01x07 - Hunter's Heroes

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Barking, scratching, Frisbee, catching

presidential pets. That's us. Changing to

the canines who drive suit up cars and

jets. Coming through. Soca snipping,

toilet sipping, soaring through the sky.

I like it. Making drooling with refueling

who says dogs can't fly?Not me. Speeding,

crash and failing scratching vehicles

explode. Jason racing down the road.

Hunter is a hero hound Leader of the

pack Calling cubs from London town

Watching the attack Exiles from

Siberia With super frozen sight That's

me! With shoes on posterior His box worse

than his bite Shag is strong from head to

toe A coward through and through Muzzle

stack It's gonna blow He's sure a screw

or two They fight more right both day and

night In every episode Now

it's time

All right. One, two,

three, four, five,

or six. Let's go.

Get up,

I said get

up.

Next time you won't be so lucky.

Let's see. Too old.

Too scrawny. Too small.

Cute. Very cute.

I hate cute.

Oh yes, much better.

You're already near perfection. Of

course you'll have to shed a few pounds,

but I can help you with that.

There's no need to be frightened. You've

been chosen to be a member of the new

Master race, a race of

unstoppable Kano mutants. If you

measure up.

Those recruits that lack the stamina

leaving the reject truck. It's a

one way trip. Bye

bye now. Hasta manana.

Oh, and did I mention that no one has

ever escaped from here alive?

Reconditioning starts tomorrow morning.

Lock them up.

Lozenge. Yes.

Hurry.

How many dogs came in today, groomer?

close to 300, General. The operation is

running smoothly. Yes,

even my cough is better. Oh, parvo.

When I see you like this, I want to give

you a quick trim.

well Good evening, General Parvo. Hope

you are feeling most lazy. Cut the

happy chat, Commander. What's on your

mind?My compatriots and I would like an

update on our investment.

Naturally. Within the next 24 hours, I

will be shipping out platoons of Kano

mutants to our seven key locations around

the globe. Once these regiments are in

place,We shall begin the great attack

simultaneously. And after your government

is in place, as agreed, you will all be

rewarded with high-ranking positions in

the new regime. Until then.

Take a note. After the takeover,

eliminate the commander and his partners.

Oh, Parvo, your genius is

matched only by your luxurious facial

hair. My pet.

Come close and whisper my three

favorite words to me.

Complete world

domination.

Blimey, I thought you'd never switch

positions. I've got a blooming crick in

me neck.

Mama lion to pack leader. Mama lion to

pack leader. Do you read me?Like a book,

Mama Lion. How are accommodations?

Wow, it's no Buckingham Palace. Big

Mama, this is King of Jungles. I'll be

there soon to rescue your beautiful keno

tush, yah. Do I know you?Oh,

not this again. Have you left the nest

yet?We're about to fly the coop.

Here we go, Shag

Slight change of plans, Hunter. Our wings

just got clipped.

Now's our chance.

Shag remind me to buy you a type of

sweating to the oldies.

Nice job, ehLet's go.

Now let's see if we can find a way out of

this place before you k*ll me.

Mama Lion. Mama Lion. Can you and Baby

Cubber Rage a visit for us?Just as Bloom

as soon as we can find a way out of here.

Come on, I'll lead the way.

Just for a change. Why don't you lead?

He's actually quite a good dancer.

Shay, get your launcher. Not

lawn chair, launcher as in launch.

Not your lunch, your launcher.

Let me

take it from here, Shane. For

me. Thanks.

Excuse me, miss. You need some help?

Well, I could use a little roadside

assistance. Then again, so

could you.

You sure pulled the woolly lamps over

eyes of early worm and got burned in

Bush. OK, cool. It's

not fair. I wanted to bite his Turkus

first. We're here on business, weird boy.

Not pleasure. Oh, never mind.

Let's roll, Rovers. We have two on the

inside and a lot more needing to get out.

Next.

Life is good. You

wanted to talk to me, General?Yes,

Hawkins. There are some

minor details I need to work out with you

before your first shipment of soldiers.

We have a deal. Everything is set, right?

We've run into a few production delays

due to unexpected equipment repairs.

I'm afraid it's all quiteExpensive.

What's it going to cost?10

million should handle it. Of course, if

you don't want to be a part of my new

world order, I'll have to confer with my

associates. Do that, but quickly.

