when last year
you showed everyone

how to play baseball, and they all
wanted to hit home runs, hmm?

Oh, maybe this year you could get
the kids excited about playing...

Uh, uh, uh... Soccer!

Yeah?
Oh, oh, Stephanie loves soccer.

Well, I do know one cool move.

[Gasps] Wonderful! Oh, I knew
I could count on you, Sportacus.

Hmm.
Follow me.

Oh, uh, uh, this way, Sportacus.
Uh, yes.

Uh, I hereby declare Sportacular
Spectacle Day to be, uh...

Well, uh, uh... today!

[Strains] Oh!

[Trumpets]

Tada!

I'd better go and...
practise my move.

I don't want to disappoint
Stephanie... Or anyone else.

If it wasn't for that
dreadful person -

warm-hearted, generous,
healthy quack -

everyone would still be lazy
in LazyTown!

[Growls]

Huh?

S-P-O-R... Spor?! It's Spor!
No, it's Spor-tacul...

Cul... Lacur... Sportacul.
Sporcural. Sportac.

Sportacular Spectacle?
Oh! It's that day.

[Growls] This my favourite day
before Sportakook came to town.

Back then, this stands for
pie-eating contest

and diving into tacos and syrup...
..those were the days.

Oh, never mind that. Soon the
town hero will be the town zero.

[Evil laugh] Thanks to my newest,
most brilliant invention ever.

The Sweet Feet Tracer Maker 6,000.

Ah! Oh, you are so beautiful!
[Kisses]

My precious inventie-wentie.
[Laughs]

Hippity-hop, hippity-hop.
Sportacus is going to flop.

[Crash]

And now for my favourite part -
it's disguise time! [Evil laugh]

Ah. Too loony.

Too moony.

Too... puny.

Too good to be true! [Laughs]
Perfect.

Is it time yet?

Is it time yet? Oh, oh.
What time is it?

It's ten seconds later
than the last time you asked.

Sorry. I just can't wait to see
Sportacus's big new stunt.

Oh... Is it time yet?

No!

[Sighs]

So, every year, Sportacus
does a special sports stunt?

Exactly.
On the Sportacular Spectacle day.

Yeah. Like last year,
he did this awesome stunt.

It was all like... Kwah, kwah, kwah.
Oh...

Only he did not land on his face.
[Trumpets]

Huh? Oh, it's the Mayor.
Switching to TV.

..Spectacle Day is about to begin.

Sportacus will do
an amazing soccer trick.

Ah! Does that mean...?
BOTH: It's time!

Cool! Ah, wow, wow.

[Crash]
Oh... I'm OK.

One more time.

[Gasps]

I'm ready.

Hello, sir. My name is Rob U Blind,
a travelling salesman. [Laughs]

Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry.
Oh, no, no. Whoa.

Ah, have you ever
thought to yourself,

'Boy, my shoes are sure covered
by slimy, smelly goo?'

Have you, eh?

No.
[Evil laugh]

Now, have
you ever thought to yourself,

'Boy, my shoes sure are covered
with slimy, smelly goo?'

I'm trying to get someplace.

Well, let me clean your shoes first.

With my Shoe Cleaner 6,000. Whoa!
[Laughs]

Shoes, please.
[Sighs]

Mm-hmm. Ugh.

Uh-huh.

[Sighs]

[Evil laugh]
Out with the real shoes.

[Evil laugh] And in with the
trick shoes. [Kisses, evil laugh]

There you go, sir.

Thank you.

And good luck.

[Evil laugh]
You'll need it.

Ugh... Ew. [Makes vomiting sound]

Goodbye, shoes.

Goodbye, Sportacus. [Evil chuckle]

Sportacus!
Hi, Stephanie.

I'm so excited.

Everyone's talking about the
big stunt you're going to perform.

This is so exciting.
Oh, I know.

He's ready?
Are you nervous?

Um... Just a little bit.

You know, sometimes,
when you want to try something,

and you want to do it really well,

you get those little butterflies
in your stomach.

I know you're gonna do great.

Thanks, Stephanie.
I won't let you down.

Come on.

Welcome, everyone,
to Sportacular Spectacle Day.

And please welcome
our wonderful town hero - Sportacus!

[All cheer]
Go, Sportacus!

What amazing stunt are you going
to do with a soccer ball, Sportacus?

A quick flip and a kick.
Oh, awesome!

[All cheer]

Uh, yes, uh, Pixel?
Mmm?

Uh, drums, please.
Right.

[Beep]
♪ Dance music

ALL: Oh, oh. All right, Pixel!
Let's be cool. Yeah.

Perhaps, uh... No, no, no, no, no.
Not those kinds of drums. Oh?

A drum roll, please.

Right!
ALL: Oh. Yeah. Much better.

[Drum roll]

Oh, oh. I can't wait to see his act.

Oh! There he is. OK.

[Beeping]

Oh. What's wrong? Hmm?

That's some fancy footwork.

Oh.

[Laughs]

[All murmur]

Oh, dear.
Sportacus fell!

Uh-oh...
♪ Frantic music

Oh, no! Let's get Sportacus down.
He's out of control.

[Laughs]

Whoa!

[All murmur]

Oh, oh.

Oh, my.

Sorry, Mayor.
My feet are going cuckoo!

ALL: Huh? This is terrible.
Oh, can't take it anymore. Oh!

Whoa!

Sportacus!

Oh, no!

Whoa!

Whoa!
Oh, my!

Sportacus! Try to balance yourself.
Yeah. He's OK!

He'll be...?
He's OK.

No! Whoa!

Not again.

[High-pitched beeping]

Say, what's wrong?

Was that part of his stunt?

[Laughs]

No way! There's something
really wrong here! Mm-hmm.

Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's go help him!

ALL: Yeah. Let's do that.
Come on, guys. OK, help.

Off you go. [Laughs]

[Laughs]

With Sportacus out of the way,
I think the town needs a new hero.

[Laughs]

[Woman hums]

[Fly buzzes]

Maybe it was all part of the stunt.
Oh, yes!

[CHUCKLES] Maybe.

[Sighs]

Stay! Stay!
[Beeping]

Sportacus, what's wrong?
Sportacus!

It seems like I just can't control
my feet.

Ooh!
There's always a way, Sportacus.

Yes!
I know! Try this!

Whoooa!
[Beep! Beep!]

[Dance music plays]

♪ If things don't work out
like you want this time

♪ Around

♪ You can try to turn the problem
upside down

♪ There's no use in crying

♪ You gotta keep trying

♪ Because in the end,
you will discover there is

♪ Always a way

♪ You gotta know you can make it

♪ There is always a way

♪ You gotta believe in yourself

♪ Soon, you'll be shining

♪ 'Cause you never stop trying

♪ You need to believe
there is always a way. ♪

[Dance music continues]

[All chatter]
Whoa!

[Strains] This is too hard.

I can't hold on forever!

There must be something else
I can do.

Ooh!
Aaaaah!

I got it!

Why don't you use your hands?

That's it!

♪ Always a way

♪ You gotta know you can make it

♪ There is always a way

♪ You gotta believe
You gotta believe

♪ There's always a way

♪ Always a way

♪ You gotta know you can make it

♪ There is always a way

♪ You gotta believe in yourself

♪ Soon, you'll be shining

♪ 'Cause you never stop trying

♪ Really believe
there is always a way. ♪

Let's go tell the Mayor!
Right behind you.

[Birds tweet]

[Hums]

[Feet screech and trumpeting]

Mr Mayor, say hello
to your new town hero -

Lazycus!

Robbie Rotten?
But, but, but, you're not...a hero!

Yes, I am.
I have a letter on my chest,

a hat and a tablecloth.

Er, a cape!

Well, OK, fine,
I couldn't find a cape.

It's a tablecloth,
but it's close enough!

What do you say?

Oh, I don't know.
Sportacus may still come back.

Sportacus? Ah, you mean,
the poor c*ck-footed man

who walks like this...
[Trumpeting]

He's not a hero anymore!

He messed up his big stunt.
Remember?

Well, I'm sorry, Lunicus, I just...

It's Lazycus!

So, what do I have to do
to be a superhero?

Well, you could perform a stunt
for Sportacular Spectacle Day.

Sportacus always does.

[Imitates] Sportacus always does.

Well, no problem!

Stand back.

Yes.

[Drum roll]

[Groans]

Oh!

Whoa!

[Groans] Tada!

Thank you, thank you,
thank you very much.

[Laughs]

[Chuckles]

Er...that's all it is?

Doing a split?

Well, I didn't quite get it.

But you must admit
that the style was great.

Besides, with Sportacus gone,

I'm your only choice!

I hereby declare myself...
Wait!

Sportacus can walk on his hands!

Huh?
BOY: He's doing it!

Grrrr!

[All chatter]
BOY: He's so great!

[Laughs]
MAYOR: Amazing!

Huh?
BOY: He's the best.

Oh?

Shh. Ahh.

Wonderful!
BOY: Yay!

Now, go join the circus.
We're busy here!

But walking on his hands
is incredible! KIDS: Yeah!

That is Sportacus's Sportacular
Spectacle Day stunt.

Uh?
[Laughs]

It does seem rather sportacular.

Yeah!
[Laughs]

Sportacus, why don't you show us
your amazing stunt?

Yeah, go for it!
OK.

And...
[Crash!]

[Beep! Beep!]

I smell a rotten rat.

[Laughs]
[Sportacus groans]

Whoa-h*!

[Laughs]

Huh! A Feet Crazy Maker 6000!
Cool!

But rotten trick.

[Device beeps]

Huh.

Now, step aside
and let the real hero take over.

Off.
[Device beeps]

ALL: Oh!

What's going on?

He's on his feet!
I can stand still!

But where are my shoes?

Here they are! Here they are!

Put them on, put them on!
Wait!

Sportacus, do not put them on.

Robbie, why don't you put
those shoes on?

Me? Well, no, thanks.

Ah, come on, Robbie.
Unless you're afraid.

Afraid? Me?

[Laughs]

BOY: He's putting them on.
[Boing!]

Oh! There's nothing wrong
with these shoes.

[Laughs]

[Gasps]

Goodbye, Robbie.

[Beep! Beep!]

[Groans]

[All laugh]

Aha!

[Laughs]

[Groans]
[Shoes beep]

Robbie, be careful.

[Groans]
[Bang!]

[Laughs]
Aaaaah!

[All laugh]

[Groans]

[Clatter]

[Exhales]

Aaaaah!

BOY: Those must be
Sportacus's real shoes.

[Gasps]

Hey! My shoes!

Just like new.
Yeah.

[Laughs]
[All chatter]

Wow! Thank you.

To you!

Thank you.

Ready?

Wow!
Aaaah!

Did you see how far that went?
[All cheer]

MAYOR: Wonderful!

[Groans]
[Beep! Beep!]

Now, that was a sportaculous stunt!
[Laughs]

Thank you, Stephanie.

ALL: Yeah!

Sportacular indeed!

♪ Bing bang digga-rigga-dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing

♪ Dancing, dancing

♪ Bing bang digga-rigga-dong

♪ Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up
It's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up
Do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun is what it's all about

♪ Oh, one, two, me and you

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Together, together

♪ Three, four, on the floor

♪ Having fun is
what it's all about. ♪

[Dance music continues]