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01x11 - Gold and Retrievers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Road Rovers". Aired: September 7, 1996 – February 22, 1997.*
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One year prior, in Socorro, New Mexico, Professor Shepherd was forced to relinquish his experimental transdogmafier technology to General Parvo in exchange for having his kidnapped dog Scout returned to him, but Parvo refused to do so and destroyed his laboratory.

01x11 - Gold and Retrievers

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Bark and scratch and Frisbee catch and

presidential pets. That's us. Changing to

the canines who drive suit up cars and

jets. Coming through. Soak a sniff and

toilet sip and soaring through the sky. I

like it. Mick and drooling quick with

you. And who says dogs can fly?Not me.

Speed and crash and k*ll and scratch and

vehicles explode. Jason racing

down the road.

Hunter is a hero hound Leader of the pack

Cool! Collie comes from London town

Watching the attack Exile's from

Siberia With super frozen sight That's

me! With shoes on posterium His bots

worse than his bite I'm Fervish! Shag is

strong from head to toe A cow through and

through Muzzle stack is gonna blow Be

sure to screw or two They fight for right

both day and night In every episode Let's

roll! Now it's time to

I can see the light at the end of the

tunnel. I'm out. Now I can see

for miles. I can see everything. The

sky, the mountains, the trees.

And I see you also, brave and strong.

You lead me along the trail, to the Great

Pyramid of Hope. The pyramid can grant

you one wish, butOnly if your heart is

true.

It's the same vision every morning, Oso.

And you're always in it, leading the way.

I wonder what it means.

Well, come on. We better get home. Mom's

waiting for us. You know, if I ever found

that pyramid, I know what I'd wish for.

I'd wish you'd live forever, Oso. I don't

know what I'd ever do without you.

What is it?

Oso, let's go

Oso.

The panic on Wall Street continued today

as the Dow Jones Industrials plummeted

more than 500 points in a frenzied

selling session. The reason for the crash?

A massive influx of gold into the

international marketplace, sending world

economies into a tailspin. The dollar

dropped to a record low today, as did the

German mark, the Russian ruble, the

Japanese yen, the Swiss franc and the

British pound. I can assure you we're

looking into the matter as we speak.

There's a spot of concern here, what with

all the rioting and such. Tell your

people not to panic. Not panic?Ah,

this is disaster. Our entire country is

being bought with this gold. We have to

come up with a solution. Hey, and

lickety-split.

Hunter, the time has come.

Lane for need.

Blitz, prepare for battle.

Exile. Report to headquarters.

Shag wake up. Shag wake up.

Shag we have work to

do. No, it can't wait till

morning. Now.

Woo-hoo! I love this machine.

Hello, Auntie. I

really love this machine.

I feel pretty. I feel

queasy. It's

lunch time! I'm with you, Shag

It's lunch time!

Lunch will have to wait, rovers.

Ohh Right now, you have a mission.

Unless the fall of gold is stopped, a

global economic collapse is imminent.

Where's all the bullion coming from,

master?South America, Hunter, from a

location deep in the Brazilian

rainforest. Follow the trail of gold,

rovers. Find out who's controlling it.

then save the world. Right. Do you

want that done before or after lunch?Do

it now. One world saved, coming

up. Let's hit the road, Rovers! Uh,

Master?Yes?Just so I'm

clear, we can count on being fed when we

get back, right?Just go. We're

gone.

The Brazilian rainforest, boys and girls.

Trees as far as the eye can see.

Oh, I'm never running in the world.

I agree, Shaq. So many trees and

soul that die. We're right over the

coordinates the master gave us. Prepare

for landing. But, Hunter, there's no

runway. Icky-picky.

Ohh Have you considered additional

drivers, Ed?We don't need additional

drivers, and my name's not Ed.

Now there's your comedy.

The Amazon crew, the world's longest and

widest river. We're on track. I'm picking

up trace amounts of gold dust. I smell

something else, too. Something strong.

It's

not me. I start in nothing. No, it's

some kind of animal. One I've never

smelled before. There are thousands of

animals living here you've never sniffed.

This is rainforest. Right. There are

species here that haven't even been

discovered yet. Like him?

Right.

And of course, there are endangered

species here that face total extinction.

Like us. Exactly.

Something is very strange here. You mean

the mutant piranhas?Actually, I was

talking about Shag

There's your bucket of bells.

Oh, the things you can learn from Gregory

Irons.

Once the tortoise is all better, I'll

come back to bite it. It does be weird

the way.

Fire one! Fire two! Fire three!

Hey, nice catch!

Sushi, anyone?

What's that noise?Shag answer your

phone! HuhYour phone! Wrong!

oh

Who is he talking to?Don't know. No,

really, we're on a mission in the middle

of the Amazon. Who on earth is he talking

to?I honestly don't know.

Now is the time for the blasting of the

pucuses. It is?My watch

must be slow.