I have other offers on the table.

OK, we need a plan. I know just the one.

I should go inviting. Those purely Kano

mutant girly boys are no match for my

marvelous muscles. Admit it. Go on.

Blitz, there are at least 50 of them, and

only three of us. Yeah, one of

us should stay behind to make it a fair

fight. I could be that one. You are that

one.

Colleen, what are the odds of getting

through the fence?According to my calcs,

one in 17,002. Oh, that

bad. We're dead.

Blimey.

You can forget going over the fence,

Hunter. Only one way is safe. Going

under, way, way under.

OK, Rovers, let's hit the dirt.

Good idea, Blitz, but I had something

else in mind.

Wait, you cannot leave without me.

Where does it say in manual that we care?

Page 27. Fine print always confuses

me.

Noses up, crew. Get ready to hit the

surface, nice and easy.

Rovers, we're in. But what are we in?

This is just a guess, but I'd say we

broke into the guard barracks. Okay.

I just remembered I forgot to bring long

underwear. I'd better go back. It really

gets chilly this time of year, and I'd

hate to freeze my hiney. So, what's the

good word, guys?

That wasn't exactly the word I was

looking for.

So, you want to play that game?Well, I

have a better one. Here, boy. Fetch

the ball. Fetch!

That's a good dog. A good, good

dog.

There shall be much wailing and gnashing

of teeth.

Run, puppy girls. This big, bad Rover

is out to get you.

Bonjour, these bad mutant buggy men are

always rushing me around all the time.

But can they ice skate?

Come to Papa Blitzy.

Comrade, are you dokey-okey?I was trying

to stop mutant doggy men.

Ow! Blitz bit me. Okay, that's it.

You, mister, need a time out. As soon as

we get back to headquarters, you're going

straight to your room, young man. But he

started it with his icy eyeball thingy.

Well, next time I want you to use your

words. We'll have no more biting around

here. You're singing me out. Now let's

see. Where are Colleen and

Shag

Move out, ShagRun!

Just the dog I was waiting for.

You need to get ready for the canal

mutator, but first a slight trend.

Don't make me run with scissors. That's

no way for a future canal mutant to act.

Stand still or there might be an

unfortunate accident.

Lungs are good. I like that

in a dog. Oh,

I have to use this more often.

Fat leader to Mama Lion. Do you read me?

Loud and clear. Hey, didn't even

hear you. You're good, Colleen. I'm glad

you noticed.

Ohh It's good to see you, too, pal. Say,

did you get a haircut?

No, it looks good.

Now that we are in this little prison

camp, how do we get out?First, we got to

free the dogs. Which ones?All of them.

Hunter, are you totally crazy?There are



going to break them out. Pretty cool, huh

Freedom for all doggies. I

like

it. The 10 million will be in your Swiss

account in a matter of minutes. I

appreciate it, Commander, and I hope

that nothing will hold up the process any

further. Don't worry, Commander.

I've taken care of everything. I want a

complete compound lockdown, soldiers. The

shipment of our new platoons begins in

exactly one hour.

Is coast clear as seal?Okay, Rovers,

let's do what dogs do. Sniff ourselves?

Buy tushies. Chase cats?Buy tushies.

Roll in garbage?Buy tushies. No

dig.

We can do that.

Nice job. Now to short

circuit the security system.

Not that one.

Not that one either. There.

I hate glitches in this system. Single

file. Room for everybody. Women and

puppies first. Ooh, especially you. Hi.

No shoving, please. Hey, nice fur. Roll

trovers. I should have known.

Sorry, creepy lady, but we don't have

time for silly haircuts. Maybe next

time, okay?

No!

Just follow

Shag

You drive a hard bargain, General, but

the deal is finally in place. It's all in

your hands now. That's a good place for

it. One by

one, each country will fall to me as

planned. I have the army,

the recruits, the funds, and

soon I'll have the world.

What?Where?Where are the

dogs?

How did this happen?

It was the Road Rover, Sir. But

it was your responsibility.

Wasn't?No, I don't. I mean, yes. Yes

Broke.

Gum.

All the dogs have been returned to their

homes thanks to you, Rd. Rovers. You're

good dogs. Good, good dogs. What's

wrong, Shack?Please.

You sure?Looks like

we forgot one.