Oops, I did a naughty.

Okay, Blitz, hand over the blaster. No,

it's mine!Sorry, but if you can't use it

correctly, then you can't use it at all.

Now hand it over. No, stop hounding me.

Then quit dogging it. Get off my tail.

Gents. Gents, calm down.

He started it. Now, blister.

Blitz. Whatever. The point Anna's trying

to make is... Watch who you're

blasting!

You have a way with words. Well, it's a

gift I was born with. If she weren't so

cute, I'd bite her.

Let's roll, Rovers. We have a mission to

finish.

Well, that ought to wrap it up.

I would not have predicted this.

To save our families and our forest, the

monsters must be destroyed. But I'm not a

monster. Are you a six-foot-tall dog man

who talks?Yes. close enough.

Destroy him with the others! Ohh Destroy

them! Destroy them! Destroy them! Destroy

them! Stop! These dogs are not the

monsters. They do not smell or sound

like the enemy. Listen to my son!

Yeah, listen to him. Listen to him!

Little buddy, I believe I speak for all

the Road Rovers when I say, Woo! You

saved our toast, man! You're a dude!

Potato! All right, bro.

Luca is sightless, but he has seen

many things, many visions, like

w*r. I've seen the Great Pyramid of Hope,

where one's wish can come true. Oh,

brother. I've seen all of you in

my visions as well. I'm so sure.

You're the weird boy. Hey!

Luca, you have 20/20 vision.

Now, if only you could save Oso.

Oso?My dog. He's been my eyes

for 14 years. The monsters took him.

They took your dog?

Now it's personal. Let's ride the river,

Rovers.

Those mutants swam this way. And the gold

lavalier is off the meter.

I think we just hit the jackpot.

Save it for the concert tour, Shag

We found the gold pipeline

and look who's behind it. Jen

Par Industries. Or more specifically,

General Parvo. Oh, I

love the rainforest. We come here

to look for new biological weapons, and

instead we stumble upon the biggest gold

strike of the century. I'm the luckiest

man on earth. And the

richest. And soon

to be the most powerful. General, we need

to talk. Is everything all right,

Sidney?You're destroying my discoveries,

melting down priceless relics for their

gold. It's unconscionable. It's business,

Sydney. We'll discuss it later. Let's

move on to the issue at hand. Are we

ready for tonight?Yes. The

moon will align with the Pleiades at

midnight. You're positive.

That's what they wrote 2000 years ago.

The Pyramid of Hope will awaken and speak

and give to the wisher the wish.

Tonight's the night. Goody

digit. How go the acquisitions?

We have firm commitments to buy major

sections of Russia, Morocco,

Switzerland and the entire state of

Montana. Uh,

my people. But we bought all these

on margin, General, and payment is due.

So we need to ship the gold now, tonight,

all of it, including the pyramid.

What?Are you crazy?General, you can't

tear down the pyramid. It's the eighth

winner of the world. We need to move

quickly, General, or we'll lose our

investments. Hmm

The pyramid will be yours to melt, did it?

No! After tonight's ceremony.

What's that noise?Shag

answer your phone. Hello?Your

phone. Hello?

Who keeps calling him?I

don't know.

Road roving. Oh,

hi. It's for you.

Finish them off with extreme

prejudice.

This way.

It's supper time, my little fishies. Make

the nice doggies all gone.

So where are the Rovers?Being digested,

Sir.

Stop making me laugh, groomer.

Oh, sorry, Sir.

Yeah.

Also, Luca sent us.

He misses you. Now, Sir Mantis.

So, let's get you, um..

Come on, comrades, start rushing!

Oso! Wait, man, that's the wrong way out!

Come

back! Time she has come. I agree.

Let's muzzle them.

I made those. My cookies were crumbly.

I threw in filling a pen.

Absolutely awesome.

In a moment, we'll have it all.

General, don't destroy everything I've

worked for. When I agreed to dig here,

you promised it would all be preserved.

Sidney, I lied. Now read

this to me one last time or I'll feed you

to the piranhas.

The light will shine

on one whose heart is true, and one

wish will be granted. What are you going

to wish for, General?Guess.

Complete world domination?

Oh, right you are.

This is it.

Oso



whose heart is true.

Back to the hammer robot.

It serves you right. We're ruined,

man.

Lozenge?Nah.

Then the light shined down on Oso. And he

made his wish. To shut down Parvo's

operation for Goodsti?No. Oso

wished for something else. He wished for

me to have eyesight.

I can see you, Oso, for the very first

time.

You're more beautiful than I had ever

imagined.

You've taken care of me all these years.

Now it's my turn to take care of you.

Deep inside every dog is a road

rover.

Good job, rovers. The world financial

markets have stabilized, thanks to you.

What's that noise?Shag answer your

phone.

Who is he talking to all the time?

Well, apparently the caterers. It's

lunchtime!